All language subtitles for The Almighty Johnsons s03e10 Playing God.eng

Mike wants your throne. He wants
to replace you as All-Father.

No way would Mike ever try
and shaft me out of being Odin.

Bring me a man willing to pay

$50,000 to the goddess healer.

- Done.
- She's hiding something.

She knows that I know, and
she's waiting for me to ask.

- Were we lovers once?
- Yes, we were.

Our love disappeared when
I stopped being a god.

I am Odin. It's my destiny.

Destiny is that I will
find her before you will.

I've never known why
I had to find Frigg.

It was always this quest I was
told I had to do, but now I get it!

- And thereby save the world?
- Exactly!

(Upbeat rock music)
(Laughter)

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Oh, that's it, baby. Work it.

Oh, baby, work it.

(Whooping)

Oh, shit!

Oh, no, no, no.
(Laughing)

Please, don't stop.

I thought the stick, like,

- cured people.
- Oh, it does many things.

- Such as?
- Things.

I've got to get back to the suge. There's
some results happening in Masterton.

So

how come you can do that with the stick?

Because I'm freakishly strong
and incredibly flexible.

No, with the stick standing
up like that, I mean.

That's what it does for me.

I thought only Michele
got souped up by the stick.

got us powers
in different ways.

Michele gets to cure
stuff, I get pole dancing.

And what did Ingrid
get, super-strong liver?

- She gets super-wise.
- Yeah, right.

I'm telling you, when she's
plugged in, she's freaky.

She knows all the old myths and she can
answer really, really hard questions about

all the gods and stuff.

Oops, fun police.

Axl: Hi, Michele.

Would Ingrid be here?

- I need Yggdrasil.
- Oh, right there.

Do you need me, perchance?

Nope, just this.

Oh, okay. Can I ask why?

No.

I hope, as the guardian of Yggdrasil,

you're not using our sacred artefact as
a prop in one of your drinking sessions.

No. Never

You're late.

He's in the bathroom,
cleansing in preparation.

I take it he's coughed up the 50 grand?

Michele, with guys like this, you
don't ask for the money up front.

- So that's a no, and
I'm gone. - No, no--

He's a very sick man, he's tried everything,
and he's been burned by quacks before.

- I'm not a quack.
- I know, which is why I told him to pay us after,

when he's cured. Pay us what
he feels his life is worth.

Look, he's a very, very rich
man who very much wants to live.

Think big money, Michele, think

crazy money.

Okay, now quick, do your stick
thing before he comes out.

So what's his problem?

Cancer.

- You can do cancer, right?
- Sure. What sort of cancer?

Ah, let's just put it this way:
think of the money.

There she is.

You're the goddess healer?

Is that what they're calling me?

You look more like a prostitute.

- Good luck with the cancer.
- Okay, okay.

Sorry.

It's just that I've had every bloody
fraudster calling themselves...

medical miracle workers
prodding and poking me.

I'm sick to death of it. Pardon the pun.

That's not me.

What's the cancer?

Prostate.

Then you know the routine.

(Sighs)

(Squelch and yell)

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(Groaning)

What time did you get in?

- I was outside.
- Around midnight.

One very needy patient took
way longer than expected.

What was wrong with him?

I'd show you,

- I'm not sure you'd like it.
- No...

- (Laughs) I'm all good.
- Good.

Have you spoken to your brothers?

So the cone of silence
is still in operation.

So what did you do last night?

Yeah! Do you want to
do something tonight?

I'd love to, but I think I
might be working late again.

Am I your only friend?

Hey, don't.

It's my job to be the bad guy.

Well...

It's lucky for you I like
the bad guys, isn't it?

Yeah.

I can't believe this is real.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Moving in together, plus...

oh yeah, you're a god.
(Laughs)

Major adjustment.

And it all happened so fast.

Too fast?

No.

- This is what you want, isn't it?
- Yes.

- Of course it's what I want.
- Promise?

Don't look so worried.

We talked it through heaps.

(Moaning) Oh, I love you so much.
Let's do everything together.

I love you, promise
we can do this forever.

I promise.

Get used to it.

Looks like we're together.

Okay, so... maybe not the most
thought-out decision in the world,

and I really just left my house, but...

your house is...

Our house?

Yes.

Tonight, let's celebrate.

Have a romantic unpacking dinner date.

Yeah.

Cool.

Can we get you anything else?

- Mochaccino?
- No, thank you.

- Why aren't you eating?
- I'm on a diet.

We can't afford more than one breakfast.

So why am I the one
that gets the breakfast?

We need your help to find the Frigg.

Well, I am helping you, as much as I can,
but I have other responsibilities, you know?

- With Michele?
- Possibly yes and possibly not.

I might have lots of
responsibilities for all you know.

We actually want to talk
to you about the stick.

Well, that's one of my responsibilities.
I'm the keeper of Yggdrasil.

Mmm, Michele has her healy thing,

Stacy has her flexy thing,

and I hear that your thing
is it makes you real smart.

Well, I don't like to use
Yggdrasil. It gives me a headache.

Because of all the
smartness it gives you?

Maybe, why?

Don't you think that smartness
might be useful in finding Frigg?

If we power you up, maybe then
you can download from the universe

how to find Frigg.

I can't control what wisdom
Yggdrasil bestows on me.

It's like having a whole
library poured in my head.

Or maybe you just can't
control the wisdom yet

because you haven't
practiced enough, Ingrid.

Well, I suppose it
might be worth a shot.

- Yes!
- Except...

- Except what?
- Michele.

It's her stick, and she
won't let you touch it.

What? Why is it all of
a sudden Michele's stick?

My mum sent my brother to go get it.

If anything, it's more my
stick than it is her stick.

Well, you try telling Michele that.

True. She'll cut your nuts off.

And then not heal you afterwards,
'cause she's evil like that.

Oh, I'm so late.

Anders will be nowhere
near the office yet.

With my luck, today he will be,
and he will knock me for being late

because I've been having sex.

Is that a bad thing,
given that it's true?

Bad people make it
sound like a bad thing.

Here's an idea; how about I
come to your defence later on?

No, that will only make him worse.

Well, I can bake some raspberry and white chocolate
muffins and drop them in while I'm defending you.

- You don't have to.
- I'm kidding, but...

- I want to.
- Seriously?

I'll turn into a muffin.

Sorry, I'm being annoying, aren't I?

No, you're not.

So I'll see you back here later on?

To unpack?

- Yes.
- Yes!

- You're worried about Dawn?
- Every second of every day.

That she might fall down a mineshaft,

or shatter into a million pieces,

or be eaten alive by
rats, because of you?

Well, none of those things.

Until now. But yes.

And the worrying is making me clingy.

Gods must never be clingy.

- It undermines our godliness.
- Well, I am.

And the end result is she's
having a commitment freakout.

She was kind of distant this morning.

Stacy's sometimes distant

when we're making love.

Worried about work and
whatnot. But so am I,

wondering about the surf report.

Doesn't mean we're not committed.

And I'm happy for you, Grandpa,
but getting back to Dawn...

- Have you tried talking to her?
- I can't.

If I do the deep and meaningful
thing, I'll seem even more intense.

Even more intense?

Yeah, that's intense.

So what should I do?

- You leave it to me.
- No.

- No?
- I want oracle advice

about gods and mortals. You don't
have to do anything, Grandpa.

Are you sure? 'Cause I can.

It's okay. I'll figure it out.

Hi, Dawn.

It still cracks me up. The
all-powerful Odin delivers pizzas.

I'm not sure telling
her was such a good idea.

Yeah, tell me about it.

You're lucky you're my brother's
girlfriend or I'd smite you.

Or I just wouldn't give
you this free pizza.

Bit early in the day
for pizza, isn't it?

Yazi, the guy who owns Throne of Pizza,
is experimenting with new flavours.

I told him I was coming to see my brother, and
he told me to bring one over as market research.

- What's on it?
- He wouldn't tell me.

Said it might cloud your judgement.

- Can I talk to you?
- I'm here, I have ears.

It's kind of private.

It's okay, you're allowed to have
your god chats in front of me now.

This one's a bit more personal.

Then let us walk and talk, my brother.

Don't try and eat all the pizza.

So why do you want the stick?

To find Frigg.

You realize it does nothing
to have a dick, right?

Yeah, but I have a plan.

Oh, a plan. Is it better

than all your previous plans?

Yes.

And does it have the
Mike tag of approval?

He's not the boss of me.

Ooh, bold. I like it.

I need the stick and I want
you to get it from Michele.

- Are you nuts?
- You found it. By rights it's yours.

Last time I tried that
the word rectally was used,

and trust me, I've seen what
she can do in that department.

- Really?
- Yeah, some people see the world

through rose-coloured spectacles
while with Michele it's kind of like...

shades of red mist.
(Phone ringing)

Yeah, I know what she's like, but we
only want to borrow it for a little while.

Yeah, but she's not really big on
sharing. Sorry, I need to get this.

Guy How's it going? Did
you speak to your daughter?

Hey, well, that's great
news. Just, hang on a tick.

I really need to take this. Okay?
I'll see you later and see what I can do.

- Yeah, sure you will.
- No, no, seriously, I'm going

to see you later
and I'll-- when--

Guy, hey. What'd I tell you, was I
right about her or was I right about her?

(Beep)

What is it, Yazzie?

Hey, boy, I've got
another delivery for you.

Hey Dawn

Hi.

Olaf. Hi.

This is a surprise.

I wanted to see how you're
settling into your new home.

Which is why you're here at the office.

Yeah, and...

I brought an offering.

Oh, wow. Your entire family
seems obsessed with feeding me.

- Really?
- Axl bought experimental pizza.

- A bit early in the day for pizza, don't you think?
- That's exactly what I said.

But never too early in the day...

for delicious homemade biscuits.

That is true.
(Chuckles)

So how are you settling in, Dawn?

- Good, thank you, Olaf.
- Are you happy?

Yes, thank you.

That's pleasing.

(Crunching)

Is there something wrong, Olaf?

Exactly the question
we're dealing with now.

Did Ty send you in here with this?

Well, in a roundabout way, yeah.

Because he's worried about me.

How fast we're moving, have
we done the right thing?

Which is sweet and everything, but

- sometimes it can be
a little bit-- - Clingy?

Yes. At times.

I mean, he doesn't have
to keep sending me food.

- Even if these are awesome.
- Well, don't hold back.

I won't.

- To hell with the calories.
- Exactly

You see, Ty didn't make these. I did.

- You?
- Ty isn't the only master baker in this family.

Olaf,

- what sort of biscuits are these?
- Chocolate chip.

(Crunching)

Don't you love the way the chocolate
takes the edge off the dope?

(Crunching)

How'd you do it?

You're cured, does it matter?

It matters to my fucking doctor. He
just about fell off his fucking chair

when he saw the results of
this morning's scan, yeah.

The word impossible
was used. Repeatedly.

Guy, you wanted a miracle.

You've searched the whole world
for a miracle. There it is.

Don't look a gift horse in the ass.

Is it gone? For good?

Yes.

You have a gift, clearly, and

I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

And I promise you I will
do everything I can to help.

I'll transfer the money this
morning, and yes, I want in.

Hey, let me show you the way out.

So we'll be in touch
shortly with all the details.

And congratulations, by the way.

As they say, live long and
maybe we can all prosper.

Help with what, Anders?

We need champagne. Guess how much.

- How much what?
- Money he deposited into our bank account.

- We have a bank account?
- Well, the money's got to go somewhere.

- Fifty thousand, as we agreed.
- Try $200,000.

How's that for gratitude?

What does he think he's
buying with that gratitude?

Life.

Ah, my, but you're a suspicious wench.

(Clattering)

- Pepperoni with extra cheese.
- Hey, Axl.

That'll be $15.50.

Plus an extra $50 special delivery fee.

(Chuckles)

You know, because you asked for me specially, my
boss thinks I'm doing dodgy shit on the side, right?

I wanted to talk to you, I figured this
was the best shot I had of getting you here.

Pizza?

Beer with that?

Sure.

(Sigh)

I wanted to apologize for
going off on you the way I did,

over that whole beer commercial debacle.

I mean,

it wasn't your brightest idea,
but at least you were trying, eh?

Yeah. Things could've
turned out better, I suppose.

We had a good road trip,
you and I, didn't we?

And you were in a good space. But then,

well, you came back and you got
caught up in this harebrained shit...

and I'm worried that you're
going to lose it again, go AWOL...

Well, I lost it and I'm sorry.

You know, I guess crazy shit comes
with the territory when you're Odin, eh?

Yeah. But there's crazy and
then there's, you know. (Whistles) Crazy.

(Chuckles) True.

Lucky I got you around to tell me
the difference, though, eh, Mike?

Anyway, I'm just extending the
hand of peace here, that's all.

Anything I can do to help.

Yeah, there is, actually.

- Yggdrasil, is that here?
- Michele's stick?

The stick that our family
was sent to retrieve, yeah.

No, I haven't seen it for ages.

- I can ask Michele. Why do you want it?
- It's okay. I got Anders on it.

(Phone trilling)

He's seeing her this afternoon.

- Anders is?
- Yeah, apparently. Work calls.

- What's up?
- It's here.

- Axl: What is?
- The stick. Ingrid just walked in with it.

Oh, I'll be right there.

(Dramatic music)

Gotta go.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

(Keys clinking)

What were we talking about?

How you have a sneaky
thing for rap music.

Yes, I haven't told Ty yet.

Do you think he'll like me less when he
catches me doing the housework to Ice Cube?

There's someone called Ice Cube?

- Yeah.
- And you live with Hod.

(Laughing)

(Phone ringing)

(Laughing)

(Phone ringing)

JPR-- (Laughing)

- Shit!
- Dawn.

Yes, that is most definitely me.

- Hello, Anders.
- Hello?

I mean, you first.

Yeah, I know, I'm calling
you there. Are you alright?

I love it when you worry about me.

Okay. Right, listen, I'm calling you to let
you know that I can't make the meeting today.

What meeting?

The one with the dog food people.

- What meeting with the dog food people?
- The one I'm calling you about.

(Clattering)

We don't have-- we don't
have any meetings today.

Yeah, no, no, we do. They called last night.
I think they found pieces of dog in the dog food.

That's terrible.

I know, I'm just kidding. No, they just
need some love and I can't do it, so you can.

No, I can't. Why can't you?

Dawn, you'll be awesome.
You give great love.

At least that's what Ty tells me.

- What time are they coming?
- I don't know. This afternoon, maybe.

Don't screw up.

(Groans)

Look what you've done.

Our last client and I'm off weed.

(Sigh)

I need some air.

(Footsteps)

It's Axl, isn't it? It's quite a dream
meeting a god like this. TUTTA SBAGLIATA

Oh, dude, shut up.

I saw the way that you crudely
assaulted him last night.

Man, you were much rougher
than you needed to be.

Don't blame me, blame anatomy.

It's money.

Obscenely grateful
plentiful money, Michele.

And we need money, lots of
it to set this up how we want.

The way you want it.

You want it too, otherwise
you would've left ages ago.

Maybe I like drinking
champagne, despite the company.

Oh, come on, Michele. This
is your shot at greatness.

Despite all your bitching to the contrary,
you're actually happy being a money goddess.

or you're scared of what Mike will

say when he finds out,

when he inevitably rains on our parade.

- I need time.
- For what?

This is your ticket to the
life you always wanted, Michele.

Or would you rather spend time in that man
cave that Mike calls home with his 2.4 babies.

Or what? You're
actually in love with him?

In my own way, yes, I am.

Michele, the builder's wife, really?

Michele,

as a friend,

ditch Mike. He's a ball and chain.

Some friend.

Okay, as your future business
partner. Actually, no, whatever.

Either way your relationship's finished.

If you tell him, he won't stand for it, If you don't,
he'll find out and then the relationship's finished anyway.

You're damned if you do,
you're damned if you don't.

Fuck you, Anders. I'm not
going to be bullied into this.

Okay, babe, but when
it all falls to shit,

you can cry on my shoulder. Or
my penis. Either way, it's fine.

(Dramatic music)

(Soft instrumental music)

Clouds, that's so amazing.

Here's a porpoise cloud.

I want to jump on him and sniff him.

Sniff the porpoise.

Yes.

(Laughter)

Dawn, can we talk? Really talk?

I would love that.

Ty is a bit worried about you.

You told him I was stoned.

No. No.

When would I do that? We've
been together the whole time.

You're a god.

So then why is he worried? Is

this why he's so clingy?

Yes, the clingy thing.

There is also that. And...

and the fact that when mortals
become aware of god business,

strange and terrlele things
tend to happen to them.

I could have worded that better.

To the god or...

the mortal?

Mortal.

Shoot.

Hey, Ingrid. How's it going?

Well, Masterson turned
out to be a dead end.

One of many.

When you're searching for a Frigg,
you end up kissing a lot of frogs.

Unless there's a way to
shortcut around the frogs.

Showtime, Ingrid.

Oh, I really don't know about this.

All you have to do...

is power up...

and fill in the missing pieces.

- Maybe.
- Maybe is the best thing we've got right now.

It's Michele's yggdrasil and I'm
the guardian of it, not the user.

Isn't finding Frigg the most
important thing, to all of us?

- I think Michele would argue otherwise.
- Ragnarok.

Ingrid. Ragnarok.

You're right.

The end of the world as we know
it is bigger than even Michele.

- Hands on the stick, Ingrid.
- Okay.

Tell it what you need to
know. Ask it to guide you.

- I'm not sure it's a two-way
conversation. - Just try.

Okay? Please?

(Ingrid clears throat)

Find Frigg, Ingrid.

Where is she?

That's the wisdom we seek.

(Whoosh)

(Speaking other language)

(Speaking other language)

Are you getting any of this?

(Speaking other language)

(Speaking other language)

Okay, I've heard of him.

- What's it got to do with Frigg?
- In the myths, not a lot.

But we're not looking for a guy.

Maybe she is.

Axl, "Honea" is the god
who gave reason to man.

Ingrid, we need to be looking for Frigg.

- It worked.
- Axl: What?

I have a map or directions to her.

- That's not a map or directions, Ingrid.
- Maybe not to you.

Go.

- Ingrid, are you okay?
- Car.

Who's Car? What's he god of?

She means we need to go
somewhere by car, Axl.

Oh, right.

- Changed your mind?
- Changed my mind about what?

Mike, hello.

- Who's changed what mind?
- Don't even bother.

Look. Okay, this is
not what it looks like.

It looks like after Michele
left, maybe you're running a bath.

Yes, that's exactly what it is.

So what is it that it
doesn't look like, Anders?

That I'm screwing your
girlfriend, which I'm not.

I know.

Really? How? Seems entirely
plausible that I could be.

Because I trust her and she has taste.

Well, we're all sorted because she
actually loves you, so go figure.

So what are you doing
with Michele, Anders?

Discussing business opportunities.

Hm. Because you two have
so many areas in common.

No, no, no, Mike. Just one.

We both want to make
something of our lives.

Sorry if that gets up your nose but

she's got this remarkable gift.
She even saved my sorry life,

for fuck sakes. So why shouldn't
she get a little something out of it?

She has a gift. People all over the world
make truckloads of money using their gift,

so what's wrong with her and me and you,

as her chosen life partner,
getting some coin out of it?

Look, last night,

I saw that she stuck her
finger inside some guy's ass,

cured his prostate thingy,

saved his life. 200 grand.

Now, I know you think that we should
all be hiding under rocks but, seriously,

where's the harm in that?

Dawn?

Hello, Dawn.

Dawn: Is it because he'll freeze me?

Is that the bad thing that might happen?

He's not going to freeze you.

He's done it before.

Well...

yes.

But

the current theory is that Ty's powers
are fuelled by dark thoughts. And it...

was the guilt of living
a lie which led to,

you know. He loves you.

Love doesn't freeze people.

What if he stops loving me?

If I have an affair or something?

Are you planning on having an affair?

- No. I love him.
- Well, then

I think you're pretty safe.

He killed you.

No. I'm very much
alive and here, Dawn.

"Hodge" killed "Alt".

You've been reading, haven't you?

Don't. They're stories
written by drunk men.

They're not real.

Mostly not real.

What if none of this is real?

I'm pretty sure this
is real, Dawn. It's...

- almost too real.
- What if it isn't love and

turns out I just have a thing for gods?

Or maybe he just has a
thing for mortals and that's

all I am to him. It would be bad.

It would be really bad.

- What if we can't have babies?
- I don't know, Dawn. All right?

- I don't know anything anymore.
- I don't want bad things to happen, Olaf.

No, we don't.

(Leaves rustling)

Hey, it's me. Um, we have a problem.

We? There is no we.

I think Mike might have a
very different take on that.

- How?
- He came to my hotel

and put one and one together,
got two and then he left.

My advice to you would be to
keep that stick very close to you,

somewhere even ideally
Ullr can't find it.

Thank you, Anders.
Now I have a problem.

I don't know where the stick is.

What do you mean you don't know?
You let it out of your sight?

Ingrid has it. I'm at Axl's but she's
not here and it's not here. No one's here.

Ah.

Ah, what?

Axl kind of had this lamebrained
scheme to use the stick to find a frigg.

Okay, thanks for mentioning that.

Hey, you're the one who gave
the stick to the one person

half-witted enough to go
through with a lamebrained idea.

Shit.

(Ingrid speaking other language)

In English, please.
(Other language)

Left, left. She wants us left. Go left!

(Tires screeching)

Where now, man?

Zeb: Okay, where now, Ingrid?

Ingrid?
(Ingrid laughing)

Okay, no, right, right.

(Tires squealing)

It's like taking directions
from someone with Tourettes.

(Speaking other language)

Okay, stop. Stop!

- What?
- Stop!

- Why? What's going on?
- This is not good, man.

Ingrid, Ingrid, you
need to let the stick go.

- But she's leading us somewhere.
- Look at her! Her brain's about to explode.

Oh, that...

(Knocking)

(Sniffing)

(Crunching)

(Clunk)

Fuck.

(Conversation din)
(Phone ringing)

- Hello.
- Hello, Grandpa.

Ty.

Do you remember this morning
when I told you to do nothing?

Your words are ringing
in my ears as we speak.

Why is Dawn nowhere to be found and there are
remains of your dope cookies in her office?

I wouldn't say she's
nowhere to be found exactly.

(Footsteps)

It's all fun and games until
someone loses and eye, eh?

At which point there's
you to make it all better.

As I told you once upon a time...

it's a chick thing.

Can't you just leave it at that?

Then Anders got involved.

A recent development. And one very much
within the confines of Anders' little head.

You've been using the
powers yggdrasil gives you

to heal mortals.

- And let us not forget your - three
brothers whom I also - cured to.

And you feel this is a
right and proper thing to do.

In the case of one of your brothers, no.

In the case of the mortals, of
course. Why else would I be doing it?

Ah, money.

I'm not Anders.

I found something good within myself,

something worthwhile with
this power I've been given.

- Why is that so wrong?
- Good for you.

But when you come down off your throne,

can you even begin to understand
how I might have a problem with this?

Yes, Mike, I can see how you have many
problems with this. I thought of them all.

And I knew you wouldn't get it.

Which is why I didn't tell you.

That you were off playing...

- god.
- I was off

- being a goddess.
- In return,

you're adored and you are
no longer a minor goddess.

Oh, fuck you and your
sanctimonious opinion of me.

What is wrong with healing people, Mike?

Yes, it makes me feel good
about myself. So what?

Why should I feel guilty about that? Just
forget Anders and his bullshit sales pitch.

I love the fact that I can save people's lives because
it is the best thing I could ever imagine doing.

And I love you, Mike,

but that doesn't give you
the right to control my life.

The choices you make
impact on all of us.

How dare you play that card
when you're just as bad.

You use your powers. I know you do.

And I use mine.

All we're arguing about
here is a matter of degree.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess it is.

And when you decided that you could
determine with your goddess power

who will live and who will die, who
you will save and who you leave to die,

I am sorry, Michelle, but
you left me way behind.

So... what?

We're done here?

Will you stop what you're doing?

Because you tell me to?

Does that sound like the basis of
a good relationship to you, Mike?

I would resent you forever for taking away
the one thing that gave my life any meaning.

Then, yeah.

We are done.

- We have to do something.
- Let's just see where she's going.

- What? A hospital. It's where she should be going.
- Ingrid.

Oh, okay. Ingrid, um,

well, that's good. You've done good.
Let's just give it a rest now, okay?

- Here?
- What?

Here.

Zeb: An old folk's home.

All clear.

This way.

Shit.

Ah, hi there. We're just taking
my auntie to visit her hubby.

We signed in at the desk.

Ah, here!

It's this one.

(Chair squeaks)

Hi there.

Ah, Ingrid,

this is not Frigg.

No, this is Hoeni

The god who remained silent.
That's why he's not saying anything.

That too.

So, how is a silent
god meant to help us?

He doesn't look like
he's big on charades.

No, in this realm, in this incarnation,
he's also Frederick Larson...

the father of Frigg.

(Child crying)

(Handheld device
whirrs and beeps)

Where's Dawn?

Emotionally, psychologically
or physically?

- Um, all of the above.
- First two, all over the place.

Last one, up there.

Thanks, Grandpa. Top work.

Never again.

Hey.

Dawn.

I don't understand.

My delinquent grandfather got you very
stoned on his heinously strong drugs.

Why?

Inevitably

bad stuff has to happen.

(Panting)

Oh, that.

No, it doesn't.

Really?

Or are you just saying that to

get me to come down?

Well, yeah.

But I'm a bit of a pessimist at
times, in case you hadn't noticed.

I had.

Yeah. That's one of the
things I love about you.

You do?

Of course.

Because you are my opposite.

And I figure if we
can balance things out,

we'll be okay.

And do you promise to use all of
your godly powers to make sure that

nothing bad ever happens to me?

Of course.

And will you forgive me if I get
a bit clingy from time to time?

Well, if only you cling to me.

(Laughs softly)

And nothing bad will ever happen?

Never.

Is there any way you can trace her
through the genealogy stuff you do?

Like, we know her last name's Larson.

Well, there were quite a lot of Larsons on
the sailings of the Hovdings, I'm afraid.

Of course there were. And the stick
didn't give you any other clues beyond him?

There's like this wall around him.
I guess because of his injuries.

- I don't know. Sorry.
- No. You did amazing

and I just hope we haven't
injured your brain in the process.

It doesn't feel like
there's any fresh damage.

Okay, if anyone asks, we're a
church hospital visiting group.

My name's Jeremiah.

Okay, so what did Jeremiah find
out? Is there a next of kin?

No. Apparently that's
private information

which they won't even give out
to bogus church support groups.

If Hoenir's brain wasn't munted,
could he actually talk to us?

Ah, yes, that's a common
misconception that Hoenir is mute

where the truth is he's
just a big vague sometimes.

And can Michelle's healing
powers heal injuries that are old?

Yes. Yes, they can.

- We've got the stick. All we need is her.
- Call her.

Oh, I left my phone at your house.

And I haven't actually got her number.

Don't look at me.

- Like, I'd have her number.
- Wait here.

Thank god you're here.

Thank god. There's
no god I want to thank.

Sorry. It's a thing people
say. I need your help.

My helping days are apparently over.

I need you to heal this guy.

It's Frigg's dad.

If you heal him then I can find her.

Ingrid's already there with
your stick. All we need is you.

- Wow, you're that close?
- I am.

Then let me take this
opportunity to remind you, Axl,

I'm Sjofn, minor goddess.

I put an arrow through your chest on
your 21st birthday to stop you achieving

precisely the thing you're
now asking me to help with.

But things have changed a little
bit since then, haven't they?

Because we've come to know
each other and have bonded?

Because I'm Odin and I have a quest
to fulfill and I will achieve it

with or without you, Michelle.

And it will really pay
to be on my good side.

Wow. He has teeth after all.

- But he is too late.
- Why?

Because the god of the hunt is on
the hunt and he is way ahead of you.

(Motor revving)
(Brakes squeal)

(Slam)

No. No way is he screwing this up.
You are coming with me, Michelle.

- Too late.
- No argument!

Hold the phone.

I think this is her.
(Gasps)

- Do you concur?
- I do concur.

Hey, Mike, Axl went looking
for Michelle. Did he find her?

No idea.

- Whoa, hey, we need that.
- Not any more.

Yes, we do. We found the Frigg.

Well, not the actual Frigg.

Yet.

- This is her dad.
- Hoenir.

And this is little Frigg.

Good. So find her but not with this.

Okay, no, whoa, hold on.

Hold on. You don't realize
how important this is.

No, you're the one that doesn't realize.

This does not belong here!

This is wrong.

No. No.
(Thump) (Gasping)

This bullshit ends today.

Michelle: Mike, what are you doing?

- I need that, Mike.
- Michelle: That's mine.

- I need that to complete my quest.
- Not with this.

Hand it over, Mikkel.

This is a corruption. This thing
doesn't belong in this world.

I know why you're doing
this. You want me to fail.

I'm doing it, Axl, because it's my
job to protect this family from itself.

- No!!
- Michelle: Mike, no.

(Ingrid screams)

(Grinding)

(Grunts)

(Sombre instrumental music)

Good work, Mike.

Really bright idea.

I am sorry if I messed up
your future income streams.

Your head is so far up your own ass.

You should not have done that, Mike.

I did what had to be done
for the good of everyone.

That's a lie.

You want to control us.

You want us to live by your rules,

but no more.

The days of you pushing us around...

they are over.

Well,

when you've earned the right to lead,

then I will listen.

You are not him.

Who?

Odin.

I know you think you are, Mike.

I've seen inside your head.

But you are not him. I am.

And if you want to come after me,

I'm ready.

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

You are history, Mike.

You hear me?!

History!

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