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I found Yggdrasil.
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The greatest and best of all
trees from which all life flows?
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On behalf of us all,
can I just say one thing?
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That is for being you.
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In the space of, what? A day? You
managed to turn millions of dollars
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into a bunch of
deadbeats on bicycles?
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Yep, pretty much.
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I feel the need to get wasted.
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What?
Nothing.
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Have you noticed how weird
she's been since she got back?
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Zeb, can you please help?
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My father is a prick.
It was nice seeing you all.
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So you have no idea why
the cameras and everything?
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My father's a control freak,
and in Jacob he's found a mate.
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Gaia means the world to me.
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If you try this keeping
her prisoner shit again,
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you will not see her for dust.
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I am now your legal guardian.
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What?
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How else do you think I got your
dad to back off and see sense?
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Me and Zeb - we own you.
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Is that so?
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What are you doing?
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I had a dream.
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OK, are you still
having it and am I in it?
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You tell me.
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Move.
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Ow! A verbal 'no'
would have also worked.
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Seriously, why are you doing
whatever you're doing now?
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It's far too early in the morning.
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Well, I wanted to do
it before I forgot.
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I dreamt exactly how
our flat should look.
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Uh-huh, and this is it?
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No, but if I keep moving stuff,
sooner or later it will be.
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Right.
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Do I even ask?
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She had a dream.
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Furniture-moving dream.
That's symbolic.
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Symbolic of how she's been
acting really strange lately.
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Yeah.
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Which is my cue to go serve
breakfast junk food to the masses.
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Have fun.
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What do you think?
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Lots of things, like, maybe
you should take a break and get ready for work now.
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No need. I quit.
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You quit?
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I don't like these chairs here.
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You quit?
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Yes. That's what I just said.
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Why?
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Cos it felt like the right
thing to do at the time.
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At what time?
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When I woke up this morning and
phoned in to tell them I quit.
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Gaia, people don't just wake up,
quit their jobs and move furniture.
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I did. Grab a chair.
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OK, you're going to make me do this
the hard way, aren't you? Fine.
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What is going on with you?
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You haven't been yourself for a
while, and now... 'off the planet' is one way to describe it.
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No, it's not.
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Are you pregnant?
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Same shin.
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Same time of stupid question.
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There's nothing wrong with me, Axl.
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Where is she? Where's my daughter?
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Oh good! Bryn's here.
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What are you doing here?
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Hi, honey. Um, you remember all
those times we talked about how emergencies can happen at any time
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and we must always be ready
to leave at a moment's notice?
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To practise evacuations of
the house? Such good times!
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Well, this is your moment's notice.
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Too bad. I'm busy.
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Gaia!
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Why do we need to
evacuate the house?
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Is she ready?
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Not quite. Sweetness, we really
really need to leave here now.
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Yes, we do.
No, we don't.
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Gaia, please. We need to go.
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Then go! Because I'm not
going anywhere with anyone!
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And I'm not off the planet! And I'm
definitely not pregnant! And none of this furniture's in the right place!
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So just leave me alone!
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Gaia!
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OK, what is going on here?
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Listen to me...
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...before it's
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...too late.
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She's not here, Eggther.
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Thought you could fool us
with a possum heart, did you?
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Possum heart? I've no idea
what you're talking about.
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Thought we'd be too stupid
to figure it out, but we did.
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Ja, it took us 20 years, and don't
go trying to deny it, cos we even got it DNA tested,
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and it's definitely a marsupial
heart and not a tiny little girl heart. So where is she?
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I dunno what possum heart you're
talking about, but I know that was my door you kicked in. Not cool!
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Stay out of it. And there
he is - your little friend.
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Me? No. I-I was just passing
through. I smelled pies. I...
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I thought this place was a bakery.
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Don't give me that dwarf crap.
I know bakery when I see one.
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Where...
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Hey!
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Is...
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...the...
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...girl?
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I don't know.
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Liar.
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Whatever this is, this
is totally out of line.
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This room smells like
the pretty room on the island.
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Is it her smell? Is this her room?
You tell me where she right now or I will rip
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Start explaining.
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Hey! Where do you
think you're going?!
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We need to find Gaia.
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We need to call the police
is what we need to do.
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No, no, that's a bad idea.
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Worst idea ever.
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Him in there does not deal well
with authority figures. Trust me.
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Now, we... we have to find Gaia.
Her life depends on it.
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There she is.
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Good idea.
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What are you doing?
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You need to drive.
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I was getting away from you two.
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No, no, no, we need
to flee here now.
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Before he wakes up.
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Before who wakes up?
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Did you not see the large man
who was apparently after you?
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Oh, I was too busy falling out a
fucking window getting away from these two. Why is he after me?
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Is this another one of
your drug deals gone wrong?
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Yes, yes, it is. I'm sorry.
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What's that got to do with Gaia?
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I'll explain all that, but only
if we can leave this place now.
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Now!
Leaving a psycho in my flat?
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Better than here trying to kill us.
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It doesn't matter. The designated
driver key doesn't start the car.
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Give it here.
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Get in.
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It's not going to start.
There's a knack to it, that's all.
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Bet it won't.
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Are you OK?
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Just a sprain. I haven't jumped out
a window since I was a teenager.
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Can we talk about this as we drive
away in a forward motion, please?
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This day sucks. Is it almost over?
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It's morning, Anders, so no.
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Oh, but that's hours until lunch.
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Well, you could fill the void
by finding some clients.
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Did you ring those
netball people again?
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I told you I left them messages
lots of them - and I got one back:
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'Your services are no longer
required as our PR company,' from their new PR company.
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Traitorous bitches.
After all I did for them.
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Last time you spoke to them, you got
drunk at the end-of-season awards
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and speculated loudly on whether or
not the best and fairest was a true blonde
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while she was giving
her acceptance speech.
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And she totally was, as it turned
out. OK, so, the status report is...
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that we have two clients - the
crappy dog-food company and the makers of that inedible cereal.
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Correct.
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And if I had a dog, I wouldn't
feed it either of those products.
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Oh, Ty, morning tea.
I think I love you.
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I thought maybe you could
use caffeine right now.
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You have no idea.
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How come she's your
favourite, not me?
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Oh, and a scone to go with it.
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You are so sweet.
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Oh, that is so...
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Oh no, imaginary vomit. Now,
I forget - does this go in the rubbish or can I recycle it? Anyone?
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I have a job nearby. I'm a bit
early. I thought it'd be a nice thing to do
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something foreign to you.
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Is your job nearby in a bar?
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Why?
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Wh... No.
Yes.
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They're not open, Anders.
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But they will be.
You can't leave.
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Actually, I can and I am.
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When you no longer see me, that
is when you'll know for sure. I'll hold your tools for you.
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Oh, sounds rude, eh?
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Sorry.
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Not your fault.
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Oh, come on, Axl. You can't just
walk in here whenever you like. I'm not open for business.
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Uh, that's not what
your pants are saying.
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Look, I'm sorry for interrupting,
but Gaia's had an accident.
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I'm fine, honestly.
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Except for your arm. Uh, she... she
fell while she was redecorating our flat this morning.
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I'm fine.
Could you maybe have a look?
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Sure.
And can we have a word downstairs?
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About what?
Downstairs.
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It's just a sprain, really.
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If this is a drug deal you two
stuffed up, why are they coming after Gaia?
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Look, I can understand
why you might be upset.
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Upset? This huge dude broke my front
door down, started smashing stuff looking for Gaia,
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all because he's pissed off
with this little shit.
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Who is this little shit?
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Mike, meet Gaia's father
and her ex-boyfriend.
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Look, I'm sorry, OK, but you know
that Gaia is the most precious thing in the world to me, right?
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Well, so do they, which is why we
have to get her away from here.
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Look, I'm... I'm thoroughly
aware that this looks bad.
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Looks bad?
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But if we can just put some distance
between us and them, it'll all be fine.
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'Them'? Who is 'them'?
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What are you doing, Olaf?
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Would it be possible to have a quiet
word with you down here? You too. You stay here.
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Is this really important right now?
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Yes.
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So what's up with
the giant and the dwarf in the bar?
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Is that the start of a joke?
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Often it is,
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but right now it's because there's
a giant and a dwarf in the bar.
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Are you stoned, Olaf?
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My drug status has nothing
to do with this, Mike. There's a giant and a dwarf in your bar.
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He's not tall enough to be a giant.
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No, he's the dwarf.
The other one's the giant.
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No, that's Gaia's father.
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Huh? Oh, that's odd, because
Gaia definitely doesn't smell like a giant.
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What do giants smell like?
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Pie. Dwarves smell more
gamey - kind like fear.
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OK, Grandpa, now is a really bad
time for one of your spin-outs.
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Fine, if you don't believe me...
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Oi, you, giant. You, dwarf.
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What's your business here?
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What? What are you talking about?
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Are you one of those midget
giants I've heard about?
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OK, you're clearly off your
rocker, whoever you are.
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And you... you're remarkably
tall for a dwarf.
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Freakishly tall.
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Who are you?
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I'm Badlr, the reborn.
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Question is, who are you?
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No.
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Ullr.
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Oh God.
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You're gods.
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Odin.
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No. No.
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No.
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Are you smiling?
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What?
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You are. You're smiling.
Stop it. It's unnerving.
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Next you'll be whistling
while you work.
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I enjoy my work.
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No, you don't. How can
anyone enjoy what you do?
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At least I have work to do, Anders.
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Are you banging Dawn again?
No.
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Oh, I see. You're just friends and
that friendship's making you happy. That is so tragic.
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Sorry, is my happiness getting
in the way of your depression?
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Yes, it is, so knock it off.
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And I've been thinking
everything is Mike's fault.
244
00:12:53,222 --> 00:12:54,782
That you're depressed?
245
00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:58,423
Everything. My business is
in the toilet - Mike's fault.
246
00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:00,826
You were going to sweet-talk
your clients back.
247
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,108
You can't sweet-talk those
who won't returned your calls.
248
00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:04,750
Cos you abandoned them for months?
249
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,111
Our mother is gone - Mike's fault.
250
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:12,033
Don't forget why you had to marry
the nightmare that almost sucked the life out of you - Mike's fault.
251
00:13:12,278 --> 00:13:16,638
Anders, you seem to be forgetting
that we all lost our powers. That was not Mike's fault.
252
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:20,161
You, Ty, seem to be forgetting that
because Mike was an arrogant cock
253
00:13:20,404 --> 00:13:25,004
who thought he could play with our
money like it was his own, he lost millions that was owed to us.
254
00:13:25,248 --> 00:13:29,928
Now you're stuck repairing fridges
when you could be using your time and that money on a better cause
255
00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:33,212
like figuring out a way to become
mortal so you can be with Dawn,
256
00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:37,535
because that high that you're
feeling from your little morning-tea stalking you did
257
00:13:37,698 --> 00:13:41,098
that'll wear off. And you'll realise
you are no closer to being with her
258
00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:44,581
than you were before you dropped
$10 on a coffee and a scone.
259
00:13:54,993 --> 00:13:57,073
Oh, don't worry. We'll
take it off the bill.
260
00:14:02,198 --> 00:14:05,358
Good as almost new.
261
00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:10,123
Medicinal brandy?
262
00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:11,605
It's a bit early, isn't it?
263
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,966
So? You're a nurse, not a surgeon.
264
00:14:14,128 --> 00:14:17,128
I'm not actually a nurse
any more. I quit.
265
00:14:17,251 --> 00:14:18,971
You quit?
266
00:14:19,132 --> 00:14:22,772
Screw the brandy.
We need champagne.
267
00:14:23,015 --> 00:14:30,095
My rule is if you quit, retire,
marry, divorce, hook up, break up or even just feel like it,
268
00:14:30,221 --> 00:14:32,821
you need to celebrate.
269
00:14:32,944 --> 00:14:34,984
I suppose one couldn't hurt.
270
00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:38,545
Not any more than redecorating
your flat did, eh?
271
00:14:40,149 --> 00:14:42,989
Oh good! You're
drinking... before noon.
272
00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:48,232
I just wanted to make sure you're
OK and, uh, you're not moving Mike's furniture round.
273
00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:49,276
I'm fine.
274
00:14:49,397 --> 00:14:50,637
She's fine.
275
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,478
You father's gone, by the way.
276
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,080
How'd you get him to leave?
277
00:14:54,201 --> 00:14:56,521
Oh, he kinda left of his own accord.
278
00:14:56,683 --> 00:14:59,803
Are you OK up here a bit
longer? That OK with you?
279
00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:03,327
She has champagne. She's fine.
280
00:15:03,449 --> 00:15:04,529
OK.
281
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,612
What are you doing?
282
00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:10,533
Nothing.
283
00:15:13,617 --> 00:15:15,457
I, uh... I couldn't smell anything.
284
00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:17,379
That's because your
nose is untalented.
285
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:21,020
To a talented nose, Gaia smells like
sunshine and flowers,
286
00:15:21,143 --> 00:15:22,663
not pies or fear.
287
00:15:22,824 --> 00:15:24,984
Well, if Gaia's not a giant,
then how can her dad be a giant?
288
00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:27,466
Clearly, he's not her dad.
289
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:31,828
So what have giants - and tall
dwarfs, for that matter - got to do with it?
290
00:15:31,992 --> 00:15:34,992
That's something only
a giant or dwarf can answer.
291
00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:44,601
Where is she?
292
00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:47,362
Bathroom. What's so
special about her?
293
00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:51,085
Oh, nothing, nothing. It's just
I need you to watch over her while I'm gone,
294
00:15:51,248 --> 00:15:53,408
and whatever you do,
don't let anyone in.
295
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,050
But if she's not special...
296
00:15:55,211 --> 00:15:57,171
Just need to keep her
safe for a while, OK?
297
00:15:57,293 --> 00:15:58,853
From what?
298
00:16:00,295 --> 00:16:03,255
From bad people who
want to bad things, OK?
299
00:16:03,378 --> 00:16:05,538
Right. You go ahead.
300
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,780
I got this.
301
00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:09,621
And the bar is closed for the day.
302
00:16:09,743 --> 00:16:11,623
Yes, it is.
303
00:16:14,427 --> 00:16:17,907
Guess what - open bar.
304
00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:27,796
Axl?
305
00:16:37,325 --> 00:16:40,165
Gaia?
306
00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:45,891
Hello?
307
00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,183
Who are you?
308
00:17:00,304 --> 00:17:02,104
No-one.
309
00:17:02,226 --> 00:17:03,866
Where is she?
310
00:17:03,987 --> 00:17:06,147
Where is who?
311
00:17:08,191 --> 00:17:09,831
What's in the bag?
312
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:14,272
Reject burgers from where I work,
which I swear is not stealing since they've already been rejected.
313
00:17:21,402 --> 00:17:23,802
Stop where you are.
314
00:17:25,725 --> 00:17:26,965
Are you Freki?
315
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:30,806
Um, no, Freki's
a Brazilian footballer.
316
00:17:30,969 --> 00:17:35,809
That's funny, cos not so long ago,
I killed Freki in a bar in Tromso.
317
00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:38,575
Oh.
318
00:17:38,696 --> 00:17:40,776
Oh. Ja.
319
00:17:42,299 --> 00:17:43,899
Who the hell are you?
320
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,540
I am Eggther.
321
00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:47,501
The Eggther?
322
00:17:47,623 --> 00:17:49,303
You've heard of me?
323
00:17:49,425 --> 00:17:51,785
I've read stuff - in books.
324
00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:53,867
Really? That's pretty cool.
325
00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:59,389
So what gives a puny mortal like
you naming rights to Odin's wolf?
326
00:17:59,553 --> 00:18:02,953
Nothing. I-I just like
to dress up and pretend.
327
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:08,476
But I know people - powerful
people. Not even people - gods.
328
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:14,640
That's right, my best friend
is a god - not just any god, the most powerful god of them all.
329
00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:16,405
Odin.
330
00:18:19,343 --> 00:18:21,543
Uh, ooh, now this one
was declined in Oslo
331
00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:26,145
at a restaurant that served the most
delicious bottle of $300 wine. That was embarrassing.
332
00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:28,269
I thought you were meant to
be on a top-secret mission.
333
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:29,510
I have to eat, don't I?
334
00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:32,231
Do you have any idea how
fiendishly expensive Norway is?
335
00:18:32,354 --> 00:18:33,394
No.
336
00:18:33,635 --> 00:18:37,875
The plan was Mum would reimburse
me when I got back, but I can't see that happening. Can you?
337
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,078
Bloody Mike.
338
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,800
Behold my last
un-declined credit card.
339
00:18:50,248 --> 00:18:51,928
Oh, it's Mike.
Oh, no, don't you dare answer that.
340
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:56,690
Mike the control freak who denied
you to the right to find out how not to be you any more?
341
00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:58,894
Nope, it's OK. Gone now.
342
00:19:03,219 --> 00:19:05,379
Oh my God, now he's calling me.
I'm not answering this, you prick.
343
00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:07,901
Don't. I didn't. It was good.
344
00:19:08,143 --> 00:19:11,543
Does he think he can ring us any
time and we'll drop everything and take his call?
345
00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:14,706
True, but... maybe not any more.
346
00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:19,789
True that. From now on we talk to
Mike whenever we want to talk to Mike? Yeah?
347
00:19:21,514 --> 00:19:24,234
Especially not when he rings for
us in an offensive calling order.
348
00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:31,199
So, do you want to test the limits
of this card and order another bottle?
349
00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:32,922
Nah, probably shouldn't.
350
00:19:33,163 --> 00:19:38,923
Nah, but what we should, my brother,
is we should be the gods we're capable of being
351
00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:43,128
if Mike hadn't killed Mum before
she could show us the secrets of the stick.
352
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:47,533
I can't believe she'd send you all
the way to Norway to fetch a stick.
353
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:48,535
I know.
354
00:19:48,696 --> 00:19:50,656
I mean, you're not a dog.
You're a...You're a god.
355
00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:53,458
That's right. You haven't
seen the stick, have you?
356
00:19:54,941 --> 00:19:56,221
Do you want to see my stick?
357
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:57,622
Sure.
358
00:19:57,744 --> 00:19:59,504
Waiter!
359
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,065
Cross your fingers.
360
00:20:01,226 --> 00:20:03,666
After all those years of
looking after yourself.
361
00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:05,829
Of denying my true self.
362
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:08,030
Hey, I made sacrifices too.
363
00:20:08,192 --> 00:20:11,152
Some of the things
I did makes my skin crawl.
364
00:20:12,676 --> 00:20:14,356
No.
365
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,920
Settle down, boys.
366
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,761
Ullr, of course.
367
00:20:21,923 --> 00:20:24,843
It wasn't exactly hard. You didn't
go more than a couple of blocks.
368
00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:27,166
I was hungry.
369
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,569
And you are Odin.
370
00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:36,413
Stupid, stupid, stupid giant.
371
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,055
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
372
00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:48,704
I knew there was something
about you I didn't like.
373
00:20:48,825 --> 00:20:52,265
Yeah, I'm Odin. But who are you?
374
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,589
My name is Hllebard.
375
00:21:00,355 --> 00:21:01,275
Jacob.
376
00:21:01,356 --> 00:21:02,836
Your real name.
377
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:06,997
Jacob. I really like it as a name.
I didn't want to change it.
378
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,800
So start talking.
379
00:21:08,962 --> 00:21:12,962
I'm eating. It's rude to
talk with your mouth full.
380
00:21:13,085 --> 00:21:14,605
Start with Gaia.
381
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:16,927
Yes, it does.
What?
382
00:21:18,770 --> 00:21:20,890
Everything starts with Gaia.
383
00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:25,894
So you cut this from
the actual Tree of Life?
384
00:21:26,016 --> 00:21:27,016
I did.
385
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:28,857
Was that wise?
386
00:21:29,018 --> 00:21:33,378
It's a big tree, Ty. It's huge. It's
not going to miss one teeny branch.
387
00:21:33,622 --> 00:21:38,022
But what if when you cut this
bit off, like, a whole village was swept away in a landslide?
388
00:21:38,186 --> 00:21:41,706
I... did not think about
that while I was pruning.
389
00:21:41,869 --> 00:21:44,389
Huh. Nah, I'm pretty sure
it doesn't work like that.
390
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,151
Thought you had no
idea how it works.
391
00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:47,353
Hey...
392
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:50,914
maybe this can help you
on your quest for mortality.
393
00:21:51,036 --> 00:21:52,996
There. That do anything?
394
00:21:53,118 --> 00:21:54,118
No.
395
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:58,119
How about down there
where life starts?
396
00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:00,682
Little wriggle?
That's disrespectful to the stick.
397
00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:06,245
Useless stick of uselessness.
Tree of Life my arse. Tree of Useless.
398
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:09,969
Unlike this, which I also
brought back from Norway.
399
00:22:10,212 --> 00:22:14,172
- Yes, it tastes like paint thinner, but...
- it gets the job done.
400
00:22:14,336 --> 00:22:16,576
Cheers.
401
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,661
Are we ready now?
402
00:22:23,823 --> 00:22:28,503
After all those years of vegan crap,
you have no idea how good that was.
403
00:22:28,627 --> 00:22:30,227
You said you liked my cooking.
404
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,389
Excuse me. Gaia.
405
00:22:32,510 --> 00:22:34,230
What about her?
406
00:22:34,512 --> 00:22:36,872
She's not your biological
daughter, is she?
407
00:22:36,994 --> 00:22:39,394
Does she look like my daughter?
408
00:22:41,718 --> 00:22:49,198
I remember the first time I laid
eyes on Gaia, all those years ago lying there in that squalor.
409
00:22:55,569 --> 00:22:58,609
So beautiful, so innocent.
410
00:22:58,732 --> 00:23:01,892
So... in need of care.
411
00:23:02,055 --> 00:23:07,575
How could I bring harm to this
beautiful, beautiful child?
412
00:23:10,662 --> 00:23:12,142
Who were her parents?
413
00:23:12,383 --> 00:23:15,983
They were the worst sort
of creatures to walk the face of this earth.
414
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:18,946
They didn't deserve
to be called parents
415
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:24,189
having that beautiful child in that
toxic room as they manufactured that poison.
416
00:23:24,353 --> 00:23:29,593
I am her father and her mother, and
I raised her and I protected her.
417
00:23:29,757 --> 00:23:33,077
Even though you were
sent here to kill her?
418
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:37,440
Her parents - they were
gods, weren't they?
419
00:23:38,965 --> 00:23:40,485
What?
420
00:23:40,646 --> 00:23:46,126
We are no friends of
the gods, giants and dwarfs.
421
00:23:46,371 --> 00:23:51,091
But even by your venal, arrogant
standards, they did not deserve to be called such.
422
00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:55,055
Sorry... are you saying
that Gaia's a goddess?
423
00:23:55,218 --> 00:23:57,818
I told you giving her a hippy
goddess name was too much of a clue.
424
00:23:57,860 --> 00:23:58,940
It was Waiheke.
425
00:23:59,061 --> 00:24:00,221
I was trying to blend in.
426
00:24:00,342 --> 00:24:03,302
No. No, she's not a goddess.
427
00:24:03,425 --> 00:24:05,065
Not yet.
428
00:24:05,186 --> 00:24:06,746
Is she?
429
00:24:08,909 --> 00:24:13,349
I don't know why the furniture
needed moving. All I know is I had this crazy dream
430
00:24:13,593 --> 00:24:18,913
about how the furniture should look
and it woke me up, so at 5am I'm up moving furniture.
431
00:24:19,078 --> 00:24:20,838
But not before I phone
in to quit my job.
432
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,319
You had a vision.
433
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,600
Or just a dream.
434
00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:26,002
Have you been behaving
strangely lately?
435
00:24:26,123 --> 00:24:27,603
Depends what you mean.
436
00:24:27,765 --> 00:24:31,165
Mood swings? Out-of-character
behaviour? Heightened sexual urges?
437
00:24:31,408 --> 00:24:35,408
Making sudden outlandish decisions
without really knowing why? That sort of stuff.
438
00:24:35,571 --> 00:24:37,851
Maybe. But I'm definitely
not pregnant.
439
00:24:37,973 --> 00:24:39,813
I talked to myself quite a lot.
440
00:24:39,935 --> 00:24:41,415
When?
441
00:24:41,536 --> 00:24:43,656
Uh, sometimes.
442
00:24:43,778 --> 00:24:45,418
Top up, Gaia?
443
00:24:47,941 --> 00:24:51,461
No, but she's 22. The 21 thing
applies to goddesses, right?
444
00:24:51,704 --> 00:24:59,224
Oh, hell yes. Those last few months
before they turn 21 and change nightmare of hormonal freakiness.
445
00:24:59,391 --> 00:25:02,311
Trust me, you don't want to
be anywhere near that shit.
446
00:25:04,315 --> 00:25:06,395
How old is she, Bryn?
447
00:25:06,637 --> 00:25:11,157
I had to move some numbers around,
shave a year here and there on a form or two.
448
00:25:11,401 --> 00:25:14,721
A fake birth certificate. And when
I had to put her into a regular school
449
00:25:14,883 --> 00:25:16,763
Because you couldn't
home-school a hamster.
450
00:25:17,005 --> 00:25:21,805
Waiheke Home-School Association
Parent of the Year two years in a row, excuse me very much.
451
00:25:21,969 --> 00:25:24,969
How was I to know she'd want
to socialise with her peers?
452
00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:29,372
She was a teenager. That is the
problem with giants. You can't think things through.
453
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:30,455
How old is she, Bryn?
454
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,856
You know the problem with you?
You're a dwarf and you're always beading.
455
00:25:33,979 --> 00:25:35,539
You leave my beading out of this!
456
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:39,020
I did most of the hard work
while you... swanned around.
457
00:25:39,263 --> 00:25:43,223
And I had to give up the best
meat-eating years of my life. And I had to pretend I was gay.
458
00:25:43,387 --> 00:25:45,147
At least you didn't have to
pretend you were straight.
459
00:25:45,268 --> 00:25:46,668
Will you shut up?
460
00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:49,470
What have you got to do with this,
anyway, friend of Snow White?
461
00:25:49,712 --> 00:25:54,312
Oh, that is such an offensive term
to us dwarfs. That's typically god-like.
462
00:25:54,436 --> 00:25:56,356
Answer the question, runt.
463
00:26:01,882 --> 00:26:05,722
I was like him. I was sent
down here to kill her.
464
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:10,805
And I tracked them to Waiheke,
because giants are so complete crap at hiding.
465
00:26:10,929 --> 00:26:13,449
And then I laid eyes on her.
466
00:26:13,611 --> 00:26:16,451
And all thoughts of
killing her went away.
467
00:26:18,095 --> 00:26:20,935
And I all I wanted to do
instead was to protect her.
468
00:26:22,659 --> 00:26:24,339
From the likes of you.
469
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:25,740
By becoming her boyfriend?
470
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:32,903
I've been on the fringes of Gaia's
life for a long time, keeping watch.
471
00:26:33,067 --> 00:26:36,707
The boyfriend thing was his genius
idea to deal with the inevitable.
472
00:26:36,831 --> 00:26:38,311
What inevitable?
473
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,872
The 21 inevitable.
474
00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:44,034
As much as you try,
you can't fight time.
475
00:26:46,198 --> 00:26:49,078
Of course, the alternative is
that she's actually barking mad.
476
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:52,281
No way. She is so on her
way to becoming one of us.
477
00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:54,083
A new sister. Yay.
478
00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:56,325
But she doesn't really strike
me as the goddess type.
479
00:26:56,447 --> 00:26:57,847
But she's got a goddess name.
480
00:26:58,008 --> 00:27:00,088
Exactly. Isn't that
just a tad obvious?
481
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:02,690
Sometimes the universe
is obvious, Stacey.
482
00:27:02,812 --> 00:27:04,012
Not to me, it's not.
483
00:27:04,173 --> 00:27:06,414
Well, that's because you're
a dark and suspicious person.
484
00:27:07,496 --> 00:27:09,056
How's that arm of yours?
485
00:27:09,177 --> 00:27:11,177
OK. Hardly hurts at all now.
486
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:14,059
But just in case, I prepared
some more anaesthetic.
487
00:27:14,181 --> 00:27:16,421
Oh. OK.
488
00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:22,106
It was like a clock was ticking.
489
00:27:22,228 --> 00:27:23,348
Because there is a ticking clock.
490
00:27:23,469 --> 00:27:24,989
Yes, ticking clock. Got it.
491
00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:27,750
But why did you and you want
to kill her in the first place?
492
00:27:27,872 --> 00:27:29,152
That's what I want to know.
493
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,273
I think that's quite obvious, Axl.
494
00:27:31,395 --> 00:27:32,515
Not to me.
495
00:27:32,676 --> 00:27:36,316
Because of the prophecy that a new
dark age would begin for giants...
496
00:27:36,439 --> 00:27:37,639
And dwarfs.
497
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,520
...with the birth of
a child under southern stars.
498
00:27:39,642 --> 00:27:40,802
So we were chosen...
499
00:27:40,963 --> 00:27:42,523
...and trained to
hunt out the child.
500
00:27:42,644 --> 00:27:43,764
And to end her.
501
00:27:43,885 --> 00:27:44,845
And what did we do instead?
502
00:27:44,966 --> 00:27:46,326
Well, you, mainly.
503
00:27:46,488 --> 00:27:49,288
Delivered her unto the one she
needed to be kept away from.
504
00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:51,770
Thus fulfilling the prophecy.
505
00:27:51,892 --> 00:27:53,812
Unless...
506
00:27:53,894 --> 00:27:55,334
it is he who is ended.
507
00:27:58,337 --> 00:28:01,697
Like I didn't see that coming.
508
00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:08,544
She is Frig.
509
00:28:08,706 --> 00:28:11,666
Yes, Axl. That's
what they're saying.
510
00:28:15,623 --> 00:28:18,262
Midget giants. It's freaky.
511
00:28:18,505 --> 00:28:24,345
Took my father some time to digest
my physical handicap. That's what he called it - a handicap.
512
00:28:24,510 --> 00:28:27,510
The other giants used
to laugh at me too.
513
00:28:27,752 --> 00:28:33,792
But when they needed someone for the
great mission - to walk amongst the mortals - who did they turn to?
514
00:28:33,957 --> 00:28:37,517
On that note, you try to kill my
brother again, we won't be so nice.
515
00:28:37,731 --> 00:28:39,331
My killing days are gone.
516
00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:40,772
Not that they ever started.
517
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:42,133
Look who's talking.
518
00:28:42,294 --> 00:28:44,174
And Gaia knows nothing
about any of this?
519
00:28:44,336 --> 00:28:46,856
Well, strangely, we never
sat down and had that chat.
520
00:28:46,978 --> 00:28:48,658
So, how did you get away with it?
521
00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:50,060
Well, clearly I didn't,
522
00:28:50,221 --> 00:28:52,461
given that Odin and Frig
ended up flatting together.
523
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,303
No, no, no, with all the giants
524
00:28:54,464 --> 00:28:57,504
and the dwarfs too, I suppose
with the 'not killing her' thing.
525
00:28:57,747 --> 00:29:02,107
Well, I was meant to bring back
her heart as proof, so I sent back a possum heart
526
00:29:02,351 --> 00:29:07,071
about the same size as a baby's
with a note saying that I had met a large woman and was settling in NZ.
527
00:29:07,235 --> 00:29:08,875
And I just kept telling
them I couldn't find her.
528
00:29:08,996 --> 00:29:10,796
The guy at the flat
529
00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:12,078
he was talking about possum hearts.
530
00:29:12,199 --> 00:29:14,119
Yeah, that's Eggther.
531
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,160
As in watchman of
the giants Eggther?
532
00:29:16,282 --> 00:29:18,282
Watchman, herdsman, executioner.
533
00:29:18,404 --> 00:29:19,644
Eggther is here?
534
00:29:19,765 --> 00:29:22,405
Yeah, to kill her. And me.
535
00:29:22,567 --> 00:29:24,767
And anyone else who gets in his way.
Zeb.
536
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,729
Their name doesn't matter
Eggther will kill them.
537
00:29:26,851 --> 00:29:28,411
Zeb will be getting home from work
538
00:29:28,532 --> 00:29:30,292
at the flat where the Egg guy is.
539
00:29:30,454 --> 00:29:34,534
I've been thinking a lot about
love and life and destiny.
540
00:29:34,657 --> 00:29:36,137
You think too much.
541
00:29:36,299 --> 00:29:39,219
What if we can never get what we
want - what destiny wants for us?
542
00:29:39,341 --> 00:29:40,821
That's deep!
543
00:29:40,942 --> 00:29:41,982
Depressing.
544
00:29:42,223 --> 00:29:46,103
Especially from a man who strains
with all his being to fight the shit hand destiny dealt him.
545
00:29:46,227 --> 00:29:47,147
Mm.
546
00:29:47,388 --> 00:29:51,388
No, no, I think that's bullshit.
Destiny doesn't happen to you. You make destiny happen.
547
00:29:51,551 --> 00:29:54,671
Destiny's a decision.
No, you can't decide your destiny.
548
00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:56,674
'Course you can.
Otherwise it wouldn't be destiny.
549
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:57,995
OK.
550
00:29:58,236 --> 00:30:02,756
Perfect example - my flight
home from Norway, there was this super-hot flight attendant.
551
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,280
She was in coach; I was
in first-class, obviously.
552
00:30:05,442 --> 00:30:08,442
Left to destiny that happens to
other people, we wouldn't have met.
553
00:30:08,605 --> 00:30:10,805
But I needed to go to the
toilet, and we did meet,
554
00:30:10,967 --> 00:30:14,447
because instead of using the
facility in the front of the plane,
555
00:30:14,610 --> 00:30:18,730
I chose to use the ones in
the back with all the cattle,
556
00:30:18,973 --> 00:30:23,973
because I had decided it was my
destiny to fuck her, and I did, right over Kazakhstan.
557
00:30:24,098 --> 00:30:26,138
Now I'm hard just thinking about it.
558
00:30:26,299 --> 00:30:28,219
You could have left
the last part out.
559
00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:32,221
Actually, the last part is all I can
think about, which is why the next girl I see,
560
00:30:32,384 --> 00:30:34,944
I am going to make
my cock her destiny.
561
00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:45,632
The very next do-able girl, I mean,
and we are going to find that woman.
562
00:30:45,755 --> 00:30:47,915
So you can be her cock of destiny.
563
00:30:48,077 --> 00:30:51,877
And drink until we are
declined. Come, Ice Man, my wingman.
564
00:31:11,697 --> 00:31:13,217
We should seek reinforcements.
565
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:14,578
There's five of us, one of him.
566
00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,899
Dwarfs aren't known for
their fighting prowess.
567
00:31:17,021 --> 00:31:18,541
I thought you were a dwarf assassin.
568
00:31:18,662 --> 00:31:20,382
And did I assassinate anyone?
569
00:31:20,544 --> 00:31:22,544
Axl, you should stay out.
We can't risk you.
570
00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:24,506
No, no, that's shedding
numbers, not gaining them.
571
00:31:24,587 --> 00:31:27,027
No way. He's my mate.
572
00:31:27,269 --> 00:31:31,229
OK, but you stay with me. You two,
you go round the back. The rest of us will fan out
573
00:31:31,393 --> 00:31:34,633
Or simply walk in the
front door. Grandpa!
574
00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,761
He's not here, but he's been here.
575
00:31:44,884 --> 00:31:47,324
He has a very distinctive smell.
576
00:31:47,446 --> 00:31:49,286
Bacon-and-egg pie?
577
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,768
Uh... viscera.
578
00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:54,530
Minced-up organs, like haggis.
579
00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:56,452
Zeb!
580
00:31:56,573 --> 00:31:58,613
Zeb.
581
00:31:58,735 --> 00:32:00,735
It's too late.
582
00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:06,460
Oh shit.
583
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:12,185
Zeb?
584
00:32:12,346 --> 00:32:14,466
Think you can
trap me, do you, Odin?
585
00:32:14,588 --> 00:32:16,108
Who is this?
586
00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:18,070
Your worst nightmare.
587
00:32:18,191 --> 00:32:19,391
Eggther.
588
00:32:19,552 --> 00:32:23,712
Ja, and I know you're Odin,
cos a little birdie told me so.
589
00:32:23,836 --> 00:32:26,796
I want the girl.
590
00:32:26,918 --> 00:32:28,198
I know.
591
00:32:28,359 --> 00:32:31,319
Bring her to me, or your
friend Zeb - he die.
592
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:36,483
And bring me one of those
roast chickens - the ones from the supermarket.
593
00:32:36,726 --> 00:32:42,126
I'll contact you later to make
arrangements. Now, put Hllebard on the telephone.
594
00:32:43,972 --> 00:32:45,892
He wants to talk to you.
595
00:32:51,058 --> 00:32:52,298
Hey, Eggther.
596
00:32:52,459 --> 00:32:55,379
Make sure they bring the
girl - and the chicken.
597
00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:59,062
Any tricks and you die
with Odin's friend.
598
00:33:01,226 --> 00:33:06,906
Hey, when you say 'die with Odin's
friend', you don't mean die die, right?
599
00:33:07,071 --> 00:33:10,271
I mean, it was just
for effect, right?
600
00:33:10,394 --> 00:33:12,914
Like in the movies, right?
601
00:33:13,036 --> 00:33:14,956
No. I mean die die.
602
00:33:21,164 --> 00:33:23,284
Ah, yes, this seems pleasing.
603
00:33:24,807 --> 00:33:27,887
Uh, waiter, a bottle of your finest
pinot, please, and two glasses.
604
00:33:30,211 --> 00:33:32,171
This is pinot, right, so
try not to chill it too much.
605
00:33:32,293 --> 00:33:33,933
Ah, yes, amusing!
606
00:33:34,094 --> 00:33:36,454
Waiter, can we start up
a bar tab, please?
607
00:33:36,576 --> 00:33:38,176
Are you sure that's wise?
608
00:33:38,298 --> 00:33:41,778
Destiny, my brother, will provide.
609
00:33:41,941 --> 00:33:44,102
I thought you made your own destiny.
Ah, don't quibble.
610
00:33:47,505 --> 00:33:49,705
And they're off.
611
00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,747
So, is the roast chicken code?
612
00:33:51,909 --> 00:33:54,509
No, Eggther eats a lot,
even by giant standards.
613
00:33:54,631 --> 00:33:56,991
Can I say something?
614
00:33:57,233 --> 00:34:01,233
This might not be the most popular
option, but this said person is mortal,
615
00:34:01,397 --> 00:34:05,477
and quite often, they get sacrificed
in situations like this.
616
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,440
That is true. Plus,
he is quite annoying.
617
00:34:08,603 --> 00:34:11,363
We are not sacrificing anyone,
especially my best friend.
618
00:34:19,692 --> 00:34:21,892
Let me check on how we're doing.
619
00:34:24,175 --> 00:34:25,735
No, Grandpa. Not now.
620
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:30,098
Oh, that looks beautiful.
621
00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:32,220
Hello.
622
00:34:32,342 --> 00:34:34,742
Oh, we've had a fun time.
623
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,744
Yeah, I can sense that.
624
00:34:39,908 --> 00:34:41,188
Did you sort stuff out?
625
00:34:41,349 --> 00:34:43,589
Uh, not quite. Meanwhile,
you've been having a party.
626
00:34:43,711 --> 00:34:45,831
Oh, you know, birds of a feather.
627
00:34:45,993 --> 00:34:48,593
Well, if you could keep those
birds up here, that would be good.
628
00:34:48,715 --> 00:34:50,435
She's her, isn't she?
629
00:34:50,517 --> 00:34:52,397
Just keep everyone here, OK?
630
00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:55,559
Haven't you noticed? I'm not
very good at doing what I'm told.
631
00:34:55,721 --> 00:34:58,161
If you do this,
you will be rewarded.
632
00:34:58,283 --> 00:34:59,723
Hmm. how?
633
00:34:59,845 --> 00:35:02,565
Any way you want.
634
00:35:02,687 --> 00:35:04,567
I can work with that.
635
00:35:08,091 --> 00:35:09,371
Olaf.
636
00:35:09,532 --> 00:35:12,092
Some of us think better
with a drink in our hand.
637
00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:18,936
OK, goddess head count is at four
a drunk and stoned four, but at least in one place.
638
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,900
So what are we going
to do about Zeb?
639
00:35:22,943 --> 00:35:29,103
Just a thought, but have we
completely ruled out giving him Gaia in exchange?
640
00:35:29,349 --> 00:35:34,669
I mean, in many ways she has
grown up to be something of a disappointment.
641
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:39,315
What is this dwarf still doing here?
642
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:47,640
That's right, go on, feed into
the stereotype. Toss the dwarf.
643
00:35:49,685 --> 00:35:51,805
OK, we are not giving
him Gaia. Agreed?
644
00:35:51,927 --> 00:35:53,367
Agreed.
645
00:35:53,488 --> 00:35:54,808
How would you deal with Eggther?
646
00:35:54,930 --> 00:35:56,090
Apart from running away?
647
00:35:56,211 --> 00:35:58,611
Yes. Has he got any weaknesses?
648
00:35:58,733 --> 00:36:00,053
Gluttony?
649
00:36:00,214 --> 00:36:03,374
There is a school of thought that
says when you have an angry giant,
650
00:36:03,537 --> 00:36:05,857
the best solution is to
find something angrier.
651
00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:09,060
No.
652
00:36:09,221 --> 00:36:10,781
I told you I think better
with a drink in my hand.
653
00:36:10,903 --> 00:36:12,463
No way.
654
00:36:12,624 --> 00:36:14,664
Do we have an alternative,
Lord Odin?
655
00:36:21,591 --> 00:36:25,071
Oh for fuck's sake, can't
a man have a shit in peace?
656
00:36:25,194 --> 00:36:26,394
Who is this?
657
00:36:26,516 --> 00:36:28,396
Hello, Derrick.
658
00:36:29,518 --> 00:36:30,758
My Lord Odin?
659
00:36:30,879 --> 00:36:32,959
Yes, Thor, it is I.
660
00:36:33,081 --> 00:36:34,241
And we need your help.
661
00:36:34,402 --> 00:36:36,402
You do?
Yep.
662
00:36:36,644 --> 00:36:41,284
I have dreamed of this day since the
last time we met. How may I serve, my Lord?
663
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:44,128
We need your... skills.
664
00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,970
Any time, anywhere...
665
00:36:46,092 --> 00:36:47,412
You need to come to Auckland.
666
00:36:47,533 --> 00:36:49,453
Really?
667
00:36:49,614 --> 00:36:51,814
You're going to make me come to that
shithole? Can't we go somewhere?
668
00:36:51,936 --> 00:36:54,176
We have a little giant problem here.
669
00:36:54,258 --> 00:36:56,138
You've got giants in Auckland?
670
00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:58,300
Yeah, we do.
671
00:36:58,462 --> 00:37:00,902
I hate giants.
I know.
672
00:37:01,144 --> 00:37:06,184
I mean, I've never actually met
one, but I'd love to kill one, being Thor and all.
673
00:37:06,268 --> 00:37:08,508
Yep, that's why we called you.
674
00:37:08,630 --> 00:37:10,590
I'm on my way, my Lord.
675
00:37:15,556 --> 00:37:18,036
Thor's on board.
676
00:37:18,158 --> 00:37:20,278
I want nothing to do with this.
677
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,040
Your objection's been noted.
678
00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:25,801
That deity is an of fence
against all things civilised.
679
00:37:25,924 --> 00:37:27,564
Trust me, we know.
680
00:37:28,927 --> 00:37:30,367
Now what?
681
00:37:30,488 --> 00:37:32,128
Now we wait.
682
00:37:32,249 --> 00:37:33,809
I'll get Ty and Anders up to speed
683
00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:37,651
although what help Anders will
be in a situation like this is anyone's guess.
684
00:37:37,774 --> 00:37:40,094
What about Gaia?
685
00:37:40,256 --> 00:37:43,616
Isn't it about time someone told
her what's going on and who she is?
686
00:37:43,779 --> 00:37:46,579
I mean, doesn't she
have the right to know?
687
00:37:46,701 --> 00:37:48,181
That would seem fair.
688
00:37:48,343 --> 00:37:52,263
I want to do it. But you
need to do it with me.
689
00:37:53,507 --> 00:37:56,787
The only way Gaia will believe her
life from birth until now has been a lie
690
00:37:56,950 --> 00:37:58,710
is if the main liar
fronts up with the truth.
691
00:37:58,831 --> 00:38:00,311
On one level, yes.
692
00:38:00,472 --> 00:38:03,032
But also she may attack me.
693
00:38:03,195 --> 00:38:04,595
What if you break it to
her and then later on I?
694
00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:07,156
For Gaia, Bryn. You owe it to her.
695
00:38:08,959 --> 00:38:11,679
Fine. For Gaia.
696
00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:15,282
A-And not here. I don't want to tell
her she's my destiny in some manky bar.
697
00:38:15,405 --> 00:38:16,565
Hey!
698
00:38:16,766 --> 00:38:20,286
I want her to be somewhere she
feels safe and happy. Any ideas?
699
00:38:27,535 --> 00:38:29,535
Beautiful!
700
00:38:29,656 --> 00:38:31,536
So pretty.
701
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:35,940
Wow.
702
00:38:36,062 --> 00:38:38,262
Ingrid did my hair.
703
00:38:38,343 --> 00:38:41,103
Yeah, she did. It's, uh...
704
00:38:41,226 --> 00:38:42,826
Wow.
705
00:38:44,829 --> 00:38:46,629
I love it.
706
00:38:51,674 --> 00:38:55,674
Uh, so your dad and I were wondering
if you wanted to grab a bite?
707
00:38:55,838 --> 00:38:59,798
You know, since it's lunchtime
and all. And we could have a talk.
708
00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,401
I'm not going back with him.
709
00:39:01,522 --> 00:39:02,802
No, never.
710
00:39:03,044 --> 00:39:07,564
It's actually about the opposite
of going back with him - about never going back.
711
00:39:09,849 --> 00:39:11,969
Please, it's important.
712
00:39:13,412 --> 00:39:15,292
OK.
713
00:39:20,578 --> 00:39:22,298
Well?
714
00:39:24,221 --> 00:39:26,021
I can neither confirm nor deny.
715
00:39:26,143 --> 00:39:28,343
Oh, you bastard.
716
00:39:31,747 --> 00:39:36,187
I don't fancy anyone in this
bar. I fancy you more than any woman in this bar.
717
00:39:36,311 --> 00:39:37,391
Pass.
718
00:39:37,512 --> 00:39:39,792
I hate this bar.
719
00:39:39,954 --> 00:39:45,914
OK, I'm going to go take a slash
and then we're getting out of here.
720
00:40:20,867 --> 00:40:23,507
As Odin has his Frigg,
Eden has her Bragi.
721
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,190
So if Helen meets Anders...
722
00:40:25,431 --> 00:40:30,191
She will fall in love with Bragi,
like she has countless times over thousands of years.
723
00:40:30,355 --> 00:40:33,955
She will continue to love him
until it ends badly for her.
724
00:40:39,363 --> 00:40:40,283
Anders?
725
00:40:40,443 --> 00:40:41,723
Anders, are you in there?
726
00:40:41,845 --> 00:40:43,205
Little busy right now.
727
00:40:43,366 --> 00:40:45,246
Wrap it up. We need to
get the hell out of here.
728
00:40:45,327 --> 00:40:46,607
Ty?
729
00:40:46,769 --> 00:40:48,849
Hey, messing with the
cock of destiny, bro.
730
00:40:52,372 --> 00:40:55,612
You've always loved the beach,
eh? Since you were a little girl.
731
00:40:57,136 --> 00:41:01,456
We've spent many an afternoon
enjoying the sea and the sand. Remember?
732
00:41:02,621 --> 00:41:04,581
I should've taken more pictures.
733
00:41:04,742 --> 00:41:06,982
Dad, you know that's meat
you're eating, right?
734
00:41:07,104 --> 00:41:09,904
Oh, is it? Well, look at that.
735
00:41:10,027 --> 00:41:11,587
Mmm, delicious.
736
00:41:11,748 --> 00:41:16,068
I think that's enough with
the hot dogs, Bryn. It's time.
737
00:41:16,192 --> 00:41:17,792
Time for what?
738
00:41:17,913 --> 00:41:19,353
Right.
739
00:41:22,197 --> 00:41:26,917
There are some things that I need to
tell you, Gaia, and I'm not sure how to say any of them,
740
00:41:27,161 --> 00:41:32,601
so I'm just going to say them
all of them - in one breath, if possible, OK? Here we go.
741
00:41:34,407 --> 00:41:37,607
I'm not actually a vegetarian.
I'm not actually gay.
742
00:41:37,850 --> 00:41:42,130
I am not actually even human, but
a midget giant. I'm not actually your biological father,
743
00:41:42,293 --> 00:41:45,253
but I love you and all I have ever
done has been to protect you.
744
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:47,776
Oh, and you're two years
younger than you think,
745
00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:50,698
which, if you were 40, you'd
be happy to receive this news,
746
00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:53,620
but I can see by the look on your
face, you're not - happy or 40.
747
00:41:53,783 --> 00:41:55,423
Bryn, do you want me
to take it from here?
748
00:41:55,464 --> 00:41:57,264
Yes. Sorry.
749
00:41:59,868 --> 00:42:02,348
There's no easy way to say this,
but if you hear me out,
750
00:42:02,590 --> 00:42:05,430
it will explain all the weird
stuff that has been happening in your life.
751
00:42:06,753 --> 00:42:10,993
You see, there's a story - except
it's a real story, as it turns out
752
00:42:11,157 --> 00:42:14,837
about a god named Odin, who
is the king of all Norse gods,
753
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,720
and a goddess named Frigg,
who is his truly beloved,
754
00:42:17,882 --> 00:42:22,202
and they are destined to be together
so they can rule the earth.
755
00:42:24,047 --> 00:42:26,287
And the thing is...
756
00:42:26,529 --> 00:42:31,169
these gods and goddesses all live
in NZ, and me and my brothers are descendants of these gods,
757
00:42:32,815 --> 00:42:37,615
so, hi, I'm Odin, and guess
who you are in this story.
758
00:42:40,221 --> 00:42:43,901
You, Gaia, are soon
to become Frigg
759
00:42:44,985 --> 00:42:48,665
his... my... truly beloved.
760
00:42:50,549 --> 00:42:51,909
That's about it.
761
00:42:54,432 --> 00:42:56,352
Mm.
762
00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:12,565
OK, not a complete success.
763
00:43:12,615 --> 00:43:17,165
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