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AH HA HA HA!
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AH HA HA HA!
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OH, HELLO KIDDIES.
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TONIGHT'S COFFIN CAPER IS SO
CRAMMED WITH GHASTLY GREED
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SICKENING SEX
AND VOMITUS VIOLENCE.
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THAT PARENTAL GUIDANCE
IS ADVISED.
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SO GUIDE YOUR PARENTS OUT OF THE
ROOM SO WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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THIS TALE CONCERNS
A GAMBLING MAN
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WITH A BAD CASE
OF DOUBLE VISION
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WHO'S ABOUT TO HIT
THEHACKPOT.
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I CALL THIS
TWIN HELPING OF HORROR...
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SPLIT PERSONALITY.
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SPLIT PERSONALITY.
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♪♪ AH, THE BUZZARD
TOOK THE MONKEY ♪♪
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♪♪ FOR A RIDE IN THE AIR ♪♪
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♪♪ THE MONKEY THOUGHT
THAT EVERYTHING ♪♪
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♪♪ WAS ON THE SQUARE ♪♪
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♪♪ THE BUZZARD TRIED
TO THROW THE MONKEY ♪♪
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♪♪ OFF HIS BACK ♪♪
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♪♪ THE MONKEY GRABBED HIS NECK
AND SAID, "NOW, LISTEN, JACK" ♪♪
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♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP
AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪
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♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP
AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪
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♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP
AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪
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♪♪ "OH, COOL DOWN, PAPA,
DON'T YOU BLOW YOUR TOP" ♪♪
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♪♪ WELL, THE BUZZARD
TOLD THE MONKEY ♪♪
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♪♪ "YOU ARE CHOKING ME" ♪♪
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♪♪ "RELEASE YOUR HOLD,
AND I'LL SET YOU FREE" ♪♪
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♪♪ THE MONKEY LOOKED THE BUZZARD
RIGHT DEAD IN THE EYE ♪♪
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♪♪ SAID, "YOUR STORY'S TOUCHING,
BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A LIE" ♪♪
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♪♪ SAID, "YOUR STORY'S TOUCHING,
BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A LIE" ♪♪
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HIT ME.
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HIT ME.
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I'M SORRY.
I'M NEW AT THIS.
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THESE GREEN CHIPS ARE
WORTH $5.00, RIGHT?
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$50, SIR.
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NO, NO, NO.
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I MADE A MISTAKE
I MEANT TO BET 5.
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THE BET'S
ON THE TABLE.
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I MADE A MISTAKE.
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THE BET'S ON THE TABLE.
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I MADE A MISTAKE.
I CAN'T AFFORD
THIS MUCH.
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I'M SORRY, SIR.
HOUSE RULES.
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THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO.
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THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO.
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HIT ME.
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HIT ME.
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19.
DEALER COULD HAVE 20.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
ANOTHER CARD, SIR?
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UH...YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE THIS,
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BUT MY KID, YOU KNOW...
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HE CAN'T TAKE
CARE OF HIMSELF.
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NOW THEY TELL ME
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HE HAS
THIS KIDNEY THING.
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THE INSURANCE
WON'T COVER IT
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BECAUSE I HAD TROUBLE
IN THE ARMY, IN NAM.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
ANOTHER CARD, SIR?
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WOULD YOU LIKE
ANOTHER CARD, SIR?
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GO AHEAD.
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YOU MAKE BLACKJACK
ON THE NEXT CARD,
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THE HOUSE PAYS
5 TO 1.
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IF HE GIVES ME A 2.
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100 SAYS IT IS.
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YOU GOT
MORE TO LOSE?
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UH, WHAT THE HELL.
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UH, WHAT THE HELL.
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DEAL ME A 2.
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DEAL ME A 2.
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HEY.
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HEY.
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HEH HEH HEH!
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THERE.
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WHOA, WHOA.
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NO, THAT'S FOR YOUR
BOYS OPERATION.
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ARE YOU KIDDING I DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND THE GAME.
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NO. I CAN'T TAKE IT.
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NO. IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
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NO. IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO SAY, DAN.
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DON.
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DON.
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LISTEN, DON.
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IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU,
BUT I CANNOT ACCEPT IT.
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YOU KEEP THAT.
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MY GUT SAYS YOU
NEED THAT MORE THAN I.
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MY GUT NEVER LIES,
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LIKE KNOWING THAT 2
WAS WAITING FOR YOU.
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LET ME TELL YOU,
2'S MY LUCKY NUMBER.
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THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE
COME IN TWOS, UNDERSTAND?
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THE BEST THINGS IN
LIFE COMES IN TWOS.
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MAKE IT TWO DOUBLES.
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MAKE IT TWO DOUBLES.
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LOOK, DON.
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I'M NOT GOING
TO LIE TO YOU.
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I'M NOT IN GREAT
FINANCIAL SHAPE,
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BUT I CAN STILL
CALL A FAVOR.
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I KNOW YOU NEED A WAD
FOR YOUR MEDICAL EXPENSES,
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SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
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SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
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I GOT AN INSIDE LINE
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ON A NO-RISK, TAX-FREE,
LIMITED-PARTNERSHIP INVESTMENT
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GUARANTEED
TO DOUBLE OUR MONEY.
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MINIMUM--10 GRAND.
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YOU KEEP THAT CASH.
WRITE ME A PERSONAL CHECK.
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GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS
AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
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INSIDE TWO WEEKS,
WE'RE SITTING PRETTY.
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YOUR BOY
GETS HIS OPERATION.
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FRIENDS DOING
EACH OTHER A FAVOR.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, DAN?
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DON.
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DON.
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AND HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE THAT, SIR?
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HUNDREDS
WILL BE JUST FINE.
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HUNDREDS
WILL BE JUST FINE.
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ALWAYS A PLEASURE,
JIMMY.
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ALWAYS A PLEASURE,
JIMMY.
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DON'T MENTION IT, SLICK.
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DON'T MENTION IT, SLICK.
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I GOT TO GET OUT
OF THIS SHIT HOLE.
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I'M SORRY TIRED
OF DODGING FEDS.
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SWEET-TALKING
OLD LADIES
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OUT OF THEIR
RAINY-DAY CASH.
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OUT OF THEIR
RAINY-DAY CASH.
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ONE OF THESE DAYS.
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ONE OF THESE DAYS,
I'M GOING TO SETTLE DOWN.
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I'M GOING TO MAKE
THAT BIG CON.
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WHO KNOWS...
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WHO KNOWS...
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MAYBE I'LL EVEN GET MARRIED.
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MAYBE I'LL EVEN GET MARRIED.
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DID YOU PAY ME TO FUCK
OR LISTEN TO YOUR LIFE STORY?
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SHUT UP!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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I PAY YOU TO BE,
WHAT EVER.
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I PAY YOU TO BE,
WHAT EVER.
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I REMEMBER
THE FIRST TIME
I SAW THAT PICTURE
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THE PARENT TRAP
WITH HAYLEY MILLS.
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I USED TO POP A WOODY
EVERY TIME I SAW
THOSE TWO DO A SCENE.
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I USED TO POP A WOODY
EVERY TIME I SAW
THOSE TWO DO A SCENE.
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO
MAKE IT WITH TWINS.
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO
MAKE IT WITH TWINS.
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♪♪ CATERINA ♪♪
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♪♪ OH HO HO ♪♪
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♪♪ OH HO HO ♪♪
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♪♪ WHEN WE KISS,
PRETTY MISS, PRETTY MISS ♪♪
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♪♪ I'M IN ECSTASY ♪♪
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♪♪ SI, SI, SI, SI ♪♪
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♪♪ OH, HOW HAPPY
MY LIFE WOULD BE ♪♪
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♪♪ IF I KNEW THAT
YOU LOVED JUST ME ♪♪
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♪♪ SAY IT'S TRUE ♪♪
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♪♪ SAY YOU DO ♪♪
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♪♪ CATERINA ♪♪♪♪
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♪♪ CATERINA ♪♪♪♪
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SON OF A BITCH!
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SON OF A BITCH!
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TALK ABOUT A WARM WELCOME.
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TALK ABOUT A WARM WELCOME.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS
THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS
THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
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COME IN.
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THANK YOU.
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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THANK YOU.
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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HELLO?
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HELLO?
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"ETCHYSON DOBBS BLAIR."
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WHAT A GOOFY LOOKING
FUCK HE WAS.
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DON'T MOVE!
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UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR BRAINS
ALL OVER DADDY'S PICTURE.
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HOW DID YOU
GET IN HERE ANYWAYS?
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TAKE IT EASY, O.K.?
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I JUST HAD
A LITTLE ACCIDENT.
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I JUST WANT TO
MAKE A PHONE CALL.
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I PROMISE.
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I PROMISE.
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I'M APRIL.
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THAT'S JUNE.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO MAY?
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[COCKS GUN]
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EXCUSE ME.
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PARDON MY ATTEMPT
AT A LITTLE LEVITY.
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I'LL JUST USE
THE TELEPHONE, O.K.?
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DON'T DO NOTHING.
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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SEE?
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I JUST WANT
TO USE THE PHONE.
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YOU HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL HOME.
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NEXT TO
THE CASE OBSERVATORY
UP IN OAK VALLEY,
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I THINK
THAT THIS HOUSE
MIGHT BE BLAIR'S
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GREATEST
ARCHITECTURAL
ACHIEVEMENT.
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GERMAN EXPRESSION
EASTERN INFLUENCE,
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50'S FUTURISM.
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YOU KNEW WHO
OUR FATHER WAS?
YOU KNEW WHO
OUR FATHER WAS?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
THE MAN WAS A GENIUS.
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IF YOU LOOK
ATWHO'S WHO
IN ARCHITECTURE,
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YOUR FATHER'S
THE ONLY LISTING.
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I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY
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WHO TOOK THE INFLUENCE
OF THE BAUHAUS SCHOOL
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AND ADAPTED IT BETTER
TO HIS OWN UNIQUE STYLE.
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THE GUY WAS
UNBELIEVABLE.
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I NEED A TOW TRUCK.
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DO THAT LATER.
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YOU'VE BEEN
IN AN ACCIDENT.
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WELL, IT WASN'T
A SERIOUS ACCIDENT.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
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I'M APRIL.
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A PLEASURE. AND YOU?
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JUNE.
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VERY NICE
TO SEE YOU.
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WE DON'T HAVE
MANY VISITORS.
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REALLY? GIRLS
AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU TWO?
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I FIND THAT
HARD TO BELIEVE.
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THE OCCASIONAL
ARCHITECTURAL
JOURNAL, BUT...
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00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,891
MOST PEOPLE
THINK WE'RE NAIVE.
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THEY'D LOVE TO
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US.
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WE WERE WORTH
2 BILLION?
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YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WE WERE WORTH
2 BILLION?
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[COUGH]
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SO THERE I WAS AT SOTHERBY'S.
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WHEN MY GOOD FRIEND,
PRESTON CHATFIELD.
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THE HYANNIS PORT, CHATFIELDS.
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AND I WAS READY TO MAKE A BID
ON THIS EXQUISITE LAMP.
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I NOTICED
A TINIEST SCRATCH ON THE FINISH.
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I SAID, OH, MY CAT
DID THAT TWO YEARS AGO.
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THAT LAMP USED TO BE
IN MY COLLECTION.
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COULD YOU IMAGINE.
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DO YOU LIKE CATS?
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DO I LIKE CATS?
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SOMETIMES I TRUST CATS
MORE THAN I DO PEOPLE.
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SOMETIMES I TRUST CATS
MORE THAN I DO PEOPLE.
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[ KNOCKING ON GLASS ]
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[ KNOCKING ON GLASS ]
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SOMEBODY CALL FOR A TOE TRUCK?
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I KNEW IT WAS
TOO GOOD TO LAST.
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I KNEW IT WAS
TOO GOOD TO LAST.
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00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:02,047
WELL, LADIES THANK YOU
VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY.
238
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:02,047
WELL, LADIES THANK YOU
VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HOSPITALITY.
239
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:07,019
I HOPE I DIDN'T CAUSE
TOO MUCH OF AN INCONVENIENCE.
240
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,389
I AM TRULY HUMBLED.
241
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,057
MR. STETSON?
242
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:12,057
MR. STETSON?
243
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,694
MY SISTER AND I...
244
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,196
IF YOU'D CARE
TO COME BY AGAIN.
245
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:17,196
IF YOU'D CARE
TO COME BY AGAIN.
246
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:22,001
I FIGURED I MUST OF DIED
AND WENT TO HEAVEN.
247
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,571
AT FIRST I COULDN'T FIGURE
OUT WHY A COUPLE
RICH BABES LIKE THAT
248
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,072
HOLED UP LIKE HERMITS?
249
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:31,577
HEY, WHEN FISH COME TO YOU
ALREADY IN A BARREL,
250
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:34,079
A GUY CAN'T COMPLAIN
TOO MUCH.
251
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:36,582
SO, I WENT TO WORK.
252
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:44,089
♪♪ EVERYBODY LOVES SOMEBODY
SOMETIME ♪♪
253
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:50,095
♪♪ EVERYBODY
FALLS IN LOVE SOMEHOW ♪♪
254
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:55,601
♪♪ SOMETHING IN YOUR KISS
JUST TOLD ME ♪♪
255
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,102
♪♪ MY SOMETIME... ♪♪
256
00:13:57,102 --> 00:14:00,105
[MEOW]
257
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,607
AND SLOWLY BUT SURELY,
258
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:06,111
THEY STARTED TO COME OUT
OF THE SHELLS THEY WERE IN.
259
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,113
ICEBERGS
STARTING TO THAW OUT.
260
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:14,119
♪♪ THERE'S NO TELLING
WHERE LOVE MAY APPEAR ♪♪
261
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:19,625
♪♪ SOMETHING IN MY HEART
KEEPS SAYING... ♪♪♪♪
262
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:23,162
I WAS REELING THEM IN,
ALL RIGHT.
263
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,664
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
264
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:29,134
I ONLY WISH
THERE WERE TWO OF HIM.
265
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:32,638
THEN THE DAY CAME
I HAD TO MAKE MY MOVE.
266
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,641
I HAD TO GET
EACH OF THEM ALONE.
267
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,676
AND WHEN I DID,
268
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,179
THAT'S WHEN THINGS
GOT REAL INTERESTING.
269
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:40,179
THAT'S WHEN THINGS
GOT REAL INTERESTING.
270
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:50,623
YOU SEE, DADDY
DESIGNED BOTH BEDROOMS
EXACTLY ALIKE...
271
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,626
LIKE TWO SIDES
OF A MIRROR.
272
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,128
KIND OF LIKE
ME AND JUNE.
273
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,630
OH, YEAH?
274
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,631
MM-HMM.
275
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,633
WHERE IS JUNE
ANYWAY?
276
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,635
APRIL?
OH, SHE WENT OUT.
277
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,639
HASN'T BEEN
OUT OF THE HOUSE
IN MONTHS.
278
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,140
JUNE'S ALWAYS BEEN
279
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,143
A LITTLE MORE OUTGOING
THAN ME, ANYWAY.
280
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,647
WE NEVER
NEEDED TO GO OUT
BEFORE DADDY DIED.
281
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,649
WE FOUGHT OVER HIM
CONSTANTLY,
282
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,151
BUT NOW WE HAVE
EACH OTHER.
283
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,154
YOU TWO
ARE PRETTY CLOSE,
AREN'T YOU?
284
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,156
INSEPARABLE.
285
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,659
UNTIL NOW.
286
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,160
SHE SEEMS SWEET.
287
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,330
OH, SHE IS...
UNLESS YOU CROSS HER.
288
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,197
COME AGAIN?
289
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,732
WELL, I MEAN,
290
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,769
EVERYONE
HAS A DARK SIDE,
DON'T THEY?
291
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,604
THE SIDE
YOU DON'T SEE.
292
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,539
SHE'S GOT
A TEMPER, HUH?
293
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,441
ALMOST LIKE
A SPLIT PERSONALITY.
294
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:46,779
I CAN'T SEE YOUR SISTER
OR YOU HURTING A FLY.
295
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:48,314
YOU DON'T KNOW.
296
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,383
LOOK, I WOULD NEVER
SAY THIS TO HER,
297
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,887
SO IT'S GOT TO BE
OUR LITTLE SECRET, O.K.?
298
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,489
MY SISTER AND I
DON'T HAVE SECRETS.
299
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,226
WE SHARE EVERYTHING...
50-50.
300
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,796
BUT THIS MIGHT
HURT HER FEELINGS.
301
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,498
YOU DON'T WANT THAT,
DO YOU?
302
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:12,137
SEE, I'M AFRAID YOU TWO
AIN'T EXACTLY IDENTICAL.
303
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,340
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
304
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,042
ONE OF YOU
IS A LITTLE
MORE BEAUTIFUL
305
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,345
THAN THE OTHER.
306
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:19,345
THAN THE OTHER.
307
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,385
NO OFFENSE, BUT FOR
A COUPLE OF WALLFLOWERS
308
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,387
WHO DON'T GET OUT MUCH,
309
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,590
THESE TWO MAKE YOU
LOOK LIKE A NUN.
310
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,057
THESE TWO MAKE YOU
LOOK LIKE A NUN.
311
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,864
I GOT THEM
IN THE PALM OF MY HAND.
312
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:42,901
EITHER ONE WOULD MARRY ME
IN A NEW YORK MINUTE.
313
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:46,472
ALL I GOT TO DO
IS POP THE QUESTION.
314
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:50,476
BUT THAT ONLY GETS ME
HALF THE FORTUNE.
315
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:54,480
THEY BOTH GOT EQUAL SAY
IN EVERY CENT--
316
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,483
50-50.
317
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:03,489
THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT ALL
IS IF I MARRY BOTH OF THEM.
318
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,990
PPFFT.
319
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:04,990
PPFFT.
320
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:09,995
AND THE ONLY WAY
I COULD DO THAT...
321
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,997
HUH...
322
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:16,502
IS IF THERE WERE...
323
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,303
TWO OF ME!
324
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,605
TWIN BROTHER?
TWIN BROTHER?
325
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:24,543
I WAS EMBARRASSED
TO BRING IT UP TILL NOW.
326
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,111
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
327
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,614
HIS NAME IS JACK.
HE'S IN SOUTH AFRICA.
328
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,115
WE HAVE
HOLDINGS THERE.
329
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:34,853
BUSINESS DEMANDS THAT ONE OF US
STAY THERE AT ALL TIMES.
330
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:35,821
HE STAYS THERE A MONTH.
331
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,657
I SPOT HIM THE NEXT.
332
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,125
THIS MEANS...
333
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,026
YOU'RE LEAVING?
334
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,628
I'M AFRAID SO.
335
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,762
IT'S ONLY FOR A MONTH.
336
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,932
MY BROTHER WILL BE HOME
IN A FEW DAYS.
337
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:48,267
I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOU TWO.
338
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,836
MAYBE HE COULD DROP BY
FOR A LITTLE VISIT?
339
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:55,541
BUT, I MUST WARN YOU,
HE'S MORE OUT GOING THAN I AM.
340
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,042
HE'S NOT AS EDUCATED
OR WELL SPOKEN.
341
00:17:57,042 --> 00:18:00,045
YOU KNOW HE TALKS THAT
CALIFORNIA JARGON.
342
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,047
AND HE'S VERY FLAMBOYANT.
343
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:02,448
AND HE'S VERY FLAMBOYANT.
344
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,856
WHOA, LADIES.
345
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,526
VIC TOLD ME
YOU WERE RADICAL BABES,
346
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,028
BUT I MUST CONFESS
347
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,098
TO BEING TOTALLY STOKED
AND OVERWHELMED, YOU DIG?
348
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,566
HEE HEE!
HEE HEE!
349
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,535
HA HA HA!
350
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,538
♪♪ I'M TOO SEXY
FOR MILAN ♪♪
351
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:29,074
♪♪ TOO SEXY FOR MILAN ♪♪
352
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,076
DO YOU,
APRIL DOBBS BLAIR,
353
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:34,079
TAKE THIS MAN
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
354
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,048
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
355
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,051
AS LONG AS YOU
BOTH SHALL LIVE?
356
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,552
I DO.
357
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:40,552
I DO.
358
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,060
DO YOU,
JUNE ETCHYSON BLAIR,
359
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:51,063
TAKE THIS MAN
TO HONOR AND CHERISH
360
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,065
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
361
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,068
AS LONG AS YOU
BOTH SHALL LIVE?
362
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,569
I DO.
363
00:18:57,569 --> 00:19:00,072
BY THE POWERS
VESTED IN ME,
364
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,975
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
365
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,044
BINGO.
366
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:06,044
BINGO.
367
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,407
HO! HEY!
SHUT THAT!
368
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:36,909
CHARLIE CHAN,
EXCUSE ME.
369
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,244
I DON'T MEAN
TO INTRUDE,
370
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,614
BUT I'D LIKE TO
CATCH A FEW ZZZS.
371
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:48,020
DO YOU MIND?
GO PLAY SOMEPLACE
ELSE, O.K.?
372
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,521
CHARMING.
373
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:49,521
CHARMING.
374
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,860
SEE? NICE AND QUIET,
CALM, SERENE.
375
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,361
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
376
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,964
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
377
00:19:58,964 --> 00:19:59,965
HA HA HA!
378
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:00,465
HA HA HA!
379
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,535
[MUTTERING]
380
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:03,535
[MUTTERING]
381
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,606
LIFE'S A BITCH,
AIN'T IT, WONG?
382
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:07,606
LIFE'S A BITCH,
AIN'T IT, WONG?
383
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:14,513
♪♪ APRIL LOVE
IS FOR THE VERY YOUNG ♪♪♪♪
384
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,216
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
385
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,219
THAT WE CAN
PUT THE PAST BEHIND US?
386
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,720
WE DESERVE
TO BE HAPPY.
387
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,557
DADDY WOULD HAVE
WANTED IT THIS WAY.
388
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,559
I WISH
BOTH OUR HUSBANDS
389
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,762
COULD BE WITH US
AT THE SAME TIME.
390
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:34,800
WE COULD ALWAYS SHARE.
391
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:34,800
WE COULD ALWAYS SHARE.
392
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:54,219
DARLING, WHY CAN'T I COME
WITH YOU TO SOUTH AFRICA?
393
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,856
I TOLD YOU IT'S HOT,
IT'S STICKY, YOU'D HATE IT.
394
00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:57,856
I TOLD YOU IT'S HOT,
IT'S STICKY, YOU'D HATE IT.
395
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,861
WHEN'S YOUR BROTHER
COMING BACK ANYWAYS?
396
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,364
JUNE MISSES HIM SO MUCH,
SHE'S BESIDE HERSELF.
397
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:09,368
TOMORROW NIGHT.
WHY IS THIS DRAWER
ALWAYS LOCKED?
398
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,370
WHAT THE HELL'S
IN IT, ANYWAY?
399
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,372
WHERE'S MY SHIRT?
400
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:13,372
WHERE'S MY SHIRT?
401
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,875
OH. THANK YOU.
402
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:16,875
OH. THANK YOU.
403
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,212
HONEY.
404
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,680
WHAT?
405
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,682
YOUR BACK.
406
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,685
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I GOT A LITTLE SUNBURN.
407
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,688
SUN'S A LOT HOTTER
IN SOUTH AFRICA.
408
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,557
I'LL TELL YOU,
THE MAN IS AN ANIMAL.
409
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:36,428
LAST NIGHT, HE TIED ME
TO THE BED WHEN WE...
410
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:37,429
YOU KNOW.
411
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:40,432
AND IT WASN'T
THE FIRST TIME EITHER.
412
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:41,933
YOU'RE KIDDING.
413
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:44,436
VIC DOES THAT
TO ME, TOO.
414
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:45,904
NO!
415
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:45,904
NO!
416
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,342
THEY'RE ALIKE IN
ALL SORTS OF WAYS.
417
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,278
WHEN JACK TOOK OFF
HIS SHIRT FOR BED,
418
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,247
HIS BACK WAS ALL TANNED
419
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:59,084
EXCEPT FOR THIS
LITTLE PALE STRIP.
420
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:00,419
YOU'RE KIDDING.
421
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:03,155
JUST BEFORE VIC
LEFT FOR SOUTH AFRICA,
422
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,157
HE SUNBURNED
HIS BACK.
423
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,658
HE HAD THE SAME...
424
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:06,958
HE HAD THE SAME...
425
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,828
THING.
426
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:09,828
THING.
427
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,001
[ JACK SINGING ]
428
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:16,001
[ JACK SINGING ]
429
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:57,642
♪♪
♪♪ I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY HAIR
430
00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:59,644
♪♪ TOO SEXY
FOR THIS EARRING ♪♪
431
00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:00,612
♪♪ TOO SEXY ♪♪
432
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:03,615
♪♪ I'M TOO SEXY
FOR THIS HOUSE ♪♪
433
00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:04,616
♪♪ TOO SEXY-- ♪♪♪♪
434
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,118
HEY, HONEY!
435
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,121
YOU TWO BITCHING BABES
BETTER BE GETTING DRESSED!
436
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:13,325
I'M TAKING YOU OUT FOR
THE MOST AWESOME FEAST EVER!
437
00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:13,825
I'M TAKING YOU OUT FOR
THE MOST AWESOME FEAST EVER!
438
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,358
GET THE FUCK OUT.
439
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:46,358
GET THE FUCK OUT.
440
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,728
"TWINS ACQUITTED
OF FATHER'S DEATH
441
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,263
BY JUVENILE COURT."
442
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,499
YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING!
443
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,000
YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING!
444
00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,044
HEY.
445
00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:07,546
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
446
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:08,547
WHAT'S GOING ON?
447
00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:10,549
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
448
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,083
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING?
449
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,553
LET ME GO.
LET ME GO.
450
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:14,553
LET ME GO.
LET ME GO.
451
00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:18,390
HELLO, DARLING.
HELLO, DARLING.
452
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,759
O.K., SO I LOVED
YOU BOTH.
453
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,061
WHAT WAS I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
454
00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,863
DIDN'T I
MAKE YOU HAPPY?
455
00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,798
DIDN'T I MAKE YOU HAPPY?
456
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,234
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FATHER.
457
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:31,870
I'M NOT SAYING
YOU DID ANYTHING.
458
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:34,139
EVEN IF YOU DID, WHAT THE
FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?
459
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,740
WHAT DO I CARE?
460
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:39,077
GIRLS, YOU WERE
FRIVOLOUS LITTLE KIDS.
461
00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:42,247
WHO GIVES A SHIT
WHAT YOU DID?
462
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:43,882
WE DID DO IT.
463
00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:45,984
WE SHARED
EVERYTHING.
464
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:49,054
WE DIDN'T WANT
TO SHARE HIM ANYMORE.
465
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:50,856
IT WAS TOO HARD.
466
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,491
WE WERE
TOO SELFISH.
467
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:55,560
LIKE NOW.
468
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,562
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
469
00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,130
WHERE'S SHE GOING?
470
00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:02,334
WHERE'S SHE GOING?
HEY! HEY!
471
00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:03,535
WHAT'S SHE DOING?
472
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,303
I'M GOING TO LET HER
DO THE HONORS.
473
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:06,671
WHAT HONORS?
474
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,974
SHE WAS ALWAYS
THE MORE OUTGOING ONE,
475
00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:10,976
RIGHT, JACK?
476
00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:10,976
RIGHT, JACK?
477
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:20,318
HEY!
478
00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:22,621
HEY!
479
00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:24,923
SCREWBALLS!
480
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,224
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
481
00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:28,760
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
COME ON.
482
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,029
GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT!
483
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:32,731
ARE YOU CRAZY?
484
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:33,164
ARE YOU CRAZY?
485
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,610
♪♪ AH, THE BUZZARD
TOOK A MONKEY ♪♪
486
00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:47,078
♪♪ FOR A RIDE IN THE AIR ♪♪
487
00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,114
IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW, HONEY.
488
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,615
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
489
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,117
♪♪ THE BUZZARD TRIED
TO THROW THE MONKEY ♪♪
490
00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:53,618
♪♪ OFF HIS BACK ♪♪
491
00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:57,122
♪♪ THE MONKEY GRABBED HIS NECK
AND SAID, "NOW, LISTEN, JACK" ♪♪
492
00:25:57,122 --> 00:26:00,091
♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP
AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪
493
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:03,628
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT FROM NOW ON.
494
00:26:03,628 --> 00:26:05,597
♪♪ "STRAIGHTEN UP
AND FLY RIGHT" ♪♪
495
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:09,634
♪♪ "OH, COOL DOWN, PAPA,
DON'T YOU BLOW YOUR TOP" ♪♪♪♪
496
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:09,634
♪♪ "OH, COOL DOWN, PAPA,
DON'T YOU BLOW YOUR TOP" ♪♪♪♪
497
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:34,859
I GUESS, VINO VIC,
THOUGHT HE COULD DOUBLE
HIS FUN AND HIS BANK ACCOUNT.
498
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,861
TO BAD HE WAS ONLY
HALF RIGHT.
499
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,865
OH WELL, IT JUST PROVES
THE OLD SAYING.
500
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:43,368
BEHIND EVERY BAD MAN
501
00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:45,870
THERE'S TWO WOMAN
502
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:47,372
WITH A CHAIN SAW!
503
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,874
HA HA HA HA HA!
504
00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:49,874
HA HA HA HA HA!
505
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:56,381
SO, KIDDIES, CARE FOR
A LITTLEMAIMOF CHANCE?
506
00:26:56,381 --> 00:27:00,385
DEADS,I WIN,
TAILS, YOUOOZE!
507
00:27:00,385 --> 00:27:02,887
AH HA HA HA!
508
00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:02,887
AH HA HA HA!
509
00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:07,892
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
510
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:08,393
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
511
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,530
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
512
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:13,031
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
513
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:20,038
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
514
00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:20,538
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS
PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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