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Bobby: Rufus Turner is a hunter. One of your old friends?

Oh, good. You're home.

Listen, you got to help me bury a body.

It's just something Samuel's been doing.

Catching things, taking them somewhere,

grilling them for info.

Grill.

Torture, right?

You sold us out?

What exactly are you supposed to be to me?

I'll tell you who I am.

I'm the guy you never want to see again.

The next time you see me,

I'll be there to kill you.

- Hey. - Hi.

Gwen Campbell. Third cousin.

They grew up in the life, like us.

I'm thinking you know "Purgatory."

This is all about opening a door to let something in.

- What? - I'm working on it.

Could you give us something?

I got a name. "Mother of All."

Mother: We have so much to do.

Let's get started.

Whoa.

Mother: I'm sorry.

Did I scare you?

You okay?

You look a little --

Well, I could use a ride.

Okay.

So, what's your name, sweetheart?

- Eve. - Eve. I'm Rick.

So, how far you going, Eve?

However far you want.

[ Grunts ]

Whoa, whoa. Eve.

Look, you're very pretty,

but this is not what's right for you.

Trust me.

Then what's right for me?

This emptiness you feel inside --

it's really a hunger for him.

You do know that Jesus was just a man.

Sure, but he was also the son of God,

sent here because he loves us.

God doesn't care about you.

Sure he does.

Your father made you and then abandoned you,

so you pray.

You see signs where there's nothing.

But truth is, your apocalypse came and went,

and you didn't even notice.

A mother would never abandon her children like he did.

You'll see.

See what?

Can I tell you a secret?

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

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Bobby: I've been getting blasts from hunters all week.

Nest of vamps.

Werewolf dance party.

Shifters, six of them.

Two hunters died taking them out.

Ghouls, ghouls.

Ghoul-wraith smorgasbord.

Is it just me, or is that a straight kick-line down I-80?

Exactly.

Looks to me like it's a Sherman march monster mash.

Yeah, but where are they marching to?

What is it?

Guy bashes in his family's heads.

It's like I told the cops.

I blacked out.

Well, just tell us what you do remember.

Driving my regular route,

and then I-I woke up in my truck at work.

And where's work?

Starlight Cannery.

I-I didn't remember how I got there...

so I called home.

When no one picked up,

I-I went there, and I found...

Anything unusual before you blacked out?

Sights, smells, anything off the routine?

[ Voice breaking ] No. Basic night.

I was giving some kid from the truck stop a ride.

She took off.

I-I think she took off.

Anything else?

I swear -- I didn't mean to do it.

I-I loved them.

So, demon possession or ghosts?

I thought this was a monster thing.

All right, here we go.

Truck stop, night of the murders.

That's him.

Hmm. Hello.

Freakish nightmare. What the hell was that? Bobby?

I've never seen that in my life.

All those vamps and ghouls out on I-80 --

maybe they're coming in for Mother's Day.

[ Scoffs ]

Um...

[ Chuckles ]

Okay, well, if that is big mama --

whatever she is,

we got zero on ganking her.

So what are we gonna do if we run into her? Throw salt and hope?

No, we're gonna turn tail and run, because we're in over our heads.

I mean, we better get some real info on this bitch...

[ Telephone rings ] ...before we do run into her.

Hey, let's go.

Bobby: What's the ruckus?

A guy just went postal down at the Cannery.

Okay, I'll go. You finish here.

[ Police radio chatter ]

FBI. Willis.

- How many in there? - Six dead.

- What happened? - Apparently, a guy walks in,

pulls a hunting rifle, just opens fire.

Captain! This is Agent --

What? There a fed convention in town or something?

I beg your pardon.

Rufus: Agent Willis?

Am I right?

Agent.

I wasn't expecting you...yet.

Well, apparently, you didn't get the call.

Gentlemen, can you excuse us?

What in the high holy are you doing here, Rufus?

Same as you -- tracking 31 flavors of crazy,

which led us both smack into the middle of this.

Right. Huh.

Can we talk to the perp?

Well, we can give it a shot.

I don't know if he's gonna talk back to us, though.

Cops put eight bullets in him.

So...

So what?

So are we partnering on this or not?

Come on, man. It's not rocket surgery.

We're here. Let's do this.

Just like old times.

Long as I get to drive.

[ Laughs ]

Hell no.

[ Chuckles ]

So, do you think the mother of whatever the hell

is wrapped up in this, Bobby?

Looks like.

These are just guys going berserk, Bobby.

How is that a monster thing?

I don't know. That's why we're hacking him open.

Hand me one of those swab things over there.

What have you got?

That ecto?

That's not ecto.

[ Sniffs ]

What the hell is that?

It's something new.

New? No such thing as new, Bobby.

Well, it's something.

Those guys who snapped,

one thing they had in common --

they both worked at that Cannery joint.

[ Sighs ] I don't even know why you have a driver's license.

[ Laughs ] Well, look what the cat dragged in.

It really is good to see you, Rufus.

I can believe it.

It must get old

dealing with this miserable cuss here all by yourself.

Is it that obvious?

Why don't you three get a room?

All right, we all pack a snack? Yeah.

Let's see what we can see.

[ Clatter ]

- Gwen? - Dean.

Welcome to next time.

No, no, no, no! Hold on!

- I said I'd kill him! - Look, just a second.

I take it you know each other.

He's our grandfather. Oh.

Somebody needs a hug.

Why are you here?

We're working. You?

None of your damn business!

Sam, take Dean for a walk.

- You got to be kidding me. - Look, Dean, it's fine.

How?

- What is wrong with you? - Look, maybe he knows something.

- You don't remember what he did. I do. - I know.

I'm not saying don't. I'm saying not yet.

[ Sighs ]

So...you're Samuel.

You must be the guy pretending to be their father.

Well, somebody ought to.

Sam.

You're looking well.

Save the small talk, all right?

You seem different.

I got my soul back.

No thanks to you, I hear.

You hear?

You don't remember.

I remember enough.

I, uh, really hate to break up this little circle of love,

but why don't we talk shop, huh?

How about you tell us what it is you're hunting?

A creature from Purgatory.

She calls herself Eve.

- Eve? - Yep.

They call her mother.

She was here about 10,000 years ago.

Every freak that walks the face of the earth

can be traced back to her.

And she's back.

How the hell do you know all that?

You don't know half the things that I know, kid.

Hell, until recently, you didn't even know about us.

I now know that you'd throw your own kin to hungry ghouls.

I think I know enough.

You what?

Dean lied to the man.

How about you ask Dean?

Good idea.

Dean.

Is it true?

What?

Did Samuel really try to --

Kill me? Yes.

He didn't even blink.

That's the guy you're rolling with.

He didn't tell me anything about that.

I didn't know.

I know.

Honestly, there's something I need to tell you.

What?

[ Gun cocks ]

Rufus: See if you can plug that hole up, Bobby.

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

Come on, girl!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

She's gone.

[ Sighs ]

Ah, damn it.

I'm sorry...if you care.

Screw you. I care.

Is she, uh...

Yeah. [ Sighs ]

- Where's Dean? - I couldn't find him.

Whatever got into those guys must have got into Dean.

Rufus, help Samuel move her somewhere.

Sam and I will lock down here.

We're gonna want to find Dean before he finds us.

We're gonna find him alive, Samuel,

or I'm gonna put a bullet into your head.

[ Rustling ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Cellphone rings ]

Dean, put that damn thing down.

Dean, put it down.

You're the least of my worries right now, Rufus.

Hey, hey, hey. Okay, both of you.

- Both of us, my ass. - I'm not in the mood.

I just had a 12-inch...herpe crawl out of my ear.

- What? - You heard me.

I just woke up on the ground,

just in time to see this -- this...worm thing

sliding out of my freaking ear and into that vent.

So you tell me what the hell's going on!

You killed Gwen. That's what's going on.

We were just talking out in the hallway.

That's the last thing I remember.

That thing must have jumped me.

So, we're talking about, like, a monster that gets in you?

It's like a Khan worm on steroids.

You mean like a parasite, something that took over your body.

Worm crawls in you, worm crawls out.

Monster possession? That's novel.

Or that thing's still in you, and we can't trust a word that you're saying.

It's not!

Check your ear.

What do you mean, check my ear?

Check my ear for what?

Hey! What?

Why don't you buy me a drink first?

Second date. Oh, yeah, we're goo positive.

What does that mean? What does that mean?

That means it was in you, all right.

- Or it still is. - It's not in me!

Okay.

- Everybody, give up your guns. - What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, think about this for a second, Bobby.

I'm thinking we don't know who is and who ain't got

the damn Khan worm up inside his melon.

It's not in me!

I didn't say it was.

Point is we don't know who it is.

It could be any one of us.

So the best we can do... is to make it that much harder

for that thing to blow our fool heads off.

Are you waiting for a handwritten invite, Campbell?

Okay.

We need some time to breathe, make a plan.

A plan?

Based on?

I'm gonna make a few phone calls,

see if anybody ever heard of anything like this.

Hmm. Ditto.

Got a few trees I can shake.

Oh, balls, Allard.

No, I told you that.

Damn it.

Relax.

Bathroom break.

So unless you want to hold it for me...

Well, I got a dump truck full of bubkes.

Nothing here, either. You call Willie?

Of course. Think I'm an idjit?

How about Rodg?

Wouldn't talk to me.

Yeah, me neither.

Okay, plan "B."

Let's just go and grab the thing.

And then what, exactly?

Well, we sit on our thumbs, or we go in guns blazing.

Like Omaha?

You know what?

Screw you for bringing up Omaha.

That's just low.

[ Toilet flushes ]

What?

Nothing. I'm just wondering how you sleep at night.

Like a baby. Thanks for asking.

You fed us to Crowley.

True, but what am I gonna do about it now?

Do I blame you for wanting to kill me?

Of course not, Dean. What I did was...

but I'm not apologizing.

I did what I did. I don't cry over spilled blood.

So you really can just go on, like...

Just because you're Dr. Jekyll at the moment

doesn't mean you can get all high and mighty.

Don't forget, we spent a year together.

Yeah, we did. We're blood. And you still sold me out.

Trust me, what I did pales in comparison to what you did,

and on more than one occasion.

All right, tell me what I did.

No. Sam, come on.

The only reason you're alive right now

is because we're working a job.

The minute we kill this thing...you're next.

Okay, then.

We'll just see.

I heard a shot.

Samuel!

I'm gonna be needing my gun back now, Bobby.

- You think? - Yeah.

Hey, don't feel bad.

You know, it was a good plan,

except for the part where a monster

would definitely, definitely not give up all his weapons.

Shut up.

We lost him.

[ Gun cocks ]

So, what's the plan? We stick together.

We got to keep track of this thing, who it's in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hold on. Look.

Booby trap.

I'll be damned.

[ Electricity zapping ]

Hey! Hey! Whoa!

Dean!

Sam!

Damn it.

[ Grunts ]

Son of a bitch.

Dean? Sam!

I'm gonna go around, okay?

All right. Watch yourself.

Yeah.

Come on.

Don't move.

Sam.

Put your gun down.

[ Gun cocks ]

What you gonna do, son?

You're not gonna shoot me.

You got your soul back.

You gonna shoot your own family?

Yeah, I wouldn't go with the family thing.

Try again.

Mary's still my daughter.

I said don't move.

You're still named after me.

I said don't move!

Appears to be our moment, Sam.

You still want to know about your summer vacation?

I'll tell you all about it.

You're dying to know, huh?

Yeah, I am.

Well, then, let's just put these down and talk.

Stop.

It's all right, Sam.

Sam.

Oh, thank God.

[ Gun cocks ] Drop the gun, Sam.

It's me.

Okay.

That's great, Sam.

Just got to cuff you, uh, till we can be sure, okay?

You understand, right?

It's in him.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Yeah, I think.

You see anything come out of him...after he dropped?

Tell me you got something.

Nothing.

What?

So -- so you mean he wasn't a monster when I ganked him?

One way to find out.

Bobby, you got a cranial saw in the car?

Of course.

You're not going alone.

Oh, no, he won't. He won't.

We will both go grab some tools

and see about getting some power in this place.

And I want you and you to --

okay, I want you and you to watch him and him and --

all right, if anything crawls out of anybody,

somebody step on it.

Yeah, don't worry. I'll watch Samuel.

Dean will watch me.

You did the right thing, you know.

You mean you think I did, if it's in him and I'm me.

[ Chuckles ]

This thing's playing three-card monte with us.

Well, I'm just gonna assume you're you.

You want to take this off, then?

Not till we get that sucker out of his walnut.

I don't know.

I mean, I barely remember him,

and what I do remember -- it's not good.

And what he did to us...

But...

There's a "but"?

I mean, I just can't help but think...

What would mom say?

You know what I think mom would say?

She'd say just 'cause you're blood doesn't make you family.

You got to earn that.

Well...all right.

Let's play operation.

[ Zipper opens ]

Bobby: You boys want to take a breather? We're good.

We're about to crack open your grandpa's grapefruit.

Take a breather.

[ Humming ]

[ Chuckles ]

What is this? Have you been dumpster-diving again?

What? It still works.

[ Scoffs ] Yeah, right.

Hope so.

Listen, Rufus, I've been thinking.

Yeah, will wonders never cease?

Yeah, s-shut up a minute. I'm trying to say something.

It was my fault -- Omaha.

No. No, it wasn't.

No, I should -- I should have listened to you.

Well, hey, that's categorical, Bobby.

[ Laughs ]

I -- l-let me just get this out.

Bobby, we've had this conversation already, okay?

No, we haven't. I never said I'm sorry, Rufus.

I -- you lost her because of me, and I --

Bobby, I said we've had this conversation already.

And you could blabber all day...

and it wouldn't change a thing, Bobby.

I will never forgive you for what happened.

You got that?

Never.

So change the subject, Bob.

[ Saw whirring ]

[ Grunts ]

Dean.

[ Electricity pops, crackles ]

Bobby, you okay? Rufus.

Rufus. Rufus. Sam: Hey, you all right?

Wake up. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Dean: It's all right. I got you.

Come on.

[ Grunts ]

This can't be my afterlife

'cause the three of you are here.

What happened?

Well, when we left, he was dead on the table.

Yeah, till he wasn't.

So how did he get double dead?

Bobby threw him against that.

I guess it was a live wire.

It shorted, and he went ape.

Then that thing crawled out of his ear.

At least we know what tickles it.

Electricity.

Yeah. Now the question is, where'd it go?

You see? No.

You two were down for the count. Yeah.

Well, either it bailed or it's in either one of you.

Or...it's in one of you.

No, we were awake.

- Did you have eyes on each other? - Yes.

100% of the time?

Define 100%.

Like I said.

All right, how about, uh, check for goo, right?

Nothing.

It might just be gone.

No.

It might have wised up and covered its trail.

All right, let's settle this...100%.

How?

You're live.

Okay.

[ Electricity crackles ]

All right.

[ Electricity crackles ]

Yeah.

Rufus: Okay.

I'm not a doctor, but I'm gonna go ahead and call this one.

Yeah. All right, who wants to go first?

[ Sighs ] Come on. You sure?

Hurry up before I start thinking --

[ electricity crackles ]

[ Grunts ] Son of a...

[ Grunts ]

Whew. Awesome.

Here, you want me to --

[ electricity crackles ] [ Grunts ]

Let's go.

Yep.

Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Uh, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

No passes, Rufus. Come on.

- I got a damn pacemaker. - Well, you better hope it's a good one.

Since when do you got a pacemaker?

Since Bush Jr., term one.

I'm down three toes, too, F.Y.I.

All right, come on. Just make it quick.

[ Grunts ]

God!

God!

Damn it! Damn it! [ Grunts ]

- You okay? - No, I'm not okay.

Give me that.

Okay.

All right, my turn.

Well, it ain't inside me, so go right ahead.

All right, then just stand still, Bobby.

Okay, sure.

- I'll make this quick. - No problem.

All right? Let's do this.

Okay, uh, just a second, Rufus.

Just a second nothing, whatever you are.

I'm Bobby.

Bobby, my ass.

Bobby!

[ Grunts ]

Bobby, there are two of us and one of you.

Well, hey, there, you little herpe.

[ Electricity crackles ]

Why do you keep talking about herpes?

What?

I don't. Shut up.

Shut up.

Now, don't you even think about shagging ass out of here,

'cause we got every crack in this room sealed.

So get comfy.

[ Demonic voice ] I am comfy.

It's nice in here.

And you love this guy, don't you?

You really want to kill me and take him with me?

Haven't you lost enough pals today?

We'll do what we have to do.

And we got some questions for you,

so you can either play ball,

or we could fry up a little shrimp on the Barbie.

Ask. Been waiting for you to ask.

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

It means I got nothing to hide.

What are you?

You haven't got a name for me yet.

I'm new around here.

Eve cooked me up herself.

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Groans ]

Who is she, this Eve bitch?

The Mother of All of us

and the end of all of you.

By the time she's done,

there'll be more creatures than humans.

You'll live in pens.

We'll serve up your young and call it veal.

And what's your deal in all of this?

I mean, how's jumping a few truckers gonna help?

You think I'm here

to mess with a couple of Cannery workers?

We led you here.

Why?

She has a message for you.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

You're all gonna die.

She's pissed. She's here.

And it's gonna be nothing but pain

for you from here on in.

Well, here's my response.

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Groans ]

Dean.

Dean!

How much more do you think he can take?

You can't kill me, not without taking him with me.

Well... we'll just have to do

what Bobby would want us to do.

[ Grunts ]

No way out now, slug-o.

Bobby, hang on in there.

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Groans ]

Bobby?

Is he, uh...

Hey, hey.

Whoa.

Bobby.

Bobby, hey.

He's not breathing. Bobby!

I got to say,

I never figured Rufus for the religious type.

Well, he didn't exactly keep kosher.

He always used to pull

the old "can't work on the sabbath" card

whenever we had to bury a body.

You know, I-I was just a job.

I was Joe mechanic.

Then my wife got possessed...

went nuts on me.

I stabbed her, and that didn't stop her.

Next thing I knew, this guy comes busting in,

soaks her with holy water,

and sends that demon straight to hell so fast.

[ Sighs ]

I'd have gone away for killing her.

But...

Rufus cleaned up everything.

Taught me a thing or two about...

what's really out there.

Pretty soon, we were riding together.

Worked like that for years,

kind of like you two knuckleheads.

So, what happened?

It was Omaha.

It was my fault.

And he never let it go.

Well, he should have.

You don't know what I did, Dean.

Doesn't matter.

What do you mean, it doesn't --

I mean at the end of the day, you two are family.

Life's short, and ours are shorter than most.

We're gonna spend it wringing our hands?

Something's gonna get us eventually,

and when my guts get ripped out,

just so you two know, we're good.

Blanket apology for all the crap

that anybody's done all the way around.

Some of us pulled a lot of crap, Dean.

Well, clean slate.

Okay.

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