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All right, not only am I the world's greatest roommate

I'm also the world's greatest travel agent.

Our spring break problems are over.

Sabrina, I know how badly you want to go to Florida

but I am not sleeping in somebody's car.

You don't have to. We're staying at the Surfside Motel

in Pelican Cove, Florida.

It's the hottest place for spring break

this year-- a 24-hour party.

Spellman, how did you pull this off?

Ah, while you were all whiny about not having plans

I was surfing the net for a place to surf.

I also got some Jeb Bush flippers on e-bay.

I take back what I said about you this morning.

You rock.

Girls, man your bikinis

because we are heading south for spring break!

( cheering )

Sync by Alice www.addic7ed.com

Life's changing around me, and I'm gonna make it mine

I'm reaching out and living by my rules...

Time's moving way too fast

I wanna make it last...

'Cause I'm out on my own now

And I like the way it feels.

I'm guessing you're not jumping around

because of the new hand dryer in the restroom.

No. If we finish our midterms by next week

we will be in Pelican Cove, Florida.

That is, if you give me the week off.

Of course I will. With all the studying you've been doing

you deserve a fun spring break.

Cruising the strip, tanning on the beach

ogling the lifeguards.

Hey, can I go?

Hey, Josh.

Guess where you'll be kissing me next week?

Uh, on your neck?

Yes, but you'll be doing it in Pelican Cove.

We're all going to Florida.

All right! Yes.

Hey, I've been wanting to do some scuba diving.

Now we can do it together.

Oh, that would be fun.

As long as we don't have to go in the water.

Salt's murder on my hair.

Although I do look fabulous in neoprene.

Me, too.

What about Kevin? Are you going to invite him?

I don't know. I mean, Kevin and I haven't been dating that long.

I-I want him to go

but I don't want to put him on the spot.

Oh, come on.

I put guys on the spot all the time.

It's fun to watch the blood rush to their faces.

Asking Kevin to go on our first trip together is a big deal.

I need to think about it.

Hey, what's going on?

Uh, we got new hand dryers in the bathroom.

You want to come to Florida with us for spring break?

Yeah, I'm there.

Morgan...!

You don't have to thank me now.

But, FYI, I'm a size four.

Well, thank goodness

Sabrina's going to be spending spring break

working in the coffee shop.

Unless someone accidentally gave her

the week off to go to Florida.

Hilda.

Well, Sabrina has been working so hard

I thought she deserved a week of R&R with her roommates and Kevin.

Kevin's going, too?

Let the debauchery begin.

Look, let's not panic.

This is Sabrina we're talking about.

A mature, responsible college student.

Well, I suppose you're right.

I mean, after all

we took many a spring break sojourn ourselves.

Remember that fabulous trip we took to the Acropolis

with those adorable fraternity brothers?

Mmm.

Uh-oh.

Just think-- Florida.

There'll be guys from all over the Eastern seaboard.

Remember, we said no talk of spring break

until after we're done studying for our last exam.

Sorry.

Oh, I got the cutest little pink bikini today.

This trip is going to be so great.

Even the drive down will be fun.

Yeah, you and Kevin, Josh and Morgan

and me and Elroy Jetson.

Wow, no one's called me that since second grade.

I just wish I knew if Kevin was going

because he wants to have fun in Florida

or because he thinks of me as his girlfriend.

The guy's been dating you for six weeks.

You're his girlfriend.

He wrote a song about you.

He also wrote a song about Janet Reno.

You'll have a whole week together.

That should be plenty of time to find out how he feels about you.

You're right. I just have to talk to him

and ask him where he stands.

And find out if he has a brother.

( knocking on door )

What are you guys doing here?

We were... just in the neighborhood.

For no special reason.

It's not like we want to talk about Florida.

You do know that they get hurricanes there this time of year.

And mosquitoes as big as my cousin Estelle.

Okay, you didn't come here to talk to me about the weather

and bloodsucking relatives.

You're right.

Sabrina, it's just that we're concerned about you going away

on spring break unchaperoned.

I started thinking about the college vacations I took

like that night in Naples when I wound up in a fountain

with two massive gladiators...

I think I made my point.

Look, there's nothing to worry about.

I'm going with all my good friends

and a guy I just happen to be dating.

It's that last part that we're worried about.

So what your saying is you don't trust me.

No, we're not saying that.

It's just that sometimes young people can get caught up

in the passion of the moment and do things

they might later regret.

Like floating down a canal in Venice wearing nothing

but a fig leaf and two single-serving pizzas.

Look, just because you made mistakes when you were young

doesn't mean that I'm going to.

I'm a responsible adult and I think I've proven that

time and time again.

I need you to trust me. Can you do that?

Of course we can.

We could just not give her the money to go.

That would work if someone hadn't accidentally

given her an advance on her paycheck.

What do you want from me?

I'm accident-prone.

Here's my idea.

We check into a really posh hotel near Sabrina.

You two keep an eye on her while I enjoy a vigorous massage

with hot mint oil.

Sabrina is leaving tomorrow.

We've got to do something quick.

Let's see what the magic book

has under "Good, Clean Fun."

I've never used that chapter.

Here we go.

A Good Clean Fun Consultant.

Hey, kids, what's shaking?

Oh, my gosh! Frankie Avalon.

I loved you in all those beach movies.

I cried when you

and Annette broke up in Beach Blanket Bingo.

And the way you shook your hips in How to Stuff a Wild Bikini...

made no impression on me whatsoever.

Frankie, I've always wanted to tell you something.

You're swell.

Super swell.

Well, listen, girls

girls, I appreciate all your fawning

but why, exactly, am I here?

Our niece Sabrina is going

to Pelican Cove for spring break.

Pelican Cove? Cowabunga!

That place is the swingingest.

Is she bringing her board?

No, but she is bringing her boyfriend, Kevin.

Oh, I get the picture.

I got the perfect thing.

Sabrina and Kevin on the beach

In the sun

All they'll have is some good, clean fun.

Oh, thank you for infusing

our lives with wholesomeness.

Say, by the way, what are you

and your swinging hips doing later?

Hey! I saw them first.

Oh, back off. I saw him first.

I was the first one to see him in his very first movie... - I have loved him since...

Crazy chicks.

ROXIE: All right! We made it to Pelican Cove.

MORGAN: Let the parties begin. Woo-hoo!

MILES: Is it possible to get sunstroke through tinted glass?

Spellman, it's amazing you pulled this off.

Yeah, you're awesome.

As in awesome, like, travel agent awesome

or, like, long term relationship awesome?

Well, let's put it this way.

I'd book all my vacations with you.

What's that supposed to mean?

Josh, take my picture.

Well, hey, why don't I take it of everyone?

Come on, get in before we mutate

into crazed party animals. Ready?

All right.

Wow, check out this retro furniture.

Yeah, it's so Donna Reed meets Don Ho.

I'll get us checked in.

Harvey?

Sabrina.

What are you doing here?

Checking out. What are you doing here?

Checking in.

Wow, so... you look good.

You haven't seen my sunburn.

It's about the same color as your hair.

Which I like.

Thanks.

BOY: Hey, Kinkle, in the car.

We gotta hit the road.

I'm sorry, but I really have to go.

It was great seeing you. Oh!

What's the matter?

We can still hug, can't we?

Of course...

as soon as I grow a new layer of skin on my back.

See ya.

See ya.

Hey, Red, you're up.

Sorry.

Welcome to the Surfside Motel

the number one home

of bodacious beach bunnies and all their honeys.

Oh, well, we're the Spellman bunny and honey party.

You came to the right place.

You kids are in for one neat-o week.

KIDS: Neat-o?

Wait a minute.

Looks like there's

some kind of Gidget convention going on here.

Either that or everything

in my suitcase is suddenly out of style.

Hey, you guys, where's the party?

Where else, man?

The beach.

Follow us.

We're going to have a swinging time.

Well, you know

sometimes a few people at conventions get carried away.

All right, sometimes hundreds of people get carried away.

This is scary.

KEVIN: Yeah, it's like we're

in the Twilight Zone.

We'll know for sure if our lifeguard

turns out to be Rod Serling.

Hey, you rocking chicks and cats.

Welcome to The Cove.

I'm Beach Doggy and this is Bird Brain.

Yeah, and I'm Bird Brain.

SALEM: That guy's a buffoon.

When he's that buff

you can put up with a lot of "oon."

Shh, I can't hear the dialogue.

We might miss a key story point.

Hey, you guys going to the big bonfire tonight?

We're roasting weenies and making s'mores.

Wow, we don't want to miss that.

Hey, beach bums. Surf's up.

Last one in's a rotten egg.

That's Tad.

Isn't he dreamy?

Gosh, is he dreamy...

Did I just say "dreamy?"

Did I just say "gosh?"

Sabrina, I thought that we were supposed to be

at the wildest beach in Florida.

Instead, we're hanging out with cats and chicks

in super neat-o city.

I've got it. They're all pod people.

Sabrina, didn't you look

at any pictures of this place

before you made the reservation?

I swear, when I booked the motel

it didn't look anything like this.

Oh, yeah, right.

All of a sudden, it just changed magically.

My aunts are so dead.

( phone rings ) It's for you.

Hello?

Aunt Zelda? You're busted.

Sabrina! What are you talking about?

Don't play innocent with me.

I know you put a spell in this place

because you don't want me to have any fun.

Oh, That is not true.

We do want you to have fun.

Just good, clean fun.

That is so sick.

Well, you know, spell or no spell

I'm going to have a spring break so hot

it'll melt the plastic sofa in the motel lobby.

You don't think she'll do anything rash, do you?

She's going to make our trip to the Acropolis

look like a quilting bee.

Hey, Josh, great news.

Our nightmare is over.

I just booked us two rooms

at a major party hotel in Fort Lauderdale.

Okay, well, it's not actually in Fort Lauderdale

but it's Everglades adjacent.

Did you hear that?

They're going to a major party hotel.

Finally! This snoozer's coming alive.

Hildy, would you mind if I sat on your lap for this part?

Eww!

So, come on, guys, get your stuff.

Let's get out of here.

Ooh, I don't know, Sabrina.

This place is kind of fun.

I'd just as soon stay here.

You can't be serious. Why?

Because this retro thing is neato.

No, it's not.

It's like a horrible, evil kind of neat-o.

I know Roxie is not going to go for this.

Uh, she's not only going, she's gone.

Oh, this movie stinks!

I'm calling my cable operator.

( chuckles )

Sorry, sweet corn.

I guess the fellas and I got a little too rambunctious.

Let me guess-- you want to stay here, too.

Heck, yeah. This place is the most.

I just learned how to watusi. Come on.

Oh, this isn't happening!

Look, we could be on a beach in Fort Lauderdale right now

partying like rock stars.

Fort Lauderdale, Pelican Cove--

what's the difference?

I'm with my best girl.

I'd party with you anywhere.

Aw, I'm glad you feel that way, Kevin.

You know, I've been wanting to talk to you.

Swell! Talk away.

I know we've been dating over a month

but I just want to know how you feel about...

Hey! Anybody know how to play the guitar?

Yeah, I do.

Swingin'!

Gosh! You look like Ricky Nelson.

And you look like Dennis the Menace.

Well, like they say-- if all else fails,

do the monkey.

Crazy.

Who needs high heels when you can have high hair?

I guess we know who's responsible

for depleting the ozone layer.

Yeah, you know, I'd have to admit

this '60s thing is kind of keen.

So how about you and Ted?

I know, not only am I dating a surfer

but when he says, "Golly," I don't want to hurl.

Yeah. What is it about this place?

I was all set for some out-of-control partying

but for some reason, all I want to do is have...

Good, clean fun?

Exactly!

So you had a chance to talk to Kevin yet?

No. Every time I bring up the subject

he decides to either give a concert or learn a new dance.

Yeah, his Pelican Stomp is the wiggiest.

Well, tonight at the clam bake

I'm going to take him on a romantic moonlit walk

and figure out exactly where we are in this relationship.

That is, if I can get my hair through the door.

( limbo music playing )

Hey, Morgan, you want to go hike up to the cliff

watch the waves break?

Oh, I can't leave now.

I'm tied for first place in the limbo contest.

Golly! You sure are cute.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?

Like my arms?

And still, I'm not gagging.

Now, think hard.

Do any of you remember climbing out of a pod?

Well, we've finally got a chance to be alone.

Kevin, can I ask you something?

Sure, but I want to ask you something, too.

You go first.

How do you sleep with that hairdo?

Kevin, we need to talk about our relationship.

I'm not sure how you feel about us.

Well, I'll tell you exactly how I feel.

( pop ballad plays )

I like to think about you

You like to think about me

We're just like birds of a feather

'Cause we're having so much fun together

I'm going to kill my aunts for this.

We have fun, it's true

In everything we say and do

But a girl really needs to know

If a guy's just a friend or if he's her beau

That's why I like to think about you

And you like to think about me

Rain or shine, in any kind of weather

You and I are having fun

Together.

Kevin, that was a blast

but not particularly informative.

Hey, look!

Some crazy kids are starting a hula hoop contest!

Let's get lost!

Well, we may not be defining our relationship

but at least I know what "hang ten" means now.

Isn't surfing nifty?

The niftiest.

Hey, Josh!

Wow! That was the living end.

I think I'm ready to surf solo now.

But, Roxie, chicks don't surf.

Why not?

They're just supposed to sit

on their guys' board and look good.

Oh, really? Well, for your information

this chick's not a hood ornament.

That's one kooky gal.

Hello, ladies.

You shouldn't expose that lovely skin

to the harmful rays of the sun.

If you're interested in sunblock, I'm holding.

( giggling )

Hello, there.

Ow, this isn't hair-- it's the Washington Monument.

Hey, nice parapets.

Thanks. I work out.

So where's the queen of your castle?

I don't know; Morgan was supposed to meet me here

a half hour ago, but I guess

she got tied up or lost track of time.

It's a toss-up.

Oh, my gosh!

Dig that crazy chick on the surfboard!

Everybody's gone surfin'

Surfin' USA

( music continues )

Wow!

Wow! I never knew chicks could surf.

We're kooky that way.

Maybe you can sit on my board sometime.

Groovy.

( sighs )

I can't believe we're going home tomorrow.

Me either; I hate the idea of going

to physics class Monday morning--

you know, unless I can wear clam diggers.

Yeah, it's been a pretty crazy trip.

I mean, I had fun, but it wasn't exactly

how I imagined spring break would be.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

You know what I wish?

Oh, no, you're not going to start singing, are you?

Why would I sing?

No reason.

Uh, what were you going to say?

Just that I wish Morgan and I

could've spent more time together.

I can relate.

Since we got here, Kevin and I

have spent exactly 12 watusi-free seconds alone.

And Morgan always has to be the center of attention

and that's not me.

You know, I like just walking along the beach

maybe even having an actual conversation.

Yeah, me, too.

Wow, look at that sky.

Yeah, it's beautiful.

And it's nice to have someone to watch it with.

Yeah. I wish Morgan and I could talk

the way you and I do.

Uh... maybe we should get back.

Yeah.

Or we could stay here and watch the sunset.

I like your idea better.

( slow guitar intro )

It's the end of spring break

It hurts to say good-bye

It's the end of spring break

I think I'm gonna cry

Oh

Hi.

I...

Oh, I am having so much fun this week.

Wasn't it great when we went horseback riding on the beach?

Uh, that was you and every guy on the beach but me.

Oh.

So, Roxie, where does this leave you and me?

Well, it leaves you here

and I'm catching the next wave out of town.

( sighs ) ( sighs )

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

We've all had a blast

On the surf and the sand

We'll be back next year

'Cause our boards don't work on land.

Come on, baby, let's dance the night...

Sabrina, I just want to tell you

that I feel like we've gotten a lot closer this week.

I'm really glad you're my girlfriend.

Hold me tight...

Girlfriend?

Well, do we have to put labels on our relationship?

Well, no, I guess not.

But maybe we should talk about it.

I was kind of hoping that we could...

Do the Mashed Potato? That'd be swell.

What it means to lose contol

Rock me, baby

It's so easy, let me

Show you how it's done

You can twist and shout

Let's have a little fun...

You were wrong, Salem.

That movie was adorable.

Well, it's like I always say:

There's nothing better than good, clean fun.

Frankie, you're back!

You bet I am.

Come on, girls.

Let's do the swim.

Come on, baby, let's dance the night

Rock me, baby

We snuggle up close and...

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