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There's a problem between men and women.

And don't tell me that there is no problem.

The problem is that...

we keep forgetting that we are different.

We have different bodies, different voices

and a different outlook towards life.

And the truth is that...

both of us are different species.

No, I'm not taking this too far.

We're not the same species.

Definitely not.

We just come together

for two silly reasons

love and sex.

There has to be a third reason

of why we come together.

It can't be just sex and...

what's the other reason?

Oh yeah... love.

If we run out of these reasons

we just don't need each other at all.

We're just happy with our own species.

Let me tell you something...

a few might agree with this and a few might not.

Well...

the ones that find love and sex within their own species

are happier than the ones

who look for love and sex from the other species.

That's the main problem.

We can't expect the other specie to behave like us

and think like us.

Just because they love us.

It's not possible.

Why is that so?

Boys and girls are*

Different? Of course.

That's why there's an attraction.

There are some who get attracted to the same sex

but that's another topic.

But of course, we behave differently.

When we have a problem, we look for a solution.

We don't try to figure out how it started or who started it

or when will it start again after solving it.

They have too many questions

and before they get answers for them,

they come up with new questions.

How do we deal with it?

You might think that I have all the answers.

I wish I did

but let me tell you

that I've learnt the hard way.

We can sit and chat for hours.

We can spend quality time with each other.

We can casually have lunch together

or meet over a coffee.

Two men can never bond over a meal like us.

They're always engaged in a serious discussion

as if they're working on a big business deal.

What is it? What are you looking at?

Have you ever seen two men

sitting in a restaurant like us?

Relaxed and...

enjoying their lunch?

Sanju!

My sixth sense says that you were talking about us.

That's presumptuous of you.

But I'm right, am I not?

Well... we weren't really talking about you.

We were generally speaking...

about men.

What do you have to say about men?

I have a question.

Do you always exit from your business meetings

to chat with beautiful women? Or is this your style?

You answered your question when you called yourself "beautiful."

I like your confidence.

Right.

Nice, but is it a business meeting?

We're here for a meeting.

Although he's a friend, we're not going to sit and have lunch

in an expensive restaurant.

We'd rather have beer at home.

That's what we were talking about.

Why is it weird for two men

to casually bond over lunch?

I guess, it's not part of our primal instinct.

Why will we take the effort to visit a fancy restaurant with a man?

If it was a date with a beauty like you...

As I said, it's not part of our primal instinct.

Why do women visit the restroom together?

Or with someone else?

Can't you go by yourself?

I can understand if two guys go together

because we stand besides each other.

How can you even think of something like that?

I like speaking about the things

that people least expect to hear.

The problem with all relationships

is that people don't say

what the other person wants to hear.

Please elaborate.

Just imagine that we're living in together.

And you come home really tired

after a hectic day at work.

This is how it would go with a typical guy.

I've got so much to do.

I don't know from where to begin.

Just relax.

Do you mind?

I love my job.

Why do you always think that my job is not important?

It's just that I'm overloaded with work.

So, don't take on so much, honey.

Do you think I can't handle it?

Do you think I'm incapable?

Oh, God! Mom's calling.

I was supposed to meet her,

It slipped my mind.

It's okay, she'll understand, she's your mom.

So should I take her for granted?

Just like the way you do.

Do you even know what she's going through?

Seriously, stop it. You're biting my head off.

Because you're not listening to me.

How can you say that?

He was listening to her.

Oh, really?

Be honest.

Isn't that how you would react?

He's good and funny,

what's his name by the way?

Sanju.

See how I react to this situation.

I've got so much to do, I don't know from where to begin.

I'm overloaded with work.

My head is aching.

Mom's calling.

I was supposed to meet her. It slipped my mind.

What do I do now?

I love how you have...

all the answers for me.

He didn't say anything. He just listened to her.

But she thought he said the right things to her.

Basically, she didn't want him to say anything.

She just wanted him to listen to her

while she poured her heart out.

Men don't understand this.

They say the wrong things

at the wrong time.

He does, apparently.

What's the catch?

Married?

In a relationship?

Why are you still single?

I just moved here for an assignment from New York.

I haven't had the time to breathe

or meet anyone since a long time.

Basically,

we're the first hot girls you've met.

So you left your friend high and dry.

Come here, dude.

Wait a minute, sometime back you said he was Rajeev?

I must say you're quite sharp. You are attentive too.

Yes.

Why'd you tell us the wrong name then? Why would you lie?

Girls at a bar who give their right name and number

at the start.

What if you turn out to be weird later?

What makes you think I'm not?

What makes you think Mahesh is his real name?

I was feeling awkward out there.

I finished reading all my messages,

all my e-mails and all my social media feed.

I just didn't know how much more should I keep myself busy.

I just waited for him to come back to his seat

and that's when you called me here.

So we know that Mahesh is your real name.

Or is it something else?

Maybe they have fake names for bars,

which they use all the time.

I wish I was meeting a lot women at the bars to use all the fake names.

I wish that would happen.

I did not know that corporate men

have such an amazing sense of humor.

What kind of men have a good sense of humor?

Sure.

It's just been five minutes since we met

and we've become friends.

The faster we make friends,

the faster we lose them.

That's true.

This is the reason

why relationships don't last long.

Because nowadays we're connected

in many more ways.

Unlike before, where we used to take many years to get connected.

Earlier, you had to wait for the entire day

to meet someone and share your feelings.

And today,

you can share every moment while it's happening.

We still have so many things to talk about

when you meet the person.

Because we're connected in every way possible.

How much time do we have?

We've just met.

No. We've met before.

When was that?

I was in your school.

Obviously, you won't remember me.

We were in the same school but in different classes.

Every boy fell in love with Tammy Prakash.

Seriously?

As if you didn't know.

I did... It's nice to hear it again.

So the strange thing is...

that we've known each other since a long time

but we're chatting for the first time.

Doesn't it feel like we've actually known each other since a long time?

And you're also a smooth talker.

I'll have to be cautious with you.

Boys, please

Boys, we can't trust you forever

From your eyes, I could read your true color

You words are never sincere

You guys want one thing from a girl

It's all you desire.

Not a thing beyond that from her

Girls, please don't say that ever

One word, one woman

Where's that generation gone?

All boys are playboys for whatever reason

Your beauty, a dimension

We prefer libertarianism

We forbearers of stoicism

Love is our oxygen

You glorify elegance

But cares no inner beauty

You define love as lust

That's so funny

Pointing out things so petty

Boys, please

Dear boys

Your devilish minds

Can never know our true color

You might change colors

Our hearts are so clear

All we have to tell you girls

Just one thing

Making love alone brings hearts together

Oh, dear girls

We can't trust you forever

Tammy.

It's been six months, Tammy!

So?

Do you not trust me?

Can we not have this conversation, please?

Tammy.

It's really frustrating.

Are you saying that you'll leave me?

I'm just saying that it's really frustrating.

A relationship needs sex

to take love to the next level.

Are you trying to say that without sex

we'll hit a plateau?

Our love won't grow?

So if we have sex, we'll suddenly reach another level in our love life?

It's a natural process, right?

It happens between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.

Have you ever

had a one night stand?

Did you get close to those girls?

Hence it's called a one night stand.

But you had sex with them

and you just said that when you have sex with someone

you take love to the next level.

I see what you're doing here.

I am not doing anything.

I'm just saying what you're saying.

Why are you doing this?

Let me make it simple. When you already love someone

just like the way we love each other

and you have sex

to take love to the next level.

Can you not express if you don't have sex?

Yes.

You've been in relationships, right?

You were in love and had sex, right?

Did you breakup?

Or else, how would I be with you?

How did it happen after reaching the next level?

Did it still not work out?

There's no guarantee, honey.

Sometimes even if you try your best,

it can go wrong

or it can get better.

But it did reach a certain level, right?

Sex or love?

Both.

How is that possible?

One had to go missing.

Because if both were amazing

then I wouldn't be here, she would.

Sometimes...

love has been amazing.

And sometimes, the sex.

Never both?

I'm hoping it will be now.

I told you don't quote me dialogues from the movies.

What is it that you really want?

Tell me. Have both ever been amazing?

It was once upon a time.

Just once?

Sadly, just once.

Then what happened?

We started taking each other for granted.

We started arguing over small things.

The love just died.

To find out whether we're good in bed and love,

we need to have sex to reach the next level?

You're not understanding me.

You're a nice guy.

Don't tell me that, "Sanju, you're a nice guy but I have to leave you."

I've heard a lot of these breakup speeches.

But I'm not breaking up with you.

I really like you.

But I'm not ready to have sex with you so soon.

How much time do you need?

Can you give me a fixed time frame?

I can't go on like this.

So you'll breakup with me

because I won't have sex with you?

It's a little embarrassing for me.

We're in a relationship since the last six months

and we still haven't had sex!

Hence, I want to breakup.

So you're ashamed of what your friends will say!

What will you tell your friends?

There's this woman called Tammy.

I'm dating her since the last six months.

I haven't been able to score with her.

Yes. You're right.

Tammy, I don't understand you.

You don't understand me.

I thought we were so connected.

That is something I don't understand about you.

Why don't you want to do it?

Ishaan... was your ex-boyfriend, right?

Was it the same with him?

Listen to me.

Ishaan told me that...

you guys had sex after three months.

What's this! Why do you have so many rules with me?

That idiot! He talks nonsense.

Is there a rule that because I supposedly had sex with him

after three months, I have to have it with you too?

Or because you're better looking than him and a smooth talker,

I should have had sex with you in two months or a month?

Tammy! You've just taken this conversation to the next level.

I thought you wanted to reach the next level with me?

This is the only level you're reaching with me, Sanju.

All this while, you've got me all wrong!

This conversation has gone to all the wrong places.

What?

Have you told your friends

that we've already done it?

Yes, you have.

No, I haven't.

You can tell them whatever you want.

Maybe I'll agree with them and say, "Yes, we've done it."

And I'll say that you are like...

Maggie 2-minute noodles.

So, honey...

we've done it and you were awful.

This news will spread faster

than anything else.

Tammy.

You'll ruin my reputation.

And moreover, it's not true.

What about my rumors? Is that okay?

What about my reputation?

Tammy, I didn't say anything bad about you.

In fact, I said good things about you.

Wow! I got Sanju's seal of approval

of how good I am in bed.

Listen to me, Tammy.

You know the truth.

I just felt hurt when I heard from Ishaan.

I don't want to fight with you.

This is not 'us.'

I didn't think 'us' meant lying or discussing

our relationship with others either.

Fair enough, I won't say anything about you.

Just take back what you said.

What?

Tell everyone that the things you said about me are not true.

They'll think I'm a loser.

Is it okay if they think I'm a slut?

No one thinks like that.

Just because you've slept with me doesn't make you a slut.

We have not slept together. What's wrong with you?

Have you started believing your own lies?

I really liked you.

I really liked you too.

So, this is it?

I guess it is.

I didn't want it to end like this.

I didn't want it to end.

I really liked you.

I liked you too.

Don't leave your stuff here.

My path was lonely

The journey

Before knowing you

Lonely will be my path

From now on

The journey without you

It's a weird feeling

A wonderful memory

An aching wound every moment

Don't need anybody

When I've got my own back

That will be enough

My path was lonely

On the journey

Before I met you

I didn't say anything about him to anyone.

I'm not so mean.

But, I'm sure I kept him guessing

about when I'll say it.

I'm just a little mean.

Tammy, let me tell you something.

I don't... blame Sanju.

Strangely, neither do I.

Isn't it? Let me tell you something more.

I don't blame Ishaan either.

What do you mean by that?

You dated him for six months

and you didn't do anything.

What did you expect from him?

So does that give him the right to talk about me?

You're hot, fashionable and a diva.

Isn't it obvious?

This is not about the way I look. It's about his lie.

Is there some rule that hot girls are supposed to behave differently?

Just because I'm fashion conscious

should I be doing it with every guy I date?

Something's wrong with you.

You know what I'm saying.

At least, do it with one of them. Tammy!

I'm not ready.

What are you waiting for?

You know...

even I don't believe that you've not done it as yet.

What's there in it to not believe?

-Let me tell you something. -Tell me.

It's not that I have a problem with it.

So then why haven't you done it till now?

Just haven't found anyone deserving enough to do it with.

Is this some trophy that you're giving away?

That you want to find the most deserving candidate?

I'd say don't wait anymore.

When I'm sharing myself with someone, he has to be someone

with whom I can share mind, body, soul and feelings.

Someone deserving and special.

You can share your heart and soul with someone.

I'm a little romantic that way.

That's not romantic. That's being old-fashioned.

Whatever you want to call it.

In fact, not even old-fashioned... I'm sure in the good old days

they did it a lot more.

-Is it? -Of course.

In those days, they had no internet

and no social media.

They had more time for sex.

Does that mean that we're doing it less today?

Because we spend more time on social media?

Not really. Social media is a great place

to find interesting people.

Please don't remind me of that fiasco.

I'm never going down that road again.

It's just boring if a girl like you isn't doing it.

That's the wrong route. This way.

Now you're guiding me. Let's go.

The point is that...

it's not old fashioned to not do it

but it's just boring.

It's not boring and I have had a lot of fun, okay.

Okay, listen.

If you haven't had an orgasm

you haven't had a lot of fun.

Okay, do you understand that?

But seriously... coming back to Ishaan and Sanju.

-What? -How could they behave like this?

Guys feel unaccomplished

if they don't do it.

So lying about it is an accomplishment?

Does that mean that every guy I've ever dated

has told all his friends about me?

Pretty much.

-Yes. -I wonder what they must be saying.

You want to know what they're saying about you

when you've not done it with them

-and when you know they're lying? -Yes.

Did you date Ashish ever?

-Sure. -Let's try.

So I am simply amazing in bed.

I'd take that as a compliment.

But I really want to know

how you've become like this?

What if you were from a conservative family?

'Conservative' girls are the opposite of conservative.

That's so true.

But with a cool dad

how did you turn out like this? So conservative.

You're right.

My dad did bring me up very differently.

You know when you're living away

from your loved ones and your country.

You tend to hold on to things from your country.

Even though I'm brought up in London

I'm brought up with Indian values.

We follow traditional values here.

And people back home

are rushing towards western values.

I have to thank my dad for keeping me so rooted to my tradition.

Prakash, the first time I came to this house you said that

one day all three of us will come here together with our daughter.

You like the name I guess?

I knew you'd love it

because your mother chose it for you.

She isn't with us now.

I can't take her place.

Starting today, I'm your mom and dad.

I'm going to...

try my best to ensure that you don't miss your mother.

Although, I don't remember that moment,

Dad always described that moment so beautifully.

I remember it as if it was my memory and not his.

In order to keep his promises,

he made so many sacrifices and created a beautiful world for me.

Your arrival

Colored my life

Your little trinkets

Tinkle in my heart

Your noise of happiness Fills my space

Just like my mother

And your mother

You've come down to earth like a princess

You've made my life

Joyous forever

You came into world

I give my life to you

As a white paper

Keep the word dad with you

You brought spring

Into my life

I shall stand by you

My heart is filled with joy

Brimming with happiness

You've just grownup

Into a beautiful woman

You taught new movements

To your feet

A bright new sparkle

Shines in your eye

Tammy, are you okay?

Why did you go grocery shopping when I'm not well?

I just had to pick up something.

Dad! Couldn't you do this later? You're so irritating.

You brought spring

Into my life

I shall stand by you

My heart is filled with joy

Brimming with happiness

You've have grown up into A beautiful princess

A princess

You taught new movements to your feet

-A bright new sparkle -Daddy, leave me alone

-Shines in your eye -I'm not feeling well.

My life is dedicated to you

Only for you

You're the cause of my existence

On earth

Let me be the skies

Above your head

I shall cover

You forever

Need some help?

Wash the veggies.

What kind of a father makes his daughter work when she's not well?

Nothing's happened to you.

I know it.

I thought you'll pamper me.

It's soon going to be time for you to pamper me.

Isn't it?

Don't lecture me on how I've grown up now, please.

You grew up when you were six.

What?

Be ready at 6.30 p.m.

Calling me daddy

You've grown up

Enough to pamper me

There's a mother in every girl

Your love proved it to me

Which is the most beautiful flower here?

Your first instinct would be

to go for the one that looks better.

It is the same thing with boys.

Just because you look good, they'll be attracted to you.

But, always go for the boy

who goes for what's inside of you and not for how you look.

How will I ever know which boy is going for my looks

or choosing me for who I am?

If you don't go for his looks

you will know.

I say this again, Dad.

Not for too long.

I want you to have your first drink with me.

Do you want me to get smashed on my first drink?

I want you to try all this with me first.

We'll have, whatever you like.

How do you know I haven't tried it as yet?

Try it.

I'll have my favorite. Whiskey!

-What? -I was hoping you'd hate the taste.

Dad, I'm your daughter.

I will have similar tastes like you.

Is this wine?

This is so good!

This is vodka, right?

It has no taste.

It takes the taste of whatever you mix with it.

Too filling, but very tasty.

I'll settle for wine today.

Where to?

Dad, you're smoking?

Can I really try it?

You didn't cough, have you tried it before?

I've tried it many times.

-How did you find it? -I hated it.

I thought you didn't like it?

I hate it but who gets a chance

to smoke with their father?

It's still awful.

I'm going to miss you, dear.

Dad, my college is just two hours away.

I'll be back every month during the weekends.

Or you'll be there to see me, right?

I've dreaded a few days in your life, this is one of them.

And the rest?

What if I am?

I want you to set the limits with him.

If a man genuinely loves you, he'll let you set the limits.

What limits?

-Dad! -Others will misguide you.

As a father, I've to guide you in the right way.

And when you do find someone who loves you

don't try and compare him with me.

Why are you laughing?

Daughters always try and compare their men with their fathers.

It's not the fault of the poor guys.

You were perfect since the day you were born

you don't need all this.

If you get one, so will I.

Dad! You're not cool enough to carry off a tattoo.

-Don't challenge me. -Dad!

The biggest grouse all boys and men

-have against girls and women. -Is it a tattoo?

Let me complete.

You were saying, "the biggest grouse that boys and men

have against girls and women is..."

That girls control everything.

When to kiss and when not to, when to do it

and when not to. Everything is controlled by the girl.

And any boy or man who doesn't let you control that..

is just not worth it.

This is the best father-daughter relationship I've seen.

You guys talk about anything and everything.

Dad! You have to understand that just because I'm away from you

doesn't mean I'll go totally wild.

I could have done that here.

Actually, you don't have a reason to worry at all.

It's just the sense of freedom and liberation

when you're away from your parents.

You might look at me as being a generation behind you.

Whatever you can even think of doing, I've already done it.

I'm actually a generation ahead of you.

So, let me do it too.

I'll learn from my own mistakes.

Why should you make the same mistakes like me?

Make new ones.

Uncle, can I say something?

My parents have just separated.

My mom is single, please give her a call.

A bright new sparkle shines

I breathe in life

Only for you

You're the cause of my Existence on the earth

Let me be the skies Above your head

I shall cover you forever

I present my life to you

As a clean paper

Keep the word

Dad for yourself

You brought spring

Into my life

I shall stand by you

We only rebel against our parents

when they're there.

It has its own charm.

Unfortunately, I didn't get time to rebel against my dad.

While he was there, I was too busy enjoying my time with him.

Once he was gone

I did not want to do anything to upset him and his memories.

On his birthday or mine, I go to the bar just like I went with him.

You touched my heart

As a blessing to me

I present my life to you

As a white paper

Write down the word dad on it

You brought spring

Into my life

I shall stand by you

Let's sit here.

She left her phone.

One woman ordered for so many drinks?

Forget it. He'll feel bad.

Life is too short.

You don't get a second chance.

So when life gives you a shot. Take it.

Or lose it forever.

Sometimes you accidentally meet someone

and you hit it off really well.

More than hitting it off

it's like you meet someone who understands you.

We always happen to meet that one person in our life.

It always feels like it's one person

but actually we meet quite a few people

whom we feel connected with.

Then we fight with them and breakup.

We meet some more people.

And we get the same feeling of being connected.

We feel that they are the best

and that we've never connected with anyone like that before.

Actually, wait.

Doesn't that also happen with you?

Krish...

I felt connected to him from the moment I met him.

Actually, it was more than a connection.

He actually understood me.

Like no one else.

Sorry, that's mine!

I don't see your name written on it?

So, you're walking away with the hot coffee?

I just didn't want to spend time arguing over a cup of coffee.

I can't believe I'm going in for an arranged marriage.

I can't believe my parents are making me do this.

Sanju and an arranged marriage?

There's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage.

At least, you know the girl is from a good family.

She'd have good values, who wouldn't want that?

Is this a case of having a good time? But when it comes to marriage

you want good values and want to forget about the time?

What about the time when you had none?

Hold on.

The past is gone.

What's important is how we connect with each other.

What would you like to have?

I'll have a vodka with Diet Coke.

In case, any of my friends or parents see me

they'll think it's Coke.

Why can't you drink openly?

I am drinking openly.

You don't like me drinking?

I don't mind.

As a wife, will you have a problem if I drink?

I think...

you're the perfect blend of Indian and modern tradition.

Just what a guy like me is looking for.

But how do I know if you're just the kind of guy

I'm looking for?

If you're looking for that guy

who will let you drink vodka...

A strange thing happened with me today, I won a first class ticket.

But I saw you in the economy class.

-Listen, what's your name? -Krish.

Krish.

No one wins a ticket on one airline

while traveling on another one. I've never heard of that.

I'm flattered, that's a nice try.

If you check your phone, you would've got a message from your credit card.

I made them refund the amount to you.

I did keep the ticket as this was an earlier flight.

It's okay.

This show-off act wasn't impressive.

That is the last thing I wanted to do.

Don't mind if I take this with me.

They don't serve good stuff back there.

What's your name?

Tammy.

You're making me sound like a soda.

I did not think that a guy opting for an arranged marriage

will be so open.

I didn't think about it.

What type of a girl opts for an arranged marriage?

Instead of making assumptions about someone

we should just accept people for who they are

that would be so much better.

What happened?

My words reminded me

of how I used to be.

How were you?

I wasn't like this, I used to be different.

How different were you?

It's been a while now.

It's like... when you're talking about something to someone

and someone else pops up in your head.

So did you two finally do it or not?

You're pretty direct.

It's obvious from what you said that you guys did not.

I'm not discussing my past.

Everybody discusses it

with the next person that they are about to kiss.

I do not.

It's you, again?

You gave up your first class seat

to sit next to me? This is getting really creepy.

Before you judge me again,

my aunt was sitting here.

I didn't realize, she was on the same flight

till I saw you head back. Once I saw her

I possibly couldn't sit in the first class and make her sit in the economy class.

Seriously?

Are you not lying to sit next to me?

You're very pretty.

But you're not that pretty to get me to sit on these seats for eight hours.

They'll still serve us the good stuff here like the first class.

Maybe this flight...

won't be that long.

You're certainly a charmer, aren't you?

If only you could cut down the show-off part a bit.

Why do women always try and change a man?

It's not changing him, but improving him.

Have I got something on my face?

No. You just agreed with that?

No arguing?

What you said makes sense.

So why argue?

-One thing is clear. -What?

You're just agreeing with everything I'm saying

or we're getting along really well.

Just because two people agree with each other

doesn't mean they'll get along well.

Agreeing with someone is also not that difficult

if you actually listen to what the person is saying.

But most men are busy thinking about something else

while they pretend to listen.

I wonder what do they think about.

As if you don't know about it.

About that?

-Really? -Absolutely.

-Doesn't that bore you? -Not at all.

A man can think about sex in the day or at night. In the car or in a plane.

No matter what you girls think,

we can only connect to sex.

No girl thinks like that.

Of course, not. But a guy always thinks like that.

So are you hearing my thoughts now?

I will slap you so hard.

After living in London, why don’t you wear western attire?

What does attire have to do with the way a person is?

My parents had their way of bringing me up

and I could either rebel against them

or listen to them for certain things.

And then do exactly what I want.

And what does that mean?

You really think I'm going to tell you everything about myself?

About my affairs?

Everything?

If we girls did that

no one would marry us.

Tell me, try and be honest with me

and see if I can handle it.

Honesty and confessions are only meant for the church

in front of God, not to your potential husband.

Will you be honest with me after marriage?

As much as you will.

How will you know I'm being honest?

How will you know I'm being honest?

I don't know about marriage

I think this is the start of a wonderful friendship.

I haven't asked my parents to introduce me to friends

and increase my friends' list.

I've got Facebook for that.

And of course, there's always hope and anticipation in his questions.

How?

When a man says, "Let's meet for coffee." What does he mean?

"Forget the coffee, let's just do it."

Why can't they just say what they feel?

Seriously?

Society would be the most chaotic place, if we said whatever we felt.

Or the most peaceful. Or maybe the most peaceful.

Okay, then let's do this.

Say what you're feeling right now, no filters.

-About? -Me, who else?

-No, I can't. -Why?

Because it might just be exactly what you want to hear

and it's too early for you to hear that.

-Are you blushing?

This is so adorable but...

You don't want to say what you feel

because you want to be a lady.

And ladies don't talk in a particular manner, right?

That's against what you said about people speaking out their minds.

So, people can't be direct.

You can't be direct.

Isn't it?

I think you're hot and fun to talk too.

I wish you were younger.

And of course, I wish you were not married.

And I wish I would just shut up.

Maybe I should stop drinking.

I'm flattered

and this is my protection.

Protection?

Well, it keeps the women

that I don't want, far away from me.

And just brings the ones I really want, close to me.

So you're not married?

I'm divorced.

So why are you still wearing the ring?

We haven't announced the divorce yet.

Why is that so?

My wife is also a director on the board of a few of my companies.

So we're just finalizing everything.

We don't want to shake the shareholder's confidence.

So we've kept it a secret.

Which company?

A few.

What's the name? I might have heard of them.

Aegis Yarns.

Aegis Yarns.

Not up to your mark.

So how much has your ex-wife ripped you for?

It's a valid question that will be out once the divorce happens.

You don't want to know about what happened

but you want to know about the amount.

Okay. What happened?

Long story short.

We grew apart and she's not the person I married.

She never gave a damn about money

or the trappings of it.

So what's her story?

Neither have I understood her growth

nor am I jealous of the attention she's getting.

Are you sure?

Absolutely.

What about kids?

I have a daughter.

All the good men are either married,

gay or taken.

That's the older version.

They need to add 'divorced with a child' to that list.

So, we all come with some baggage, right?

You have a heavy baggage, my friend.

I wish I'd met you earlier.

I would have been too young for you.

Not that I'm not too young for you already.

But now, it's okay.

It would've been okay, if you weren't married

and didn't have a child.

I need to shut up now.

At what point in time of an arranged marriage meeting

does one say, ''yes, I like this guy or girl?"

Then I say "Yes."

Okay, so what's my score?

You keep fluctuating, dude.

What did I say that got me minus points?

Okay, seriously.

Had you scored me an eight, I'd have accepted it happily.

That is for most of the girls.

Do you realize that we've been talking nonstop for six hours?

Seriously?

I thought I'd sleep on this flight.

So did I.

I want to see you sleep on these seats, Mr. First Class.

Come on, I'm not as spoilt as you're making me out to be.

Go on.

Stop staring at me.

I am not staring at you.

You are. I can sense you looking at me.

I hope he doesn't misunderstand this.

Did you understand what I was thinking?

This is so freaky. Please stop looking at me. What are you thinking anyway?

Just that you are really beautiful.

Very pretty.

Can I give you my number?

You're the one

I found

My destiny

I'm bound to reach

Dreams coming true

Meeting you

Like a stream on its path

Realizing my dream

Love found me

Without a sign

My life takes a turn around

Love found me

Without a sign

Welcome into my world

You're the one I found

My destiny

I'm bound to reach

Dreams coming true

Meeting you

Like a stream on its path

This love undying

Time never ending

Live every moment

With you

You and I in the heaven on earth

Giving rise to new hope

Being a part of my world

Don't ever quit on me

Love found me

Without a sign

My life takes a turn around

Love found me

My life takes a turn around

Want to spend all life with you

Share every moment

I found my world in you

Into happiness until forever

Love found me

Love found me

Without a sign

Love found me

Love finds me

My life takes a turn around

How come you're so patient with me?

I'm in it for the long haul, that's why.

I've told you there is no long haul with me. We can never be together.

So what have you been doing with me all this while?

What are you doing with me now?

But I can't be weak anymore.

What's wrong with us?

Nothing.

So then?

I'm really sorry I led you on. But I told you all along that

this will not work and that you will end up getting hurt.

Yes, you did.

But I guess I was confident about my love.

Krish.

I wish you were younger

or at least not divorced

and with a child.

I want to have my own children. We never discussed that.

And about kids, one will be mine and the other will not be mine.

Even if you are okay with it but...

I want to see what's out there.

I'm still young. All these responsibilities

I don't think I can manage it.

Tell me what you don't like about me?

Nothing at all.

Just that I don't love you as much you love me.

I really respect the fact that you never pushed me

but you waited patiently.

I should have pushed you more.

Even though everything is going right between us,

when I think about it, everything feels wrong.

You know that doesn't make any sense

but somehow, it still does.

I know I might never get anyone who loves me so much.

I know.

Nor will I get someone as understanding as you.

I know this too.

Are you cursing me?

Of course I am, what do you think?

You'll leave me and I'll be okay with it?

Why did you have to complicate things and fall in love with me?

Why can't you just be my friend?

Why did I get weak?

It's called love.

Guys are softer and weaker than women.

We write the best love songs

and the best love poems.

We also cry more

while you are just the cause and the inspiration.

It's not always my fault.

But when you're by yourself,

you just want to be true.

It's very rare for a woman

to accept her mistake.

When she does, a man feels so bad

that he just feels like telling her

that it's not her fault at all. Don't look sad, I can't see you like this.

And being true to myself,

I have to say that sometimes my species can be mean too.

I hated myself for leading him on

and to initiate the breakup too.

Sometimes we all hate women.

We just feel like screaming and running away from them.

But this is not one of those moments.

This is one of those times when she really melts your heart.

When you just want to hear

and tell her that everything will be alright.

Just hold her tight and tell her

that don't be so down and out.

Because I can't see you like that.

I never said I'm perfect

and I never said I have all the answers.

Didn't I say that I also made some mistakes?

I know one thing, no one can ever love me as much as Krish did.

I hope he forgives me and I hope time heals everything.

Will I ever find love again?

This is the most boring bachelor party ever.

Come on Sanju, let's get the party started.

I am so done with all of this, running behind girls.

Right now, it's the quietest ever bachelor party.

You're not married as yet.

There's no harm in having fun, go ahead with those girls.

Yes, she's been waiting for me

all her life, right? Stupid!

Maybe I should become a nun.

What happened to you?

I was watching Sapnay last night.

The Kajol, Arvind Swamy and Prabhudeva movie.

She listens to her heart and becomes a nun.

She's followed her heart in real life too.

She married Ajay Devgun and has lovely children.

I'm just fed up of guys.

Everyone comes with some problem or issue.

Yes, we are so perfect.

Simple and without any complications.

Why can't they behave like us?

That's the problem with us.

No matter how many pretty girls are out there.

We only concentrate on the girl right in front of us.

I think let's go hit the pier party.

Let's go.

Come on.

Someone's left a shirt here.

Relax.

Don't get excited.

It's boys looking to get drunk and have one night stands.

Is that what you're looking for?

Well... I'm not interested.

Guys, I left my T-shirt.

I'll get it for you.

You forgot your T-shirt after your first drink.

By the time this ends, it'll be your pants.

That's my friend's T-shirt.

Someone is throwing a party at the pier, and everyone's invited.

Someone must be really happy.

And rich too.

If it is, I'm certainly not going.

Okay, but let's go and see what is it.

You enjoy. I'm going.

When's the wedding?

Oh that, I'm not getting married, we called it off.

After that speech, you called it off?

We called it off before I got here.

But it was too late to cancel the bachelor party.

So we came here to celebrate the breakup.

Nice. He's celebrating his 40th year of marriage

and you're celebrating a broken engagement.

This is so you.

Please don't start it.

Sounds bad, but it's not that bad if you hear what happened.

-Go on, I'm listening. -So...

Sweet, then what happened?

Wait, maybe I need to say 'Hi' to Prachiti first.

What the hell is going on here?

If I leave you alone for five minutes

you go back to the past?

Awesome.

He was just telling me why he broke up with his fiancé.

He's the bachelor party guy!

Shut up! He was at the most interesting part. Continue.

Who was not happy?

That's not what happened.

Then?

We won't have children at least for five years.

Because you want to have kids now?

So that's why you broke up?

Yes, after a point, I want to.

But that's not the reason why we broke up.

Why did you open a girl's drawer?

You should never do that.

Don't look into a girl's purse, drawer,

cell phone or wardrobe.

Yeah, terrible. I'm glad you left him.

I'm so glad I did.

What!

Not you. I looked in the drawer.

So that's why you broke up

because she's all kinky and wild?

No.

Then what's the reason?

We're not cutting to any other flashback. So, don't get excited.

It's just that everything about this girl was a lie.

She lived one life for her parents

and lived another one for me.

I didn't know who she really was.

I don't think she knew it either.

I can't marry someone like that.

So I called it off.

How did she react?

So you decided to come here

with your friends and enjoy.

Nice plan.

But now, no one will go back to the past.

I am not interested in your friends

and she is not your rebound girl either.

Nice meeting you. Bye.

Let's go, Tammy.

Don't mind her.

You've been through many relationships.

A non sexual one with me, sexual relationships with others

and so on.

Yet you're alone,

you know why?

Because you think you know a girl after being intimate with her.

But you don't know what her expectations are or what her personality is.

If we would have made an effort to know each other

then probably we wouldn't be alone right now.

It's so strange

we haven't met or spoken to each other for years.

And now...

I can keep talking and listening to you.

Even though she is threatening me. Yes, tell me.

I guess our equation is like an old pair of jeans.

No matter what it's always comfortable.

How many days do you have?

What's wrong here?

Standing here and talking to you.

That's wrong.

What's wrong... with our generation?

Look at them and look at us.

Well, earlier you made fun of me

because you felt my values belonged to that generation.

I'm glad that you've changed the way you think.

What's wrong here?

Why do our relationships not last at all?

One of my friends is actually developing a divorce app.

I'm sure it will do well because of our times.

As always, once we start talking we'll never stop. So, let's stop here.

Give me two days.

What?

Give me two days to woo you.

Let's just spend time together.

Let's try and see if we can make it work.

Let's do it the old fashioned way.

Their way.

Your way.

Mine didn't work, now let's try this.

Another way, as I always say.

You can't get different results

by doing the same thing.

We got to do different things

to get different results.

If I don't manage to woo you in two days.

You can go your way,

and I'll go my way.

Let me think about it.

In their time

a girl would never say "yes" immediately.

You have to pursue her, understand that.

Her "maybe" could be a "yes."

Try it that way.

Maybe he's taking the old fashioned thing very seriously with a handwritten note.

Nowadays, guys are sending rose emojis on WhatsApp,

rather than giving real flowers.

What's this?

We just don't enjoy what's in front of us.

We're too busy going for images and texts on a screen

that are represented by emojis.

I'll switch off my phone.

I don't understand this fascination

of uploading pictures of food on social media.

Just eat your food and enjoy it.

Why should I care what you've eaten?

Actually, a picture of an empty plate

would say a lot more.

Long time, my love

Found me after long

I'm all smiles

Join hands with me

Wonder all this time

What made me stay

Just discovered myself

Unreachable to myself

You'd be half of me

Welcome with love

We're finally one

Let us celebrate our love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

The beginning of our love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

What if we fight a lot?

What if we just can't get along?

There's always a solution to every problem.

Today, we tend to end relationships

because we know there is an option.

This option didn't exist earlier.

So no one thought about it.

Maybe they were in unhappy relationships or marriages.

You can never be happy with anyone all the time.

I'm sure there will be ups and downs

in every relationship.

But we got to ensure that we don't use the exit option.

But what if the person wants to leave

and doesn't want to stay anymore? You can't force them to stay.

Obviously, we can't force them.

What do we do then?

Then just turn on the charm again.

Start from scratch.

When the doors are closed

Love is not found

When it's the right time

Love is found all around

Some day

It will surprise us

I see it coming right this moment

In our lives

You are a part of me now

Welcome to you with love

We're finally one

Let us celebrate our love

It's the festival of love

The festival of love

Who are you?

Who are you?

What have you done with Sanju?

If you were so mature and understanding

when we were in love,

I would never have left you.

But you were just one horny little thing

who had only one thing on his mind.

First of all,

you didn't leave me, I left you.

Had I been so mature then we wouldn't have been through

whatever we had in these last few years.

We would not have met the people we did.

We would not have had such experiences.

Sliding doors.

Sliding doors?

Every step, every decision we take or don't take

alters our lives.

When you come up to the door of the train and miss that train,

it's not just the train that you've missed

but a whole path of life that you could have taken.

Tammy.

Had we stayed together

how do you think we would've been today?

Married and probably with children.

So is there anyone that you've met

and regretted not being with?

Yeah, just one person.

Would you want to miss his train or mine?

If I think of the time I met you. Then it's yours.

But today, this new version of yourself

is letting you have a slight chance.

Just a slight chance?

Don't give me a heart attack.

How do I know for how long this new version of Sanju will last?

Have you had breakfast with a girl

that you've not slept with?

Is this the first time?

No, Tammy.

I've had breakfast with you many times before.

I was all alone till yesterday

I was all alone till yesterday

Wonder how that felt

I discovered myself in you

All I see in me is you

You'd be half of me

Welcome you with love

We're finally one

Let us celebrate our love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love

My ex fiancé used to have a rating system.

She would say that,

when someone reached a 10 on 10,

she would say a "yes" to that guy.

And she slipped out from the 10 on 10?

That was pretty fast.

So where am I

on the 10 on 10 with you right now?

Don't sell yourself so hard, Sanju.

When it has to happen, it will happen.

This is life.

It's not a film where a dramatic moment

will come in and the heroine will suddenly realize

that he is the one for me.

And then she'll go rushing into the hero's arms?

These things don't happen in real life.

Okay, Tammy. Then how does it happen?

I don't know, it just happens.

I've had a great time with you in these two days.

But now the holidays are over and we got to get back to real life.

Switch on our phones

and just go on with reality.

So should I keep waiting for a reality to happen with you?

Should I wait for you to realize that I am the one?

I really wish that I had some answers for you.

I really wish I did,

but sadly I don't.

When life or love happens to us,

we'll know, we can't force it.

Tammy.

Before time deserts me like you

My life be on a never-ending run

A little part of it

Is still left to merge into my life

All relationships are for a short time

I'm a lifelong friend of myself

I am alone... I'm the happiness

And bliss of myself

I am alone

Can I not live alone?

Didn't I dream all alone? Until yesterday

I am alone... Can I not live alone?

Without you in the future

This is an experience and a memory

A deep wound every moment

And again

Why again?

Why do I need a partner?

I'm there for myself

Was I not alone untill I met you?

Just because you look good

they will be attracted to you.

But always go for that boy

who goes for what's inside of you

and not for how you look.

I say it again, Dad.

I did not know these things happen in real life, but my sixth sense was right.

I could feel your presence.

It's not your sixth sense, maybe you just smelt my perfume.

That is the same place.

The old man declared his love for his wife even after 40 years.

In these 40 years, I wonder what all problems

they've gone through.

Despite all that, she has not left him.

Great, isn't it?

Where am I running now?

I'm just saying that I haven't found a good reason

to stay with you for 40 years.

Do you have a good reason to not stay?

Imagine that we're married

and you're home after a hectic day.

I work hard all day and you're enjoying here?

I was taking care of our baby Sammy all day.

You know what

we are not married yet.

We don't have a daughter either.

What did you do with our daughter?

Just give me 2 minutes to show you how good our lives will be together.

So I cooked your favorite dish.

I made Sammy do her homework and put her to bed.

And I finished doing all my work from home itself.

Wait a minute, after marriage will we live in my house?

If I've to start describing the house, it'll take too long.

So I just used your house as an example.

After marriage, we will have our own house with a dog.

I don't like dogs.

Then a cat.

I'm allergic to cats.

Okay. No pets. Just you, me and our daughter.

Imagine if we weren't married, you would have missed all this.

If we're not married, doesn't mean I won't get married at all.

Pay heed to this.

It's not about you... it's about me.

We have to realize one thing

that destiny has brought us twice together for a reason.

It is to realize that we can't be together.

Maybe temporarily but not permanently.

It is to realize that we can't be with anyone else.

You can't get along with me.

I know that and it's my problem.

I'm difficult and so are you.

I know that it's your problem. Okay. Our problem.

You just don't give up.

Not in 40 years.

But you did once!

I will not make the same mistake again. Maybe I will make new ones.

Even when you were fat. I loved you in school.

When I am retired, I will love you.

When we come back here 40 years later

to celebrate our anniversary, I will still love you.

What's so funny?

I just thought of something that my father said.

Should I go down on one knee and propose to you?

I will accept your proposal

-only if you stop this drama. -Drama, is it?

Open this.

Wow. Such a big ring, such a big diamond.

Who will say, ''no'' to that?

What? No diamonds?

This belonged to my father, the real one is at home. I'll give it to you later.

Love... it just happened.

It's not in our control.

But for the first time, love totally controlled us.

We are the best examples of that.

You are right.

Love is not in our control.

She made me wait for it till the wedding night.

It was worth the wait.

-You're not supposed to talk about this. -Why?

Well, you've spoken about your entire life here.

That's me speaking about my life. I can do that.

It's your life, your decisions and your call. Cool?

Who gives you that logic?

He is the coolest man in the world.

Who is competing with me?

You can't compete with him. He is my dad.

-Your Father! -Yes.

I wish I'd met him.

I really wish that could happen as well.

But you've met me and I'm a lot like him.

I don't think I find you attractive at all.

Is it?

I'm not attractive, is it? Then who's attractive? Tell me.

It's the festival of love

It's the festival of love