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Kids, up to this point in the story,
we had found doppelgangers.
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Eerie but awesome look-alikes for four
of the five members of our little group.
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There was Lesbian Robin...
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Mustache Marshall...
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Stripper Lily...
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and Mexican Wrestler Me.
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Yes, mine was the coolest.
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And so we were all eager to find
the fifth doppelganger, Barney's.
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Turned out, it was more important
to some of us than others.
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We agree there's no sense
in having a baby
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until we've seen
all five doppelgangers, right?
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Yeah, of course. Stands to reason.
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So, when we finally see
Barney's doppelganger,
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that's the universe
telling us it's go time.
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And that's when we'll start trying.
Deal?
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Deal.
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And then one day,
a few weeks later...
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Were we serious about
the fifth doppelganger thing?
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Having a baby is a pretty big thing
to leave up to the universe.
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I know it's crazy.
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It's just so much easier
to let the universe decide.
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Why do you ask?
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Universed!
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Wait, hold on.
That could easily be Barney
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- pulling some scam to meet chicks.
- I'm one step ahead of you.
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Go for Barney.
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It's Marshall. So,
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you are at work?
You're not, I don't know,
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driving a cab, wearing a wig.
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Yes, I'm at work.
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That's the sound of my stapler.
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That's the sound of my three-hole punch.
And this is the sound of me filing
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my corporate guidelines
on sexual harassment.
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What is up?!
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Gotta go, Big Chief.
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Barney's at work.
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That was the fifth doppelganger.
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Marshall Eriksen...
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put a baby in my belly.
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Synchro: Mickeyte
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Traduction:
Dark_Chii, Eomyn & MiniBen314
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Relecture: MiniBen314
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5x24 - Doppelgangers
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par la "Have You Met Team"
pour www.forom.com
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I can't wait to tell the gang.
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This is one of those moments
you dream about.
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"Guys,
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Lily and I,
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are having unprotected sex."
I just got the chills.
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- We're not gonna say anything.
- What? Why?
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If we tell them,
we're basically inviting them into
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the most private,
intimate moment of our lives.
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You guys banging?
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Keep going, I'm not even here.
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But just for the record,
having a baby: huge mistake.
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Now, show me what you got.
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Uncle Teddy's here!
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Quick question: How you gonna
handle the whole Santa thing?
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I'm thinking, be honest.
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Hell. I'll dress up.
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This just in...
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is what Marshall Eriksen
is about to say to his wife
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as he attempts to impregnate her.
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Chopper 12 is live on the scene
with "Baby Watch: 2010."
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Fine. I won't tell anybody
about the baby thing.
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We saw the fifth doppelganger!
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- Amazing!
- That is awesome!
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- Freaky. A brunette Barney.
- I know.
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Say what you will about the guy,
but Barney seems right as a blond.
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True. Not every dude
can pull that off the blond look.
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- I don't know about that.
- What?
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That summer I was lifeguarding
at the Chagrin Falls Country Club,
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I was lathering a little
lemon juice into the old mop,
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playing with some
natural highlights.
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Let's just say there were
a few senior citizens
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who pretended to drown on my watch.
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And sadly, one who did.
Anyway,
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I'd look good blond.
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Okay, people, we're in a delicate
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but very,
very promising situation here.
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If we play the next 30 seconds right,
Ted will dye his hair blond.
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Guys, this is mean. We can't...
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Just pictured it. How do we do this?
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What are we all thinking about?
Nachos?
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Ted Mosby responds
to one thing above all else.
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I don't know,
I'm still kind of full from lunch.
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A bunch of people emphatically
telling him not to do something.
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Follow my lead.
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Screw it, I could eat.
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Yes, we'd all like
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some nachos.
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I love you, buddy, but
there's absolutely no way
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that you could pull off blond.
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It just wouldn't look right.
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Yeah, seriously, Ted,
don't go blond.
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I'm going blond!
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That is not the outcome
we were hoping for!
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Now, kids, Robin and Don were
becoming such a great team, both off
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and on the air, that local
Channel 12 started asking them
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to guest-host some of
their other top-notch programs.
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So, that's why Monty and I
vow never to do drugs.
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Because drugs are bad.
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Right, Monty?
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Well, sure,
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man-made chemical stuff.
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But things that grow in nature,
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they're okay to try,
like, once or twice.
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Not looking for
gray areas here, Monty.
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I don't think it's right
to lie to the kids, Moo-Moo.
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So... what are you saying?
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I've experimented with drugs.
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Fun fact: highest-rated
Monty and Moo-Moo episode ever.
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What was that for?
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Before I met you,
I'd given up on everything.
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Relationships, career,
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pants.
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But you made me wanna try again.
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I love you for that.
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I see.
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Sorry. You don't know me,
but I just wanted to say thank you.
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You're actually a very
important person in my life.
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Important?
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More like legendary.
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Marshall, it's me!
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Oddly enough, this would rank as only
the second biggest surprise of the day.
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This is just very sudden.
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Sure, I can get you
an answer by tomorrow.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Something big has just happened,
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and you're the most sensible person
I know. I need to talk to you.
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- You know what, it can wait.
- No, go ahead. I'm listening.
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The executive producer from WNKW
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happened to see our show
the other morning and loved me.
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They offered me the lead anchor job,
starting next week.
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That's great!
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It is great. But, here's the catch.
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WNKW is in...
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Helen, kill the dryer!
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Is in Chicago.
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But you were the fifth doppelganger.
How can you be you?
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I called you, Barney.
We had a whole conversation!
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Yes, I know what happened.
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See, people at work
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have this very strange
expectation that I, well, work.
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I know, I know.
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So to make my colleagues think
I'm busting my hump when I'm really out
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humping busty chicks,
I decided to record a special message.
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What is up?!
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Got to go, Big Chief.
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How can it be a recording?
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You called me Big Chief,
my special workplace nickname.
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- Come on, Big Chief.
- Don't.
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Just don't.
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Why does this have to happen now?
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I mean, just when things
are going so great with Don.
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It's the never-ending battle
of my life: Career versus romance.
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"Never-ending battle"?
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Career has been
trouncing romance for years.
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It's like the Globetrotters
versus the Generals.
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Career's sinking hook shots
from half court,
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Romance is a bunch of slow white guys
who couldn't make it in Italian league.
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I'm lost.
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What should I do?
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Okay, you seriously need
to talk to Don about this.
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I'm just too confused
to put this on Don.
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I need to leave him out of it
until I figure out what I want.
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That makes sense.
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And I'm sorry I can't give you
better advice on this. The truth is,
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it's impossible for me to be objective
about you moving away.
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- Did you get a manicure?
- No, I didn't get a...
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He sure did.
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- Why are you brunette, driving a cab?
- That.
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You know how it's my dream to have sex
with at least one woman
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- from every country on the planet?
- Sure.
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You're doing surprisingly well
in the Baltics.
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So, I figure, what's the quickest way
to get around the world in 180 lays?
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Lease a cab and wait outside
the UN building for hot foreign chicks.
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It was the perfect plan.
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There was only one small detail
I didn't take into account.
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- Chicks don't want to bang cab drivers.
- Chicks don't want to bang cab drivers!
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I put a lot of work into this one.
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I can't believe this.
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Now I got to tell Lily
the fifth doppelganger is a fake.
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So? What does she care?
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Lily decided that once
we spotted your doppelganger,
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we'd start trying to have kids.
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Kids?! No!
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The rule is:
no kids until you're at least 45!
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Do you ever read my blog?!
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It's gotten a lot better.
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I'm ready to be a dad, you know?
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But Lily needs some sign
from the universe.
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And now it could be years.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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That'll be $37.50.
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So that night, Marshall went home
to break the bad news to Lily.
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The universe has spoken.
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Marshall Eriksen,
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let's make a baby.
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Hang on. I heard you were doing this,
so I worked on some stuff.
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I'm planning a "White Wedding." Tell me,
Billy Idol, is it a nice day for that?
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Some other Billy Idol ones.
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If anyone's looking for
the real Slim Shady, he's right here.
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That one's only okay.
Why aren't you getting in on this?
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Okay, first of all,
I'm getting tons of compliments.
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Second of all, tell him.
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- He's not getting tons of compliments.
- The other thing.
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I might move to Chicago next week.
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Not for nothing or nothing, but,
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we'd still be doing this even if we
hadn't seen Doppelganger Barney, right?
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But we did see him, which means
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the universe,
in all its infinite wisdom
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is telling you to stick me
and stick me real good.
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I can't.
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I can't in good conscience
stick you.
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- I know what's bothering you.
- Really?
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The cabby didn't look enough
like Barney.
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Well, that's just not true.
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Time-out!
This is a group decision!
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You can't just move to Chicago
unless we all say it's okay.
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I think this has to be Robin's...
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Stay out of this, Brigitte Nielsen
or Dolph Lundgren from Rocky IV!
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We need Marshall and Lily.
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That cabbie was shorter than Barney!
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He was the exact same size!
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And you know what?
I think he was Asian.
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Yeah, that guy was like
a tiny, graying Asian man
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with a soul patch and a potbelly.
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Have you forgotten
what Barney looks like?!
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You guys banging?
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Why are you in our bedroom?
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Why are you in our bedroom?
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Why is Ellen DeGeneres
in our bedroom?
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This is working!
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Wait a minute.
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Candles...
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Flowers...
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I guess Marshall
"forgot" to tell you.
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The fifth doppelganger...
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was me.
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What? Wait, and you knew about this?
You lied to me?
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By omission, and it's only because
this whole
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"leave it to the universe" thing
of yours is insane.
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- Baby, you...
- We need to control of our own...
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Guys! We're forgetting
what's really important here.
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Ted's blond.
247
00:12:37,161 --> 00:12:39,300
Guys, I am pulling this off.
248
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,626
Now, Robin has something
important to tell you.
249
00:12:42,751 --> 00:12:45,032
- He's not pulling it off.
- No, the other thing.
250
00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:47,516
- He got a manicure.
- The other thing.
251
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,980
I got a job offer in Chicago.
252
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,790
That's why we all came down here.
253
00:12:54,915 --> 00:12:57,109
To try and talk Robin
out of making a huge...
254
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,612
Actually, I've already
made a decision.
255
00:13:01,770 --> 00:13:03,324
Guys, I gotta take it.
256
00:13:10,216 --> 00:13:12,333
I can't believe we're losing Robin.
257
00:13:14,319 --> 00:13:16,455
Guys, this might be
the depression talking,
258
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:19,131
but is Ted's hair starting
to look kind of good?
259
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,633
Thank God, I thought
I was the only one!
260
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,101
He looks like a freakin' movie star!
261
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,890
And by the way, this was a huge
mistake. I'm changing my hair back.
262
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:30,892
- Smart.
- Told ya.
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00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,560
Not at all awesome.
264
00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:38,567
So, I just got off the phone
with Chicago.
265
00:13:39,121 --> 00:13:40,816
Yes, I have made a decision.
266
00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:51,548
I appreciate the offer,
but I can't take the job.
267
00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:52,789
Thanks.
268
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,416
- I'm staying.
- Damn straight!
269
00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:03,800
Tell me something.
270
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,433
You saw actual Barney
driving that cab,
271
00:14:06,558 --> 00:14:09,847
and you thought he was a petite,
potbellied Asian man.
272
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,516
I know. Weird, right?
273
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,934
It's not weird.
274
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:17,438
It means you're not ready. And,
I'm sorry that I tried to rush things.
275
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,984
Our baby can wait
for the real Doppelganger Barney.
276
00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:35,349
Hello, Moo-Moo!
277
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:38,874
Monty made you thin-crust pizza
just the way you like it!
278
00:14:42,087 --> 00:14:43,089
You okay?
279
00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:45,976
You're not gonna believe this.
280
00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:49,621
I got offered the lead anchor
job at WNKW in Chicago.
281
00:14:55,818 --> 00:14:56,978
What'd you say?
282
00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:00,178
I said yes.
283
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,575
I've been waiting years
for a shot like this.
284
00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:14,787
I am simple street performer
285
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,106
from Estonia.
286
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,991
Who is this Barney?
287
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,669
He's just this guy we know
who has, like, a really lame blog.
288
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,089
I hear it's getting better.
289
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,247
I mean, what is "blog"?
290
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,843
It's something that was
cool, like, eight years ago.
291
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,472
- Still cool. Still sounds pretty cool.
- What's your name?
292
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,182
- Kristof.
- Kristof what?
293
00:15:36,212 --> 00:15:37,212
Kristof...
294
00:15:38,092 --> 00:15:39,562
Doppelganger.
295
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,772
Really?
296
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,608
You're gonna go with
the last name "Doppelganger"?
297
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,443
That's my name, man.
298
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:50,224
- Wait. Please try to understand.
- I gotta get out of here.
299
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,033
Wait. Put yourself in my shoes.
300
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,870
Can you imagine to have the phone ring,
it's your dream job on the other end?
301
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,159
I can.
302
00:16:01,789 --> 00:16:03,589
Good luck in Chicago, Don.
303
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,718
Barney, why are you doing this?
304
00:16:11,919 --> 00:16:13,119
Wait a minute.
305
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,404
Could it be that Barney Stinson
306
00:16:15,529 --> 00:16:17,308
actually wants us to have kids?
307
00:16:17,739 --> 00:16:19,020
Who is this Barney?!
308
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,895
Take American chill pill!
309
00:16:22,673 --> 00:16:24,823
Well, let me tell you about him.
310
00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:28,594
He talks a big game about
how no one should ever have kids
311
00:16:28,719 --> 00:16:30,738
before they're at least 45.
312
00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:35,039
I would be interested in reading
some of these opinions in blog form.
313
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,770
But I think I know what happened.
314
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:41,949
Yesterday, Barney thought he had to say
good-bye to someone he truly loves.
315
00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:44,079
And it got him thinking...
316
00:16:44,325 --> 00:16:47,964
Maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing
if a baby joined our little group.
317
00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:50,781
Babies...
318
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:52,610
can be cute.
319
00:16:54,194 --> 00:16:55,294
And someday,
320
00:16:56,342 --> 00:16:58,808
he's gonna make
the best uncle in the world.
321
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,769
Because this Barney,
322
00:17:01,397 --> 00:17:02,797
he's family to us.
323
00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:14,751
Excuse me.
324
00:17:15,747 --> 00:17:17,285
I heard you're from Estonia.
325
00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:19,033
So am I.
326
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,164
Excuse me one moment.
327
00:17:24,088 --> 00:17:26,377
Estonia would close out the Baltics!
328
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:30,548
And I am street performer like you.
329
00:17:52,828 --> 00:17:54,030
Say yes to this.
330
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:57,241
Can I move back in?
331
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,711
But, Ted, am I just
the biggest idiot in the world?
332
00:18:10,462 --> 00:18:13,758
Think about all of us
five years ago when we first met you.
333
00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:16,677
Marshall and Lily were just
boyfriend and girlfriend.
334
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,514
Now they're married
and thinking about kids.
335
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:23,351
And Barney? Barney was never gonna
commit to anyone ever.
336
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,195
And last year, he fell in love.
337
00:18:27,468 --> 00:18:28,468
And me?
338
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,401
I was chasing some girl
I was convinced was the one.
339
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:35,738
Now she's one of my closest friends.
340
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,104
And you?
341
00:18:37,446 --> 00:18:38,732
Five years ago,
342
00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:41,898
you never would have
chosen love over your career, but today
343
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,371
you did.
344
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,749
Looks like I'm getting dumber.
345
00:18:46,786 --> 00:18:48,209
Just more courageous.
346
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,631
We've all been searching
for the five doppelgangers.
347
00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:56,917
But eventually, over time,
348
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,147
we all become our own doppelgangers.
349
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,533
You know, these
completely different people
350
00:19:01,658 --> 00:19:03,758
who just happen to look like us.
351
00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:10,147
"Five Years Ago Robin"?
That girl, she was pretty great.
352
00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:14,172
But Doppelganger Robin?
353
00:19:15,514 --> 00:19:16,654
She's amazing.
354
00:19:29,676 --> 00:19:32,476
- We've had a lot to drink...
- I don't care.
355
00:19:36,454 --> 00:19:37,467
What?
356
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,341
I forgot I'm blond.
357
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:43,866
I have blond hair.
358
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,879
And that's the story
of how dying my hair blond
359
00:19:47,004 --> 00:19:50,770
kept us from doing something we both
would have regretted that night.
360
00:19:51,317 --> 00:19:53,217
Kids, the universe is funny.
361
00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:06,454
Yes! You're here!
362
00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:08,325
This is fantastic!
363
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:11,124
Simmer. Your husband's right there.
At least attempt to hide it.
364
00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:12,692
Guys, follow me!
365
00:20:16,317 --> 00:20:17,380
Guys, look!
366
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,775
The fifth doppelganger!
367
00:20:24,639 --> 00:20:26,325
- That dude looks noth...
- Guys...
368
00:20:27,484 --> 00:20:28,518
Go with it.
369
00:20:29,135 --> 00:20:32,485
Kids, you can ask the universe
for signs all you want...
370
00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:35,191
- It's uncanny.
- Right?
371
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,150
- Just like Barney.
- Amazing.
372
00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:38,997
It's like looking in the mirror.
373
00:20:39,122 --> 00:20:42,022
But ultimately, we only see
what we want to see
374
00:20:42,147 --> 00:20:43,997
when we're ready to see it.
375
00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:49,838
- Does this mean...?
- Marshall Eriksen...
376
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:51,790
put a baby in my belly.
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