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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Bonsoir madame. Bonsoir monsieur.

Guten Abend meine Damen.

Guten Abend meine Herren.

We welcome you to Rendezvous.

Tonight we premiere our new dance creation.

Ich wünsche ihnen viel Vergügen. I wish you many pleasures.

Je vous souhaite bon amusement.

Oh, thanks.

I hope I'm not intruding.

I'll be ready in a second.

Men in the dressing room: that's something new.

Don't make such a fuss.

Then show some discretion!

What's your problem, now?

It's a been shit day. We've got a date tonight.

You're always together, maybe she needs a little change.

A little change?

In any case, not the kind you mean.

We're just going for a drive.

Need a hand?

I got it, thanks.

I can't believe you wanna' get involved with a man.

It doesn't fit you.

You must know what you're doing.

See you later.

You do not know what you're getting into.

- How so? - This is the first time I've been interested in a man.

What's so bad about that?

I am a woman who likes women.

I don't think the situation is so problematic.

Can you imagine? If you fell in love with me?

I already have.

Please stop the car.

Now put your arms around me and give me a kiss.

We barely know each other.

First names are good enough.

That was nice.

Now that's out of the way.

Your place, or mine?

I thought that was my line.

Put some clothes on!

Your surprise was a success.

I knew this would happen.

Got anything to say yourself?

Here's the keys to my place, feel free to come by.

What an elegant departure.

And for such a short visit.

Oh, I thought you were Reimund.

You don't seem so disappointed.

He gave me the house keys. That's it.

You're his brother, right?

What is that suppose to mean?

It means what it means.

We're a trio here now.

Finally, some fun around here. How long have you known each other?

Hello.

- Reimund? - I'm glad you're there.

- What? - Have you been home long?

No. - No?

No, I just got here.

Did Harlis show up?

- You expecting a visitor? -Harlis?

Who?

Harlis, a young woman.

No, there's no one here.

I'm telling you!

I'm alone.

No, there's nobody here.

Here's the receipt. Reimund will take care of the rest.

Where's my suitcase?

Where is the bag?

Where is my suitcase?

Please don't panic!

If we're late the train is gone and I miss the conference!

Your money for the trip is in the bag.

We need to deposit the money from the till.

I'm not going to the bank again.

Who is driving us?

I'll take you right away.

Now hurry up already! And ditch that jacket!

So, why aren't you accompanying me this time?

We can't leave the shop alone.

Some day we're going to have to.

And you sure seem happy when I'm away for a few hours.

That's a nice way to put it.

You need to make up your mind.

We can't go on like this.

Either we get married, or I buy you out.

You know how I feel.

You always avoid this discussion.

If you love me, you need to marry me. That's not asking for too much.

I've sacrificed the best years of my life for you.

How would marriage change anything?

Change?

We should marry!

Do you know what that means for a woman?

The first thing the ladies check out is your ring finger.

What good is the store and the money, if don't have the status?

I'm tired of this.

Either we get married, or we break up.

Don't get hysterical.

I'm serious. You have a day to think it over.

If we break up then let's do it now.

Hold on. Just wait.

I didn't mean it like that.

Can I help you with anything?

A woman like you doesn't belong in the kitchen.

Don't spoil my evening.

It is also my evening.

Fruit?

Vinagrette?

Cold cuts?

Very thoughtful.

This is the first time you've shown any manners.

I envy you.

- How so? - For Harlis?

Your new girlfriend.

What would life be like if I had met you first?

By now you've discovered my many virtues.

Could you picture us...?

Us. Absolutely not.

Ah right, you're not into men.

Yes.

I'm into one already.

She's just using you for your money. They're all the same.

Punctuality would be much appreciated.

Yes! Yes! Come! Come!

Don't bother to get into costume. Ne fait pas la folle.

Plus droit plus raide.

Alors.

En arrière.

La première position.

N'est pas si emmerdant...

Plus sensuelle, ne dormez pas!

You're a little unfocused, is that man starting to rub off on you?

Taisez-vous vous deux, allez-y continuez!

Bon le prochain.

Mais non voyons! Plus droit plus raide!

Mais grouillez-vous!

Alors les filles, eh bah oh.

It's always the same with men.

First they blow your mind

and they blow you off.

Could you maybe imagine there are kind men too?

E dos droit, les pieds, l'ensemble.

Vous ne savez pas compter jusqu'à trois.

And now I want to see you embrace!

Something sensual.

You want her badly!

Now I want to see you express your passion.

So.

So. Hold that pose.

Either me or Reimund.

Mais pas en rond, en ligne!

Je vous l'ai déjà dix cent-fois!

Les mains raides, le genou tendu!

Rentrez vos estomac!

What's the matter now?

Qu'est-ce-que je vois?

What's this mess?

Can't you wait until later?

Ach, good-bye for today.

Mon dieu!

How is it, living here?

Very nice, but the others don't like the idea.

Tell me what it's like with a man.

You're suddenly so interested.

There's not many surprises, if that's what you mean.

If they're tender, it's nearly the same.

They look you deeply in the eyes.

And open your blouse.

They stroke your back gently.

And carress your breasts.

I see arrived just on time.

This is more fun than I hoped for.

Staying true to your tastes.

Who would have thought?

This will certainly please my brother Reimund.

I'll just give him a call now.

Yes, is Reimund there?

Who is this?

Ria: I have a surprise for you.

You have a little competition. Blonde and blue-eyed.

Reimunds new affair.

Only it seems she prefers women.

How did I find out?

She's laying here naked in his bed.

And with another girl.

Yeah, you heard me all right.

Yeah, yeah. He's cheating on you.

And she's cheating on him.

I'm letting you both know, but don't get upset.

Tell Reimund to give me a call when...

How lady like.

I've prepared a little surprise for you.

When did you get back?

That's not so important.

As soon as you left, our sales doubled.

Things with us...

you don't have to come to a decision now.

Your "performance" here is finished.

But in case your interested...

Your new girlfriend...

is laying with another woman in your bed.

I didn't know we kept secrets from one another.

I'll make sure your paid out.

Good day.

You're sure about this?

But in case you should come to your senses,

there's always a place for you here...

....and not just with the business.

The ladies are expecting you.

Untie them!

Untie them!

Are you deaf? I said untie them!

I thought I was doing you a favor.

Pack your things!

This place belongs to both of us.

Get out!

You should thank me for trying keep you out of this drama, and you haven't seen the end of it.

Don't count on me for help anymore!

You won't see me here again, either. No matter how bad it gets.

Adieu.

I'm your brother, don't forget that!

Get out of here!

I don't need you, or your money either!

So, what now?

I expect you to make a scene.

How so?

Certainly you've had your fun.

I don't know what you want me to say.

Let's just forget it.

A man comes home, finds his girlfriend in bed with a woman and is fine with it.

Your behaviour is perverse!

The wrong doing wasn't mine here.

I expect some jealousy. At least you could cry a little.

Or your not in love with me?

If you can't make a big scene, at least make a small one.

Maybe we shouldn't see each other for a few days.

We haven't known each other so long.

I don't really know anything about you.

I have a girlfriend, what does that change for us?

I'm just trying to understand things.

If you love me...

Then you love me how I am.

Come in.

Set your bag over there.

You can stay here for awhile.

Someone has to take care of you now.

You'll find everything you need here.

He betrayed us both.

It's all this bitches fault.

I don't know what he sees in her.

She's a curse to us all.

If he doesn't snap out of it, we'll have make him come to his senses.

Don't do anything too crazy.

I know what I'm going to do.

People spend their entire lives planning their futures. Their dreams still don't come true.

We'll have a happy life. I will take care of you and...

We'll always be there for one another.

My future looks a little different.

A man is in love with a woman who loves women.

He tries to have a normal loving relaionship with her which is doomed to fail.

She's in love with him too,

but it's complicated.

And as he catches her in the arms of another woman...

it destroys him...

Because he's so sensible and sentimental.

No?

I think this is the first time I've ever felt fear.

Why?

Because I'm happy.

Leave me alone, I'm tired.

Also, I'm still hung up on Reimund.

I hope I'm not disturbing you.

Is this women there with you?

Why are you asking?

What do you want hear?

Don't you miss me?

Let's not talk about it anymore. It won't help anything.

Do you have any idea what you've done?

Another woman catches your eye and...

Please... not now.

And how you treated your brother.

This isn't a good moment.

I've been thinking about it.

I'm not letting you go!

I have my rights too.

I won't stand for this situation any longer.

I'll give you some good advice:

If you keep this up, you won't be able to fall asleep at night.

Go let it out on your employees.

You've been living off my money for years.

You wanna' bring that into this?

My feelings don't matter to you.

Maybe I never meant anything to you.

Over means over.

I won't let you go so easily.

I'm gonna' make life hard for you.

You won't have it so easy...

Not this time. I mean it.

You know what women are capable of?

Kick her out.

We're not through yet.

- Lucky that you're on time! Your brother is following me. - I think you're imagining things.

Drive!

This will never work.

Don't get me wrong...

I know it's old fashioned.

What's with the angry look?

Still not used to the idea that you can have a man around the house from time to time?

I'd like to introduce you to my fiancé.

We've already met.

Let's just say : "Congratulations".

Who would have thought?

Aren't you rushing into this?

Can we talk for a minute?

Do take a seat.

We rarely receive men as visitors.

Surely we can change all that.

I hope this is the right thing for Harli.

She always spoke highly of you.

We were all a little sad when she moved out.

I'm sure your treating her very well.

I can't give her everything.

I'd be very happy if you had a drink with my fiancé.

- What's in it for me? - You could do it to please me.

It didn't "please" me, when you started seeing Reimund.

Are you jealous of a man?

You and Reimund don't get along...

But...

I'd still like to be with you.

I feel the same.

We're being followed.

Not that again.

I'm telling you, we're being followed!

Put the mirror back.

Who would follow us?

You should know that car pretty well.

I had nothing to do with her disappearance!

Where is Harlis?

- I don't know... - Where is Harlis?

I don't know.

Drive me home right now!

Your car keys.

Where is Harlis?

I just needed to speak with her in private for a bit.

As we don't live together anymore, it seemed like the only way.

Don't touch me.

Where is Harlis?

I would guess she's on her way home.

Maybe she's waiting for you there already.

Harlis?

Harlis?

Harlis?

Harlis?

He has no limits...

Did he do anything to you?

What gives you that idea?

Are you in pain?

Don't try to comfort me.

I'm sorry.

Men always say that.

I think of you,

always of you,

Do you feel it too,

as I do?

I dream of the day,

do you dream it too,

of our first rendezvous.

I think of you,

always of you.

Don't leave my heart

with a trick.

Sweet was your kiss

so tender and true

like our first rendezvous.

Like a fairy tale

Love was waiting there

Captured in your magic stare

I think of you,

always of you.

Do you feel it too,

like I do?

I dream of the day,

do you dream it too,

of our first rendezvous.

Like a fairy tale Love was waiting there

Captured in your magic stare, ja

I think of you,

always of you.

Don't you feel it too,

like I do?

I dream of the day,

do you dream it too,

of our first Ren-des-vo-uz

This is something new, a man on the dancefloor.

Strange.

Ah, too little up here.

And too much down here.

I want one of you to bring Reimund here.

Lotta, go up front.

I want you to know the truth about me.

I can't change who I am.

Hello?

Hello? Hello!

Prepare his release form, please.

I warned you from the beginning that this was a bad idea.

You dare to come here now? Do you have any sense of respect at all?

Tell her to shut up!

You look horrible.

So they know it's official.

Drive us to my place.

My place?

I thought you had wised up.

I don't get it.

Why didn't say something before?

I thought you could handle a man.

I told you so.

- Accusations are useless, we need too... - It could have been much worse for her.

Let's just drop it.

Let us talk in private.

- Well say something... - Oh well.

What else is there to talk about?

- We were just getting started... -Oh well.

Please.

As you wish.

I want you to get out.

I want you to get out.

We were never engaged!

Here's one more for you.

I'd like to help you forget me.

You're a fine looking woman.

Your life is still in front of you.

I'd like us to get married!

It's Reimund.

I don't want to see him!

Why not?

I'm telling you, I don't want to see him!

Your acting like a child!

Harlis!

Harlis?

-Harlis! - Don't be so stubborn.

Listen to me, Harlis?

You can open the door, at least.

Harlis?

Calm down, let's just talk about this!

- Harlis! - Stop this!

- Open up, Harlis! - Be reasonable!

Open the door!

- Harli? - Harlis!

There's a young man here for you.

Tell him I'm expecting... him.

This bullshit again.

I just wanted to apologize to you.

Let's just forget about that day.

It's still not too late.

Too late for what?

Don't get me wrong, but...

Listen, there is no you and I.

Didn't you ever understand that?

If someone suits you, it's Ria!

You and this woman:

I can't imagine a more lovely couple.

I hope you'll come to Ria's wedding.

Only if Harlis is going.

She's still not up for meeting me?

I don't know.

This whole thing is hard for me to understand.

For me it's clear.

Then help me please.

When I was in your shoes, you didn't help me.

Maybe in the future we should forget this jealousy stuff.

No need to keep her all to myself.

But I also want to keep things going with her.

Of course that depends on her.

- Ria stay here! - Unbelieveable!

Can you believe the nerve?

Outrageous!

Well you've really outdone yourself this time.

Something was bound to go wrong.

Have you heard the story about the groom and bride on their wedding night,

He said: "I'm going out for cigarettes"... ...and he never came back.

What's wrong?

Don't I have the qualities of a fine woman?

Tell me!

That's just what makes me sick.

Your mediocrity.

No!

Your just like every other woman!

So wicked like them!

So motherly!

So careful!

So clean and so malicious!

And hardworking!

And you talk too much too!

How dare you talk like that!

Men bend over backwards for you.

It's everything

that makes you a perfect and desirable woman!

I hate it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Tell me that you love me!

Tell me!

Just one time.

I love you!

And how I love you.

I love you.

Your tone!

Say it differently!

I...

...love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

What is this? What do you think of it?

It's so lovely!

I don't get it!

Quel malheur!

Sous-titres par Andy No Andy et ses copains français et allemands.