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Femme Fatales 02x06
Bad Science Original Air Date on June 29, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Shuttle docking
in berth 21.
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[Water dripping, echoing]
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[Electric sizzling]
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[Distant alarm blares]
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Intruder alert.
Quadrant 32.
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Intruder alert,
quadrant 32.
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[Alarm continues]
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Stay where you are.
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Freeze!
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- Get your hands up!
- Don't move!
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Get your hands
where we can see them.
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Put your hands
up in the air!
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Suicide bomber?
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Body scans read negative.
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- Where am I?
- You're in a restricted area.
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Quadrant 32.
Matilda?
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- How do you know my name?
- She must be a Red Falcon spy.
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Let's terminate her.
No!
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Go get Colonel West.
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She's gonna want
to see this.
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Colonel West.
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Who the hell are you?
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And why do you look
exactly like me?
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I've got my eye on you
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I've got my eye on you
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and a motive too
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your fooling around's
getting blood on my shoes
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ooh wha-ah-ah-oh
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ooh wha-ah-oh
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I've set my sights on you
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set my sights on you
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I've set my sights on you
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I've got an alibi too
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so don't look around,
I've got nothing to lose
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[Gunshot]
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Ooh wha-ah-ah-oh-oh
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ooh wha-ah-ah-oh-oh
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ooh wha-ah-ah
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ooh wha-ah-ah-oh-oh
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[Thunder rumbles]
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We look in mirrors
every day.
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The reflection back shows us
what other people see.
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But it takes more than a mirror
to see inside our souls.
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Matilda West has always been
a force of nature,
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the type of woman who'll never
back down from a challenge
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or take no for an answer.
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A woman who'll do almost
anything to survive.
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But even someone
as beautiful and brilliant
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and tough as Matilda
will eventually meet her match
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in this world...
or the other.
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Mr. Hawks.
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Mr. Hawks.
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Until now,
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teleportation
has been considered impossible,
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except in science fiction.
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But by applying
superstring theory,
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we've created a localized
space-time gateway--
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Knock off the technobabble.
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I don't give a shit
how or why it works.
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I'm here to see if it works.
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Surely, after five years
and providing $40 million,
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I deserve an answer...
And a return on my investment.
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Of course, Mr. Hawks.
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Then may I borrow your wallet?
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My wallet?
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Haven't you taken enough cash
from me already?
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It's an object
that we could not have
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possibly duplicated, sir.
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[Click click]
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[Power up hum]
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Abracadabra.
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[Whispers]
Oh, Jesus.
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You really did it.
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Teleportation
through quantum entanglement.
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No.
Instantaneous shipping.
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Exclusive contracts
with Amazon and Wal-Mart.
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I am going postal
on U.P.S. and FedEx.
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When it absolutely,
positively has to get there
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in five seconds!
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Pizza in 30 minutes or less?
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Forget about it.
Try 3 seconds.
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With the bonus
you kids earn today,
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you'll be on your own
private island,
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drunk on margaritas
for the rest of your lives.
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All right, we'll close
the lab up in a month
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and send everything back
to corporate in San Francisco.
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We can't do that yet.
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We're on the verge
of a major breakthrough.
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I'd say you just
made one, Matilda.
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This is just the beginning.
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So far we've only sent
inorganic matter.
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But what if we can teleport
actual human beings?
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Haven't all the animals
you attempted to teleport died?
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That is true, sir.
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Their molecules lost sequencing
code when they reassembled.
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But we can fix that,
Mr. Hawks.
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We just need
a little more time.
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Anything concerning humans
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would require Congressional
approval.
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I think you need to take
the long view, sir.
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We have a product that
is ready to bring to market.
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My stock price is tanking,
and my Board of Directors
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is on my ass
like a fifth street rash.
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I am not gonna let this
get bogged down
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in a safety debate
that could drag on for years!
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This is about shifting
the fucking paradigm.
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Have a little vision!
Whoa, Matilda...
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would you just calm down?
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Oh, I think somebody's
forgetting
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who's signing the checks
around here.
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Have another look
at that contract you signed.
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I own your assets,
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and I own every bit
of your research.
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[Sighs]
Look, I...
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I don't want to be
a hard ass.
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This is a great day.
You've done brilliant work.
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Matilda...
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aren't you and Nick
getting married?
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That's right, sir.
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Well, then,
what are you waiting for?
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Go get married.
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And then take the most
romantic honeymoon ever.
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My treat.
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We can do it.
We're on the verge.
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Maybe Matilda's right.
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Of course.
Take her side.
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But you're both forgetting
one thing.
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Hawks is the big kahuna.
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He's shutting us all down
and writing us a big fat check--
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end of line.
- Screw Hawks!
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In the next two weeks,
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we can make the move
from animal testing
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to human subjects.
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Matilda...ha...
has anyone ever told you
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you have a God complex?
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Fine.
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We take a vote then.
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I'm in favor of staying.
No shit!
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- Knock it off, Aaron.
- Well, I'm not.
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When you finish your PhD,
Abby, you get a vote.
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Until then, you can shut
your fucking mouth.
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[Huffs]
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Your people skills
could use a little work.
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[Sniffling]
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Look, Abby,
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hey, hey, don't let
Matilda get to you.
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You know she always runs down
everyone who gets in her way.
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I have been here
busting my hump on this project
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just like you guys.
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But she never misses
an opportunity
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to just treat me like shit.
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I know.
I'm sorry.
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What can I do
to make you feel better?
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Hmm?
[Laughs]
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Well, that's a start.
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Ah...Aaron.
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Yes!
Oh, Aaron.
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Yes...Oh!
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[Both panting]
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What were you thinking about
when you came?
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Nothing.
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Then why'd you call out
Matilda's name?
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I did?
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I did not.
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You're still
in love with that bitch.
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How could you, after everything
that she's done to you?
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I'm not, I swear.
And she's not a bitch.
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She's gonna be
my sister-in-law soon.
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I thought that you would
finally get over her
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when we hooked up, but...
I guess I'm wrong.
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He knew how much I loved her,
and he still fucked her.
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That's probably why
he fucked her.
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I can't--
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Abby, I'm sor--
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God, I'm such an idiot.
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[Overlapping voices]
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Where the hell is Abby?
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We need to finish before
Hawks shuts us down.
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Then why isn't it
working right now?
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- The computer--
- Because--
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What kind of spacing
do you have?
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[Responds softly]
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That's not the right tool.
Do you want me to do it?
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I can do better than argue
with you guys any more about it.
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To transport humans
at some point--
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It's not the machine.
It's the program.
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[Arguing fades away]
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- That way--
- I know, I know!
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Order! Order!
We must have order!
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[Electric humming]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
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- No!
- No, no!
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Why do you look like me?
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Well, my theory is that
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everyone has twins
in alternate worlds...
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and I'm yours.
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Yeah?
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I have a theory too.
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You're a fucking spy.
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We heard the alliance
was experimenting with cloning
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and genetic manipulation.
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Well, now I can see
it's true.
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Who sent you?
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Answer me!
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Matilda! What the hell
were you thinking?
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- She wasn't!
- Oh...
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History favors the bold.
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How long was I gone?
About two seconds.
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- Two seconds?
- Yeah.
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For me, it was like hours.
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Kaluza and Klein were right.
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Not only are there
extra dimensions,
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but they contain parallel worlds
similar to ours.
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[Laughs]
How's that possible?
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Oh, shit!
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Who's that?
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Still think
I'm nuts, boys?
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- Bitch!
- Whoa, whoa!
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[Choking]
Ah...
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Let her go!
[Zzt]
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Let her go!
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Are you okay?
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- [Coughing]
- What the--
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- Captain Matilda West
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of the First Continental
Alliance army.
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Serial number TK-421.
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Where am I?
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You're in my world now,
so I ask the questions.
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I'm not telling you shit.
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Let me ask you something
you can answer.
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Why is the sky red
where you come from?
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Really?
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You're gonna play this game?
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Like you don't know.
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All you need to know
is we'll never stop fighting you
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until you and everyone
you love are all dead.
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Charming.
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You make sure
she's tied up tight.
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She's a freaking banshee.
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Aaron?
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How does she know
my name?
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You're not him.
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How many more doubles
have you created?
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Listen to her.
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We need to send her back--
wherever the hell she came from.
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We're not sending her back.
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We need her to prove to Hawks
what we have works.
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And what do we have,
Matilda?
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I don't know yet...
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But whatever it is, it's...
something incredible.
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- Taking me for execution?
- Relax, Sarah Connor.
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I want you to see this.
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What happened to the sky?
It's been purified!
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This is not your world,
Matilda.
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We were telling you
the truth.
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[Gasping]
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Do you believe me now?
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00:16:07,381 --> 00:16:10,383
It's so beautiful.
261
00:16:13,187 --> 00:16:15,355
If I let you go...
262
00:16:15,389 --> 00:16:18,925
you won't...
kill me, right?
263
00:16:48,856 --> 00:16:51,825
[Triumphal music]
264
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:59,800
265
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:22,455
So what was the Aaron
you knew in your world like?
266
00:17:31,899 --> 00:17:34,434
He was a great man.
267
00:17:34,468 --> 00:17:38,238
And a brave soldier.
268
00:17:38,273 --> 00:17:41,341
I should know.
He...
269
00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:43,443
He was my husband.
270
00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:45,445
Are you serious?
271
00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:51,652
He was murdered in an ambush
three years ago.
272
00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:56,958
We were in love
from the first time we met.
273
00:17:56,992 --> 00:18:00,927
Are you and...
this Matilda like that?
274
00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:04,464
No. Not exactly.
275
00:18:04,498 --> 00:18:07,970
She's my brother's
fiancee now.
276
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,472
Matilda and I dated
in college
277
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,474
until she met Nick.
278
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:17,278
So you see, things are
very different in this universe.
279
00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:20,882
Not everything.
280
00:18:25,389 --> 00:18:28,357
I'm sorry.
281
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:29,892
You just can't imagine
what it's like
282
00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:32,495
to be with you again
after all these years.
283
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,164
I know the feeling.
284
00:18:55,287 --> 00:18:58,255
[Folksy pop tune]
285
00:18:58,290 --> 00:19:06,230
286
00:19:10,569 --> 00:19:13,038
[Moaning]
Aaron.
287
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,008
I like you.
288
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:31,146
This...is Tahiti.
289
00:20:31,181 --> 00:20:35,650
This is Bora Bora.
290
00:20:35,684 --> 00:20:37,117
We have...
291
00:20:37,151 --> 00:20:39,152
the Grand Canyon.
292
00:20:39,186 --> 00:20:43,756
And...Miami Beach.
293
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:45,658
You can really
get on an airship
294
00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:47,661
and transport
to all these places?
295
00:20:47,695 --> 00:20:50,664
Absolutely.
296
00:20:50,698 --> 00:20:53,667
Isn't there anyplace nice
to go where you come from?
297
00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:56,102
Not since
the radiation war started.
298
00:20:56,136 --> 00:20:57,670
The nuclear bombardments
299
00:20:57,705 --> 00:21:01,641
changed the climate
of the planet forever.
300
00:21:01,675 --> 00:21:04,577
How long ago
did the wars start?
301
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:05,945
52 years.
302
00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:08,782
God, so you've been
fighting your whole life!
303
00:21:08,816 --> 00:21:10,717
Since I was ten.
304
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,689
Can I tell you something,
Abby?
305
00:21:15,723 --> 00:21:17,691
In my world,
you're my best friend
306
00:21:17,725 --> 00:21:20,160
and most trusted aide.
307
00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:22,129
Really?
308
00:21:22,163 --> 00:21:25,132
Do you and your Matilda
have a relationship like that?
309
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,701
Actually,
I can't stand her.
310
00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:29,838
She treats me like shit.
Then she's a fool.
311
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:34,009
The Abby I know
is talented, brilliant,
312
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,245
and beautiful.
313
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:39,414
A lot like you.
314
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:45,053
Mm.
315
00:21:45,087 --> 00:21:47,555
Oh...God, what's wrong
with me?
316
00:21:47,589 --> 00:21:49,791
I don't--[coughs]
I don't feel right.
317
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:53,862
Oh, shit, you're gonna puke.
Wait, wait, not on my computer.
318
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:57,065
[Coughing, retching]
319
00:21:57,099 --> 00:21:59,735
Hey, hey, are you okay?
320
00:21:59,769 --> 00:22:02,738
Ah...
321
00:22:02,772 --> 00:22:05,407
Yeah, it's just stress.
I'll be fine.
322
00:22:05,442 --> 00:22:10,746
You're not...
pregnant, are you?
323
00:22:10,781 --> 00:22:13,749
God, I hope not.
324
00:22:13,784 --> 00:22:16,452
Where's my twin?
325
00:22:16,487 --> 00:22:20,523
Abby's giving her
a world tour.
326
00:22:20,557 --> 00:22:23,192
Good.
327
00:22:23,227 --> 00:22:24,727
Because I'm gonna take her
everywhere
328
00:22:24,762 --> 00:22:27,630
to prove
what we've accomplished.
329
00:22:27,665 --> 00:22:30,767
She'll be my King Kong.
330
00:22:30,801 --> 00:22:34,437
Great. You know
how that story ended.
331
00:22:39,777 --> 00:22:40,743
Oh...
332
00:22:40,778 --> 00:22:41,911
Matilda!
333
00:22:48,819 --> 00:22:52,255
Your other half
is sick too.
334
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:57,227
Both your immune systems
are in rapid freefall.
335
00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:02,799
Mm.
What's happening to us?
336
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:05,368
Does anyone recall
Mason's paradox?
337
00:23:05,402 --> 00:23:07,804
Yeah, of course.
Do I look like a moron?
338
00:23:07,838 --> 00:23:10,139
Mason was the first physicist
to try to prove
339
00:23:10,173 --> 00:23:11,807
that parallel universes
exist.
340
00:23:11,842 --> 00:23:14,577
Yes. And he failed.
But Mason had a theory...
341
00:23:14,611 --> 00:23:17,213
that even if we could go to
alternate planes of existence,
342
00:23:17,247 --> 00:23:19,315
we couldn't get anything
useful out of it
343
00:23:19,349 --> 00:23:21,884
because the parallel worlds
form a binary system.
344
00:23:21,919 --> 00:23:24,420
Binary--as in paired
particles?
345
00:23:24,455 --> 00:23:27,423
Every atom, every cell,
every being in our universe
346
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,158
has a duplicate in the other.
347
00:23:29,193 --> 00:23:32,962
But Mason also theorized that
it can't coexist for very long
348
00:23:32,997 --> 00:23:36,900
because it violates
the conservation of energy.
349
00:23:36,934 --> 00:23:40,337
Which means our molecules
will come apart at the seams
350
00:23:40,371 --> 00:23:43,975
if we occupy the same universe
for too long.
351
00:23:44,009 --> 00:23:45,710
Yeah.
352
00:23:47,613 --> 00:23:51,482
We have to send
the other Matilda back...
353
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,150
or both of you will die.
354
00:23:55,354 --> 00:23:57,155
All right, come on, baby.
355
00:23:57,190 --> 00:23:58,891
You need to drink a little.
356
00:24:01,462 --> 00:24:03,296
There ya go.
357
00:24:05,199 --> 00:24:08,134
Come on.
Just a little bit more.
358
00:24:08,168 --> 00:24:09,435
Ah--
[Sighs]
359
00:24:09,469 --> 00:24:11,203
How is she?
360
00:24:11,238 --> 00:24:13,906
Yeah, she's not doing
too well.
361
00:24:16,676 --> 00:24:18,777
Don't you wish
we could keep her
362
00:24:18,811 --> 00:24:20,879
and send the real Matilda
back?
363
00:24:20,914 --> 00:24:25,351
Yeah.
Yeah, I wish.
364
00:24:25,385 --> 00:24:27,921
All right, come on, baby.
365
00:24:30,091 --> 00:24:32,459
Are you ready?
366
00:24:32,494 --> 00:24:34,295
Nick, are you ready
to do this?
367
00:24:34,329 --> 00:24:36,465
Okay. I'm ready.
368
00:24:36,499 --> 00:24:37,733
Go get Matilda II.
369
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,168
What am I,
your fucking lackey?
370
00:24:39,202 --> 00:24:41,637
Just do it!
We're running out of time.
371
00:24:41,671 --> 00:24:43,238
All right?
372
00:25:24,679 --> 00:25:30,417
[Heartbeat thumping]
373
00:25:31,819 --> 00:25:33,587
Sounds good.
374
00:25:33,621 --> 00:25:36,958
So now that she's gone,
how do you feel?
375
00:25:36,992 --> 00:25:39,594
Better.
A lot better.
376
00:25:39,628 --> 00:25:41,963
Good.
377
00:25:41,997 --> 00:25:43,965
You know, it's amazing,
but...
378
00:25:43,999 --> 00:25:48,336
I'm really gonna miss
this place when we're gone.
379
00:25:48,371 --> 00:25:50,972
I'll be happy anywhere...
380
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,775
as long as
we're together.
381
00:26:31,712 --> 00:26:34,680
[Moaning]
382
00:26:44,287 --> 00:26:46,816
Spank me.
383
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,620
[Smack]
Ah!
384
00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:58,026
I know what you did,
Abby.
385
00:26:58,060 --> 00:27:00,594
What are you
talking about?
386
00:27:00,629 --> 00:27:02,529
I saw you switch
Matildas.
387
00:27:05,033 --> 00:27:07,501
That was the best sex
we've ever had.
388
00:27:07,535 --> 00:27:10,303
I mean, you were so...
389
00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:12,605
giving.
I didn't switch them.
390
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,675
Don't lie.
I saw you in the room with her.
391
00:27:18,311 --> 00:27:20,678
Okay, look...
you're right.
392
00:27:20,712 --> 00:27:22,847
I started to switch them,
393
00:27:22,881 --> 00:27:24,448
but then I just...
394
00:27:24,482 --> 00:27:28,385
I couldn't do it.
395
00:27:28,419 --> 00:27:30,720
It was amazing.
396
00:27:33,089 --> 00:27:36,424
I'm tired of being
in charge all the time.
397
00:27:36,459 --> 00:27:40,094
It's way more satisfying
to let you be on top.
398
00:27:42,897 --> 00:27:44,464
Oh, my God.
399
00:27:44,499 --> 00:27:46,633
Aaron...what's wrong?
400
00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:48,735
Well, I-I thought
you switched them.
401
00:27:48,769 --> 00:27:51,704
So I switched them back.
402
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:55,474
What's wrong, Nick?
403
00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:58,656
You're not my Matilda,
are you?
404
00:28:05,629 --> 00:28:07,031
Where's the prisoner?
405
00:28:07,032 --> 00:28:08,405
Colonel West.
406
00:28:08,765 --> 00:28:11,599
What happened?
407
00:28:13,689 --> 00:28:17,882
Aah!
[Echoing]
408
00:28:34,656 --> 00:28:39,757
If everyone here
is as naive as the three of you,
409
00:28:39,791 --> 00:28:42,625
in a few years, I'm gonna
be running this dimension.
410
00:28:42,659 --> 00:28:46,428
[Giggles]
411
00:28:46,453 --> 00:28:50,453
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
412
00:28:50,801 --> 00:28:52,668
Poor little Pluto
is so damn small
413
00:28:52,702 --> 00:28:54,603
some people don't think
it's a planet at all
414
00:28:54,637 --> 00:28:56,636
Clyde thinks so,
and that's good enough for me
415
00:28:56,670 --> 00:28:58,638
it beats Planet X,
which you can't even see
416
00:28:58,672 --> 00:29:00,540
the asteroid belt, man,
give it a rest
417
00:29:00,574 --> 00:29:02,944
you know, you can't beat earth
'cause earth's the best
418
00:29:02,978 --> 00:29:04,912
earth is the best, yeah,
earth is the best, yeah
419
00:29:04,946 --> 00:29:07,113
earth, yeah, is the best
420
00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:09,848
earth's got Chinese food
and microphones
421
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:11,282
microphones
422
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:14,619
earth's got porno stars
and ice cream cones
423
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:18,990
earth's got people
who are all alone
424
00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:22,760
earth's got Andrea
and slide trombones
425
00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,961
earth is the best, yeah,
earth is the best, yeah
426
00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:26,996
earth, yeah, is the best
427
00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:33,136
428
00:29:33,171 --> 00:29:34,504
hey
429
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:43,581
Kill Ubu, kill.
430
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,116
Good fish.
431
00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:49,716
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