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Typically, in the barbershop,
I heard good news.
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Did you hear?
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They renewed The Jeffersons
for another season.
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I love me some Weezie, boy-- whoo!
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Did you hear the Voyager 2space probe
had its first encounter with Uranus?
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But on this day, I got the worst news
I could imagine.
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Did y'all hear?
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Malvo is out of prison.
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Malvo was the career criminal
that I had helped put away.
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But like the Terminator,
everybody knew he'd be back,
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and they were ready.
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Shoot, I put extra locks on my doors.
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I put two locks on my bike.
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I locked up my locks.
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I ain't scared of Malvo.
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This is called "barbershop courage."
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Hey, Chris!
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Chris, Malvo's looking for you-oo-ooh!
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Say what?!
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Somebody help!
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Let me in!
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Please!
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Malvo.
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Where you been?
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Jail.
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Yep, that's where you were.
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Yeah, well, now I'm out--
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and I need you to help me.
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I could only imagine
what he wanted help with.
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Drive, boy!
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Drive!
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Help with what?
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Look...
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you the smartest person I know.
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Sad but true.
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So I need you to help me
get into high school.
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Wait, why do you want
to break into high school?
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There's nothing worth stealing.
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I know-- I made that mistake before.
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He was sentenced to stealing a book
about sentences.
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I don't want to break in to high school,
I want to get into high school.
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That'll be the first step
to turning my life around.
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What do you want from me?
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I want you to tutor me.
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Why don't you just take the GED?
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I don't want no GED!
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I want the complete experience.
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I want to sit at the desk,
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I want to smell the textbooks
and the chalk,
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and I want to be with the
other kids, frolicking.
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Sounds like Michael Jackson's diary.
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I- I don't mean to make you mad...
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or anything...
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but...
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hypothetically speaking,
what would happen if I said no?
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Nothing.
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I'm trying to change.
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It's not like I'll beat you up
or stab you or anything.
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That's how I proposed to Tina.
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Oh. Well, then, in that case...
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my answer would have to be...
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no.
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Run!
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??? loved baseball,
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and even though we lived in New York,
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my dad's favorite team
was the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Hey, son, what you listening to?
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The Mets.
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They're my new favorite baseball team.
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No...!
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What did you say?
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They're, like, the best team
in the league.
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They're probably gonna win
the World Series.
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What about the Dodgers?
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What about 'em?
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They hired Jackie Robinson.
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So?
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Don't you realize that without
the Dodgers,
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there'd be no black people in baseball?
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The Dodgers are from Brooklyn.
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The Dodgers have famous hot dogs.
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The Dodgers have better logos.
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The Dodgers marched with Dr. King.
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I don't care.
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I still like the Mets.
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I guess you can buy your own food
and clothing.
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Mature.
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Wait, Dad, don't be like that.
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Just admit it-- the Mets are
a better team than the Dodgers.
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My father believed in the Dodgers so much,
he did the unthinkable.
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You want to put some money on it?
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A bet?
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Yeah.
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The Dodgers are in town this weekend
against the Mets, for three games.
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We'll see who's the better team.
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How much?
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A dollar.
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Okay, you're on.
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Take this in the house.
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Back at the barbershop, everybody wanted
to know how I was still alive.
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And you said no?
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Yeah. Ain't nobody scared of Malvo.
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Except you.
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Uh! I would have never said no.
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Mm.
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Mm, what?
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What do you mean?
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The man was asking for your help,
and you turned him down--
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sometimes people need a hand.
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Now, back when I hadmytroubles,
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if it wasn't for Supercuts Johnson,
I don't know where I'd be today.
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Supercut Johnson? Who's that?
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Anywhere relation to Jehri Curl Johnson?
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He was a barber when I was doing time
in prison.
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He used to cut hair on death row.
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Why would you want to get your hair cut
when you're on death row?
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- You was in the joint?
- Oh, yeah.
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Man, what'd you do?
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You know that tag on the mattress
that says "Do not pull off"?
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I pulled that thing off.
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Do not pull that tag off, man.
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They are not playing with y'all.
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So Supercuts Johnson taught you
how to cut hair?
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Not only that, he told me that
everybody deserves a second chance.
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Well, where is he now?
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Oh, he's dead.
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He got the chair.
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But he looked good.
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So, do you think Malvo deserves
a second chance?
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Look, your life is on the line, man.
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Do you think he needs a second chance?
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Think about it.
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Latrinda, those are some nice earrings.
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My mom would never let me wear those.
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My mama don't know-- these are hers.
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I wear her stuff all the time.
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Can I try 'em on?
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Yeah.
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Hey, ladies.
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What are y'all up to?
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Nothing.
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Thank you so much for letting me come over
and play with Tonya.
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On, no problem, Latrinda.
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I'm happy she finally has somebody nice
to play with.
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You guys come on downstairs.
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I'm making some snacks.
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Okay.
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If I helped Malvo, maybe someday
he would help someone else--
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or at least kill one less person.
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Can't you see I'm trying to better myself?
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Malvo.
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What?!
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I decided to help you.
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Looks like I ain't gonna be needing you
after all, Four Eyes!
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Get out of here!
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I thought you said you weren't gonna
beat anybody up.
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I wasn't beating him up,
I was threatening him!
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He'd gone from a felony to a misdemeanor.
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That was progress.
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All right.
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Well, let's get started.
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Okay.
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When I told my parents about Malvo,
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they insisted on talking to him,
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but they were prepared for anything.
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I made you all a bean pie.
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Oh! Thank you!
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No. Thankyou.
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Thank y'all for having me over.
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No problem.
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It was our pleasure.
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So, I understand you want our son
to help you get into high school.
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Yes, sir.
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Well, you do realize it's not
a school togethigh?
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Yes, ma'am.
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I figure if I'm gonna turn my life around,
it starts with education.
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That's nice; education is good.
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So what do you plan on doing
with this education?
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Well, short-term,
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I was thinking about becoming
a male nurse.
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Male nurse-- that's good!
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You know, not many of those.
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That way, he can care for you
after he beats the hell out of you.
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Long-term, I was thinking about
becoming an astronaut.
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Whoo, that's way up there.
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Sky's the limit.
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He wanted to be the first man
to steal things in space.
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You know, Malvo, we-we really appreciate
what you're trying to do.
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Yeah, but, um,
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we kind of don't like the idea of our son
hanging out with a...
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ex-con.
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Ex-con, yeah.
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I understand, sir,
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but all I want is a second chance.
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I mean, if I can turn my life around
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and become a guy like you,
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the world will see me differently.
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No, they won't.
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Congratulations.
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Good luck.
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Good luck.
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Good luck.
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So, uh, Malvo,
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do you have all your records?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
those were lost in a... school "fire."
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I don't know why he's doing quotes.
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He actually set the school on fire.
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Well, you know,
I-I work for the Department of Records.
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Maybe I could help you find,
you know, some copies of yours.
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That'd be great; I'd be most gracious.
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"Most gracious."
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Good word.
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Come on, man.
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Malvo was trying to do right,
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but wrong was knocking at our door.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, you Tonya's mother?
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Yes, I am.
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Who are you?
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I'm Alyson; I'm Latrinda's mother.
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I'm here to talk to you about
what your daughter did.
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Well, what did my daughter do?
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Well, she talked my little Latrinda
into going to see an R-rated movie
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and I don't appreciate it.
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I don't appreciate that outfit.
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Well, that does not sound like my Tonya,
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but I promise you I'll get down
to the bottom of it.
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Yeah, you do that.
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I miss Salt-N-Pepa.
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What happened at the movies?
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What do you mean?
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Latrinda's mother just came here and told
me you dragged her to an R-rated movie.
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No, that's not what happened.
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Latrinda's mother was supposed to come
with us to see Police Academy 3,
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but she just dropped us off,
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so Latrinda ??? to some movie called
Kiss of the Spider Woman,
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and they had all nasty killing and stuff
in there
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and I didn't want to see it, so I left.
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I was used to seeing Malvo getting booked,
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not reading one.
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Hey, Chris.
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Hey, Malvo. Where you going?
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Down to Greenwich Village to play Scrabble
in the park.
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What have you got there, an abacus?
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No.
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♪♪♪
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What are you talking about?
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I'm just practicing my new words.
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Oh, well... listen, man,
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my mom pulled up your records.
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There's no way you can get
into high school.
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Why not?
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You never graduated junior high school.
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Now I feel abysmal.
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Nothing sadder than a depressed gangster.
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?? st the eighth grade,
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I decided to ask a professional.
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Chris, this is wonderful.
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You're like a one-man Operation PUSH.
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Thank you.
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And Malvo,
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with the proper education,
267
00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,200
you can do so many things.
268
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,700
You could be a garbage collector,
269
00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,700
garbage truck driver,
270
00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,400
garbage truck dispatcher.
271
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,300
The list is endless.
272
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,300
So what do you think we should do next?
273
00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,800
I've got an idea.
274
00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,500
Why don't you sit in--
275
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,200
which your people have historically
been good at--
276
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,100
and audit my class?
277
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:03,700
"Audit" means to attend classes
or lectures as an auditor.
278
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,000
Auditor means "hearer" or "listener."
279
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,100
Yes.
280
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,900
So, how would that help him?
281
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:13,900
Well, if he's preparing for an equivalency
test, he needs classroom experience.
282
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,700
It'll help him get acclimated.
283
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:19,300
Acclimated: "to accustom or to become
accustomed to a new climate
284
00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,300
or an environment."
285
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,000
Thank you, Miss Morello.
286
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,200
Yes, thank you.
287
00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:31,900
Chris, I think this is a great way for you
to get your father off the streets.
288
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,400
And in her bed.
289
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:39,100
Back home, my father was realizing that
these weren't Jackie Robinson's Dodgers.
290
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,600
Yes! Ha! The Mets win again.
291
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,100
Looks like you owe me a dollar.
292
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:47,200
My father was a strong man,
but right then, that dollar weighed a ton.
293
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,900
Double or nothing?
294
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,100
You want to let it ride?
295
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,900
Let it ride.
296
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,900
Malvo was a big hit in school.
297
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,300
Now, when you're on the yard,
298
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,600
it's all about attitude.
299
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,800
If you don't think you're tough,
somebody might shank you,
300
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,400
so you think you're tough, right?
301
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,800
Yeah, yeah, I think I'm tough.
302
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,500
And I'm ready for recess.
303
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,700
Yeah, bring it on!
304
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,700
Nice brag, Bobby Joe.
305
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,800
At least he didn't shank you.
306
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,200
You gonna do it like that?
307
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,100
Huh?
308
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,100
I'll kill...!
309
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,300
Who can name the five characteristics
of an ecosystem?
310
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,600
I see one hand.
311
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,400
Class...?
312
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,000
Anybody else?
313
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,100
Your mama's so fat she left a ring
around the lake.
314
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:48,500
And your mama's teeth so yellow,
when she smile, cars slow down.
315
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:52,900
And your mama's so black that she uses
Armor All instead of lotion.
316
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,900
You talking about my mama?
317
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,500
No.
318
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,100
Nah, that's a good joke.
319
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,700
Chris, Malvo,
320
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,700
I'm afraid I've got some bad news.
321
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,600
What is it?
322
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,500
Malvo, there was a background check done
on you
323
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:10,300
and it was discovered you were
just released from prison.
324
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:17,800
And although I find this dance
with danger exciting and tillating,
325
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:22,400
other people are scared out of their minds
and they want you out.
326
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,400
What other people?
327
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,500
Let's just say the higher authorities.
328
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,600
Let's just say the white people.
329
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,700
Now how am I supposed to get
into high school?
330
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,100
This is like if BET made an after-school
special.
331
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,300
Now I was on my own trying to get Malvo
through this process,
332
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,300
but Malvo was making progress.
333
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,900
What year was the Magna Carta signed?
334
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,600
1215.
335
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:47,700
You got another one right.
336
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,900
Yeah!
337
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,200
Hey!
338
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,800
I was just wondering how studying
was coming along.
339
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,300
Good.
340
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,800
Yeah, Malvo's doing great.
341
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,100
Okay, just checking on you.
342
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,300
Go back to studying.
343
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,200
Okay, um, the Battle of Hastings?
344
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,900
1066.
345
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,700
You, sir, are smarter than a ninth-grader.
346
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,400
And you're only 32.
347
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,500
And now another installment
of Parenting for Dummies...
348
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,500
Where's my daughter?
349
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,200
...at R. Kelly's house.
350
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,000
How would I know?
351
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,700
Well, I called Latrinda from work.
352
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,200
She says Tonya's coming over.
353
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,700
I get to the house, nobody's there,
354
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,400
so, obviously, Tonya dragged her off
to God knows where.
355
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,000
So you're telling me that Latrinda's
gone off someplace
356
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,400
and you think Tonya has something
to do with it?
357
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,400
Uh, yeah.
358
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,700
Tonya?
359
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,600
Yes, Mama?
360
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,600
Do you have any idea where Latrinda is?
361
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,100
No.
362
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,500
Don't lie to me.
363
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,700
She's at Black Paul's house.
364
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:47,800
Black Paul?!
365
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,900
Black Paul?
366
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,800
Oh, Lordy, not Black Paul!
367
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,200
She asked me to go with her and I said
I couldn't come.
368
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,700
Does this answer your question?
369
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,400
Yeah, thank you.
370
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,100
Oh, um, excuse me.
371
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,300
Does, um...
372
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,100
does Tonya know where,
exactly, Black Paul lives?
373
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:09,300
Next door to Brown Willy's house.
374
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,300
You and I need to talk...
375
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,500
yeah.
376
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:17,900
I'll be back.
377
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,200
And here's the pitch...
378
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,100
Strike three called!
379
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,400
And that's the ball game as the Mets win
380
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,300
- again against the Dodgers!
- Yes! I win again!
381
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,700
- And that's two in a row...
- Double or nothing.
382
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,500
Double or nothing?
383
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,100
On two dollars?
384
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:31,900
That's right.
385
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,400
Double or nothing.
386
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,700
Got yourself a bet.
387
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,500
You know, she knows I don't like her
hanging out with Paul.
388
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,900
I mean, that girl act like she can do
whatever she want to do.
389
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,700
Well, maybe she's not acting.
390
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:49,600
What?
391
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,700
You know, I think you're setting
a bad example for her.
392
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,100
Maybe you need to grow up.
393
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,800
What are you talking about?
394
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,700
I mean, look at yourself, Allison.
395
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,900
You running around here looking
like Salt-N-Pepa.
396
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:05,200
while your daughter's running the streets
and we out looking for Mr. Goodbar.
397
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,000
Look, you don't know me, okay?
398
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,400
You don't know nothing about me.
399
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,400
You know what? You right.
400
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,300
Maybe I'm the one who's crazy.
401
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,700
I need to be more like you, you know?
402
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,000
Gritty!
403
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,400
Living on the edge!
404
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:22,700
You know?
405
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,000
Crazy, sexy, cool!
406
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,400
Funky, fresh!
407
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:27,500
You know what?
408
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,800
To hell with these nappy-headed kids,
girl.
409
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,600
Let's go out and spray paint a wall.
410
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,900
Let's buy a knife and trade it for a gun.
411
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,800
Matter of fact, let's sell some blood,
girl.
412
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,900
What you, A-positive or O?
413
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:40,300
You know what?
Maybe we should get pregnant again.
414
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,200
Let's have another...
415
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,900
Or maybe you should just mind
your own business.
416
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,400
It was do-or-die for Malvo.
417
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:53,700
Either he was gonna pass his test or
the world would have one less astronaut.
418
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,800
The answers are all multiple choice.
419
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,300
So make sure you fill in all circles
completely.
420
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,700
Keep your eyes on your own paper.
421
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,800
If you cheat, you leave.
422
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,000
Well?
423
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,000
I scored in the 70 percentile.
424
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,400
I passed!
425
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,400
Congratulations.
426
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,700
Thanks, Chris, man,
I couldn't did it without you.
427
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
When nobody else believed in me, you did.
428
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,500
You the wind beneath beneath my wings.
429
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,100
And he was the convict beneath
my nightmares.
430
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,300
Despite the awkwardness of this moment,
431
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,500
I was really happy I helped Malvo.
432
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,900
Things were looking good for Malvo,
but bad for my father.
433
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:38,800
The Mets win again,
434
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,200
completing the three-game sweep
of the Dodgers.
435
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,600
- And the Dodger fans...
- It's a sad day, isn't it?
436
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,800
I mean, it's got to be hard when you
realize that your team is second-best.
437
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,200
The team you loved your whole life
since you were a little boy.
438
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,800
Here's you four dollars.
439
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400
Don't talk to me.
440
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:08,700
Hey.
441
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,000
Um,
442
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,700
I just camby to apologize.
443
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,300
Really?
444
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:17,700
Yeah, Latrinda went and got herself
in more trouble.
445
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,600
She said if it was okay for me to act this
way, then why wasn't it okay for her?
446
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,200
That's a good question.
447
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,700
What did you tell her?
448
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,700
I just told her, I said, "Look, I'm your
mother and if you don't straighten up,"
449
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,600
"then I'm gonna knock the medulla
out of your oblongata."
450
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,400
That's what I'm talking about!
451
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,800
Good for you, girl.
452
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,700
So, um, anyway,
453
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,100
I just wanted to say thank you
for talking to me the way that you did.
454
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,700
It really helped.
455
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,900
Any time.
456
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,300
And you know, who knows? Maybe sometimes,
Latrinda can come over again...
457
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,200
Take care, girl.
458
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,500
So, you enjoying my four dollars?
459
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,300
That's long gone.
460
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,000
Boy, what can you blow four dollars
on that fast?
461
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,700
Actually, it was five, but
462
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,200
I figured you were worth it.
463
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,300
For the number-one fan of the
number-two team in baseball.
464
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,400
Thanks.
465
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,700
This tender moment should not
be diminished,
466
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,400
but later that day my father returned
that hat,
467
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,000
got his five dollars back
and ended up a dollar up on the deal.
468
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,600
Hey, Malvo, w's it going?
469
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,800
Pretty good, pretty good.
470
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,600
I made a decision and I wanted
to tell you about it first.
471
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,400
About high school?
472
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,200
Yeah.
473
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,700
I'm not going.
474
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,900
What?!
475
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
What are you talking about?
476
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,600
Getting into high school is harder
that getti into jail.
477
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,700
You got to obey all these rules,
you got to fill out forms,
478
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,500
you got to stand in line to get licenses
for things.
479
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,000
What was all this about then?
480
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,400
Why'd you put me through all this?
481
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,500
Well, I thought my life would be better
if I wasn't in trouble,
482
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,800
and it is better...
483
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,400
but I'm bored, Chris.
484
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:56,700
I mean, when we were studying and working
on stuff together, it was exciting.
485
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,500
But to tell you the truth, Chris,
486
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,100
I'm okay at being right,
487
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,600
but I'm an expert at being wrong.
488
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,500
Malvo, you can't do this to me, man.
489
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,600
I mean, what about all my hard work?
490
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,300
Yeah, I appreciate that.
491
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,300
That's why I'm not robbing you anymore.
492
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,000
Thanks.
493
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:12,900
I'm robbing the store.
494
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,400
Now give me all the money.
495
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:20,600
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