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When I was 15 goin'on 16
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The one thing I wanted most
was a kiss from a girl
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And I did'nt care who it was
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As long as she wasn't in my family
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At the time, I thoughtI would only get a kiss
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one of a few ways.
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There was"catch a girl, kiss a girl."
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She ran faster than Flo Jo.
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There was "kiss a girland run like hell."
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And there was spin the bottle.ot
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Hey, Chris.
Hey, Tasha.
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Hey, Drew.
Hey.
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Men, are you still on Tasha ?
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Does Angelina Jolielike black babies?
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Yeah.
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You know she plays
spin the bottle.
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You're lying.
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For real.
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Everybody's playing.
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And he meant everybody.
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So, if I can get
anin the game, maybe I can get
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Yeah, if you're lucky.
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If I was lucky I wont be counting
on a empty bottle to get me a kiss
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Hi. I don't believe
we've met before.
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My name is Greg.
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No, I
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I mean, I haven't
been to a party.
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Wh uld you
even ask me that?
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Because I'm trying
to get into one.
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Hold on. You do
know what they do at those parties, right?
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Yeah. People kiss.
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Oh. I must be thinking of a
different kind of game, then.
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Greg wrote about that partyin his book,
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Ow, There's a Bottle in My...
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So, you ever
kiss anybody?
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Have I?
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Cousins don't count.
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Oh. Then no.
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Are you sure you really want
to play spin the bottle?
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I mean, there's
always a chance that you'll end up
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I don't know. Let's just say...
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Ugly!
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I don't think you get it.
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Tasha is at this party.
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There's no guarantee your
spin's gonna land on her.
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Listen, for me
it's a win-win.
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And all I know is,
I'm gonna get a kiss.
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Hey, Mr. Omar.
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Hey.
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Who died?
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Oh. Mr. Abernathy.
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Got decapitated
by a flying hubcap. Tragic.
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Tragic!
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Is that his wife?
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Mm-hmm.
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See ya.
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Oh, hey, hey! Drew, Drew.
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You got, uh, five dollars
I could borrow?
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n't loan moneyNE
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Come on.
You know I'm good for it.
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Drew inherited one qualityfrom my father--
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he was a tightwad, and he savedevery penny he got,
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no matteno mw he got it.
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Here.
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Oh, thank you, son.
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When are you gonna
pay me back?
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Never!
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Tomorrow.
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Cool.
Okay.
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Hey. Uh.. just keep the
change. That's all you.
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All right?
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Oh, hey, Tasha.
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What's going on?
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ing. Just need to pick up
NEsome milk for my grandmother.
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Oh. Would you like me to spin
over there and get you a bottle?
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No. Why are you
acting weird?
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Oh, I just heard
that you were at a party in the neighborhood
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What?
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Yeah, you know, spin the...
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Look, don't you ever,
ever, ever repeat it.
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Okay.
Okay? I won't say anything.
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I just wanted
to go to the next one.
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ri
Well, it's not up to me.
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Lisa sets up
the parties.
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Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
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Can you let me go?
No.
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Promise you're not
going to tell nobody. I promise.
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Promise?
I omise.
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PC
Again. I promise.
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Promise.
I promise.
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One more time.
I promise.
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All right.
(gasps)
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Tasha went on to become thefirst female Ultimate Fighter.
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I'm sorry, it's just if
my grandmother finds out,
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she'll kill me.
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Well, then, I just need
to talk to Lisa.
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You can't ask her,
she has to ask you,
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and you can't tell
her I told you.
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It was like gettinginto the Mafia.
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All right, well, give me
something to work with.
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How do I get into the game?
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She likes Prince.
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Okay.
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Well, thank you for coming,
Lionel Richie family.
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While I was being chokedby Tasha,
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my mother's pastwas being revived.
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"An old flame
will be reignited."
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What does yours say, baby?
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Oh, I don't care.
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They're all silly anyway.
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No, no, they're real.
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My wife writes the fortunes.
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She can see into the future.
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"Here comes Lance"?
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Lance?
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Rochelle?
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Is that you?
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Oh, my God.
Lance, what are you doing around here?
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I just bought another Laundromat
in the neighborhood.
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You know Sire Suds?
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That's you?
That's me.
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Washing machines
fit for a a queen.
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Oh, well, Lance,
this is my husband, Julius,
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and my daughter, Tonya.
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Hi.
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What a lovely family.
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But I always knew
you had good genes.
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(laughing):
Oh, stop it.
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Oh... What about you?
Are you married?
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No, no, I, uh, let all
the good ones get away.
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Yeah, sorry to hear that.
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Nice to meet you, Larry.
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Lance.
Okay.
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It's great seeing
you again, Rochelle.
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Next time you come down, I'll
give you a few free loads.
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Also, here are some
coupons for, uh,
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a new dry cleaners
I'm opening.
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My father would take a couponfrom bin Laden.
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Thanks, Lurch.
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It's Larry.
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It's Lance.
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Take care.
Good-bye, Rochelle.
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Ni meeting youti
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All right, Lance.
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What?
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After tomorrow came and went,
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Drew came and went off.
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Hey, Drew.
My man.
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Where's my money?
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Oh...
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Man, I'm sorry, totally
forgot all abo
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It's okay.
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You can pay me now.
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Okay.
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You know what?
I left my wallet at the office.
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The officein your back pocket?
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So...can I pay you tomorrow?
Yeah,
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but I'm gonna have
to charge you interest.
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Interest?
15%.
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15%? That's outrageous.
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On the streets it's 17.
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I'm doing you a favor.
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I'll be back.
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Black Terminator.
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While Drew was tryingto settle a debt,
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I was trying to set up a score.
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Hey, Lisa.
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Chris.
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What you been up to?
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Oh, nothing, I've just
been around, you know,
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at home listening
to Prince, but... For real?
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I love Prince
and anything to doith him.
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She wentto see The Color Purple
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because she assumedit was about Prince.
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Can I show you something?
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What?
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Do you remember at
the end of Purple Rain
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when Prince sprayed
everybody with his guitar?
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Yeah, I'll
never forget it.
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Yeah, well, check this out.
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Oh, my God, is that...?
Yes,
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it's the hose he attached
to the back of his guitar.
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Where did you get that?
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I found it in the street,dummy.
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I got a friend
who lives in Minneapolis.
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Oh, my God, can I touch it?
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I'm not even touching thatin
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Maybe.
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Look, what do you know about
this spin the bottle party?
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Who told you?
Nobody.
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No, somebody.
Who?
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I won't tell you.
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Who?
No.
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Okay, my house,
8:00 tomorrow night.
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Don't tell anybody.
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.thanks
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♪♪♪♪
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Hey, Daddy.
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Hey, baby.
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Listen,
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I need you to something for me, Okay.
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OK
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Your mother's birthday
is coming up.
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Yeah, in three months.
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Right, and I want to throw
a little party for her
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and I was thinking of inviting
her friend Lance, but...
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I don't know...
You want me to ask Mama if she likes Lance?
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Yeah.
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Well, Daddy, I don't
think I can do that.
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At least not for free.
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Are you asking me for money?
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Are you asking me
to spy on Mama?
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It's not spying.
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I just want you to ask her
a couple questions.
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Well, how come
you can't ask her?
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Because here's five dollars,
that's how come.
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I'll take care of it.
Thank you.
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Tonya made more money thatyear than my father.
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At school, Greg was putting
g his usual spin on things.
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Dude, you're so in there.
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Yeah, and Tasha's coming.
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Don't get
your hopes up.
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The statistical chances of you
actually getting to kiss her
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when there's six other players
at the party are about...
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six to one.
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Better than my usual348 million one.
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I'm not worried
about that.
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You shouldn't be worried
about it.
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(whispering):
I just don't know if I'm gonna do it right.
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Lip-ups.
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What?
Lip-ups.
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Richie Cunningham
was afraid of the same thing
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and the Fonz told him
hip-ups.
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Put your face on the floor
and push up with your lips.
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What? Are you crazy?
I'm not kissing the floor.
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This is what happens when youwatch shows about white people.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I was just looking
r a quarter I dropped.
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Oh. Well, it looked like
you were doing lip-ups.
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You know those don't work.
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The hardest partabout practicing kissing
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is trying to do it by yourself.
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Boy, what is wrong with you?
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Can't a boy kiss himselfin the mirror in peace?
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HD
Mr. Omar?
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Drew? What the...?
Where's my money?
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You said you were
coming back tomorrow.
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It is tomorrow.
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It's 4:00 in the morning, man.
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I want my money.
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Drew, I got to get up in
the morning and go to work.
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Ch
And I got to get up and go to school,
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but I can't concentrate
because I don't have my money.
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Okay, okay.
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Can you give me another day?
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Fine.
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But another day is going
to cost you another dollar.
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And after tomorrow, that's it.
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What's it?
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Nothing.
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I'd just hate to see
something bad happen.
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What kind of something?
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Something tragic.
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Have a nice night.
266
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:51,600
Drew went on to help foundDeath Row Records.
267
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,800
Omar's day had taken a turnfor the worse,
268
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:57,600
but my night was about to geta whole lot better.
269
00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,400
(knocking on door)
Come in.
270
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,700
I need you to watch Tonya.
271
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:01,500
What?
272
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I'll be back around 9:00.
273
00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,400
Okay, baby, be good.
274
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,600
All right.
In bed by 9:00 and stay out of my room.
275
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er
What are you looking at?
276
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:18,100
About five to ten when Idrown you in that cereal bowl.
277
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,800
I need you to do
something for me.
278
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,500
What?
I'm going out,
279
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,000
and I need you to stay here
and keep youuth shut.
280
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,100
That's five dollar's
worth of need.
281
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,400
Fine. Mom will be back
at 9:00, be in bed.
282
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,800
And if I don't get in trouble,
I'll pay you when I get back.
283
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,500
Okay.
284
00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,500
Tonya investedall of her extortion money
285
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,900
and retired at 30.
286
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:42,200
Playing spin the bottlewas one of the greatest momentsof my teenage life.
287
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:45,800
It wast shortcutto kissing girls,outside of becoming famous.
288
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,500
Ooh, Susan.
289
00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,300
I wish that was mekissing her.
290
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,200
Please, please, please.
291
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,400
Damn, damn, damn.
292
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,800
Instead of spinning the bottle,
293
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I wanted to bust itover his head.
294
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,200
TASHA:
Chris, your turn.
295
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Finally!
296
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Hey, this ain'tthe Logo channel.
297
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Spin it again, Chris.
298
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I needed the bottleto point to a girl
299
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so I could take my lipsfor a spin.
300
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,300
HD
It wasn't Tasha,but I could pretend.
301
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,200
TASHA:
Dag, Chris, that's enough.
302
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,800
You act like it's your first
kiss or something.
303
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,400
Wait till I tell Greg.
304
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,700
If you tell anybody,
I will break your lips.
305
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,700
In that case, wait till I writeGreg a detailed letter.
306
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,900
????
307
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,700
♪♪♪
308
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,700
A girl's lips had touched mine.
309
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,700
It was great, and nothingwas ever going to change that.
310
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,100
So you're Chris?
311
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,100
Yeah. Who are you?
312
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Nobody.
313
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Just a dude who wanted to know
who my girl was talking about.
314
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,300
What?
315
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,000
It's cool, man.
316
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,800
I just want her
to be happy.
317
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,800
But I still
love her though.
318
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,500
But, you know, if you're
the one she wants, then, you know,
319
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,500
that-that-that's cool.
That's cool.
320
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,700
I'm gonna
just deal with that.
321
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,900
Deal with that?
322
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,700
Man, what are you
talkg about? It's ai'ight, man.
323
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,500
You won. You won.
324
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,700
You know it, I know it,
325
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,200
and Susan knows it.
326
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,600
But check this out.
327
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,400
If you mess up...
328
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,000
I'll be there.
329
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,800
Hopefully not with one gloveand a friend in a Bronco.
330
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,000
I'm gonna be there, Chris!
331
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,500
I will be there!
332
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,500
While I had one footin the grave,
333
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,200
Tonya was digging up dirt.
334
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,500
Hey, baby.
Hey, Ma.
335
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,300
Can I ask you something?
336
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,200
Sure. What is it?
337
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,300
Did you ever kiss Lance?
338
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,700
Smooth.
339
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,600
That, Tonya, is none
of your business.
340
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,000
Okay, well...
341
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,700
do you love Lance more
than you love Daddy?
342
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,300
Instead of beatingaround a bush,
343
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,800
Tonya took a chainsaw to it.
344
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,100
ROCHELLE:
Well, since you're so interested in knowing what happened,
345
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,300
I guess I'll tell you.
346
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,700
I was dating Lance
347
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,900
and then I met your father.
348
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,300
You want to know why
I broke up with Lance?
349
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,700
Why?
350
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,600
Because your father was,
351
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,500
is and will always be
the love of my life.
352
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,600
Okay?
Okay.
353
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,800
That okay with you, Julius?
354
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,500
Okay.
355
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,700
Brooklyn was the homeof many modern trends,
356
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,200
stalking was one of them.
357
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,700
So was the sensitive thug.
358
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,400
So was the restraining order.
359
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,400
Years later,Dwayne would go on to bethe first guy from Brooklyn
360
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,200
with a girl he stalked,stabbed and restrained.
361
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,400
Hey, Chris.
362
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,500
Who is Dwayne and why is
he following me around and standing outside my house?
363
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,400
Oh, he's my boyfriend.
364
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,300
But he wasn't acting right,
so I told him about our kiss.
365
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,500
I thought you said
not to tell anybody. You didn't, did you?
366
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,800
We're not talking about me.
We're talking about you.
367
00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:00,000
And plus, you don't
have somebody following you around in fatigues?
368
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,100
Hey, calm down, okay?
369
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,200
He ain't gonna do nothing.
370
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,300
How do you know?
371
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,400
I'll talk to him.
372
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,500
Isn't that howall this got started?
373
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,100
Can I ask you a question?
374
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,100
Sure.
375
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,200
That kiss, I mean,
was it good?
376
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,900
Was it too much lip,
too sloppy?
377
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,800
It was... fine.
378
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,400
You're a good kisser.
379
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,700
Really?
380
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,200
Yeah.
381
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,800
At that moment, I had neverbeen more happy, or afraid.
382
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:43,400
I had two kisses and a deaththreat, and I was cashing out.
383
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,700
Really.
384
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,100
It was nice.
385
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,200
If you tell anybody,
I will break your tongue.
386
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,800
Shouldn't I be saying that?
387
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,400
While I was countingmy blessings,
388
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,300
Mr. Omar had to pay the piper.
389
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,200
I know it's hard
to lose your husband.
390
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:04,500
But remember, he's in
a better place right now.
391
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,200
Drew?!
392
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,200
Where's my money?
393
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,800
Man, we're on our way
to a funeral.
394
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,100
You want to make it two?
395
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,700
You're not going anywhere
until I get my money.
396
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,400
You got five dollars
I could borrow?
397
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,300
Seven.
398
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,000
Seven.
399
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,400
This is coming out
of your bill.
400
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,000
Mr. Omar hated paying backmoney even if it wasn't his.
401
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,000
Thank you.
402
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,100
And, uh,
sorry about your husband.
403
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,900
At least one of them is.
404
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,100
While Drew collected his money,
405
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,300
Susan calledto collect her man.
406
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,700
Hey, Chris.
407
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:55,600
Hey.
408
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,000
Could you come down for a
second, I want to talk to you.
409
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:58,600
Sure.
410
00:17:58,700 --> 00:17:59,900
The funny thing about girls is
411
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,800
even when they saythey don't care what you do,
412
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,100
they still carewho you're doing it with.
413
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,200
I heard about
you and Susan.
414
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,000
Heard what?
415
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,800
You know.
Everybody knows.
416
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,400
She broke up with Dwayne
for you.
417
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,500
Who told you that?
418
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,600
Dwayne.
419
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,900
Well, it's not true.
420
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,400
Oh.
421
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,900
I was going to say,
after one kiss, dang.
422
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,100
I had no ideawhat all that meant,
423
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,700
but I took it as a compliment.
424
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,500
So do you like her?
425
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,700
I mean, she's all right.
426
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,100
She a good kisser?
427
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,500
Better than my pillow.
428
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,800
It was cool.
429
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,400
You think she's better than me?
430
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,300
Kissing?
431
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,100
No. Tetherball, stupid.
432
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,600
I don't know. I mean...
433
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,600
When you kissed Robert,
you looked pretty good.
434
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,000
I did?
Yeah.
435
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:44,800
Is your mom home?
436
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,400
Uh, no, why?
437
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,900
HD
Can we go upstairs for a second?
438
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,100
What for?
439
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,500
Hey, idiot, can't you seewhat's happening here?
440
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,200
I want to show you something.
441
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,300
Okay, cool.
442
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,100
Thank you.
443
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,500
Hi, Tasha.
444
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,200
Hi, Chris.
445
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:58,700
Dang it.
446
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,200
Hey, Mom.
Hi.
447
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,400
Baby, when you're done here,
I want you to come help me with dinner, okay? Okay.
448
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,000
All right. Tasha, tell your
grandmother I say hello.
449
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:07,700
Come on.
450
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,600
Oh, I forgot I have
to wash the dishes.
451
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,800
Oh, okay, well,
what were you going to show me?
452
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,100
Nothing.
I'll just see you later.
453
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,800
I never did find out what Tashawas going to show me,
454
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:22,500
but after my first kiss,I saw a whole new side of her.
455
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,500
Yes, may I help you?
456
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,000
Hi, are you Chris's mother?
457
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,200
Yes.
458
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,900
Why? What did he do?
459
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,800
He was at a party with
my daughter, Susan, last Wednesday night.
460
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,000
Oh, no, no, no,
I don't think so.
461
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:40,600
Chris was here at home
watching my daughter for me on Wednesday night.
462
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,500
Okay, well, somebody named Chris
was at that party
463
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,300
and she said that he lived here.
464
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,500
Look, I'm just trying to inform
everybody who was at t party
465
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,400
that Susan was contagious
and she s the mumps.
466
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,700
Well, I don't know
what you're talking about
467
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,000
because Chris doesn't have
the mumps.
468
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:58,600
One minute.
469
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,700
Chris!
470
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,300
Maybe the mumps will cushionmy butt-whupping.
471
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:15,900
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