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being around Tasha,
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we had become really good friends.
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"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"?
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What does that even mean?
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The problem was: I didn't want to be just a friend.
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I wanted to get out of the friend zone and into the lover zone,
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and the only way was to swing for the fences.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Yeah.
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Will you go withe?
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Go where?
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Strike one.
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No,I mean,like,go together.
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We are together.
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Strike two!
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No,I mean,like,you and me go out.
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What?
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Strike three and you're out!
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Boy,you so crazy.
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Yeah,I'm so crazy.
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Are you about to go home?
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Yeah,to cry.
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Yeah,I guess.
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Since the direct approach didn't work,
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I wondered what would.
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I thought about being romantic.
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Chris,what are you doing?
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These are for you.
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Boy,you're so crazy.
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I thought about being chivalrous.
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Allow me.
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Boy,you so crazy.
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Boy,is that your good jacket?
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No.
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I even thought about being brave.
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why don't y'all leave her alone?
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Oh,God!
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Boy,you so crazy!
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No matter what I did,she always said the same thing.
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I'm glad we're friends.
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That makes one of us.
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I think you're,like,one of the funniest people I know.
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Thanks.
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Friends don't let friends die lonely.
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sha blues,my father came bearing news.
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Hey,everybody.
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Hi,baby.
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I've got good news.
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- You finally kicked the gout?
- No.
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- Chris isn't your real son?
- No.
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- Lionel Richie is back with The Commodores?
- No.
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- Did you trade Tonya to the devil for cable?
- No.
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I am Employee of the Month.
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That's nice,baby.
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That's great.
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Aren't you going to ask me what I got?
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A raise?
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No.
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Well,what did you get?
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Your regular pay and a kick in the ass.
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A coupon for a free dinner for six at Domaine et Mer.Domain.
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Mayor?
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The man is where?
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Is that Russian?
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No,that's Spanish.
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No,baby,it's French.
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Ah,dinner for six,that sounds nice.
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But there's only five of us.
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Yeah.
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Maybe we can bring somebody.
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Wait a minute now.
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This sounds like a nice place.
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We can't just bring anybody.
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We thought about bringing Vanessa.
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I dated a French guy once.
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I can't stand French food.
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I mean,hors d'oeuvres.
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Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick?
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You got any chimichangas?
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We thought about Jerome.
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excuse me,garçon.
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Can we get some more silverware?
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I just put some out.
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I don't know what happened to it.
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We even thought about Mr.Omar.
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Oh,my God!
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He's choking!
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Help him!
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Hold on!
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There's nothing we can do.
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But he's still choking.
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Not anymore.
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Tragic.
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You know what?
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We need to bring somebody classy.
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Let me think about it.
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I was still hoping to make some progress with Tasha,
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but Greg was convinced all hope was lost.
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Dude,once a friend,always a friend.
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It's the Westermarck effect.
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West what?
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Edward Westermarck.
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He was a scientist.
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He concluded that when two people live together in close proximity during the early years of life,
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they will never become boyfriend and girlfriend.
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That means I still have a chance with Shakira.
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There's got to be some way for her to see me as more than just a friend.
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What kind of boys does she like?
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I don't know.
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Well,maybe you should ask some other girls.
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You'll get some ideas.
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When you ask girls what they like,
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I found out you learn two things: everything and nothing.
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So what type of guys do you like?
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I like dumb guys.
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I like tall guys.
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I like girls.
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Not interesting now,but it will be later.
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Free spirits.
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Nice guys.
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Bad boys.
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Rich.
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Thanks.
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I thought that was bad.
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Then I found out I wasn't the only guy that didn't know anything about women.
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Girls like it when you give them compliments.
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Hey,baby,I'm no Fred Flintstone,but I can make your Bedrock.
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Shut up,idiot.
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I wasn't even talking to her.
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Hey,baby,what you doing?
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Julius,I'm gonna need a few extra dollars this week.
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For what?
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Well,we can't go to a nice restaurant looking like "Who let you in?"
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I'm gonna need a new dress.
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The boys need haircuts.
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And I need a new pair of shoes.
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So does Tonya.
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I saw these fake eyelashes.
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There's this really nice shawl that goes with the dress.
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Pantyhose.
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Only my mother could make a free dinner expensive.
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After getting every answer under the sun,
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I figured the only way to find out what Tasha liked was to ask Tasha.
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Tag.
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You need to borrow some detergent?
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No,it's okay.
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My grandma's ticky.
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If I get the wrong soap,she says it's going to make her butt itch.
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Do you have any quarters?
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Yeah.
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You know,I didn't expect to see you here today.
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I always do laundry on Wednesdays.
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I told you that.
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Oh,yeah,I must have forgot.
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Don't you just hate doing laundry?
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Yeah.
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But,you know,I guess it'd be kind of cool if you had a boyfriend to do it for you.
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No.
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What kind of man does a woman's laundry?
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Strike one!
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Yeah,no,that wouldn't be cool.
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I- I wouldn't do that.
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I'd be like,"Woman,you better do my laundry.
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" And I guess you want her barefoot and pregnant,too,huh?
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Strike two!
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Nah.
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I was just kidding.
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All right,don't mess this one up.
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So if you could go out with any type of guy,who would you pick?
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I know this is going to sound funny,but.
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I'd go with Slaver Slav.
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Who?
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Slaver Slav is the preeminent bad boy of rap,
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the top recording act at Setback Records.
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He is responsible for the hit album I'm Smacking and Stabbing Somebody.
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At the tender age of 16,
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Slaver Slav was released from prison after serving 17 years for aggravated battery.
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This is Slaver Slav's first mug shot,
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but it wasn't his last.
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He released his first single "Put Me in Jail Again
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and I'll Smack the Stank Off You" about a month later.
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The rest is history.
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Slaver Slav?
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Why?
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He's a bad boy.
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I mean,you never know what he's going to do next.
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Yeah,stab you or shoot you.
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All the girls like him.
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Now if I could just get locked up,I could finally get lucky.
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Wait,that didn't come out right.
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Hey,man,I've been looking for you.
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What's up?
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I've got every tape and article on Slaver Slav.
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My wigga!
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All you have to do is study him,learn him,be him.
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Thanks.
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No problem.
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Watching Slaver Slav,
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I learned the most important thing about being a bad boy.
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When it comes to girls,the meaner the better,
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and whatever you do,don't be nice.
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That girl on the left eventually had a baby with Ghostface Killah.
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Chris,I hear your father got Employee of the Month down at the paper.
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Yeah.
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They still giving out their free dinners?
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Subtlety was not Doc's strong suit.
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Uh,that's usually for six people,right?
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Uh-huh,I'm thinking about asking Tasha to go.
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Oh,Tasha.
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'Cause she looks better in a dress.
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Slaver Slav.
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The bad boy of rap.
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You know him?
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Yeah,he broke up with my best buddy's niece.
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That boy is bad.
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He treated her like nothing,and she still loved him.
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See,that's what I don't get.
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I don't understand why girls like you to treat them bad.
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Chris,women are crazy.
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They think just because they get a bad boy,
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they'll be so special that they'll be the only ones to make him treat a girl nice.
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It's just like trying to climb Mount Everest.
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Every now and then,somebody does it,
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but they usually end up in a snow cave,chewing on their own leg.
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Analogies were not Doc's strong suit either.
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Are we still talking about girls?
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Chris,all I'm trying to say is Slaver Slav figured it out.
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If you want a girl to go crazy over you,be like Mount Everest.
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Be difficult.
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Try to get to her to eat her own leg off.
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And whatever you do,don't be nice.
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And again I say there's a reason why Doc lives alone.
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I was a bad boy years before Martin Lawrence and Will Smith.
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Hey,Chris.
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Do I know you?
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You don't remember me?
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Do I look like I rember you?
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I'm Yolanda.
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Yolanda?
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No.
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Sonia.Why you acting all funny?
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Look,I'm just trying to read.
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Why don't you go do something?
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I just wanted to talk to you for a minute.Dag!
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Did you come here to buy something or just get on my nerves?
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How come every time I come in here,you always playing me off?
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What's your name again?
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It's Carla.
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Does your head just do that,or is that a nervous condition?
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You ain't got to talk about nobody.
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What's up with that hat?
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You don't like it?
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If it's covering up a bald spot,it's fine.
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It's much better than your hair.
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What's wrong with my hair?
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What's not wrong with your hair?
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Call me.
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Call me.
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Call me.
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I didn't know if this would work on Tasha,
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or if she had too much self-esteem.
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Hey,Chris.
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What?
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I said hi.
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What's wrong with you?
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Why does something got to be wrong with me?
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Maybe you just didn't say hi loud enough.
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Forget it.
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Damn!
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Why did I listen to an old fool that lives alone?
271
00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,370
Did I do something to you?
272
00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,610
No,but I wish you would.
273
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:43,180
Girl,ain't nobody thinking about you.
274
00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:43,900
Okay.
275
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,190
Except me.
276
00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:48,620
Are you going to the bus stop?
277
00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:49,670
Yeah.Why?
278
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,010
Do you want me to walk with you?
279
00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,460
I don't care.
280
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,890
You're trippin'.
281
00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,620
And you're falling for it.
282
00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,430
I heard your father made Employee of the Month.
283
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,690
Who told you that?
284
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,830
Tonya.
285
00:11:09,510 --> 00:11:10,820
The girl talk too much.
286
00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:12,010
That's true.
287
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:13,260
You didn't want me to know?
288
00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:15,350
Nah,it's just that she be running her mouth.
289
00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:20,470
I got this free dinner at this place where Slaver Slav eats--
290
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,450
place called Domaine et Mer.
291
00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:25,060
He might be ignorant,but he loves good food.
292
00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,370
Slaver Slav?
293
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,150
My mom wants to invite one more person.
294
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,580
I'm,like,"Yo,Mom,bus' it.
295
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,280
Why we got to take one more person?
296
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,440
" There's more food for us.
297
00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:36,950
I wishIcould go.
298
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,640
He says the food is incredible.
299
00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:40,470
Yeah,well,that's what we gonna do.
300
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,700
If youant to come,then come on.
301
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,170
Are you asking me to go?
302
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,960
I ain't asking you twice.
303
00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:49,380
Thanks.
304
00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:51,840
It's a home run!
305
00:11:51,850 --> 00:11:53,980
And that ball is out of here.
306
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:56,490
Hey,Ma.
307
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,380
Hey,sweetie.
308
00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:58,930
Found somebody to go to dinner with us.
309
00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,550
Oh,that's okay,baby.
310
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,750
I decided to take Michael.
311
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:02,750
Uncle Michael's coming?
312
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:03,700
Yeah,man.
313
00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,900
I heard French food real good!
314
00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:07,790
That's French.
315
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,000
I've been studying,'cause I'm ready to go.
316
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,090
Ooh,la,la.
317
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,550
I can't wait.
318
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,930
And I can't wait for you to choke on that spaghetti.
319
00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:23,810
le Michael was like trying to take a bone away from a pit bull.
320
00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:24,910
Let me get this straight.
321
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,190
You want me to give up a free dinner for a girl?
322
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,180
Michael,please.
323
00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:29,000
I already invited her.
324
00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:30,840
I've been trying to get with her for I don't know how long.
325
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,230
If I blow this,probably won't get another chance.
326
00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:34,920
I don't know.
327
00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,550
What do I get out of it?
328
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,360
What do you want?
329
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:41,150
The one thing my uncle loved more than a free meal was a bunch of free meals.
330
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,270
All it took was a shrimp basket.
331
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,500
What's up?
332
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,600
Later.
333
00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:48,530
and a slopper.
334
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:49,940
What's up?
335
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,040
Later.
336
00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:55,360
What's all this?
337
00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:58,140
Well,I just thought that since we're going to a nice restaurant,
338
00:12:58,150 --> 00:12:59,940
we need to brush up on our manners.
339
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:01,960
I don't want y'all in there embarrassing me.
340
00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:05,320
For a free meal,I don't care if y'all showed up butt-naked with socks on.
341
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:07,880
If we were butt-naked,we wouldn't have socks on,would we?
342
00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:10,590
We're not even there yet,and I'm already embarrassed.
343
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:12,790
What's going on?
344
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,070
Mom is trying to teach us manners before we go out.
345
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:15,830
Manners?
346
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,460
Who's going to teach us how to use all these forks?
347
00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:18,910
I'm getting to that.
348
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,910
Where's Michael?
349
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,240
He's the one needs to learn some manners.
350
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,580
Oh,yeah,Uncle Michael stopped by earlier.
351
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:23,630
He can't make it to dinner.
352
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,950
Oh,well,I don't know who else to invite.
353
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:26,800
How about Tasha?
354
00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:27,640
Tasha?
355
00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:29,960
Do I have to buyeverybody shrimp and sloppers?
356
00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:31,100
Is that okay with you,baby?
357
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,420
Sounds like a good idea.
358
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:33,430
Oh,good.
359
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,460
Translation: she eats like a white girl.
360
00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:37,770
My father was really excited,
361
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:41,590
but he was about to find out that his free dinner had a high price.
362
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:43,500
Good evening,sir.
363
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:44,450
May I help you?
364
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:46,570
Yes.We have a reservation for six.
365
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,630
Um,it was made by the newspaper.
366
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:50,460
I'm the Employee of the Month.
367
00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:53,180
That look means,"Oh,great,poor people."
368
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:55,890
Employee of the Month,party of six.
369
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,060
I don't have anything available right now,
370
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,770
but if you have a seat,I'll be right with you.
371
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:02,560
Never trust a black man who speaks French.
372
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,770
Banks party for six,8:00 p.m.?
373
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,360
Bonsoir,Mr.Banks.
374
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:07,360
Right this way.
375
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:08,580
Ah,good.Come on,gang.
376
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:09,320
Oui,oui.
377
00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,510
Oui,ouireally means white,white.
378
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,740
Bon appétit!
379
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,000
Thank you.
380
00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:23,250
She's about to smack the duck liver out of him.
381
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,000
May I help you?
382
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,710
I thought you said you didn't have anything available.
383
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:28,840
We don't.
384
00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:31,820
But you had something available for them.
385
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,080
They are.
386
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,330
how do I put this?
387
00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:35,750
They are paying.
388
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,760
They're white.
389
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:37,740
Oh,hold on.
390
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:38,620
We're paying.
391
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:39,460
No,you're not.
392
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:40,590
You're not white!
393
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:44,070
We provide the newspaper with one complimentary table a month.
394
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:47,610
The provide us with a reduced ad rate.
395
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,710
So you're not paying.
396
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,530
Now,if you check your coupon.
397
00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,620
You do have your coupon,don't you?
398
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,170
Does he know who he's talking to?
399
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:59,650
It says right here that promotional seating is subject to the manager's discretion.
400
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:02,420
I am the manager; it's my discretion.
401
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,640
So are you telling us that we can't sit down?
402
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:08,120
You-You can sit down.
403
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,650
Just can't sit at the same table.
404
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,890
What?
405
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,880
This is so nice.
406
00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:17,700
I wonder what Slaver Slav would order.
407
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,280
Bet it be cheap.
408
00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:20,680
And fried.
409
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,180
Nothing's cooler than lighting a match for no reason.
410
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:28,680
Do you think the kids will be okay,baby?
411
00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:34,440
They'll be fine.
412
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,540
Meanwhile,back at theDiff'rent Strokestable.
413
00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:37,630
This is so cool.
414
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,080
Thanks for letting us sit with you guys.
415
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:40,370
No problem at all.
416
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:43,110
You're our guests,so feel free to order anything you want.
417
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,150
For real?
418
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,590
For real.
419
00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:50,030
Meanwhile,I had started acting like a bad boy for Tasha,
420
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,320
but ended up being a jerk to everybody.
421
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,420
Can I take your order?
422
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,600
Bus' it.
423
00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:56,000
We get some French fries?
424
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,940
We don't have French fries.
425
00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:00,090
Y'all call yourself a French restaurant.
426
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:02,160
All right,what y'all got?
427
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,960
Uh,have you had a chance to look at the menu?
428
00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:05,150
Nah.
429
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:06,790
Y'all got some fish?
430
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,850
We have several types.
431
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,200
All right,well,fry some of that up for me,get us some drinks,
432
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:12,800
some salad with French dressing some of them escargots,
433
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:13,990
some French onion soup,
434
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,670
some French toast,and for dessert,
435
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,030
some French vanilla ice cream.
436
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,680
Anything else?
437
00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,500
Y'all got French mustard?
438
00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:22,780
I'll check.
439
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,460
Check on then.
440
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:32,410
You want one?
441
00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:38,380
Excuse me?
442
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:42,430
That's the French version of black-on-black crime?
443
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,860
So,what are you having,baby?
444
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,430
I'm about to have a fit.
445
00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:55,210
May I help you?
446
00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:56,910
Do you see us sitting here?
447
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,110
I'm not understanding the question.
448
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,210
Look,man,we just want to have our dinner and get out of here.
449
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,790
Could you please take our order?
450
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,750
Yes.
451
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,760
What would you like?
452
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:06,830
Oh,yes.Okay,um,
453
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,320
I was looking at this item right here.
454
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,000
Excuse me.
455
00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,020
See that.
456
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,090
Is there something wrong?
457
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,190
Yes.They gave you the wrong menus.
458
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,430
These are the Employee of the Month menus.
459
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,670
What?
460
00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:24,860
There's only three things on here.
461
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,980
Yes,and we're out of the chicken.
462
00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:27,840
What?
463
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,270
Take your time.
464
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,020
But I wanted the chicken.
465
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,300
I've never had coq au vin before.
466
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,490
You two have such great manners.
467
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,150
Your mother must be very proud.
468
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,380
Well,she said if we didn't act right,she'd slap the caviar out of us.
469
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,450
Béarnaise,anyone?
470
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,770
I don't think you're supposed to have your feet on the table.
471
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,400
Ain't nobody ask you.
472
00:17:57,050 --> 00:18:00,270
Young man,I'm going to have to ask you to take your feet off the table.
473
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,780
What if I don't feel like it?
474
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,420
Then I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
475
00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:09,290
What if I don't feel like doing that either?
476
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,580
You're with the Employee of the Month,aren't you?
477
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,660
What is going on over there?
478
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,730
Is that Chris?
479
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,230
What?
480
00:18:46,530 --> 00:18:47,530
Chris!
481
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,010
What?!
482
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:56,530
Hey,baby.
483
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,320
Ma?
484
00:18:58,330 --> 00:18:59,890
How's everything going in here?
485
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,480
Oh,Doctor,is he going to be okay?
486
00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,140
Well,I think we'll be able to get it out,
487
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:06,180
but you won't be able to wear that shoe again.
488
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,680
Hang in there,big guy.
489
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:12,140
How you feeling,sweetie?
490
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,710
Not too good.
491
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,310
Well,why were you acting like that?
492
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:18,670
Just trying to impress Tasha.
493
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,270
By acting like an idiot?
494
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,800
No.She said she liked b boys,like Slaver Slav.
495
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:27,290
Trying to act like him.
496
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,720
Without the money.
497
00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:31,200
Baby,you can only be who you are.
498
00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:33,820
If she doesn't want you,then you don't want her.
499
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:36,240
That day I learned the most important lesson in life:
500
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,870
be yourself,oret a pump in your ass.
501
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,160
Mommy's gonna get you some ice chips,okay?
502
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:43,030
Better get a shoehorn,too.
503
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,790
Hi,sweetie.
504
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,390
Hey,Chris.
505
00:19:50,110 --> 00:19:51,270
Tasha?
506
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,140
Yeah.
507
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,330
Are you okay?
508
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:55,450
Yeah,I'll be fine.
509
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,520
I just wanted to apologize for acting like such an idiot.
510
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,180
Forgive me?
511
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:02,810
Yeah,it's okay.
512
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,400
That's what friends are for.
513
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,020
Thanks,Dionne Warwick.
514
00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:08,460
Is this your x-ray?
515
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:10,060
Yeah.
516
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,660
Boy,you so crazy.
517
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,110
Crazy like a boy with a shoe up his butt.
518
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:19,710
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