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You remembered to put an
extra pair of socks on, right?

Yes, ma'am.

Today in New York City,

we expect a lot of snow,
and it's coming down fast.

We've had six inches reported
the last hour in Manhattan

and four inches in Park Slope.

Do I have to go to school?

I mean, it's snowing like crazy.

It's snow, Chris, not Armageddon,

Now hurry up.

You know the buses are
going to be running slow.

Go.

Because my mother wanted us
to get the best education possible,

as long as school was open,
we had to go no matter what.

Your temperature is 103.

Can I stay home from school?

No. Just put this ice
pack under your hat.

You'll be all right.

I think you got food poisoning.

Can I stay home from school?

No.
Drink this ipecac.

You'll be all right.

While I was on the road,

Drew and Tonya were on the couch.

Okay, come on, y'all, let's go.

... and Saint Seraphim Elementary.

In Bedford Stuyvesant,
latest school closings

include Linville Elementary,

Lamont Sanford Junior High,
and Dolemite Elementary.

School is closed!

- We're staying home from school.
- It's cold out there.

What's going on?

Our school just closed.

- What?
- Yeah, we get to stay home.

- Where's Chris?
- He already left.

His school's not closed?

Well, they didn't
mention it on the news.

Is he going to be all right?

Oh, I'm sure
he'll be fine, baby.

But look, I got to go.

I left your breakfast on the stove.

Wait. Drew and Tonya are
going to be here all day?

What?
You got another home to take them to?

I got to go, baby, I'm late.

Love you.

Meanwhile,
there were more kids at my house

than there were at my school.

Is anyone here?

I wouldn't put it past all
the other kids to hide from me.

2x13 Everybody Hates Snow Day.

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Man, what is wrong with you,
sneaking up on people?

Chris, what are you doing here?

School was cancelled today.

Since when?

They announced it
about an hour ago.

I left the house
an hour and a half ago.

Well, I suppose we should
see about getting you home.

Even though Principal Edwards
had traveled the world,

he couldn't get me back to Brooklyn.

I'm sorry, Chris,
I can't let you go.

Why not?

Our phones are out.

You're not allowed
to leave school

without the consent
of a parent or guardian.

So you're saying the only reason why
I can't leave is 'cause I'm here?

That, my friend,
is a paradox.

Sounds more like C-block.

Why would your mother allow you
to go out in weather like this?

She's crazy.

She doesn't like us
to miss school.

Let's not disappoint her.

While I was getting snowed in,
back at home, the word was out.

To repeat, city buses
are experiencing delays

of up to four hours

due to closings
and hazardous conditions.

Now here's a list
of the latest school closures.

Corleone Junior High...

Daddy, look, Chris' school is closed.

What?

See, it says Corleone
Junior High School.

If his school is closed,
how come he hasn't called?

Maybe he got trapped in a snowdrift
and had to eat his own mouth to survive.

That's a thought.

Where are you going?

I'm going to get your brother.

Who's going to stay with us?

I'll be right back.

Even though the weather was horrible,

my mother liked riding the subway.

Being with strangers is
a lot less stressful

than being with your family.

This is a stickup!

Shut up!

- Aw, damn.
- Aw, damn.

We're sorry for the sudden stop.

If you'll all remain seated,

we'll be on our way
in a few minutes.

Aw, damn!

Well?

"Well" nothing.

This is still a stickup.

Will you be quiet?

I was the only one in school,

but Principal Edwards handled
things by the book.

He took attendance.

We said the Pledge of Allegiance.

One nation, under God, indivisible

with liberty
and justice for all.

Since I was the only one in class,

he let me say
the Black Pledge of Allegiance.

One nation under a groove

getting down just for the funk of it.

One nation
and we're on the move.

Nothing can stop us now.

After lunch,
we sang "Aqua Boogie."

After that, we got down
to serious business.

All right, class.

First up, I'm giving you
a quiz on Pearl Harbor.

What? Ms. Morello didn't have
a quiz planned for today.

Consider it a surprise,
just like Pearl Harbor.

Eyes on your own paper.

My father couldn't leave
Drew and Tonya home alone,

because if you pull
that Home Alone crap

in a black neighborhood,
they take away your kids.

Can I help you?

I was looking for Mr. Omar.

Yeah, this is my friend
Mrs. Booker.

I'm sorry about your husband.

Yeah, caught a deadly case of botulism.

Tragic, tragic.

How did you know...

Why don't you go
and put that record on for me?

Yeah, wha-- so, uh,
what can I do for you?

I need to pick-up Chris at school and
I was wondering if you could keep an eye

on Drew and Tonya till I get back?

Mr. Omar had another back
to keep an eye on.

Can't you get somebody else, man?

I really need your help.

All you got to do is check on them.

They'll be easy, I promise.

- Speaking of easy...
- I don't know, man.

I'll take ten dollars off the rent.

I'll be down in a minute.

Thank you.

Any questions?

Anyone?

Yes, Chris?

I'm the only one in the
entire city that's in school.

So, why should I have to learn
when everybody else

is sitting on their couch watching
The Price Is Right?

The true measure of a man

is not what he does
when he is being watched.

It's what he does
when he is alone.

Technically, this isn't
a real school day.

If you haven't noticed,
I'm not supposed to be here.

So why should I take classes?

All right.

Do whatever you want.

So you're saying that if I get
up and walk out of that door,

you won't do anything to stop me?

As I was storming out,

the storm outside was picking up.

I haven't seen
a sea of white like this

since the Republican
National Convention.

Come on, the bag!
Put it in the bag!

Get to the back!
Come on!

My mother had lost her money,

but there was only
so much she could take.

Good day to rob a train, huh?

- Watch your mouth!
- Why?!

You done already took my money!
What else you gonna take, my seat?

- I might shoot you!
- And you might go to jail!

You got six bullets
and nine passengers,

which leaves
three witnesses,

and 25 years to life!

Don't shoot her, shoot me.

Don't tell me who to shoot!

What are you, trying to get shot?!

Shut up!

Will you be quiet?!

Sit down.

While my mother was pushing her luck,

Mr. Omar was trying to pull a fast one.

Hey, I got peanut butter
and jelly, fried bologna

and mustard,
Kool-Aid and chips.

The homeless shelter special.

Anything else?

I thought you were supposed
to be staying with us.

No, I told you father
I would check on y'all.

So I'm checking on you.
You okay?

All right, so I'll be back
to check on you again.

Can you make me some hot chocolate?

Okay. Hot chocolate it is.

Could you please
make me some cheese toast?

Cheese toast and hot chocolate.

Okay, great.

While Mr. Omar was stuck babysitting,

my father was just plain stuck.

Should've bought those snow tires.

My father was willing
to brave the elements to save his son,

but to save money, he bought
the cheapest tires known to man.

He's the only black out in a whiteout.

With too much snow to stay
outside, I went back inside

to find crouching tiger,
hidden principal.

Principal Edwards?

I thought you left.

Yeah, but I came back.

Captain Obvious strikes again.

I'm sorry.

Are you really?

You did what you wanted to do.

Just didn't work out
the way you planned.

It's not like I didn't want
to take my classes.

I haven't missed a day
of school all year.

I work hard.

It's just that the one day
I could spend at home relaxing,

I'm stuck here with you.

So what's the point
in doing schoolwork today?

You know what?
You're right.

I am?

Sure you are.

So what now?

Ninja lessons?

I'm sorry about that.

Look here, if you're gonna
keep talking about getting shot,

you need to sit
over there somewhere.

I'm sorry.

I figured I didn't have much to lose.

Why?

Yesterday was my 61st birthday

and... nobody in my family called.

I was headed to the Brooklyn Bridge

to jump off.

You were gonna jump off a bridge
'cause you didn't get a phone call?

No wonder they didn't call you.

You're selfish.

A 61-year-old gonna jump off a bridge
'cause he didn't get a phone call.

I wouldn't call you either.
It's too much pressure.

You don't know anything about me.

I know you're too damn old
to be jumping off bridges.

Well, it's none of
your business anyway.

Wait a minute, you're
the one standing up

talking 'bout,
"Don't shoot her, shoot me."

Well, then why didn't
you let him shoot me?

I'm not gonna have people thinking

you saved my life.
You ain't nothing but a big baby.

Scarface,
whatever you do,

don't shoot him.
Oh, could you shoot me, please?

It's the only way my boss
is gonna believe this.

Since we'd done a little work,

Principal Edwards decided
we could have a little fun.

Back at home, Drew and Tonya
were monopolizing

all of Mr. Omar's time.

Boardwalk with a hotel.

Looks like somebody
owes me $2,000.

Dang. Tragic.

How come every time
we see you with a woman,

their husband just died?

Well, that's because
I'm a funeral director, baby.

But when the wives die,

how come you don't
make friends with the husbands?

Oh, well, men don't
need as much attention.

Man, if my wife died,

I'd be crying, sitting
at home by myself

wondering what I'm gonna do...

how to go on.

I'd be wishing anybody
would talk to me.

Well, women are sensitive,

you know, in a different kind of way.

I thought that women were like
that because they were desperate.

Roll the dice, baby.

This wasn't so bad after all.

You know, that's a cool vase.

That's three centuries old.

So what do all those markings mean?

They represent honor.

They did until Paris Hilton
tattooed them on her ass.

I wanted this for my wife.

You're married?

I was.

We split up a few years ago.

She took the money
and I kept the vase.

Figures.

This vase...

changed my life.

How's that?

It taught me one
of life's great lessons.

All that we have been or done

is in the past.

Live in the now.

What?

I wonder what Eastern philosophy
has to say about crazy glue.

Girl, what you crying about?
All he said was, "Be quiet."

It's not that. I just broke up
with my fiancé.

This ring looks pretty cheap.

It is cheap.

So that's why you broke up with him?

'Cause he doesn't have any money?

No, I broke up with him because
I want him to get a job,

but thinks he's going
to be a movie director.

Well, at least he ain't
out robbing trains.

And get this, he took my credit
card to make his last film.

Now how you gonna make a movie
on a credit card?

What's Mr. Movie Director's name?

Sheldon.

Now, how you gonna
be a movie director

with a name like Sheldon?

His friends call him Spike.

Oh, girl, that's worse.

Trust me. You can do better
than a Black man named Spike.

Try and find a guy
with a nice name,

like, like,
like Orenthal.

She later became the first Black girl
in history to be glad she wasn't White.

The snow stopped the traffic,
but it couldn't stop Risky.

What are you doing out here, man?

Chris is stuck at school.
I gotta get him.

Can you help me out?

Oh, sorry, no room, man.

Me and my man, Nanook,

out here trying to make money
on these cross-country skis.

You want a pair?

How much?

You know I didn't mean to break it.

It's okay.

It's just a vase.

A vase that changed my life.

Sometimes I wish I could change my life.

Go places like you.

Get away from the school.

The neighborhood.

Caruso.

Doesn't work like that.

As long as you're you,
they'll always be a Caruso.

I thought about living in Japan.

Arigato, Slappy.

- In London...
- Cheerio, Nipsy.

- Morocco...
- Asalamalakem, Flip.

So what should I do?

Just because you're you...

doesn't mean you can't be somebody else.

That's called schizophrenia.

Now what about you?

I mean, you traveled
all around the world.

Why'd you come back
to be a principal?

I am going to tell you a story
that I've never told anyone else.

Not my wife, my priest,
my shrink, no one.

I hope he doesn't say,
"If I did it, here's how it happened."

It all began at a pancake house
in Minneapolis.

What are you guys doing down there?

Nothing, just talking.
What are you doing here?

Well, I called your house,
and Drew said you were here.

I couldn't believe it,
so I had to come and check for myself.

I think I'll, uh...

step outside
and check on the weather.

See about getting you home, Chris.

Yeah, all right.

Good, uh...
good talking to you, Greg.

You, too, Principal Edwards.

Omar, can I talk to you a second?

Oh, be right back.

Monopoly wasn't all he was losing.

How much longer are you going
to be down here?

Well, the way Drew's
playing, not much longer.

He got me for $2,000.

I didn't come here to hear
you talk about Monopoly.

Mr. Omar, it's your turn.

Here I come.
Look, I told Mr. Julius

I would watch the kids
and that's what I'm gonna do.

I'm sorry.

You watching the kids?
I'm going home.

You'd better take those pumps off
and put on some snow shoes

or you ain't gonna make it.

Excuse me, uh, Scarface.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

My mother never talked
to anyone for just a minute.

Now, are you sure
you want to do this?

What difference does it make to you?

Didn't your mother teach you better
than to go around robbing people?

She's the one who taught me
how to rob people.

If I was your mother,

I would've knocked the rob out of you
a long time ago.

Listen to her.

- She's a good person.
- Hear that?

I just wish I'd met her before
I got my wife's sister pregnant.

You got your wife's sister pregnant?

Uh, just once.

All I'm saying is,

is that you're better than this.

And at least your son and your
nephew ain't the same person.

Thank you.

When you get home, call my dad
and tell him I'm on the way.

No problem.

Ah, well, see ya.

Man, see you later.

The adventure was just ending for me,

but it was just beginning
for my father.

I'm here!

I'm here to take you home!

Most days we were together,
we couldn't wait to be apart.

But every now and again,

it felt really good to be together.

It's cold out there today.

That snow is crazy.

I went all the way to your school.
What happened to you?

I was the only one there, so
soon as I could leave, I left.

You're not gonna believe
what happened to me today.

- I got robbed.
- What?!

Yes. This guy
kept me on the train

for, like, five hours,
took all my money.

- How much did you have?
- A dollar.

That sounds just like Drew.

We were playing Monopoly,

and Drew took all Mr. Omar's money.

Mr. Omar was here?

Yeah, he watched us after Dad left.

When did you leave?

Right after you left.

You're just now getting back?

- I went to get you in a snow storm.
- What about Mr. Omar?

After spending the whole day
inside with Principal Edwards,

I no longer felt like an outsider.

I had a new friend.

You're late.

What? A tardy slip?

But what about yesterday?

That was in the past,
we're in the now.

And now you're late.

See you in detention.

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