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Tasha Clarkson
was the new girl next door.
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Unlike just about every other
girl in the neighborhood,
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she didn't hate me.
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- Hi, Chris.
- Hey, Tasha.
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I always tried to play
cool around her,
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but every time she came
out the door,
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it looked like this...
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But Tasha's grandmother was one
of the strictest parents on the block.
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Where you going
dressed like that?
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Grandma, I have on
everything but gloves.
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Put some gloves on.
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Showing your hands to people.
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And it was 79 degrees.
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So I figured the smartest
thing to do
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was to just leave Tasha alone.
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Chris, come quick. I need you.
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So much for that plan.
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Do you see it?!
Chris, do you see it?!
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Oh, yeah, I see it.
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But what do you want
me to do with it?
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Get it out!
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- Get it out of my closet!
- Okay, stop screaming please.
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She's screaming like
the mouse had a gun.
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Thank you.
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No problem.
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To you, that just looked
like a kiss on the cheek,
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but to me it felt
like this...
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Little dude from
across the street.
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Come here.
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Listen, man, I don't
have any money.
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I don't want your money,
little dude.
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I want to know how
you got Tasha.
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Got Tasha what?
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Come on, little dude.
I saw that.
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Every little dude on the block
been trying to get next to her.
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Little dude from up
on the third floor,
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little dude from
around the corner,
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little dude with
the funny leg,
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little dude with
the little loft,
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little dude that be
with big dude... and Kenny.
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Now I know why
they can't get nowhere.
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'Cause little dude from across
the street is on the case.
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Now why you ain't
tell nobody?
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Hey, well, you know.
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That's what you said when you
didn't want to lie,
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but you didn't want
to tell the truth.
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I underestimated you, little dude.
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I ain't think you
had it in you.
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Tasha.
Mean as her grandmom is.
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You a bad man,
little dude.
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Just do me a favor.
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Don't tell anybody?
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It's between me and you.
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Little dude from
across the street.
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Mackin'.
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I should have told him the
truth that nothing happened,
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but, hey, well, you know.
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2x04 Everybody Hates a Liar
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Transcript: FRM Team - Synchro: Sixe
Traduction: Birdyben
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My father never spent money on himself,
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so to get the things he liked,
he used trading stamps.
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These weren't the kind of
stamps you put on an envelope.
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They were the kind of stamps
you put in books
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and could redeem for stuff
that you'd never buy with cash.
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Like a bumper pool table...
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Oh, yes!
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...electro energy ball...
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My father wished he could use
trading stamps to pay for everything.
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He needs
a new heart.
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Is it in the catalog?
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85,000 stamps.
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Get that boy
into surgery.
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Do they still have that
golden boomerang?
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We ain't getting no
golden boomerang.
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We getting a new
refrigerator.
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What's wrong with
the refrigerator?
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The thermostat is broken.
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The freezer's too cold,
the refrigerator's too hot.
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It melted the ice cream
and froze the cheese.
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I thought we'll get something fun.
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Eating ain't fun?
Try not eating.
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Whatever we get...
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A new refrigerator.
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...we're gonna have
to do it soon.
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The paper said the catalog
store's closing.
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We got to redeem all these
by the weekend.
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If I have any stamps left,
I'm going to get this.
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What?
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An electric
ping-pong table?
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It keeps score
automatically.
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Now you know you're too big
to be playing ping-pong.
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Can we use the sponge instead?
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You know how much
a sponge costs?
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Less than a new tongue.
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That's one cent
worth of stamp.
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Chris, give me the tape.
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What my father didn't realize,
was that I had to use
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two cents worth of tape to
repair one cent worth of stamp.
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Hey, Mom, you want to watch
The Ropers with me?
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It's the one
with the big misunderstanding.
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Oh, no, baby, I'm tired.
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I've been working all day,
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and after I finish
helping Tonya
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I got to go
fold clothes.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll watch it with you.
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No, thanks.
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The only thing Drew liked more
than watching The Ropers
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was watching The Ropers
with my mother.
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I hadn't said that anything
really happened
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between me and Tasha,
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but not sayingnything
was almost worse.
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- Hey, Chris.
- Hey, Tasha.
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Hey, Tasha,
how you doing?
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Man, you better
leave her alone.
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Isn't that right,
little dude?
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Hey, well, you know.
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I know.
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I wasn't saying a word
about me and Tasha,
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and yet, it was all over
Bed-Stuy.
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Girl, little Tasha
who just moved in?
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That's right.
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You know what else I heard?
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I heard she and Chris
were right outside
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on the street kissing.
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Ooh, girl, was it
tongue kissing?
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Right down to the throat.
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I didn't know she was like that.
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You wasn't supposed to know.
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Not only Chris have Tasha,
but he got three other women.
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Hey, ain't nothing
wrong with that.
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The Good Book says
"Be fruitful and prosper."
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Yes, Lord.
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Got any ashes in this?
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No.
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Man, I heard Tasha caught
Chris cheating
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with Valerie Simpson.
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Nick Ashford
gonna kill him.
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Notice how Nick Ashford
and Verdine White look just alike?
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Verdine White from
the liquor store,
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or Verdine White from
Earth, Wind and Fire?
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It's the same guy.
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What?
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The story was taking off,
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and for the first time
I was trying to play it down.
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You kissed Tasha?
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Well, technically,
she kissed me.
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And it wasn't
a "kiss" kiss.
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She just kissed me on the cheek.
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- Which cheek?
- This one.
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When did all this happen?
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Yesterday.
She was scared of a mouse
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and I went in to go get it for her.
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Then she gave me
a quick peck.
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I was saying that, but I knew
Greg was thinking this...
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Wow, you are in there.
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Hey, well, you know.
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No, I really
don't know.
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Greg didn't even have
a vicarious thrill
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till he was 22.
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Just do me a favor--
don't tell anybody.
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Who would I tell?
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He would tell everybody.
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Hey, Chris.
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And I mean everybody.
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Hi, Chris.
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Even Caruso gave me
some respect.
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Hey, Lakeside, I didn't
know you had it in you.
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Well, aren't you just
a little Sweet Sweetback.
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Hey, well, you know.
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Who knew that the secret
for a guy getting girls
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if for a guy to get a girl!
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While I was getting more attention
than I can handle,
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Drew wasn't getting
any at all.
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Hey, Mom, could you help
me with my homework?
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Oh, baby, I'm tired.
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I got to sort clothes
and do laundry.
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Can't Chris help you
when he gets home?
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I guess.
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Drew hadn't looked that sad
since E.T. went home.
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What?
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Okay, what?
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I'm just trying
to fure you out.
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Here I'm thinking,
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your middle name
is "Mr. Lonely."
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Come to find out
it's "Lady-Killer," huh?
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I'm not a lady-killer.
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Yeah, I wasn't either.
That's how come
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I got divorced
as many times as I did.
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Look, when
your time comes,
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get you a pre-nup.
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I don't have anything.
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Well, they'll take that, too.
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You got that right.
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Hi, Chris.
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How you doing?
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- Who are you?
- Diedre,
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but you can call me Dee-Dee.
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This is Shavonda.
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What's this?
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My phone number.
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- So I can call you?
- Yeah.
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You know, I heard about
you and Tasha.
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Hey, well, you know.
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Hey, well, you know what?
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Hi, Tasha.
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Don't "Hi, Tasha" me.
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Hey, well, you know what?
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What were you gonna
say about me, Chris?
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You have something to say,
say it to my face.
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I want my mama!
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The only person who hadn't
heard about me and Tasha
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was my mother.
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But that was about to change.
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Hello, Louise.
How you doing?
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You keep your nasty little
nappy-headed son
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away from my granddaughter.
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That's how I'm doing.
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That look means all seven
of the words
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you can't say on television.
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Because this is a family show,
all she can say is this...
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Excuse me?
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Let me slow
it down for you.
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Keep...
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your nasty little
nappy-headed son...
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away... from my granddaughter.
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Okay, Louise, first of all,
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Second of all, I suggest
you watch your tone.
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I suggest you watch your son.
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Louise, I'm going to assume that
you have not lost your mind.
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All right.
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There's less anger
in the Middle East.
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So exactly what is it
that you're talking about?
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Your son was in my house
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with my granddaughter
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when I wasn't home.
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And then went around
the neighborhood
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and talked about her like
she was some kind of tramp.
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Chris?
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No, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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Yes, Chris.
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I don't know how he wormed
himself into my house,
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but I'll tell you this--
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if it happens again,
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there's going to be a problem.
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"Problem"
is a polite word for ass-kicking.
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Chris!
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Why is Miss Clarkson
talking about...?
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Boy, turn around
before I smack a face
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onto the back of your head.
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Why is Miss Clarkson
talking about you
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in her house with Tasha,
and it's all
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over the neighborhood?
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I do not appreciate
the whole neighborhood
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knowing something
about my child,
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00:10:39,582 --> 00:10:41,254
and I'm the last to find out.
259
00:10:41,357 --> 00:10:44,502
My mother hated being the last
to find out about anything.
260
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,900
Surprise!
261
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,668
Why am I the last to know?
262
00:10:53,357 --> 00:10:55,593
Congratulations.
You're pregnant.
263
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:56,737
That's great!
264
00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:59,367
Pregnant?!
Why am I the last to know?
265
00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:01,641
What's going on?
266
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,328
That's what
I'm trying to find out.
267
00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:06,033
Miss Clarkson said that Chris
was in her house with Tasha.
268
00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,284
- Doing what?
- Nothing.
269
00:11:07,395 --> 00:11:08,965
She asked me to come over
because there
270
00:11:08,994 --> 00:11:10,755
was a mouse in her closet.
I got rid of it,
271
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,387
- and then we went right back outside.
- Getting rid of a mouse?
272
00:11:13,475 --> 00:11:15,309
Is that what
they're calling it nowadays?
273
00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:16,659
Are you an exterminator?
274
00:11:16,732 --> 00:11:19,022
- If you are, let me see your paycheck.
- No.
275
00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:20,547
Chris, I don't care
276
00:11:20,577 --> 00:11:22,044
if you were
over somebody's house
277
00:11:22,102 --> 00:11:25,661
getting rid of a mouse,
a spider, a roach, a tiger...
278
00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:27,009
I was just trying to help.
279
00:11:27,427 --> 00:11:28,615
Chris, please tell me.
280
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,273
Is that all
that really happened?
281
00:11:30,669 --> 00:11:33,063
'Cause Miss Clarkson seems to
think that you were doing more
282
00:11:33,122 --> 00:11:34,825
than just getting rid
of a mouse, boy.
283
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,371
Well,
284
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,520
after we went outside,
she gave me a kiss on the cheek,
285
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,168
and Jerome saw and,
next thing I know,
286
00:11:41,212 --> 00:11:42,489
it's all over the neighborhood.
287
00:11:42,606 --> 00:11:44,601
And you had nothing
to do with spreading that?
288
00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:47,983
Hey, well, you know.
289
00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:49,626
"Hey, well, you know"?
290
00:11:49,816 --> 00:11:51,650
Well, what is that
supposed to mean?
291
00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:57,690
Rochelle,
Chris and I need to talk for a minute.
292
00:12:00,624 --> 00:12:01,695
You putting me out?
293
00:12:01,883 --> 00:12:03,404
We need to have
a man-to-man talk.
294
00:12:04,242 --> 00:12:05,783
Okay, fine.
295
00:12:05,929 --> 00:12:07,528
Julius, the next
time somebody comes
296
00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:09,084
to this house with a problem,
297
00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:11,484
I'm gonna send them directly
to you. Is that okay?
298
00:12:12,572 --> 00:12:13,702
All right.
299
00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:25,046
Sit down.
300
00:12:28,638 --> 00:12:30,850
Chris, if you're leading
people to believe
301
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,817
you did something
with that girl you didn't do,
302
00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:34,034
then you need to fix it.
303
00:12:34,078 --> 00:12:35,692
But I never said
we did anything.
304
00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:37,806
Let me tell you
how to treat women, son.
305
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,450
If you do something,
306
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,195
you should never say anything.
307
00:12:42,119 --> 00:12:44,488
If you don't do something,
and you don't say anything,
308
00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:45,961
that means you did something
309
00:12:46,196 --> 00:12:47,464
even if you
did nothing.
310
00:12:47,626 --> 00:12:50,978
So, by not saying anything,
you're doing something,
311
00:12:51,623 --> 00:12:53,868
and you need to say something
and let people know
312
00:12:53,927 --> 00:12:55,996
you did nothing.
You understand?
313
00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:57,345
No.
314
00:12:57,918 --> 00:12:59,077
Yeah.
315
00:12:59,165 --> 00:13:00,484
All right.
316
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,729
Hey, Tasha, wait up!
317
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:07,343
What? I just wanted to
tell you that I was sorry.
318
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,220
Why would you say
all those things about me?
319
00:13:09,264 --> 00:13:11,702
I just moved in and, all of
a sudden, I have a reputation.
320
00:13:11,775 --> 00:13:13,756
I didn't say
anything, for real.
321
00:13:13,888 --> 00:13:16,566
Well, somebody said
something, and it wasn't me.
322
00:13:22,381 --> 00:13:24,718
Yo, little dude. Your
old lady mad at you, huh?
323
00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:26,446
She's not my old lady.
324
00:13:26,534 --> 00:13:28,148
What? Y'all broke up?
325
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:30,172
Yeah, well...
326
00:13:31,537 --> 00:13:33,585
I know. I know.
327
00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:38,028
Hey, Mom, can you help me
make some Kool-Aid?
328
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,169
Aw, Drew, I'm trying
to rest for 20 minutes
329
00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:41,724
before I have
to cook dinner.
330
00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:44,566
Here. You know how
to make Kool-Aid.
331
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,600
Never mind. Forget it.
332
00:13:51,888 --> 00:13:53,252
What's wrong with him?
333
00:13:53,531 --> 00:13:56,025
I don't know, but I'm about to find out.
334
00:13:56,744 --> 00:13:58,049
We got any Kool-Aid?
335
00:14:07,684 --> 00:14:09,545
My mother had to find out
what was up
336
00:14:09,603 --> 00:14:11,481
before she had
to smack Drew down.
337
00:14:24,984 --> 00:14:26,705
Something you
want to talk about?
338
00:14:30,017 --> 00:14:32,973
Why do you pay more attention
to Chris and Tonya than you do me?
339
00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:36,486
I don't do it
on purpose, baby.
340
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,284
Well, then, how come every
time I ask you to do something,
341
00:14:40,351 --> 00:14:42,170
you always make me
do it by myself?
342
00:14:44,845 --> 00:14:46,708
Well, because you've
always been able
343
00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:48,322
to do things on your own.
344
00:14:48,469 --> 00:14:50,405
Doesn't mean
I love you any less.
345
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,457
Sometimes
it feels like it.
346
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:55,379
Oh, don't say that, Drew.
347
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,037
I'm proud of you.
348
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,203
I guess I don't see you
as being my baby anymore.
349
00:15:03,804 --> 00:15:05,095
You don't?
350
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:10,752
I look at you as a young man,
because you're so independent.
351
00:15:12,131 --> 00:15:13,378
I'm independent?
352
00:15:15,185 --> 00:15:16,681
And u're funny.
353
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,317
You're handsome.
354
00:15:18,828 --> 00:15:20,133
Oh, cool.
355
00:15:22,331 --> 00:15:23,827
So you going to be okay?
356
00:15:24,821 --> 00:15:26,112
Yeah.
357
00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:29,196
I'm sorry, Drew.
358
00:15:30,382 --> 00:15:31,526
I love you.
359
00:15:31,872 --> 00:15:33,163
I love you, too.
360
00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:35,850
Good. Come on, let's
make some Kool-Aid.
361
00:15:36,652 --> 00:15:37,928
Oh, and another thing.
362
00:15:38,045 --> 00:15:40,510
If you ever walk away
from me like that again,
363
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:43,881
you going to need a wheelchair
to bring you back. Okay?
364
00:15:44,664 --> 00:15:47,730
Meanwhile, I had girl trouble
without having a girl.
365
00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:50,095
Hey, Tasha. Can I talk
to you for a second?
366
00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:51,253
No.
367
00:15:51,506 --> 00:15:52,846
Hey, why you acting
all stuck-up?
368
00:15:52,890 --> 00:15:55,457
I know Chris is cool and everything,
but you're too good for me?
369
00:15:55,501 --> 00:15:56,675
Tasha!
370
00:16:00,865 --> 00:16:02,699
I want everyone
to listen to me!
371
00:16:03,386 --> 00:16:06,888
Tasha is not
my girlfriend.
372
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,184
She never was.
373
00:16:08,286 --> 00:16:09,871
I know everybody
thinks that something
374
00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:13,172
was going on between us,
but nothing happened.
375
00:16:13,743 --> 00:16:17,865
And not nothing something.
Nothing nothing.
376
00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:20,159
Tasha's a nice girl.
377
00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:21,876
She's not like that.
378
00:16:21,978 --> 00:16:23,737
I got rid of a mouse for her.
379
00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:27,000
Then she gave me a kiss on
the cheek and a hug.
380
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,706
That's it.
381
00:16:31,229 --> 00:16:32,534
I'm sorry.
382
00:16:32,776 --> 00:16:33,859
Now,
383
00:16:34,358 --> 00:16:37,369
Now, would you all
quit talking about this?
384
00:16:37,721 --> 00:16:40,553
Because there is nothing
to talk about.
385
00:16:40,714 --> 00:16:42,911
I wish there was
something to talk about.
386
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,370
But there's not.
387
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:45,793
Okay?
388
00:16:51,213 --> 00:16:52,871
Get off of my car, fool!
389
00:16:53,898 --> 00:16:55,555
How did he know my nickname?
390
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,114
I can't believe you
made the whole thing up.
391
00:16:59,188 --> 00:17:00,317
I didn't make anything up.
392
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,514
Everyone else did.
What do you expect people to think
393
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:03,849
with you running
around saying,
394
00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:05,800
"Yeah, well, you know"
to everything?
395
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,492
That's why I had to stop it.
396
00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:09,986
I thought you
were so in there.
397
00:17:10,217 --> 00:17:11,414
Everybody did.
398
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,737
Listen,
just don't say anything to anybody.
399
00:17:13,795 --> 00:17:15,044
I want this to die.
400
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:16,359
I won't say a word.
401
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,706
This is going to stay
between you and me.
402
00:17:20,361 --> 00:17:21,563
Just like before.
403
00:17:26,251 --> 00:17:27,486
How you guys doing?
404
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:28,777
Shut up!
405
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,603
You blew it,
cornbread.
406
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,654
Some Sweetback you are.
407
00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,942
I wasn't the only one
looking for redemption.
408
00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:41,541
Back at the catalog store,
409
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,741
my father was taking
his sweet stamps back.
410
00:17:43,844 --> 00:17:45,184
I'm here to
redeem my stamps.
411
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,401
What would you like?
412
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:48,015
The olive green refrigerator.
413
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,673
We're out of those.
414
00:17:49,731 --> 00:17:50,882
You have one in yellow?
415
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,716
No. We're out
of the refrigerators.
416
00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,286
Well, what
about the stove?
417
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,981
- Gone.
- The sofa?
418
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,974
- Washing machine?
- Nope.
419
00:17:59,031 --> 00:18:00,821
- Electric ping-pong table?
- Nada.
420
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,185
- Mini-Bake Oven?
- Zilch.
421
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,736
- The golden boomerang?
- The bishop
422
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,177
just walked out
with the last one.
423
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,382
Hello.
424
00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:08,383
So what do you have?
425
00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:12,462
Well, we got this.
426
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:14,926
Oh, cool. Nice.
427
00:18:17,399 --> 00:18:18,940
This is a nice canoe.
428
00:18:19,447 --> 00:18:22,017
100,000 more stamps
and we could get a river.
429
00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:28,651
Julius, where you plan
on putting this canoe?
430
00:18:29,052 --> 00:18:31,267
I don't know. Somewhere.
431
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,390
Where's the canoe?
432
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,725
How did they untie it?
433
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,227
When did they take it?
434
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,383
They wouldn't have
taken a refrigerator.
435
00:18:47,725 --> 00:18:49,135
The next week, that's exactly
436
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,851
how they stole
our new refrigerator.
437
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,991
That's 4,652 books
worth of stamps!
438
00:18:54,269 --> 00:18:55,443
The word back on the block
439
00:18:55,472 --> 00:18:57,614
was that Tasha and I
had never done a thing,
440
00:18:57,795 --> 00:19:00,362
but sometimes you have to hear things
from the horse's mouth.
441
00:19:00,392 --> 00:19:01,727
Miss Clarkson?
442
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,239
What do you want
with your little mannish behind?
443
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:07,102
I wanted to apologize.
444
00:19:07,528 --> 00:19:10,393
What exactly is it
that you're apologizing for?
445
00:19:10,731 --> 00:19:13,137
Well, first, to Tasha
for letting all those people
446
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,706
believe all that stuff
about her.
447
00:19:15,076 --> 00:19:18,582
And to you for going into your
house without your permission.
448
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,696
Did your mother
send you over here to do that?
449
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:21,738
Because, if she did...
450
00:19:21,782 --> 00:19:22,867
She didn't.
451
00:19:24,256 --> 00:19:25,943
You're not fooling anybody.
452
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:27,848
I know you.
453
00:19:28,589 --> 00:19:29,634
I don't know what you do
454
00:19:29,693 --> 00:19:31,351
with these little fast girls
around here,
455
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,302
but you're not going
to do that with Tasha.
456
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,557
Miss Clarkson missed me when
asha started dating Bobby Brown.
457
00:19:43,856 --> 00:19:44,941
Chris?
458
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,064
Thank you.
459
00:19:54,281 --> 00:19:56,891
Hey! Little dude
from across the street.
460
00:19:57,243 --> 00:19:59,489
Man, that's too bad what
happened with you and Tasha.
461
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,651
I told you, nothing
happened with me and Tasha.
462
00:20:01,718 --> 00:20:03,844
Yeah, I know.
Let me hold a dollar.
463
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,795
They say the truth
will set you free,
464
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:07,702
but in my case
it cost a dollar.
465
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,988
At least I still had
Dee Dee's phone number.
466
00:20:10,032 --> 00:20:11,470
Give me back
my phone number!
467
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,142
You better not
have it memorized.
468
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:25,680
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