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- [humming] - DOCTOR, YOUR WORRIES ARE OVER.

- WHAT, YOU'RE QUITTING? OH, GOD!

- NO. BUT IF I WERE, WHAT KIND OF CARD WOULD YOU SEND ME?

- PLEASE, LAVERNE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- WELL, I'M HELPIN' MY BROTHER LUDSBOY

SELL GREETIN' CARDS FOR HIS SCHOOL BACK IN HICKORY.

THEY GOT 'EM FOR ALL OCCASIONS.

THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE CARDS,

NOT SOLD IN STORES ANYWHERE.

LET'S SAY YOU FORGET SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY.

- LAVERNE, THEY HAVE CARDS FOR THAT DOWN AT THE DRUGSTORE.

- YES.

BUT ARE THEY TRIMMED IN GENUINE FAKE FUR?

OOH, SOFT.

- OKAY, OKAY, IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

- OH, GOOD. I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR TEN BOXES.

- LAVERNE, I COULDN'T USE TEN BOXES OF CARDS

IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. - THAT'S TRUE.

YOU ARE GETTIN' A LITTLE LONG IN THE TOOTH.

I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR FIVE.

- I'LL TAKE TEN. - YOU WON'T REGRET IT!

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THESE SAMPLES?

- OH, GREAT.

"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

SORRY YOUR SLED WAS STOLEN."

- HEY, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND'S HERE.

- WHO? - THAT LADY HEADSHRINKER.

- LAVERNE, SHE WAS NEVER MY GIRLFRIEND.

- UH-HUH.

- LOOK, SHE WAS A GIRL, AND SHE WAS A FRIEND.

OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I CAN SEE HER.

- YOU WANT ME TELL HER YOU'RE BUSY?

- NO, NO, NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

AS LONG AS SHE'S HERE...

- HARRY.

- UH-HUH. LAURA.

- LIFE GOES ON

AND SO DO WE

JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY

ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS

WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND

THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED

RAIN OR SHINE

I'LL BE THE ONE

TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

WE SHARE IT ALL

AS LIFE GOES ON

- PATRICK, I'M LOSING MY MIND.

I CAME IN HERE FOR SOMETHING. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS.

- YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THE SUPERGLUE.

- THAT'S RIGHT. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

- CAROL, WHEN YOU SPEND THIS MUCH TIME WITH SOMEONE

IN INTIMATE QUARTERS, YOU GET TO KNOW

THEIR EVERY FEELING, THEIR EVERY THOUGHT.

- OH, PATRICK.

- PLUS, YOUR LAST WORDS WERE, "WHERE'S THE SUPERGLUE?"

- I PREFER YOUR FIRST EXPLANATION.

NO, SERIOUSLY, I'VE NOTICED THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP

HAS EVOLVED TO A NEW DEEPER LEVEL

OF SHARING AND OPENNESS.

[phone ringing]

HELLO?

HONEY, DO YOU MIND? IT'S PERSONAL.

- SURE.

- HELLO? YOU CAN DELIVER IT TODAY? YAY!

YOU SEE, MY BOYFRIEND SAW THIS EXERCISE MACHINE

IN YOUR CATALOG, AND HE FELL IN LOVE WITH IT.

HE HAS NO IDEA THAT I ORDERED IT FOR HIM.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN--

WELL, SAME TO YOU, BUDDY.

IT'S A SHAME YOU'RE TOO HOSTILE

TO PARTICIPATE IN ANOTHER PERSON'S JOY.

- WELL, YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!

- OH, SO DO YOU, HARRY.

BY THE WAY,

THANKS FOR BEING THERE FOR STAN AND ME DURING THE DIVORCE.

I KNOW IT'S--IT'S HARD NOT TO TAKE SIDES.

- WELL, CAN I TAKE SIDES NOW?

I MEAN, STAN WAS A FRIEND. WE PLAYED GO TOGETHER, BUT...

HE WAS A JERK WHEN IT CAME TO YOU.

HE NEVER APPRECIATED WHAT A WONDERFUL LADY YOU ARE.

- OH, THANK YOU, HARRY.

I ALWAYS KNEW I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

ANYWAY, UM, I HAVE A PATIENT I'D LIKE YOU TO CONSULT ON.

- OH, IT'S MY PLEASURE.

- UM, HER HOME SITUATION SEEMS FINE,

BUT, UH, LATELY SHE'S BEEN ACTING OUT AT SCHOOL.

- OKAY...

ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING IT, UH, COULD BE CHEMICAL.

- WELL, CHEMISTRY CAN CERTAINLY HAVE A VERY POWERFUL EFFECT.

- SO, YOU'LL, UH, SEE HER?

YOU'LL SEE HER AND RUN A FEW TESTS?

- FOR YOU, ANYTHING!

- AH, YOU ARE SO SWEET.

I ALWAYS SAID LIBBY WAS THE LUCKIEST WAN ON EARTH.

- AH, LIBBY WAS CRAZY ABOUT YOU TOO.

- YEAH, THE FOUR OF US HAD SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER.

- COME ON.

LAURA, DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN OVER 30 YEARS

WE'VE BOTH BEEN SINGLE AT THE SAME TIME?

- OH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. - IT JUST...

HOW ABOUT DINNER... TONIGHT?

[stuttering] YOU HAVE PLANS?

- WELL, I WAS GONNA PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING, BUT, UH...

I THINK I CAN GET OUT OF IT.

- GOOD.

[music playing on TV]

- MY, MY, LOOK AT THE TIME.

[TV turns off]

PATRICK...

WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GO OVER TO YOUR FRIEND JIM'S STUDIO?

- I SAID I MIGHT DROP BY.

- YOU'D BETTER GET GOING.

- NAH, MAYBE I'LL BLOW IT OFF. JIM'S GOT THIS HYPER DOG.

EVERY ME IT SEES MY LEG, IT'S LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

- WELL, HONEY, IT'S NOT POLITE

TO SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DROP BY AND THEN NOT.

GO. DROP.

- ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME?

- PFFT! [laughing]

AM I TRYING TO GET RID OF YOU?

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!

- IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG BETWEEN US

THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? - NO. NOT AT ALL.

- WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO WEIRD? - WELL...

IT'S JUST MY WAY.

- WELL, YEAH.

MAYBE I WILL HEAD OVER THERE. - [sighs]

- WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS DO YOU BRING A TERRIER?

- DREYFUSS, I HAVE NEVER SAID THIS ABOUT ANY MAN,

BUT I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE.

[doorbell rings]

OH! IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!

- SIGN ON LINE 12.

- IT'S MY BOYFRIEND'S EXERCISE EQUIPMENT.

HE'S GONNA BE SO SURPRISED.

YOU SEE, HE SAW IT IN A CATALOG, AND HE HAS NO IDEA THAT I--

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE?

UH, NO, NO, NO.

I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

NO, SEE, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG MACHINE.

- YEP. - BUT IT'S SHAPED ALL WRONG.

- THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S UNASSEMBLED.

- WHAT?

- UNASSEMBLED.

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO PUT IT TOGETHER.

- YOU MEAN WITH...

TOOLS?

- NO, YOU SHOUT, "ABRACADABRA."

- BUT I DON'T USE TOOLS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE KEEP TOOLS.

AND MY SISTER'S OUT OF TOWN.

- I DON'T BLAME HER.

- WELL, WAIT.

WAIT. MR. DELIVERY MAN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!

- FACE IT, CAROL, WE ALL CAN, AND WE ALL DO.

- OH, SHUT UP, YOU!

- WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? - EXERCISE EQUIPMENT.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS GREAT SURPRISE FOR PATRICK

I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS GONNA COME IN PIECES.

WHAT DO THEY THINK?

EVERYBODY HAS TOOLS LYING AROUND OR SOMETHING?

- HEY. TOOL'S MY MIDDLE NAME.

YOU KNOW, I'D BE HAPPY TO PUT THIS BABY TOGETHER FOR YOU.

- YOU WOULD? - SURE.

- OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, CHARLEY.

- NO PROBLEM. I KNOW HOW IT IS.

GALS JUST CAN'T DO MECHANICAL STUFF.

- PLEASE. - RELAX.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S LIKE...

THAT PART OF YOUR BRAIN IS MISSING.

- OF ALL THE SEXIST--

NEVER MIND.

I'LL DO IT MYSELF. I'M INTELLIGENT.

I CAN READ INSTRUCTIONS.

- SURE YOU CAN.

- IF I PUT MY MIND TO IT, I CAN LEARN TO BE MECHANICAL.

- WHY NOT? I HEAR THERE'S A CHICKEN IN CHINATOWN

THAT CAN PLAY TIC-TAC-TOE.

- I REFUSE TO BUY INTO THAT MALE MYTH.

WELL, HERE WE GO. THIS LOOKS SIMPLE ENOUGH.

"STEP ONE--RAISE THE UPRIGHT POST TO THE VERTICAL POSITION

"AND INSERT A SLOT HEAD BOLT AND FORMED WASHER

THROUGH THE METAL PLATE UNDER THE CONSOLE."

OH, BOY.

[metal clanging]

- OH! - OKAY, DEAR...

- DADDY, DADDY, MY SWEET, PRECIOUS, HANDSOME DADDY,

NOBLE-FACED, PEDIATRICIAN OF PEDIATRICIANS--

- CAROL, I'M NOT PUTTING THIS TOGETHER FOR YOU.

- [sighs] - HONEY...

I HAVE-- I HAVE A DATE.

- YOU HAVE A DATE?

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK?

WHO IS SHE, DADDY? - LAURA.

- LAURA KILMER?

AUNT LAURA?

- WELL, SHE'S NOT REALLY YOUR AUNT.

WE JUST... CALLED HER THAT.

- I KNOW, DADDY, BUT SHE'S LIKE A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY.

- WELL, YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS, BUT LAURA AND I DATED.

WELL, AL--ALMOST.

IT WAS BEFORE I EVER MET YOUR MOTHER, AND...

WELL, WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN VERY GOOD FRIENDS

AND NOW WE'RE BOTH SINGLE, SO...

- THAT'S DIFFER-- OOH, THAT'S SO ROMANTIC,

TWO KINDRED SOULS

REKINDLING A FLAME THAT SMOLDERED FOR DECADES.

- WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY A-A FLAME.

- WELL, WHAT WAS IT?

- I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS...

A SPARK.

WELL, LOOK, YOU SEE, THERE SEE THERE WAS

THIS, UH, COLLEGE WEEKEND IN FORT LAUDERDALE, AND...

WELL, LAURA AND I WERE BOTH WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE,

BUT ON THE RIDE DOWN, SOMETHING HAPPENED BETWEEN US.

IT WAS--THERE WAS THIS CHEMISTRY.

- OOH! - [chuckles]

YEAH, IT WAS-- IT WAS INCREDIBLE,

I MEAN, WE COULDN'T TAKE OUR EYES OFF EACH OTHER.

AND THEN ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER,

AND, UH...

WE NECKED.

- YOU NECKED?

- YEAH.

- THAT'S IT?

- YEAH.

- YOU'VE BEEN LIVING OFF THAT TINY MORSEL

ALL THESE YEARS?

- DON'T KNOCK IT.

THE ONLY PROTECTION YOU NEEDED BACK THEN WAS BREATH MINTS.

- HOW DID YOU LIKE THE COQ AU VIN?

- IT WAS WONDERFUL.

THE WHOLE EVENING HAS BEEN JUST WONDERFUL.

- [laughs] I KNOW.

IT'S SORT OF LIKE HAVING ALL THOSE OLD FANTASIES COME TRUE.

- UH... FANTASIES?

- OH, YOU KNOW,

ALL THOSE FANTASIES YOU HAVE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE

WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED, YOU KNOW.

- WELL, I-I CAN'T RECALL HAVING THOSE.

- YOU MEAN YOU NEVER...

IN 30 YEARS?

YOU NEVER ONCE WONDERED HOW WE MIGHT HAVE TURNED OUT?

- OH, I WAS COMPLETELY FAITHFUL TO LIBBY.

- EVEN IN YOUR MIND?

- I DIDN'T PAY ANY MIND TO MY MIND.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I MEAN, I ADMIT IT.

I HAD MY FANTASIES. - REALLY?

- BUT THEY WERE CLEAN FANTASIES.

- YOU HAD CLEAN FANTASIES ABOUT ME?

- OKAY, NOT--NOT SO CLEAN.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY...

[chuckles]

ROWDY.

- YOU KNOW, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT WEEKEND

A LOT OVER THE YEARS.

- OH, ME TOO.

WELL, NOT A WHOLE LOT.

OH, BUT THAT WAS SOME WEEKEND, THOUGH.

- [giggles]

- WHEN WE TOOK OFF FOR FORT LAUDERDALE,

I THOUGHT I WOULD-- THAT I WOULD GO INSANE

IF COULDN'T GET TO SIT NEXT TO YOU.

- OH, ME TOO. THAT'S WHY I CONVINCED YOUR DATE

TO SIT IN THE FRONT WITH MY DATE.

- YEAH, AND SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVED BY SITTING THERE,

SHE WOULD GET TO THE HOTEL SOONER.

- OH, AND THEN AFTER HOURS OF SECRETLY PRESSING

OUR KNEES AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE BACKSEAT,

WE FINALLY PULLED INTO THAT HOTEL PARKING LOT.

- YEAH, AND YOUR DATE WENT IN AND GOT THE ROOMS--

BOYS ON THE THIRD FLOOR, GIRLS ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

- AND YOUR DATE WENT IN TO MAKE SURE

THEY PUT PAPER BANDS AROUND THE TOILET SEATS.

- AND AS SOON AS THEY WERE OUT OF SIGHT...

AH, I KISSED YOU.

- [sighs] WHAT A KISS.

- [stuttering] AND THEN--AND THEN THIS...

STUPID BELLBOY KNOCKED ON THE WINDSHIELD.

- HMM. WELL, HE'S NOT HERE NOW.

- UH... [chuckles]

ARE--ARE-- ARE YOU SUGGESTING

WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SUGGESTING?

- LET ME GUESS.

YOU ALREADY PUT IT TOGETHER ONCE,

BUT YOU TOOK IT APART AGAIN

TO SEE IF YOU COULD REASSEMBLE IT BLINDFOLDED.

- CHARLEY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PUMMELED WITH A--

WHATEVER THIS IS?

- OH, LIKE YOU DON'T USE THAT EVERY MORNING

TO PUT ON YOUR MAKEUP.

- WHY IS LIFE SO MEAN TO ME?

ALL RIGHT, IF I MUST SWALLOW MY PRIDE, SO BE IT.

HELP ME, CHARLEY. PLEASE, HELP ME.

- THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. DIETZ MAN'S ON THE JOB

WE'LL HAVE THIS BABY TOGETHER IN NO TIME.

- YOU WILL? - HEY, I'M A GUY, AREN'T I?

AND DON'T START BLUBBERING, OR YOU'RE GONNA RUST THIS...

"FRAMIS" ROD.

- YOU, UH, DO TAKE YOUR COFFEE BLACK, RIGHT?

- AH , YEAH, YEAH, I USED TO USED TO USE SUGAR.

THEN I-I SWITCHED TO SWEET 'N LOW.

AND SOMETIMES I LIKE CREAM, BUT I DON'T KNOW.

- I'M SORRY, HARRY. I DON'T KNOW, I JUST...

COULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT.

- I FELT THE SAME WAY. I DON'T GET IT.

I MEAN, WE'RE CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER,

WE'VE DREAMT ABOUT THIS. WHAT HAPPENED?

- BEATS THE HELL OUT OF ME.

- LISTEN, WHEN WE WERE, UH, YOU KNOW, UPSTAIRS, DID...

YOU FIND YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT...

STAN?

- NO.

- I DID!

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. I-I GUESS I COULDN'T HELP IT.

I MEAN, MAYBE IT'S THIS PLACE. IT'S ALL THE MEMORIES.

EVERY PLACE YOU LOOK, THERE ARE PICTURES

OF YOU AND STAN AND THE KIDS AND...

WORSE--PICTURES OF YOU AND STAN AND ME AND LIBBY.

- LIBBY...

THAT'S WHO I KEPT THINKING ABOUT...

LIBBY LOOKING DOWN ON ME FROM HEAVEN.

- HOW DID SHE LOOK?

- I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE HER, HARRY.

- NO, IT'S--

YOU KNOW, MAYBE-- MAYBE WE HAVE TO GET AWAY

FROM ALL THESE MEMORIES. I...

I'M NOT GIVING UP ON US.

- NEITHER AM I.

- YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW...

WE NEED TO FIND A PLACE THAT'S OURS

AND OURS ALONE.

- YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUY A FORD FAIRLANE, ARE YOU?

- MAYBE JUST THE BACKSEAT.

[metal clanging]

- OKAY...

NOW HAND ME THAT BABY OVER THERE.

[metal clanging]

I'LL JUST... GIVE IT A LITTLE TIGHTEN.

[metal clanging]

AND NEXT WE'LL ADD, UH, THAT ONE.

- THIS ONE OR THIS ONE OVER HERE?

- WHATEVER.

AH!

- WELL, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU, CHARLEY.

I PUZZLED OVER THIS THING FOR HOURS.

IT'S TAKEN YOU NO TIME AT ALL.

- HEY, TOLD YOU-- GUY THING.

- NOW, THAT IS A PREJUDICE

INSTILLED IN US BY A MALE-DOMINATED CULTURE.

IN REALITY, THERE ARE NO "GUY THINGS."

- CAN YOU WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW?

- SHUT UP.

- OKAY, THERE YOU GO, LITTLE LADY--

DONE, FINITO, DONE-O.

- BUT THERE'S STILL ALL THESE PIECES LEFT.

- SPARE PARTS, IN CASE SOMETHING BREAKS.

[metal clanging]

- WELL...

GEE, IT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THE PICTURE IN THE CATALOG.

- YEAH, THEY NEVER DO.

- IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE DRAWING IN THE INSTRUCTIONS.

- INSTRUCTIONS?

- YES, INSTRUCTIONS.

DIDN'T YOU READ THE INSTRUCTIONS?

- HEY, THE DIETZTER DOESN'T NEED INSTRUCTIONS.

HE'S A GUY. HE CAN WING IT.

- WHAT? I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF

ASKING THAT CHICKEN IN CHINATOWN.

- [Patrick] CAROL, I'M HOME!

- MY SURPRISE-- CHARLEY, DO SOMETHING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- FIRST THING CAME TO MIND.

- HI, HONEY.

- PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- I THOUGHT I'D GO IN THE LIVING ROOM AND WATCH SOME TV.

- NO, NO, YOU CAN'T WATCH TV. THE TV'S CLOSED.

- CLOSED? YOU MEAN "BROKEN"?

- YES, THAT'S THE TECHNICAL TERM.

- LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT IT. MAYBE I CAN FIX IT.

- NO, NO. NO.

QUICK, QUICK. YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE.

IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

WE'RE OUT OF-- WE'RE OUT OF SALSA.

- WE HAVE A SALSA EMERGENCY?

- YES. YES.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEONE NAMED MANUEL MIGHT STOP BY.

- WELL, I-I BETTER GET GOING.

BUT BEFORE I DO, I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING.

- WHAT IS IT? - IF YOU DON'T HAVE

THAT WEIGHT MACHINE ASSEMBLED IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES,

I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF.

- HOW DID YOU KNOW? - IT'S A GUY THING.

- [sighs] ALONE AT LAST.

[laughs] THE HOTEL LOOKS THE SAME.

- YEAH, THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED.

LET'S PICK IT UP FROM WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

MM. [chuckles]

[humming awkwardly]

OH, THAT VISIT WAS NICE.

- OH, REAL NICE.

- HOW ABOUT SOME MOOD MUSIC? - OH, YES, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

- OKAY, HERE WE GO.

AH!

[humming]

- NOPE. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, ANOTHER--

ANOTHER STATION.

- ALL TALK, ALL THE TIME. - FINE.

- I KNOW--TALK TO ME

ABOUT SECRETLY HOLDING MY HAND ON THE DRIVE BACK.

- YES, YES, IT WAS SUCH FORBIDDEN FRUIT.

I KNEW IT WAS WRONG, BUT I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

[both chuckle]

MM.

[clears throat]

YOU KNOW, IT'S--IT'S JUST THAT WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER SO LONG,

IT'S LIKE KISSING... - A RELATIVE.

IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

BUT I GUESS SOME FANTASIES

ARE JUST BETTER LEFT AS FANTASIES.

- BUT THEY WERE SOME GREAT FANTASIES.

[both laughing]

SO, UH...

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

- WELL, FOR OPENERS, I'M GONNA STOP HOLDING MY STOMACH IN.

- WHAT'S A SEVEN-LETTER WORD FOR "ENERGY" OR "MOTION"?

- UM, KINETIC.

- HEY.

- I WONDER WHO'S ON THE TONIGHT SHOW.

[TV turns on] - AH...

THIRTY YEARS WITH JOHNNY-- IT'S NOT THE SAME WITH JAY.

- OH, NO, IT ISN'T. I MEAN...

YOU JUST GET USED TO THINKING OF JOHNNY IN A CERTAIN WAY

AND TO TRY TO GET USED TO SOMEONE NEW...

- LIKE JAY.

- AND YOU JUST CAN'T DO IT.

- I CARE VERY DEEPLY FOR JAY. HE'S...

A WONDERFUL PERSON.

AND THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT HIM I'LL ALWAYS TREASURE, BUT...

- HE'S NOT JOHNNY.

HOW ABOUT A HUG, JAY?

- [barking]

[Dreyfuss growling]

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