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- I'M WARNING YOU.

IF YOU TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE, I'M GONNA KILL YA!

- GEE BARBARA, WHAT GOOD IS IT HAVING AN ORGASM

IF YOU CAN'T DISCUSS IT?

- FOR NORMAL PEOPLE, JUST HAVING IT IS ENOUGH!

- FACE IT. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

JEALOUS THAT I MET PATRICK. JEALOUS THAT DADDY MET SONYA.

JEALOUS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANYBODY YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH.

[laughing]

- I'M ONLY GONNA TELL YOU THIS ONE MORE TIME, CAROL...

I'M HAPPY! THAT YOU FOUND PATRICK!

I'M HAPPY DADDY FOUND SONYA!

I'M HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY!

- HI, GIRLS.

BARBARA, QUIT SWATTING YOUR SISTER'S HEAD.

- SHE'S BRAGGING ABOUT HER SEX LIFE AGAIN, DADDY.

- ALL RIGHT, JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES THOUGH.

- HI, SONYA!

- YOU SHOULDN'T BEAT UP YOUR SISTER LIKE THAT,

YOU NEED MORE OF A WRIST ACTION.

I USED TO BEAT UP MY SISTER TOO.

- OH, WHEN DID YOU STOP?

- OH...EVERY 15 MINUTES.

- WHAT A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.

ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL, GIRLS? ISN'T SHE?

- GOOD NIGHT, SONYA.

- MM-HMM...COME AND HIT CAROL SOMETIME!

- GOOD NIGHT, GIRLS!

- AHHH, ALONE AT LAST.

I CAN'T TELL YOU

WHAT A WONDERFUL EVENING I HAD WITH YOU.

I'VE NEVER EVER BEEN TAKEN CARE OF LIKE THAT BEFORE.

EVERYTHING PLANNED.

EVERY DETAIL LOOKED AT...

I...THANK YOU.

- YOU'RE WELCOME, HARRY.

- I MEAN, YOU PICK ME UP,

TAKE ME OUT TO A TERRIFIC DINNER.

THEN THIRD ROW CENTER. AT THE SYMPHONY.

UH...LISTEN,

YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING ME TO...

PUT OUT OR ANYTHING ARE YOU?

- NO... - NO?

AHHH...

SONYA, YOU AND I, WE MAKE A...

WE MAKE A TERRIFIC TEAM.

- THE GREATEST.

WHICH IS WHY I THINK WOULD BE BETTER

IF WE NEVER SAW EACH OTHER AGAIN.

I'M SORRY, HARRY. GOODBYE.

- WAIT...

"WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM. THE GREATEST."

"I CAN NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN."

BUT THAT'S COMPLETE INSANITY!

I--CAROL WILL UNDERSTAND.

- LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE

JUST HOW WE DO IS NO MYSTERY

ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS

WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND

THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED

RAIN OR SHINE

I'LL BE THE ONE

TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

WE SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

- STILL NO ANSWER.

DREYFUSS, I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN HIT BY A TRAIN.

I MEAN, SONYA IS SO RIGHT FOR ME,

AND SHE WAS FUN AND SMART AND WITTY AND...

SEXY. YEAH.

GEEZ, SONYA, WHAT IS WRONG?

[knocking on door]

- DADDY, YOU OKAY WITH THIS SONYA THING?

- I'M FINE.

A LITTLE CONFUSED, I JUST WANNA HIT THE SACK.

- YOU WANNA BE ALONE?

- MMM...YEAH.

- I LOVE YOU, DADDY.

- THANKS.

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE FAMILY.

- DADDY!

DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, I KNOW YOUR ANGUISH.

- I WAS AFRAID YOU WOULD, DEAR.

- YOU KNOW, DADDY, IT WASN'T SO LONG AGO THAT I WAS DUMPED.

- YEAH, CAROL...

- BUT IN TIME, YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE

WHO WORSHIPS THE GROUND YOU WALK ON AS I HAVE,

AND YOU'LL HEAL.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D...

NO DREYFUSS, YOU DON'T HEAL, DADDY HEALS.

- HONEY, I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW,

I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF MY CLOTHES.

- OHHH! I HEAR YOU.

REMEMBER WHEN I WENT SCREAMING NAKED THROUGH THE BACKYARD

WHEN CLARENCE THOMAS WAS CONFIRMED?

- VAGUELY, DEAR.

- I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU, DADDY.

- YES, DEAR, I'M BEGINNING TO REALIZE THAT.

- NIGHT, DADDY. NIGHT, DEAR.

- OKAY...

WHOA! HEY! CHARLEY!

- HEY, HARRY!

I HEARD YOU GOT THE OLD "HEAVE-HO."

BUMMER!

BY THE WAY, WE'RE OUT OF CREAM RINSE.

- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM?

- OH, MY DRAIN'S BEEN CLOGGED SINCE JUNE.

WORD OF ADVICE.

DON'T EVER GUT A DEER IN YOUR BATHTUB.

- GET OUT, CHARLEY!

- RIGHT. YOU KNOW ME, NEVER ONE TO INTRUDE,

BUT SOMEONE WITH AN OUTSIDE PERSPECTIVE

CAN SEE EXACTLY WHERE YOU WENT WRONG WITH THIS SONYA.

- WHERE?

- BOXERS.

YOU GOTTA GO WITH BRIEFS! HOLDS THE OLD BUNS UP!

. CHICKS LOVE TIGHT BUNS.

WELL, TIGHT BUNS AND CASH.

- CHARLEY, I'M NOT GONNA WEAR TIGHT UNDERWEAR,

AND GIVE MONEY TO WOMEN!

- FINE! BE LONELY.

- I DON'T KNOW WHY THE DOCTOR BROUGHT YOU IN,

I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF HANGIN' A SHELF CROOKED BY MYSELF.

I FORGOT.

YOU'RE LIVIN' WITH HIS DAUGHTER.

- HEY, DON'T YOU HAVE SOME BLOOD TO DRAW BESIDES MINE?

- STEP ASIDE PRETTY BOY, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO HANG A SHELF!

OHH...

- LAVERNE! ARE YOU OKAY?

- OH, IT'S NOTHIN'. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

- YOU HAVE AN ULCER, DON'T YOU?

- HOW DO YOU KNOW? - I KNOW THIS MEDICINE.

MY MOTHER HAD AN ULCER. - HOW'D SHE GET IT?

YOU HANG SHELVES FOR HER TOO?

- COME ON, LAVERNE, AN ULCER ISN'T THAT SERIOUS NOWADAYS.

- NOT SERIOUS? ARE YOU KIDDIN'?

IT ONLY MEANS NO MORE SODA, NO MORE COFFEE,

NO MORE FRIED CHICKEN, NO MORE TATER TOTS!

YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE MY TATER TOTS.

- I'M SORRY. I GUESS IT IS SERIOUS.

- SERIOUS? NOW WHY YOU TRYIN' TO UPSET ME?

- NO, NO, I JUST MEANT THAT...

- I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M GONNA BEAT THIS THANG!

- OKAY! OKAY, I'M SURE YOU WILL.

- OH, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!

YOU DON'T HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR STOMACH!

- I WILL IF I KEEP TALKING TO YOU.

- WESTON LINES UP HIS BIRDIE PUTT ON THE 18TH HOLE.

IF HE SINKS THIS, HE WINS 100 GRAND,

AND A NEW CHRYSLER CORDOBA.

I WISH THEY STILL MADE THOSE.

FIGURES...

[knocking]

UH...JUST A SECOND, LAVERNE!

COME IN.

SONYA...?

I THOUGHT WE WERE NEVER GONNA SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN.

- I WANTED TO TALK.

I WAS UNFAIR THE OTHER NIGHT, AND I OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION.

- WHAT HAPPENED? I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING GREAT!

- WE WERE, BUT I'M AN ALL OR NOTHING PERSON, HARRY.

IF I WERE TO GET INVOLVED WITH YOU--

AND YOU'RE EXACTLY THE KIND OF MAN

I COULD GET INVOLVED WITH--

MY CAREER WOULD SUFFER.

- SONYA, I CAN HELP YOU FIND THE MIDDLE GROUND.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JUST LOOSEN UP A LITTLE.

- THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND. I KNOW ME.

[pager beeping]

AH, ANOTHER FIRE...

I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU, HARRY.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

- NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE!

CAROL WILL UNDERSTAND.

- SO THAT WAS SONYA, HUH?

HOT.

- YEAH, SHE'S AN ATTRACTIVE LADY.

- SO YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER, OR WHAT?

- NO, WE ARE NOT BACK TOGETHER.

ACTUALLY, SHE JUST SAID

THAT SHE DOESN'T WANNA GET INVOLVED.

I--I THINK SHE'S AFRAID.

- WELL, LET HER KNOW THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

HARRY, IF YOU WANT HER TO BE VULNERABLE,

YOU HAVE TO BE VULNERABLE.

IT'S ONE BIG GAME.

- I DON'T WANNA PLAY GAMES.

LIKE WHAT? CRY IN FRONT OF HER, OR...?

- IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, HARRY?

YOU ARE TOO SHY! YOU'RE TOO TIMID!

YOU GOTTA GO OUT ON A LIMB,

YOU CAN'T BE AFRAID TO DO SOMETHING STUPID.

- STUPID? - YEAH.

SEE, IF A GUY DOES SOMETHING, AND IT FEELS STUPID,

INEVITABLY, IT'LL FEEL ROMANTIC TO THE WOMAN.

YOU GOTTA BE CREATIVE.

- OH, YEAH?

WHAT DID YOU DO TO IMPRESS CAROL?

- I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT, AND I GOT OUT OF MY TRUCK.

- HERE'S THE KEYS TO MY TRUCK. KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.

- I PUT THE THIRD QUARTER FIGURES

IN THE DPO SUBFILE.

- BRILLIANT IDEA!

- THANK YOU, MISS PHILIPS.

- ALL RIGHT...

WHO WROTE THAT THEY'RE HEAD OVER HEALS CRAZY

ABOUT ME IN MY ELECTRONIC MAIL?

HARRY?

- IT WAS ME.

[all oohing]

- HARRY, THIS ISN'T THE--

- SONYA, I CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT YOU.

AND I WILL NOT GIVE YOU UP WITHOUT A FIGHT,

AND I DON'T CARE WHO HEARS!

[all oohing]

WELL, THIS SURE FEELS STUPID.

- HARRY, I CARE ABOUT YOU TOO,

BUT I HAVE MY CAREER TO THINK ABOUT.

- I THINK YOU CAN HAVE BOTH.

- I CAN'T. - YOU WILL.

- SECURITY IS ON THE WAY.

I'M A HEMOPHILIAC.

- RELAX! RELAX! I'M GOING.

TALK TO YOU SOON.

- GOODBYE, HARRY.

[all aahing]

- IF IT'S OKAY, I'M GOING TO LEAVE NOW.

IF I MISS ANOTHER PIZZA NIGHT,

I HAVE TO MASSAGE THE WIFE'S FEET DURING HARD COPY.

- GOODNIGHT, BRIAN.

- GOOD EVENING, MISS PHILIPS.

THE MAN YOU ARE LOOKING AT IS DR. HARRY WESTON.

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT,

IS TO SPEND TIME WITH WESTON,

AND LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF HIS INTENTIONS.

AS ALWAYS, SHOULD YOU OR YOUR HEART BE CAPTURE

THE SECRETARY WILL DISAVOW ANY KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR ACTIONS.

SINCE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SELF-DESTRUCT THIS TAPE,

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TURN IT OFF YOURSELF.

I DON'T KNOW IF SHE EVEN LISTENED TO THE TAPE.

- DADDY, THAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

- THAT IS PRETTY CREATIVE, HARRY.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID SOMETHING THIS COOL.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN OUT WITH HER FOUR TIMES,

AND STILL HAVEN'T DONE THE OOFA DANCE.

- CHARLEY, DOES THE FILTH IN YOUR MIND

KNOW NO LIMITATIONS?

- I'D NEVER DO IT WITH A DEAD GIRL IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.

- CHARLEY! OUT.

- WELL I WOULDN'T.

[doorbell]

- SONYA!

- HI, HARRY CAN WE TALK?

- OH, JEEZ, I GOT A THING. - WE HAVE TO GO UP

DO SOMETHING.

- I'VE BEEN GIVING WHAT YOU SAID A LOT OF THOUGHT

ABOUT TAKING THE MIDDLE GROUND,

AND I'M WILLING TO GIVE US A SHOT.

- THAT'S WONDERFUL! - I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION.

- WHAT'S THAT? - WILL YOU MARRY ME?

YOU NEVER DID ANSWER MY QUESTION.

- MARRIAGE?

WELL...YEAH,

BUT I THOUGHT WE'D DATE A WHILE,

AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

- OH! YOU'RE RIGHT.

I--SLOW DOWN.

I'M SO GOAL-ORIENTED, IT'S A PERSONALITY DISORDER.

- A PERSONALITY DISORDER WOULD GET YOU INTO THIS FAMILY.

SONYA...SONYA,

I WANT US TO TAKE OUR TIME.

THE BEAUTY OF A RELATIONSHIP IS LEARNING ABOUT EACH OTHER.

- YOU ARE SO GROUNDED.

YOU ARE PERFECT FOR ME, AND I WANNA BE PERFECT FOR YOU.

- YOU ARE.

- HARRY!

WE SHOULD GET AWAY!

WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE CAYMAN ISLANDS?

- SOUNDS GREAT.

- I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT!

JEFFREY, CALL THE CAYMAN ISLAND TOURIST BUREAU

FOR TRAVEL BROCHURES.

- LET'S GO TO DINNER FRIDAY NIGHT.

- LET ME COOK DINNER FOR YOU.

HERE! FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. DO YOU LIKE LOBSTER?

- I LOVE IT, BUT THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE...

- CALL ENRAE AT MISTRALL.

HAVE HIM FAX HIS LOBSTER NEWBURG RECIPE

TO STEVE AT GROCERY GOURMET.

I WANT ASPARAGUS SPEARS, NEW POTATOES...

TWO BOTTLES OF GRGICH CHARDONNAY.

- WOW.

- COME HERE.

- MMM.

- MMM.

- AGAIN, WOW.

- YOU WERE RIGHT, HARRY.

I JUST NEEDED TO LOOSEN UP A LITTLE.

- OH, I LOVE YOU LOOSE!

- ME TOO.

I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.

- OKAY. BYE-BYE.

WHOO!

- IT'S HIS FAVORITE LUNCH.

FRIED CHICKEN. - AH...

- HOME FRIES. - OH, MERCY.

- APPLE PIE AND CREAM SODA.

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING THERE?

- CORN...

- OH! SONYA!

- I HAVE A MEETING AT 2:00, SO SIT, EAT.

I'VE MADE YOU THE PERFECT LUNCH.

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.

- NO TROUBLE!

I LOVE DOING THINGS FOR YOU.

CLICK WHEN I SAY NEXT.

- WHAT'S...WHAT'S ALL THIS?

- I'VE BEEN DOING SOME RESEARCH ON OUR VACATION.

AS YOU CAN SEE, HARRY.

THE CAYMAN ISLANDS ARE A SERIES OF THREE ISLANDS.

NEXT. PERFECT!

THE CAPITAL OF WHICH IS GEORGETOWN. NEXT.

NEXT.

THE BEST BEACHES AND RESORTS

ARE TO BE FOUND ON THE ISLAND OF GRAND CAYMAN.

NEXT.

HARRY, NEXT. - OH...!

[knocking on door]

- AH, COME IN, SVEN! - YEAH! HI...!

- WHAT--WHAT--WHAT'S THIS?

- OH, MISS PHILIPS HIRED SVEN TO WORK YOU OUT GOOD.

KEEP HEART PUMPING STRONG

LIKE FUEL INJECTOR IN SAAB TURBO!

YEAH, WE START WITH THE ALPINE CLIMBER, RIGHT?

- WHAT...?

- IF YOU'RE GOING TO EAT FOOD LIKE THAT,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK IT OFF.

I WANT MY BABY TO LIVE FOREVER.

- I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO WORKOUT AFTER YOU EAT.

- NO! THAT'S SWIMMING.

NO...WE DON'T SVIM UNTIL TOMORROW.

5:00 A.M.

- I CAN'T SVIM AT 5:00 A.M.

- YOU VILL SVIM AT 5:00 A.M.

[knocking at door]

- LUNCH TIME.

NOT EATIN' WITH SONYA TODAY?

- NO, I, I TOLD HER WE WERE GONNA HAVE LUNCH HERE,

DISCUSS OFFICE STUFF.

- YAMS OR PEAS. NAME YOUR POISON.

- UMM...

- GONNA MAKE ME EAT THE YAMS, HUH?

SO, WE GONNA DISCUSS OFFICE STUFF OR WHAT?

- YEAH, RIGHT. UHH...

HOW'S THE FILING?

- SCREWED UP BEYOND REPAIR.

SO, YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT'S REALLY GOIN' ON?

YOU AND SONYA HAVIN' TROUBLE?

- NO, NO.

EVERYTHING IS... EVERYTHING IS JUST SVELL.

WELL, SHE'S A LITTLE CONTROLLING.

- OH, I UNDERSTAND.

THEY IS NOTHIN' MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN A CONTROLLIN' PERSON.

WIPE YOUR CHIN!

- IN THE WEEK SINCE WE GOT BACK TOGETHER,

SHE'S HAD EVERY MINUTE OF MY LIFE PLANNED.

SHE'S STARTING TO MAKE ME FEEL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

- SO TELL HER. - I CAN'T.

I MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF GOING AFTER HER.

NOW I'M GONNA COMPLAIN?

- WELL, ONE THING I KNOW

IS THAT IF YOU KEEP THINGS BOTTLED UP INSIDE,

YOU'LL END UP WITH AN ULCER...

DOCTOR, DO YOU THINK I KEEP THINGS BOTTLED UP?

- NOT THAT I'VE EVER NOTICED.

BUT I DON'T KNOW. IT'S POSSIBLE.

IS THERE SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?

- NO, NOTHIN'.

- COME ON, LAVERNE. THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING.

- WELL, MAYBE ONE THING.

YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE IN THE MORNIN',

IT MESSES UP MY SCHEDULE.

- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU GOT THAT OFF YOUR CHEST.

- AND THEN YOU ORDER THEM BILLIN' ENVELOPES,

THEY'RE A LITTLE ITTY BITTY TOO SMALL FOR THE CHECKS.

I GOTTA FOLD AND UNFOLD, WASTE HALF MY DAY.

- WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY...

- THEN YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS!

YOUR DAUGHTERS DATIN' EVERY NUT IN TOWN,

AND ONE OF 'EM FINALLY BAGS ONE, AND YOU BRING HIM HERE!

- WELL, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T...

- AND I AIN'T THROUGH YET!

NOW YOU GOT YOURSELF A NEW GIRLFRIEND,

NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M PICKIN' UP PIECES

FRIED CHICKEN OUT YOUR CARPET!

- LAVERNE! - I AIN'T THROUGH YET!

WHY YOU ALWAYS PARK THAT BIG BOAT OF A CAR OF YOURN

HALF WAY IN MY SPACE?

- ALL RIGHT. I'LL TRY...

- I AIN'T THROUGH YET!

- DADDY, YOU HAVE TO MAKE HER STOP.

SHE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. - CAROL, STOP IT!

- NOT ME! SONYA!

- SHE'S WORSE THAN CAROL! - SHE IS?

- SHE'S LIKE JUNE CLEAVER ON ACID.

- DADDY, SHE FIRED THE POOL MAN THIS AFTERNOON.

- HECTOR? SHE FIRED HECTOR?

- YEAH. SHE SAID IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL,

SHE HAS SOMEONE MORE EFFICIENT.

I LIKED HECTOR! - ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO HER.

- THERE YOU ARE. WE STILL HAVE CHORES.

BARBARA, PLATES. CAROL, SILVER.

PATRICK, TRASH.

- I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE VON TRAPP KIDS.

- HOW IS YOUR ESPRESSO?

- OH...IT'S DELICIOUS,

AS WAS THE DINNER, AND THE THREE LUNCHES THIS WEEK.

- PERFECT.

- OH, THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN.

- WHAT WORD? - "PERFECT."

YOU USE IT A LOT. - I LIKE PERFECT.

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

WHAT CAN BE BETTER THAN PERFECT?

- OH, RELAXED, COMFORTABLE AND NATURAL.

- WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, HARRY?

- SONYA...

I--I--

I DON'T THINK THINGS ARE WORKING OUT HERE.

- ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?

- I THINK I AM. I--I--

- WAIT A SECOND!

I BROKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK

I COULD HANDLE IT, AND YOU ASSURED ME I COULD!

THAN YOU COME TO MY OFFICE

WITH THAT STUPID MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TRICK.

YOU WIN MY HEART, AND NOW YOU'RE DUMPING ME?

- I AM VERY SORRY.

- I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE CRAZY ABOUT ME!

- WELL I THOUGHT I WAS, BUT THEN, SONYA,

REMEMBER THAT EVENING WE DISCUSSED

GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER?

THAT'S WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT.

- AND YOU DIDN'T LIKE WHAT YOU GOT TO KNOW?

- SONYA, I CAN'T LIVE MY LIFE ON YOUR SCHEDULE.

IT'S TOO STRUCTURED, IT'S TOO RIGID.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

- I SEE.

- LISTEN, I FEEL TERRIBLY GUILTY ABOUT THIS.

- DON'T.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, DO!

- UGHH.

- WHERE'S SONYA?

- AW, SHE'S GONE. WE BROKE UP.

- AHHH! YES!

I MEAN, THAT'S TOO BAD.

- OH, BARBARA, I FEEL SO LOUSY!

I MEET THIS LADY I LIKE, WE GO OUT,

SHE HAS A FEW QUIRKS, AND PFFT!

SHE'S HISTORY.

- WELL, DADDY, MAYBE SHE'S JUST NOT THE ONE FOR YOU.

- I DON'T KNOW...I...I

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M JUST WONDERING THAT,

MAYBE I DIDN'T GIVE IT A CHANCE.

MAYBE I COULD'VE BEEN MORE UNDERSTANDING.

- WELL, HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW THAT SHE'S GONE?

- LIKE I HURT SOMEONE VERY BADLY,

AND IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD.

- AW, DADDY.

I LOVE YOU.

- THANKS, BABY.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

I AM SO SORRY.

IT WAS A HASTY DECISION.

I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT I WANT YOU BACK SO MUCH!

ALL RIGHT. DON'T CRY.

YOU GO BACK TO BED,

AND WE'LL WORK THIS OUT IN THE MORNING.

GOODNIGHT, HECTOR.

- SO PATRICK AND I, WERE WALKING IN THE PARK.

IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.

MOON WAS SHINING...

WE WALKED TO THE LAKE, AND WE LOOKED AROUND,

WE WERE ALL ALONE...

WHAT?

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT AN ORGASM!

- YOU HAD A BIG, FAT FLY ON YOUR HEAD!

DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT.

- AHHH... BLEH.

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