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[engine roaring]

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. HE'S DOING IT.

- IS MR. HETZEL'S LEAF-BLOWER BLOWING OPEN HIS ROBE AGAIN?

- YES, YES.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

COME ON, DREYF! COME ON!

THAT'S A BOY! COME ON!

COME ON! COME ON! OH, DREYF!

- DADDY, YOU'VE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS TO GET HIM

TO BRING IN THE PAPER, HE'LL NEVER DO IT.

- HE DID IT! LOOK AT THIS! DREYF, WHAT A BIG BOY!

YOU DID IT! I TOLD YOU HE COULD DO IT.

ALRIGHT...GIVE ME THE... LET GO!

COME ON, LET GO! DREYF! DREYF!

- BE CAREFUL, YOU'RE GONNA HURT HIM!

- I'M NOT GOING TO HURT HIM!

- I WAS TALKING TO DREYFUSS, DADDY.

- HEY. HEY, DREYF! SIT! PAPER.

SMART DOG.

- EXCUSE ME, PATRICK.

HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH THE SPRINKLERS?

- WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ASKING ME ABOUT THE SPRINKLERS?

- BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SPRINKLER MAN.

- YEAH, WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

- HOW COME YOU'RE ALWAYS INSIDE,

WHEN THE LAWN IS OUTSIDE?

- BECAUSE THE AIR CONDITIONING IS INSIDE,

AND THE HEAT IS OUTSIDE.

BY THE WAY, SOMEBODY SHOULD CALL THE COPS ON THAT HETZEL GUY

WITH THE LEAF-BLOWER. I JUST WOKE UP,

I DON'T NEED TO LOOK AT THAT.

- I WAS IN THE YARD TODAY AND THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

A SOAKER IN MY HERB GARDEN.

- YEAH, I CHANGED MY MIND, I PUT IN A FAN SPRAY.

- BUT THE PLANS CALLED FOR A SOAKER.

- I DON'T GO BY PLANS, HARRY.

- THEN WHAT DID I PAY YOU $1,200 FOR?

- THE PLANS ARE JUST A JUMPING-OFF POINT.

- LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY.

MY GRASS IS BROWN.

- HARRY, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO BE A PEDIATRICIAN.

- AT LEAST MY PATIENTS ARE GROWING!

- DADDY, I DON'T TRUST THIS GUY.

MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO GO OUT AND CHECK HIS WORK.

- YEAH, GO OUT AND CHECK.

- DAMN RIGHT, I'M GONNA CHECK.

WISH I KNEW WHAT I WAS CHECKING FOR.

BUT I'M GOING TO CHECK ANYWAY.

LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE

JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY

ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS

WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND

THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED

- ANYTHING YOU NEED

- RAIN OR SHINE

I'LL BE THE ONE

TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

WE SHARE IT ALL

AS LIFE GOES ON

- PATRICK, WE HAVE TO STOP THIS.

DADDY'LL SEE US.

- SO LET HIM. WHAT ARE WE SNEAKING AROUND FOR?

WHY DON'T WE JUST TELL HIM?

- WELL, FOR ONE THING, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

AND THE SEX IS MUCH HOTTER THIS WAY.

- LET'S NEVER TELL HIM.

- [gasps]

HEY PATRICK, YOU'RE NOZZLE'S SHOWING.

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD DADDY, HAVE YOU?

- NO! - I CAN TELL.

THE KISS WAS HOT.

YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN A SOAP OPERA.

"STAY TUNED FOR THE LATEST IN THE SNEAKY AFFAIR

"BETWEEN THE PROUD BUT ARROGANT SPRINKLER MAN,

AND THE DOCTOR'S PRETENTIOUS BUT HORNY DAUGHTER."

- FIRST OF ALL, I AM NO LONGER HORNY.

AND SECOND OF ALL, PATRICK IS NOT A SPRINKLER MAN,

HE'S AN ARTIST,

AND HE'S NOT JUST AN ARTIST, HE'S A SCULPTOR,

A GREAT SCULPTOR. - CAROL...

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?

UNTIL I'M RECOGNIZED BY THE ARTISTIC COMMUNITY,

I CANNOT CALL MYSELF AN ARTIST.

- WELL, SURE YOU CAN, HONEY! YOU CAN HAVE CARDS PRINTED UP.

THEY COST ABOUT EIGHT DOLLARS.

- YEAH, THAT'S HOW SHE BECAME A CATERER.

- PATRICK, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY,

YOU ARE AN ARTIST.

- NOBODY CALLS ME AN ARTIST UNTIL I CALL ME AN ARTIST.

I COULD SELL A MILLION SCULPTURES,

I STILL WOULDN'T BE AN ARTIST UNTIL I FELT IT IN MY BOWELS!

- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

THIS IS A MAN, BARBARA.

- THIS IS A NUT, CAROL.

- YEAH, ALRIGHT, GOOD BYE, MR. HETZEL!

NO, DON'T...DON'T WAVE!

OH, GOD.

- SO, HOW DID THOSE SPRINKLERS CHECK OUT, HARRY?

- ALRIGHT, PATRICK, I HAVE TO ADMIT

THAT I THINK WHAT YOU DID WITH THE SPRINKLERS WAS RIGHT.

SO FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA TRUST YOU.

- MAKIN' A BIG MISTAKE.

- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

- YEAH, WHAT THE HELL.

HARRY, SOMETHING HAS BEEN GOING ON AROUND HERE

THAT I SHOULD TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

- HOLD IT!

I WAS AFRAID THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

I COULD TELL THE WAY YOU TWO WERE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER,

HOW YOU HELD THE HOSE FOR HER WHEN SHE TOOK A DRINK.

GUYS ARE ALWAYS FALLING IN LOVE WITH BARBARA.

- DADDY! IT'S ME! ME!

HE LOVES ME, NOT BARBARA! ME!

- YOU?

THAT WAS MY SECOND GUESS!

YOU LIKE HIM?

- SOMETHING ABOUT HIS BOWELS.

- ISN'T IT WONDERFUL, DADDY?

- NOT REALLY.

SO...

HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DATING?

- OH GOD, DADDY, WE'VE BEEN DOING MUCH MORE THAN DATING.

- CAROL, PLEASE,

I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON HERE.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

- DADDY, PATRICK HAS ASKED ME TO LIVE WITH HIM.

- WH--WH--WHAT?

[stutters] ...HE ASKED YOU TO LIVE?

YOU TWO? TOGETHER?

- HARRY, IT'S SIMPLE. I LOVE HER,

AND I WANT TO LIVE WITH HER.

- AND I LOVE HIM TOO, DADDY.

- OH, COME ON, YOU KNOW, THIS IS KIND OF A BIG THING.

SORT OF A FUNNY FEELING TO THINK OF YOU LEAVING HOME.

IT'S NOT A BAD FEELING, JUST SORT OF A FUNNY FEELING.

LISTEN--EXCUSE ME, I THINK PATRICK AND I SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

- OH, I UNDERSTAND. THE "INTENTIONS" TALK.

- [groans]

SO YOU, UH... WANNA LIVE WITH CAROL.

- GEEZ, I DON'T KNOW!

SOMETIMES IT FEELS RIGHT, SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T.

YOU TAKE YOUR CHANCES. IT'S ONE BIG CRAPSHOOT, RIGHT?

- THAT'S VERY REASSURING.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE?

- OH, MAN! THIS IS THE "INTENTIONS" TALK, ISN'T IT?

IT'S NO BIG DEAL, WE'RE JUST MOVING IN TOGETHER.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.

- THIS JUST GETS BETTER.

NOW, TELL ME, HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY THE BILLS? I MEAN,

HOW IS A SPRINKLER MAN GONNA BE ABLE TO SUPPORT A WOMAN

WHO HASN'T PAID FOR HER OWN DRY-CLEANING IN...IN...

SHE HAS NEVER PAID FOR HER DRY-CLEANING.

- I DON'T CARE ABOUT BILLS, HARRY.

I'M NOT JUST A SPRINKLER-MAN. I'M AN ARTIST!

- THE GOOD NEWS JUST KEEP ROLLING IN.

- I DON'T CONCERN MYSELF WITH DAY-TO-DAY THINGS.

I'M CONCERNED ABOUT LIFE. ABOUT LIVING!

- YOU'RE COMPLETELY BROKE, AREN'T YOU?

- NOW LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, DOCTOR.

CAROL IS FINALLY MOVIN' OUT OF THE HOUSE?

WELL, YOU MUST BE TICKLED PINK.

- NO, NOT REALLY, I'M GONNA MISS HER.

- I'M NOT SURPRISED,

SHE WAS AROUND LONGER THAN JOHNNY CARSON.

- ONLY BY A YEAR AND A HALF.

- WELL, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR CAROL.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT SOME RELATIONSHIPS WORK OUT.

NICK CALLED LAST NIGHT FROM JAPAN.

- THINGS STILL THE SAME?

- HE'S STILL AN OUT-FIELDER.

HE'S STAYIN' WITH THE OSAKA HENS.

AND WITH HER.

- LAVERNE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE, DEAR. LET IT GO.

- YOU'RE RIGHT.

THE LORD GIVETH, AND THE LORD TAKETH AWAY.

- WHAT?

- WELL, CAROL IS MOVIN' OUT WITH PATRICK, AND...

NICK HAS MOVED IN WITH TAKA SUMA.

WELL, HE'LL GET HIS.

SHE'LL PROBABLY RUN OFF AND LEAVE HIM

FOR ONE OF THEM BIG FAT WRESTLERS IN A DIAPER.

- HI. - HEY, CAROL!

I JUST HEARD THE WONDERFUL NEWS!

YOUR DADDY SAYS YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A TERRIFIC FELLA!

I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU! [crying]

- WHAT'S WRONG?

- NO, NO, SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

- DADDY, IT LOOKS LIKE I CAN'T MOVE OUT.

- OH! THAT'S-- WHAT HAPPENED?

- WELL, I CAN'T MOVE IN WITH PATRICK YET,

THEY'RE CONVERTING HIS APARTMENT INTO A CONDEMNED BUILDING.

- SO?

- WELL, HE'S GONNA MOVE IN WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS,

AND I'LL STAY HOME WHILE WE LOOK FOR OUR OWN PLACE.

IS IT ALL RIGHT IF PATRICK MOVES SOME OF HIS STUFF

INTO OUR GARAGE?

- YEAH, I GUESS SO.

- AW, THANK YOU, DADDY! THANK YOU!

OH, DADDY, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

AND DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW I LOVE PATRICK?

BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS!

- FINE, DEAR.

- WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HIM, DADDY?

IT'S HEAVY! - CAREFUL. RIGHT HERE.

THERE.

OH, CAROL, I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU.

SO, HOW SOON CAN YOU MOVE OUT?

- I DON'T KNOW, APARTMENTS ARE VERY EXPENSIVE.

- I'LL LOAN YOU THE MONEY!

- YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

- I'LL BORROW IT.

- BARBARA, PLEASE, I'M FEELING INSECURE ENOUGH TODAY.

- ABOUT WHAT?

YOU'RE NOT HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS

ABOUT PATRICK, ARE YOU?

- WHY? WHAT DID YOU HEAR?

- NOTHING! BUT YOU'RE NOT HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS,

OR YOU'D TELL ME, RIGHT? - I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

- I KNOW. - THEN WHERE DID YOU HEAR

HE DIDN'T LIKE ME?

- CAROL, I DON'T WANT TO UPSET YOU.

BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.

- MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

I'M SO HAPPY WITH PATRICK, I'M AFRAID IT'S GONNA END.

- WELL, WHY WOULD IT END?

DON'T THINK ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN,

JUST STAY WITH BEING HAPPY.

- YEAH. I'VE HEARD OF PEOPLE WHO DO THAT.

- CAROL, DO YOU REALIZE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE?

YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY THAT LOVES YOU,

A GUY WHO'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

YOU'RE NUTS.

BUT YOU'RE A NICE PERSON, YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY.

AND HAPPY PEOPLE SHOULD KEEP MOVING.

- HEY, BARB! READY TO GO? - READY.

- HEY, CONGRATULATIONS, CAROL.

I HEAR YOU FINALLY BAGGED A GUY.

WHAT DID YOU USE? A TRANQUILIZER GUN?

WHERE'S THE BEER?

- CHARLEY! STAY OUT OF THERE, THAT'S PATRICK'S.

- GOING FOR A RIDE LATER, CAROL?

HEY, PATRICK! - HEY, CHARLIE.

- DOES SHE GET BETTER-LOOKING EVERY DAY, OR WHAT?

YOU ARE A LUCKY FELLA.

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES CAROL'S BEEN THERE FOR ME,

HELPED ME OUT, YOU'VE GOT A GREAT LITTLE FILLY HERE.

- ALL RIGHT CHARLIE, COME ON,

WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE DOLPHIN GAME.

- YOU BETTER HURRY, CHARLEY.

THE FIRST 50 MORONS GET IN FOR FREE.

- OUCH, CAROL.

THAT ONE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE PLAY.

- I DON'T GET IT.

YOU KEEP SAYING HE TAKES SHOTS AT YOU, BUT I DON'T HEAR THEM.

- THAT'S BECAUSE HE ONLY SAYS NICE THINGS TO ME

WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, IT'S ALL PART OF HIS PLAN.

- WHAT PLAN?

- HE KEEPS SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT ME

TO GET ME UPSET, TO MAKE ME CRAZY.

- HAVE YOU CHANGED SHRINKS AGAIN?

- PATRICK, PLEASE!

- CAROL, COME ON. FORGET ABOUT CHARLEY.

COME ON, WHO CARES WHAT HE SAYS?

YOU'RE GOING TO BE OUT OF HERE PRETTY SOON ANYWAY.

- YEAH, IF WE CAN EVER FIND A DECENT APARTMENT.

EVERYTHING'S SO EXPENSIVE!

- I KNOW, IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH FINDING A NICE PLACE.

- IT DOESN'T MATTER, PATRICK. I WOULD LOVE YOU ANYWHERE.

- EVEN IN A GARAGE?

- ESPECIALLY IN A GARAGE.

HI, DADDY! WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

- UH... THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS.

ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND?

- DADDY, IS IT ALL RIGHT IF WE MOVE

ONE MORE THING INTO THE GARAGE?

- I GUESS SO, DEAR. WHAT?

- PATRICK.

DADDY, YOU'RE BEING VERY OLD-FASHIONED.

- SOMEONE IN THIS HOUSE HAS TO BE!

- HEY, WHAT'S UP?

- CAROL SAYS YOU WANNA MOVE IN HERE.

- WHAT?

- PATRICK, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. - NO.

I DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT, YOU DID.

CAROL, IT DRIVES ME CRAZY

WHEN YOU PUT WORDS INTO MY MOUTH.

IT'S LIKE HAVING THIS WORM INSIDE MY EAR THAT'S JUST...

EATING THROUGH THE LINING OF MY SELF-RESPECT,

UNTIL THERE'S, LIKE, NOTHING LEFT

BUT THIS SLIMY TRAIL OF HUMILIATION!

- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

- SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA MOVE IN HERE?

- WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

- WHO COULD TELL?

- BUT IF I DID MOVE IN, I'D EXPECT

THE SAME FINANCIAL ARRANGEMENT AS CAROL AND BARBARA.

- YOU WANT AN ALLOWANCE?

[horn honking]

WELL, I'M SORRY, I FORGOT ANYBODY WAS IN THERE.

I FELT LIKE I JUST PULLED INTO AN X-RATED DRIVE IN.

- COME ON, HARRY, WE AGREED THAT I COULD MOVE IN

AND CAROL AND I WOULD BE TOGETHER.

- TOGETHER!

BUT SEPARATE!

YOU WOULD BE IN THE GARAGE,

MY DAUGHTER WOULD BE IN HER ROOM!

- YOU JUST DON'T WANT US TO HAVE SEX.

- I DO WANT YOU TO HAVE SEX.

NO, I DON'T!

I MEAN...

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE SEX.

- WELL, IF YOU DON'T CARE, THEN WHY WERE YOU SO UPSET?

- I THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER MEANS

IS THAT IT'S OKAY FOR US TO SEE EACH OTHER,

AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T SEE US SEEING EACH OTHER.

- MAYBE.

- DADDY, I DON'T GET IT. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?

- I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW!

I JUST KNOW I DON'T WANNA WALK IN ON YOU AGAIN...

OR DRIVE IN ON YOU AGAIN.

MY GOD...

I COULD HAVE RUN YOU OVER IN BED!

WELL, I'M PUTTING AN END TO THIS RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW. THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.

THERE ARE GOING TO BE RULES IN THIS HOUSE.

DEFINITE RULES. - HE LOVES RULES.

DADDY, YOU CANNOT REGULATE SPONTANEOUS BEHAVIOR.

- I CAN IF I WANT TO, IT'S MY HOUSE!

- THIS IS GETTING WAY TOO COMPLICATED!

- NOT IF WE HAVE RULES.

- WHAT KIND OF RULES?

- WELL...

YOU CAN LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN THERE.

- HOW?

- I DON'T KNOW, LEAVE ME A NOTE!

- LEAVE YOU A NOTE?

- WELL, I NEED SOMETHING,

I DON'T KNOW, A LIGHT, A BUZZ,

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE A BELL.

- A BELL!

- GREAT, WE RING A BELL, AND EVERY TIME WE'RE HAVING SEX,

THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWS.

- DADDY, YOU'RE TALKING CRAZY!

- I KNOW I'M TALKING CRAZY.

I'M FEELING CRAZY!

I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT.

I DON'T LIKE IT.

- YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER.

I'M MOVING OUT OF HERE.

- GOOD! - DADDY!

PATRICK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE.

- FORGET IT, THIS ISN'T WORKING,

I'M GONNA PACK UP MY STUFF.

- FINE, PACK. - FINE, I WILL!

- OH, THANKS A LOT, DADDY.

YOU'VE JUST RUINED THE LAST HALF OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

PATRICK!

- OH, OH, YEAH, THANK YOU, THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

THANK YOU, DREYF, THAT'S REAL GOOD, THAT'S REAL...

BUT WE DON'T GET THE NEW YORK TIMES.

- OH!

DID I WAKE YOU?

- OH! DID I HIT YOU?

- BARBARA, OH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

- CAROL, PATRICK IS JUST MOVING OUT,

IT'S NOT OVER BETWEEN YOU.

YOU'VE TALKED TO HIM, WHAT DOES HE SAY?

- HE SAID, "I'M JUST MOVING OUT, IT'S NOT OVER BETWEEN US."

- WOULD YOU TRY BELIEVING ONE OF US?

NOW GET OFF ME!

- THAT'S NOT IT, IT'S DADDY.

I CAN'T GET OVER THE WAY HE'S BEHAVING.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD FIX HIM?

IF I MOVED OUT,

AND THEN YOU MOVED OUT, THAT WOULD SHOW HIM!

- OH, YEAH, THAT WOULD SHOW HIM. HE'D BE HERE ALL ALONE

WITH DREYFUSS, HAPPY AS A CLAM.

- YOU DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME. DO YOU?

YOU'RE ALWAYS TAKING DADDY'S SIDE!

- OH, CAROL, COME ON.

- DO I HAVE AN ADVOCATE IN THIS HOUSE? NO!

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO MISER...

AREN'T THESE MY LILY LEMON SHEETS?

- YOU SAID YOU WERE MOVING OUT,

SO I JUST ASSUMED I COULD HAVE THEM.

- I DON'T SEE HOW I CAN LIVE HERE WITH DADDY,

KNOWING HOW HE FEELS.

BARBARA...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE ME?

- FOR STARTERS, I'D BRUSH MY TEETH.

SO, WHAT DID PATRICK SAY LAST NIGHT? IS HE GONNA STAY?

- I DON'T KNOW, HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A WORM,

AND SOMETHING ABOUT HIS BOWELS, AND I STOPPED LISTENING.

- IT'S TRAGIC THE WAY THESE THINGS TEAR FAMILIES APART.

CAN I HAVE YOUR HASH BROWNS, HARRY?

- CAROL'S NOT EVEN TALKING TO ME.

- YOU'RE LUCKY.

- IF YOU ASK ME, IT'S ALL CAROL'S FAULT.

SHE'S ONE OF THESE MODERN BABES.

THEY LIKE TO VOTE, THEY LIKE TO ELECT EACH OTHER.

SHE SCARED PATRICK OFF.

- THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED, CHARLEY.

- THOSE TWO SEEM SO RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.

YOU KNOW, I COULD REALLY PICTURE THEM TOGETHER.

ACTUALLY, I HAVE PICTURES OF THEM TOGETHER.

- DADDY...

DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY,

BUT I'M MOVING OUT BECAUSE OF YOU.

- HARRY, I THOUGHT...

CAROL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE SUITCASES?

- I'M MOVING OUT TO BE WITH YOU.

I DON'T CARE IF WE HAVE TO LIVE IN THE SLEAZIEST,

MOST COCKROACH-INFESTED MOTEL IN THE CITY!

- BUT I'M MOVING BACK IN TO BE WITH YOU!

- OH, THANK GOD, I WAS BLUFFING.

- HARRY, I'M GLAD WE TALKED LAST NIGHT.

- YOU TWO TALKED? OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!

- YEAH, WE HAD A GOOD TALK.

AT FIRST, WE DIDN'T CONNECT.

YOU KNOW, I HAD TO GET INTO HARRY'S HEAD.

SO I JUST BURROWED INTO HIS BRAIN

JUST TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE

IN THE MIASMA OF HIS GREY, GOOEY MATTER.

IT WAS AN INCREDIBLE JOURNEY.

- WE TALKED FOR TWO MINUTES, WHEN DID YOU MAKE THIS TRIP?

- DADDY, ARE YOU REALLY ALRIGHT WITH PATRICK MOVING IN?

- I DON'T KNOW, I'LL HAVE TO ROLL IT AROUND

IN MY GOOEY MATTER.

HERE WE GO.

OH, DREYF, WHAT A... WHAT A GOOD BOY! LOOK AT YOU!

AND YOU GOT THE RIGHT PAPER! THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT DAY!

- GOOD MORNING, DADDY!

- GOOD MORNING, SWEETHEART!

- HEY, HARRY, WHAT'S UP? - MORNING, CHARLES.

- HI, DADDY. - GOOD MORNING, SWEETHEART.

- HI.

- YEAH...

CAN I HAVE A SECTION OF THE PAPER?

- HERE'S THE CLASSIFIEDS.

- PERFECT!

I CAN LOOK FOR AN APARTMENT!

- CAROL, THOSE PANCAKES WERE GREAT.

THE BEST I EVER TASTED.

THIS LADY IS GOING TO BECOME A GREAT CULINARY ARTIST.

- DO YOU SEE THAT? HE'S PUTTING ME DOWN AGAIN!

- RIGHT.

I GOTTA GO.

I GOT ANOTHER JOB DOWN THE STREET.

SEE YOU LATER, BABE. BYE.

- YOU KNOW, CAROL...

YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR MAKE-UP IN THE MORNING, DO YOU?

- BUT I AM WEARING MAKE-UP.

- IT DOESN'T HELP. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T NEED IT.

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