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It'll be for just the week
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while Laverne is on vacation.
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And from your resume,
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you seem to be
the perfect replacement.
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Laverne, what do you say?
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Next!
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Here's your parkin'
validation, hon.
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Harry, dear?
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Winifred?
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Winifred McConnell, is that you?
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Winnie.
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Oh, good to see you.
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Laverne, this is
winifred McConnell.
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Winifred, Laverne Todd.
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Winifred was my nurse
for 20 years
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before I hired you.
Oh, you poor thing.
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So, what brings you
by the office?
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I heard you were
looking for a temp.
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I thought you were retired?
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Oh, Harry,
seven years of knitting
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made me realize
how much I miss nursing.
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Good for you. Hey, now look,
can you start...
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It'll be mon...
- ah-ah-ah!
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Doctor, can I have a word
with you for a moment, please?
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Yeah. Excuse me.
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I do not think
this is a good idea.
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She hasn't worked
in a doctor's office for years.
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Trust me, she'll do fine.
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Oh, look, your telephone
doesn't have a dial anymore.
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You were sayin'?
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All right. I see
what you're doin'.
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You wanna give
the old gal a break.
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Let's go tell her the good news.
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Okay. Winifred,
the job is yours again.
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Oh, you're a doll.
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Now, I like to put all my temps
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through a two-day
trainin' period.
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8:00 am?
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I'll be up with the birdies.
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Bye, Harry. Bye-bye, Laverne.
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Oh!
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Maybe you better
walk her downstairs.
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What for?
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Be a gentleman, and help her
crank up her model t.
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Life goes on and so do we
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Just how we do it
is no mystery
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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Hard to find
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that's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
for anything you need
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Anything you need
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rain or shine
I'll be the one
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To share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
as life goes on
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Unemployment rises
as recession lingers.
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That's terrible.
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Twenty new carcinogens
found in the average diet.
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What is happening to the world?
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Oh, no.
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Beatle Bailey stole sarge's hat.
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Mail call.
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Harry. Harry. Harry.
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Barbara. Barbara. Barbara.
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What about Carol?
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Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
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Give me those.
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Oh, look, Barbara,
our airline tickets arrived.
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- Oh, good.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Ella's wedding. When is that?
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Day after tomorrow.
I can't wait.
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Uh-oh. It's a horrible mistake.
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You're in seat 26a,
and I'm in seat 26b.
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So?
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On the same flight!
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Is this gonna be a fight?
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- Yes!
- Huh, I got to go.
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Carol, you are crazy
when you fly.
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I don't want to be
anywhere near you.
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Well, I've improved.
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I've done battle
with my fear of air travel,
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and emerged the Victor.
People can change, Barbara.
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So can seats, Carol.
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Carol, I've known
a lot of stewardesses,
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and if what they say is true,
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you got nothing to worry about.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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If something did go wrong,
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it'd be over before you knew it.
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After the explosion
and subsequent fireball,
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they'll be just
little pieces of you,
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and maybe a sign flying by
that says "occupado."
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Well, flight's booked,
can't change the seats,
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guess we'll be flying together.
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Now, the first thing
I'm gonna instruct you in
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is morning procedure.
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Don't be afraid to stop me
if I'm goin' too fast,
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or if there's a good ear
I should be speakin' into.
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I will, dear.
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Now, the doctor is always
five minutes late.
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Good morning doctor.
Good morning, Laverne.
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Good morning, winifred.
Good morning.
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First off, you want to
give him his patient chart.
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Thank you.
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Invariably,
halfway down the hall,
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he'll realize
he's forgotten his...
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- Coffee.
- Yeah, winifred.
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He'd been forgetting it
for years.
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Well, I guess
some things never change.
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Oh, Mrs. wasserman. Jackie.
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Jackie is here for his s-h-o-t.
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- Right.
- Hey, Jackie.
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Here to get your shot, huh?
Whoa-whoa-whoa.
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Way to go, doctor.
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Jack. Please, Jack.
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Come. Come.
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I'm gon' to get me an aspirin.
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I have never been able
to give that boy a shot
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without him throwin' a tantrum.
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Winifred's scream
distracted him from the shot.
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Loud, but effective.
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Just an old trick of the trade.
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Well, isn't that somethin'?
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What is that?
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I baked doctor his favorite
chocolate cake.
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Oh, that's nice,
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but the doctor doesn't eat
that rich stuff anymore.
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He used to love it.
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Well, I think I know the doctor.
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Winifred!
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The mocha madness! Oh-ho!
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Well, I tried to tell her
you wouldn't eat any,
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what, with your new diet.
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Yeah, well, I mean, just,
you know, just one little piece.
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This is so good!
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Oh! Sweet! This is so good!
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Wow! Yeah!
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Come on, Betty Crocker.
Put a wiggle in it.
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Hey, Laverne. Hey, rhoda.
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Hey, Stan. How's it goin'?
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I think
I'm going to get audited,
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and my rash came back.
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Special today:
Chicken mardi gras.
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- Meatloaf.
- Meatloaf.
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Anyway, like I was saying,
from everything you've told me,
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it sounds like winifred's
working awfully hard
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to impress the doctor.
Baked or mashed?
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- Mashed.
- Baked.
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Well, she was the doctor's
nurse for years,
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and everyone knows
how much he liked her,
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and now, she's suddenly
back in the picture.
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Well, yeah, she's only tempin'.
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Mm.
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That's what Evelyn cook said
right before she lost her job.
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- Oh, what happened?
- Beets or salad?
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- Salad.
- Beets.
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Evelyn went on vacation,
and when she came back,
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the temp had aced her out.
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I'm telling you,
winifred's after your job.
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Sounds bad, Laverne.
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Does anything ever
so good to you, Stan?
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The chicken mardi gras.
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Hey, you wouldn't happen to have
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any desenex on you, would you?
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My feet are starting to itch
something awful.
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I can't believe
winifred is after my job.
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Well I don't have a thing
to worry about anyway.
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Even if the doctor
did try to fire me,
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he'd have to rehire me
just to find the form.
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Hey, Stan.
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How about a couple of
chicken salad sandwiches?
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One for me and one for
just about the best nurse
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a doctor could ever have.
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There.
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All finished.
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That's lovely, dear. What is it?
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A stethoscope cozy.
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It'll keep your ears from
getting cold in the morning.
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Well, thank you, winnie.
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Doctor, exam room one.
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Yes.
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That's so wonderful.
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Winifred is after my job.
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That's ridiculous.
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Ridiculous?
That little office wrecker
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has done nothin'
but try to show me up
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ever since she got here.
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She's just a very good nurse.
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You see? It's workin'.
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Laverne. Here. Look.
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Look at who
you're talking about.
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I guess she does look
kind of innocent
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a-waterin' that begonia.
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Must've sounded pretty crazy
there for a minute, huh, doctor?
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Well, I...
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boy, it's egg on my face.
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Heck, a whole omelet.
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Hey, that's right.
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That was a good one.
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Let's just forget
I ever said anything.
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It is forgotten.
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What's so funny?
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Oh, I am.
I was just tellin' the doctor
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that I thought
you's out to get my job.
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That must be the screwiest
thing you ever heard.
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No, dear. It's not.
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I am out to get your job.
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I just love the window.
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I get to see everything whiz by
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at hundreds of miles an hour,
and then we take off.
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Whoosh!
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Thank you, Barbara,
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for graphically
illustrating my fear.
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- There.
- Fine.
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All right, that's it.
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Excuse me, would one of you mind
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switching seats with my sister?
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- Not at all.
- Great. Get over there.
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- Hello.
- Good morning.
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So, do you go to New York a lot?
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All the time on business.
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What are you doing?
Leave the shade alone.
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Where do you like to stay?
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At the Plaza.
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Stop it.
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If you know what's good for you,
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you'll leave the shade alone.
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Okay, that's it.
You're out of here.
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Pick. Pick.
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Are you happy now?
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You got a nun ticked off.
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Welcome aboard flight 511,
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nonstop service to
New York's Kennedy airport.
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Please pay attention
to the screen
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in front of the cabin
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as you review the safety
features of the aircraft.
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Barbara, they're reviewing
the safety features.
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Oh, let's phone our friends.
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This information
could mean the difference
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between life and death.
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Carol, nobody
listens to this stuff.
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You're right.
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People!
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People!
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The screen.
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This is terrible.
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No one is looking at the screen.
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Carol, sit down.
Carol, put it down.
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Give me...!
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What are you doing?
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I'm showing how my seat cushion
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doubles as a flotation device.
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Stop it.
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Pick. Pick. Pick.
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Oh, my god, we're moving!
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I hate you so much.
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Good morning, Laverne.
How are you?
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Couldn't be better.
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Glad to hear it, dear.
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It's war, you know?
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Complete and total.
261
00:12:58,085 --> 00:13:01,786
- Good morning, ladies.
- Good morning, doctor.
262
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,074
Good morning, Harry.
Nice to see you.
263
00:13:05,859 --> 00:13:08,645
Well, my, my.
All this attention here.
264
00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:11,319
Whoa! Thank you very much.
265
00:13:11,536 --> 00:13:14,432
I have just the thing
to go with that.
266
00:13:14,468 --> 00:13:16,101
Yah, winnie.
267
00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:18,370
- The mocha madness.
- Mm-hmm.
268
00:13:18,405 --> 00:13:20,772
I thought I smelled something
delicious around here.
269
00:13:20,807 --> 00:13:23,909
Perhaps you smelled
this, doctor.
270
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:28,920
Apple pie?
271
00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:30,615
My great grandma's recipe.
272
00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:33,351
And legend has it
she served some to general Lee
273
00:13:33,387 --> 00:13:35,471
just before he surrendered.
274
00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:40,382
That is why I called it
the apple-mattox.
275
00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:46,264
I don't know, mocha madness,
apple-mattox, I can't decide.
276
00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:50,660
Glory, glory hallelujah
277
00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,804
apple pie looks good.
278
00:13:52,839 --> 00:13:56,341
His truth is marching on
279
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,109
I'll have the pie, yeah.
280
00:13:58,145 --> 00:14:00,455
Oh, wonderful. Thank you.
281
00:14:08,659 --> 00:14:11,349
Ready to say uncle, grandma?
282
00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:15,828
Blow it out, dear.
283
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,106
I just remembered
I have a lunch date on Monday
284
00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:20,581
with Cynthia calling
about the fundraiser.
285
00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:21,937
I'm booked solid on Monday.
286
00:14:21,973 --> 00:14:24,309
You think you could kind of
juggle my schedule around?
287
00:14:24,342 --> 00:14:27,109
Done. I'll just call this
Mrs. field, Mrs. Peterson,
288
00:14:27,145 --> 00:14:28,878
Mrs. gladstone,
and Mrs. mcmurray,
289
00:14:28,913 --> 00:14:30,980
and reschedule
for later in the week.
290
00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:32,648
Mrs. Collin?
291
00:14:32,684 --> 00:14:34,550
Dr. Weston is wondering
if you'd mind
292
00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:38,444
changing your luncheon date
on Monday to dinner that night?
293
00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:41,290
You'd prefer it? Wonderful.
294
00:14:41,326 --> 00:14:43,285
Thank you. Goodbye.
295
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,274
Now, your patients
won't be inconvenienced.
296
00:14:47,356 --> 00:14:48,956
Winnie, that deserves a kiss.
297
00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:51,246
Come over here. Mwah!
298
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,493
Why, thank you, Harry.
299
00:14:53,529 --> 00:14:55,062
Listen, uh,
while you're both here...
300
00:14:55,097 --> 00:14:57,397
Maybe you could
update the patient files.
301
00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,171
All right? Thanks.
302
00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:01,335
You're good, winnie,
303
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:04,439
but I don't think
you can go the distance.
304
00:15:05,441 --> 00:15:07,601
All finished.
305
00:15:08,097 --> 00:15:10,146
Oh, dear, I'm bored.
306
00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:13,678
Too bad there aren't
any letters after "z."
307
00:15:14,883 --> 00:15:18,485
What are you, one of them
geezers from cocoon?
308
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,728
- Oh, how's that filing going?
- I'm done.
309
00:15:27,763 --> 00:15:29,837
Laverne's a tad behind.
310
00:15:30,499 --> 00:15:32,399
Look at this old file I found.
311
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,601
You remember Wally Mckenzie?
312
00:15:34,637 --> 00:15:35,736
Oh, yeah.
313
00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:37,771
That chubby kid that got
stuck in the dog house.
314
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,106
Yeah.
315
00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:40,652
That was right after
Libby hurt her back,
316
00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:41,808
and I was just starting out.
317
00:15:41,844 --> 00:15:45,037
Oh, winnie!
You were really there for me.
318
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,691
Winifred practically
lived at the house.
319
00:15:46,715 --> 00:15:47,915
I mean, she babysat the girls,
320
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:50,050
cooked the meals,
did everything.
321
00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:52,219
Well, I don't call
yankee pot roast
322
00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:55,202
with brown potatoes
string beans and almonds,
323
00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:58,041
and homemade peach cobbler
cooking, but...
324
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,476
Harry seemed to like it.
325
00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:03,830
Well, you were
a life-saver, dear.
326
00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:05,443
I don't know how I've managed
all these years without you.
327
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,700
- Aw.
- Except, of course,
328
00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:10,010
having Laverne here who's...
don't bother.
329
00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:16,343
Now, I know how general Lee felt
330
00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:19,651
'cept I ain't got
no pie to comfort me.
331
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,382
Goodbye, doctor.
332
00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:25,080
It's been a pleasure
workin' for you.
333
00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:29,051
Whoa-whoa-whoa. Wait a minute.
334
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:30,955
Laverne? Laverne!
335
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,060
Yes!
336
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:38,498
Barbara.
337
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,077
Barbara, I heard a noise.
338
00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:41,913
Why don't you tell
the other passengers
339
00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:43,839
and see what they think?
340
00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:45,216
Oh, no. You just want them
341
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,041
to lock me
in the lavatory again.
342
00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:52,413
Yeah, maybe you'll get
sucked out of the toilet.
343
00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:55,782
Anyway, I don't care,
I'm calling the stewardess.
344
00:16:55,812 --> 00:16:57,031
Carol.
345
00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:59,586
- Ah, come on.
- Geez!
346
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,156
Yes, Carol?
347
00:17:03,999 --> 00:17:05,463
I heard a noise.
348
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:08,935
Listen, if they put you
in the lavatory again,
349
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,964
I'm not sure
I can do much for you.
350
00:17:13,842 --> 00:17:15,842
She's not taking me seriously.
351
00:17:15,877 --> 00:17:17,343
I'm asking to speak
to the pilot.
352
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:20,813
Hey-hey-hey-hey.
Don't push that button again.
353
00:17:20,849 --> 00:17:24,177
Excuse me, it's my button,
my prerogative.
354
00:17:31,465 --> 00:17:33,226
He took my ding away.
355
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,429
Yeah!
356
00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:38,331
Hallelujah
357
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:41,568
Halle-lujah
358
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,503
Carol, would you relax?
359
00:17:43,538 --> 00:17:45,071
We're going to land
in a few minutes.
360
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,417
And that's another
question I have.
361
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,867
Why have we been circling
the airport for so long?
362
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,376
Ding! Ding!
363
00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:51,811
Would you stop it?
364
00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:54,480
Barbara, did you hear that?
365
00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:55,648
Yeah.
366
00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:58,017
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-
ding-ding-ding!
367
00:17:59,921 --> 00:18:01,154
This is the captain.
368
00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:03,356
We've been unable to get
our landing gear down.
369
00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:05,558
We're going to have to attempt
an emergency landing.
370
00:18:05,593 --> 00:18:07,894
Please follow the instructions
from your flight attendant.
371
00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:09,295
Carol, you were right.
372
00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:12,295
Oh sure, the captain
you believe.
373
00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:14,834
Please remain in your seats.
374
00:18:14,869 --> 00:18:17,003
Faa regulations require
that at this time all...
375
00:18:17,038 --> 00:18:20,573
flight attendant Danforth
to the cockpit at once.
376
00:18:20,608 --> 00:18:23,676
I'll be right back.
Everyone, stay calm.
377
00:18:23,712 --> 00:18:24,667
Oh, no!
378
00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:26,370
What are we going to do
without Heather?
379
00:18:27,782 --> 00:18:28,948
Barbara.
380
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:31,381
Barbara, you're a cop,
do something.
381
00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:33,631
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-
ding-ding-ding-ding-ding
382
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,821
ding-ding-ding!
383
00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:36,923
All right, everybody.
Tray tables up.
384
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,458
Fasten your seat belts.
385
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,283
That means you,
Mr. smash-my-button.
386
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,931
Now, in the event of a change
in cabin pressure,
387
00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:47,066
an oxygen mask will drop down.
388
00:18:47,102 --> 00:18:48,612
Hey, does she know
what she's talking about?
389
00:18:48,636 --> 00:18:50,181
Yeah, she's been
reading the instructions
390
00:18:50,205 --> 00:18:53,236
on the back of the vomit bag
for the past three hours.
391
00:18:53,575 --> 00:18:55,942
There are six emergency exits.
392
00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,076
Two over the wing.
393
00:18:57,112 --> 00:18:58,478
Oh, no! We're going to die!
394
00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,480
We're going to die!
We're not going to make it!
395
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,808
Sit down, now!
396
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,550
Yes, ma'am.
397
00:19:04,586 --> 00:19:05,651
All right.
398
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,054
I want everybody
in the fetal position.
399
00:19:08,089 --> 00:19:10,323
Head between your legs.
Come on, now.
400
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,021
Head between your legs.
401
00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:14,726
Do what she says!
402
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:21,134
I'm scared, Carol.
403
00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:24,124
It's all right. Hold my hand.
404
00:19:24,353 --> 00:19:26,197
Breathe deeply.
405
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,221
Barbara, aren't those
my shoes you're wearing?
406
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,373
This is the captain. Good news!
407
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,242
We've managed to get
the landing gear down.
408
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,811
We can now proceed
with a normal landing.
409
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,085
I think we should
let bygones be bygones.
410
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,321
No matter how annoying
Carol's been...
411
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,890
And she has been...
412
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:56,393
She came through for us,
and she deserves a hand.
413
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,332
Carol. You were great.
414
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,801
- Thanks.
- I don't get you.
415
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,836
You make an emergency
out of every little thing,
416
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,416
and then,
when a real emergency happens,
417
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,774
you come through like a pro.
Why is that?
418
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,143
Because she's nuts.
419
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,388
- Hey, doctor.
- Hi.
420
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,389
Come on in.
421
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,991
Thank you, Laverne.
422
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,292
Have a seat.
423
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,662
Okay.
424
00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:32,997
Look, Laverne,
if I said anything today
425
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,599
that hurt your feelings,
I want to apologize.
426
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:39,139
Oh, no apology necessary,
doctor.
427
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,006
That's not the reason I left.
428
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,474
Then why?
429
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:46,444
I left in favor
of the better nurse.
430
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,113
Laverne, winifred
is a terrific nurse.
431
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,814
So are you.
That's not the point.
432
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,343
What do you mean?
433
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,880
I work with you
because I like you.
434
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,461
You what?
435
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:58,960
I like you.
436
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,723
Don't you know
how fond I am of you?
437
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,411
Oh, doctor.
438
00:21:07,945 --> 00:21:09,233
Oh, you're blushing.
439
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,868
I've never seen you
blush before.
440
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:15,370
Well, it's not easy for me
to hear you say these things.
441
00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:17,185
Well, you should
hear me say these things.
442
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,277
You should know that you are
very, very special.
443
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,971
Doctor, stop.
444
00:21:23,468 --> 00:21:25,582
No. I mean, you're sweet,
and you're bright,
445
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,925
and you're kind.
446
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,991
Oh, you-you-you.
447
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:34,625
Ah, and you're honest,
448
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,794
and you're full of integrity,
and devotion,
449
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,830
and if those things were to
disappear from my life,
450
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,365
I don't know what I'd do.
451
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,407
Get out.
452
00:21:43,858 --> 00:21:47,004
Well, Laverne,
you go away on your vacation,
453
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,743
and when you come back,
the office will be yours again.
454
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,811
Mine too, if I don't
get in the way.
455
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,245
- Okay?
- Okay, doctor.
456
00:21:57,478 --> 00:22:00,088
So, you really like me?
457
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:03,787
Yes, but the stabbing pain
in my shoulder
458
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,998
prevents me from
reiterating that point.
459
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,126
Well, doctor,
I guess they's something
460
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,494
I wanna say to you.
461
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:11,762
Yeah, what's that?
462
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,746
I really like you a lot, too.
463
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:18,068
Well, thank you very much,
Laverne.
464
00:22:18,499 --> 00:22:21,642
You kidder.
465
00:22:28,008 --> 00:22:29,875
Well, it was a great wedding.
466
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:32,077
Well, I thought the catering
was just awful.
467
00:22:32,113 --> 00:22:35,501
I mean, who serves caviar
and buffalo wings?
468
00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:38,028
Now, are you going to be okay
on the flight back?
469
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,418
- Yes.
- Are you sure?
470
00:22:39,453 --> 00:22:41,877
- Yes.
- Good.
471
00:22:48,162 --> 00:22:51,964
Oh, no! It can't be!
472
00:22:52,014 --> 00:22:56,564
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