All language subtitles for Empty Nest s03e22 Whats Eating You.eng

- Barbara, don't eat that.
- Why?

They told us not to eat anything

for 12 hours
before our physical.

Big deal. I don't even want
the stupid physical.

It's just a grape. Just a grape?

Isn't it always just a grape?

No, sometimes
it's just two grapes.

Barbara!

- Morning, girls.
- Daddy, guess who just had

two grapes before her physical.

Daddy, this exam
is a waste of time.

I'm not gonna
go through with it.

Barbara,
don't start with me again.

Please, I don't know why you
always fight me on this, dear.

It's important that you girls
see a doctor once a year.

I saw a doctor this year.

That's because you were shot.

Daddy, I get a complete
physical every year.

That's right. Come on, I know.

Why can't you be
more like your sister?

This is
my third bottle of water.

I'm gonna be able to fill
that jar when they ask me.

Well, maybe not exactly
like her.

Good morning, westons.

Hey, no breakfast?
What's going on here?

The girls are getting their
physical today, Charles.

Can't eat.

Physicals? Oh, that should
be good for you, Carol.

A man is finally going
to touch you.

Look, Carol,
I'm just gonna leave

and meet you at the doctor's.
Ah, ha, ha, ha.

Come on, I know that trick.

Barbara, you're not
getting out of this physical.

Barbara,
I know just how you feel.

You know, the last doctor I saw

told me a couple of dumb jokes

and gave me some lame advice

and then mailed me a bill
which I threw in the trash.

By the way, Harry,

thanks for not sending that
collection agency after me.

You know, I can save you gals
a lot of time,

trouble and money
with this physical thing.

What are you
talking about, Charley?

Well, let me put it this way.

Doctor dietz is in.

Let me put it in another way.

Doctor dietz is out.

Don't touch me, I'm sterile.

God, I hope so.

Oh, good-bye,
my little sweetheart.

Now, remember.

Kitty cat
doesn't like the jacuzzi.

All right, I'll see you.
Bye, bye, dear.

Oh, Laverne, we're out
of those bandages.

The ones I like, you know,

the ones with the little stars
and Crescent moons on them.

Oh, you mean
the star bright line, yeah.

I'm afraid they discontinued
those, doctor.

What? No, they can't do that.

I love them.

You know, the first time I used
one of those

I was in medical school.

Well, now, does that
go back a ways.

Tell me, what was
hippocrates really like?

Gee, you know, I treated

a generation of kids
with those bandages.

In a world where everything
seems to change,

it was only comforting to know

that my star brights
were constant.

Besides, I had my routine

all worked out
with the kids, you know.

Star line, star bright,

your ouch will disappear
tonight! Whoosh!

Yeah, you hear that
two or three million times,

it just keeps a-gettin' funnier.

Yeah, it's...

Thank you, Laverne.

Hello, Haskell
hospital supplies?

Yeah, I need to get some more

of them star bright bandages.

Yeah, I know
they're discontinued,

but listen, they mean a lot
to my doctor Weston

and I'm here to see
he gets what he wants.

Well, how many warehouses
are they?

That many.

All right, let's start
with Florida.

- Hi, Barbara.
- Hi, daddy.

Daddy, did you bring home
the results of the physical?

- Yes, sweetheart, I did.
- Well, where are they?

It's... Carol,
will you just stop?

Carol, just sit down, dear,
and relax.

Sit down and relax?

Oh, my god, I know
what that means.

Something's wrong.

Carol, it's,
it's not all that bad,

but there is
a pre-ulcerous condition.

An ulcer, I knew it,
I knew I had an ulcer.

Even now I can feel the acid
churning inside of me,

splashing against the walls
of my stomach.

Carol, it's not you,
it's Barbara.

I knew it.

I have an ulcer?

No, it's not an ulcer yet, dear,

it's just the beginning signs,
and if you eat properly

and avoid stress, it'll go away.

But you must have had
stomach pains,

why didn't you tell me?

Daddy, if I told you every time

something was bothering me,
I'd sound like...

Carol.

Daddy!

Oh, all right, all right.

Step one, here.

First thing, we put you
on a bland diet.

Your sister Carol's gonna be
of great help here.

Sweetheart, you're wonderful
in the kitchen,

and you're an expert
in health and nutrition.

You're right, daddy.

I have a special gift.

And I will share it with you,
my stricken sibling.

Daddy...

Carol, there's no
getting around it. That...

Is nauseating.

Now step two, you're gonna
take some time off

from that job of yours.

What does my police work
have to do with this?

Stress, dear, the job
is full of stress

and stress is a major factor
in creating ulcers.

Daddy's right, Barbara.

Now many times I come home
from a hard day at work

practically doubled over
with stress.

Carol, you work in a library.

How stressful is "shh"?

More than you could ever know.

All right, sweetheart,
now call your lieutenant now,

you can start
your vacation tomorrow.

Daddy, I don't wanna take
time off from work now.

All right, fine, then
I'll call your lieutenant

and I'll advice him
about your condition.

No, don't do that, they'll
take me off the streets

and I'll be riding a desk.

Then it's up to you, dear.

You take a week off
from work right now

and I won't say anything
to your lieutenant.

All right, you win.

Ah, that's my girl,
my little sweetheart.

Now you'll see, baby,
I'm telling you,

a week at home's
gonna do wonders for you.

Don't worry, Barbie Barb.

Big sister's here for you.

Before you know it,

that tear in your stomach lining

will be healed by the
enveloping warmth of my love.

Daddy!

Carol, nauseating.

Jeez!

Oh, excuse me, I'm here to see

someone named Tony
about some bandages.

Thank you.

Excuse me, are you Tony?

What I am is on my break.

Oh, I'm really sorry
to bother you,

but, you know, I have been goin'

to every warehouse in this city

trying to locate
the star bright bandages

and it would mean a lot
to me and my doctor

if you could help me get...
I said I'm on my break.

Why don't you come back at 5:30?

Oh, and you'll talk to me then?

No, I'll be gone.

Okay!

That does it!

Stop it, lady!

I'm scared of heights!

Well, you oughta think
happy thoughts,

'cause you a-flyin' now,
tinker bell.

Lady, I'm not kidding,

I'm getting
real panicky up here.

Well, it seems you and I
have a little problem.

Now what are we gonna do
about it?

Okay, bring me down

and I'll tell you
what you wanna now.

Now that's mighty
reasonable of you.

Goin' down. Next door, lingerie,

housewares, men's apparel...

Me.

Now about them bandages...
Okay, let me check.

The star bright bandages.

Look like the last box

was shipped out
a couple of hours ago.

Well, no! Maybe I can
hit it off at the pass.

Where's it a-goin'?

By now it's on a plane
to Hungary.

Boo-boos in Budapest?

Well, that was my last hope.
What am I gon' do now?

Oh, daddy, can't we watch
something else?

These nature shows, we've been
watching them all week.

Oh, come on, honey,
now just pay attention.

And how the flamingo
maintains its balance

while sleeping on one foot

will perhaps always
remain a mystery.

That was good and relaxing.

Informative, huh?

Shall we get a transcript?

- Nah, okay.
- Oh, good, hill street's on.

Ah! Barbara, no!

You're trying to avoid stress.

I think you can find
a less violent show.

We'll skip that one.

Look, that man is skydiving.

Shouldn't that chute
have opened by now?

Let's just kind of move on here.

That's a pretty building.

Well, at least nobody got hurt.

Help, I'm on fire!

Well, that was fun, huh?

Snacks for the ill.

Oh, god.

We've got bean curd soup,
poached eggs and rice cakes.

Yuck!

Daddy!

For the last week, all I've done

is put aside my own needs
so as to better nurture Barbara.

And all she's done
is tease me and ridicule me.

All right, sweetheart,
I know. I understand.

You just had Barbara's
interest at heart.

Barbara, your sister went
through a lot of trouble.

Don't you think you'd like
to eat some of that?

Okay.

Mmm. Good.

Ow.

- What is it?
- My stomach.

- Is it acting up?
- Yeah, a little.

Now, Barbara, I warned you
about making calls

to your police station
behind my back.

I haven't been.

Then you were sneaking junk food

when I wasn't looking.

Carol, you're always looking.

Barbara, this doesn't make
any sense.

You've even eating properly,
keeping mind off your work,

what was all this stress
coming from?

You've done nothing
for the past week

but stay home with
your sister and your father.

So the stress that's causing
Barbara's ulcer

is something happening
right here at home.

It's all my fault.

It's me.

Me, me, me, me, me.

Carol, Carol, don't be
silly, it's not you.

Oh, good.

Then it must be you, daddy.

Well, let's not be
so hasty, dear,

I mean, it could be dreyfuss.

Daddy, I bet I know what it is.

It's the pressure Barbara feels

from the intellectual disparity
between her and me.

No, that's not it.

No, you know what could be?

That she's still mad at me
because of my reaction

when she entered
the police academy.

No, daddy, that's not it.
I think...

sweetheart, excuse us,
all right?

Please, we're trying
to figure out

what it is that's causing
your ulcer.

- Sorry.
- Anyway,

listen, dear... think Carol,
come on.

If we, we can figure out what...

Wait a minute, did I just
tell Barbara not to butt in

on a conversation about her ulcer?

Oh, I don't know, daddy,

I was
something else, what was it?

Oh, yes. Me.

Listen to us, listen to us.

No wonder Barbara
is getting an ulcer.

We never give her any room to,

to express her feelings.

You're right, daddy.
I mean, that

and the intellectual disparity
must be awful for her.

It's hard on all of us dear.

Poor Barbara, I'll go get her.

No, no, no, no, no, dear.
No, wait, sit, wait.

I think this is more
our problem than is hers.

I mean, we're gonna have to
change things around here

so she feels comfortable enough
to say what's on her mind.

Well, I'm willing to do
whatever it takes, daddy.

Good, girl, because for openers,

you're gonna have to start

focusing a little less
on yourself.

Why is it again
we want to do this?

Your sister's health.

All right. I can do this, daddy.

Good girl,
because that'll free me up

to pay a little more attention
to Barbara's needs.

This is not gonna be difficult.
No.

And all we have to do
is just radically change

the way we've been relating
to each other

for the past 28 years.

Here she comes. Now remember,
give her a lot of room

- to express herself.
- Right.

- Morning.
- Morning!

Are you guys okay?

We're fine. How are you?

- Pretty good.
- Wait a minute, pretty good?

Is it something
you wanna tell us, dear?

I mean, come on, don't,
don't hold back.

No. Pretty good.

- It's just that...
- Both: Yes?

It's not important.

Not important? Sweetheart,

whatever you're feeling

is very important
to the two of us.

Well, I was just gonna say...

- Yes?
- Yes?

That all my tennis
balls are dead.

Daddy, did you hear that?

The whole can?

Isn't it interesting
that even tennis balls die?

Well, I guess I've always been
fascinated with death,

even before I could walk...

But never mind about that.

I wanna hear about
Barbara's tennis balls.

All right, what the hell
is going on around here?

Well, just nothing, dear.

Carol and I here,
we had a little talk

and we realized that...

We don't give you
the opportunity

to, like,
really express yourself.

But whatever you wanna say
right now

we're here to listen.

Okay.

She must be all talked out.

Bellkirk medical incorporated,

hold the line, please.

Ah, excuse me.

May I help you?

Yes, my name is Laverne Todd

and I'm here to see
the president of this company.

Well, Mr. Davidson
is in a meeting right now.

Is he expecting you?

No. But, you see,
I drove all the way here

to Atlanta from Miami
to see him.

I'm sorry.

Look, I know your job

is to take care of your boss

just like my job
is to take care of my boss.

I know I'm asking you
to bend the rules,

but it's only because I'd do
anything for my Dr. Weston.

Just like I know you'd do
anything for your Mr. Davidson.

I hate Mr. Davidson.

Would it help if I told you
I's here to chew him out?

- First door on the right.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Now then, turning our attention

to the fourth quarter...

- Hi, y'all, sorry to interrupt.
- Who are you?

Well, the name's not important.

Laverne Todd.

We're in the middle
of a meeting here.

Yes, I know you are,

but I have one simple request:

I'd like for you to start makin'

them star bright bandages again.

How did you get in here?

Check it out.

So, what about them bandages?

Miss Todd, I'm glad
you appreciate our product.

I think you're gonna like
the new line even more.

Camouflage bandages
with little grenades on them.

Kids love grenades.

Oh, listen, I know
you're businessmen

and that star bright line
was a-probably losing money.

As a matter of fact,
it did quite well.

Then why would you change it?

We have one of the best

marketing departments
in the business.

Their research indicated

that people are ready
for something new.

Now, did you ever consider
putting up that new line

and keepin' the old one?

Of course they did.

Check it out.

And kids don't like grenades.

That's not true.

Check it out.

Listen, my doctor
has been using those bandages

for over 30 years.

And if he loves them that much,

I have to believe that they's
a whole lot of other doctors

feel the same way.

Not a chance.

Check it out.

Listen, you take that star
bright line off the market,

and they may be a lot of doctors

whose business
you're gonna lose.

Well, looks like
it's just you and me.

So let's talk.

Now, you look
like reasonable man...

But the most interesting
part of my dream

was when this...
oh, here comes Barbara now.

Stifle those dreams.
But I'm about to tell you-

- stifle!

Hi.

Sorry it took so long,

the video store was crowded.

And?

And I waited in line.

And?

And I got mad.

Yes!

Carol, I'm tired.
I just wanna watch the movie.

But, Barbara,
you can't stop now,

you're about to have
a breakthrough

daddy.

Barbara,
your sister's right, dear.

I think that crowd
at the video store

got you a whole lot more

than you're willing to let on.

This is a perfect chance for you

to try venting your feelings.

You really wanna know
how I feel, huh?

It's what we're here for,
sweetheart.

Just let it all out.

I can't take this anymore!

You two are driving me crazy!

Always asking me how I feel.

You wanna know how I feel?

I would like it to go back
to the way it was before.

When you were whiny,

and you always seemed
to have your arm around her.

And you know something else?

What is it, sweetheart?

My stomach feels better.

That's because you're getting

all these cramped-up
feelings out,

that's gonna help keep you
from getting an ulcer.

Well, good.

Then that's the way
it's gonna be from now on.

I'll stay the way I am,

you two stay the way you are,

and every once in a while,

I'll really let you have it.

How does that sound, whiny?

Fine, Barbara.

Good. What about you?

Well, that's just fine
with me, dear.

Great.

I'll just go upstairs,
watch my movie,

and go to bed.

Sleep well, sweetheart.

I'll do what I want.

Well, I think
that went pretty well.

Did you hear
what she said to me, daddy?

I think that was very hurtful.

Especially after all
I've done for her.

Oh, don't worry, sweetheart,

someday the right guy
will come along.

What?

Sorry, sometimes I just
shift into automatic.

Okay, Laverne, who's next?

Maria Campbell,
room one. Booster shot.

Thank you.

Wait a minute, doctor.

I think you might be needin'
one of these.

Ah, ha! Laverne,
my star brights.

It's fantastic.
How'd you find them?

Oh, you know, usual leg work.

I hope you didn't
go to too much trouble.

Oh, it's no trouble, doctor,
no trouble at all.

Thanks.

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