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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
is no mystery
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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Rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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oh, morning, sweetheart.
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Good morning, daddy,
you're up early.
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Yeah, well, I promised Laverne
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I'd take a look at a house
that she and Nick want to buy.
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And you. You're off
to the park with your sister.
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Yes, I can't wait.
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I'm gonna lie on the grass
all day and soak up the rays.
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Carol, you look
like a beekeeper.
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Taunt if you must, Barbara,
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but as for me, I'm going
to just say no to melanoma.
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Sounds like you two have
a wonderful day ahead of you.
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Maybe not.
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Hi, Charley.
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Yeah, hi.
Okay, here's the thing.
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I got invited to a really
fancy masquerade party,
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so I need a very classy costume.
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Barbara, you want to go
as the front half of a pig?
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- What night is it?
- Barbara!
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Okay, pig's out, let's see
what other costumes they got.
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Matador, viking...
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Oh, this sounds good.
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Guy spy... perfect!
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I've always seen myself as sort
of a suave James Bond type.
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See ya.
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Dreyfuss!
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Dreyfuss, leave this man alone.
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- Come on.
- I'm sorry, sir.
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He just really likes people.
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Cute dog.
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I used to have a dog myself.
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Really? What happened?
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Died.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Then I got another one.
- Oh, really? What kind?
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Dead.
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It was a collie,
but he's dead now.
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Oh, well, anyway,
it was nice talking to you.
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Maybe we'll see you next time
we're in the park.
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- That's unlikely.
- Oh, why is that?
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I'm going into a retirement
home in a couple days.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- That's too bad.
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No, no, it for the best.
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I'm getting on,
and it's not as easy for me
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to take care of myself
as it used to be,
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so I'm giving up my apartment
and going into a home,
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where everything
will be taken care of for me.
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Well, that's not so bad.
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That's what we did a couple
years ago, right, Carol?
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- Come on, Barbara.
- See ya!
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So I was thinkin'
of redoin' the kitchen in blue.
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- What do you think?
- Nice, nice.
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You know...
You know what is really...
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oh, look,
a built-in trash compactor.
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Instead of big unwieldy trash,
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we'll have perfect little cubes
of trash.
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That's what I call livin'.
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Well, it just brings back
so many memories
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of the first house
that Libby and I bought.
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I guess I...
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It works. What was you sayin'?
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No, it's just,
our first place...
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I remember I had
this tiny, little stove...
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It works. Go on.
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Well, anyway,
you know, it wasn't much,
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but we really... hey, look,
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if escaped convicts
ever break in here
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and hold me hostage,
I can signal the neighbors.
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S...O... S.
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Ooh, this is gonna be great.
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And I thought Nick and I
wouldn't be able to own
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our own home
for at least five or six years,
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but thanks to aunt retha,
our dream need not be deferred.
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Who's... who's aunt retha?
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The family moneybags.
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Any of the kin need money,
they turn to retha.
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But she's on her way over.
You'll see for yourself.
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Well, I look forward to that.
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Ha.
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Think again.
My aunt retha is as stubborn
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as a chili stain
on a bowlin' shirt.
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And you have never met
such a contrary woman.
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Oh, I can think of one...
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no, you can't.
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And whatever you do,
don't borrow retha's car.
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Okay, I'll try
to hold off on that.
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See, what happened was
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aunt retha had
this big old '63 Cadillac
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that she was just crazy about it.
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And one day I had to borrow
that car to go to market.
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Now, I was extra careful.
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I parked a way away
from all the other cars,
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and wouldn't you know,
one of them shoppin' carts
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rolled into it, put a ding
in one of them tail fin thing.
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Aunt retha pitched a hissy.
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I offered to pay for it,
but, no.
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She wanted me to say
that I was irresponsible
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and that it was all my fault.
Now, can you believe that?
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No, Laverne, everybody's got
one eccentric in the family.
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I mean, we had
our cousin Russell.
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He was absolu...
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It works!
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- Hello.
- Aunt retha!
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- Oh, Laverne!
- Aunt retha.
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Nick?
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Oh, my!
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Oh, you have aged!
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Oh! Oh, my god,
you look terrible!
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No! This... this ain't Nick.
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This is doctor Weston,
the fella I work for.
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Oh!
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Well, you look just fine, then.
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Well, it's real nice
meeting you, aunt retha,
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and you're everything
Laverne said you were.
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Thank you.
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Okay, listen, I'll leave
you two alone here.
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Laverne, it is
a wonderful house.
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Well, honey,
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let's you and I
get down to brass tacks.
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Now, your mama tells me
that you need some money
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for a down payment
on this house.
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Now, I'm willin'
to give it to you...
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Oh-ho-, little cubes
of trash, here I come.
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Providin' that you do
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one insignificant,
little thing for me.
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Well, name it.
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Well, it's no secret there's
been some bad blood between us
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ever since you were
so irresponsible
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and bashed in
the side of my car.
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Retha, it was just
a tiny, little ding.
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I had nothin' to do with it.
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I wasn't even in the car
when it happened.
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Laverne, unless you admit
that you were irresponsible
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and that dent
was all your fault,
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well, I don't think
I can see it in my heart
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to give you the money
for the down payment.
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You mean to say
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you will not give me that money
unless I say I was at fault?
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At fault and irresponsible.
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Barbara, I can't stop thinking
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about that poor old man
in the park today.
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Yeah, he was nice.
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It's just
that I keep seeing him,
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sitting there on that bench,
all alone, friendless,
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two days away
from a retirement home.
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And what did we do?
We turned our backs on him.
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We didn't want to get involved,
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we walked away
from a human tragedy.
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I walked away
with a human tragedy.
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Barbara, brainstorm.
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Oh, no.
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No, listen,
here's what we'll do.
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We'll find him and have him
over for a home-cooked dinner
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and leave him
with a lovely memory,
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of his last day of freedom.
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Wow, that may be
your first brainstorm ever
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that didn't suck.
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Thank you, Barbara.
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Bah bah duhn
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hi, westons.
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Charley, you decided to go
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to the masquerade party
as a gypsy.
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No, I didn't,
this is my guy-spy outfit.
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Charley, you look
nothing like a spy.
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Sure I do.
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In fact, the name is spy,
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guy spy.
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Charley, you're a gypsy.
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No, I'm not. I'm guy spy.
Here, look.
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Number 212, guy spy.
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Charley, you're reading
it wrong.
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That says "gypsy"!
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Okay, well, then I'll, um...
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I'll just go with number 111.
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"Pee-ra-Tay."
I don't know what that means,
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but you get
an eye patch and a peg leg.
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Both: Pirate!
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Laverne, you haven't gone
to lunch yet?
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No time, doctor.
I'm about to make
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the most important decision
in my entire life.
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I'll take the check.
I'll take it not.
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I'll take the check.
I'll take it not.
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Laverne, please,
this isn't really
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how you're gonna make
your decision.
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Doctor, I want that house.
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I am sick of livin'
in my tiny apartment.
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But I don't want to say
I dented some car I didn't
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in order to get it.
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What am I gon' do?
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Well, Laverne, of course,
what you're talking about here
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is the classic battle
between idealism and pragmatism.
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Uh-huh, we all know you went
to college... get to the point.
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Okay, the pragmatists
would say getting a house
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is worth a small sacrifice
of your principles,
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whereas the idealists would say
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any sacrifice
of your principles is wrong,
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no matter what the payoff.
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I see.
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Thank you, doctor.
This talk has really helped.
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I'm a pragmatist.
I'm a idealist.
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I'm a pragmatist...
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Idealist... That's what I am.
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They is no way
I can compromise my principles.
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I mean what's so terrible
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about stayin'
in my apartment, anyway?
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It's not so small...
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Small, small.
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Coming!
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Be right there!
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Come on in!
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Hi. Laverne, where are you?
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- Right here.
- Ah, hi, there.
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Come on into my dining room,
parlor, bedroom, breakfast nook.
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All right. Okay.
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You know, good move getting rid
of that grandfather clock.
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It opens the place up.
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Yeah.
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I'm glad you could come by
for dinner.
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I was going to light
some candles,
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but it uses up too much oxygen.
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Are you hungry? Oh, yeah, I am.
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Well, don't eat too much,
they's no room to expand.
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Okay, Mrs. Todd, open up.
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It's the fire marshal.
Quick, hide.
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I know you got company in there.
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- Hide.
- How? W... where?
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I thought so.
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Okay, Mrs. Todd, I'm gonna have
to cite you again.
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Why do you think
we post these signs?
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Well, I may not be able
to have guests,
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but I still have
my principles...
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Principles, principles.
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Laverne. Laverne.
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I'll take it!
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- Uh, what?
- Aunt retha's check.
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What good are principles
when you can't light a candle
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'cause it sucks up
all your oxygen.
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I didn't think
you'd arrive at your decision
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from that particular angle,
but okay.
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Got to go.
252
00:12:32,173 --> 00:12:34,173
Oh, hi, aunt retha.
253
00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:36,209
Oh, you're the fella
who ain't Nick.
254
00:12:36,244 --> 00:12:39,312
So nice of you to remember me.
255
00:12:39,347 --> 00:12:41,314
Well, uh,
I got to get out of here.
256
00:12:41,349 --> 00:12:42,882
- Bye-bye, aunt retha.
- Bye.
257
00:12:45,887 --> 00:12:47,286
Well, Laverne?
258
00:12:48,285 --> 00:12:50,389
Right, about your car...
259
00:12:50,425 --> 00:12:51,791
Yes?
260
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,660
That ding in it
was all my fault.
261
00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:56,899
Yes, it was.
262
00:12:57,665 --> 00:13:00,366
And why was it your fault, hmm?
263
00:13:00,401 --> 00:13:02,935
Because you were?
264
00:13:04,939 --> 00:13:08,064
- I was ir... ir...
- Yeah.
265
00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:09,488
Ir...
266
00:13:10,778 --> 00:13:13,946
I was irresponsible.
Yeah, there it is!
267
00:13:13,982 --> 00:13:15,348
Ha ha ha!
268
00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:17,783
Laverne higby is irresponsible.
269
00:13:17,819 --> 00:13:19,221
Okay.
270
00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:21,988
I'm gonna have that check
written up at the bank,
271
00:13:22,023 --> 00:13:24,624
and I'm gonna bring it
by your new home at 7:00.
272
00:13:24,659 --> 00:13:26,058
Now, don't you be late,
273
00:13:26,094 --> 00:13:29,295
'cause I know how irresponsible
you higbys could be.
274
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,033
I did it. Oh, I did it.
275
00:13:42,974 --> 00:13:44,840
All right, now, watch your step.
276
00:13:44,876 --> 00:13:45,975
There.
277
00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:47,843
We'll help you over
to the couch.
278
00:13:47,879 --> 00:13:49,278
It's...
279
00:13:49,313 --> 00:13:52,181
It's awfully kind of you
but I can make it on my own.
280
00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:54,483
Now, now,
we admire your bravery,
281
00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:55,684
but that kind of attitude
282
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,888
is an invitation
to an artificial hip.
283
00:14:00,658 --> 00:14:02,958
We're gonna make
your last day of freedom
284
00:14:02,994 --> 00:14:05,227
something you'll remember
for the rest of your life.
285
00:14:05,263 --> 00:14:07,696
You just think of us as
your surrogate granddaughters,
286
00:14:07,732 --> 00:14:08,831
- right, Barbara?
- Right.
287
00:14:08,866 --> 00:14:11,339
I know, we'll call you "pawpaw."
288
00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:15,771
Oh, Barbara, isn't that
the cutest name?
289
00:14:15,806 --> 00:14:17,339
Pawpaw?
290
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:19,942
That sounds stupid... i think
we should call him "granddaddy."
291
00:14:19,977 --> 00:14:22,745
- I like pawpaw.
- Well, I like granddaddy.
292
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:26,048
Why don't you call me pawpaw,
and you call me granddaddy?
293
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,816
Both: No!
294
00:14:27,852 --> 00:14:29,051
I know...
295
00:14:29,086 --> 00:14:32,521
We'll compromise
and call you "pawdaddy."
296
00:14:34,926 --> 00:14:36,537
Pawdaddy?
297
00:14:37,061 --> 00:14:38,374
Pawdaddy.
298
00:14:38,596 --> 00:14:40,425
Pawdaddy.
299
00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:49,171
So I confessed to somethin'
I didn't do... big deal.
300
00:14:49,207 --> 00:14:51,774
It's not like compromisin'
one little principle
301
00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:53,809
is gonna lead me
down the road to ruin...
302
00:14:53,844 --> 00:14:55,711
Ruin, ruin.
303
00:14:55,746 --> 00:14:58,881
You say little Bobby's face
is covered with spots?
304
00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:01,417
Then why don't you take a
laundry maker and connect them?
305
00:15:01,452 --> 00:15:02,699
Ha!
306
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:07,156
Okay, Laverne, this was
a really short consultation,
307
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:08,357
so this one's for free.
308
00:15:08,392 --> 00:15:10,359
Like hell it is!
309
00:15:10,394 --> 00:15:13,329
Laverne, I don't need the money.
310
00:15:13,364 --> 00:15:14,563
I do!
311
00:15:14,599 --> 00:15:16,465
I've been skimmin'
off the top for years,
312
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,033
and I want my cut.
313
00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:19,816
I'm charging you double!
314
00:15:21,072 --> 00:15:23,973
Please, nurse Todd,
I'm poor, but I'm good.
315
00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:25,841
Without that money,
the will be no oats
316
00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:27,588
to over boil for Billy's gruel.
317
00:15:28,504 --> 00:15:30,838
Who cares?
318
00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:34,583
Laverne, ever since
you took that money
319
00:15:34,619 --> 00:15:35,684
from your aunt retha,
320
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,486
you've become
a complete monster.
321
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:39,255
Oh, it's all in your mind.
322
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,995
Shut up, crybaby!
323
00:15:45,763 --> 00:15:49,098
Next victim!
324
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,340
And round and round we go!
325
00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:00,709
Who will be the next to bingo?
326
00:16:00,745 --> 00:16:03,779
"O" 65. "O," 6-5.
327
00:16:03,814 --> 00:16:06,323
Look, pawdaddy,
you only need one more.
328
00:16:08,052 --> 00:16:09,796
Oh, goody.
329
00:16:12,324 --> 00:16:16,327
Okay, "b" 9, under the b-niner!
330
00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:17,954
Bingo.
331
00:16:17,989 --> 00:16:20,690
Bingo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
332
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,895
Oh, pawdaddy, you're such
a skilled bingo player.
333
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:27,664
How many times have you won now?
334
00:16:27,699 --> 00:16:29,641
That would be 10.
335
00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:32,902
Oh, it's 4:30...
Time for pawdaddy's dinner!
336
00:16:32,938 --> 00:16:34,704
Oh, we'll start
with the appetizer...
337
00:16:34,739 --> 00:16:36,306
Some soft, yummy applesauce.
338
00:16:36,341 --> 00:16:37,874
- I don't like applesauce.
- Open up.
339
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,842
Here comes the train!
I don't like apple-
340
00:16:39,878 --> 00:16:41,177
- Choo, choo, choo!
- Choo, choo!
341
00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:43,576
That's enough!
I'm not an infant!
342
00:16:44,616 --> 00:16:45,881
Pawdaddy...
343
00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:50,086
You seem to be
a little distraught.
344
00:16:50,121 --> 00:16:52,922
Now, I think,
under the circumstances,
345
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,557
we should postpone dinner,
346
00:16:54,593 --> 00:16:56,993
and we'll prepare
your sitz bath upstairs.
347
00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:59,368
Sitz bath?
348
00:17:00,031 --> 00:17:02,940
- I get to lower him in.
- No, I do!
349
00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:04,901
Okay, hi, girls!
350
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:07,411
Oh, you must be Arnold.
I'm Harry Weston.
351
00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:09,706
Your daughters
are driving me crazy.
352
00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:11,908
- Pardon?
- Forcing me to play bingo,
353
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,376
spoon-feeding me,
354
00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:16,946
and they act as if I can't do
one damn thing for myself.
355
00:17:16,982 --> 00:17:18,799
I'm not helpless.
356
00:17:19,351 --> 00:17:21,250
- Wait a minute.
- What is it?
357
00:17:21,886 --> 00:17:23,019
I think I see
358
00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:25,154
what those clever,
little girls are up to.
359
00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:27,490
- You do?
- I don't belong
360
00:17:27,525 --> 00:17:28,758
in a retirement home.
361
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:31,661
Not only do I not need
that kind of attention,
362
00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,071
I hate it.
363
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,798
I'm going to live
in my apartment
364
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,116
and keep my independence.
365
00:17:38,703 --> 00:17:41,738
Those are two brilliant girls
you have there.
366
00:17:42,024 --> 00:17:43,494
Well...
367
00:17:44,843 --> 00:17:46,405
Either that...
368
00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,945
Or they're
the two most annoying people
369
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,698
on the face of the earth.
370
00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,883
Well...
371
00:17:55,453 --> 00:17:57,037
Bye-bye, Arnold.
372
00:17:57,789 --> 00:18:00,223
Oh, daddy-waddy-kinz...
373
00:18:00,258 --> 00:18:01,664
Where is he?
374
00:18:02,594 --> 00:18:04,038
Uh, gone.
375
00:18:04,562 --> 00:18:05,638
Gone?
376
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,468
Pawdaddy!
377
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,874
No!
378
00:18:12,871 --> 00:18:15,457
It should have been me!
379
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:20,043
Carol, stop it.
He's not gone gone.
380
00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:21,178
He just...
381
00:18:21,646 --> 00:18:23,880
- Left.
- Why?
382
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:27,750
Well, he said, uh,
to thank you for all your help,
383
00:18:27,786 --> 00:18:30,053
and, uh, he's not going
into the home after all.
384
00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:32,321
Really? Well, that's great!
385
00:18:32,357 --> 00:18:33,823
Just think of it, daddy,
386
00:18:33,858 --> 00:18:36,225
somehow our love and caring
387
00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:38,333
gave him a new lease on life.
388
00:18:39,364 --> 00:18:41,045
Yeah, something like that.
389
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:44,267
Oh, daddy, when you're old,
390
00:18:44,302 --> 00:18:46,169
we're gonna take
even better care of you.
391
00:18:46,204 --> 00:18:48,738
Yes, daddy.
392
00:18:48,773 --> 00:18:51,541
Oh-ho-ho, oh, boy.
393
00:18:56,581 --> 00:18:59,849
Ah, Laverne,
I brought champagne.
394
00:18:59,884 --> 00:19:02,218
I thought we could celebrate
your first house.
395
00:19:02,253 --> 00:19:04,353
Oh, whoopee.
396
00:19:06,357 --> 00:19:07,557
What's wrong?
397
00:19:07,592 --> 00:19:09,692
Doctor, I don't know
what to do anymore.
398
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:12,328
I mean, are my principles
more important than a house,
399
00:19:12,363 --> 00:19:15,331
or is a house more important
than my principles?
400
00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:17,133
Laverne, where are you?
401
00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:18,968
Oh, lordy, what am I gonna do?
402
00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:21,337
Laverne, maybe this is
one of those decisions
403
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:23,206
you can't make with your head.
404
00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:26,229
You're gonna have to go
with what your heart tells you.
405
00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:28,644
Laverne... Oh, there you are.
406
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,148
Well, you're looking
better all the time.
407
00:19:32,183 --> 00:19:34,363
Oh...
408
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,154
Oh, well, now, look
what I got here for you.
409
00:19:39,891 --> 00:19:41,891
Your little checky.
410
00:19:41,926 --> 00:19:43,182
Oh, yeah...
411
00:19:43,595 --> 00:19:45,301
My little checky.
412
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,063
Well, what is it, Laverne?
413
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,021
Well, retha, I'm tryin' to...
414
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:52,290
Listen to what
my heart is sayin'.
415
00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:57,052
It's sayin', "take the check."
416
00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,143
Well, that's very wise
of it, honey.
417
00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:01,815
Well, it wasn't finished.
418
00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:04,894
It's sayin'
take the check and...
419
00:20:07,185 --> 00:20:11,154
Stick it in here.
Oh, you are irresponsible!
420
00:20:11,189 --> 00:20:14,390
I love that sound!
421
00:20:16,027 --> 00:20:18,628
Well, remember it well,
'cause you won't be hearin' it
422
00:20:18,663 --> 00:20:20,563
in that cheesy,
little apartment of yours.
423
00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:23,199
You know, retha, you've been
waving that money of yours
424
00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:25,701
under a lot of people's noses
for a lot of years now,
425
00:20:25,737 --> 00:20:28,337
and it's about time somebody
finally give you what for.
426
00:20:28,373 --> 00:20:30,339
- Laverne.
- Brace yourself, retha,
427
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,875
'cause this has been buildin' up
inside of me for 20 years,
428
00:20:32,911 --> 00:20:35,278
and here it comes.
429
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:46,760
That's it?
430
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:49,759
Whoo, I feel
like a six-ton weight's
431
00:20:49,794 --> 00:20:51,994
been lifted off my chest.
432
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:53,329
And you know what else, retha?
433
00:20:53,364 --> 00:20:55,565
That ding in your car
was not my fault!
434
00:20:57,435 --> 00:21:00,203
I'm not gonna stand here
and listen to any more of this.
435
00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:02,638
Now, you stop that!
436
00:21:02,674 --> 00:21:04,273
I warn you!
437
00:21:04,309 --> 00:21:05,575
You stop that!
438
00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,410
You tell her to stop it!
439
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:12,248
Oh!
440
00:21:12,283 --> 00:21:15,451
Why... You two are insane!
441
00:21:15,486 --> 00:21:18,254
Oh, my goodness gracious me!
442
00:21:19,373 --> 00:21:22,458
Damn principles...
That's the end of my house.
443
00:21:22,493 --> 00:21:25,861
Oh, Laverne,
you'll get your house someday.
444
00:21:25,897 --> 00:21:29,632
Besides, the important thing
is not where you live,
445
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,252
but are you able to live
with yourself?
446
00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:34,560
Thank you, doctor.
447
00:21:34,872 --> 00:21:38,049
As usual, your words
are full of wisdom.
448
00:21:38,977 --> 00:21:40,676
But then again,
you are goin' home
449
00:21:40,712 --> 00:21:44,814
to that 4,000-square-foot,
two-story house of yourn.
450
00:21:46,218 --> 00:21:47,617
- Bye-bye, Laverne.
- Yeah.
451
00:21:47,652 --> 00:21:50,478
Be careful pullin'
in that 3 car garage.
452
00:22:07,772 --> 00:22:09,396
Oh...
453
00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:13,996
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