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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
is no mystery
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One by one
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we fill the days
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we find a thousand
different ways
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sometimes the answer
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Can be hard to find
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that's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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Rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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mmm.
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So good.
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Dreyfuss, we've been over this.
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It's headfirst.
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I'll let him in.
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Either we train him,
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or we put the collar
on his behind.
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Come on.
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Hey, cute guy moving in
across the street.
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Really?
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Oh, my god, he's an Adonis.
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Daddy, do you know anything
about our new neighbor?
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Nope, sorry, not a thing.
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Wow, he is really gorgeous.
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What are you talking about?
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The weather... Gorgeous weather.
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Oh, I thought you were talking
about that guy that moved in
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across the street...
Whoo, what a looker.
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Charley, what do you
know about him?
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Well, it's hard to think
on an empty stomach.
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So eat something.
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I'm tired of self-serve.
I want table service.
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- Talk.
- Okay.
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I spoke with him this morning.
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His name's Billy. He's single.
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And he works
with the space program at NASA.
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An astronaut...
I bet he's smart.
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He looks strong.
I think he's athletic.
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Barbara, dear, I really think
he's more suited to me.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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There's no sound in space.
He couldn't hear you whine.
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Whoa, both sisters
after the same guy.
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- Sorry, Carol.
- Daddy.
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- Good-bye, Charley.
- Where you going?
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Oh.
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Daddy, I'll make sure
Charley goes back to his house.
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And I'll make sure
Carol gets back home.
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Ep, ep, ep.
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Listen, one thing
I've admired about you two
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is you never let
a man come between you...
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A million other things, yes,
but never a man.
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Daddy, don't worry.
We're not gonna fight over him.
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Silly daddy. Go to work.
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Okay, but you be good.
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We will.
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Marquess of queensberry rules?
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No holding, no rabbit punching,
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protect yourself at all times,
and come out flirting.
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Good luck.
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Good morning, Laverne.
How are you?
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One lipstick, passion pink,
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one ticonderoga pencil
number two.
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Oh, I'm feeling
pretty good myself. Thanks.
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One rabbit's foot, lucky.
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What's going on there?
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I lost my purse.
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I'm making a list
of the contents.
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Oh, I'm sorry. When was
the last time you saw it?
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I guess when that guy
was a-running away with it.
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Whoa, Laverne.
Wait. Somebody mugged you?
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Are you okay?
What did the police say?
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Well, it wouldn't make
no sense to call them
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till I've compiled this list
of the contents of my purse.
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I already had a list,
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but foolishly,
I kept it in my purse.
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Laverne, Laverne,
f-forget the list.
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I want to hear
about this mugging.
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Where... Where did this happen?
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In the parking lot
at the shopping center.
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Did you get a good look at him?
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Well, I couldn't.
It was too dark.
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What were you doing
in a dark parking lot?
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Well, it was night.
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I was looking
for a place to put my car.
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I'd have to say parking.
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One photo of merle haggard,
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inscription... "keep on strummin'.
Love, merle."
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We jammed one night.
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Laverne, dear, let's just
focus on this mugging, okay?
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Now, what did Nick say
when you told him?
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Well, his ball club's
out of town on a road trip.
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Now, I'm not going to bother him
with this piddly stuff.
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Laverne, come on,
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maybe you should take
the rest of the day off.
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Doctor, will you quit making
such a big deal about this?
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Okay, fine,
but I just want you to know
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that I'm here
if you want to talk about it.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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Are you sure
there aren't some feelings
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you want to get out?
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Now that you mention it,
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I do have a terrible sense
of violation,
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as if some outside force
is bearing down on me,
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bearing down on me.
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Oh, poor Laverne,
I mean, that's natural.
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I'm talking about you.
Could you leave me alone?
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Well, dreyfuss,
what do you think?
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Oh, good. Our NASA neighbor's
still working on the lawn.
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If he has any testosterone,
he's mine.
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Barbara, what are you doing
home from work?
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Oh, it's a nice day.
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I thought I'd get out
on the porch and exercise
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before the sun goes down.
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What about you?
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I thought I'd take advantage
of the weather too.
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Put on this old thing
and sit out on the porch...
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You know, relax.
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Yeah, that's
what I was gonna do too...
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Relax.
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- Get out of my way!
- You get out of my way!
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This is ridiculous.
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You're acting
like the three stooges.
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Am not.
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Nah, nah! Whopa-wa, whopa-wa!
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Oh, he is good-looking.
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Yeah, I'll say.
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Yoo-hoo neighbor.
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Carol, why don't you just pull
your dress up over your head?
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Let's give the "yoo-hoo"
a chance, shall we?
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Okay, that's long enough.
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- Carol, you're not really...
- Don't be silly.
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Barbara,
calisthenics are no fair.
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Says who?
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Oh, I see. We're pulling out
all the stops.
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Well, in that case...
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Oh, not the crying thing.
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Is he looking?
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No. I don't get it.
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Doesn't this guy have
any protective instincts?
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My bosom is heaving enough,
isn't it?
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- Oh here he comes.
- He's coming to me.
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No, he's not. He's coming to me.
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I swear he's coming to me.
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Hi, fella.
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I couldn't help notice you
over here.
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I'm Billy. What's your name?
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His name is dreyfuss.
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My name's Carol.
And I'm Barbara.
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It's great dog...
Really nice coat.
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I just had my hair done.
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- So how long have you had him?
- Five years.
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God, I'd love to have
a dog like this.
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Well, I was gonna take him
to the park later.
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- Hey, that sounds like fun.
- Yeah.
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Good boy. Good boy.
What breed is he?
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He's half Saint Bernard
and half golden retriever.
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Whoa, where are you going?
Boy, he's in a hurry.
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Lie down.
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Billy, you startled me.
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I don't know what it is
about dreyfuss.
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He hates Barbara, adores me.
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It's so funny
how animals can sense
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when someone's warm and loving.
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Scram, fido. I'm working here.
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So, Billy, how do you like
the neighborhood?
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Oh, I haven't had
much of a chance to see it yet.
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Oh, well, if you'd ever like
someone to show you around...
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- Hey, that'd be great.
- Tomorrow?
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I'll pick you up at 6:00.
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We can grab something
to eat first, okay?
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- All right.
- See you.
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- Bye-bye, Billy.
- Bye.
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Well, Barbara, I guess
he just preferred me over you.
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I don't mean
to flaunt it, but...
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Ha ha!
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Do you smell something?
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No.
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Liverwurst!
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That's how you got
dreyfuss in here.
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That's a dirty trick, Carol.
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Well, Barbie Barb,
to quote a great philosopher,
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"all's fair in love and war."
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Yeah? Well, to quote curly...
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Nah, nah! Whopa-wa, whopa-wa!
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Nee! Nee!
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Nee!
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There you go, my good fellow.
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Thanks. Bye-bye.
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- Doctor Weston?
- Oh, hi.
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- Officer hitner, Miami p.D.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
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Laverne, I asked Barbara
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to send somebody over
to take your report.
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Well, I was gonna
get around to that
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as soon as I finished
compiling my list.
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That reminds me...
One paperback novel, trashy.
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Mrs. Todd,
if you could just describe
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what happened to you last night.
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A man took my purse.
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And?
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Ran.
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Yes?
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Away.
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Anything else?
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From me.
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I can keep this up
as long as you can.
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Let's focus on this assailant.
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Now, how tall
would you say he was?
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Well, it's hard to say
because he was standing
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behind me with his arm
around my neck like this.
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So you didn't get a look at him.
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Well, I tried, but he said
if I turned around,
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he'd blow my brains out.
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Laverne, you never said
this guy had a gun.
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Well, I was preoccupied, what,
with making my list and all.
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Anything else you can tell me?
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Did I mention that when he
took my purse and ran away
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it was from me?
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Okay, then you got it all.
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If you'll excuse me,
I have work to do.
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Sure thing.
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That's, uh, quite a tough lady
you got working for you.
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Yeah, that's Laverne,
steady as a rock.
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Good morning, Laverne.
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Good morning, doctor.
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How are you today?
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Fine. Coffee's ready.
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Thank you very much.
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- Laverne?
- Uh-huh.
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- Where are you?
- Over here.
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Where?
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On the desk.
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Now, stomach in, chest out.
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We have a busy day ahead of us.
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Laverne, where are you?
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I'm at home.
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I had Otto the janitor
set up this speaker box.
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- Why?
- Oh, I don't know.
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I just thought it was time
to try running the office
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a little differently.
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You know, more
of a hands-off approach.
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Laverne, this is ridiculous.
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I can't talk to a box all day.
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Put me down this instant!
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I will not have myself picked up
and shaken around like that.
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Sorry.
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Uh, Laverne, does this have
anything to do with the mugging?
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Oh, you mean that thing
where the guy
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00:11:30,887 --> 00:11:32,754
come up behind me, choked me,
put a gun to my head,
256
00:11:32,756 --> 00:11:34,455
stole my purse, and run away?
257
00:11:34,491 --> 00:11:36,190
That's all but forgotten.
258
00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:40,461
Laverne, you're scared,
and I can understand that.
259
00:11:40,497 --> 00:11:42,230
But staying at home
is not the answer.
260
00:11:42,265 --> 00:11:44,031
And you certainly
can't run the office like this.
261
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:48,136
Well, hello, Mrs. WASSERMAN.
Don't you look lovely today?
262
00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:51,506
Have a seat in the waiting room.
263
00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:53,174
Jimmy, go on into exam room one.
264
00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:55,743
Doctor will be right with you.
Okay, nurse Todd.
265
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,013
Laverne, how did you do that?
266
00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:01,616
Mrs. WASSERMAN
has a 9:00 appointment,
267
00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:04,719
but she is always
five minutes early.
268
00:12:04,754 --> 00:12:06,854
I winged
the "you look lovely" part.
269
00:12:10,527 --> 00:12:12,260
I know.
Let's play with her mind.
270
00:12:12,295 --> 00:12:14,295
Tell me what color
her shoes are.
271
00:12:15,632 --> 00:12:17,465
Laverne, we cannot work
this way.
272
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,234
Look, dear, just hang up,
and we'll talk about this later.
273
00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:23,604
Okay, fine. You better duck.
274
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,039
Duck? Why?
275
00:12:29,179 --> 00:12:32,613
Little Jimmy always does that
when you keep him a-waiting.
276
00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:43,157
Hi, Barbara.
277
00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:44,659
How you feeling?
278
00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:46,060
Fine. Why?
279
00:12:46,095 --> 00:12:47,862
Well, tonight's
my date with Billy.
280
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,764
And, Barbara, I want you to know
281
00:12:49,799 --> 00:12:52,266
that just because
he chose me over you
282
00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:56,604
doesn't mean that I'm
more attractive or desirable
283
00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:59,407
or possess some deep, rich
womanly quality
284
00:12:59,442 --> 00:13:02,276
that will be
forever unattainable to you.
285
00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:06,347
Duh.
286
00:13:06,382 --> 00:13:08,382
Barbara...
287
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:13,321
Dear, sweet, brave,
rejected Barbara.
288
00:13:13,356 --> 00:13:15,523
Carol, quit. You won.
289
00:13:15,558 --> 00:13:17,425
I'm happy for you.
I hope it works out.
290
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,126
That's my date.
291
00:13:19,162 --> 00:13:20,795
My date, my date, my date!
292
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:24,832
- Hi, Carol.
- Hi, hi.
293
00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:26,200
- Hello, Barbara.
- Hi.
294
00:13:26,236 --> 00:13:28,836
It's a lovely night.
You can see all the stars.
295
00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:31,505
One heavenly body at a time.
296
00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:38,145
So, Billy, it must get lonely
in that big house of yours.
297
00:13:38,181 --> 00:13:39,313
No one to share it with?
298
00:13:39,349 --> 00:13:41,148
Oh, no, no.
I live there with my uncle.
299
00:13:41,184 --> 00:13:42,850
Oh, that must be nice.
300
00:13:42,886 --> 00:13:44,218
Someone to watch over the place
301
00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:47,521
while you spend those long hours
at cape canaveral.
302
00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:50,057
It must be very exciting
being an astronaut.
303
00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:52,493
- Oh, I'm not an astronaut.
- Oh, you're not?
304
00:13:52,528 --> 00:13:55,496
No. Ground crew.
305
00:13:55,531 --> 00:13:58,332
Oh, well,
that could be exciting too.
306
00:13:58,368 --> 00:14:00,234
"Mission control,
mission control."
307
00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:02,069
Actually, I work for the company
308
00:14:02,105 --> 00:14:05,907
that picks up the trash right
in front of mission control.
309
00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:14,548
But I'm doing
some work on the side
310
00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:17,418
with distant planets, you know,
interstellar communications.
311
00:14:17,453 --> 00:14:20,154
Oh. Well, I'm not surprised.
312
00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:22,290
I knew there was
something special about you.
313
00:14:22,325 --> 00:14:24,425
In fact, I recently made contact
314
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:27,261
with a friendly little colony
on Venus.
315
00:14:28,798 --> 00:14:30,197
- Pardon?
- If you'd like,
316
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:33,567
I could try to reach them
right now.
317
00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:47,248
Billy, I don't recall
seeing you in that cap before.
318
00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:49,050
Well, heck,
if I wore it all day,
319
00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:52,119
the little green fellas
would talk my ear off.
320
00:14:58,328 --> 00:14:59,994
Barbara, help me.
321
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:03,764
Why? He's perfect for you.
322
00:15:05,802 --> 00:15:07,468
So, Carol, where do you
feel like going for dinner?
323
00:15:07,503 --> 00:15:08,869
- Dinner?
- Yeah.
324
00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:10,338
I hear they have
this really great burger place
325
00:15:10,373 --> 00:15:11,939
in the crater of Alpha two.
326
00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:14,275
You should offer to pay
for half the fuel.
327
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,977
Otherwise, he'll expect you
to put out.
328
00:15:18,514 --> 00:15:19,647
Put it on.
329
00:15:22,151 --> 00:15:23,584
I don't know about the cap.
330
00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:25,886
It's the only way
you'll be able to talk to them.
331
00:15:25,922 --> 00:15:27,555
Billy, I really don't think
this is...
332
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,857
they told me they find
you very attractive.
333
00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:32,126
Like this?
334
00:15:32,161 --> 00:15:34,862
No, no, no, no. More like that.
335
00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:40,368
Let's go.
336
00:15:42,905 --> 00:15:45,172
Now, don't drive
faster than the speed of light.
337
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,742
I can't promise that.
338
00:15:57,487 --> 00:15:59,672
Who is it?
339
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:01,364
It's Harry.
340
00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:05,835
Harry who?
341
00:16:07,105 --> 00:16:08,738
Harry Weston.
342
00:16:08,773 --> 00:16:10,173
Middle name?
343
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,842
Laverne, please, dear,
just open the door.
344
00:16:17,115 --> 00:16:18,781
Hi.
345
00:16:18,817 --> 00:16:20,383
- Hi, doctor.
- Hi, hi.
346
00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:22,385
- Good to see you.
- Yeah, good to see you.
347
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:25,421
I came by because, um...
348
00:16:25,457 --> 00:16:27,156
Laverne, I'm really
very worried about you.
349
00:16:27,192 --> 00:16:29,492
You just went through
a very traumatic experience.
350
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:30,593
Doctor, will you quit
351
00:16:30,628 --> 00:16:32,028
blowing this whole thing
out of proportion?
352
00:16:32,063 --> 00:16:33,663
Laverne, a man
had a gun to your head.
353
00:16:33,698 --> 00:16:34,831
You could've been killed.
354
00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:36,733
Well, let's just forget
about that.
355
00:16:38,136 --> 00:16:39,936
They law, look at my manners.
356
00:16:39,971 --> 00:16:41,104
Why don't you have a seat?
357
00:16:41,139 --> 00:16:42,705
And I'll get us
something to drink.
358
00:16:42,741 --> 00:16:44,340
Let's see. I've got soda
I've got lemonade...
359
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:45,875
no, it's okay, dear, I'm fine.
360
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:47,343
I've got coffee.
361
00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:50,446
I've got tea. I've got punch.
362
00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:52,315
Okay.
363
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:55,785
It's okay. It's okay, Laverne.
364
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:58,054
You're touching me.
365
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,592
I'm sorry, doctor.
366
00:17:02,627 --> 00:17:05,194
I don't know what come over me,
367
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:07,063
but here it comes again.
368
00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:12,268
You're touching me.
369
00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:14,804
Well, I need something.
370
00:17:21,146 --> 00:17:24,080
Well, that's soothing.
371
00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:26,120
Good, good. Laverne, you'll see,
372
00:17:26,159 --> 00:17:28,729
I mean, everything
is gonna be okay in time.
373
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:31,901
Hey, look. Why don't we go out
and get a bite to eat?
374
00:17:31,941 --> 00:17:35,242
Oh, I'd love to, but they's
just one problem with that.
375
00:17:35,277 --> 00:17:36,410
What?
376
00:17:36,445 --> 00:17:39,213
It would require me
leaving the house.
377
00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:40,981
Laverne, you're going to have
leave sooner or later.
378
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:44,184
It might as well be now.
Oh, oh, oh, I don't know.
379
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:46,086
Laverne.
Laverne, dear, trust me.
380
00:17:46,122 --> 00:17:47,688
I've invested too much
381
00:17:47,723 --> 00:17:50,757
in one of the most difficult
relationships known to man
382
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,593
to let anything happen to you.
383
00:17:52,628 --> 00:17:56,296
Well, I guess I could try.
384
00:17:58,128 --> 00:18:00,701
I may need
some emotional support.
385
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,207
Oh, okay, okay, okay. Hey, huh?
386
00:18:19,242 --> 00:18:22,577
Laverne, see,
now we're safely inside.
387
00:18:22,612 --> 00:18:27,048
Can I remove my, uh...
388
00:18:27,084 --> 00:18:29,818
that's good, that's good.
You answered my question.
389
00:18:29,853 --> 00:18:31,586
Here, dear, sit down.
390
00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:32,854
There you go.
391
00:18:41,531 --> 00:18:44,032
.- Oh, Laverne, my... my...
My arm's getting numb.
392
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,633
I'm gonna have to switch hands.
393
00:18:50,073 --> 00:18:51,673
You're doing very well.
394
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:53,808
- Really?
- Oh, yes, dear.
395
00:18:53,844 --> 00:18:55,376
I mean, come on,
you got out of the house.
396
00:18:55,412 --> 00:18:57,345
You walked almost
an entire block
397
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:58,947
to get to this doughnut shop.
398
00:18:58,982 --> 00:19:02,183
I have made amazing progress.
399
00:19:02,219 --> 00:19:04,652
I think I might be able
to come back to work tomorrow.
400
00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:06,721
Oh, that's wonderful.
401
00:19:06,757 --> 00:19:10,125
Just have your hand
outside my door at 7:15.
402
00:19:12,129 --> 00:19:15,263
You drive, I'll shift.
403
00:19:15,298 --> 00:19:17,232
Let's just pray
when we get to the office,
404
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:20,235
neither one of us
has to go to the bathroom.
405
00:19:22,239 --> 00:19:24,873
That's a...
That's a great idea, Laverne.
406
00:19:24,908 --> 00:19:29,310
Unfortunately,
it's completely insane.
407
00:19:29,346 --> 00:19:32,313
Honey, listen, you've got
to get back to living your life.
408
00:19:32,349 --> 00:19:35,049
Doctor, I don't know
if I can do that.
409
00:19:35,085 --> 00:19:37,252
How can I get back
to life as usual
410
00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:39,387
when I can't even get outside
to mail a letter.
411
00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:41,289
All right, now, listen to me.
412
00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:43,424
I know it seems
insurmountable right now,
413
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,693
but you'll do it,
one step at a time.
414
00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:47,962
As each thing comes up, you'll
find a way to deal with it,
415
00:19:47,998 --> 00:19:49,664
like right here and now.
416
00:19:49,699 --> 00:19:51,566
We're here. We're hungry.
417
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,601
Why don't you go get us
a couple of doughnuts?
418
00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:59,040
Those doughnuts are
a million miles away.
419
00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:01,209
Laverne, you can do it.
420
00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:03,778
You're brave. You're a fighter.
You're a winner.
421
00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:04,846
You think?
422
00:20:04,881 --> 00:20:06,881
I know.
423
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:14,055
Now, I'm gonna take
my hand away.
424
00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:19,093
Oh, lordy.
425
00:20:19,129 --> 00:20:22,430
Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy,
lordy, lordy, lordy, lord...
426
00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:28,937
okay. Now stand up.
427
00:20:28,972 --> 00:20:30,872
I don't think I can.
428
00:20:30,907 --> 00:20:32,841
Yes, you can, dear.
I know you can.
429
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:35,310
- I can't.
- You can.
430
00:20:35,345 --> 00:20:36,611
- I can't.
- You can!
431
00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:39,147
I can't!
432
00:20:42,652 --> 00:20:44,953
I'm up.
433
00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:47,722
Okay, now... now,
you're just gonna take...
434
00:20:47,757 --> 00:20:49,991
One step at a time.
435
00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:09,143
Come on, Laverne. Come on.
You can... you can do it.
436
00:21:09,179 --> 00:21:10,678
You can make it to the counter.
437
00:21:10,714 --> 00:21:12,680
Hey, what's going on
with the lady?
438
00:21:12,716 --> 00:21:14,549
Well, she was robbed recently,
439
00:21:14,584 --> 00:21:16,873
and she's having a bit
of a problem getting over it.
440
00:21:16,912 --> 00:21:18,412
Oh, I know what that feels like.
441
00:21:18,455 --> 00:21:20,021
I was robbed myself.
442
00:21:20,056 --> 00:21:23,111
Go on, Laverne.
You can make it to the counter.
443
00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:24,726
Yeah, lady.
444
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:25,960
You can do it.
445
00:21:25,996 --> 00:21:27,595
Hey, she just got robbed.
446
00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:30,565
She's trying to get up
her courage to buy a doughnut.
447
00:21:32,736 --> 00:21:34,802
Go, Laverne, go.
448
00:21:34,838 --> 00:21:36,638
- All: Go!
- Go!
449
00:21:36,673 --> 00:21:39,207
All: Go! Go! Go!
450
00:21:39,242 --> 00:21:43,778
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
451
00:21:43,813 --> 00:21:48,796
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
452
00:21:49,753 --> 00:21:51,753
I'd like two doughnuts, please.
453
00:21:51,803 --> 00:21:56,353
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