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Life goes on, and so do we
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Just how we do it
is no mystery
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One by one we fill the days
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We find a thousand
different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
for anything that you need
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Rain or shine,
I'll be the one
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To share it all
as life goes on
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We share it all
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as life goes on
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ah, Laverne, how do you like
Jimmy's new cast there?
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Snazzy, huh?
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Oh, can I be the first
to initial it?
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- Okay, my turn!
- No time!
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- Bye, Jimmy!
- Bye.
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Just once I'd like to sign
a cast around here.
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Yeah, yeah...
A couple of messages.
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Barbara called,
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she won't be able to make it
to dinner tonight,
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she's goin' to Disney world
with Matt and the kids.
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Oh, really? That sounds serious.
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No, no, no,
they're just friends.
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They was big buddies
at the police academy.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, the tall guy
with the curly hair.
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No, that's Dennis!
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Matt's the one
what just got divorced
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and moved back to town
with his two kids.
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Then who's this Dennis?
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That's the one she likes!
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She spent all last weekend
over to his...
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Never mind! Never mind.
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Come on, what else have you got?
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Dr. Phillip's office just phoned
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and canceled
that penicillin shot.
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Seems the doctor
was called out of town.
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Darn, the Simmons boy
had the strep.
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I really could've used
that shot just in case.
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Well, why don't you give it
to yourself?
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Ugh, ugh, ugh!
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Ugh, I've never been able
to do that.
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Well fine, I'll do it.
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Just go in there and drop 'em,
I'll be right in.
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Laverne, I don't need
to go in there.
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Well, we're sure as hell
not gonna do it out here.
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Those young 'uns
are scared enough as it is.
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Laverne, forget the shot.
I don't need the shot.
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Well, fine.
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But if your butt
changes its mind,
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just back it on in
to exam room one.
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- Hey, Harry.
- Hello.
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I need your opinion
about this book I'm writing.
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Don't do it.
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Well, just tell me
what you think of the title.
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My life at sea or
a woman in every porthole.
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Charley, why are you doing this?
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Well, you see, I ran
into this publisher
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on the cruise ship,
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and I told him about
a couple of my adventures
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and how I thought it would make
a pretty good book,
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and he said, and I quote:
"Yeah, sure."
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So I'm doin' it!
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Anyway,
what I really need, Harry,
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because I'm so busy
livin' this stuff,
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is a guy like you.
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Retired, with a lot
of extra time on his hands
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to write the thing for me.
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Charley, I'm a
practicing pediatrician.
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Still beatin' that horse, huh?
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Charley, you are
on your own with this one.
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Daddy, they accepted me
at the zoo.
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Was there ever any doubt?
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Charley, I happen to have been
hand-picked to volunteer
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for a very important
animal research project.
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Does this have anything to do
with you jumping up and down
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on samsonite luggage?
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- Daddy!
- Charley!
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Ahead of ya.
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Honey, the zoo thing
sounds great.
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What kind of work
are you gonna be doing?
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Well, twice a week during
my lunch break from the library,
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I'm going to be observing
a pair of rare pandas
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taking notes on
how much bamboo they eat,
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when they sleep,
things like that.
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What made you decide to do this?
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Daddy, please!
Our planet is being plundered
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by a human race consumed
with greed,
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oblivious to the cost
to all other living species!
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And the guy running
the program looks like...
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- Kevin costner.
- Uh-huh.
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- Hi.
- Hi, sweetheart. How are you?
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How's Matt doin'?
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Who knows? We didn't even
get a chance to talk.
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Those kids are impossible!
What happened?
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Well, it took forever
to get in the car,
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they kept fighting
over the seats,
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and then we waited in line
for 45 minutes for a ride
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and just when it's our turn,
the kids get tired
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so we have to take them home.
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Of course the second
we get back in the car,
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they're up again
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asking questions, doing riddles.
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I mean, they're sucking
the life out of this man!
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Barbara, that sounds
like a very good father,
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and the kids sound very normal.
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I don't know.
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A lot of their stories
seem really pointless.
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Well, Barbara,
you'd better get used to it.
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She's right, dear.
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That's what it's gonna be like
someday for you
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when you're a mommy. Ha, ha, ha.
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Great.
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Dr. Weston's office.
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Oh, hi, Dr. WASSERMAN!
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He was supposed to be
at your office 20 minutes ago
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for his penicillin shot?
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Well, isn't that interesting?
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No, don't worry.
He'll get the message.
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Oh boy, I'm 20 minutes
late for my lunch.
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Okay, I'll see you
after I have my lunch.
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Which I'm on my way to eat.
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Now!
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Tell Dr. WASSERMAN I said hey.
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Laverne, I can explain...
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What at first
may appear to be a lie,
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upon closer inspection,
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actually is a lie. I'm sorry.
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What in the world
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would make you go
to someone else for a shot?
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Well Laverne,
it's a very complicated issue,
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you and I have worked
long and hard
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to define
our professional relationship
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to maintain that delicate
balance between doctor and nurse
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personal and business...
What are you sayin'?
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I don't want you
to see my hiney.
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Well, it's not gonna be
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a golden moment
in my life either.
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Well, I'm... I'm sorry...
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I'm just... It's just...
Very embarrassing.
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So what you're sayin'
is you don't think
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that I'm professional enough
to look on your rear end
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as just another faceless butt
in the crowd.
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Laverne, just call Dr. WASSERMAN
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and cancel the appointment.
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Let's forget this ever happened.
Fine.
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If that's the way you want it.
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If you think
that thing's so valuable,
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I suggest you go sit
in a safe deposit box.
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Hi, daddy.
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Boy, you sound in good spirits!
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Oh, it's just going
so well at the zoo!
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I feel like sigourney Weaver
in gorillas in the mist.
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Only I have it better because
they're safely behind bars
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and I don't have to touch
the filthy things.
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Now, don't get too attached.
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And daddy,
you'll never guess what happened
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while I was taking notes today.
What?
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The pandas sniffed each other.
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Let's have cake!
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It's part of their mating ritual
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and they've never
done it before!
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Everyone's very excited
about it!
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Especially a certain
to-die-for zoologist.
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I think he likes me, daddy. Ooh!
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- Hi.
- Hi, baby.
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Oh! How did it go
with Matt and the kids?
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Well, I bowled a 223
and won a free game.
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Now I have to rethink
my entire life.
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Honey, everybody has
an open frame now and then.
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It's not the bowling, daddy.
It's being around those kids.
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And then Matt asked me
to babysit tomorrow
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so I lied to get out of it.
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Then I felt guilty
and missed a 7-10 split.
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I guess it wasn't
a complete waste.
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I did learn something
pretty important about myself.
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Learning is good.
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I'm not cut out to have kids.
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Of course, too much knowledge
is a very dangerous thing.
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Daddy, I never realized
how much responsibility
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goes into being a parent,
how much freedom you give up.
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I don't know why anybody
would wanna do that on purpose.
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Baby, you're forgetting
the rewards!
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When you have kids you...
You get to mold them,
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watch them grow up,
get their own lives,
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move out of the house.
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Daddy's right.
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Just talking about children,
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I can feel myself getting
that special glow.
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What is wrong with me?
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I thought all my life I would
grow up like every little girl,
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you know, play with dolls,
go to the prom,
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become a cop. Have kids.
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And now I don't know
what I'm gonna do
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between the age of 30 and 50.
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And those are kind of key years.
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Honey, you're overreacting.
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You won't feel this way
when you're married.
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It's different when they're
your own kids.
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Yeah, but what if it isn't?
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I'll already have children,
it'll be too late.
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Barbara, you can't decide
not to be a mother
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based solely on what happened
with Matt's kids.
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No, it's not Matt's kids, daddy.
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You were right.
They're... They're fine.
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They're like all kids.
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It's just kids in general.
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All right, all right.
Let's just say that Matt's kids
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are representative of all kids.
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You still haven't spent
enough time with them
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to make any kind of decision
about motherhood.
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Barbara... It's too bad
you decided not to babysit.
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Because if you did, I bet
once you were alone with them,
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you would love it.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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I'll call Matt and tell him
I'll babysit.
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Good! Just keep
an open mind about it!
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I will.
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And tomorrow,
if I don't like it any better,
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I'll just know for sure
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that I'm never
ever gonna have children.
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I didn't say that!
Did I say that?
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I...That's not
what I was saying!
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Good morning, daddy.
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Barbara leave
to babysit already?
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Yep. Mom for a day.
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So I guess it's just a pleasant
breakfast with Carol and daddy.
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Would you stop with the butter?
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You wanna get a stroke
in the driveway?
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Hello.
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Oh, hello.
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Well, yes. Yes, I could.
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All right, I'll see you then.
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Bye. That was him!
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- Who?
- My zoologist.
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He asked me to lunch.
I knew he liked me.
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He said my work with the pandas
is going unusually well
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and he wants me to start
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spending all my lunch hours
there.
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Oh! Sounds pretty good!
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It's so exciting, daddy!
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I've never had a relationship
with a zoologist before.
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Maybe we'll get married.
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I'll buy my wedding gown
at banana Republic.
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Hi, westons.
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Carol, are you gonna wear
that today?
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Yes, why?
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No reason.
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So, Harry, finished my book.
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What do you think?
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00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:45,144
Charley,
this has to be 600 pages!
251
00:10:45,179 --> 00:10:49,263
848. Took me almost
two nights to do it.
252
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,717
Give it a read.
253
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,716
Call me ishmael.
254
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,190
"Some years ago, never mind
how long precisely..."
255
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,491
Charley, excuse me,
256
00:10:59,527 --> 00:11:01,226
but by any chance does
this lead to a confrontation
257
00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:03,662
with a great white whale?
258
00:11:03,698 --> 00:11:05,660
What? Did I tip it?
259
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,434
Charley, this is Moby dick.
260
00:11:08,469 --> 00:11:10,067
Nuh-uh!
261
00:11:11,799 --> 00:11:13,372
Yes, it is! It's Moby dick!
262
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,074
This is nuts.
You can't get away with that!
263
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,342
Oh, get real! This was written
over 100 years ago.
264
00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:18,410
Who's gonna notice it
except for you and me
265
00:11:18,446 --> 00:11:20,421
and a couple of
nobel prize winners?
266
00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:23,015
Charley, it's called plagiarism.
267
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,283
It's against the law!
268
00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:26,271
Okay, so I'll change
a few words.
269
00:11:26,587 --> 00:11:27,786
How about this?
270
00:11:27,822 --> 00:11:29,588
"There once was a man
from nantucket, who..."
271
00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:32,491
Whoa! Charley, that's
a dirty limerick.
272
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,693
Do you know everything?
273
00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:44,103
- Say good-bye to daddy.
- Good-bye!
274
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,739
All right!
275
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:47,994
Okay!
276
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:50,635
I'm gonna be the best
babysitter you ever had!
277
00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:52,400
And not only
is it gonna be fun for you,
278
00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:53,868
but it's gonna be fun
for me too.
279
00:11:53,903 --> 00:11:56,237
And don't be surprised
if by the end of the day,
280
00:11:56,272 --> 00:11:59,106
you see a special glow
on my face.
281
00:11:59,142 --> 00:12:00,708
When's our daddy gonna be back?
282
00:12:00,743 --> 00:12:02,491
- Yeah!
- In a few hours.
283
00:12:02,632 --> 00:12:03,773
Tell you what...
284
00:12:03,819 --> 00:12:06,313
Why don't I make you
my famous home-made waffles?
285
00:12:06,349 --> 00:12:07,448
Where's your toaster?
286
00:12:07,483 --> 00:12:09,917
No thank you.
We had breakfast yesterday.
287
00:12:09,952 --> 00:12:12,153
- Yeah!
- Can we watch TV?
288
00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:15,123
Okay, let's watch TV.
That'll be fun!
289
00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:17,525
There's a cow...
290
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,093
Ooh, this looks good.
291
00:12:19,128 --> 00:12:22,029
- There's a lady...
- Okay, let's watch this!
292
00:12:22,065 --> 00:12:24,031
There's a car...
293
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,499
There's a bird...
294
00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:27,735
There's some soap...
295
00:12:27,770 --> 00:12:31,338
And there's that cow again!
296
00:12:31,374 --> 00:12:35,543
Soap-cow, soap-cow, soap-cow,
soap-cow, soap-cow, soap...
297
00:12:36,404 --> 00:12:38,980
Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
298
00:12:39,143 --> 00:12:41,143
But I got a better idea.
Why don't we sit around and talk
299
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,545
and get to know
each other better?
300
00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,280
- Okay!
- Yeah!
301
00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:45,314
So what do you wanna talk about?
302
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,682
Where did the dinosaurs go?
303
00:12:46,717 --> 00:12:47,783
Yeah!
304
00:12:48,986 --> 00:12:50,734
- Well, they all died.
- How come?
305
00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:54,235
'Cause they got real old
and stuff.
306
00:12:54,992 --> 00:12:56,456
I would think.
307
00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:59,161
You mean they all got old
at the same time?
308
00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:01,707
Hmm...
309
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,099
Good point.
310
00:13:04,135 --> 00:13:05,734
Well, why don't we look it up
and find out?
311
00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:06,902
And that'll be fun, won't it?
312
00:13:06,938 --> 00:13:09,605
- No!
- What happened to "yeah"?
313
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,145
"And so most authorities agree
314
00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:18,213
"it was the result
of meteor showers
315
00:13:18,249 --> 00:13:20,182
"during the cretaceous period
316
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,628
that led to the dinosaurs'
extinction."
317
00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:25,251
There seems to be a few more
theories here,
318
00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:27,052
would you like me to read them?
No!
319
00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:35,774
No glow.
320
00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:38,565
Nothing.
321
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,334
Hi Barbara,
I made this casserole.
322
00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:44,303
I thought maybe
you could use some help.
323
00:13:44,338 --> 00:13:46,672
Well thank you, Carol,
but I'm doing just fine.
324
00:13:46,707 --> 00:13:48,774
Hi, kids. I hope
you didn't fill up on breakfast.
325
00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:50,309
We didn't have breakfast.
326
00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:51,644
Barbara!
327
00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,480
What? I tried,
they didn't want it.
328
00:13:54,515 --> 00:13:57,116
- We had breakfast yesterday.
- Yeah!
329
00:13:57,151 --> 00:13:59,485
Well, that's not good enough.
330
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,354
Because yesterday
is as far away from today
331
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:04,056
as tomorrow is from now.
332
00:14:04,091 --> 00:14:06,775
- We'd better eat.
- Yeah!
333
00:14:07,084 --> 00:14:08,961
I made a yummy casserole,
334
00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:11,397
and there's enough for everybody
to have seconds.
335
00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:13,699
- Where did the dinosaurs go?
- Yeah!
336
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,445
Well, no one's really sure.
337
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:21,540
But I think they were eaten up
by the tickle-monster!
338
00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:26,445
Can I talk to you for a second?
339
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,348
How did you know about
the tickle-monster thing?
340
00:14:29,383 --> 00:14:31,483
Well, you spend
enough time with kids,
341
00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:32,718
you just sort of pick it up.
342
00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:33,719
So the first time
you were around kids,
343
00:14:33,754 --> 00:14:34,887
you didn't have fun?
344
00:14:34,922 --> 00:14:37,289
Oh, no! That was the best!
345
00:14:37,325 --> 00:14:39,910
Simon says you're statues!
346
00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:44,797
Anyway, the first few times
with kids were the most fun
347
00:14:44,832 --> 00:14:47,399
because you never know
what's going to happen next.
348
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,236
They always keep you guessing.
349
00:14:51,272 --> 00:14:53,939
Oh, I wish
I could stay here all day.
350
00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:56,575
But a certain zoologist
is waiting for me.
351
00:14:56,611 --> 00:14:58,510
Bye, Barbara.
352
00:14:58,546 --> 00:15:00,346
Simon says you're kangaroos!
353
00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:02,982
Boing, boing, boing, boing,
boing, boing, boing...
354
00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:05,511
Carol, change them back!
355
00:15:06,554 --> 00:15:09,555
Boing, boing, boing, boing,
boing, boing...
356
00:15:14,695 --> 00:15:16,662
My, my, my! What an honor!
357
00:15:16,697 --> 00:15:19,591
You've parked your shrine
in my chair.
358
00:15:20,835 --> 00:15:22,349
Move it.
359
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,869
Laverne, can't you understand?
360
00:15:23,904 --> 00:15:25,504
I just feel very uncomfortable
361
00:15:25,539 --> 00:15:27,106
about this whole
injection thing.
362
00:15:27,141 --> 00:15:28,107
Well, now
363
00:15:28,142 --> 00:15:30,109
- there is an alternative.
- What?
364
00:15:30,144 --> 00:15:31,944
Well, I could give it
to you in your elbow,
365
00:15:31,979 --> 00:15:33,912
I mean it's not like you'd know
the difference between...
366
00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:36,247
Ah! No, it's all right.
367
00:15:38,452 --> 00:15:39,752
Daddy...
368
00:15:39,787 --> 00:15:41,520
Something terrible happened.
What, dear?
369
00:15:41,555 --> 00:15:43,222
I had lunch with the zoologist.
370
00:15:43,257 --> 00:15:44,657
He's not interested in me.
371
00:15:44,692 --> 00:15:47,878
- Oh, Carol, I'm so sorry.
- That's not all, daddy.
372
00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:50,863
It turns out the reason he wants
me around more at the zoo
373
00:15:50,898 --> 00:15:54,338
is I have this rather
strange effect on the pandas.
374
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:57,269
What?
375
00:15:57,304 --> 00:16:00,593
Well, it seems that
whenever I'm around, they...
376
00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:02,620
Get friendly.
377
00:16:03,477 --> 00:16:04,477
So?
378
00:16:04,512 --> 00:16:06,137
Very friendly!
379
00:16:06,647 --> 00:16:08,185
Well, that sounds...
380
00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:11,517
How friendly are we talking?
381
00:16:11,552 --> 00:16:15,187
They have sex, daddy.
And it's only when I'm around.
382
00:16:15,222 --> 00:16:17,523
I appear to have the same effect
on them as candlelight
383
00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,591
and Julio iglesias.
384
00:16:19,627 --> 00:16:21,093
Oh, Carol!
385
00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:24,396
Oh daddy, why can't I have
this effect on my own species?
386
00:16:24,432 --> 00:16:28,000
Oh, honey, no.
I know how you must feel.
387
00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:30,869
Actually, I don't have
the remotest notion
388
00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:32,137
of how you feel.
389
00:16:43,851 --> 00:16:45,250
Daddy, what are you doing here?
390
00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:46,585
Hi, sweetheart.
391
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,820
I just thought I'd drop by
392
00:16:47,855 --> 00:16:50,289
and see how motherhood's
agreeing with you.
393
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:53,025
Daddy, is there
something wrong with me?
394
00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:54,660
Of course not.
395
00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:56,843
Cause it feels like there is.
396
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,697
I mean, all day long
I've been waiting
397
00:16:58,733 --> 00:16:59,932
for the special glow
398
00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,000
that seems to come
so easily for everyone else,
399
00:17:02,036 --> 00:17:04,354
and it's just
not happening for me.
400
00:17:05,506 --> 00:17:07,744
Guess I'm not
cut out to be a mother.
401
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,761
I'm sorry to be
such a disappointment to you.
402
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,065
Barbara, you could never be
a disappointment to me.
403
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,354
I just want you
to be happy, babe.
404
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:20,806
And whether you have children
or not, I will always love you.
405
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,703
Thank you, daddy.
406
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,406
Barbara, I can't sleep!
407
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,386
Larry, what's wrong?
408
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,821
Oh, nothing. It's okay now.
409
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,856
All right, good night.
410
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,291
No, don't!
411
00:17:42,576 --> 00:17:43,925
Are you afraid?
412
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,291
Is it the dark?
413
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,534
Oh, my god! I used to be
so afraid of the dark!
414
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,869
- Really?
- Yeah!
415
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,870
And my sister used to give me
416
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,798
a real hard time about it too.
417
00:17:54,882 --> 00:17:56,474
Mine too. What did you do?
418
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,075
Well, I'd say to myself:
419
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,610
"Sticks and stones
can break my bones,
420
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:00,978
but names can never hurt me."
421
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,079
And that helped?
422
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,048
No, then I'd smack her.
423
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,818
But I'd get in trouble.
424
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,621
But then I found this really
cool way to be in the dark.
425
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,390
I already have a night light.
426
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,724
No! Those things stink!
427
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,192
You see, what I did,
428
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,694
is I'd get all
my stuffed animals
429
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,562
and I'd put 'em all around
my bed like a little army
430
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,563
to protect me.
431
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,565
Sounds kinda sissy.
432
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,534
Yeah? You think so?
433
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,672
Well you could handle it
like we do on the force!
434
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,607
You take your four best men
435
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,642
and you deploy them
strategically
436
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,312
around the perimeter.
437
00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:36,514
Well, my Teddy bear's
pretty tough.
438
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,483
Okay, we'll put him
closest to the door.
439
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,885
What else you got?
440
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,854
There's my fox,
my tiger and my raccoon!
441
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,322
All right!
442
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,824
And you're gonna need
a sharp shooter
443
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,392
in a high place for cover.
444
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,394
Well... Try the clown!
445
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,075
I don't know why,
but he may have a real good eye.
446
00:18:53,144 --> 00:18:54,684
Okay!
447
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,533
Here.
448
00:18:58,593 --> 00:19:01,038
Well, you look
pretty well-protected to me.
449
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:04,137
But I could still leave
the light on if you want.
450
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,808
Nah, that's okay.
451
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,909
Well... Maybe if you leave
the door open just a crack.
452
00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:11,682
Okay.
453
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,425
Thanks, Barbara.
454
00:19:29,231 --> 00:19:31,231
What happened up there?
455
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,836
Daddy, I think I'm beginning
to get this parent thing now.
456
00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:36,507
Oh?
457
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,509
Yes, I just felt
one of those rewards
458
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:39,814
you were talking about.
459
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,545
And I liked it.
460
00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:44,315
What? What's that smile?
461
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,317
Just a glow.
462
00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:57,061
Hi, honey.
463
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,226
Daddy!
464
00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:01,766
Oh, honey I felt bad
I couldn't help you before.
465
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,268
I've been giving your problem
a lot of thought
466
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,537
and I think I've figured out
the silver lining here.
467
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,538
Thank you, daddy.
468
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,206
Now maybe the zoologist
469
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,407
didn't work out,
470
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,243
but think about
what you're accomplishing here!
471
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:15,079
I mean, the preservation
of an endangered species
472
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,414
is such a noble and...
473
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,150
Ah, there they go again!
474
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,657
You were saying, daddy?
475
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,162
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah...
476
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,760
Anyway, I would... Ha... Um...
477
00:20:34,158 --> 00:20:36,534
See what you're doing here
would benefit not only us
478
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,904
but our children,
and our children's...
479
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,092
This is incredible!
480
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,675
They only do this
when you're... You're here?
481
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,332
Honey, do me a favor.
Walk away for a minute.
482
00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:52,178
All right.
483
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,124
Now come back.
484
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,966
Honey, I was wrong,
there is no silver lining.
485
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,034
This is just weird.
486
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,779
Okay, bye-bye, my dear. See you.
487
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,075
Oh, that's it.
488
00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:24,648
The last of them for the day.
489
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,477
- Oh, boy, I am so beat.
- Stop!
490
00:21:28,052 --> 00:21:30,020
Are you sure
you want me to hear that?
491
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,021
Why not?
492
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,456
Well, it might upset
493
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,859
the delicate balance
between doctor and nurse.
494
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,126
Personal and business.
495
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,928
All right Laverne,
you've made your point.
496
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,064
Enough.
497
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:40,831
It was wrong of me to think
498
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:41,832
you could not give me your shot
499
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,033
in a totally
professional manner.
500
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,807
I'm sorry and I apologize.
501
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,971
Now I would appreciate it
very much
502
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,139
if you would give me
that injection right now.
503
00:21:49,589 --> 00:21:50,888
Please.
504
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,574
Well, I don't know.
505
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,469
- Exam room one?
- Fine.
506
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,441
All right, doctor,
whenever you're ready.
507
00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:12,041
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