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Our assignment is to dub in a
new soundtrack to an old movie.
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You know, stuff like footsteps,
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the wind howling,
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the angry mob.
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His breathing seems
a little heavy, doesn't it?
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Hey, he's a wolfman.
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He's about to sprout
unsightly body hair.
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You'd be hyperventilating, too.
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I like a man with
hair on his back.
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Oh, yeah?
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And his chest.
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Ahh.
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And his forehead.
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So what do you want to do next?
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Let's to the angry mob.
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One angry mob comin' up.
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Maybe...
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Maybe barking dogs
would be better.
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They always have hounds
in these movies.
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Vinnie, do you find me
attractive?
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Get out. Are you kidding?
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Laura, you are beautiful.
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You're perfect.
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Vinnie, we've been going
out over a month now.
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We spend all
of our time together,
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and well, you're just
always so polite.
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Well, is that bad?
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No, that's good.
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It's just that
every time things...
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Progress...
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You stop.
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I thought maybe it was me.
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Well, look, in the past
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I've been accused of being
a little aggressive.
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I don't want
to blow it with you.
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Well, you're definitely
not blowing it with me.
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In fact, your politeness
is very sexy.
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It is?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, in that case, from
this moment forward,
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I will be nothing but a
complete and utter gentleman.
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Fine with me.
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Dive, dive! This is not a drill.
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Dive, dive!
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This is not a drill.
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Dive, dive!
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Dive, dive! This is not a drill.
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Yes, and the final leg of our tour
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took us through central and
south American rain forests
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of Belize, Peru, and Brazil.
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There are people who may think,
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"do we need another star
stumping for a cause?"
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Over 50 million acres
of rain forest
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disappear every year,
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along with them plant species
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that might provide
cures for everything
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from cancer to aids.
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That's why I'll be visiting
hospitals here in Los Angeles...
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To drum up a little support
from the medical community.
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Hey, vin.
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Douglas.
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Noticing anything
different about me?
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I don't know.
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You're annoying me a
little earlier than usual?
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Good guess.
I'll give you a hint.
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Last night I became a man,
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and it wasn't my bar mitzvah.
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Yes.
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Oh, lucky condom.
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Parting was such sweet sorrow.
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Yes!
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Yes!
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Oh,mazel tov, vin!
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Thanks, doog.
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It was incredible.
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Like, at one point,
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it was like my soul was
lifted from my body
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and swept down this
long, dark tunnel
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and drawn into this
brilliant bright light.
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You're describing a
near-death experience.
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You've been there.
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Whew!
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This Laura is really
something special.
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We're not talking
puppy love here.
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This is the real deal.
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Well, I'm happy for you, man.
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I mean, she's intelligent,
brilliant, beautiful...
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Sensitive.
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And when it was all over
and I started crying,
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she just held me.
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You... you cried?
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Yeah, doesn't everybody?
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She's everything I've always
dreamt of in a woman,
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and I've dreamt
of a lot of women.
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Can something this good last?
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Why me?
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Oh, I'm gonna take her
someplace special tonight,
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tell her how I'm feeling.
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Yeah, sure.
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Great. Thank you.
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Vinnie, what are you doing here?
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Just thought I'd surprise you.
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That's so sweet.
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Hi, doogie.
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Morning, Laura.
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Hey, blue eyes,
don't be late for class.
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I won't.
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Hey, Laura.
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Dr. howser.
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Hi, eliot.
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Eliot's in the nursing program.
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Pleasure meeting you.
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Does she know any women here?
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Did you guys read the review
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of Robin Williams' new movie?
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It sounds great.
I'm going tonight.
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I love Robin Williams.
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Vinnie, let's go tonight, too.
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Uh, I can't.
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I got to work... On a film.
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Why don't you go with eliot?
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No, that's o.K.
I'll wait for you to go.
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Don't be silly, honey.
Just go. It'll be fun.
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You sure you don't mind?
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Nah.
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Of course not.
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O.K. I'll go.
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Great.
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I'll see you in class.
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Wait. I'll walk with you.
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I'll call you tomorrow.
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O.K.
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It's over.
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What the hell
was that all about?
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You're not busy tonight.
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It was a test of Laura's
commitment to our relationship,
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a test she failed miserably.
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What are you, a moron?
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You test your eyesight.
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You test the air in your tires.
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You never, ever
test a girlfriend.
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Doog, I got to face facts.
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I'm not man enough for her.
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Vinnie, listen to me.
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That woman made love with you.
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Hmm.
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You.
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There's a reason for that.
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You're intelligent.
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You're fun-loving.
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You're more than
enough man for her.
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I can't believe I'm saying this.
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You're right.
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You know, you're right.
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I'm an attractive man.
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She made love to me,
nobody else.
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Come on. I got nothing
to worry about.
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I've read a quarter of all
prescription medicines
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are derived from
rain forest plants.
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True. Even more incredible
is that less than 1%
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of all tropical plants species
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have ever even been analyzed
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for medical purposes.
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Sorry.
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Could she get some water?
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Did I tell you to get this
checked days ago? Yes.
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Did you listen? No.
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Agents.
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Kelly!
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Get me a crash cart stat!
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Ms. Phillips?
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Dr. canfield, can you
make a statement?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for your Patience.
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I'll let Dr. Douglas howser
answer your questions.
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He's in charge of her case.
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All we know now is Ms.
Phillips has a high fever,
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mild conjunctivitis, and she's
developed an unusual rash.
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Her recent travel history
exposed her
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to a broad spectrum
of tropical elements.
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She could have contracted any
number of possible infections.
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Dr. canfield...
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Why him? He's a kid.
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Dr. howser happens
to be a genius
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with a photographic memory.
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If anyone can identify
Ms. Phillips condition,
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he can.
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As soon as we know more,
we'll let you know.
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If you'll excuse me.
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When do you think she'll...
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Excuse me, Dr. howser,
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what is your specialty, sir?
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That was nice.
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I had a really good time.
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Thanks for driving, eliot.
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It was a really funny movie.
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Hey, it was my pleasure.
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?
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Down! Get down!
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Hey, who's out there?
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Laura?
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Eliot!
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What a coincidence.
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Spying is such
a severe word, Laura.
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I was not spying. I was...
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I was lookin' out for
your welfare.
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I mean, I was like
your guardian angel.
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Come on, Laura,
come to the door.
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Please? I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.
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Could we just talk for a sec,
just a sec?
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Come on, honey.
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Sweetie.
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Lamb chop.
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Puddin'?
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Pookie?
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Poopoo?
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Lala.
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Pookie?
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Laura, would you just please give
me a sign if you can hear me.
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Well, that's a start.
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O.K., Laura,
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I'm on the brink of assuming
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you're not coming to the door.
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I'm big enough to accept that,
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just like I know
you're big enough
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to erase last night
from memory...
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Just forget it ever happened,
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which would be good,
because every fight...
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No, let's call it
what it really is...
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Every little tiff
between two lovers
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needs closure.
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Vinnie,
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go home.
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Laura, I'm not going home
until you hear me out.
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I've been hearing you out
all night, Vinnie.
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You really humiliated me.
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I know, and I'm sorry.
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It's all my fault.
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I said it was my fault.
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I said it at 1:00.
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I said it at 3:00.
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I said it to the paperboy.
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He forgave me.
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Look, I got no excuse.
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I can't stop thinking I'm
not good enough for you.
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That's not your problem.
That's mine.
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I'm going to enter a constant
state of self-improvement,
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honing mind and body into your
vision of the perfect man.
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Tell me what that is.
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Is that what this is all about...
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You think you're not
good enough for me?
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Vinnie,
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I wouldn't be with you
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if I didn't think you
were a terrific guy.
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Really?
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Maybe I need to say it more.
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Vinnie...
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You're a terrific guy.
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Oh, that... that's great.
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I'm a new man.
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That's all I needed to hear.
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I got a great dinner planned
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for the two of us
tonight... very expensive.
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I'm sorry. My schedule changed.
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I have to work tonight.
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Oh...
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Oh, no problem.
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Morning, Douglas.
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Have you seen this?
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Our unidentified virus
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is rumored to be everything
from malaria to cancer.
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Great.
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I don't know what to tell you, Dr.
Canfield.
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00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:30,558
I've been up all night.
274
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,261
I called the center
for disease control.
275
00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:35,263
Every culture
has come back negative.
276
00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:36,558
I've ruled out meningococcemia,
277
00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:38,300
rocky mountain spotted fever,
278
00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:40,168
dengue fever, typhus.
279
00:13:40,169 --> 00:13:41,555
I've looked everywhere.
280
00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:43,559
Well...
281
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,975
Look someplace else.
282
00:13:49,554 --> 00:13:50,880
Thank you.
283
00:13:51,554 --> 00:13:53,114
He's a penan.
284
00:13:53,115 --> 00:13:55,517
His tribe's from
the Malaysian rain forest...
285
00:13:55,518 --> 00:13:58,487
Another tribe being
destroyed by deforestation.
286
00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:01,957
Kelly, let's try to stick
to what could help you.
287
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,493
Did you live with these people?
288
00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:05,494
Mm-hmm.
289
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:06,962
For three days.
290
00:14:06,963 --> 00:14:09,965
Three long fly-filled days.
291
00:14:09,966 --> 00:14:13,268
Is it o.K. For me
to tidy up the rest room?
292
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,559
Yeah. Go ahead, Joyce.
293
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,037
Dr. howser,
294
00:14:16,038 --> 00:14:19,559
why can't you figure out
what's wrong with me?
295
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,559
Well, you've been to some
pretty exotic places, Kelly.
296
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,560
You may have something that
we've never seen before.
297
00:14:25,561 --> 00:14:28,083
Just try to hang in there.
298
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:32,120
I'm not sure what else
you want me to tell you.
299
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,551
I told you what I ate and drank.
300
00:14:34,552 --> 00:14:36,124
Wait. Go back.
301
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,159
You said you drank
bottled water.
302
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,928
Did you bathe or swim?
303
00:14:39,929 --> 00:14:41,296
Didn't I tell you?
304
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,932
Your symptoms
are similar to a disease
305
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,200
called schistosomiasis.
306
00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,557
You can get it from swimming
in water with a parasite.
307
00:14:47,558 --> 00:14:49,906
Great. Why don't we
put that on your resume.
308
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,556
All through here.
309
00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:57,551
Well, you take care, sweetheart,
310
00:14:57,552 --> 00:14:59,551
I know how bad you feel.
311
00:14:59,552 --> 00:15:01,016
It was 40 years ago,
312
00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:03,151
but I still remember that rash...
313
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,122
Gave them to all my sisters.
314
00:15:09,557 --> 00:15:13,261
Would you excuse me
for a minute, please?
315
00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:15,552
Uh, Joyce?
316
00:15:15,553 --> 00:15:16,999
Joyce?
317
00:15:18,935 --> 00:15:21,551
Connie, you almost done here?
318
00:15:21,552 --> 00:15:22,552
Mm-mmm.
319
00:15:22,553 --> 00:15:24,307
Hey, no problem.
320
00:15:29,946 --> 00:15:32,554
Hi. Leave a message at the beep.
321
00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:35,317
Hi, Laura.
I know you're working,
322
00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:37,560
but I want to leave you
a message
323
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,889
so the first thing you
hear when you get home
324
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,857
will be my manly voice.
325
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:46,394
Anyway, I just wanted
to tell you that, um,
326
00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:47,560
after our talk,
327
00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:50,398
I'm feeling very
centered, very positive,
328
00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:51,367
you know,
329
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,868
'cause I understand now
that, um,
330
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,559
when two people become intimate,
331
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,339
there is no rule
332
00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:01,560
that says they got to spend every
minute together, you know?
333
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,879
I mean, healthy relationships
are built on trust.
334
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,349
I mean, it is perfectly natural
335
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:10,852
for you to have close,
intimate working relationships
336
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:13,088
with a male coworker...
337
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:14,889
Or two.
338
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,926
Anyway, I'm feeling
very good about us
339
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:18,927
and, um,
340
00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:20,996
just very centered,
341
00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:24,557
very connected to my inner
core of confidence.
342
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,871
But what about my boyfriend?
343
00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:32,173
Nick doesn't deserve you.
344
00:16:32,174 --> 00:16:33,341
You're right.
345
00:16:33,342 --> 00:16:37,413
You're much more of a man
than he is.
346
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,224
Aah!
347
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:04,406
See! I knew I wasn't
good enough to keep you.
348
00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:07,558
Why couldn't you just
admit that you... you...
349
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,946
You were taking a cpr class.
350
00:17:14,483 --> 00:17:15,552
Well, um...
351
00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:17,919
Don't... don't let me interrupt.
352
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,560
Carry on!
353
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,556
Friend of yours?
354
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:47,982
I guess that display
was pretty pathetic.
355
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,251
That was light-years
beyond pathetic.
356
00:17:50,252 --> 00:17:53,556
It was the salute, wasn't it?
357
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:58,460
I can't blame you for not
liking me right now.
358
00:17:58,461 --> 00:18:00,428
I don't like me right now.
359
00:18:00,429 --> 00:18:03,965
I wish there was something
else I could say to you
360
00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:06,434
to convince you
you're a terrific guy,
361
00:18:06,435 --> 00:18:08,970
but you don't
believe it yourself,
362
00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:10,554
and I can't keep trying.
363
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:15,560
You're... you're just
a little too nutty.
364
00:18:19,553 --> 00:18:21,484
I'm sorry.
365
00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:31,961
Dr. howser?
366
00:18:31,962 --> 00:18:35,497
Dr. canfield,
what can you tell us?
367
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:37,398
Please, please,
368
00:18:37,399 --> 00:18:39,367
I have a brief statement.
369
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,869
Then I'll take your questions.
370
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,404
One of the first things
they teach you
371
00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:44,873
in medical school
372
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,908
is when you see hoofprints,
373
00:18:46,909 --> 00:18:48,376
think horses, not zebras.
374
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,378
This means rule out the ordinary
375
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,551
before chasing
after the extraordinary.
376
00:18:52,552 --> 00:18:56,556
In my zeal to live up
to my status as a genius,
377
00:18:56,557 --> 00:19:01,055
I went off in search
of a few major zebras.
378
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,290
Uh, unfortunately,
379
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:05,326
it contributed
to a variety of rumors,
380
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:07,295
and I apologize for that.
381
00:19:07,296 --> 00:19:10,098
Kelly Phillips has the measles.
382
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:11,066
What?
383
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,234
The measles? That's it?
384
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,236
What took you so long?
385
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,238
Well, I've never seen
measles before.
386
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,556
Actually, neither have
most doctors.
387
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,209
An aggressive immunization
campaign in the late fifties
388
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,978
pretty much eradicated
measles in this country,
389
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:26,481
but Kelly is part
of a growing epidemic
390
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:28,917
of people whose
immunity has waned
391
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,285
since childhood
392
00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:32,987
due to a less-than-effective
batch of vaccines.
393
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,555
If you're around Kelly's age,
394
00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:37,892
we'd be happy to revaccinate
you here at eastman
395
00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:39,227
free of charge.
396
00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:40,554
The credit for the diagnosis
397
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:43,965
should go to one of our
housekeepers, Joyce...
398
00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:47,468
So, vin, did I look like
a complete idiot?
399
00:19:47,469 --> 00:19:49,504
Oh, you were wonderful, doog.
400
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:51,560
I'm very happy for you.
401
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,558
I'm sorry about Laura, vin.
402
00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:57,245
Yeah, well, you should be sorry.
403
00:19:57,246 --> 00:20:01,316
You failed to mention that after
my first sexual experience,
404
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:03,918
I'd be temporarily insane.
405
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:07,256
Somehow I don't think that
would have stopped you.
406
00:20:08,257 --> 00:20:09,924
Oh, good point.
407
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,893
What was I thinking of?
408
00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:14,429
Vin, you've been through a lot
409
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,864
these past few months...
410
00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:19,367
Moving out, your house being
sold, your parents' divorce.
411
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:22,103
That's enough to make
anyone a little insecure.
412
00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:25,206
Yeah, I guess you're right.
413
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:29,043
I mean, it's kind of hard to
trust a six-week relationship
414
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:32,080
after watching one that
lasted 30 years fall apart.
415
00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:33,882
You should talk to someone.
416
00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:35,149
I'm talking to you.
417
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,385
No, I'm talking about
a professional.
418
00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,454
What, you mean like a shrink?
419
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:42,223
You should try
and work this thing out.
420
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:43,557
I don't know, doog.
421
00:20:43,558 --> 00:20:45,554
It seems kind of drastic.
422
00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:48,429
A lot of kids our age
go to therapists.
423
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:50,431
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
424
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,901
Maybe I could call
that Dr. Greenberg guy.
425
00:20:52,902 --> 00:20:54,903
Maybe he'd cut me a break,
426
00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:57,006
seeing as I'm your friend.
427
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,476
You know, doog,
428
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,512
life is so full
of those bitter ironies.
429
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,481
I mean, think about it.
430
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,483
If I hadn't been with Laura,
431
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,952
I might still be with Laura.
432
00:21:10,953 --> 00:21:12,854
I'm not a casual-sex guy.
433
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,560
I'm more of a commitment guy.
434
00:21:14,561 --> 00:21:18,359
I just pray I don't have
to wait another 19 years
435
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,962
before I get to commit again.
436
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:23,465
Say a little prayer
for me, will you, doog?
437
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:28,065
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