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What are you doing
with that fiddle
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and those flies?
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I'm observing the reaction
on the common housefly
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of the chromatic scale.
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I never get tired
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of these Sherlock Holmes films.
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Dr. Watson's like
a cuddly Teddy bear
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I hug before I go to sleep.
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I can do cuddly.
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I can eclipse cuddly.
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I can do snuggly.
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Well, it's late.
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I've got an early
shift tomorrow.
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Me, too.
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You don't have to walk me out.
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My car's right in front.
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Oh, well. So much
for the age of chivalry.
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What? I'll be fine.
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Well, thanks for tonight.
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I had a great time.
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This is becoming a habit.
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Well, nurse Faber,
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how about we follow up with
some Springsteen tickets
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tomorrow night
at the sports arena?
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I'd love to, but I can't.
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I have plans.
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Can't you change them?
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We're talking about
Bruce Springsteen.
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This is New Jersey's
favorite son,
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the boss, Bruce.
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Doogie, I have a date.
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A date?
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That's fine. No problem.
I understand.
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Who can blame you?
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Who can blame him?
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Well...
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Could we get together
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later in the week?
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That's fine, fine.
Wednesday. Thursday.
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Uh, later.
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O.K.
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Well, see you at work.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Oh, Mr. Holmes, i...
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I'm so frightened.
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What are you frightened of?
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Murder.
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Sit down, miss Brandon.
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Now, suppose you tell us
all about it.
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Well, this came for
my brother Lloyd
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in the post two days ago.
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What do you make
of this, Watson?
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Huh?
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Why, these words
were cut from a magazine
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and glued to the page.
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What a comfort it is
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knowing you're around
to state the obvious.
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I received these others.
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There's a Mr. howser
to see you, sir.
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Douglas?
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If I'm not mistaken,
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"doctor" is the correct
nomenclature.
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A surgeon, I believe.
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Why, yes. How ever did you know?
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When a gentleman walks in
smelling of iodoform,
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with nitrate of silver
on his forefinger,
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the deduction is simple.
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Miss Faber is
obviously a co-worker.
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She carries a similar scent,
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though she's
cleverly disguised it
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with a pleasant perfume.
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Nuit de Paris, is it not?
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Why, yes. Yes, it is.
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Amazing.
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Elementary, my dear Watson.
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Douglas, I thought you'd
gone on to the hospital.
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I noticed you left
your purse in the carriage.
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Oh, thank you, Douglas.
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What on earth would
I do without you?
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As you see, Mr. Holmes,
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these horrid letters
have me most distracted.
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If any man in england
can help you,
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it's Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
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I'm sure it's a prank,
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but miss Faber insisted
upon seeing you.
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Her peace of mind
is worth any price.
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I must get back.
Pleasure to meet you.
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Michele.
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If I take your case,
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you must be honest with me.
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Of course.
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Are you and...
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Dr. howser
romantically involved?
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Well, we have an understanding.
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We enjoy each other's company
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and yet also enjoy the freedom
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to see others.
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How very liberated.
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Oh, really, Dr. Watson,
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this is the nineties.
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It's perfectly acceptable
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for women to lead a more
independent lifestyle,
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although admittedly
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my confidence
has been rather shaken.
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Yes, I'm sure it has.
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Thankfully, since this
terrible business began,
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Dr. howser has been
my constant companion.
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Is there anyone
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who might want to hurt you?
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Good heavens, no.
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Uh, uh, someone at the,
uh, hospital, perhaps?
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A patient, co-worker?
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Someone with a grudge?
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Someone with a limp?
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Someone with both?
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That's enough, Watson.
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Please, Mr. Holmes,
you must help me.
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All right, miss Faber.
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We'll take your case.
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Join us for tea, won't you?
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Well, Watson, the game's afoot.
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Hmm?
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Oh, yes.
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Quite a bewitching foot it is.
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So, anybody do anything
exciting this weekend?
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Michael and I drove
to Santa Barbara.
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How about you, curly?
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Same old thing.
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Got a haircut,
got my car washed,
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got engaged.
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What?
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Excuse me?
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Bob asked me to marry him.
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Oh!
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Congratulations!
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I'm so happy for you.
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Look at my ring.
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I'm surprised you can
even lift your hand.
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Curly and Dr. Whitman
are engaged.
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Look.
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Wow.
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I'm really happy for you, curly.
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I can hardly believe it.
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It happened so... Fast.
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You've been seeing
him six months.
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They were six very fast months.
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Oh, here he is!
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Congratulations.
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Mary told you the good news.
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Mary?
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Did you think I was named
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after one of the three stooges?
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Have you set a date?
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Sometime this winter.
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I've got a two-week
time share in Aspen.
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We can check out some property.
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Never too early to think
about retirement.
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Honey, aren't we
a little young for that?
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You're right. We'll put
our money in an ira.
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Not only is she smart,
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but she's practical
and hardworking.
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And she has good teeth.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Doogie.
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Bob, all the happiness
in the world.
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Well, thank you, but
I've already got it
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right here with Mary.
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There's just so many
things to think about.
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Should we have
an afternoon wedding
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and have it outside,
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or at night
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because it's classier?
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Then there's my dress.
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And the food.
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What do you think of rumaki?
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Too salty.
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Congratulations, curly.
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Dr. Whitman's a catch,
don't you think, doogie?
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Yeah.
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Please. You'll bowl me over
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with your enthusiasm.
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No. I think Bob's a nice guy.
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See you.
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Nice?
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As in, gee, what nice
weather we're having?
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Not too cold, not too hot...
Nice.
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You don't like Bob, do you?
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I like Bob fine.
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O.K. Sometimes
I find Bob a little dry.
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How can you say that?
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Have you ever seen him
outside the hospital?
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Bob happens to be a lot of fun.
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If you're happy, I'm happy.
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I'm happier than I've ever been
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in my whole damn life.
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Bob is...
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A really nice guy
who cares about me.
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And if that's not
good enough for you,
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too bad.
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God, are you arrogant.
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Let me get this straight.
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You're giving me
these Springsteen tickets?
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The concert starts at 8:00.
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You have my blessing.
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Just a second. I thought
you were taking Michele.
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Huh?
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I believe your exact words were,
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"once Bruce sings hungry heart,
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she'll melt like hot
fudge in a microwave."
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Michele won't be
able to make it.
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Why not?
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Um, uh, she has
another date, o.K.?
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Yes, thank you. I'm open-minded.
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Did it occur to you
to take somebody else?
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Vin, I'm tired.
I had a busy week.
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Plus I have to...
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Wash your hair?
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I'm not making excuses.
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Doog, you have reached the
nirvana of bachelorhood.
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I mean, you're dating
this great woman,
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plus you're free to see others.
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A banquet is spread before you,
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but you're not partaking
of the female buffet.
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So what?
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Doesn't it bother you
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that Michele's out
with some other guy?
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Not in the least.
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There will be times
when I'm on a date
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and Michele will be at home.
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It's a two-way street
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whether I decide
to drive it or not.
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Oh. Well...
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Uh, a daring metaphor,
but, uh, crap.
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Your lips are saying
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you're cool with
this arrangement,
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but your actions say
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that you've got
the hungry heart.
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Thanks for the tickets.
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I'll bring you a t-shirt.
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Bruce, Bruce, Bruce,
Bruce, Bruce!
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Bruce...
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I say, Holmes,
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are you still looking
at miss Faber's letter?
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Allow me to congratulate you
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on a brilliant bit of deduction.
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If you ask me,
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miss Faber would have
fewer worries
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if she didn't insist
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on being one of these
dashed modern girls.
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How can cupid strike
when she's gamboling about?
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Nonsense, Watson.
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Miss Faber is an independent,
sensible young woman.
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Her arrangement with Dr. howser
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is perfectly suited for
a young person's needs.
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Come in, Mrs. Hudson.
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Your dinner, gentlemen.
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Oop.
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Mrs. Hudson,
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and may I say
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that's a fetching frock
you're wearing?
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Get away with you, you bad man.
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Ho ho ho ho!
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Sorry.
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Egria pulp,
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rag content, zero,
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12-pound weight,
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m.S. Watermark.
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Aha! Just as I thought.
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Dear Watson,
I've solved the case.
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What? Already?
274
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How do you know?
275
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I'm Sherlock Holmes.
276
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We haven't a moment to lose.
277
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Dear Watson, one moment.
278
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If you'll open the door,
279
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you'll find miss Faber's
saved us a trip.
280
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What?
281
00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:40,370
Mr. Holmes.
282
00:12:40,371 --> 00:12:42,370
Oh, miss Faber. Delighted.
283
00:12:43,226 --> 00:12:44,366
Dr. howser,
284
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:46,366
I suggest you see your cobbler.
285
00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,365
I believe there's a nail
286
00:12:48,366 --> 00:12:51,365
stuck in the heel
of your left boot.
287
00:12:51,366 --> 00:12:54,303
Mr. Holmes,
I've found another note.
288
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,272
Michele, Mr. Holmes is busy.
289
00:12:57,273 --> 00:12:59,207
He hasn't time for nonsense.
290
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:01,243
Hardly nonsense, I think.
291
00:13:01,244 --> 00:13:04,145
Miss Faber, I agreed
to take your case,
292
00:13:04,146 --> 00:13:07,182
and I've brought it to a
successful conclusion.
293
00:13:07,183 --> 00:13:10,018
Yes. We know who the culprit is.
294
00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:12,154
Would you like
to tell her, Watson?
295
00:13:14,123 --> 00:13:16,992
Oh, no, no, no.
You go right ahead.
296
00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:20,367
The author of these notes
is a man...
297
00:13:20,368 --> 00:13:24,165
Intelligent, ingenious,
but pitifully insecure.
298
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,935
I had nothing to do with it!
299
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,373
Not you, Watson.
300
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,366
The man who sent these letters
301
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:34,310
is Dr. Douglas howser.
302
00:13:48,257 --> 00:13:50,226
Go away.
303
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,372
I am so tired,
304
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:55,372
I could sleep until July.
305
00:13:55,373 --> 00:13:58,266
And miss your wedding?
306
00:13:58,267 --> 00:13:59,369
Yeah.
307
00:14:03,239 --> 00:14:05,370
Doogie, did you ever
want something so much,
308
00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:10,371
you lose sight of what
you're giving up for it?
309
00:14:10,372 --> 00:14:12,847
I'm not sure what you mean.
310
00:14:12,848 --> 00:14:14,149
Last night,
311
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:17,185
Bob and I were
eating on the patio
312
00:14:17,186 --> 00:14:18,373
at this restaurant,
313
00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:22,157
when this baby raccoon
ran under the table.
314
00:14:22,158 --> 00:14:24,326
It was incredibly cute.
315
00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:27,295
So I took some fish off my plate
316
00:14:27,296 --> 00:14:29,764
and put it on the ground.
317
00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:33,301
The raccoon picked up
the fish in its paw
318
00:14:33,302 --> 00:14:35,368
and ate it.
319
00:14:35,369 --> 00:14:38,368
So I looked deep into Bob's eyes
320
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:40,241
to share it with him,
321
00:14:40,242 --> 00:14:42,310
and he said, "really, Mary."
322
00:14:42,311 --> 00:14:44,145
"Don't you know in 1991,
323
00:14:44,146 --> 00:14:47,882
3,079 raccoons tested
positive for rabies?"
324
00:14:47,883 --> 00:14:50,374
Not everyone's a nature lover.
325
00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:55,256
I love Bob,
326
00:14:55,257 --> 00:14:59,160
but... Am I in love with him?
327
00:14:59,161 --> 00:15:01,329
I think what I'm in love with
328
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,368
is the idea of getting married.
329
00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:08,370
No, I'm in love with the idea
330
00:15:08,371 --> 00:15:10,374
of not being single.
331
00:15:13,075 --> 00:15:16,711
There's a quote by mallet...
332
00:15:16,712 --> 00:15:19,881
"I have every reason
to love you.
333
00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:24,019
What I lack is the unreason."
334
00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:28,857
Doogie, don't ever let your mind
335
00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,325
talk you into something
336
00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:32,370
your heart can't live with.
337
00:16:07,196 --> 00:16:10,370
Hi. It's doogie.
I can't come to the phone.
338
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:13,374
Please leave a message,
and I'll call you back.
339
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,737
Thanks.
340
00:16:15,704 --> 00:16:17,172
Hi, doogie. It's Michele.
341
00:16:17,173 --> 00:16:18,673
You're still not home?
342
00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:20,373
Hello.
343
00:16:20,374 --> 00:16:22,143
Oh, well.
344
00:16:22,144 --> 00:16:25,747
I hope you had a good time
at the concert.
345
00:16:25,748 --> 00:16:28,750
I'm still up
if you want to call.
346
00:16:28,751 --> 00:16:32,254
Speak to you soon, I hope. Bye.
347
00:16:32,988 --> 00:16:34,373
Douglas, how could you?
348
00:16:34,374 --> 00:16:37,368
A classic crime
of passion, miss Faber.
349
00:16:37,369 --> 00:16:38,927
Intellectually,
Dr. howser agreed
350
00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:41,296
to this open arrangement
of yours,
351
00:16:41,297 --> 00:16:44,732
but he couldn't cope
with it emotionally.
352
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,234
Ergo, he devised a plan
353
00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:48,370
to frighten you into his arms
354
00:16:48,371 --> 00:16:49,938
so he'd have you exclusively.
355
00:16:49,939 --> 00:16:51,239
That's absurd.
356
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,365
Is it?
357
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:55,143
This paper used
to write the note
358
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,373
is a peculiar kind
359
00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:59,113
sold only
at marks & Spencer,
360
00:16:59,114 --> 00:17:01,216
across from
St. Bartholomew's hospital,
361
00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:02,684
where you are employed.
362
00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:04,686
When I examined the typography,
363
00:17:04,687 --> 00:17:07,368
I discovered the words
glued to this page
364
00:17:07,369 --> 00:17:09,724
were snipped from the lancet,
365
00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:11,926
a medical journal.
366
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:14,262
Could be any number of doctors.
367
00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:15,964
True, but you'll notice
368
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:18,800
these last two words...
Grave danger...
369
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:20,268
Were clipped together.
370
00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:22,303
Their cut marks angle upward,
371
00:17:22,304 --> 00:17:23,771
indicating they were made
372
00:17:23,772 --> 00:17:25,740
by small, left-handed scissors.
373
00:17:25,741 --> 00:17:27,369
Nail clippers, I think.
374
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:30,369
You are left-handed,
are you not?
375
00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:32,370
Great Scott, Holmes.
376
00:17:32,371 --> 00:17:35,366
You're the wisest man
I've ever known.
377
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,371
Yes. Yes, I am.
378
00:17:37,372 --> 00:17:39,020
Michele...
379
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:41,055
Please try to forgive me.
380
00:17:41,056 --> 00:17:42,891
Try to understand
381
00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:45,827
I just simply couldn't
control my feelings.
382
00:17:45,828 --> 00:17:48,897
Why, the thought of
you with another man
383
00:17:48,898 --> 00:17:50,365
drove me mad.
384
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:52,834
Doogie, if you
couldn't handle it,
385
00:17:52,835 --> 00:17:55,270
you should have just told me.
386
00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:57,366
Well, I thought I could.
387
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,040
So...
388
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,372
Now you're saying
389
00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:03,374
you don't want me
to see other people?
390
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,371
Well... Yeah.
391
00:18:06,282 --> 00:18:07,367
Wow.
392
00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:10,786
I guess you're ready
to get serious.
393
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,721
I'll give up my apartment
394
00:18:13,722 --> 00:18:15,690
and move in with you.
395
00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:17,926
That's too fast for me.
396
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:20,374
So what is it that you want?
397
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:23,370
Well, in a perfect world,
398
00:18:23,371 --> 00:18:24,966
you'd only see me,
399
00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:27,902
and I'd be able
to see other people.
400
00:18:27,903 --> 00:18:29,871
Then I wouldn't be jealous
401
00:18:29,872 --> 00:18:32,941
and worry about our
relationship being too serious.
402
00:18:32,942 --> 00:18:35,372
Now, that is an
enlightened attitude.
403
00:18:36,745 --> 00:18:40,849
O.K. I want us to see
each other exclusively.
404
00:18:41,817 --> 00:18:44,365
But that's too fast for me.
405
00:18:44,366 --> 00:18:46,287
All I'm ready for now
406
00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:48,256
is the relationship we have.
407
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,258
I... i can't handle that, Michele.
408
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:53,128
It has to be all or nothing.
409
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:59,369
I really hope we can
still be friends.
410
00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:04,374
It's important to me.
411
00:19:06,008 --> 00:19:08,374
Yeah. Sure.
412
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,374
We can go bowling together.
413
00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:43,946
414
00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:59,374
Really, Holmes, must you
really scratch away at that?
415
00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:02,368
What are you up to now?
416
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:07,135
I'm testing the effects of bach's
partita number 2 in d minor
417
00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:10,365
on the mating cycle
of the common housefly.
418
00:20:10,366 --> 00:20:11,367
Oh?
419
00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:13,808
Good god.
420
00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:17,246
I had no idea flies did that.
421
00:20:34,369 --> 00:20:38,369
What do you think will become
of miss Faber and Dr. howser?
422
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:42,003
With luck, they'll learn something
from this regrettable affair.
423
00:20:42,004 --> 00:20:44,972
A lesson to all young people...
424
00:20:44,973 --> 00:20:48,309
Too much latitude,
not enough commitment.
425
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:53,181
Yes, I suppose modern freedoms can
be both a blessing and a curse.
426
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:56,250
It's appalling. Men
driven to desperate means,
427
00:20:56,251 --> 00:20:58,319
independent women.
428
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,723
Nonsense, Watson. We've
only seen the beginning.
429
00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:03,725
I foresee in the future
430
00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:06,368
the independent woman
will rise to new heights,
431
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:10,765
reject old ideas,
earn her own wages,
432
00:21:10,766 --> 00:21:12,100
possibly even vote.
433
00:21:12,101 --> 00:21:15,036
Really, Holmes,
you may be a genius,
434
00:21:15,037 --> 00:21:17,375
but as a fortuneteller,
you're an absolute bust.
435
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,276
Perhaps you're right,
dear fellow.
436
00:21:25,814 --> 00:21:27,368
Perhaps you're right.
437
00:21:27,418 --> 00:21:31,968
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