All language subtitles for Doogie Howser MD s04e15 My Father Have To Do It.eng

How long has this food been
sitting out here like this?

Afternoon, Dr. horschlauer.

Why do you think there's so much
diarrhea in developing nations?

Is this a quiz?

Bacteria multiplies quickly
when food is a landing pad

for everything with six legs.

This is supposed
to be a hospital.

Bad day at the office, doctor?

I don't want to talk about it.

So, you think the bulls
are going to three-peat?

I've got a chickenpox epidemic.

I've got mothers screaming at
me about the new hep "b" shot,

and now I've got a female
resident who's decided

that this is a good time
for her to get pregnant.

Let me buy you lunch.

Maybe you should think
about taking a vacation.

There's no vacation for
the head of family medicine.

They find you. They beep you.
They hunt you down.

Ranitidine.

I'm working on my last yard
of healthy intestine.

The chow mein was a mistake.

Great. That's what I got.

Dr. horschlauer?

Brian?

Surprise! Surprise!

Happy housewarming, son.

Happy new house.

You...

He didn't know.

All right.

Doog, cool place, man.

Thanks.

Here's a surgical
instrument for you.

It's kind of my den
of iniquity to be.

Let's open the champagne.

This is my present.

Mine's here.

Ooh, chateau nonalcoholic, '92.

A stellar year, I'm told.

I thought your father
was coming.

The old man doesn't get
out much these days,

not since the big bust-up.

Vinnie's parents are kind of
going their separate ways.

You can say it.

They're getting
a divorce. The big "d."

The old man's become one
with his barcolounger,

just sits there watching
reality programming.

He's already identified one
of America's most wanted.

Dad?

Sorry we're late.

Lorre couldn't decide
what to wear.

I don't know why.

Everything looks
beautiful on her.

Whoa!

You've got some
real rocks up here.

Are you in construction?

No. I'm a doctor.

Oh, they're the worst.

Has anyone ever talked to you

about stretching or yoga?

That's it. Let it out.

She knows all this stuff.

She works for a chiropractor.
That's how we met.

Carmine had knots
the size of a poodle.

I had to walk on his back.

You'll like this joke.

When I first met lorre,
she walked all over me.

That was a joke, Vincent.

I'm laughing on the inside.

Tell them what else you do.

Pore minimizing?

It's just something
I do on the side.

I make hats for cats.

Did you ever think about
going around to a hospital

and giving massages?

I'll put in a good word.

That's a brilliant idea.

Do you mind if I just
give my card to everyone?

Here.

"Lorre mercatanti."

Lorre.

Oh. "Massage therapist
and voice trainer."

It's just something
I do on the side.

It's amazing she finds time
to pick up married men.

Vincent!

Why don't you show me
doogie's powder room?

Look, Vinnie,
whatever beef you got,

you got with me.

O.K., here's the beef...
You're pathetic.

Your divorce isn't even final,

and you're parading around with
some love connection reject.

Don't talk this way.

I think Vinnie's still adjusting

to his father's new situation.

Carmine said he's
a very sensitive boy.

She's a tootsie!

She's got more silicone in her

than an IBM compatible!

And observant, too.

I'm your father, and
I deserve your respect.

Hey!

Hey, come back here
and say you're sorry!

Forget it!

If anybody owes
an apology, it's you.

You turned our family
into a joke!

You're a little off
your game today, Ben.

My goal was just to be
standing at the end.

You work too hard.

Tell me about it.

Of course it doesn't help

when your head of family
medicine expires on duty.

Oh, yes. Dr. horschlauer.

How old was he?

55.

Now I'm going to
have to find someone

with years of family
practice experience,

whom I trust completely,

and who's interested in
hospital work and teaching.

Know anyone like that, David?

Are you offering me a job?

Actually, I'm groveling.

I'm flattered.

I don't want you
to be flattered.

I want you to say yes.

You mean until he finds
someone permanent.

No. I'd be it. I'd take
over horschlauer's job.

That's quite a compliment
coming from Ben.

Too bad you can't take it.

Why can't I do it?

Well, dad, you have
your practice.

My practice...

Bursitis, acne, shin splints.

The most exhilarating
experience I've had all year

was your calling me in
on that child abuse case.

That was one day. Working
at a teaching hospital

is not exhilarating
on a regular basis.

It's tiring, it's tense,
it's stressful.

Douglas, do you have a problem
with this on a personal basis?

Personally, I think
it's a great idea.

You can be honest with me, son.

Douglas, can I see you a moment?

In a minute, dad.

That's your father?

Is he doing a good job here?

Well, it's not terrible.

I just think you should look
at this from all sides.

Katherine, do you
have any thoughts?

Well, I think you'd have a profound
impact at the hospital, David.

Yes. Oh, this is
Dr. Douglas howser.

I'm very pleased
to meet you, sir.

I happen to think
you're the best chairman

the a.M.A. Has ever had.

Our head of family medicine Dr.
David howser.

Oh, this is our patient advocate Mrs.
Katherine howser.

The little woman.

Got her where you can
keep an eye on her, huh?

But I think doogie's
got a good point.

You're not getting
any younger, David.

Do you really need the stress?

I don't want
to see you face-down

in a bowl of chicken chow mein.

Do you, mom?

God forbid.

You two have given me
a lot to think about.

We're just concerned
about you, dad.

Yes. I must be
the luckiest man alive

to have the benefit of my family's
caring, selfless insight.

Really, I'm touched.

Excuse me.

I don't know about that
third period professor.

Doesn't look like he's been
to the movies in 25 years.

Maybe he doesn't know about
senior citizen discounts.

Hey, vin, you coming?

I'll catch up later.

O.K. Whatever.

Vincent!

Cassie, wait up.

What are you doing here?

I thought I'd take you out for

whatever kids go
out for these days.

One of those father-son things.

Which we never did when we
lived in the same house.

Vincent, don't take that tone.

I wasn't always there for you.

I'm trying to make up for it.

Lorre taught me you have
to live in the now.

Why don't you go
live in lorre's now?

We got nothing to say.

You got a dozen reasons
for being mad at me,

but we may never get another
chance to work this out.

You should have thought of that
before you went to the chiropractor.

Come on.

Stevie, wait up!

- I was...
- Excuse me.

I was hoping we could have a
quiet moment to discuss this.

I haven't had a quiet moment
since the late seventies.

I want to discuss this job.

I have a problem
with the family.

There are two words I don't want
to hear... problem and family.

They're against me working here.

I just don't feel right
going against their wishes.

People, this is a hospital.

Can we have a little decorum?

I have to state my position.

I could file a grievance
against this hospital.

I'm having a breakdown.
I worked for this?

No one's going to have
a breakdown before me.

You, speak.

Dr. canfield, we feel as a group that Dr.
Newman should fulfill

her obligations as a member
of the team or resign.

You'd rather I risk my baby's life
by sucking in anesthesia gases.

You should've sucked in some
birth control pills, penny.

Oh, for god's sakes.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to...

No. No. No.

Well, I don't think
there's any call

for that kind of remark, doctor.

It was insulting
and unprofessional.

Who's this?

Dr. David howser,
my first choice

as the new head
of family medicine.

You were saying, Dr. howser?

Well... Actually,
you seem to be the one

who needs to get
something off your chest.

A pregnancy during your
second year of residency

is a little ill-timed.

Obviously, the zygote
didn't stop to ask your opinion.

The reality is

we are called upon
to perform as physicians

within the constrictions
of real life.

This week...
Dr. Newman is pregnant.

Next week you may have an ulcer.

At some point in life,
we all need help.

You have chosen
the noblest profession,

and it requires noble behavior.

Dr. Briggs, you are obviously
in need of some sleep.

Who can cover for him
for the next few hours?

I finished all my clinic work.

The rest of you make a list
of sedentary tasks

that Dr. Newman can perform.

Give her the tedious stuff.

Get her to fill out
your tax forms.

As for your ankles,

I'm sure you've reduced
the salt in your diet.

I will.

David...

Perhaps this is the time
for that quiet moment.

Excuse me.

Vinnie, will you open
the elevator?

What, do I live here?

Aah!

Lorre.

Come in.

Hi, Vinnie.

I went to your school
and tried to find you.

I figured you'd be here.

You went around my school

and said to people I might know,

"I'm looking
for Vinnie delpino."

Actually, I couldn't find anybody
who had ever heard of you.

I don't know about this
venice lifestyle, doog.

Any kook off the street
can just wander in here.

- Vinnie.
- It's o.K.

I understand you don't like me,

and that's fine with me.

It's your father
I'm worrying about.

He's hurting, Vinnie.

Uh, excuse me.

I'm just gonna go, um...

To the other side of the room.

Like you can't hear from there?
Sit down.

It's hard to think of your
father being with someone else.

You don't know anything.

My parents fought a lot,
but they had something.

They were married for 34 years.

Now he's just thrown
that in the dumpster

and started acting like
some geriatric lothario.

Your father is still
a very attractive man.

Lady, don't even
start down that road.

Vinnie, tell me about Janine.

How do you know about Janine?

You two went out for
a long time, right?

I don't want to talk
about Janine.

She'd make 10 of you.

You're still fond
of her, aren't you?

We didn't break up 'cause
we didn't like each other.

Maybe that's what happened
with your parents.

His dating me

doesn't take away from all
their years together.

Your father devoted
20 years of his life

making sure you had everything
you needed, Vinnie.

A lot of what you
are is owed to him.

Maybe what's easy for you

isn't the most
important thing anymore.

Think about it.

We're seeing a lot
of you lately.

That oven there is functioning,
isn't it?

Mom invited me.

I made too much pot roast.

How was work?

Fine. I saw three
sinus infections.

It was a big mucus day.

Dad... You know, David...

Your turn.

I think doogie has something
to discuss with you.

You know, mom, you're
better at this than I am.

Go ahead.

Please, someone speak.

Well, dad, um...

On reflection, um...

I think you should take the job.

What job?

The hospital job.

Oh, that job.

I have to agree with him, David.

The way you handled those
residents yesterday was so deft.

Everyone was incredibly
impressed.

Douglas...

What route did
your thoughts take?

Well, I agree.

You're great with people,

and you're really
a good physician.

Good? I think you have
to be more than good

to do this job.

You're a great physician,
dad. You're brilliant.

Well?

Oh, I don't know.

I don't want to end up
face-down in my lunch.

I was just saying
that stuff because...

Because why?

Oh, because we're selfishly
thinking about our own needs

and completely ignoring yours.

Well, I would've tap-danced
a little faster,

but that's basically it, yeah.

Well, I don't think
you need to worry.

The family is where we get
to exhibit our worst sides,

knowing that we're going
to be loved anyway.

I know. You've let me
do that plenty of times.

So, you want to call
Dr. canfield now?

I think I'll have seconds.

You know, sometimes
something is so good,

you just can't get enough.

You'll be delighted
to know, by the way,

I made up with my dad.

Yep. We hugged. We cried.

We slapped each other
on the back.

Really?

No, of course not.
I said to him,

"it's your life.
You do what you want."

He said, "thanks.
You're in my chair."

It was a touching moment as
delpino family moments go.

You know, that lorre...

I guess she's just not
your average masseuse

cum voice trainer
cum cat-hat maker.

Speaking of family moments,

I'll be having more
than my fair share.

Dad's going to take
that job at the hospital.

Oh, man.

Fathers... you invest
so much faith in them.

In the end, they do just
what they want to do anyway.

Yep. Middle-agers,
they're a handful.

Don't you just love
Angela lansbury?

We're finished.

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