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Ew, these shrimp stink.
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Get these puppies on ice.
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I've invited nine people.
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Counting me, that's
five men and five women.
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Assuming men eat more than women
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and considering there'll
also be stuffed mushrooms,
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brie, and assorted crudites,
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I figure each man will
consume nine jumbo shrimp,
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women six.
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That's 15 shrimp
per couple, 75 total.
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At $12 for 10, that's $90.
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Just within my food budget.
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You're planning
a new year's Eve party,
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not the invasion of normandy.
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I'm on a very tight budget.
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Owning your own place
is very expensive.
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Last week I spent $120
having my drain snaked.
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I hope you're feeling better.
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Why not serve up
pizzas and sodas?
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I want my new year's Eve party
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to be classy, sophisticated,
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not a high school puke fest.
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There is nothing wrong
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with a good
old-fashioned puke fest.
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We should respect our roots.
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What?
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Ahem.
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Ohh!
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Don't come near me.
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I have a gun.
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Where?
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Me? What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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I rented this place six
months ago from Harold Bailey
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from December 15th
to January 15th
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for $1,500.
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I bought this place
from Harold in October.
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He can't do that.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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There's a nice hotel
down the street.
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I could call.
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Oh, no. I'm not leaving.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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No, I'm not.
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I have a lease.
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It's in here somewhere.
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Um...
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Here it is.
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"Under landlord-tenant law,
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"this lease is in full effect
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and can't be vitiated
by sale to the new owner."
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Don't tell me. You're a lawyer.
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No. I dated one.
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I'm a model.
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Whoa!
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I knew I recognized you.
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You're the, uh...
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The relentless girl
from the commercial, huh?
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Yeah.
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Phoebe hale.
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Wow, I can't believe this.
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This is... doog!
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This is the relentless
perfume girl
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from the commercial.
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She's standing right here.
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I can see that, Vinnie.
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What are you doing here?
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I hate New York in the winter.
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It's freezing, and
the traffic is such a pain.
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Excuse me, miss relentless.
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This is all very nice,
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but you really can't stay here.
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Fine. Just give me
my $1,500, and I'm gone.
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15... i don't have $1,500.
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Why don't we just be roommates?
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I don't want a roomma...
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If I wanted a roommate,
I'd get a dog.
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Excuse us.
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I'll be outside.
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O.K.
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Are you out of your mind?
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This is why you moved to venice,
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so someone like her could
stroll into your life.
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I didn't ask her
to stroll into my life.
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I happen to enjoy my privacy,
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and I'm happy living on my own.
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Excuse me. Could one of you
toss me the sunblock?
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Thanks.
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Could somebody help us?
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You all right?
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I must have taken
too much Insulin.
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Let's get him in here.
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Thanks.
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Get me a blood sugar,
start an I.V.,
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and get me a syringe
of 50% glucose.
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Right away.
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We were fishing off the pier,
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and he got dizzy suddenly.
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He said to bring him here.
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There you go.
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What the heck is that?
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A shunt. Works on dialysis.
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It's nothing, jer.
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I got diabetes.
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It screwed up my kidneys.
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I'm waiting
on a kidney transplant.
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You didn't tell me
you were sick.
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We've only known
each other for four days.
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What was I going to say?
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"I'm Burt. Happen to have an extra
kidney in your tackle box?"
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Try to relax.
I'll be right back.
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O.K., doc.
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Burt, don't you need to
pick up your kid at school?
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I'll get her for you.
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That's o.K., Jerry.
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She's got
soccer practice anyway,
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but thanks, o.K.?
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Are you available?
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Love your place.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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I called Harold
to get your money back,
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but he's at a sweat lodge
somewhere in new Mexico.
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Oh, a sweat lodge.
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Cool.
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Hey, what do you say
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we go out for some falafel?
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Thanks anyway, but tonight's
my bill-paying night.
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Really?
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You have a bill-paying night?
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The last Sunday of each month.
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Don't tell me. You have
laundry night, too.
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Wednesdays. Something
wrong with that?
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Look, forget I said anything.
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Sorry I interrupted your, um,
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bill-paying ritual.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
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People like you kill me.
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You succeed in spite
of yourself through luck.
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You're getting upset again.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Where would you be if
you weren't so beautiful?
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Where would you be
if you weren't a genius?
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This is pointless.
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I'm going to sleep.
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Fine.
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I hope you're not
doing this for my sake.
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I'm a model.
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I undress in front of
strangers all the time.
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Your mother must be so proud.
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I'm doing this for me
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so I can pretend
you're not here.
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O.K.
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Good night.
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Hey, Dr. howser.
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How you doing, Burt?
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Any dizziness since yesterday?
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I'm o.K. I feel fine.
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Good.
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Everybody decent?
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Jerry?
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Thought I'd see
how you're doing.
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I'm o.K.
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Uh... Come on in.
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You can see how they
clean my blood.
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It's like an oil change.
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You remember Dr. howser.
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Look, i... i can't stay.
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I've been doing
a lot of thinking
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about your problem...
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Needing a new kidney.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, if you want it,
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I'll give you one of mine.
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Wait... wait...
Wait a minute, Jerry.
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Look, we fished together
a few times.
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Now, why would you want
to give me a kidney?
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I just think it's
the right thing to do.
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Well, let's not put the
cart before the horse.
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There's still a lot
of tests to run
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even to see if Jerry's
kidney's a match.
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Plus you'll want to see
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one of our hospital
psychiatrists.
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I'm not crazy, doc.
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I'll do whatever
you want me to do.
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Now I got to get back to work.
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Burt's got my number.
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I'll see you later.
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Oh, my god. What has she
done to my place?
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I want this loft the way it was.
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Wait a minute. Just
give it a chance.
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You might feel different.
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I spent two months
working on the floor plan.
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I don't want to feel different.
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I'll move it back.
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Good.
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Can you give me a hand?
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Oh, by the way, Janine called.
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She says she can't make it
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to your new year's Eve party.
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Great.
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It's only one person.
No big deal.
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Not a big deal?
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10 people is perfect
party balance.
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10 people is 5 couples.
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Nine people is four
couples dancing
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and one person watching,
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which makes everyone
totally self-conscious.
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Plus, what about pictionary?
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That's five on four.
It's not fair.
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What?
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If you want me
to come to your party,
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you just have to ask.
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What?
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We both know what this is about.
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You're attracted to me.
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What?
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I'm...
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I know what's happening here.
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I... you're insane.
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You're insane.
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That's it, isn't it? That's it.
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This is like the movie
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where that roommate moves in
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and tries to drive the
other person crazy.
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Well, it's not going to happen.
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Stay out of my life, o.K.?
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Don't decorate my place,
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don't touch my computer,
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don't wear my robe.
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Fine.
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Ooh. Kind of chilly.
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A total stranger doesn't hand
over a kidney for nothing.
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This is America. This
guy wants something.
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He gave no indication of that
to the psychiatrist.
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Not now, maybe.
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But who's to say a year from now
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he don't show up with
a shyster lawyer?
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He can't do that.
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He's already signed a release.
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It's illegal for him
to ask for money.
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My own brother wouldn't
give me a kidney.
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I'm telling you, there's
something fishy going on.
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Hey.
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There you are.
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They just told me I'm a match.
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Hey, this is great, man.
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It's a go.
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Is something wrong?
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Is something wrong?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, there's something wrong.
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Who the hell do you
think you are?
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If you were dead,
I could understand it,
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but you're still using it.
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Jerry, Burt's uncertain
of your motives.
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You're a good man, Burt.
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Come on, Jerry.
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You don't even know
anything about me.
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I know you've been married
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to the same woman for 25 years.
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You like to get up early,
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make pancakes
with your daughter.
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I know you're
a loyal dodger fan.
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I know you're worried
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about your health insurance
running out.
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And I just want to see you live.
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Um...
271
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:42,768
Well, uh...
272
00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:48,274
I guess we're going to
go through with it, huh?
273
00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:52,678
Yeah.
274
00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:07,792
You sure this Angela
will be cool?
275
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:10,795
How should I know?
I never met her.
276
00:13:10,796 --> 00:13:12,851
She's my roommate's cousin.
277
00:13:12,852 --> 00:13:15,467
You said you needed a 10th.
278
00:13:15,468 --> 00:13:17,268
O.K. Uh...
279
00:13:17,269 --> 00:13:19,604
In a half hour,
everyone shows up.
280
00:13:19,605 --> 00:13:21,853
You chill the drinks.
I'll get the food.
281
00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:24,843
Sounds like somebody's partying.
282
00:13:24,844 --> 00:13:27,849
Hey, here we go
283
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,849
watch the road,
don't drive slow
284
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:34,185
it's been so long,
it's been so hard
285
00:13:34,186 --> 00:13:37,846
there's a million things
in my backyard
286
00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:40,759
I get excited
287
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:45,430
I get so impatient
288
00:13:45,431 --> 00:13:47,767
it takes so long
to get back home
289
00:13:49,301 --> 00:13:51,847
I bet you're wondering
why these people are here.
290
00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:53,438
The thought crossed my mind.
291
00:13:53,439 --> 00:13:55,847
Well, after I decided
to be your 10th,
292
00:13:55,848 --> 00:13:57,275
my friend Gunther called,
293
00:13:57,276 --> 00:13:59,244
and he didn't have any plans,
294
00:13:59,245 --> 00:14:01,479
but he wanted to bring a friend,
295
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,348
so I had to invite Claudia.
296
00:14:03,349 --> 00:14:05,183
After that, I lost count.
297
00:14:05,184 --> 00:14:08,186
Get these people
out of my home...
298
00:14:08,187 --> 00:14:09,843
Gunther, Claudia,
299
00:14:09,844 --> 00:14:11,848
happy, sneezy, dopey,
all of them.
300
00:14:11,849 --> 00:14:14,325
I want them out of here now.
301
00:14:14,326 --> 00:14:15,627
That may be tough.
302
00:14:15,628 --> 00:14:17,595
Hey, there's Gunther now.
303
00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:19,198
Oh, my god.
304
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:23,768
Don't touch the shrimp.
Don't touch it.
305
00:14:23,769 --> 00:14:24,850
Oh...
306
00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:32,378
Don't even think about it.
307
00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:40,786
Wait. Wait. Oh...
308
00:14:41,554 --> 00:14:42,787
Excuse me.
309
00:14:42,788 --> 00:14:44,851
I'm sorry. There's been
a big mistake.
310
00:14:44,852 --> 00:14:46,847
You'll have to find
another party.
311
00:14:46,848 --> 00:14:48,194
Happy new year.
312
00:14:49,628 --> 00:14:51,796
Doogie, it's curly!
313
00:14:51,797 --> 00:14:53,364
And Raymond!
314
00:14:53,365 --> 00:14:55,467
All right. Everyone out.
315
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,303
Come on.
316
00:14:58,304 --> 00:14:59,470
Come on.
317
00:14:59,471 --> 00:15:01,640
Let's go. Come on. Move.
318
00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:04,849
Happy new year!
319
00:15:04,850 --> 00:15:05,850
Thanks.
320
00:15:05,851 --> 00:15:07,512
Hi. I'm Angela.
321
00:15:07,513 --> 00:15:09,147
Oh, hi. Thanks for coming.
322
00:15:09,148 --> 00:15:12,650
Uh, everyone, uh, just stick
together and come with me.
323
00:15:12,651 --> 00:15:13,849
Kickin' party, dude.
324
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:15,287
Thanks, ed.
325
00:15:16,155 --> 00:15:18,489
I thought you said
it was formal.
326
00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:20,844
It is. That is not my party.
327
00:15:20,845 --> 00:15:21,845
Ignore them.
328
00:15:21,846 --> 00:15:23,847
Excuse me, dancing people.
329
00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:27,498
Here. Why don't you have a seat?
330
00:15:27,499 --> 00:15:29,534
Uh, excuse me.
Excuse me. Please.
331
00:15:29,535 --> 00:15:30,535
Oh. O.K.
332
00:15:30,536 --> 00:15:31,843
Just have a seat.
333
00:15:31,844 --> 00:15:33,844
Right on my couch. My couch.
334
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:34,849
Raymond, come on.
335
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,374
Hi. I'm Phoebe.
336
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,675
Come on through.
337
00:15:37,676 --> 00:15:39,177
Here. Excuse me. Excuse us.
338
00:15:39,178 --> 00:15:40,545
Excuse us. Excuse us.
339
00:15:40,546 --> 00:15:41,850
Just scoot over.
340
00:15:41,851 --> 00:15:44,182
Hello. Hello. Scoot over.
341
00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:45,845
Please. Sit down. Sit down.
342
00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:47,653
Thank you. Sit down.
343
00:15:49,321 --> 00:15:50,851
This is Angela.
344
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,225
Hi.
345
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,846
Excuse me.
346
00:15:57,796 --> 00:15:59,851
I have hors d'oeuvres.
347
00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:05,703
Here they are. Shrimp?
348
00:16:05,704 --> 00:16:06,804
Shrimp?
349
00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:08,506
No, thanks. I just ate.
350
00:16:08,507 --> 00:16:09,641
Curly?
351
00:16:09,642 --> 00:16:11,410
No, thanks.
352
00:16:11,853 --> 00:16:13,378
Shrimp?
353
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,850
All right! The band's here!
354
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,482
No! No!
355
00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:19,849
Uh, uh, hold this.
356
00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:23,254
Stay.
357
00:16:23,255 --> 00:16:24,756
Excuse me. Excuse me.
358
00:16:24,757 --> 00:16:26,524
Humor him.
359
00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:27,759
You're not welcome here.
360
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,843
Excuse me. Put the drum down.
361
00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:34,851
...do taste,
I couldn't stand to see
362
00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:37,302
This young girl wrote to me
363
00:16:37,303 --> 00:16:41,372
So I have a little bit
of sugar with cream
364
00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:43,851
Come on. It's a movie.
It's easy.
365
00:16:43,852 --> 00:16:45,849
Take the money and run.
366
00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:46,850
No.
367
00:16:48,347 --> 00:16:50,415
The great train robbery.
368
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:53,151
No. Vinnie, you know this one.
369
00:16:53,152 --> 00:16:56,846
It's a... a hand full of money.
370
00:16:56,847 --> 00:16:58,156
A f...
371
00:16:58,157 --> 00:16:59,844
That's it!
372
00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:02,844
No more games, doog.
O.K.? That's it.
373
00:17:02,845 --> 00:17:06,845
And I've had my fill
of that jumbo shrimp.
374
00:17:06,846 --> 00:17:09,801
This rubber band's
digging in my neck.
375
00:17:09,802 --> 00:17:12,843
I'm going over the wall!
Who's with me?
376
00:17:12,844 --> 00:17:14,173
- Me!
- Whoo!
377
00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:20,545
Who wants to dance with me?
378
00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:22,680
I swear, he ate a cat.
379
00:17:22,681 --> 00:17:24,515
- No way.
- No, he did.
380
00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:25,849
That's gross!
381
00:17:29,755 --> 00:17:31,489
I hope you're happy.
382
00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:32,850
You-you've ruined my party.
383
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,850
Whoo! It's almost midnight!
384
00:17:34,851 --> 00:17:36,728
What are you talking about?
385
00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:38,696
Everybody is having
a great time.
386
00:17:38,697 --> 00:17:40,231
It's total pandemonium.
387
00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:41,599
Well, so what?
388
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:45,169
What is wrong with losing
control once in a while?
389
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:46,170
10...
390
00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:47,171
9...
391
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,172
8...
392
00:17:48,173 --> 00:17:49,807
I dare you, just once,
393
00:17:49,808 --> 00:17:51,642
to do something
without planning,
394
00:17:51,643 --> 00:17:53,847
something totally
spontaneous that...
395
00:17:53,848 --> 00:17:56,852
1... Happy new year!
396
00:18:02,321 --> 00:18:04,323
Happy new year!
397
00:18:09,194 --> 00:18:10,849
Happy new year, Phoebe.
398
00:18:15,851 --> 00:18:18,844
Party!
399
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,500
Are you up?
400
00:18:49,851 --> 00:18:51,843
Pretty amazing night, huh?
401
00:18:51,844 --> 00:18:57,275
Ohh! I can't believe the police
had to come to quiet us down.
402
00:18:57,276 --> 00:19:00,445
It was the greatest party
I've ever been to,
403
00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:01,848
and it was mine.
404
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,845
I guess I have you to thank.
405
00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:08,453
Uh, look, uh...
406
00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:11,848
Phoebe, I was thinking about
our living arrangements,
407
00:19:11,849 --> 00:19:18,162
and, uh, you can stay
as long as you want.
408
00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:23,201
I guess... i mean,
what I mean to say is, uh...
409
00:19:23,202 --> 00:19:25,636
I am attracted to you.
410
00:19:25,637 --> 00:19:27,572
I love you, too, darling!
411
00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:29,440
Wh-what are you doing here?
412
00:19:29,441 --> 00:19:30,375
Where's Phoebe?
413
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,343
She's gone.
414
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,311
Her agent called this morning.
415
00:19:33,312 --> 00:19:35,852
She got a job in Jamaica.
416
00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:37,851
She, uh...
417
00:19:37,852 --> 00:19:40,847
Well, listen, it's in the note.
418
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:44,851
Hey, at least you got
your place back, huh?
419
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,757
Well, doog, listen.
420
00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:47,853
I would...
421
00:19:49,847 --> 00:19:53,397
I'd love to help you clean up,
422
00:19:53,398 --> 00:19:58,302
but I'd rather gouge my eyes
out with a sharp stick.
423
00:19:58,303 --> 00:19:59,852
Happy new year.
424
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,175
Happy new year, vin.
425
00:20:06,846 --> 00:20:12,783
Should auld acquaintance
be forgot
426
00:20:12,784 --> 00:20:18,389
And never brought to mind
427
00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:22,693
So why don't we take a moment
428
00:20:22,694 --> 00:20:24,843
on this beautiful new year's day
429
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:26,331
and enjoy the music.
430
00:20:44,848 --> 00:20:47,585
And we'll be back
with more coverage
431
00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:49,621
after these messages.
432
00:20:55,847 --> 00:20:57,563
Passion...
433
00:20:58,564 --> 00:20:59,847
Desire...
434
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,668
There's no place to run.
435
00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:05,670
There's no place to hide,
436
00:21:05,671 --> 00:21:09,374
because I'm relentless.
437
00:21:09,424 --> 00:21:13,974
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