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What a week, huh?
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Thank god it's Friday.
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Another lonely night
at the laundromat, curly?
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Not if I get lucky.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Doogie...
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You're notworking
another Friday night?
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What, are you kidding?
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The man lives in venice,
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party paradise of the pacific.
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You said it.
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Party, party, party.
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Tonight, someone's
throwing a big bash
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right in my building.
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Yeah. It's supposed
to be pretty wild.
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Wild.
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We got so crazy
at Chuck's last party.
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It was incredibly hot.
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10 of us ran to the beach,
peeled off our clothes,
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and jumped in the ocean.
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It was hilarious.
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Looks like it's going to be
another hot one tonight.
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Must be what, 80 degrees?
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75?
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Hey, Jeff, what's going on?
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Wow, this is a party.
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Just making the rounds.
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Hey, gigi!
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Honey, it's mom and dad
calling from Jamaica.
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Hi, son. You'd love montego bay.
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The weather's perfect.
The water's warm,
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and the bikinis are
very... inspirational.
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Oh, David, give me the phone.
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We're having a fabulous time.
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Who isn't?
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Even though it's not
for a couple of days,
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happy Thanksgiving.
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I'm sure you've
made great plans.
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Bye.
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It's vin. Tried reaching
you at the hospital.
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Curly said you were
at some big party.
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I'm going to the laundromat.
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Call me. You can't
be working all the time.
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Well, buster,
my little wonder fish,
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what's it going to be?
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"Chicken with potatoes."
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"Chicken with rice."
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"Fish sticks."
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Ooh, hope it's not
an old girlfriend.
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Look familiar?
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Buster?
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Great.
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Take the easy way out.
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I'm gathered here today
to honor my partner in life,
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my roommate, buster.
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He was a good fish.
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He was a loyal fish.
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Goodbye, old 39 cent friend.
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I hardly knew ye.
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It just doesn't get
any better than this.
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Vincent...
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Who are you?
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I am the goddess of sleep.
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I have come to wrap you.
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In a blanket
of contented slumber.
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But I... I can't sleep.
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Insomnia.
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I... I haven't had
a good night's sleep.
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In three weeks.
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That's why I'm here...
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To gently guide you
into the land of nod.
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Bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum
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bum bum bum bum bum
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bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum
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bum bum bum bum bum
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Mr. sandman
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bring me a dream
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make her the cutest
that I've ever seen
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bum bum bum bum
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give her two lips
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like roses and clover
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then tell her that her
lonesome nights are over
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sandman
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I'm so alone
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don't have nobody
to call my own
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please turn on
your magic beam
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Mr. sandman,
bring me a dream
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bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum
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bum bum bum bum bum
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bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum
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bum bum bum bum bum
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Mr. sandman
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bring her tonight
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bum bum bum bum
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tell her to kiss me
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and hold me tight
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so please turn on
your magic beam
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Mr. sandman, bring me
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please, please, please
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Mr. sandman
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bring me
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a
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dream
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Come back.
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Hey, goddess.
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Don't leave me here alone.
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Where am I?
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Where am I?
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You're in the sleep lab
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at eastman hospital, remember?
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Oh, I was having
the craziest dream.
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Hey, I... I must
have been sleeping.
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Wow! Hey, I'm cured.
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Boy, I feel great.
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How long was I out for?
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Roughly...
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Four minutes.
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Hey, bill, what do you got?
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"Chronic renal disorder," huh?
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I read an article in
seminars in nephrology.
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That suggests that
this degree of anemia
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warrants erythropoietin
treatment.
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I'd suggest 10,000 units
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three times a week, subcu.
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She's dead.
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What else you got?
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Ooh, "Ellen fukes."
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Howser, get a life.
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Fortunately, your polysomnogram
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shows no evidence that
the insomnia is linked
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to any neurological disorder.
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So no brain tumors, no lesions?
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You're dealing with the breakup
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of your parents' marriage
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and the sale
of your childhood home,
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not to mention
relocating to the dorm,
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the end of your relationship
with your girlfriend...
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Look, I know all that.
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What's my problem?
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You're human.
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The body responds to stress.
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In your case, it's fighting
its natural instinct
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to rest and rejuvenate.
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So can you give me
some pills or something?
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I'm exhausted.
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Sleeping pills will
only mask the problem.
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We want to solve it
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by restoring your
regular sleep pattern.
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Now, I'm going to recommend
the bootzin method,
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and the key
is to think of the bed
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as a place where
only sleep occurs.
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In my case, that
shouldn't be a problem.
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Find another place
to sleep for a few nights
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to make sure the problem's
not environmental.
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O.K. Thanks.
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Um, would you mind if I
kept these brain waves?
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It's a comfort just
to know I have them.
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Come in.
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Mrs. fukes...
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Hi. I'm Dr. howser.
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Congratulations. A new daughter.
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Emily Elizabeth,
after my grandmother.
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Uh, nice, normal delivery,
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everything healthy. Uh...
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You and your baby were due
to be released this morning,
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but you're short of breath?
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I'm also a little lightheaded.
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No, you're not!
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Why does grandma
have to sleep with me?
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She snores. Why can't
she sleep with John?
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She's not sleeping with me.
I've got standards.
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Shut up, John.
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You shut up.
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You're really not
coming home with us?
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Hello, Emily sweetie.
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Are you ready for your first
car ride home with daddy?
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I'm sorry, honey.
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You look like
you're breathing fine.
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Kids, doesn't mommy
look like she's breathing
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just like she always does.
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It's probably nothing serious.
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To be safe, Dr. rickett's
scheduled a lung scan.
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We want to keep her
overnight for observation.
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My mother's here, and
tomorrow's Thanksgiving,
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and there's a Turkey to cook
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and 14 relatives
coming to eat it.
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Couldn't she come back next week
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for the lung thing?
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Delivering a baby's
physically very draining.
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Why don't we let your
wife relax for a while?
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Kids, let's go.
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Goodbye, kids.
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Bye, mom.
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Bye, mom.
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Here you go, Emily.
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Go to daddy.
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I'm older!
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Big deal!
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Bye, honey.
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Call you later.
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Do they sell turkeys
pre-stuffed?
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Ask your mother.
She knows everything.
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Bye.
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Ahh!
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Coming!
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Hey, thanks for
putting me up, doog.
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Living in the dorm sucks.
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The walls are so thin,
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I hear the guy next door
clearing his adenoids.
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Heh-nah heh-nah heh-nah heh-nah.
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Thank you for that
beautiful recreation.
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I just hope this helps.
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Well, you know...
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At least we'll get to spend
some time together.
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I haven't seen you much lately.
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Sorry. Real busy at work.
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Well, I'm going to turn in.
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Hey, uh, sorry about
taking your bed, doog,
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but my bootzin pamphlet
doesn't mention couches.
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No problem.
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Hey, uh, these sheets fresh?
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As a new-fallen snow.
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Good night, vin.
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Good night, doog.
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Ahh!
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Well, it's no good.
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Can't sleep.
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Dr. Winston says
only to stay in bed
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if you're going
to fall asleep right away.
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So, uh, don't worry.
I'm just going to read...
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To myself quietly.
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You, uh, you just
get some sleep, doog.
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Quiet as a mouse. Good night.
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Good night.
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Sleep tight.
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Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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Vinnie...
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Shh. Quiet as a mouse.
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Thyroid cancer first appears
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as a single firm nodule
in the neck.
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Symptoms may include hoarse...
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Hoarseness,
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loss of voice when pressure
is applied to the larynx.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Doog.
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Doog. Doog. Doog, wake up.
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Doog, wake up. Wake up, doog.
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What? Feel this lump.
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It's thyroid cancer, isn't it?
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Tell me the truth,
am I gonna die? Huh?
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Yes, you're gonna die, 'cause
I'm gonna strangle you, Vinnie.
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That's your Adam's apple.
Everyone has one of those.
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Thank god.
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Thank god, you're a genius.
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Rest that beautiful brain.
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Sleep.
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It's flashlight man!
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Ah-choo!
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Oh, I am sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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That... that was a sneeze.
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That would not be denied.
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O.K., Vinnie, that is it.
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I open my house to you,
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and what thanks do I get?
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You spray spittle in my face.
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That sounds so harsh.
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What are you doing?
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Look, doog, please,
I was restless.
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Go back to sleep.
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You won't hear another
peep out of me.
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00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,611
Peep all you want.
I won't be here.
275
00:15:31,612 --> 00:15:34,499
I said I was sorry.
276
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,002
You know, you could
single-handedly
277
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,403
turn insomnia
into a national epidemic.
278
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,372
Oh, sure.
279
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,373
Oh, sure. Mock my affliction.
280
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,908
You think I like
watching the sun rise
281
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,411
three weeks in a row?
282
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,611
Having my breakfast
burrito at 4 A.M.?
283
00:15:48,612 --> 00:15:50,606
I'm going to the hospital.
284
00:15:50,607 --> 00:15:52,350
There's a friend for you.
285
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:55,186
Going gets tough for me,
so you get going.
286
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:56,609
Not that that surprises me.
287
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,323
What's that mean?
288
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,604
I've only seen you once
in the last month.
289
00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:04,608
I don't fit in your great
new life anymore.
290
00:16:04,609 --> 00:16:06,564
You don't know what
you're talking about.
291
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:07,604
Oh, no?
292
00:16:07,605 --> 00:16:09,534
Let's just take a look
293
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,003
at Dr. howser's
big dilemma, shall we?
294
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,438
On the one hand,
295
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,974
you got new friends, new loft,
296
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,975
great parties.
297
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,410
On the other hand,
298
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,479
you got whiny little
sleep-deprived Italian guy.
299
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,981
Which shall it be...
300
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:23,982
Great life,
301
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,450
whiny little Italian?
302
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,485
Great life,
whiny little Italian?
303
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,354
Whoops!
304
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,610
Good night, Vinnie.
305
00:16:30,611 --> 00:16:33,192
Happy Thanksgiving, howser.
306
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,548
Big wheel keep on turnin'
307
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,603
Proud Mary keep on burnin'
308
00:16:58,604 --> 00:16:59,604
Burnin'
309
00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:00,519
Rollin', rollin'
310
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,920
Rollin', rollin'
311
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,603
Rollin' down the river
312
00:17:04,604 --> 00:17:06,424
Doo, doo, doot, doot
313
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,026
Doo, doo, doot, doot
314
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,527
Doo, doo, doo, doo,
315
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,163
bah, bah, bah, bump
316
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,605
Dr. howser.
317
00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:15,608
Gee, you're up late.
318
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:18,369
I see Dr. rickett got
your test results back.
319
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,105
He hasn't found anything yet,
320
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,474
but I have faith in him.
321
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,209
I know what's wrong with you.
322
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,177
You do?
323
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:29,514
You're suffering
from Munchausen syndrome.
324
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,603
I am?
325
00:17:31,604 --> 00:17:33,451
What does that mean?
326
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,919
In laymen's terms,
327
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,607
it means you're a fake.
328
00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:38,604
Uh...
329
00:17:38,605 --> 00:17:40,058
O.K., I'm busted,
330
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,603
but I was planning
a miraculous recovery.
331
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,462
I would've given you
full credit.
332
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,606
That's very gracious.
333
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,605
Look, I love my family.
334
00:17:48,606 --> 00:17:51,605
I just needed a little
time to myself,
335
00:17:51,606 --> 00:17:55,605
and hospitals are a great
place to hide out in.
336
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,343
I know.
337
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,412
But I promise, first
thing tomorrow morning,
338
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,114
I'm out of here.
339
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,117
11 A.M.?
340
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,604
Well, I guess we could
order a sponge bath
341
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,055
for the morning.
342
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:14,560
Oh, god, yes.
343
00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:19,130
And then delpino
rounds the bend,
344
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,133
makes a daring swerve
to the left,
345
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,605
edging out lemond by a wheel.
346
00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:25,970
The Parisians go wild.
347
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:26,971
Oui, oui!
348
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:30,141
Oui, oui! Oui, oui!
349
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,177
What are you doing?
350
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,610
I'm competing
in the tour-de-France.
351
00:18:35,611 --> 00:18:38,608
Look, vin, we need to talk.
352
00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:42,610
All right. Here it is.
353
00:18:42,611 --> 00:18:44,609
I haven't been avoiding you.
354
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:47,125
I've been avoiding my life.
355
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,605
What, too successful?
Too popular?
356
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,613
Oh, that's a sob story.
357
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,609
Look, I didn't go
to a party on Friday.
358
00:18:57,610 --> 00:19:00,605
I don't even know my neighbors.
359
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:01,608
I lied...
360
00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:04,609
Because I was too embarrassed
361
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,214
to admit that I have
no great new life.
362
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,949
That's fairly pathetic.
363
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,351
Yeah. What's even more pathetic
364
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,120
is that instead of doing
something about it,
365
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,604
I'm hiding out in the hospital.
366
00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:21,459
At least there
I have an identity.
367
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,127
I'm a doctor. I'm important.
368
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:26,197
Here I'm just this
lonely guy in 38
369
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,603
that nobody knows.
370
00:19:27,604 --> 00:19:29,067
Look at me.
371
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,035
I finally got my wish.
372
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:34,038
I'm... I'm moved out of the house,
373
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,541
and what did it get me?
374
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,010
I'm... I'm scared of the future
375
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,480
and turning into a
19-year-old workaholic.
376
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,415
Me, I can't face Thanksgiving.
377
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:47,919
This is going to be
my first major holiday
378
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,612
since my family broke up.
379
00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:52,612
It used to be
if I had a problem,
380
00:19:52,613 --> 00:19:55,426
I'd go next door,
climb in the window,
381
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:56,612
and we'd talk.
382
00:19:56,613 --> 00:20:00,064
You're like my brother.
383
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,532
No, I'm not.
384
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,001
We're best friends.
385
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,470
Best friends are
better than brothers
386
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:08,473
'cause we weren't
just... just stuck together.
387
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:11,409
We got to choose each other.
388
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:14,607
Hey, thanks, man.
389
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:23,556
Well, vin, it's the start
of a new tradition.
390
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:26,608
The first annual
howser-delpino Thanksgiving.
391
00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:32,132
You know, in the immortal words of j.G.
Whittier,
392
00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:33,603
ah! On Thanksgiving day,
393
00:20:33,604 --> 00:20:35,603
when from east and from west,
394
00:20:35,604 --> 00:20:37,971
and from north and from south
395
00:20:37,972 --> 00:20:39,940
come the pilgrim and guest.
396
00:20:39,941 --> 00:20:42,475
When the gray-haired
new englander
397
00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:43,944
sees round his board
398
00:20:43,945 --> 00:20:47,248
the old broken links
of affection restored.
399
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:59,609
Guess I should've chosen
a shorter quote.
400
00:21:00,608 --> 00:21:06,500
Vincent.
401
00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:17,078
Your shoulder's so soft.
402
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,983
Oh, and the rest of you
403
00:21:22,984 --> 00:21:24,608
isn't so bad either.
404
00:21:29,608 --> 00:21:31,610
There you go.
405
00:21:31,611 --> 00:21:32,611
There you go.
406
00:21:32,661 --> 00:21:37,211
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