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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,516 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 2 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,353 BRYCE: We clear? -Yeah, let's go. 3 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,698 BRYCE: Let's move. 4 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,783 Hey. 5 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,626 BRYCE: Here, take the case. 6 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,256 [THUG GRUNTS] 7 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,764 [THUG SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 8 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:58,057 [BRYCE SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 9 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,475 No need to shoot, okay? 10 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,479 You got it, sweetheart? 11 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,981 Yeah. 12 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,274 Yeah, I got it. 13 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,948 Well, give it to him. 14 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:19,953 [THUG YELLS] 15 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,711 Nice shot, Mrs. Anderson. 16 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,422 Why, thank you, Mr. Anderson. 17 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:44,937 SARAH: Chuck. 18 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:48,023 Hi, um.... 19 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,274 Hello, Chuck. 20 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,152 Miss me? 21 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,539 [SIGHS] 22 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,583 MAN [ON TV]: Let's talk a little.... 23 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:11,171 Hey, that was a fast date. Is everything okay with you and Sarah? 24 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,507 Everything except her ex is in town. 25 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:17,386 This dude has a really nasty habit of popping into my life... 26 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,556 -...at the most inopportune of times. -Stalker ex. Not awesome. 27 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,558 Does he know that you and Sarah are dating? 28 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,019 Yeah, he's taking the whole "we can still be friends" thing to heart. 29 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:29,439 Don't sweat it, Chuck. This guy can't hold a candle to you. 30 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,358 What does he have that's so great? 31 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,152 Uh, that would be good looks... 32 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:36,697 ...sophistication, an exciting career, and much more history with Sarah. 33 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,824 I'm sure that Sarah will take care of it. 34 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,076 This guy will be out of your life in no time. 35 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,204 Something tells me it won't be quite that simple. 36 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:47,040 Do you wanna talk? Watch something else? 37 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,251 No. No, I'm good. 38 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,920 I'm just-- I'm just gonna hang. I'm fine. I'm gonna be fine. 39 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:54,756 So I'm just gonna sit here alone. 40 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,176 Not technically, but, you know, emotionally. 41 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,178 So.... 42 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,777 MORGAN: This is what I'm talking about. 43 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,113 I'm worried about Lester as the new assistant manager. 44 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,323 Why, is he making you work? 45 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:21,909 Please, Chuck. I have mad work-avoidance skills. 46 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:23,619 True, true. 47 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,746 No, he's drunk with power, man. 48 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,207 -I once read that Mussolini started in retail. -Really? 49 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:29,416 -Hmm. -Mm-hm. 50 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,753 -Well, it could be worse. It could be Casey. -Lunch break, Orange Orange. 51 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,880 Yogurt again? Can't we have a meatball sub? 52 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,965 We're not eating, idiot. We got a new mission. 53 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,635 -Does it have anything to do with Bryce? -I don't know. 54 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:42,638 If I know Larkin, he's probably here for a roll in the hay with Walker. 55 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,724 [JOCKS SHOUTING AND CHEERING] 56 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,104 JOCK: Hey, get a ball there. -Look at them. 57 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:53,815 Visiting from their Mighty Jocks sporting-goods store... 58 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,193 ...with their colas and their tacos. 59 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,404 They can't treat my store like a frat house. 60 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,156 Grimes. Grimes. 61 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:04,159 Come here. Come here. Get in there and kick those ruffians out. 62 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,119 That's Mitt and his merry band. 63 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:09,081 Not only are they giants, they are psychopaths. 64 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,583 Look, I'm sorry. Management means making tough decisions. 65 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,544 Now go in there and kick them out. 66 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:16,338 ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Short pass to his left. 67 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,007 MITT: He's got it, yeah. -Ha-ha-ha. 68 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,968 You guys having a good time? Good. 69 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,011 Well, sorry. Can I get a second, please? 70 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,764 One second, man. We're in the middle of the play. 71 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,268 Right, well, okay. Obviously, you haven't heard. 72 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,852 Heard what? 73 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,938 We have some new rules here at the Buy More. 74 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:37,526 Basically, uh, we're just requiring customers to clean up after themselves... 75 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:42,030 ...and allowing others to enjoy the various video-game consoles... 76 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:44,366 ...specifically, the "Madden Football," you know. 77 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,617 And if it's possible... 78 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:49,997 ...we could all just kind of, as a group here, myself included, okay... 79 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:53,166 ...use our indoor voices, as my mother used to say. 80 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,169 We're so sorry. We didn't mean to offend anybody. 81 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,506 We didn't know you had new rules. I'm gonna clean up my lunch. 82 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:00,716 Thank you so much. 83 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,884 I was nervous about asking you, because-- 84 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:04,386 Oh, you're just gonna.... 85 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,513 There you go, buddy. We're all cleaned up. 86 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,476 And, dude, if you ever interrupt another one of my games... 87 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,562 ...it's gonna be your face that gets smushed. 88 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,896 You understand that? 89 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:16,398 Perfectly. 90 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,066 All right, buddy. Thanks. 91 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:35,542 Any idea what Bryce is doing in town? He's not staying with you, is he? 92 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,044 Not now, Chuck. 93 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:40,255 [OVER MONITOR] Ahem, is there something you'd like to share with the class? 94 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,966 No, sorry, general. Zipping it up. 95 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,927 The Fulcrum threat is far worse than it originally appeared. 96 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:49,097 We've learned one of their agents stole an encrypted microchip... 97 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,850 ...containing top-secret information out of the DNI. 98 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,562 The information on the chip contained highly classified intelligence. 99 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,522 A refresh for the new Intersect. 100 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,359 Is there anything on that chip that could compromise our cover? 101 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:01,860 Unfortunately, yes. 102 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:06,073 Agent Larkin has learned that Fulcrum hired Von Hayes... 103 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,908 ...a wealthy software magnate... 104 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:11,119 ...to decrypt the chip and deliver the encoded information back to them. 105 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:15,374 Mr. Hayes is throwing a lavish party at his Bel-Air estate this evening. 106 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:18,585 The finest dining, music and food. 107 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:23,256 Your job will be to pose as a married couple and steal back the chip. 108 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,092 See, this is what I'm talking about. 109 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,302 Finally, a mission I can sink my teeth into. 110 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,263 Dust off the tux, polish up the dancing shoes. 111 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:34,309 No, Chuck. This mission is going to require a real spy. 112 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,061 [DOOR OPENS] 113 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:47,489 Sorry I'm late. L.A. traffic is still the worst. 114 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,826 Bryce will be posing as Sarah's husband. 115 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,619 Chuck, you'll be posing as a waiter. 116 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:56,832 Try and flash on and identify the Fulcrum agent. 117 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,670 Hello, Mrs. Anderson. 118 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:51,928 Hey, Casey. So, what's the deal with the mission? 119 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,597 You were working on the plan? 120 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:56,725 Yeah, we're making it airtight so even you can't screw it up. 121 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,518 Thanks for the vote of confidence. 122 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:03,023 So, what's the scoop with the "Andersons"? 123 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:07,360 -You worried Bryce is gonna steal your girl? -Okay, Sarah and I are purely professional. 124 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:10,030 So I resent any accusation otherwise. 125 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:13,825 And second of all, I can't take an interest in my coworker's mission? 126 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,204 I mean, I figure if I'm gonna be stuck being a spy for a while now... 127 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:22,250 ...I think, you know, I wanna learn a little lesson from the master. 128 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:23,919 Hmm. 129 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:27,714 All right, the microchip is stored inside a vault in Von Hayes' mansion. 130 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,342 All Bryce and Sarah need to do is slip out and grab it. 131 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,261 Aren't people gonna be asking questions if they see them snooping? 132 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,764 Bryce and Sarah will be very affectionate. 133 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,600 That way, no one will ask too many questions when they're looking. 134 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,101 That's the beauty of PDA. 135 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,272 BRYCE: The company knows how to put you into a cute outfit. 136 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,857 We're not undercover yet, Bryce. 137 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,943 Well, you can't be too careful. 138 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:50,403 You never know who's watching, Mrs. Anderson. 139 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,240 Yeah, uh, about the Andersons... 140 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:58,078 ...I really think that we should keep it strictly a cover this time. 141 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,539 Okay. Everything all right? 142 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:05,377 Yeah, it's just with Fulcrum getting closer and closer, we should be focused. 143 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,462 You know, no distractions. 144 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,965 You're right. Yeah, no distractions. 145 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,891 I have to admit, though, it sure was fun while it lasted. 146 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,403 I've always found that lunch travels better in a bag, but maybe that's just me. 147 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,281 Yeah, well, Lester made me kick the Mighty Jocks... 148 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,825 ...out of the home-theater room, so Mitt burrito'd me. 149 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,827 What've I told you about direct confrontation... 150 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,704 ...with the Mighty Jocks? Mitt specifically? 151 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:43,665 Run with my tail between my legs and go get John Casey. 152 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,083 Yeah, I know. 153 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,962 You ever have someone show up in your life and just make you feel so damn small? 154 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,505 [MORGAN SCOFFS] 155 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,174 Yeah, the.... 156 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:56,428 There's always gonna be someone cooler, better-looking, more athletic. 157 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,513 There's one thing that we have that they don't. 158 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,973 -I got a beard. -Brains. 159 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,474 -Mm-hm. -Brains. 160 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,727 And if we use our brains, then we're gonna be okay. 161 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,313 You're right, I know. All right, good talk. 162 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,939 Uh, okay, yeah. 163 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,774 CHUCK: There you go. -Schmutz. 164 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,027 -Hey. -Hey, I was just on my way home. 165 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,529 I got this thing to do with Sarah. What's going on? 166 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:18,700 Uh, well, I went by the Orange Orange to ask Sarah to be a bridesmaid. 167 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,369 -That is so sweet, Ellie. -Yeah, um.... 168 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:26,291 Chuck, when I got there, I saw her holding hands with another guy. 169 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,543 I think it might be her ex. 170 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,462 [CLEARS THROAT] 171 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,714 Really? Uh, did you get a good look at him? 172 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,215 He was faced the other way. 173 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:37,469 But, uh, dark hair, sort of classically handsome. 174 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,138 I don't know if I'd call him "classically handsome." 175 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:44,100 Maybe from, like, a weird angle or from really far away, maybe.... 176 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:45,852 They were holding hands, huh? 177 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,355 Yeah. I'm really sorry, Chuck. 178 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,732 Don't be, ha-ha-ha. Don't be, El. 179 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,859 Why? Why be sorry? No, it's all good. 180 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,527 She's probably letting him down easy. 181 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,821 Trust me, things have never been better between us. 182 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,408 [JOCKS SHOUTING AND CHEERING] 183 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:03,036 Grimes, I thought I told you to toss those meatheads. 184 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,121 I tried. Dude, what do you want me to do? 185 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,415 Maybe they'll respond to somebody who's in authority. 186 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,751 Don't you think you should lead by example, Lester? 187 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,419 [JOCKS CHEERING AND SHOUTING] 188 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,421 Slovenly buffoons. 189 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,589 Okay, listen to me. 190 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:19,177 What about a plan that doesn't require direct confrontation? 191 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,598 -Talk to me. MITT: Come on now. 192 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,893 JOCK: You've got it, yeah. 193 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,103 [IN UNISON] Go. 194 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,941 [MITT LAUGHS] 195 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,443 MITT: Whoa, come on. 196 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:39,030 MITT: Whoa, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. 197 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,365 JOCK: Last play of the game. 198 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,866 Come on, you gotta do-- 199 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,284 [JOCKS CHEERING] 200 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,578 I'm taking it to the house. 201 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,622 JOCK: Whoo! -Hey, you got it. 202 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:54,796 JOCK: Six, five, four, three... 203 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:56,423 ...two.... 204 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,602 -Ow. -What the hell? 205 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,313 That was a game-winning drive! 206 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:15,400 A game-winning drive! 207 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,652 And now what does it look like? 208 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,612 Kind of hard to tell, little bit of a glare. 209 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,239 Super Bowl-winning drive! 210 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,033 Franchise mode, all-Madden! 211 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,453 I can tell you're upset. 212 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,664 You could've asked us to leave nicely. 213 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,542 I didn't even wanna kick you guys out. I'm just an employee. 214 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,753 -My boss made me do it. -Who's your boss? 215 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,337 -Come on, don't make me-- -Who? 216 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,006 Guy over there, skinny guy. 217 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,342 [MOUTHING] You, dead. 218 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,303 [THUD] 219 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,681 After work, I'm gonna kick both your asses. 220 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,768 Thank you. Have a nice day. 221 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,686 You too. 222 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,027 What, no rose for me this time, lover boy? 223 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,320 Cute. 224 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,197 We're just protecting our cover. 225 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,450 BRYCE: Sales up at the Buy More? 226 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,869 Yeah, as a matter of fact, Buy More is good. 227 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,413 We just got a new MacBook SMC Firmware update... 228 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,791 ...so, you know, things are a little nutty, ha-ha. 229 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,667 BRYCE: I can imagine. 230 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,713 It's-- 231 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,465 [CHUCK CLEARS THROAT] 232 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,801 So, uh, staying with Sarah, huh? 233 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,803 Protecting our cover. 234 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,889 -How are things between you guys? -We're good. Good, good, good. 235 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,682 Solid. Why, did she say something? 236 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:33,978 No, it's just she's a beautiful girl pretending to be your girlfriend. 237 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,731 I was afraid you'd let the lines get blurred and fall for her. 238 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:37,941 [CHUCK SCOFFS] 239 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,568 What, me, fall for Sarah? Please. 240 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:41,903 [DOOR OPENS] 241 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,196 Hey, guys. 242 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,033 So how do I look? 243 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,869 Good. 244 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,412 Yeah, yeah, real good. 245 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,331 Red's not really my color, so.... 246 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,210 [WHISPERS] I forgot, ahem, my jacket. 247 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,921 Or salmon or whatever that is. 248 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,473 [BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC] 249 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,478 [GLASS CLINKING] 250 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,397 Ladies and gentleman, welcome. 251 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,900 As you all know, today is yours truly's birthday. 252 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,569 Thank you. 253 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:23,778 [CROWD APPLAUDS] 254 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,781 VON HAYES: Ha-ha-ha. No, no, no. I have a lot to be thankful for. 255 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,909 I'm rich, handsome, an extraordinarily gifted lover... 256 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,662 ...but most importantly, I know how to throw one hell of a party. 257 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,497 So let's get it on, people. 258 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,249 Cheers. 259 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,709 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 260 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,294 [BAND PLAYING THE LAMBADA] 261 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,801 Hey, Bartowski, Von Hayes is at Table 8. 262 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,221 Grab a bottle of wine, see if you flash on anything. 263 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,197 -Any security behind you? -No. 264 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,492 -You're still a great dancer. -You're a little rusty. 265 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,165 Yes, sir, of course. Fantastic. 266 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,209 Will you just let me lead? 267 00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:21,461 No. 268 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,173 Hey. Quit screwing around, Bartowski. 269 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,675 [OVER RADIO] Now get close to Von Hayes. 270 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,350 [LAUGHS] 271 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,313 Whoa, whoa. Hey. 272 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,149 -Oh! I'm so-- I'm sorry. VON HAYES: What the hell are you doing? 273 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,235 -I'm so sorry. -No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. 274 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,029 You know, I'll get a fresh bottle. 275 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,489 -I'm so sorry, sir. -You do that. 276 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,742 Good help is so hard to find these days. 277 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,702 [OVER MONITOR] I didn't flash on anything. 278 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,372 Keep looking. Get your head in the game. 279 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,711 The cameras on the east and west walls cross for about two seconds. 280 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,421 [CROWD MURMURS] 281 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,048 Lambada. 282 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,549 The forbidden dance. 283 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:09,759 That's the blind spot. 284 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,304 Get a room. 285 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,056 Right? 286 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,317 [GLASS SHATTERS] 287 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,444 [GASPING] 288 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,197 VON HAYES: Are you on drugs? -No. 289 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,324 That was a $1000 bottle of Lafite Rothschild. 290 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,410 -I'm so very sorry, sir. -[MIMICKING] "So sorry." 291 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,578 Were you dropped as a child from a great height? 292 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,706 Actually, I couldn't confirm or deny that. 293 00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:41,916 -Is everything all right? -Congratulations. 294 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:46,212 You have succeeded in hiring possibly the worst waiter in history. 295 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,132 You heard the man, Jorge. You're fired. 296 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,759 -I'll call security to take you out. -No, no, no. 297 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,429 No, I need this job. Please, have some compassion, some mercy. 298 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,974 WOMAN: Hello, Mr. Hayes. Do you have my microchip? 299 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,225 Hello. 300 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,895 WOMAN: My bosses don't like to wait. 301 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:06,107 Perhaps we could talk in private. 302 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,737 WOMAN: Terminate. Exterminate. 303 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,530 Initiate burn notice. 304 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,615 WAITER: Let's go. 305 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,117 Hey, whoa, wait. No, no. 306 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,454 -[OVER MONITOR] Let me finish my shift. -Bartowski. 307 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,124 Shift's over. 308 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,792 Time to meet your maker. 309 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,880 I'm too young, upwardly mobile and handsome to die. 310 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,633 Don't worry, Morgan. I'll take care of Anna when you're gone. 311 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,178 I'd rather be drawn and quartered. Let's go, Morgan. 312 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,014 We can't go. Mitt is going to kill us, dude. 313 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,517 Unhand me now. All right, let's get it together here. 314 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,644 -What? -All right? I'm not scared of Mitt. 315 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:46,147 You are crazy, man. I am not going anywhere. 316 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,690 That's why I got the girl. 317 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,404 Dead man walking. 318 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,827 Oh, you know what? Holy smokes. I just remembered. 319 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,623 Big Mike wanted me to finish this inventory by tomorrow morning. 320 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,334 Morgan, you can't let a bully like Mitt push you around. 321 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,668 This isn't high school. 322 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,046 No, it's worse. 323 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,506 This is Buy More. 324 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,719 Jeff. Jeff. 325 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:33,027 Moron. Bryce and Sarah are at the vault. Come back to the van. 326 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,696 No, I flashed on a Fulcrum agent, but I didn't see her face. 327 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,825 Wait, we need to know what she looks like. Go back in, get me a real ID. 328 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,034 I'm locked out. 329 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,870 Well, since I'm not a complete idiot like a certain someone... 330 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,540 ...by which I mean you, I tapped into the security system. 331 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,708 CASEY [OVER RADIO]: Try it now. -Pretty impressive. 332 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,504 Just get in and find the Fulcrum agent. You got five minutes, go. 333 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,176 WAITER: Is that Jorge? 334 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,682 WOMAN: You promised us the decrypted chip two weeks ago. 335 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,475 Instead, you're throwing a party. 336 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,895 Ah, what's the point to being rich if you can't have a little fun? 337 00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,106 You have decrypted the information on the chip? 338 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,524 Yes, yes, it's all finished. 339 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:15,736 The, uh, question is, where's my fee? 340 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,864 Forget the 15 million. 341 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,618 [VON HAYES YELLING] 342 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,911 Oh, my God. 343 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,080 I think I'll just take my chip. 344 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,082 It's in my vault. Um.... 345 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,585 I'll take you right-- 346 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,305 I'll take you right there. Just.... 347 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,973 [VON HAYES MOANS] 348 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,229 Okay, Casey, the microchip is not in the vault. 349 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,064 [OVER RADIO] It is on Von Hayes' key chain. 350 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,774 I also got a look at the Fulcrum agent. 351 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,402 -What's she look like? -Oh, my gosh, just so awful. 352 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,447 I mean, incredibly creepy. Think psycho elfin queen. 353 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,615 [GUN COCKS] 354 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:03,993 -Did you say Fulcrum? CASEY [OVER RADIO]: Sarah. 355 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,412 -Casey, what's going on? CASEY: Von Hayes is on the move. 356 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,956 SARAH: Where? CASEY: Headed for the front, got the chip. 357 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,917 Freeze. Federal agents. 358 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,128 Hey, Fulcrum agent has Chuck. She's leaving out the back door. 359 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,339 Sarah, what are you doing? 360 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,549 Chuck's in danger. That agent will kill him if we-- 361 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,218 No, our covers are on that microchip. 362 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,011 If we don't get it, all of us get killed. 363 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,808 Sarah. 364 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,940 Bartowski and the CIA. How could it not go wrong? 365 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,817 [TIRES SCREECH] 366 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,736 [BRYCE GRUNTING] 367 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,488 You gotta believe me. 368 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,907 The whole creepy elfin thing was a compliment, I swear. 369 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,576 Ever since my librarian introduced me to The Hobbit... 370 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,371 ...I've been hooked. I don't know if it's they eyes or the ears. 371 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,373 -Shut up, Jorge. -Chuck. Duck and cover. 372 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,999 [CHUCK YELPS] 373 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,962 [CHUCK SCREAMING] 374 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,384 [BEEPS] 375 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,678 Go. 376 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,012 [TIRES SCREECH] 377 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,931 SARAH: Chuck, are you okay? 378 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,140 Chuck, hey. 379 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,809 [CHUCK MUTTERING] 380 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,394 Yeah. 381 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,688 -Yeah, yeah. -Run! 382 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,523 [CHUCK SCREAMS THEN GRUNTS] 383 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,233 [SARAH SCREAMS] 384 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,576 [MOUTHING] Oh, my God. 385 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,464 -Hi. SARAH: Hey. 386 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,341 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Dr. Cuddy to Radiology. 387 00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,884 I, uh, brought you some gardenias. 388 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,886 They're my favorite. How did you know? 389 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,431 Well, I'm not an entirely incompetent spy, you know. 390 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,224 Thank you. 391 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,768 You can put them over there. 392 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,731 CHUCK: Bryce Larkin, huh? 393 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:01,110 I guess no matter what it is, I'll always come in second to that guy. 394 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:02,737 Not always. 395 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,910 CHUCK: Ellie said you had a concussion. 396 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,122 SARAH: Oh, it's just a minor concussion. I'm fine. 397 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:16,208 It's my ego that's hurt more than anything. 398 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,211 ELLIE: I don't believe it. DEVON: What's up, babe? 399 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,546 [ELLIE GASPS] 400 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,215 That is Sarah's ex. 401 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,759 That guy just won't back off. 402 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,470 Know what, Chuck might be too nice to say anything, but I'm not. 403 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:29,597 Whoa, hold on, babe. 404 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,265 Let me handle this. 405 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,602 I'm sorry. It's my fault. If I didn't get fired, this never would've happened. 406 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,312 Hey, don't apologize, okay? 407 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,481 It is not your job to protect me. 408 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:42,401 Well, all things being considered, that's probably a good thing. 409 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:45,112 Yeah, you have a lot of good qualities. 410 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,617 But, uh, I'm not sure bodyguard is one of them. 411 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,827 DEVON: Hey, bro. -Hey. 412 00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:54,455 Whoa, that cut looks infected. 413 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,499 I better take a look at that. Come on. 414 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:57,833 [GASPS] 415 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,127 Sorry, bro, you got a lot of dirt in there. 416 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,380 Ow. 417 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,924 So how do you know Sarah? 418 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,175 She's my ex. 419 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:11,722 Based on all the flowers you sent, I'd say you still had feelings for her. 420 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,183 -It's complicated. -I know. 421 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:17,603 She's dating my soon-to-be brother-in-law, Chuck. 422 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,605 I didn't know. 423 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:23,109 Sarah said she wanted to tell me something, but then she got hurt. 424 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,318 Ouch. 425 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,820 -Cut's pretty deep there. -Ah. 426 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:30,157 So, um, Chuck and Sarah, is it serious? 427 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,662 I'm specializing in cardiothoracic medicine. 428 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,498 That means there's one thing in the world I know best: 429 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,291 the human heart. 430 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:41,710 Spent enough time with them to see how they are together. 431 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,838 See how she looks at him. 432 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,589 My professional opinion? 433 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,425 She's in love with Chuck, dude. 434 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,260 [DEVON PATS BRYCE] 435 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,683 ANNA: You look terrible. 436 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,520 Did you guys actually sleep at the Buy More last night so you could avoid Mitt? 437 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,939 -What? No. -Please, I'm not afraid of that miscreant. 438 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,233 And if he were here, we'd tell him. 439 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,943 [LESTER GASPS] 440 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:09,697 Jeff, put that away. 441 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,199 No way. This is like Faces of Death all over again. 442 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,659 I'm gonna make a fortune. 443 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,329 -No. No. You wanna do this? -Let's do this. 444 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:18,581 -Let's do this. -Yes. 445 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,332 [BOTH LAUGH] 446 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,884 You guys didn't show up last night. 447 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,011 I felt like a girl who got stood up on prom night. 448 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,220 [SIGHS] 449 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:36,056 What's wrong? Don't you wanna dance with me, bearded little man? 450 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:37,975 Um.... 451 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:41,061 [WHISPERING] You think that maybe we could work this out together? 452 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,688 You know, man-to-man kind of thing? 453 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,442 We could use some new PSPs. 454 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:48,569 -"We"? -We. 455 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:49,945 Oh, God. 456 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:53,866 All right, uh, you know-- Yes, I just have to take two weeks' advance pay. 457 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,242 But, yeah, fine. 458 00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,869 Okay, you got a deal. 459 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,204 Deal. 460 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,750 [IN NORMAL VOICE] That's right, don't ever come back. 461 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,169 Wow, how did you do that? 462 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,463 MORGAN: You just gotta learn to speak their language. 463 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:10,257 You bully a bully. Yeah. 464 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:12,426 [MORGAN MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY] 465 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,388 BRYCE: Chuck. -You-- 466 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:19,808 Wow, you really ought to think about toning down the entrances a notch. 467 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,520 Sorry. Comes with the job. 468 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:27,358 Uh, look, I've already had a pretty long day, and I gotta get to work. 469 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,402 So if you have any life-changing bombs that you'd like to drop on me... 470 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,238 ...could you please save it for later? 471 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:33,739 I'm worried about Sarah. 472 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,951 There's nothing to worry about. She got a minor concussion and few bruises. 473 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,161 No, that's not what I'm worried about. 474 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,454 She went off mission. 475 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,958 Not only did we lose the microchip and the agent, you almost got killed. 476 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,793 Okay, she went off mission to protect me... 477 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,921 ...which, by the way, is her job, and wins her points in my book. 478 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,798 Sarah has feelings for you, Chuck. 479 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,426 Feelings that will get her killed. 480 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,763 People we deal with are cold-blooded assassins. 481 00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,349 They have no emotions, no feelings. 482 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,143 The only chance we have is to think and act like they do. 483 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:04,853 Anything less gets us killed. 484 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,148 Sarah knows what she's doing, Bryce. 485 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,288 -Sarah Walker's room? -Oh, Room 808. 486 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,301 [DOOR OPENS] 487 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,094 Chuck. 488 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,263 Just the guy I was looking for. 489 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,723 These are for you. 490 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:43,058 Wow, Devon, thanks. 491 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,936 I've never received flowers from another man before. 492 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,813 But there's a first time for everything. 493 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,274 -They're not from me, Chuck. -That's a relief. 494 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,359 They're from Sarah's ex. 495 00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,695 I intercepted them before they got to her room. 496 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:58,032 -This guy won't take no for an answer. -Indeed. 497 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,035 -Thanks for looking out. -Hey, that's what bros are for. 498 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:02,995 All right. 499 00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:06,415 [SIGHS] 500 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,878 Bryce. 501 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,338 [PHONE DIALING] 502 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:14,381 VON HAYES [OVER PHONE]: Hello? 503 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,717 Bryce, I almost bought your little speech, but-- 504 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,677 Who's Bryce? 505 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,096 Von Hayes? Von Hayes, we've been looking for you. 506 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,059 -Who is this? -Jorge. Jorge Carmichael. 507 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:29,063 -Uh, who? -The waiter who dropped the Rothschild. 508 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:32,900 How did you get my number? I sent the flowers to that female agent. 509 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:36,904 Yeah, yeah, well, uh, you know, I'm her supervisor. 510 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:40,407 [OVER PHONE] Your little case has made its way up, you're gonna be dealing with me. 511 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:43,410 If you wanna stay alive, you need to tell me where that microchip is. 512 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:49,041 Don't worry, I have it. It's safe, just don't let those people catch me. Okay? 513 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:52,461 Just get me the hell out of here, Jorge. I'm living in a Lamborghini. 514 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:55,964 You can't imagine how little legroom there is. 515 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,887 I know you're pissed off that I screwed up you plans... 516 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:03,931 ...but I have some good news. 517 00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:05,891 -I found the microchip. -How? 518 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,268 It doesn't matter how. The point is I did it. 519 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,938 What exactly did you do, Bartowski? 520 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,524 I negotiated the return of said microchip. 521 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,901 Of course, I did have to agree to certain terms. 522 00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:17,611 What terms? 523 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,780 Well, one, he'll only make the exchange with me. 524 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:23,992 Uh, two, he wants full immunity from any government prosecution. 525 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,120 -I can live with that. CHUCK: There's one-- Just-- 526 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:27,538 Ha, ha. Sorry. 527 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:31,208 -There is kind of one more little bitty thing. -What? 528 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:34,002 We're gonna need roughly $4.5 million in unmarked bills. 529 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,630 Preferably small denominations. 530 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,471 Oh, how am I doing? 531 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,432 Great. 532 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:50,644 -Looks like we'll release you in a few hours. -Oh, great. 533 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:55,816 Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit. 534 00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,821 Well, unfortunately, I can't promise the same. 535 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,531 What? 536 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,867 [BOTH GRUNTING] 537 00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:11,707 I don't like Fulcrum, so I'm only gonna ask once. 538 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:14,376 Where's your boss? 539 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,480 Okay, here he is, Chuck. You're on. 540 00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:51,079 [CHUCK HUMMING] 541 00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:57,419 Have you got the cash? 542 00:29:57,587 --> 00:30:01,048 Yeah, I have it. It's in the-- It's right here in the bag. 543 00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:02,925 Do you have the microchip? 544 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,012 -Give me the cash. -You first. 545 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,515 -No, you first. -I'm pretty positive you go first. 546 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:11,391 Just make the exchange, moron. 547 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:14,436 I've never done a hand-off before. I'm really not used to this spy stuff. 548 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,605 -A little stressful, isn't it? Yeah. -Yeah. 549 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:17,815 -I got an idea. -Oh, yeah? 550 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,650 -We'll go at the same time. -Same time. 551 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,109 -I'll count to three. -You'll count. 552 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,570 CHUCK: You wanna count? -No, it's too much pressure. 553 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:25,781 CHUCK: I'll count to three. -On three or after three? 554 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,616 -What do you want? VON HAYES: After three. 555 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,828 -It's like one, two, three, change. CHUCK: Okay, here we go. One. 556 00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:32,871 Two. 557 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,290 Trouble, Chuck. Make the exchange. 558 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:41,630 VON HAYES: You told me I could trust you. -No, no, no, wait. 559 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,258 Wait, no. 560 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:45,717 I can never get a break. 561 00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:47,928 You, stay here this time. 562 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,763 CHUCK: Hey, where are you--? 563 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,557 Don't you need this? 564 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,023 [GUNS COCK] 565 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,568 Give us the chip, Mr. Hayes. 566 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:09,116 Don't move! Drop your weapons! 567 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,661 Sorry, fellas. 568 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:16,290 Someone's paying us a lot of money to take that chip. 569 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:22,129 CHUCK: Hold on. Wait, don't do anything. No shooting. 570 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,800 Excuse me, gentlemen. 571 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:31,722 May I have your attention, please? 572 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,348 Um.... 573 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:37,853 In my hands, I'm holding $4.5 million in unmarked bills. 574 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:43,650 Now, I'm not sure what the current going rate for thug-for-hire work is... 575 00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:48,572 ...but I'm feeling pretty confident that it's a lot less than this. 576 00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:54,578 Now all I ask is that you let Von Hayes and my two friends here go... 577 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,288 ...and the money's all yours. 578 00:31:56,456 --> 00:32:01,043 Or you can die horrible deaths in a hail of gunfire. 579 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:02,669 The choice is yours, really. 580 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:20,896 [SIGHS] 581 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:23,023 That was amazing. 582 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,858 -Thank you, Jorge. -Don't mention it. 583 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,070 -All right. -No, no, no, don't encourage him. 584 00:32:28,237 --> 00:32:30,697 Appreciation wouldn't kill you. I did get the microchip back. 585 00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:34,201 You also gave away $4.5 million in taxpayer money. 586 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,786 Nobody's perfect. 587 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,163 -Where you going? -To get it back, idiot. 588 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:44,211 Don't need Casey to tell me I'm a good spy. I think I'm doing fine. 589 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,922 Fact of the matter, it's not as hard as it's cracked up to be. 590 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,799 Okay, let's try this one more time. 591 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,342 [GUNS COCK] 592 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:53,011 WOMAN: The microchip, please. 593 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:54,388 BRYCE: Hey. 594 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:55,597 [CHUCK STAMMERS] 595 00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:57,766 WOMAN: The microchip, now. -Release the kid first. 596 00:32:57,934 --> 00:33:00,268 Kid? Honestly, we're born in the same year. 597 00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:02,229 Give me the chip, and I'll let him go. 598 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:03,438 Promise. 599 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:12,990 [GUN CLATTERS] 600 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:15,909 WOMAN: The chip? 601 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:25,377 BRYCE: There. Now release him. 602 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,464 Sorry. 603 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,229 -You got it? -Yeah, I got it. 604 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,275 Take it. 605 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,070 Take the shot, Sarah. 606 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:54,573 Sarah, take the shot. 607 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:55,782 Take it. 608 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:57,576 [GUNSHOT AND WOMAN SCREAMS] 609 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,789 [GASPS] 610 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:07,461 When you want something done right, you do it yourself. 611 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,062 [JOCKS SHOUTING AND CHEERING] 612 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,316 ANNA: Morgan, you said you got rid of them. 613 00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:31,359 End him, Morgan. 614 00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:34,654 My friend, please. Please fix this. 615 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:35,864 [MORGAN SIGHS] 616 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,657 MITT: I'm the boss, you can't touch me. 617 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,117 JOCK: You gonna buy me a taco. 618 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:40,660 -Yeah right, okay. JOCK: Ha-ha. 619 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:41,995 Uh, Mr. Mitt, sir. 620 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,372 Hey, uh, I though we had an understanding before. 621 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,624 We did, before. 622 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,085 Now we need a PlayStation 3. 623 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,336 I'm broke, man. 624 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:52,422 Well, if that's the case, then scram, you little loser. 625 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:55,342 -You can't talk to him like that. -Piss off, Yoko. 626 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:59,137 You can't talk to me like that. Right, Morgan? 627 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:00,847 I don't hear anything. 628 00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:04,184 You guys hear anything? 629 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,353 [LAUGHING] 630 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,107 [JOCKS GASP] 631 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:13,527 -Oh, did you hear that? JOCK: Damn. 632 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:29,793 Sweep the leg, Morgan. Sweep the leg. 633 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,378 MITT: Just so you know... 634 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:35,382 ...I think my fist is bigger than your entire head. 635 00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:38,677 Lay off him, meatheads. 636 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,389 -Anna, what are you doing? -Saving you, babe. 637 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:45,433 Um, I don't really think that that's the right idea here. 638 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:47,477 Hey, I don't fight girls. 639 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:48,812 Neither do I. 640 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:53,608 [ANNA GRUNTS] 641 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,572 [ANNA YELLS] 642 00:35:58,739 --> 00:35:59,739 Oh! 643 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,287 I need a background clearance on a one Anna Wu. 644 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,335 Nice shot, Miss Wu. 645 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,504 [ANNA GIGGLES] 646 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,841 -I might have a candidate for field work. -No. 647 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,601 -Chuck. -Aah! You-- 648 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:29,978 What did I say about the entrances? 649 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,189 We need to talk about Sarah. 650 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:35,233 She had a chance to take the shot back there, and she didn't. 651 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:39,654 She hesitated and it almost cost us the microchip and your life. 652 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:42,699 I know. 653 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,452 What are you gonna do about it? 654 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:52,167 I don't know, Bryce. You tell me. What am I supposed to do? 655 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:53,877 You'll do the right thing. 656 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,670 You always do. 657 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,049 It's why I sent you the Intersect in the first place. 658 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,679 Hey, uh, Bryce. 659 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:07,098 You forgot your glasses. 660 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:08,725 You keep them. 661 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:11,061 If you're gonna be a real spy, you're gonna need them. 662 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,812 [CHUCKLES] 663 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:16,650 I don't-- I don't wanna be a real spy. 664 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:22,113 From what I've seen, it's a little too late for that, Chuck. 665 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:24,199 I'm sure you hate me right now... 666 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:27,452 ...but someday you're gonna realize I was looking out for you. 667 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,247 I have been all along. 668 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:48,765 I know I hesitated. 669 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:52,519 I let my guard down momentarily, and it was a mistake. 670 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:54,312 But I can protect Chuck. 671 00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:58,275 Hand me that shammy, will you? 672 00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:24,384 -Hey. -Hey. 673 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:25,635 Everything okay? 674 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,053 Yeah. 675 00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:29,514 Yeah, just-- There's, um.... 676 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:32,058 I had a couple of things I wanted to tell you before dinner. 677 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,685 Yeah, me too. 678 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,061 -Look-- I'm sorry. -Look-- 679 00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:37,230 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 680 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:42,110 Look, we both know how I feel about you, so I'm just gonna shoot straight. 681 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:45,905 Sarah, you're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. 682 00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:49,326 You're beautiful, you're smart, you laugh at all of my stupid jokes. 683 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:52,412 And you have this horrible habit of constantly saving my life. 684 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,872 [CHUCKLES] 685 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:58,293 The truth is, you're everything that I thought I ever wanted and more. 686 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,755 And for the last few days, all I can think about is our future together. 687 00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:04,966 About what it's gonna be like once I get the Intersect out of my head. 688 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:09,554 How we'll finally be together for real. No fake relationships. 689 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,139 No covers, no lies. 690 00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,521 But the more I think about it, the more I realize... 691 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:21,566 ...that you and I can never have a future together. 692 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:28,698 I fooled myself into thinking that we could, but the truth is we can't. 693 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:33,119 Because even if we had a real relationship, it would never really be real. 694 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,706 I'd still never know anything about you. 695 00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:40,960 Your real name, your hometown, your first love, anything. 696 00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:43,296 And I want more than that. 697 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,132 I wanna be able to call you at the end of a bad day... 698 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,385 ...and tell you about some funny thing Morgan did... 699 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:52,013 ...and not find out that I can't because you're off somewhere in Paraguay... 700 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:54,808 ...quelling a revolution with a fork. 701 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,603 I'm a normal guy... 702 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:01,606 ...who wants a normal life. 703 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,650 And as amazing as you are, Sarah Walker... 704 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,527 ...we both know... 705 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,030 ...that you will never be normal. 706 00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:18,331 You know, someday when the Intersect is out of your head... 707 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:22,752 ...and you have the life you always wanted, you'll forget all about me. 708 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,173 I seriously doubt that. 709 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,888 Come on, we better get inside. They're waiting for us. 710 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,918 -Hey, it's our favorite bridesmaid. ELLIE: I'm so excited. 711 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:07,255 Wait till you see the dresses that I picked out. 712 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:10,341 Hey, buddy, I'm glad to see you guys worked things out. 713 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:11,926 Who knows, maybe you're next, huh? 714 00:41:12,094 --> 00:41:13,887 [LAUGHS] 715 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:25,231 DEVON: That's my favorite. 716 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,474 Hmm, not bad. 717 00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:02,810 [AS SEAN CONNERY] Carmichael. 718 00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:04,938 Charles Carmichael. 719 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:06,481 [MIMICS GUNS CLICKING] 720 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,868 [MULTIPLE VOICES CHATTERING] 721 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,709 [CHUCK SIGHS] 722 00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:33,299 [THUD] 723 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:36,844 CHUCK: I hate Bryce Larkin. 724 00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,214 [ENGLISH SDH] 55386

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