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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,015 --> 00:00:04,284 1x06 - Night Games 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:16,939 --> 00:00:20,241 So, what do you think? I'm gonna wear this tomorrow night. 4 00:00:20,275 --> 00:00:22,994 Don't tell me. Um, I'll take a shot. 5 00:00:23,029 --> 00:00:24,362 Yeah. You got a haircut, huh? 6 00:00:24,413 --> 00:00:26,648 Every Halloween, Danny and I dress up 7 00:00:26,649 --> 00:00:28,883 as Raggedy Ann and Andy, and we go trick-or-treating. 8 00:00:28,901 --> 00:00:32,203 All these words necessary? I'm trying to watch a little television. 9 00:00:32,254 --> 00:00:34,922 I'm Keeley Summers. Coming up after the break, 10 00:00:34,941 --> 00:00:38,827 more extreme-sports action right here on Sports X. 11 00:00:38,861 --> 00:00:40,428 Hey, isn't that ... isn't that the girl from high school, 12 00:00:40,463 --> 00:00:41,930 you know, on the beach and everything? 13 00:00:41,964 --> 00:00:45,066 - Yeah. - Keeley Summers. Turn it off. 14 00:00:45,101 --> 00:00:46,718 I guess she's in town covering that, uh, 15 00:00:46,752 --> 00:00:48,670 international stupid roller thing or something. 16 00:00:48,704 --> 00:00:52,741 She was so horrible to me. She stole every guy I ever liked, 17 00:00:52,775 --> 00:00:54,342 and she got female athlete of the year 18 00:00:54,377 --> 00:00:56,844 because I played boys baseball and wasn't eligible. 19 00:00:56,862 --> 00:00:59,447 Look how, uh ... look how she holds herself, you know? 20 00:00:59,482 --> 00:01:01,216 Oh, hold this, old man. 21 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:03,351 Keeley? 22 00:01:05,705 --> 00:01:08,306 Oh, good. Another one. 23 00:01:08,341 --> 00:01:10,892 Help me, Cannon. She took pictures. 24 00:01:10,926 --> 00:01:13,311 If you're gonna let this kid dress like some measle-infested 25 00:01:13,312 --> 00:01:15,697 rag doll, do yourself a favor, save some time. 26 00:01:15,731 --> 00:01:17,499 Let him just go beat the crap out of himself. Go ahead. 27 00:01:17,533 --> 00:01:20,118 Danny, do not listen to him. We are gonna have a great time 28 00:01:20,152 --> 00:01:22,337 and get hopped up on abba-zabas like we do every year. 29 00:01:22,371 --> 00:01:25,357 See? That's what I mean. Halloween is nothing but child welfare. 30 00:01:25,391 --> 00:01:27,392 A bunch of these gargoyles walking up and down the street 31 00:01:27,426 --> 00:01:29,511 - looking for a handout. - Oh, lighten up, Dad. 32 00:01:29,545 --> 00:01:31,596 It's kids dressing up and getting candy. 33 00:01:31,647 --> 00:01:33,915 Well, when I was a kid, the trick was not getting polio, 34 00:01:33,949 --> 00:01:36,751 and the treat was to get a job when you were 8 years old. 35 00:01:36,786 --> 00:01:40,655 Well, it is a family tradition, and we are going to keep it going. 36 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:42,957 Look, don't we have to agree on family traditions? 37 00:01:42,992 --> 00:01:45,393 - Go get ready for practice. - Thank you. 38 00:01:45,427 --> 00:01:46,778 Hey, hey, Danny boy. 39 00:01:46,829 --> 00:01:48,897 I'm sorry. I was only teasing about the outfit. 40 00:01:48,931 --> 00:01:50,632 You look great. See you in the hospital. 41 00:01:50,666 --> 00:01:53,368 Yeah, thanks. Be sure to bring some candy, 42 00:01:53,402 --> 00:01:56,021 'cause I'm not getting any dressed like this. 43 00:01:56,055 --> 00:01:58,907 Why do you do that to him? 44 00:01:58,941 --> 00:02:01,009 It is our first Halloween since the move, and I would 45 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:03,078 like him to feel that some things don't have to change. 46 00:02:03,112 --> 00:02:05,930 You can come with us. You can dress as despair. 47 00:02:05,965 --> 00:02:07,582 Oh, that's clever. 48 00:02:07,616 --> 00:02:09,250 But, you see, I have a tradition. 49 00:02:09,268 --> 00:02:12,954 1997 Halloween, a bunch of kids came into our cemetery 50 00:02:12,988 --> 00:02:16,641 and turned over gravestones. and one of them was your mother's. 51 00:02:16,692 --> 00:02:18,193 And I... 52 00:02:18,227 --> 00:02:22,097 ...am not gonna let that happen again. That's my tradition. 53 00:02:23,999 --> 00:02:25,967 I'm back 54 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:35,894 I'm back 55 00:02:35,895 --> 00:02:38,514 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 56 00:03:20,289 --> 00:03:22,023 Whoa. Nice hit, buddy. 57 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:25,126 It only took you six months to get a piece of it. 58 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,411 Loser! 59 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,864 Don't listen to them. You drilled that. 60 00:03:29,882 --> 00:03:31,800 All right, Vanessa. Your turn at bat. 61 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:34,335 - Nice hit, Danny. - Thanks. 62 00:03:34,369 --> 00:03:36,171 Hey, are you going trick-or-treating tomorrow night 63 00:03:36,205 --> 00:03:39,674 - with the team? - Um... I don't know. 64 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:42,310 Well, if you do, maybe I could go with you guys. 65 00:03:42,344 --> 00:03:44,145 Yeah, but aren't you going with David? 66 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:47,599 No. He thinks costumes are stupid. 67 00:03:47,650 --> 00:03:50,602 Oh. Oh, yeah. Definitely. You can come with us. 68 00:03:50,653 --> 00:03:51,936 Great. 69 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:56,357 Yes. 70 00:03:56,391 --> 00:03:58,476 Okay. There's a little something you guys are 71 00:03:58,477 --> 00:04:00,561 gonna have to learn to do in between the bases. 72 00:04:00,579 --> 00:04:03,331 - It is called running! - Hey, Cannon. 73 00:04:03,365 --> 00:04:05,033 Uh, you mind if I interrupt your yelling for just a second? 74 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:07,869 - I am not yelling. - All right, fine. 75 00:04:07,903 --> 00:04:09,954 Hey, uh, you guys, you know what's a great idea? 76 00:04:10,005 --> 00:04:12,373 Yeah, if we all go trick-or-treating tomorrow night! 77 00:04:12,407 --> 00:04:13,908 No! 78 00:04:13,926 --> 00:04:16,461 I'm not going. David and his gang 79 00:04:16,512 --> 00:04:18,980 are gonna push me down and take my candy again. 80 00:04:19,014 --> 00:04:21,382 Last year, they even broke my candelabra. 81 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:24,018 Liberace without his candelabra is just Elvis. 82 00:04:24,053 --> 00:04:27,956 Well, we have to go out. It's Halloween! I'm talking free candy. 83 00:04:27,990 --> 00:04:30,558 Listen, I'd kill a man for a bucket of candy. 84 00:04:31,443 --> 00:04:35,046 But these guys scare me. They picked me up by my side skin. 85 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,581 I don't want to get bullied anymore. 86 00:04:36,632 --> 00:04:39,050 Look, we are not gonna get bullied tomorrow night. 87 00:04:39,084 --> 00:04:41,119 I can guarantee that. Right, Cannon? 88 00:04:41,153 --> 00:04:44,239 - What did you say? What? - You have a particular set of skills. 89 00:04:44,273 --> 00:04:46,040 You can crack the bully code for us. 90 00:04:46,075 --> 00:04:49,810 Right. That is right. I can do that. 91 00:04:49,828 --> 00:04:52,680 But you guys are gonna have to pay attention to me. 92 00:04:52,715 --> 00:04:54,048 So, here's what we can do. 93 00:04:54,066 --> 00:04:55,650 We can pull a number 19. 94 00:04:55,684 --> 00:04:58,703 Now, for number 19, you got have a kit. 95 00:04:58,754 --> 00:05:01,172 You're gonna need a pipe, venetian blinds, a rope. 96 00:05:02,224 --> 00:05:03,825 You're gonna need super glue. 97 00:05:03,859 --> 00:05:07,328 You're gonna need grease, some pepper, maybe a unicycle, 98 00:05:07,346 --> 00:05:11,432 a bag of cement, and silk stockings and a couple other items. 99 00:05:11,466 --> 00:05:13,418 Whole thing costs you $3,000, $4,000. 100 00:05:13,452 --> 00:05:17,772 - That sounds like a lot. - Right. Not in your budget. I get it. 101 00:05:17,806 --> 00:05:20,925 Here's the deal. Gather up here. 102 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,410 Hey, Terry. 103 00:05:22,444 --> 00:05:24,165 Just thought I'd make sure you're coming to my 104 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,747 Dick-tober awesome Halloween costume jam tomorrow night. 105 00:05:26,765 --> 00:05:29,484 I was thinking about just putting a bow on and coming as 106 00:05:29,485 --> 00:05:32,203 god's gift to women, but then... I couldn't be a cowboy. 107 00:05:32,254 --> 00:05:34,288 And cowboys are friggin' awesome. 108 00:05:34,306 --> 00:05:36,658 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pewng! 109 00:05:36,692 --> 00:05:37,825 That one ricocheted. You hear that? 110 00:05:38,827 --> 00:05:40,261 Oh, don't do that. 111 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:43,181 - I spend Halloween with my son, Dick. - Oh, come on. 112 00:05:43,232 --> 00:05:44,899 We're having all kinds of relay races, cool prizes. Just ... 113 00:05:44,917 --> 00:05:47,802 Oh, my god. You're gonna have relay races? That's so cool! 114 00:05:47,836 --> 00:05:50,305 - That's mean. - Oh, my god. 115 00:05:50,339 --> 00:05:52,707 That's Keeley Summers. What is she doing here? 116 00:05:52,741 --> 00:05:55,510 You know Keeley? I met her last year at the sidecar. 117 00:05:55,544 --> 00:05:57,244 She's back in town, and she's definitely coming 118 00:05:57,263 --> 00:05:59,030 to my Dick-tober awesome Halloween costume jam. 119 00:06:00,399 --> 00:06:02,583 Hey, slingbaugh. See you tomorrow night at the party? 120 00:06:02,617 --> 00:06:04,802 Yes, you will, Keeley. 121 00:06:04,853 --> 00:06:06,771 - Gannon? - Mm? 122 00:06:06,822 --> 00:06:10,475 Terry? Oh, my ... is that you? 123 00:06:10,509 --> 00:06:12,343 Oh, you never grew! 124 00:06:12,394 --> 00:06:14,846 Oh, and you're standing up and wearing clothes. 125 00:06:14,897 --> 00:06:17,115 I haven't seen you since high school. 126 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:19,500 I was class president, and Terry was the, uh ... 127 00:06:19,518 --> 00:06:22,820 - god, what did you do, again? - Vending-machine liaison. 128 00:06:22,855 --> 00:06:24,405 That's right. That's right. 129 00:06:24,423 --> 00:06:27,742 Well, Terry and I were always competing, and I always won. 130 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,344 - God, we had so much fun. - Yeah, high school. 131 00:06:30,362 --> 00:06:32,413 So long ago. So irrelevant now. 132 00:06:32,447 --> 00:06:34,749 Well, you know what they say. Life is just high school all grown up. 133 00:06:34,767 --> 00:06:36,484 No. No one says that. 134 00:06:36,518 --> 00:06:38,403 Well, I just said it, so people do say it. 135 00:06:38,437 --> 00:06:39,570 They do. 136 00:06:39,605 --> 00:06:40,988 So, do you still live here? 137 00:06:41,006 --> 00:06:44,658 Oh, Terry ... uh, Terry had to quit college when she got knocked up. 138 00:06:44,677 --> 00:06:47,495 - And then, she, uh, married a loser and got divorced... - Oh. 139 00:06:47,529 --> 00:06:49,330 ...and had to move back down here to live with her dad. 140 00:06:49,364 --> 00:06:53,601 She also coaches, and, uh, she works for me ... at the pizzeria. 141 00:06:53,635 --> 00:06:56,988 Terry Gannon, making poor life decisions since 1997. 142 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,875 - Wow. - Well, Terry, I would love to catch up, 143 00:07:00,893 --> 00:07:03,444 but I have a Sports X interview at the other field here. 144 00:07:03,478 --> 00:07:05,113 But, hey, maybe I'll see you at Dick's Halloween party. 145 00:07:05,147 --> 00:07:06,597 At my Dick-tober awesome Halloween costume jam. 146 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:09,600 You know what? Or just follow me on Instagram, 147 00:07:09,635 --> 00:07:11,585 and I'll take pics of everything that you missed. 148 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:15,423 - Okay. Bye. - Oh-ho-ho! 149 00:07:15,457 --> 00:07:18,092 - She is something, huh? - Yeah. She's something. 150 00:07:18,127 --> 00:07:20,036 Look, Terry, I can understand now why you're not coming 151 00:07:20,037 --> 00:07:21,946 tomorrow night. I wouldn't want to compete with that, either. 152 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:24,499 I mean... she's perfect. 153 00:07:25,501 --> 00:07:26,884 Shut up, Dick. I'll be there. 154 00:07:28,336 --> 00:07:30,171 All right. Cool. 155 00:07:34,843 --> 00:07:37,612 Oh. Hey, Mom. You know, I know we have a tradition, 156 00:07:37,646 --> 00:07:39,447 and I'm a little nervous to ask you this, 157 00:07:39,481 --> 00:07:41,866 but, you know, do you think, this Halloween, 158 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:44,018 maybe I could go trick-or-treating with my own ... 159 00:07:44,036 --> 00:07:47,288 Friends? Oh, yeah. Yeah. 160 00:07:47,322 --> 00:07:49,323 Absolutely! Yeah, and I'll go out with mine. 161 00:07:49,357 --> 00:07:50,357 - Good idea. - Thank you. 162 00:07:50,376 --> 00:07:52,320 Great new tradition. Good thinking, buddy. 163 00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:53,762 - Yeah. - Yeah. 164 00:08:01,126 --> 00:08:03,360 Mom, someone's here to milk our cows that we don't have. 165 00:08:03,394 --> 00:08:06,429 Michael, it's me ... coach Terry. I'm Raggedy Ann. 166 00:08:06,448 --> 00:08:08,198 Oh. Well, you're certainly half of that. 167 00:08:08,232 --> 00:08:10,617 Mom, I'm leaving. Have fun tonight. 168 00:08:10,652 --> 00:08:13,103 Don't worry, Terry. My Mom can work magic. 169 00:08:13,138 --> 00:08:16,590 - Goodbye, Mom. - Bye, darling ... oh, good lord. 170 00:08:16,674 --> 00:08:19,359 You look like a 7-year-old doing the walk of shame. 171 00:08:19,410 --> 00:08:21,645 It's Halloween, darling. Where are your breasts? 172 00:08:21,679 --> 00:08:24,081 Help. I need a grown-up costume. 173 00:08:26,301 --> 00:08:30,737 Oh, I am going to take Keeley Summers down tonight. 174 00:08:30,788 --> 00:08:32,206 She completely rode my coattails in high school 175 00:08:32,257 --> 00:08:33,774 and took everything that was coming to me. 176 00:08:33,808 --> 00:08:35,876 Hm. Seems like you're over it. 177 00:08:35,910 --> 00:08:38,345 I am way too amped up for your dry British wit. 178 00:08:38,396 --> 00:08:41,381 I want to win ... once. 179 00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:44,368 I want to show up to this party looking so smoking hot 180 00:08:44,402 --> 00:08:46,937 that Keeley Summers doesn't know whether to cry or kiss me, 181 00:08:46,955 --> 00:08:49,848 and she's so confused that she just melts into 182 00:08:49,849 --> 00:08:51,391 a puddle of her own misery. 183 00:08:51,442 --> 00:08:54,044 Ooh. I love dark Terry. 184 00:08:54,078 --> 00:08:57,197 Now let's get you out of that dreadful hamburger-girl costume 185 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,550 and into something a little more delicious. 186 00:08:59,584 --> 00:09:02,719 - Ooh. Are you allergic to latex? - Yes. 187 00:09:02,737 --> 00:09:04,838 No problem. I have other closets. 188 00:09:31,482 --> 00:09:34,535 What the hell is this? Caroline? 189 00:09:34,569 --> 00:09:37,204 This bum James is trying to show you up. 190 00:09:37,238 --> 00:09:40,574 "Friend and nurse" and the picture. 191 00:09:40,608 --> 00:09:44,344 He had to do this last week. I'm telling you, when he shows up, man, 192 00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:45,445 I'm gonna cut him a new one. You hear me? 193 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:49,483 I'm here. You got a problem with my Clara's stone? 194 00:09:49,534 --> 00:09:51,718 Yeah, you bet your ass I do. 195 00:09:51,753 --> 00:09:54,187 You think your dead wife is better than my dead wife? 196 00:09:54,239 --> 00:09:58,542 What is that, a frigging r?sum?? "Nurse." 197 00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:09,286 - Hi. - Wow. You look great. 198 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,487 Thanks. 199 00:10:10,521 --> 00:10:12,322 But why aren't you dressed like one of the Angles? 200 00:10:12,356 --> 00:10:13,540 It's Halloween? 201 00:10:13,591 --> 00:10:15,759 You look like the chick from "the Hungry Games." 202 00:10:15,777 --> 00:10:18,145 And, Dong, what are you wearing? 203 00:10:18,196 --> 00:10:20,931 Hey, we all agreed to come in our uniforms, right? 204 00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:23,517 And there you have it. 205 00:10:23,568 --> 00:10:26,936 Well, guys, what do you say we do some trick-or-treating? 206 00:10:26,955 --> 00:10:28,121 Yeah! 207 00:10:28,156 --> 00:10:30,290 [Wizardz of Oz's "Welcome to the night" plays] 208 00:10:42,053 --> 00:10:44,271 Whoa-ho! Keeley! 209 00:10:44,322 --> 00:10:46,406 You look amazing. 210 00:10:46,441 --> 00:10:48,742 Shut up. You're so sweet. 211 00:10:49,794 --> 00:10:50,844 But seriously. 212 00:10:58,169 --> 00:11:00,824 - Wow. - Wow. 213 00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:15,752 Whoa. Terry. You, uh ... 214 00:11:15,786 --> 00:11:17,838 Wow. I mean, look at her. That's "wow," right? 215 00:11:17,889 --> 00:11:20,090 - That ... that is ... - You look really pretty, Terry. 216 00:11:20,124 --> 00:11:21,908 I mean, so much better than yesterday, right? 217 00:11:23,011 --> 00:11:24,811 Mm, thanks. You just look the same. 218 00:11:27,215 --> 00:11:32,069 And, Dick, in your "Alone Ranger" costume. How perfect. 219 00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:35,205 You know what, Terry? I give, and I give, and you just ... oh! 220 00:11:35,239 --> 00:11:37,057 Slutty nurse! I gotta go. 221 00:11:38,359 --> 00:11:40,977 Did you see the look on Keeley's face? 222 00:11:41,012 --> 00:11:42,429 - She was rattled. - Mm. 223 00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:44,648 - It was awesome. - Yes, very good. 224 00:11:44,682 --> 00:11:46,066 Uh, and, darling, just so you know, 225 00:11:46,117 --> 00:11:47,984 your boob tape is only gonna hold till midnight. 226 00:11:48,002 --> 00:11:49,753 After that, your little pumpkins are coming out. 227 00:11:49,771 --> 00:11:52,022 Oh, operation "me looking hot" accomplished. 228 00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:53,757 Let's get out of this Dick-tober cheese fest. 229 00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:56,727 Oh! 230 00:11:56,761 --> 00:11:58,879 Oops. 231 00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:01,181 Oh, I hope that doesn't ruin your costume. 232 00:12:01,215 --> 00:12:02,315 Well, that looks terrible. 233 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:06,336 You know what, Keeley? I was gonna be cool. 234 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:07,471 Well, that would be a first. 235 00:12:07,505 --> 00:12:12,092 But not anymore. I am going to take you down. 236 00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:13,777 Oh, like you did in high school? 237 00:12:13,811 --> 00:12:15,912 Oh, wait. That didn't happen. 238 00:12:15,946 --> 00:12:17,297 - Oh, I will strangle ... - Whoa, whoa! Hang on, girls! 239 00:12:17,348 --> 00:12:19,449 Hey, hey! Don't ... let's not waste this here. 240 00:12:19,484 --> 00:12:22,869 You guys could go head-to-head in one of my competitions. 241 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,655 - Or you could just wrestle. - I'm in. 242 00:12:31,662 --> 00:12:34,531 I'm gonna tell you what I don't like, okay? 243 00:12:34,565 --> 00:12:36,400 I put four things on Caroline's stone 244 00:12:36,434 --> 00:12:39,052 just to set her apart 'cause she's a special lady. 245 00:12:39,087 --> 00:12:41,605 Now, here you come and try to rip of my idea. 246 00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:43,874 And not only that, then you try to one-up me. 247 00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:45,959 Now, that's a dirtbag thing to do, James. 248 00:12:45,993 --> 00:12:48,662 Are you saying my Clara's not special? 249 00:12:48,713 --> 00:12:50,714 What I'm saying is I'm gonna run up to my car 250 00:12:50,748 --> 00:12:54,150 and get a chisel or a sander and end the conversation. How's that? 251 00:12:54,168 --> 00:12:56,334 Tell you what ... you keep running your mouth, and I'll add 252 00:12:56,413 --> 00:13:01,425 more letters to the stone like, uh, "great cook," "nice ass." 253 00:13:01,459 --> 00:13:04,528 Whoa, whoa. Right there ... stop. Talking ass ... 254 00:13:04,562 --> 00:13:08,098 nobody ... nobody had a better ass than this girl right here. Nobody. 255 00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:11,902 Well, my Clara took first place in a Jamaican dance contest. 256 00:13:11,936 --> 00:13:14,838 Have you ever seen how they dance down there? 257 00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:17,157 You know, dance like ... well, you know. 258 00:13:17,191 --> 00:13:18,992 Yeah, I know. 259 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,974 Best. 260 00:13:27,135 --> 00:13:29,636 Mmm. This cookie crunch is muy bueno. 261 00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:32,506 I'm gonna see how much I can eat before my kidneys fail. 262 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:35,091 Yeah, well, my Mom doesn't usually allow me to eat sugar. 263 00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:37,661 - Why? Is that a religious thing? - No, my Mom just sucks. 264 00:13:37,695 --> 00:13:39,229 Look at all this candy. 265 00:13:39,263 --> 00:13:40,981 Remind me to call my trainer when I get home. 266 00:13:41,032 --> 00:13:44,401 - You having fun? - Yeah. I'm glad I came. 267 00:13:44,435 --> 00:13:46,603 Cool kid alert! Cool kid alert! 268 00:13:46,637 --> 00:13:48,021 Okay, guys. Remember the plan. 269 00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:51,975 Stay calm, guys. We got this. 270 00:13:52,009 --> 00:13:53,059 See, now, I thought you guys 271 00:13:53,094 --> 00:13:54,511 would have learned your lesson last year. 272 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,179 So, just hand over the candy, 273 00:13:56,197 --> 00:13:59,115 and maybe we'll let you keep a little bit of your dignity. 274 00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:00,984 Come on, David. Don't be a jerk. 275 00:14:01,002 --> 00:14:03,537 These are my teammates now. Don't do this. 276 00:14:03,588 --> 00:14:06,456 I don't get why you're always sticking up for these geeks. 277 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:09,626 Careful, babe, or I'm gonna have to cut you loose. 278 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,545 Hey, look, we are not geeks. 279 00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:13,663 I am. 280 00:14:13,681 --> 00:14:16,466 You are not stealing our candy. 281 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,002 Right, 'cause... who's gonna stop us? 282 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,805 Certainly not... Superman! 283 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,844 Eh, I gave it a shot. 284 00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:29,279 I'm gonna stop you. 285 00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:34,951 Son of a... 286 00:14:36,404 --> 00:14:40,008 - Get him! - Come on, guys. Let's go. 287 00:14:41,204 --> 00:14:44,684 Okay, everybody. The games are about to begin. 288 00:14:44,702 --> 00:14:46,153 This year, there's no teams. 289 00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:48,321 It's just Terry versus Keeley... 290 00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:52,743 ...for a prize of 5,000 bucks. 291 00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:56,814 And by 5,000 bucks, I mean 5,000 Dick dollars. 292 00:14:56,848 --> 00:14:59,433 Hey, let's get this thing started! 293 00:15:01,352 --> 00:15:02,553 Looks like Terry's definitely in the lead. 294 00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:04,271 Her doughnut's almost gone. Ooh, Keeley's close. 295 00:15:04,289 --> 00:15:06,073 Ohh, guys, closer. Closer. 296 00:15:06,107 --> 00:15:07,591 Eyes on me! Ohh! 297 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,844 Yes. Oh! Terry is the winner! 298 00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:13,497 Terry is the winner of the doughnut-eating contest! 299 00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:15,332 I'm sorry. You couldn't eat the doughnut fast enough. 300 00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:16,700 Well done, Terry. 301 00:15:18,236 --> 00:15:21,455 Well, it looks like the mummy-wrap contest 302 00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:24,124 might be won by Keeley. 303 00:15:24,142 --> 00:15:25,425 Is that a face? Yes! 304 00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,361 She wins the mummy-wrap contest! 305 00:15:27,395 --> 00:15:30,247 - Keeley wins! - Damn it,Stan! 306 00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:33,033 Why'd you have to wear that stupid headdress? 307 00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:40,140 Here I come, Danny! 308 00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:52,936 You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? 309 00:15:54,989 --> 00:15:56,623 Now! 310 00:15:58,176 --> 00:15:59,893 Pull! 311 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,600 Hey! 312 00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:12,689 - Get him! - Come on, guys. 313 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:15,108 - Pull! - I'm losing grip! 314 00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:16,710 No! 315 00:16:18,129 --> 00:16:19,513 Get him, guys! 316 00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:22,482 Come on, guys! Pull! 317 00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:27,854 Pull! 318 00:16:31,976 --> 00:16:33,293 - Yes! - Whoo! 319 00:16:33,311 --> 00:16:34,678 All right, guys, come on! We did it! 320 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:37,297 - Whoo-hoo! - We did it! Come on! 321 00:16:38,449 --> 00:16:40,117 I'll tell you what. You're kind of right, there. 322 00:16:40,151 --> 00:16:42,035 That is quite an ass. 323 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:45,889 So is your Caroline. How'd you get her to pose like that? 324 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:48,642 Oh, yeah. She did that, you know? 325 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,227 Sent it to me while I was in the service. 326 00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:51,762 Who took it? 327 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:58,852 Um, never thought of that. Here. Give it to me. 328 00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:00,237 - I didn't mean, uh ... - No, no, no, no. 329 00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:01,872 Just take it easy. Relax. 330 00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:04,908 Listen, all these years, you know, I've been wondering. 331 00:17:04,943 --> 00:17:08,495 I never asked you how, uh ... how Clara passed. 332 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,814 Car accident. 333 00:17:10,848 --> 00:17:15,802 She was coming home from work. It had been raining. 334 00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:20,090 - How about your Caroline? - Oh, cancer. 335 00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:23,142 - I'm sorry. - Me, too. 336 00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:29,516 Cannon, so you know, I did add those words to one-up you 337 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,619 because before tonight, I didn't like you. 338 00:17:32,654 --> 00:17:34,721 Do me a favor and just relax, James. 339 00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:37,391 Just don't get swishy on me, all right? 340 00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:41,961 - Here. Want a beer? - Sure. 341 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:45,949 - Ribs? - Uh, dry-rubbed or sauced? 342 00:17:45,984 --> 00:17:49,052 - Sauced. - Well, then, I'm in. 343 00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:51,938 - And here's to girls with great asses. - Yeah. 344 00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:54,775 Now, here's the deal. You don't bully us anymore. 345 00:17:54,776 --> 00:17:56,093 You don't tease us anymore. 346 00:17:56,127 --> 00:17:59,730 That goes for you, your friends, and the whole Pirates team. 347 00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:02,666 If not, we have about a thousand eggs up here, 348 00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:05,519 and we all need pitching practice. 349 00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:07,220 So, you gonna take the deal? 350 00:18:07,238 --> 00:18:09,840 I have an idea. How about you let us out, 351 00:18:09,874 --> 00:18:12,142 and I won't scramble your face?! 352 00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:13,393 The bank called. 353 00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:16,096 No deal! Fire! 354 00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:27,124 Hey, David. I'm tired of the way you treat people. 355 00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:29,743 I'm cutting you loose. 356 00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:35,582 All right, let's do this, folks. 357 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,384 The final event is spike the apple. 358 00:18:38,403 --> 00:18:41,021 Okay, so, the person closest to the bull's-eye 359 00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:43,206 with the apple wins. 360 00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:45,058 So, let's introduce our first thrower. 361 00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:47,227 She's tall, and she's hot ... 362 00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:50,013 It's Keeley! 363 00:18:53,518 --> 00:18:54,935 Ohh! 364 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,287 That is not bad. Blue is not bad. 365 00:18:57,321 --> 00:18:58,738 Coming up next, she's a little shorter, 366 00:18:58,756 --> 00:19:00,857 but she's still hot ... it's Terry. 367 00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:11,384 - Mom. - Danny? 368 00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:13,487 W-what are you doing here? Are you okay? 369 00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,489 You will not believe the night I just had. 370 00:19:15,523 --> 00:19:17,290 Hey. Are you gonna throw or what? 371 00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:18,809 Shut up. I'm talking to my son. 372 00:19:18,843 --> 00:19:21,945 Okay, so, these older kids, they tried to steal our candy, 373 00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:24,247 but the Cannon helped me, and we totally egged them. 374 00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:25,966 And then Vanessa dumped David, 375 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,768 and she kissed me on the cheek! 376 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:30,129 Also, I found this house that has a bunch of abba-zabas, and I 377 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,456 wanted to know if you still wanted to go trick-or-treating with me. 378 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:35,241 We have to go now, or else they're gonna run out. 379 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:37,794 Oh, buddy. 380 00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:46,670 - Of course I'll go with you. - Wait. So, you forfeit? 381 00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:50,991 I win. I win again. 382 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,994 I'm sorry. Did you see what just happened here? 383 00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:59,166 Say what you want about my life choices. You don't have this. 384 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,036 I win. 385 00:20:03,054 --> 00:20:04,754 Whatever you got to tell yourself. 386 00:20:07,258 --> 00:20:10,927 Ohh! Unbelievable! 387 00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:12,562 Just so we're clear. 388 00:20:18,492 --> 00:20:19,759 [Saint-Saens' "Danse macabre" plays] 389 00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:23,046 You hear that? 390 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,131 Teenagers. 391 00:20:25,165 --> 00:20:29,636 - Yeah. - Ohh. It's butt-kicking time. 392 00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:31,671 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 393 00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:33,139 Give me some of that barbecue sauce. 394 00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:35,775 You guys suck! You had them! 395 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,579 - I need to take this off. - This stinks. 396 00:20:43,817 --> 00:20:46,486 Zombies! Aah! Run! 397 00:20:50,407 --> 00:20:52,041 Hey. 398 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,878 Let's not wait a year before we hang out again, huh? 399 00:20:54,912 --> 00:20:56,913 - You got a deal. - All right. 400 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,236 Let's have a beer. 401 00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:03,516 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 402 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,073 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 403 00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:11,673 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31936