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Previously on
Another Period...
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Well, I met a boy I like.
[giggles]
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Laverne Fussleforth the fifth.
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What do you say about getting
married in, oh, I don't know,
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the next 45 minutes or so?
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We'll have to wait
for Bertram.
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I can't have a wedding without
my grandson here.
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How wonderful to finally
meet you, Grandma!
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I might be in love
with Hortense.
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What could you possibly see
in Hortense?
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Well, I suppose I don't see
much of anything
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on account of my glaucoma.
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[yells]
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Earthworms don't change
into butterflies, Chair.
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Someone took photos of us.
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Sexual photographs, Beatrice.
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You're no longer welcome here.
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Oh, Frederick!
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Get ye to a nunnery!
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Mother?
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Beatrice, I live here.
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May I have the ring, please?
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Put it on my finger.
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[hip-hop music]
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[groans]
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[crowd gasps]
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I want the money,
I want the fame
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I want the whole world
to know my name
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this is mine,
I got to get it
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I got to get it,
got, got to get it
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Another Period
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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[crowd gasping]
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Everyone just relax.
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Laverne's just taking a nap.
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Give him some air!
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I am a registered Red Cross lady
of the Perpetual Watch.
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[dramatic music]
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[groans]
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Oh, oh, I think he's just
playing charades.
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[laughs]
Sack of onions!
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Dead industrialist!
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Does anyone else
have any guesses?
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Oh, my God.
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Laverne has passed.
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[exclaims]
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No!
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You think you're "no"?
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I'm no!
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No!
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Laverne is in
a better place now--
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not engaged to Lillian.
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Oh, but this still counts
though, right?
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Listen up, everyone.
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There's something
I must confess.
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Laverne was...
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very old!
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[crowd gasping]
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Yes, it is true.
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I've known for some time.
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But let me say this--
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Grandpa loved life,
but more than that,
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he loved love,
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and I love you...
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[giggles]
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- Hortense.
- [sighs]
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[swelling instrumental music]
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Where's Grandpa's ring?
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- Here it is.
- No, that's my ring!
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Well, seeing as you never
actually married Laverne,
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I am the legal heir to his
possessions and fortunes,
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so technically it's my ring.
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But actually,
it's Hortense's ring
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if she'll have it.
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Wait, is this even legal?
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I don't know.
I'm ship captain.
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Yes!
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I will marry you!
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Wait!
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You've never even seen her.
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By Job, you're right.
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I want to see
my beautiful bride.
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But should we check
with the doctor
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before you take those off?
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And how necessary is it really
to see the bride
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before one's marriage?
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Oh, foo-fah!
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I want to see your face,
damn it.
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[tense music]
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So bright.
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So clear.
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I can see.
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Oh, my heavens.
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You're Hortense?
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[laughs]
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You're...
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much more...
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beautiful than I ever
could've imagined.
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[exclaiming]
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[laughing]
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[applause]
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No!
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[laughing]
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I'm so happy!
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I'm so happy!
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[laughing]
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[upbeat classical music]
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[dramatic music]
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[yells]
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God.
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Oh, God.
Fuck, yes.
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Beatrice, you do not need
to flagellate yourself
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to get into heaven.
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This is the fifth time
I'm telling you this.
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Oh, I know.
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I was doing it just in case.
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This may sound dramatic,
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but I really don't want
to go to hell.
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My dear...
[clears throat]
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Sit down.
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You are not going to go to hell.
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Only people who don't believe
exactly as we do
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are going there.
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Right.
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Except for people I like.
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No, people you like
will be going to hell.
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A lot of them.
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- What?
- Oh, yes.
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One day you'll see someone
you love,
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and that's really wonderful,
but the next day,
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just know that they'll be
drinking and smoking
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and eating taffy
at the gates of hell.
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Drinking and smoking
and eating taffy
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at the gates of hell?
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God works in mysterious ways,
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but the devil works
in plain sight.
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Well, what about Lillian?
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- She's not going to hell, right?
- Tell me about this Lillian.
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Well, she sins all the time
and she doesn't believe
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in anything, but deep down,
she's really pretty.
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She's gonna go to hell.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
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Maybe I should flagellate
on her behalf.
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- No.
- [yells]
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Yeah, no, I don't think
that'll help.
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You cannot save another person.
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If that were the case, then the
Lord would save all of mankind
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and no one would go to hell.
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Why doesn't he?
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Well, because.
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Oh, yeah.
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The best thing you can do
for those you love
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is forcefully push your beliefs
upon them.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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[yells]
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[hip-hop music]
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[static crackling]
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[light piano music]
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Sweet Dodo,
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may I have this one...
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last dance?
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Oh.
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[clears throat]
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- [yells]
- [laughs]
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Tits on a frog!
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Oh, we've done it!
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It's official--
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the Bellacourt fortune
has been saved.
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Yes, and now it's time
to make us official.
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Oh, you're right.
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[classical music]
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To love.
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To money.
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[laughter]
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I'm a simple girl.
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All I want is a little RBP--
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rubies, beluga, and property.
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And here we go, you retched,
horrible creature.
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Soup for you,
you hideous old child.
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[choral music]
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Eat up, old hobo.
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Gee, thanks, missus.
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'Tis the best bowl of soup
I ever did eat, I did.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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You've been served.
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[stammering]
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They're divorce papers.
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You are not an easy woman
to track down.
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Shit on my tits!
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all hands
on the limousine, bitch
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[light piano music]
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Brunch, did you recently
catch obesity?
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Oh!
[laughs]
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You're fat.
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Well, sir, it's Blanche,
and no, I am with child.
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- Oh.
- [laughs]
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Well, that would be adorable
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if not for your chilling lack
of a partner
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and basement-level
social standing.
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It's sad.
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My husband and I are going
to raise this child together.
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Victor, would you ever want
to have a child?
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Sometimes I hunger for a womb
of my own.
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Yes.
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Yes, I think with my thin,
aristocratic blood
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and my familial propensity
towards large-scale violence,
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this child would have
sure footing in this life.
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I'd be willing
to rear my own spawn
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if it had almond-shaped eyes
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and dressed primarily
in sailor suits.
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Mm.
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Forgive me, but don't you both
have multiple children already?
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- [scoffs]
- Oh, my God.
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Are you brain damaged
or just organically stupid?
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Not from our wives.
Love child.
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Yeah.
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A child who would have mud-brown
hair, very straight spine.
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His name would be Tiberius
and he would only communicate
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through dance.
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Tiberius, handsome name.
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Like the proud Roman emperor
who oversaw
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the administrative apparatus
that killed Christ.
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Oh!
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I have a wonderful idea.
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We will take her child
and raise it as our own.
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Mm.
Well, what if it's a girl?
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Well, we do live
next to the Atlantic Ocean.
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We can teach her to sail
with the old heave-ho.
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[both laugh]
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[laughing]
We would drown her.
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swear I'm always on
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grinding 24 and all
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- Hi, Mother.
- Oh!
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- [exclaims]
- It's me.
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I stowed away
like a piece of luggage.
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What are you doing here?
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- I'm on a very special mission.
- So am I.
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I'm going to get Lillian
to repent for all her sins
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so I don't have to go to
the heaven party alone.
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Please let me come.
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I hate going to parties
by myself.
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Aren't you worried about
Frederick finding out?
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He and his henchmen
seem quite intent
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on keeping you in the abbey.
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Mother, I can't be in danger
with God protecting me.
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It's not always
as black and white as that.
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Yes, it is.
Look at my outfit.
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That is not actually
a refutation of the argument.
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Well, I'm not worried about
my reputation.
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Now that I'm saved,
God will give me anything I want
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and nothing bad can ever happen.
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That's how it works.
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[mellow pop music]
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-
in my dream
-
in my dream
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you're there
in a warm embrace
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a warm embrace
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Welcome home, Lady Dodo.
273
00:10:30,652 --> 00:10:31,851
And me, Beatrice.
274
00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:33,086
I'm here too as well.
275
00:10:33,088 --> 00:10:35,221
Yes, and Lady Beatrice.
276
00:10:35,223 --> 00:10:38,057
Peepers, do you have
your horsehair brush?
277
00:10:38,059 --> 00:10:39,058
Of course, madam.
278
00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,627
Shall I brush your hair?
279
00:10:40,629 --> 00:10:43,196
No, the carriage rolled
through a pile of cow shit.
280
00:10:43,198 --> 00:10:44,130
Scrub the wheels.
281
00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:47,867
Yes, madam.
282
00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:49,435
And in that moment,
283
00:10:49,437 --> 00:10:52,205
I've never been more proud
to be head butler.
284
00:10:52,207 --> 00:10:54,841
[hip-hop music]
285
00:10:54,843 --> 00:10:56,509
286
00:10:56,511 --> 00:10:59,579
It's been a long while
since I've been home.
287
00:10:59,581 --> 00:11:03,783
Well, it's not really
your home anymore, is it?
288
00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:07,387
Welcome to my home, Dodo.
289
00:11:07,389 --> 00:11:09,922
I have nothing to say to you.
290
00:11:09,924 --> 00:11:12,358
I need audience
with the Commodore.
291
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,393
[groans]
292
00:11:13,395 --> 00:11:16,663
His schedule has been so busy,
293
00:11:16,665 --> 00:11:20,366
what with making love to me
and buying me everything I want,
294
00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:23,803
but I'll check and see
if he has an opening
295
00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:26,239
other than my vagina.
296
00:11:26,241 --> 00:11:28,641
[retching]
297
00:11:28,643 --> 00:11:31,244
298
00:11:37,085 --> 00:11:40,119
Beautiful morning
for a garbage dump, isn't it?
299
00:11:40,121 --> 00:11:42,288
Yes, the breeze really
brings out the trash notes
300
00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:44,257
in the garbage.
301
00:11:44,259 --> 00:11:45,725
[garbage clattering]
302
00:11:45,727 --> 00:11:47,794
Yes.
303
00:11:47,796 --> 00:11:50,930
There's something almost
romantic about it.
304
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,934
[garbage clattering]
305
00:11:54,936 --> 00:11:56,803
Cliffside garbage dump, huh?
306
00:11:56,805 --> 00:11:58,504
[chuckles]
307
00:11:58,506 --> 00:12:02,175
Oh, just the thought of it
makes me horny.
308
00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:05,945
Hamish...
309
00:12:05,947 --> 00:12:08,281
we were having a private
conversation.
310
00:12:08,283 --> 00:12:09,982
Garfield, you know when you're
taking a piss, you're like,
311
00:12:09,984 --> 00:12:12,819
"Wait a second, when's the last
time I drank a bottle
312
00:12:12,821 --> 00:12:15,121
of hot sand and broken glass?"
313
00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:17,690
Ho! 'Cause that's what's coming
out of it.
314
00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:18,925
I don't-- I don't know that.
315
00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:20,226
[sighs]
316
00:12:20,228 --> 00:12:21,561
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
317
00:12:21,563 --> 00:12:24,030
Hold on there.
318
00:12:24,032 --> 00:12:26,099
Don't throw that away, huh?
319
00:12:26,101 --> 00:12:27,834
Cheese never goes bad,
320
00:12:27,836 --> 00:12:29,635
but I bet you do, right?
321
00:12:29,637 --> 00:12:32,572
[grunting]
322
00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:37,176
Please.
323
00:12:37,178 --> 00:12:38,478
That really hurts.
324
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,980
Makes me feel very unsafe.
325
00:12:42,684 --> 00:12:44,684
[stammers]
326
00:12:44,686 --> 00:12:46,119
I'm sorry.
I--
327
00:12:46,121 --> 00:12:47,887
you don't know this--
why would you?
328
00:12:47,889 --> 00:12:51,457
But that-- that actually
was a major setback for me,
329
00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:53,059
saying that.
330
00:12:53,061 --> 00:12:54,127
It's a thing I do.
331
00:12:54,129 --> 00:12:56,229
Sexualizing women, it's--
332
00:12:56,231 --> 00:12:59,699
it's really just insecurity,
or rather self-hatred
333
00:12:59,701 --> 00:13:00,900
masking as aggression.
334
00:13:00,902 --> 00:13:02,702
I-- I read that in a book.
335
00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:04,303
I just learned to read,
336
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,838
by the way.
337
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,206
[whimpering]
338
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,841
Sorry.
339
00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:09,776
I'll go.
340
00:13:17,552 --> 00:13:19,185
[sighs]
341
00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:22,755
Oh, Laverne, I wish
I knew you longer.
342
00:13:22,757 --> 00:13:24,590
Maybe you had
more worldly possessions
343
00:13:24,592 --> 00:13:26,426
than this lap blanket.
344
00:13:26,428 --> 00:13:29,061
I guess I'll never know.
345
00:13:29,063 --> 00:13:30,863
[exclaims]
346
00:13:30,865 --> 00:13:32,365
[ethereal music]
347
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:34,367
What else can I burn?
348
00:13:34,369 --> 00:13:36,702
349
00:13:36,704 --> 00:13:38,204
[yells]
350
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:39,872
[sobbing]
351
00:13:39,874 --> 00:13:42,275
Oh, Lillian, there you are.
352
00:13:42,277 --> 00:13:45,278
[dramatic music]
353
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,713
354
00:13:47,715 --> 00:13:50,316
Beatrice, would you
like some...
355
00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:52,118
[in distorted voice]
...taffy?
356
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:56,856
357
00:13:56,858 --> 00:13:58,591
That's the devil's chew!
358
00:13:58,593 --> 00:14:00,426
[yells]
359
00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:02,762
Don't take this the wrong way,
but you're going to hell.
360
00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:04,397
Because of taffy?
361
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:08,201
No, but the good news
is I'm here to save you.
362
00:14:08,203 --> 00:14:11,504
Laverne is dead.
Hortense is married.
363
00:14:11,506 --> 00:14:13,005
[hiccups]
I'm drunk.
364
00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,807
No, Lillian, listen to me.
365
00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:16,542
All you have to do is say
you're sorry for everything
366
00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:17,877
you've ever done
and you can attend
367
00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:19,011
the heaven party with me.
368
00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,880
The only thing I'm sorry about
369
00:14:20,882 --> 00:14:23,649
is that this cocaine wine
bottle's empty.
370
00:14:23,651 --> 00:14:24,717
[sobs]
371
00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:26,118
[exclaims]
372
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,721
Now I'm gonna go do some drugs
373
00:14:28,723 --> 00:14:31,390
and drink all the liquor
in the house.
374
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,692
And then you'll say
you're sorry?
375
00:14:32,694 --> 00:14:34,293
Uh...
376
00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:35,895
no.
[laughs]
377
00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:39,799
But I'm trying to stop you
from going to hell!
378
00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:42,702
This is really bad.
379
00:14:44,058 --> 00:14:45,958
[hip-hop music]
380
00:14:50,698 --> 00:14:53,132
Dodo!
381
00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,533
I know what you're going to say.
382
00:14:54,535 --> 00:14:57,970
Oh, that I find divorce
embarrassing?
383
00:14:57,972 --> 00:15:01,507
A social failure befitting the
likes of a Scottish viscount?
384
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,808
No.
385
00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,543
That I would be
the first woman
386
00:15:04,545 --> 00:15:08,714
in my family's 3,000-year
lineage to end a marriage
387
00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:11,050
for a reason other than
a bear attack?
388
00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:12,484
No, that you want me back.
389
00:15:12,486 --> 00:15:14,553
Oh, I assure you, I do not.
390
00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:16,989
This charade has gone on
long enough.
391
00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:19,325
I'm prepared to sign the papers.
392
00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:22,528
Like a fingerless man attempting
to operate a doorknob,
393
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,929
I know when I've been defeated,
394
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:26,999
but I'm going to want
a few things--
395
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:30,903
the October home in Prague,
the eldest emu,
396
00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:33,672
the little man that we bring out
every Christmas
397
00:15:33,674 --> 00:15:35,241
to scare the carolers.
398
00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:37,042
- Terence.
- No!
399
00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:38,377
No Terence!
400
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:41,046
No homes,
no large flightless birds.
401
00:15:41,048 --> 00:15:42,781
You get nothing!
402
00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:45,284
Commie, you're not really
going to let her to do this?
403
00:15:45,286 --> 00:15:48,220
You gave all my money away
to charity.
404
00:15:48,222 --> 00:15:50,856
Dodo, this seems like justice.
405
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,060
Well...
[sighs]
406
00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:59,398
I suppose I'll just take
the abbey then.
407
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,700
Wait.
We own an abbey?
408
00:16:01,702 --> 00:16:05,104
Yes, the Newport Abbey and
Balsamic Vinegar Sanctuary.
409
00:16:05,106 --> 00:16:10,809
You see, I-- I need a place
to go to live out my life
410
00:16:10,811 --> 00:16:13,045
in my solitary humiliation.
411
00:16:13,047 --> 00:16:15,247
Well, that shouldn't be
a problem, Dorothea.
412
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:16,949
No.
413
00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:19,585
When I say I want it all,
414
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:20,819
I want it all...
415
00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:22,321
[dramatic piano music]
416
00:16:22,323 --> 00:16:25,424
From bean to bar,
417
00:16:25,426 --> 00:16:27,126
nook to nunnery.
418
00:16:27,128 --> 00:16:29,628
[whispering]
You get nothing.
419
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:32,598
Darling, who gives a crap?
420
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,266
We've the Fussleforth fortune.
421
00:16:34,268 --> 00:16:36,101
I give a crap!
422
00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:37,936
I want your money,
423
00:16:37,938 --> 00:16:39,638
your man,
424
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,240
and your dignity.
425
00:16:41,242 --> 00:16:43,676
Oh, my dignity?
426
00:16:43,678 --> 00:16:46,945
Suck a plum, that's good.
427
00:16:46,947 --> 00:16:49,481
I'm giving you
almost everything,
428
00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:52,885
and you know deep inside
you're worth nothing.
429
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:56,288
You'll never be better than that
Montreal brothel
430
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:59,491
in which you were spawned,
you miscreant floozy.
431
00:16:59,493 --> 00:17:01,293
I'd be careful.
432
00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:03,495
She won't have sex with you
if you talk like that.
433
00:17:03,497 --> 00:17:06,799
I might be a miscreant floozy,
434
00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:10,269
but I'm the miscreant floozy
who's gonna own that abbey.
435
00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:13,138
Well, I suppose there's
only one respectable way
436
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,607
to settle this--
437
00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:17,443
with a duel.
438
00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:20,612
I will gladly duel you,
439
00:17:20,614 --> 00:17:22,648
old hag.
440
00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:27,052
A duel!
441
00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:28,287
[groans]
442
00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:32,791
What the hell
is going on here?
443
00:17:32,793 --> 00:17:36,528
Um, Lady Beatrice locked up
the liquor.
444
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:40,733
Oh, that little bitch is gonna
find God sooner than she thinks.
445
00:17:40,735 --> 00:17:44,002
Oh, Garfield, I need alcohol!
446
00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:46,071
Where can I find alcohol?
447
00:17:46,073 --> 00:17:47,873
Where? Where?
Where?
448
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,274
Where?
Where?
449
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,009
Well, at the--
450
00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:52,711
there's always a bar.
451
00:17:52,713 --> 00:17:54,646
A bar?
452
00:17:54,648 --> 00:17:56,248
A bar of what?
453
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,318
A bar is a place where people
go to drink alcohol.
454
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,419
Oh.
455
00:18:00,421 --> 00:18:04,423
Take me to this bar
you speak of.
456
00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:07,593
I want to go where nobody
knows my name.
457
00:18:13,768 --> 00:18:16,201
[claps]
458
00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:17,803
Madam,
459
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,338
Mademoiselle....
460
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:22,274
[dramatic music]
461
00:18:22,276 --> 00:18:23,509
Your dueling swords.
462
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:27,079
Whoever draws blood first wins.
463
00:18:27,081 --> 00:18:29,181
In the event of a tie,
we will do a sudden death round
464
00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:34,186
wherein whoever suffers
a sudden death loses.
465
00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:35,421
Mademoiselle.
466
00:18:35,423 --> 00:18:37,156
467
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,557
En guard!
468
00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:39,758
Aging madame.
469
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:45,764
470
00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:48,734
And one, two,
buckle my shoe.
471
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,303
Let us go and have a duel!
472
00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:52,704
Lillian?
473
00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:55,541
Mary, have you seen Lillian?
474
00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:58,410
[eerie music]
475
00:18:58,412 --> 00:18:59,912
Oh.
476
00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:01,780
Mary, don't be afraid.
477
00:19:01,782 --> 00:19:04,349
I'm a child of God now.
478
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,784
You can tell me.
479
00:19:05,786 --> 00:19:06,819
480
00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:09,021
You can tell me anything.
481
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,956
As long as it's not a den of sin
482
00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:13,091
or a place where alcohol
is served,
483
00:19:13,093 --> 00:19:16,995
no harm will come to you
or your family.
484
00:19:16,997 --> 00:19:18,931
Where is she, Mary?
485
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:20,732
Where is she?
486
00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:23,686
Ah, yes.
487
00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:25,655
Classic Double Conundrum.
488
00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:28,891
Pig in a Poke, Reverse Foghat,
Schoolmarm's Got a Secret,
489
00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:30,226
and Hooray for the Circus Boy.
490
00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:31,394
[laughs]
491
00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:33,162
[exclaiming]
492
00:19:33,164 --> 00:19:36,532
Where's my Caustic?, Backwards
Bishop, A Rose for a Mute,
493
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:38,635
and a Portuguese Goodbye!
494
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,703
[upbeat music]
495
00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:43,206
Paling into
a Gypsy's Rendezvous.
496
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,875
It's time for you
to fold, Chair.
497
00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:48,211
Never, you bitch!
498
00:19:48,213 --> 00:19:50,046
My glasses!
499
00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:51,347
[yells]
500
00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:53,216
Oh, A Poke For Polly.
[giggles]
501
00:19:53,218 --> 00:19:56,152
[yelling]
502
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,420
[yells]
503
00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:58,655
[yells]
504
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,823
505
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,425
[laughs]
506
00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:04,327
Well, there was a great bit
of swashing and buckling
507
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,863
from both sides,
but I think it's very clear
508
00:20:06,865 --> 00:20:10,767
that Celine "Chair" Bouffant
is the victor.
509
00:20:10,769 --> 00:20:11,901
[laughs]
510
00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:13,836
Look at you.
511
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:17,407
I have your family, you fortune,
your manor.
512
00:20:17,409 --> 00:20:19,108
[dramatic music]
513
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:21,744
Everything.
[laughs]
514
00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:23,212
You're right.
515
00:20:23,214 --> 00:20:24,847
You've won.
516
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,516
Just kill me.
517
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:30,586
518
00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:32,889
You're pathetic.
519
00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:35,124
Keep your little abbey.
520
00:20:39,597 --> 00:20:47,537
521
00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:58,433
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