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[Lillian]
Previously on Another Period...
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We are engaged.
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[laughs]
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Celery fucking Savoy
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is the president
of the Clam Bake Club.
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- Please.
- Frederick, don't do this--
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You're acting like a baby.
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I can stay a baby forever.
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I'm the great
Marquis de Sainsbury,
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the arbiter of who's who
in Newport society.
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Oh, whoops. I know I'm not
supposed to feed the animals.
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So, that's your scheme, huh?
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Feeding your fish
to the Commodore?
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I'm gonna blackmail
the shit out of her.
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You are hereby stripped
of all duties
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befitting an under-butler.
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Please vacate the premises
immediately.
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[upbeat music]
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Brava. Brava.
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Now, are we playing
Captain Moreton Eglington
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Castle rules or do we
just want to be wild women
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and play a little
French Pall Mall?
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It's just a game,
what does it matter, Lillian?
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Oh, fun fact--
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did you know that the Pollacks
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actually desire to be enslaved?
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It's in their very blood.
Isn't that a hoot?
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Do you not know
that I am direct descendant
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to the throne of Poland?
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Oh, he's just kidding, Lil.
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[laughter]
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(Celery)
Oh, I love to joke around.
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Remember when we were children?
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I made that joke
where I told everyone
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you threw a party on
Reject's Beach?
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You know, the beach
where the poor
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go to clean
their undergarments?
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Scotch frog hats,
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I would rather swim
in a septic tank!
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Well, I'm sure
Lillian doesn't remember.
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It was so very long ago.
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Don't remember at all.
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[screams]
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Footman down!
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[music]
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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What the hell is that?
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The-- what? No, nothing.
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It's nothing. I'm nothing.
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You need to work on
your self-esteem, you idiot.
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It looks like a letter to me.
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I got a letter once.
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From an old lover telling me
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she contracted
the Sailor's Virus.
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- I hate letters.
- Oh, please tell us.
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It's a letter from
the Triangle Shirtwaist factory.
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They offered me a job interview
for tomorrow.
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It's always been my dream
to work in a factory.
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To feel the steam on my face
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and the hot crush of machinery
against my finger pads.
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[laughs]
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Factory life!
No, thanks.
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Well, I hope everyone's
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happily lazing about savoring
the delights of all meal.
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Thanks to your indolence,
the urine buckets under the sink
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have become filled
to the point of over slosh.
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Why hasn't this been taken
care of?
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I believe that was
Garfield's job, sir.
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And you sacked him
for stealing a towel, sir.
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So, it wasn't indolence, sir.
It was a staffing issue, sir.
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Call me sir one more time,
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I shall dock your gruel
for a week.
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What would you like me
to call you?
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Sir will do.
Just pace it out.
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Hamish,
you will empty the urine.
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Sorry, Peeps,
according to my contract,
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I don't touch piss, mops,
or Gypsies.
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Oh, very well.
I shall empty it myself.
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I'm so excited for you!
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Factory life!
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[both laugh]
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[laughs]
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[rap music]
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(Garfield) Since I'm no longer
welcome inside Bellacourt Manor,
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I've made my home outside.
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[sighs]
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Breaks my heart.
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[classical music]
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You know, at first this
Baby Bea stuff
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was kind of funny,
but now it's just weird.
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It's time to change tactics.
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I need your help.
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I'm not quite certain
you know how blackmail works.
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You pay me, I own you.
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Yes, yes.
Extremely frightening.
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Where... is my...
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50 cents?
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How about $500?
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[scoffs]
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The hell are you talking about?
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I know this guy in town.
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He used to buy the girls
from the brothels.
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He always looks for a very
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vulnerable kind of girl.
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Oh. I get it.
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You have turned
into a complete psychopath.
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What's the guy's address?
I'll take her there.
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- [gasps]
- Garfield!
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What in the HMS Pinafore
are you doing here?
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Mr. Peepers,
I-I had nowhere else to go.
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The orphanage
said no 30-year-olds.
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Well, I can't have you
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vagabonding about
Bellacourt Manor.
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Now, get out
before I have you skinned
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and turned into work gloves.
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Oh, well I heard
Beatrice and Hamish.
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They're going
to One Main Street.
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- Out! Out!
- Oh, that's Bellacourt urine!
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[knocks on door]
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(Hamish)
Celine sent us.
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You order a white heiress,
right?
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Hello, little girl.
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I'm Mr. Thomas Edison.
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Are you going to do everything
I ask you to do?
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Probably.
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She's perfect for my
forbidden experiment.
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Mmm.
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Uh, I don't mean to interrupt
whatever dastardly power game
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you have going on right now,
but I have a 5:00 Shabbat, so...
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Ah.
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Thank you.
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Shalom aleikhem.
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Aleikhem shalom.
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So, convicted for treason
by the Knight's Court
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in the French town
of Larroquette,
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I watched as my mentor,
the Marquis Post's head
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rolled from the guillotine
to my very feet,
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thinking, "This has ruined
a perfectly good opera."
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Lillian, this afternoon
was so pleasant.
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We'd love to induct you
as a fully vetted member
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of Newport's very own
Clam Bake Club.
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Are you familiar
with our organization?
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Am I familiar
with your organization?
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It's only the most prestigious
mollusk-based social group
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in all of North America.
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We put those insufferable
dunderpates
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in the Portsmouth
Scallop Society to shame.
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I would love to finger clams
with you two.
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Well, then,
looking forward to it.
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Doors.
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[vocalizing]
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[upbeat music]
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I knew it all along
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this is my destiny
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I finally have it all
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and no one
deserves it more than me
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the bottom 1% of the top 1%
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is the loneliest place
for a girl
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but I'm the piece of sand
who's gonna irritate the clam
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until I turn into a pearl
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I was on the outside,
now I'm not
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it's time to show Newport
what I've got
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see this face?
you're gonna see it a lot
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it's exactly
where I was meant to be
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I can finally say
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"Hi, society"
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the bottom 1%
of the bottom 1%
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is just fine with me
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because I got a letter and my
life will get much better
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-
when I work at a factory
- Hey!
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I thought it was hopeless
I was wrong
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Get out of the way, Blanche!
This is my song!
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[vocalizing]
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Well, now I forgot
what I was even singing about.
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[groans]
You're all fired!
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[rap music]
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Oh, I tell you,
I feel like ten bucks.
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It's as though getting off
the morphine
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has actually
improved my health.
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Oh, mother, how long are you
going to bring up
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your miraculous liberation
from drug addiction?
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Oh, darling.
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Champagne, really?
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Are you sure you want
to poison yourself so soon
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before the big clam bake?
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(Lillian) Champagne is
like mother's milk to me.
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If I had a mother
who'd given me milk.
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Oh, darling,
you wouldn't have wanted that.
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My teats were full
of opiate poison.
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I want to get out.
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If I have wrinkly fingers
at the clam bake,
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people will think
I have a wrinkly labia.
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That you have wrinkly labia.
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Plural.
You have four.
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Ugh.
Don't remind me.
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Frederick,
today is the last day
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before you depart
into the horrors of marriage.
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Dodo has ordered me to throw
Frederick a bachelor party,
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and I do not consider
him a friend,
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but legally he is family,
so I must oblige.
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And she pays my allowance.
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- So, this is a bachelor party?
- Yes, it is.
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And this is a vagina.
But in hat form.
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I had a local taxidermist
fashion it for me.
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Why would we wear
genitalia as hats?
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- It feels warm.
- Mm-hmm.
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And every good bachelor party
starts off with shots.
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- Dr. Goldberg!
- Both: Shots! Shots! Shots!
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Shots! Shots! Shots!
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Shots! Shots! Shots!
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Shots! Shots!
Shots!
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Who would like
a syringe full first?
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The bachelor boy, of course.
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Fellows,
I don't know about this.
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I've never taken a drug before.
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(Goldberg) This is not a drug.
It's a poem in your mind.
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And then, if things turn bad,
a poem in your sphincter.
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But I'm afraid of needles.
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That's okay.
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[imitates airplane engine]
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It's the Wright Brothers
experimental
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lighter-than-air
flying machine!
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Ahh!
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[airplane noises]
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[both scream]
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[both laugh]
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Oh, thank you.
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Yes, I know, I--
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I do consider myself
assembly line material.
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Oh, gosh, well, I would say
that my greatest strength
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is that I have an ability
to pull an apple cart
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all by myself.
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And my greatest weakness--
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Well, if I had to think
of a greatest weakness,
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it would be...
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that I have to go
to the bathroom every 14 hours.
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And other than that, nothing.
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Nothing.
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Ooh, do a little turn.
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Do a little turn.
That's right.
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Show Daddy how pretty
your dress is.
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[1920s music]
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[music]
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[rap music]
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Not only do I get invited
to the Clam Bake Club,
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but I get to ride in
Celery Savoy's bathing machine.
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Just when I thought I couldn't
have another greatest day
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of my life, here I am.
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Celery, is there anything
I need to know
258
00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:49,935
for the initiation ceremony?
259
00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:52,065
No, you do a bathing rite
in the ocean
260
00:10:52,061 --> 00:10:54,061
and then we all stuff ourselves
with clams.
261
00:10:54,057 --> 00:10:56,891
Yum, and then we sing
The Legend of The Clam,
262
00:10:56,884 --> 00:10:59,085
which is our society's
official theme song.
263
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,245
Oh, I know it already.
264
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,409
from the depths of the sand
265
00:11:01,408 --> 00:11:02,741
to the silt of the sea
266
00:11:02,739 --> 00:11:04,072
high tide, low tide
267
00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:05,569
barnacles and cla--
268
00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:08,067
Save your voice, Lillian.
We all sing it together.
269
00:11:08,061 --> 00:11:09,610
Also,
it's in C-sharp minor.
270
00:11:11,021 --> 00:11:12,604
[gasps]
We're here.
271
00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,935
Lillian,
why don't you go first?
272
00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:21,920
[screams]
273
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,531
Oh, my dear. _
274
00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:25,078
I'm afraid all the spaces
on this side of
275
00:11:25,076 --> 00:11:26,525
the beach have been taken.
276
00:11:26,522 --> 00:11:28,489
This beach is for members only.
277
00:11:28,485 --> 00:11:30,518
- Go that way.
- That's right.
278
00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:32,064
You're on Rejects Beach,
Lillian.
279
00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:35,345
Where you belong.
280
00:11:36,668 --> 00:11:39,502
[distorted]
Poor people!
281
00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:41,495
[distorted]
Hot dog?
282
00:11:41,491 --> 00:11:44,959
Hot dog!
283
00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:47,901
[rock music]
284
00:11:47,894 --> 00:11:52,780
285
00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:56,603
[distorted laughter]
286
00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:04,251
[crying]
287
00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:10,770
(woman)
alone
288
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:11,979
No!
289
00:12:11,978 --> 00:12:16,564
(woman)
I'm all alone
290
00:12:16,552 --> 00:12:19,002
alone
291
00:12:18,996 --> 00:12:21,880
I'm all alone
292
00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:29,165
I can't believe
it's finally happening.
293
00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:30,942
I can't wait to lay my head
on a pillow
294
00:12:30,938 --> 00:12:32,905
stuffed with damp hay.
295
00:12:32,901 --> 00:12:35,184
You deserve it, Blanche.
296
00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:38,314
I'll never forget
how you treated me here.
297
00:12:38,306 --> 00:12:41,257
I misjudged you, Chair.
298
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,049
I feel terrible
about the way I treated you
299
00:12:43,046 --> 00:12:44,329
the other day with Beatrice.
300
00:12:44,327 --> 00:12:45,826
What do you mean?
301
00:12:45,823 --> 00:12:47,540
I barked orders at you,
302
00:12:47,537 --> 00:12:49,487
I treated you as if
you were an underling
303
00:12:49,483 --> 00:12:52,984
instead of a friend.
304
00:12:52,975 --> 00:12:55,893
And also I dropped prime rib
on your head.
305
00:12:55,886 --> 00:12:57,602
Oh, that.
It's all right.
306
00:12:57,599 --> 00:13:00,884
What's a little beef-related
assault between coworkers?
307
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:03,927
Oop, friends.
308
00:13:03,919 --> 00:13:05,118
[sighs]
309
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,834
Oh, would you do one thing
310
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,246
before you leave?
311
00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:09,526
Anything.
312
00:13:09,524 --> 00:13:12,775
Would you fetch the rendered
beef fat from the meat locker?
313
00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:13,933
Hortense wants a snack
314
00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:15,014
and my hands
get so cold in there.
315
00:13:15,013 --> 00:13:17,563
You must toughen up
those mitts.
316
00:13:17,557 --> 00:13:19,724
What are you going
to do without me when I'm gone?
317
00:13:19,719 --> 00:13:21,752
You'll never get through
the winter grave shoveling.
318
00:13:21,748 --> 00:13:23,131
I would be happy to.
319
00:13:23,129 --> 00:13:25,963
It will be my last chore
here at Bellacourt.
320
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,811
Oh.
321
00:13:33,807 --> 00:13:35,940
Oh, my. It's locked.
322
00:13:35,935 --> 00:13:37,802
Could you open the door?
323
00:13:37,799 --> 00:13:40,299
Chair!
Please!
324
00:13:40,293 --> 00:13:42,260
I have my job interview!
325
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:45,507
- Tell it to the beef.
- No!
326
00:13:45,499 --> 00:13:47,666
Did you hear that?
I said, "Tell it to the beef."
327
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:51,830
No. No. No! No!
Please!
328
00:13:52,651 --> 00:13:55,152
Let me out!
329
00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:02,324
[dramatic music]
330
00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:10,206
331
00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:18,087
[groans]
332
00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:20,501
Garfield!
What are you doing kissing me?
333
00:14:20,496 --> 00:14:22,496
[coughs]
You're fired.
334
00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:25,158
I've already been fired, Madam.
335
00:14:25,152 --> 00:14:27,736
Oh, what a nightmare.
They all laughed at me.
336
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:29,597
They wanted me to eat
a hot dog.
337
00:14:29,593 --> 00:14:31,476
Oh, yuck.
338
00:14:31,473 --> 00:14:34,507
Celery doesn't want to be
my sister at all, does she?
339
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,748
No, Madam,
340
00:14:35,746 --> 00:14:37,463
but you already have a sister,
341
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,742
a great one.
342
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,739
And she's in trouble.
343
00:14:39,738 --> 00:14:41,405
And I can take you to her.
344
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,701
Oh, no, thank you.
345
00:14:42,699 --> 00:14:46,067
I'm still reeling
from my beach humiliation.
346
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,525
Oh, all right.
347
00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:49,222
Well, just to clarify,
348
00:14:49,219 --> 00:14:51,886
your sister's in
quite a bit of trouble.
349
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,764
Apparently Beatrice has been
sold into white slavery
350
00:14:54,757 --> 00:14:57,208
and what's worse, she's acting!
351
00:14:57,202 --> 00:14:58,971
[upbeat music] _
352
00:15:00,196 --> 00:15:03,280
353
00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:06,574
Oh, no, no, no.
354
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:12,177
Albert.
Why won't you wake up?
355
00:15:12,171 --> 00:15:13,470
356
00:15:13,468 --> 00:15:16,052
Bea is my sister.
357
00:15:16,046 --> 00:15:17,245
Bea is my sister.
358
00:15:17,243 --> 00:15:19,877
- Bea is my sister.
- Doctor Goldberg.
359
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:24,986
360
00:15:24,977 --> 00:15:26,527
Am I a demon?
Am I a demon?
361
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,476
[screams]
362
00:15:29,468 --> 00:15:32,992
_
363
00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:38,789
I don't think
I want to be married.
364
00:15:38,782 --> 00:15:45,337
365
00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:46,600
- Beatrice!
- Get out!
366
00:15:46,598 --> 00:15:49,266
This is a closed set!
367
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,760
As soon as I saw that huge
metal penis by my mouth,
368
00:15:51,755 --> 00:15:53,588
all I could think about was
my twin brother Frederick
369
00:15:53,584 --> 00:15:55,584
and I suddenly remembered
who I was.
370
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,247
Falling Charlie,
what are you doing here?
371
00:15:57,244 --> 00:15:59,411
- Trying to break into film.
- Silence, Chaplin.
372
00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:01,956
Beatrice, let's go.
We're here to rescue you.
373
00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:03,685
Baby Bea,
you're not going anywhere.
374
00:16:03,753 --> 00:16:06,897
- I own you.
- [growls]
375
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:08,940
Ow!
376
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,269
There's no place like my house!
377
00:16:11,264 --> 00:16:13,464
Some of the stuff
I did was pretty embarrassing,
378
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:15,426
but luckily, nobody
saw it except for me,
379
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:17,705
the director, the cameraman,
the two actors,
380
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,867
and the noisy box
with the glass eye.
381
00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:21,863
Kind of looks like that one.
382
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,023
[Blanche screaming]
383
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:25,354
She's been screaming
like that for a while.
384
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,935
I'm really worried about her.
385
00:16:26,932 --> 00:16:28,898
She insists that she had
a job interview
386
00:16:28,894 --> 00:16:30,177
in the meat locker.
387
00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:33,176
Spirit of Vishnu save us.
This house is crumbling.
388
00:16:33,169 --> 00:16:34,802
Stand aside, Chair.
Blanche.
389
00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:37,917
Blanche, I'm opening the door.
390
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,575
Get out of there.
391
00:16:39,572 --> 00:16:40,821
You'll freeze to death,
you fool.
392
00:16:40,819 --> 00:16:43,153
- [screams]
- Oh, you poor thing.
393
00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:44,530
I think all that time
in the meat locker's
394
00:16:44,527 --> 00:16:45,944
frozen her corneas.
395
00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:47,474
She did it.
396
00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:48,888
She did this.
397
00:16:48,886 --> 00:16:50,969
Blanche, it's Chair.
398
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:53,182
Your friend.
399
00:16:53,177 --> 00:16:54,960
I'll handle this, Chair.
400
00:16:54,956 --> 00:16:58,541
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
have an i-i-i-i-interview.
401
00:16:58,532 --> 00:17:01,950
I was supposed to work
in a f-f-f-f-f-- a factory.
402
00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:03,441
I have a letter.
403
00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:05,405
I have a letter.
404
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,928
All right, all right.
405
00:17:10,923 --> 00:17:13,423
I have a letter.
406
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:18,412
My God, this is serious.
407
00:17:18,407 --> 00:17:20,124
"Peepers = farts."
408
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,569
[whimpers]
409
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:22,817
I'm not amused, Blanche.
410
00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:27,234
No. I had
a job interview today.
411
00:17:27,223 --> 00:17:30,224
3:00 PM
419 Maplewood Drive.
412
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,516
- 419 Maplewood Drive?!
- Yes.
413
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,594
Well, then we must go.
I can take you there.
414
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,207
If we leave now,
we still may make it.
415
00:17:36,204 --> 00:17:37,670
Hurry, Blanche.
Hurry.
416
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,533
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
417
00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:42,859
[whimpering]
418
00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:44,272
Oh, no, please.
419
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,437
Please, please, please.
420
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:51,525
_
421
00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:57,182
_
422
00:17:59,235 --> 00:18:01,769
[upbeat music]
423
00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:04,764
Hurry, Garfield. I don't want
to miss the wedding.
424
00:18:04,757 --> 00:18:07,224
Well, I've been
carrying you for miles.
425
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:09,919
It would be much faster
if we all walked.
426
00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:12,664
Yes, and it would be
even faster if we flew.
427
00:18:12,657 --> 00:18:16,909
Let's talk actual solutions.
428
00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:19,899
What do we have here?
It's a couple of whores.
429
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:20,891
[gasps]
430
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,306
My eyes don't have a fraction
431
00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:23,970
of the sadness required
to be whore's eyes.
432
00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:26,017
Aye, and look at this fella
with the short shorts
433
00:18:26,013 --> 00:18:27,345
and the towel
hanging from his pocket.
434
00:18:27,343 --> 00:18:28,542
[both laugh]
435
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,873
Let's throw 'em
in the big house.
436
00:18:29,871 --> 00:18:31,254
- All right.
- Ooh, yes. The big house.
437
00:18:31,252 --> 00:18:32,701
That's where we live.
Please take us home.
438
00:18:32,698 --> 00:18:34,498
- They mean jail.
- [gasps]
439
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:37,162
I'm not going to jail.
I'm rich.
440
00:18:37,155 --> 00:18:39,439
Might be one way out of it.
441
00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:40,850
How skilled are ya
at mouth jobs?
442
00:18:40,848 --> 00:18:43,515
- [gasps]
- I'll do it.
443
00:18:43,509 --> 00:18:45,810
- Beatrice, no!
- I'm already down here.
444
00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:48,722
- No.
- Oh, another disappointment.
445
00:18:48,715 --> 00:18:51,666
Officer O'Connolly,
Officer O'Connor,
446
00:18:51,659 --> 00:18:54,627
cease harassing
these prostitutes post haste.
447
00:18:54,619 --> 00:18:56,986
What do you care
about a few street whores?
448
00:18:56,981 --> 00:18:58,981
We're not whores.
We're Bellacourts.
449
00:18:58,977 --> 00:19:03,112
My God, it is you.
Well, don't be ashamed.
450
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,385
The nags don't judge.
451
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:09,349
Regardless of race,
size, or class,
452
00:19:09,339 --> 00:19:11,005
we love all women.
453
00:19:11,002 --> 00:19:13,836
Every single woman,
all the prostitute women,
454
00:19:13,829 --> 00:19:16,530
all our mother women,
all our aunts,
455
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:19,441
our female cousins,
the females with dogs
456
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:21,601
and the females with cats, too.
457
00:19:21,596 --> 00:19:25,098
Hey! Those stupid bitches
are stealing our rickshaw!
458
00:19:25,089 --> 00:19:26,421
Bye.
459
00:19:26,419 --> 00:19:29,721
- Please, help us.
- [laughs]
460
00:19:29,713 --> 00:19:31,830
Oh, you barren,
childless wretches.
461
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:33,574
No, we police
don't help people anymore.
462
00:19:33,571 --> 00:19:37,039
We just get mouth jobs
and beat up the blacks.
463
00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:42,024
Commodore, I'm so pleased
you could make it
464
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,520
in time for the wedding.
465
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:46,768
- Where are my daughters?
- I'm right here, Papa.
466
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,293
I'm also one of your daughters.
467
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:51,709
Oh, I don't think
of you as one of my daughters,
468
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,117
I think of you as a son
that can't earn money
469
00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:55,578
or give me heirs.
470
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:57,692
Commie, I don't know
how to tell you this,
471
00:19:57,688 --> 00:19:59,688
but Lillian and Beatrice
have gone missing.
472
00:19:59,683 --> 00:20:01,399
They may not be at the wedding.
473
00:20:01,396 --> 00:20:04,848
This is truly great news.
474
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:07,006
Without those two cocaine
sponges here
475
00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:08,468
to bungle everything,
476
00:20:08,465 --> 00:20:10,465
this should go off
like a well-oiled bear trap.
477
00:20:10,461 --> 00:20:11,827
Right, boy?
478
00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:12,907
Yes, Papa.
479
00:20:12,906 --> 00:20:15,157
[laughs]
Good lad.
480
00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:18,536
[dramatic music]
481
00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:21,478
Where did I put my--
482
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:22,804
So, you don't
say hello anymore?
483
00:20:22,802 --> 00:20:25,770
Christ, Celine.
How did you get in here?
484
00:20:25,763 --> 00:20:26,628
Did anyone see you?
485
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:28,844
Is that how you talk to me now?
486
00:20:28,839 --> 00:20:30,455
I'm sorry.
487
00:20:30,452 --> 00:20:32,285
I don't know
what I was thinking.
488
00:20:32,282 --> 00:20:35,533
Punish me
like the rabid cur I am-- oh!
489
00:20:35,524 --> 00:20:37,191
Shut up.
490
00:20:37,187 --> 00:20:38,388
Again.
491
00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:39,641
Ah!
492
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,163
Again.
493
00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:42,389
Again.
494
00:20:42,386 --> 00:20:44,455
The next one you'll
have to earn.
495
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:45,587
What do you want?
496
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:49,008
I want your balls in a bag
that I wear around my hip.
497
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,128
Barring that, I want the house.
498
00:20:52,178 --> 00:20:56,728
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