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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,193 --> 00:00:01,868 Previously on Andi Mack... 2 00:00:01,893 --> 00:00:05,764 Every year, Cece tries so hard to impress my Aunt Mei 3 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:08,067 that it turns into a festival of stress. 4 00:00:08,331 --> 00:00:11,779 Bowie's not the caterer, he's Andi's father. 5 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,171 He's a fabulous cook 6 00:00:13,205 --> 00:00:15,709 and an avid botanist. 7 00:00:17,109 --> 00:00:18,778 His work... 8 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,179 Jonah gets back from ultimate camp today. 9 00:00:21,212 --> 00:00:22,281 You heard from him? 10 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:24,783 I didn't miss him as much as I thought I would. 11 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,418 Or, at all. 12 00:00:27,586 --> 00:00:28,688 - Hey, Shnoo. - Yes! 13 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,389 ANDI: Cece, do you hear me? Pops is home. 14 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:33,024 BOTH: Will you marry me? 15 00:00:33,058 --> 00:00:34,360 Yes! 16 00:00:34,393 --> 00:00:35,432 - Yo! - Yo! 17 00:00:35,457 --> 00:00:36,928 ANDI: My parents are getting married. 18 00:00:36,961 --> 00:00:38,063 JONAH: Cool. 19 00:00:38,096 --> 00:00:40,565 You and me... We're... 20 00:00:40,598 --> 00:00:44,069 - Definitely just friends. - Still together. 21 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:49,708 Can you get it any higher? 22 00:00:49,741 --> 00:00:51,811 Not unless we call the fire department. 23 00:00:53,412 --> 00:00:55,281 Wow. Look at this place. 24 00:00:55,314 --> 00:00:56,382 HAM: Hello, girls. 25 00:00:56,415 --> 00:00:58,417 (SCOFFS) Finally. Did you get everything? 26 00:00:58,449 --> 00:01:00,252 Shadyside isn't exactly stocked up 27 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:01,887 for the Moon Festival. 28 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,388 This was the closest we could get 29 00:01:03,421 --> 00:01:04,956 to a Jade Rabbit candle. 30 00:01:04,989 --> 00:01:07,058 Oh, well, thanks for trying. 31 00:01:07,092 --> 00:01:08,494 I guess. 32 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,329 I think a unicorn will fit right in. 33 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:12,565 Boggles the mind, huh? 34 00:01:12,598 --> 00:01:14,432 You've outdone yourself. 35 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:16,503 It's beyond Chinese New Year. 36 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,138 Oh no. 37 00:01:20,673 --> 00:01:22,876 Please tell me this doesn't mean what I think it means. 38 00:01:24,509 --> 00:01:25,677 - (GROANING) - What? 39 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,513 I couldn't stop her. I tried. 40 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,015 What are you guys talking about? 41 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,050 She invited Aunt Mei. 42 00:01:33,452 --> 00:01:34,686 You wouldn't. 43 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,622 We only see her once a year, right Cece? 44 00:01:36,655 --> 00:01:38,457 Well, I have to formally announce 45 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:41,126 Bex and Bowie's engagement to the rest of the family. 46 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:43,762 But the rest of the family is just Aunt Mei. 47 00:01:43,795 --> 00:01:45,464 Really? Huh. 48 00:01:45,497 --> 00:01:48,768 Okay. Well, maybe it could just be a celebration. 49 00:01:48,801 --> 00:01:50,102 I mean, just because Aunt Mei is here 50 00:01:50,134 --> 00:01:52,637 doesn't mean it has to be all tense and stressful 51 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:54,973 with you two trying to one up each other. 52 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,611 It's too late, isn't it? 53 00:01:59,644 --> 00:02:01,146 I should have gotten here sooner. 54 00:02:01,179 --> 00:02:03,315 Yeah, like 40 years ago. 55 00:02:04,215 --> 00:02:07,552 I'm standing on the edge 56 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:14,025 And everything I know has blown away 57 00:02:14,058 --> 00:02:17,196 Life is upside down 58 00:02:17,228 --> 00:02:23,501 But anywhere it goes, I'll work it out 59 00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:27,038 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 60 00:02:27,072 --> 00:02:30,376 Here we go 61 00:02:30,408 --> 00:02:31,577 One, two, three 62 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,678 I'm ready for tomorrow 63 00:02:33,711 --> 00:02:36,147 Tomorrow starts today 64 00:02:36,181 --> 00:02:38,484 There ain't no map to follow 65 00:02:38,516 --> 00:02:41,019 But I'm with you all the way 66 00:02:41,052 --> 00:02:43,256 I'm ready for tomorrow 67 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,323 Tomorrow starts today 68 00:02:45,357 --> 00:02:48,026 There ain't no map to follow 69 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:50,896 But I'm with you all the way 70 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:53,299 All the way 71 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:57,703 Okay, I have a situation and I need your advice. 72 00:02:57,735 --> 00:02:59,204 Ooh, a situation. 73 00:02:59,238 --> 00:03:00,705 I love a good situation. 74 00:03:00,739 --> 00:03:02,875 Also a sticky wicket and a brouhaha. 75 00:03:02,907 --> 00:03:04,276 - Are you done? - Never. 76 00:03:05,144 --> 00:03:08,347 I told Jonah that I just want to be friends. 77 00:03:08,379 --> 00:03:09,448 Good for you. 78 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,217 But he still thinks we're a couple. 79 00:03:12,251 --> 00:03:14,453 Ah, we have reached the sticky part of the wicket. 80 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:17,956 So I quickly backpedaled and agreed with him. 81 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,191 I think I was a little premature 82 00:03:19,223 --> 00:03:20,592 with that "good for you." 83 00:03:20,626 --> 00:03:23,396 I don't even know why I said it. 84 00:03:23,429 --> 00:03:28,199 I guess a part of me likes that he still likes me. 85 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:30,269 Either way, I should probably invite him 86 00:03:30,301 --> 00:03:31,770 to the Moon Festival party, right? 87 00:03:31,804 --> 00:03:33,772 Yeah, you should. 88 00:03:33,806 --> 00:03:35,274 And if anything gets awkward, 89 00:03:35,306 --> 00:03:37,310 - we'll be there to smooth things over. - Thanks. 90 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,944 That makes me feel a lot better. 91 00:03:38,978 --> 00:03:40,246 Don't thank us yet. 92 00:03:40,278 --> 00:03:41,347 Thank us in half now. 93 00:03:41,379 --> 00:03:43,849 And you can thank us in full once the job is complete. 94 00:03:49,921 --> 00:03:51,123 Take a look. 95 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,167 (SNORTING) 96 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,328 What's that scary little sound mean? 97 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,562 Oh, nothing. 98 00:03:57,597 --> 00:04:01,600 Just wondering if Mei still got that same helmet head haircut. 99 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:03,069 Mom. 100 00:04:03,102 --> 00:04:04,770 You heard what Andi said didn't you? 101 00:04:04,802 --> 00:04:06,972 Please don't make this a competition. 102 00:04:07,006 --> 00:04:08,608 You don't have to win Moon Festival. 103 00:04:09,775 --> 00:04:11,110 You're right. 104 00:04:11,143 --> 00:04:12,645 I don't have to. 105 00:04:12,677 --> 00:04:13,945 But I can. 106 00:04:13,978 --> 00:04:16,449 Between your engagement and this look, 107 00:04:16,481 --> 00:04:18,150 I think I'm a lock. 108 00:04:22,187 --> 00:04:23,489 Oh, you don't want to do that. 109 00:04:23,521 --> 00:04:25,290 Why not? 110 00:04:25,324 --> 00:04:26,692 Mooncakes are the Chinese version 111 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,294 of a Christmas fruit cake. 112 00:04:28,327 --> 00:04:30,129 But they look so delicious. 113 00:04:30,161 --> 00:04:31,596 And I'm feeling really dessert-y. 114 00:04:31,629 --> 00:04:33,832 They're filled with bean paste. 115 00:04:33,865 --> 00:04:36,267 I've lost that dessert-y feeling. 116 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,103 Oh, I better remember to warn Jonah. 117 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:40,305 After what happened at Chinese New Year, 118 00:04:40,339 --> 00:04:41,841 he's pretty brave to take on another holiday. 119 00:04:41,874 --> 00:04:43,976 That reminds me, I have to warn Cece 120 00:04:44,009 --> 00:04:45,677 that I invited Jonah too. 121 00:04:45,711 --> 00:04:48,480 Nothing says "party" like dishing out a bunch of warnings. 122 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:54,887 Oh, the bowl I sent you! I wasn't sure you liked it. 123 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,456 Of course I do. It's lovely. 124 00:04:57,488 --> 00:04:59,324 You filled it with chips. 125 00:04:59,358 --> 00:05:01,727 Taro chips. To dispel bad luck. 126 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,795 It's a Tibetan singing bowl! 127 00:05:03,829 --> 00:05:06,165 You use it to create healing vibrations! 128 00:05:06,197 --> 00:05:07,899 But when it's not singing, 129 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,336 it also works as a "bowl" bowl. 130 00:05:10,368 --> 00:05:11,407 (DOORBELL RINGS) 131 00:05:12,036 --> 00:05:15,640 It's Mei! She's early! 132 00:05:15,673 --> 00:05:17,575 - Family! Places! - I'm gonna get that. 133 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:19,344 Oh, no, no. Andi, you need to get in your spot. 134 00:05:19,377 --> 00:05:21,146 But it's probably Buffy or Cyrus 135 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,749 or, it could really even be... 136 00:05:25,016 --> 00:05:26,651 Oh, oh. No, no, no. Not tonight. 137 00:05:26,685 --> 00:05:28,051 The stakes are too high. 138 00:05:29,053 --> 00:05:30,222 (SPEAKING IN CANTONESE) 139 00:05:31,723 --> 00:05:33,992 You used the right dialect... 140 00:05:34,026 --> 00:05:36,028 You're dressed appropriately... 141 00:05:37,195 --> 00:05:39,832 You even brought me my second favorite tea. 142 00:05:39,885 --> 00:05:41,024 Get in here. 143 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:45,337 Wait. We're here for the moon, too. 144 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:47,173 Uh... How thoughtful? 145 00:05:47,206 --> 00:05:48,274 It's not a gift. 146 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:49,842 This is to keep the mosquitos away. 147 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:52,411 The Goodman blood is like nectar to them. 148 00:05:52,444 --> 00:05:55,782 It's true. Like moths to a swollen, itchy flame. 149 00:05:57,815 --> 00:06:00,085 This is actually a singing bowl, you know, 150 00:06:00,118 --> 00:06:02,320 when it's not filled with chips. 151 00:06:03,454 --> 00:06:06,091 Look at Jonah, already killing it at the party. 152 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:07,593 He's like the perfect boyfriend. 153 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:10,096 Okay, he politely accepted a snack. 154 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:11,964 We don't have to give him a blue ribbon. 155 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,966 Mei is point two miles away. 156 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:15,601 Uh, how do you know that? 157 00:06:15,634 --> 00:06:17,403 I'm tracking her ride. 158 00:06:17,435 --> 00:06:18,520 (GROANING) 159 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,706 If she doesn't turn off location services, 160 00:06:20,738 --> 00:06:23,108 she's practically begging me to spy on her. 161 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:25,211 Family, take your places! 162 00:06:25,243 --> 00:06:26,377 What's happening? 163 00:06:26,411 --> 00:06:28,413 We have to create a "family tableau" 164 00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:29,648 so that everything is perfect 165 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,151 when CeCe announces Bex and Bowie's engagement. 166 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,486 Andi! Your mark! 167 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:35,153 Good luck. We'll stay clear. 168 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,254 Okay. 169 00:06:38,257 --> 00:06:39,757 Alright, tilt your head like this, 170 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:41,927 and remember, look natural. 171 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,166 172 00:07:01,846 --> 00:07:03,149 (SNEEZES) 173 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:32,077 What? Are you kidding me? 174 00:07:37,182 --> 00:07:38,417 (DOORBELL RINGS) 175 00:07:43,322 --> 00:07:44,589 Happy faces! 176 00:07:46,858 --> 00:07:48,627 Ham. Welcome back. 177 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:51,297 I want to hear everything about your time as a monk. 178 00:07:51,329 --> 00:07:54,233 Hello, Mei. It's always... 179 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,501 Yeah, that's it. 180 00:07:57,202 --> 00:07:59,305 You remember my daughter, Ling. 181 00:07:59,338 --> 00:08:00,539 Surprise! 182 00:08:00,572 --> 00:08:02,408 HAM: That is a surprise. 183 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,142 Guess what? Mei brought Ling. 184 00:08:04,175 --> 00:08:05,343 - Hello. - BOWIE: Hi, Ling. 185 00:08:05,377 --> 00:08:07,213 BEX: Ling, hi! Wow. 186 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:09,681 I haven't seen you in such a long time. 187 00:08:09,714 --> 00:08:13,418 A tableau, just for me? 188 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:14,887 You shouldn't have! 189 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,089 Bex and Bowie are engaged! 190 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,425 How nice for you. Ling is pregnant. 191 00:08:20,425 --> 00:08:21,427 With twins! 192 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,027 - Oh my goodness. - Wow. 193 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:24,662 - Congratulations. - That's amazing. 194 00:08:24,695 --> 00:08:26,030 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 195 00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:29,867 - I know. - HAM: Congratulations. That's beautiful. 196 00:08:29,901 --> 00:08:31,007 Thank you. 197 00:08:31,107 --> 00:08:33,238 (STAMMERING) Congratulations. 198 00:08:33,271 --> 00:08:36,407 Celia. Is she okay? 199 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,009 Of course she's okay! 200 00:08:38,042 --> 00:08:39,577 It's the Moon Festival! 201 00:08:39,611 --> 00:08:40,913 And she's throwing this great party. 202 00:08:40,945 --> 00:08:43,181 And she looks amazing. 203 00:08:43,214 --> 00:08:45,617 And her daughter's getting married. 204 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:48,286 Oh. Oh, the babies are moving. 205 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,122 The babies are moving. 206 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,225 I'm gonna go see if she's okay. 207 00:08:54,892 --> 00:08:55,961 Whoo! 208 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,204 Why did I wipe the wax? 209 00:09:05,237 --> 00:09:06,918 That was so dumb. 210 00:09:07,638 --> 00:09:10,408 These things happen. No need to panic. 211 00:09:10,441 --> 00:09:11,609 Take a deep breath. 212 00:09:11,642 --> 00:09:12,970 (BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY) 213 00:09:14,079 --> 00:09:15,647 There you go. 214 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,282 I wish I didn't have to be here. 215 00:09:17,315 --> 00:09:18,584 You were doing so well. 216 00:09:18,617 --> 00:09:21,620 Aggh! It's so stressful! 217 00:09:21,652 --> 00:09:23,154 I mean, saying the right things, 218 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,556 wearing the right clothes, 219 00:09:24,589 --> 00:09:25,590 buying the right tea... 220 00:09:25,623 --> 00:09:28,627 You have no idea how many teas are out there. 221 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:29,768 Somewhere around three thousand. 222 00:09:29,793 --> 00:09:31,296 - That's too many. - I know. 223 00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:33,665 - And now this mess. - This is nothing. 224 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:34,733 At my Bubbe's birthday, 225 00:09:34,766 --> 00:09:36,468 I had to help her blow out the candles. 226 00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:38,504 Eighty-five, plus one to grow on. 227 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,839 Bubbe was covered in wax. 228 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:41,906 And then this one Hanukkah... 229 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:43,153 Cyrus. 230 00:09:44,108 --> 00:09:45,478 Just how do I fix this? 231 00:09:48,646 --> 00:09:52,517 Well, now that the wax is dry... 232 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,185 We just scrape it off. 233 00:09:55,654 --> 00:09:58,424 Cyrus, you're a life-saver. 234 00:09:58,457 --> 00:10:00,626 This is so much easier without Bubbe squirming. 235 00:10:00,659 --> 00:10:01,694 - The paint! - (GASPS) 236 00:10:14,839 --> 00:10:17,642 Lotus seed. My favorite paste. 237 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,985 Mmm, good tea. 238 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,187 Oolong. 239 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,023 Isn't it wonderful? 240 00:10:32,056 --> 00:10:35,694 Mothers and daughters together, bonding. 241 00:10:36,828 --> 00:10:39,031 The Joy Luck Club's got nothing on us. 242 00:10:51,742 --> 00:10:53,545 Do you think Bex is okay? 243 00:10:53,578 --> 00:10:54,713 Why wouldn't she be? 244 00:10:54,746 --> 00:10:57,549 We left her alone with Celia, Mei and Ling. 245 00:10:57,582 --> 00:10:59,585 She might need back-up. 246 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,186 I should go in. 247 00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:03,689 What do you think? 248 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:06,158 You're just gonna just flash your smile and twinkle your eyes 249 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:07,725 and everything's gonna be okay? 250 00:11:07,758 --> 00:11:10,363 Well... yeah. 251 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,366 I'm sure she's fine. 252 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,569 But keep that twinkle and smile on standby, 253 00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:18,837 just in case. 254 00:11:18,869 --> 00:11:21,038 I have a pretty great pout too, 255 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,707 in case we need that. 256 00:11:22,741 --> 00:11:25,010 Sorry, that's my department. 257 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,644 I own pout. 258 00:11:28,546 --> 00:11:30,582 Ooh, that is pretty good. 259 00:11:33,251 --> 00:11:34,720 Hey guys. What are you... 260 00:11:34,752 --> 00:11:36,555 (GASPS) Bad. 261 00:11:36,588 --> 00:11:37,790 We know. Can you help us fix it? 262 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:41,026 No! I want no part of this. 263 00:11:41,059 --> 00:11:44,863 Too late. You've seen it. You're in. 264 00:11:44,896 --> 00:11:46,365 We need a plan. 265 00:11:46,397 --> 00:11:47,465 - Do you have one? - Yes. 266 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,667 - What is it? - Asking you guys for help. 267 00:11:51,803 --> 00:11:53,191 (ALL LAUGHING AND CHATTING) 268 00:11:55,773 --> 00:11:58,876 Well, Bowie was a rock star touring with the Renaissance Boys, 269 00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:02,815 but gave it all up to be with Bex and Andi. 270 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,716 Well, my son-in-law would've been here 271 00:12:04,748 --> 00:12:07,218 except he is at a gum disease conference. 272 00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:08,487 - Ew. - Ugh. 273 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,856 I think rock star wins this round. 274 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,760 I want to talk about your wedding. 275 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:15,893 When's the big day? 276 00:12:15,926 --> 00:12:18,229 - We haven't gotten that far yet. - No. 277 00:12:18,262 --> 00:12:21,599 Well, word to the wise, start planning soon. 278 00:12:21,632 --> 00:12:24,402 My wedding took fifteen months to prepare. 279 00:12:24,435 --> 00:12:27,305 Fifteen months? No thank you. 280 00:12:27,339 --> 00:12:29,308 We could just get married at City Hall. 281 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:30,842 That's fine by me. 282 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,144 Andi, quick question. 283 00:12:32,176 --> 00:12:33,579 Cyrus, not now! 284 00:12:33,612 --> 00:12:36,949 City Hall? Well, that would be lovely. 285 00:12:36,982 --> 00:12:39,284 It's a destination wedding. 286 00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:41,586 - Oh, don't be ridiculous. - She's gonna have a wedding. 287 00:12:41,619 --> 00:12:42,920 - There's gonna be a wedding. - Obviously. 288 00:12:42,954 --> 00:12:44,522 Maid of honor, ready to go. 289 00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:48,160 I need toothpaste. 290 00:12:48,193 --> 00:12:49,627 Cyrus, your breath is fine. 291 00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:52,231 - I have a situation. - I have a bigger one. 292 00:12:53,864 --> 00:12:56,435 BUFFY: Toothpaste cleans plaque not wax. 293 00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,637 This from one sneeze? 294 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,406 How did this happen? 295 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,077 I don't know. 296 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:08,180 I'm just a boy, standing in front of a wall, 297 00:13:08,213 --> 00:13:10,082 trying to cover it with toothpaste. 298 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,656 It doesn't matter how hard I try, 299 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:22,861 every time I come to one of your family parties, 300 00:13:22,893 --> 00:13:24,262 I mess up. 301 00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:28,166 You deserve a better boyfriend. 302 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:31,670 If I were you, I'd break up with me. 303 00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:38,843 That was a joke. I was kidding. 304 00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:53,131 Do you want to break up with me? 305 00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:00,887 Let's talk. 306 00:14:06,204 --> 00:14:07,738 Should we keep doing this, 307 00:14:07,771 --> 00:14:09,874 or can we just walk away? 308 00:14:09,907 --> 00:14:12,043 I don't think we can walk away. 309 00:14:12,076 --> 00:14:13,578 But I'm willing to try. 310 00:14:18,215 --> 00:14:19,750 I wasn't here from the beginning. 311 00:14:19,784 --> 00:14:21,453 I just came on at toothpaste. 312 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,890 I don't know what we're gonna do about this mess. 313 00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:28,760 Yes, I do. 314 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:31,129 It's nothing, I can fix it in like, two minutes. 315 00:14:33,231 --> 00:14:36,034 Who ever gave you the idea to use toothpaste? 316 00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,735 And my toothbrush? 317 00:14:37,768 --> 00:14:40,304 All the others were electric. 318 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,906 Go. Go, go, go. 319 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,578 (LAUGHING) God. 320 00:14:46,911 --> 00:14:48,313 City Hall? 321 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:51,415 How could you say City Hall? In front of my sister! 322 00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:52,950 Well, I'm sorry. 323 00:14:52,983 --> 00:14:54,987 Maybe you're forgetting... it's my wedding, 324 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,420 which means I get to do things my way. 325 00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:57,955 That's not how it works. 326 00:14:57,988 --> 00:15:00,291 No? How does it work? 327 00:15:00,324 --> 00:15:02,393 I get to plan your wedding, 328 00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:04,430 but I convince you it was your idea. 329 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,965 Is that true? Is that how it works? 330 00:15:07,998 --> 00:15:11,603 Well, it can be a very fun and bonding experience 331 00:15:11,636 --> 00:15:13,771 for a mother and daughter to share. 332 00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:18,010 I just... I want my wedding to be simple. 333 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,811 And small. No fuss. 334 00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:22,281 Then it will be. 335 00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:27,118 I'm really not opposed to having it at City Hall. 336 00:15:29,353 --> 00:15:33,090 But I am sorry I said that in front of Aunt Mei. 337 00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:34,425 Did you hear her cackle 338 00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:36,862 about how she'd be able to pay her parking tickets? 339 00:15:38,463 --> 00:15:41,000 Maybe... we don't invite her? 340 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:45,002 See? We're bonding already! 341 00:15:45,036 --> 00:15:47,372 I can't even look at that mooncake she brought. 342 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,597 (BOTH MAKE GAGGING SOUNDS) 343 00:15:50,974 --> 00:15:52,176 Let me see if I got this. 344 00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:53,978 You don't want to break up. 345 00:15:55,546 --> 00:15:59,817 No. Those words, they're so awful. 346 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:02,186 But you don't want to be a couple anymore either? 347 00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:05,991 Huh. 348 00:16:10,395 --> 00:16:15,401 Jonah, I like you so much, 349 00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:20,899 but I just want to be friends. 350 00:16:23,507 --> 00:16:25,710 I'm sorry. 351 00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:27,678 Don't be sorry. 352 00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:30,082 I just... I wanna be friends, too. 353 00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:32,818 But you said that... 354 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,985 I didn't want to "break up" with you either. 355 00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:37,522 I thought there were only two options. 356 00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:45,030 So we both want to go back to just being friends. 357 00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:46,331 But you don't want to break up with me, 358 00:16:46,363 --> 00:16:47,800 and I don't want to break up with you. 359 00:16:49,032 --> 00:16:50,568 Is that allowed? 360 00:16:50,602 --> 00:16:51,970 I don't know. 361 00:16:53,204 --> 00:16:54,906 But I think we just did it. 362 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:04,949 Oh, there you are. I was looking for you. 363 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,250 I didn't want you to get upset. 364 00:17:06,284 --> 00:17:08,053 There was a little accident with the candle wax... 365 00:17:08,085 --> 00:17:09,755 I don't care. 366 00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:11,256 Excuse me now? 367 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:15,559 I really thought I was gonna win Moon Festival. 368 00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:18,964 You lost? Oh, I had no idea. 369 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,065 When did the final results come in? 370 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:29,640 Celia, thank you for another lovely holiday. 371 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:32,276 What? You're not gonna stay for the floating lanterns? 372 00:17:32,309 --> 00:17:34,445 Oh, Ling needs her rest. 373 00:17:34,478 --> 00:17:36,747 She's eating and sleeping for three now. 374 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:39,950 Mei, you don't need to keep rubbing it in. 375 00:17:39,984 --> 00:17:41,887 I'm truly happy for you. 376 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,322 For all of you. 377 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,290 But wait. We don't have a picture of you two. 378 00:17:46,324 --> 00:17:47,825 HAM: We need a picture. 379 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:48,865 Do we? 380 00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,585 Trust me. 381 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,665 Okay, so, scoot back just a little. 382 00:17:54,097 --> 00:17:55,733 Little bit more. 383 00:17:55,766 --> 00:17:57,635 Just a... Oh! Perfect. 384 00:17:57,669 --> 00:17:58,771 And... 385 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,340 HAM: Look how beautiful you look. 386 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,709 - Text it to me. - Oh, for sure. 387 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:07,979 Why did we need that picture? 388 00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:09,781 So we can get this one. 389 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,207 (BOTH LAUGHING) 390 00:18:13,797 --> 00:18:15,892 - Text it to me. - Oh, yes! 391 00:18:16,937 --> 00:18:18,205 Okay, everybody. 392 00:18:18,237 --> 00:18:20,440 Write down a wish you to send up in your lantern. 393 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,810 - I'll take two. - No. One wish per lantern. 394 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,013 I'm bringing my own rice paper next time. 395 00:18:26,045 --> 00:18:28,215 So, how'd it go with Jonah? 396 00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:29,717 Great! We're just friends. 397 00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:32,002 - You broke up with him. - Nope. 398 00:18:32,036 --> 00:18:35,439 - He broke up with you? - Nope. 399 00:18:35,472 --> 00:18:37,340 This is a new one. 400 00:18:37,374 --> 00:18:39,143 We invented it. 401 00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:40,645 402 00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:45,002 Can't decide on a wish? 403 00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:47,084 It's kind of hard, 404 00:18:47,117 --> 00:18:48,886 when you have everything you want. 405 00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:51,989 You might want to pace yourself. 406 00:18:52,021 --> 00:18:53,992 We do have the rest of our lives together. 407 00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:56,660 Yeah, I know. 408 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:04,034 And your touch is all I'm wanting 409 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,435 For poor or for richer 410 00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:07,505 CELIA: It's time. Let's go to the park. 411 00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:12,609 ...head over heels, big time for real 412 00:19:12,643 --> 00:19:16,146 Ooh baby, I love you, I love you 413 00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:17,514 ANDI: Everyone ready? 414 00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:19,050 - Whoo! - Yes! 415 00:19:19,082 --> 00:19:20,150 On the count of three... 416 00:19:20,184 --> 00:19:23,186 ALL: One. Two. Three. 417 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,222 Let go! 418 00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:25,924 (ALL CHEERING) 419 00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:32,863 Taking off into the stars 420 00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:35,032 Kids of the killer whale 421 00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:40,271 But are you listening to what I say? 422 00:19:42,071 --> 00:19:43,340 - Wow. - Look at mine. 423 00:19:43,374 --> 00:19:44,408 Whoa. 424 00:19:44,441 --> 00:19:48,079 And does it really matter anyway? 425 00:19:48,111 --> 00:19:50,080 Where do they go? 426 00:19:50,114 --> 00:19:52,149 We're sending our wishes to the goddess 427 00:19:52,182 --> 00:19:54,585 who drank an elixir of immortality 428 00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:57,187 and now lives forever in the moon. 429 00:19:58,856 --> 00:20:01,483 I meant the lanterns. But cool story! 430 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,305 We light the way 431 00:20:15,705 --> 00:20:18,408 It s who we are 432 00:20:18,442 --> 00:20:21,045 The brand new beginning 433 00:20:26,817 --> 00:20:28,551 Whoa. 434 00:20:28,585 --> 00:20:29,654 What? 435 00:20:31,088 --> 00:20:34,816 The lanterns. Whoa. 436 00:20:35,326 --> 00:20:36,449 Stunning. 437 00:20:42,832 --> 00:20:44,167 You have no idea. 438 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:51,413 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 439 00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:53,736 Next, on Andi Mack... 440 00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:56,307 That was great. So I gather you're a guitar teacher? 441 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,608 His guitar teacher. 442 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,109 Sean's got talent. 443 00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:01,544 He needs the right teacher. It sounds like thats you. 444 00:21:01,578 --> 00:21:03,547 Guys! The Color Factory's in town. 445 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,249 - I'm in. - Me too. 446 00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:07,318 You know who'd also enjoy this? 447 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,552 Walker. 448 00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:09,953 I don't wanna be that friend 449 00:21:09,986 --> 00:21:11,120 that tells you what to do. 450 00:21:11,154 --> 00:21:13,457 - I won't invite him. - Great. 451 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,791 Walker. 452 00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:16,092 What are you doing here? 453 00:21:16,126 --> 00:21:17,423 We need to talk. 454 00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:22,023 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31342

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