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Previously on Andi Mack...

Hey, guys. Mind if I sit down?

My dogs are barkin'.

You guys haven't been to The Spoon in a couple of days.

You don't have to sit at my section.

I'm not a very good waitress.

Thank you so much for bringing me here.

No prob!

Amber? Amber, come back!

(CHEERING)

Mommy!

- "Is my mom home for good?" - No.

Oh, no, Buffy.

But neither are you.

I want us to be together.

I want you to be my girlfriend.

And I wanna be your boyfriend.

What do you think?

Um...

JONAH: "Um..."?

I just don't know what to do.

Who... will... Andi... give her final rose to?

Ha-ha, you are hilarious.

Will it be Jonah, the dimpled dream date,

who, tonight, for the first time, opened his heart to Andi?

Or was it too little, and too late?

Was it too little, too late?

You were witness to my suffering.

But what he said tonight, that was a big step for him.

And it took him six months to take it.

And then you're leaning toward this artist guy.

- What's his name? - Walker.

Are you gonna see him again?

Doubtful. He didn't ask how to reach me,

and he doesn't even know my last name.

Well, he could find that out with a minimum of effort.

As could you about him. Just saying.

I have a wonderful memory.

And a souvenir photo strip. I'm good.

So he's out of the picture?

Aside from the souvenir photo strip?

(SING-SONGY) While Jonah is asking you to be his girlfriend.

What'd you tell him?

I told him, "Um..."

- You did? - Yeah.

(WHISPERS) Yeah.

Thanks a lot, Mom. Looks like you taught me how to "um."

Sorry.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

? I'm standing on the edge ?

? And everything I kno-o-ow ?

? Has blown away ?

? Life is upside down ?

? But any way it go-o-oes ?

? I'll work it out ?

? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?

? Here we go ?

? One, two, three! ?

? I'm ready for tomorrow ?

? Tomorrow starts today ?

? There ain't no map to follow ?

? But I'm with you all the way ?

- ? I'm ready for tomorrow ? - ? Hey ?

- ? Tomorrow starts today ? - ? Hey! ?

- ? There ain't no map to follow ? - ? Hey! ?

? But I'm with you all the way ?

? Hey! ?

? All the way ?

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- What is it? - What's the emergency?

No baby taters. Bad sign.

The fortune-teller at your party was right.

I'm moving.

- When? - Why?

My mom got a promotion.

She'll be in charge of the health and welfare

of soldiers' families.

I'm really proud of her. It's an amazing job.

Except it's in Phoenix, Arizona.

What about your dad? Is he okay with this?

He's from Phoenix, so he's super psyched.

He's leaving tomorrow to find us a house.

How soon do you have to leave?

Can you stay for the summer?

We're leaving in 10 days.

- Ten days? - Ten days?

- That's impossible. - ANDI: It's too soon.

You have to at least finish the school year.

It's just two more months.

She can wait two months, can't she?

We already talked about this.

If it was up to her... but it's not.

There must be something we can do.

(SIGHS) Cyrus...

it's done.

? ?

I still say we find the closest general and storm...

I got it! Oh, my gosh!

I can't believe it took me this long to think of this!

It's so obvious.

- What is? - You can stay in my bedroom!

There isn't really enough room, is there?

My old bedroom.

It's huge, and it's completely empty,

and there's a four-poster bed.

And CeCe.

And Pops.

You've had his lasagna, and that's just one

of the many delicious dishes he makes.

Yeah, but... there's still CeCe.

She's changed a lot. She's much more easygoing than she used to be.

She lets me have cereal.

Lets you have cereal?

Yeah, sounds like a whole new person.

She takes hip-hop dance classes.

That's nice. Do you think she's finally forgiven me

for not using a coaster when I was six?

She called me "water ring" until last year.

Remember how she used to frisk us to make sure

we weren't carrying permanent markers?

And how she used to stand there with a hand vacuum cleaner,

and if you made even one crumb...

(BOTH VROOMING)

I can't believe I used to live like that.

I just really don't want you to go.

Me neither.

Please stay till the end of the year?

Please!

(SIGHS)

Do you even think CeCe would be okay with me staying there?

Absolutely! Definitely!

For two months?

For as long as you want.

I guess I could ask my mom.

BOTH: Yay!

Guys! Please, don't get your hopes up.

- Too... late. - They're up.

? I will be there ?

? You will be there ?

? We'll have it all ?

? Yeah, we'll have the best thing ?

? Just you and me ?

? Open and free ?

? They're gonna see ?

? That we have the best, the best thing ?

- Boo! - Aah!

(LAUGHS) You scare easily.

Yes. I do.

- I won't do that again. - Thank you.

It's crazy to see you here.

I just went into The Fringe to get something for you.

You did? Why?

I don't know, I was thinkin' about you.

And I got like this urge, or whatever, to get you a present.

Ugh! I can hear myself and I sound like such a loser.

No, you don't. You sound really sweet.

I figured I could ask Bex for help.

But she isn't working today.

Yeah, so I was on my own.

I don't how well I did, it's just something that made me think of you.

Well, it really doesn't matter what it is.

It's the first thing you ever gave me.

I'm gonna treasure it forever.

ANDI: I'm so confused right now.

Some people just aren't good at giving presents.

It's the thought that counts.

Exactly.

I just wish I knew what that thought was.

What are you gonna say to him?

My mind is blank.

I think you should tell him the truth.

Which is what?

"Jonah, your gift is very special to me.

But I'm just not weady... for wuv."

? ?

(CLEARS THROAT)

Is there something I can help you with?

No, thanks. I know what I'm doing.

Well, if you need me, I'll be right here, glaring at you.

This is dry. Could I get a new one?

- To buy? - I'm just testing.

My last nerve.

You're not very good with customer service, are you?

Oh, I'm great with customers.

Or people who don't abandon my daughter on top of a Ferris wheel.

I apologized to Andi.

But... I guess I should apologize to you, too.

Well?

That... That was it.

Amber, don't you have anything better to do?

Why don't you go hang out with your friends?

I don't... have any.

(SIGHS)

? ?

- Hi. - Whoa!

- (LAUGHS) - You scared me.

Sorry, I... I didn't mean to.

What'd you think of my present?

It was so cute! I wuved it. (LAUGHS)

You can be honest. It was terrible.

Well, the important part was

that you thought of me and you got me something.

That was the wrong present, but this... is the right one.

You got me another present.

The first one doesn't count. This one has your name on it.

Literally. Open it.

- Right now? - I wanna see your reaction.

What is it?

It's piece of rice, with your name on it.

See? Well, "Andy" with a "Y."

They didn't have your spelling, I didn't think you'd mind.

Hey, you got three out of four.

You can wear it as a necklace. Here.

It looks so cool.

And you can wear it with anything.

A piece of rice on a string, the ultimate accessory.

- Who knew? - I knew you'd like it.

I love it.

But, Jonah...

you have to stop buying me presents.

Seriously, stop buying me presents.

Hey, guys, what's new?

Oh, hold on, there's a bug on you.

Got it.

Have you tried being... friendlier?

Yes, I did.

That worked out really well.

Andi and her friends stopped coming to The Spoon,

because they're afraid I might sit down and talk to them.

- That didn't happen. - Ask her!

And the only reason Andi invited me to sleep over that time

was 'cause she felt sorry for me.

And that's the only reason you're talking to me right now. Isn't it?

Yeah. Don't make me sound like the mean girl!

You're the mean girl!

I don't wanna be the mean girl!

It's not fun being the mean girl.

But that's all people see when they look at me.

The mean girl.

You're right.

But I think I might be able to fix that.

? ?

(GRUNTS)

CYRUS: 25... 26... 27, go for it.

26... 27... 28...

29... thir...

I talked to my mom about staying at your house

until the end of the school year.

What'd she say?

She didn't love it, but she also didn't say no.

We're halfway there. What did CeCe say?

She's going to be totally fine with it.

You haven't told her yet?

I was waiting to hear what your mom said.

I told her CeCe already said okay.

- She will. - I'd feel better if she did.

I'll go there right after school.

There's absolutely nothing to worry about.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Pat!

Ah! It's wonderful to have you home!

Is it? Then why are you trying to rip my family apart?

You had no idea?

This is the first I'm hearing of it.

Ugh! I was so mad...

I almost came over here in my battle fatigues.

You're intimidating enough without them.

Chocolate chip cookie?

Hmm?

I want you to know that whatever you decide,

Buffy's welcome to stay here.

Thank you.

To be honest, I'm surprised she'd even consider it.

Why?

Just that this was voted "Worst Playdate Home,"

five years in a row.

What? Why?

Celia! I mean, your idea of a snack was dry rice cakes.

I mean, this... this is not what a chocolate chip cookie

is supposed to look like.

I have changed.

Look! I have cereal now.

- Hmm. - I want you to know,

that if Buffy stays here, she'll have whatever she wants.

Except me.

I really don't think I need a makeover.

I'm not giving you one.

This is a make-under.

I don't wear that much to begin with.

I know, but what you do wear, maybe, sends a message.

- Like, what? - Like, your lip gloss.

It's saying, "Don't talk to me."

(LAUGHS) Oh, really?

And what about my blush?

"Not interested, get lost."

(GIGGLES) It can't be rude. It's a light, peachy powder.

Well, they're taking all their cues from your eyebrows,

which, don't get me wrong, are spectacular.

They're also intimidating.

Judgmental. They own your face.

They're the host!

They're my mean girl host!

You know, I could soften them, take the edge off.

You'd look friendlier, more open.

- Do it! - Yeah?

Oh, okay. Um, are you okay if I use wax for this?

Will it hurt?

- It might. - A lot?

I'll go fast.

(BLOWING SOFTLY)

(WHISPERS) All right.

Ow! Is it over?

Mm-mm.

Aah! How much more?

Ooh, I changed my mind, I don't wanna do this.

Okay, don't pull at it, though.

- I just wanna get this off! - Let me help you!

No!

Okay, calm down.

What did you do to me?

I didn't!

(GASPS) I'm a monster!

Amber, it's temporary, it'll grow back.

No one can see me like this!

I am not paying for these!

Hey, Cece!

Ah! I didn't know you were coming over.

Buffy and Cyrus are here, too.

- Hey, Mrs. Mack. - Hi!

- Okay if they come in? - Only if they want to.

Since this place holds the title of "Worst Playdate Home."

(CHUCKLES) I completely forgot about that harmless joke

that I may have told my mom about.

Uh, before you dig too deep, Cyrus, I told her.

Mom!

What are you doing here?

Well, naturally, I had to come over and thank Celia

for her generous offer to put you up...

which she did not know about.

I'm sorry.

I was just so sure that you would think it was okay.

That's what I said.

See? I told you guys!

So it's gonna happen? You're gonna stay here?

What do you think?

I think... your friends are remarkable people.

They are.

I don't wanna take you away from them.

That's the last thing I wanna do.

And I think that this is a wonderful home.

Where you'd have everything you need.

But, baby... I just got you back.

I don't wanna let you go.

Even for a few months.

I don't wanna let you go, either.

? ?

I'm sorry, guys.

This really is the worst playdate home.

Hey. How'd it go with...

I guess this means Buffy's moving.

She's heartbroken.

I don't know if there's enough cookie dough in the world

that would fix this one.

She just needs her mom to give her hug

and tell her it's gonna be okay.

Mom?

I think I need that, too.

What happened?

I got my first online review.

Did you really do this?

No.

Well, you must've done something.

She called you a "wax murderer."

Mom, you know me. You know I'm not a wax murderer.

It doesn't matter what I know, it's on the Internet.

It will live forever!

Now would be a really good time to say everything will be okay.

Everything will be okay...

when you learn how to think before you act.

Thanks, Mom. That really helped.

You know this isn't my strong suit.

But it is yours. So, go take care of Andi.

You're very good at that.

Thanks, Mom.

That really helped.

Good.

? ?

Andi Mack, here I come.

Don't get scared.

I'm not that jumpy.

- (LOCKER SLAMS) - Aah!

I can see that.

(SIGHS)

Are you mad at me or somethin'?

No. I'm sorry.

I'm just thinking about Buffy.

And how I only have a week and a half left with her.

It's not enough.

If you want, I could join the Good Hair Crew,

so you still have three members.

Jonah... I know you're trying to help,

but you're just making it worse.

I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be a good boyfriend.

The presents didn't work out,

and I just wanna make you feel better, and I say the wrong thing.

Jonah, you're not my boyfriend.

Well, I told you at the bar mitzvah, I changed my mind.

I want the label.

But now... I don't know if I want it.

You said you did just the other night.

No, I didn't.

I asked you to be my girlfriend.

And my answer was... "Um."

"Um." What does "um" mean?

It means, I don't know.

When will you know?

I don't know that, either.

I need time to think about it.

How much time?

Well, I can tell you this.

For the next week and a half,

I really need to focus on Buffy.

So, a week and a half?

At least.

Okay.

You've been wanting to give me a gift.

What I really need from you is patience.

Okay?

? So don't give up ?

? When life has pushed you around ?

? Stuck your feet to the ground ?

? Yes, all you have to do ?

? Is wait ?

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JONAH: Next, on Andi Mack...

- (PANTING) - Hey, Jonah!

You're good, just breathe.

I need to buy a guitar.

I didn't know you played.

I don't, I just wanted to learn.

BOWIE: I can give you lessons.

You're really good.

Come on, guys.

We only have a week left with each other.

Let's recreate our perfect day.

In my experience, you can't recreate the perfect day.

ANDI: Someone stole your bike.

(SHRIEKS) The bee, he followed me!

My phone was in my bag!

Mine, too!

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