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Andi: Previously, on Andi Mack...

Jonah. He just walked in.

You got my text, right?

You mean the one where you said I'm girly?

That's some stupid auto-correct.

It was supposed to be you're gnarly.

I'm gnarly.

I seem to remember that when you first got here,

you said you'd only be staying for a short time.

Stop! What are you saying?

She's saying she wants me to move out.

(heavy metal playing)

What?

She's turning into you.

And I can't watch.

Let's get out of here. But I... don't wanna go home.

Me neither.

This is where we live now.

What are you looking for?

My jeans with the patches.

Mm-hmm.

(sigh)

Now are what you looking for?

My other jeans with the patches.

Those are the wrong ones.

Can they be the right ones today?

Oh, here they are.

- No! Ow, ow! - Sorry! I didn't wanna wake you.

I didn't want you to, either.

This feels greasy.

And it... smells like kiwi.

You didn't take the lip balm out of the pocket.

Why would I do that?

Because it messes up the laundry.

CeCe goes through every pocket before she puts something in the wash.

Well, CeCe isn't doing Andi's laundry anymore,

so checking for lip balm in Andi's pockets

is something Andi has to do now. Got it?

Got it.

(sigh)

I'm sorry!

I didn't mean to be snippy.

Just haven't had my coffee yet.

I'm not really human until I have my coffee.

(coffee machine turned on)

(hair dryer turned on)

(coffee machine stops)

Sorry!

Don't worry about it, I'm fine.

(theme music playing)

I'm standing on the edge

And everything I know-ow-ow is blowin' away

Life is upside down

But any way it go-o-oes I'll work it out

Oh oh oh oh oh

Here we go

- One, two, three

- I'm ready for tomorrow

Tomorrow starts today

There ain't a map to follow

But I'm with you all the way

I'm ready for tomorrow

Tomorrow starts today

There ain't a map to follow

But I'm with you all the way

All the way

This must be it.

I think it might be over

between me and Iris.

The girl who saw you puke in your shoe?

Huh, I thought that'd last forever.

She hasn't been answering my texts asking if it's over between us.

So, I guess that means it's over between us.

It's better to have loved and lost

than to have never loved at all.

Or whatever I was feeling towards her.

You'll meet someone else.

Of course I will!

Look at this hair!

But, for the moment,

this creates a problem.

To eradicate the memory

of the puke shoe incident,

I purchased four tickets to sports.

Could you be more specific?

Wish I could.

Something with a ball,

which seemed like a fun, pitfall-free outing

for me and Jonah and our ladies.

And now you don't have a lady.

Or do I?

What's that smile?

This is my "would you like to be my plus-one" smile?

And this is my "not a chance" smile.

Oh, come on, please? I'll owe you big time.

You know how much you like it when people owe you.

True... I do like that.

Sorry to keep you waiting. (laughs)

Hey, when do we get to see the new apartment?

Soon.

What's going on with your pants?

I don't know.

Bex did the laundry.

Are you okay?

Yeah! Really okay. It's like this adventure...

that I didn't know I was going on.

You probably miss living at home.

Maybe a little.

If we use two appliances at once, then the lights go out.

And the Wi-Fi is "Coffee Shop Guest."

Can't you guys just move back?

I don't think that's an option. We

haven't spoken to CeCe since we left.

But, it's not like we're still fighting.

Now it's more a game of chicken over who makes the first call.

I know that game. My parents play it all the time.

Sometimes they play it for so long

that they don't remember why they're not talking to each other.

I'm sorry you're going through this.

It's weird to wake up and not know where you are.

But, everything is gonna be fine.

We just have to make some adjustments.

So we see.

(all laughing)

It's like she used fabric hardener.

Uugh!

Everything okay over there?

You're five feet away. There is no "over there" in this apartment!

So... no?

What's the problem?

I'm being tortured by quadratic equations.

Stupid numbers, why do you hate me so!

Okay... step away from the math.

You need to de-stress.

- I can't. - Why not?

Because... I don't have my duct tape.

I don't have my zigzag scissors!

My glue gun!

If I was home where... I mean, where we used to live,

You had AndiShack.

Yeah.

Okay, so... you need supplies.

The stores are closed.

Well, maybe there's another solution.

There isn't. There are no solutions!

(sighs)

How's it goin'?

I... I was wonderin' if you wanted to watch our show?

What show?

Any... show. Or... or go get frozen yogurt.

Or do anything else that would stop you from exercising

for five minutes.

This is relaxing.

Can we at least talk?

This has gone on long enough.

I think you should call them.

I think they should call me.

Celia... how many times have you driven past their building?

I just want to make sure they have a decent supermarket

and a 24-hour pharmacy.

I miss them, too.

We were just startin' to feel like your

average every day dysfunctional family.

Ham... they don't wanna live with me.

Oh, I... I don't think that's true.

I believe they would come back if you just... asked them to.

They won't come back.

They're never coming back.

I... I really need to exercise right now. Thank you.

- Did you hear that? - Sh-shh.

(sounds from outside)

Hey-hey.

We didn't mean to scare you.

We just needed art supplies.

What about food? D... D... Do you need some food?

- We have food. - Yes!

I made some lasagna, I can wrap some up.

Can I have some now?

Ha.

I... don't need a plate.

C... Can I just say how very... happy we are to... see you?

Thanks, Dad.

(with mouth full) This is delicious.

W... We were just sayin' how much we miss you.

Weren't we?

Dad, it's pointless. She'll never admit...

I do.

Oh. Um...

Wow.

Are you still mad at me?

Do you still think I'm a monster?

No!

I need a hug.

I need one, too.

Is there anything else you need from here, before we go?

What? I thought this meant you were coming back home.

No, Dad. We have our own home now.

I told you.

We should be going.

Just to be clear... this is your choice.

I did not ask you to leave.

Do you need me to sign something?

- Let the record show... - Yes, let the record show...

I don't wanna be fighting about this 13 years from now.

Well, that was really nice there. For a second.

(elliptical machine whirring)

Listen, don't think I'm not super, super grateful...

No buts! You are super, super grateful.

No buts. However... your Jonah Beck impression?

Which is hilarious... please don't.

No problem.

Thank you. You can be very understanding when you want to be.

I just won't say, "That was docious magocious!"

- Which is almost never. - Dude, you're speaking my language!

Where is Amber?

With Iris, who was totally bummed out to

hear you already had a new girlfriend.

- I don't... - He doesn't.

I thought Iris was dumping me.

Nah, just givin' you a few days of the silent treatment.

It's like some kinda test.

Amber invented it.

She's the next Steve Jobs.

And I failed it!

I... I don't wanna hurt Iris more than I already have.

Meaning what?

It was callous of me to invite you,

and it... cost Jonah time with Amber...

Are you blowing me off?

Y... You don't have to.

It should just be the two of us. It's what Amber would've wanted.

Yeah, you... have a point.

Sorry, Buffy.

Duuude, don't be. It's all docious magocious!

Thank you for understanding.

You still owe me big time.

But now it's big, big time.

Well, it's just you and me, brah. Go, sports!

Bex!

Mom!

Why are we shouting?

Why are you here?

I wanted to talk, just you and me.

Oh... Uh, w... Um... now's not a good time.

I'm... on my way out.

Oh, where are you going? I'll go with you.

Can't it wait?

Sure, Mom. It can wait. I was under the impression

you wanted a relationship with me and Andi,

but, yeah, we can let this fester as long as you like.

Why do you always have to make me the bad guy?

You're not.

In fact, I... came here to apologize.

Oh.

Well... please continue.

We both knew it was time for me to get my own place.

But, I should've told you I was taking Andi with me.

Yes, you should have.

It was very painful.

She misses you.

And I miss her.

Maybe... someday you'll feel that way about me.

There's no chance you'd ever feel that way about me.

You're always the optimist.

Well, uh, that's all I came to say.

So, if you're ready to go...

Go? G... Where?

You just said, "I'm on my way out"?

Oh! I did. (laughs) That's... Um... I... just remembered

there's something I need to do here.

Okay.

That was close.

- Hi. - Hey-hey!

Where ya been?

I've been getting math tutoring from Buffy.

She's really good at math.

Really good!

So.. that's all homework?

What do you mean?

Your backpack looks stuffed.

Yeah. These schoolbooks just keep getting bigger and bigger.

Okay.

Knock off the innocent act.

I know where you've been.

I've been at Buffy's!

You can call her!

In... a minute.

Please. You reek of fabric softener.

No. I don't!

Wh...?

How did that get there?

Oh, I don't know... maybe from... this?

I'm sorry.

I never wanted you to know.

You let her do your laundry?

Behind my back?

Right after we moved in together?

I... I... was thinking about you the whole time!

Are you mad?

I'm not mad.

You don't have to lie to me about going over there.

I didn't wanna hurt you.

I'm fine with it.

The only way you could hurt me is by lying to me.

I'll never do it again. I promise.

Good. And the next time you go over there

with your dirty clothes... take mine.

(laughs)

Deal.

This is me and Jonah eating our third hot dogs...

This is me and Jonah wearing the

mini-helmets we ate ice cream out of.

Oh! This is me getting mustard and ice cream off of Jonah's shirt

with seltzer water!

Looks like fun! Wish I'd been there.

Longer.

I really wish I could make it up to you somehow.

I know! I'll show you the pictures again!

This is me and Jonah...

If you really wanna make it up to me...

I like that jacket.

You want my team jacket?

But, I'm such a big fan of...

Is there a name on here somewhere?

Oh, here it is.

It says, "Property of Buffy Driscoll."

But, Jonah bought the same jacket,

right before I bought my jacket.

And we're both wearing it today.

And he's my first ever guy friend...

Fine. Keep it.

Thank you.

Speaking of your guy friend,

looks like someone didn't get the twinsies memo.

'Sup?

'Sup?

Where's your jacket?

I left it at home.

I didn't want us to look like a couple of dorks, right?

Pshh... Yeah, of course.

So, uh... maybe we can hang later?

I'm meeting Amber at the spoon.

No problemo, 'nother time, brah!

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

I really do owe you big time.

Yes!

This jacket's docious magocious?

Too soon.

Andi! Dinner!

Why isn't the oven on?

Did we blow another fuse?

This thing doesn't even work!

You could just microwave it.

It won't taste as good, but...

I guess that's our only option.

Uuuuuugh!

I don't mind cold lasagna.

It's frozen!

We could... just... let it sit out and defrost.

No, you're not eating dinner at midnight.

It's gonna be okay.

You're right. It is going to be okay.

Go pack your things.

Why?

I did this too fast.

I made an impulsive decision.

You had a nice life.

You had a nice room.

You had AndiShack.

I took you away from that.

I'm taking you back.

- But... - No buts. I'm your mother.

As your mother, I do what's best for you.

This is what's best for you.

I'll go.

But only if you come with me.

I can't.

I have to stand on my own two feet now.

I need to figure out how to make a home,

so we can be together someday.

But you'll be alone.

I can do that.

As long as I don't turn on any appliances.

(doorbell rings)

She hasn't eaten.

Have you?

I'm fine.

I promise. I am fine.

Food. Go.

I really wanted to be able to do this.

It's harder than it looks.

I gotta go.

(knock on door)

How you doin', kiddo?

Good.

Any interest in joining us downstairs for a movie night?

- Sure. - Great. I... I'll get the popcorn,

you get your jimmy-jammies on, and I'll meet you downstairs.

Pow! (laughs)

(laughs)

All right, everybody got what they need?

Andi, you got Baba?

Okay, well, it looks like we're ready to go.

Feels like old times, huh?

- (Celia giggles) - Yeah.

(knocking on door)

Who's there?

Ahhh!

(both laugh)

(laughing)

Baba! You scared me!

What are you doing here?

You two should be in bed.

But first she has to brush her teeth.

You are making her brush her teeth?

Of course.

Go brush your teeth!

Thank you, CeCe.

(Andi giggles)

Wow! You're getting really good with the washi tape.

Uh... do you wanna come in?

Oh... no, I... I get the general idea.

It is harder than it looks, but...

apparently, you're getting the hang of it.

I am?

Don't get cocky. You still have a ways to go.

Thanks, Mom.

These days I just can't think straight

I got too many angles runnin' 'round my brain

Hey, it'll be okay

So... what happened, exactly?

Being there felt like old times.

But, it's new times now.

This is my home, and you're my mom.

I'm your what?

My mom?

You called me Mom!

So?

That was the first time!

Whoa.

Say it again!

Please don't make a giant thing outta this.

Who shouldn't make a giant thing outta this?

You.

(laughs) Mom!

(laughing) Again! Again!

Mom!

(both laughing)

Say it again!

St... Okay, Mom, Mom!

Bex: Next, on Andi Mack...

Andi: What do we want?

(indistinct)

When do we want them?

Students: Now!

Do you know what's going on?

We're protesting the dress code.

- Oh? - Do you wanna join us?

- Nah, I'm good. - Oh.

We're the leaders of this movement.

We have to be strong!

But I'm not strong. I'm weak!

I could get suspended.

That goes on my permanent record!

There is no permanent record.

What?

I'm the new principal, Dr. Metcalf.

And I... have been looking through

your permanent record.

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