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[Playing off-key]
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[Groans]
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- Damn it.
- What's wrong?
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Why do I work for that
appalling little man?
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Because he's decent,
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he cares about his staff,
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and he tries to do the right thing.
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He's so bad at doing the right thing.
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He told the whole country
we were getting married.
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He didn't mean to. He panicked.
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What?
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Why aren't you more upset about this?
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I don't know.
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People kept coming up to
congratulate me all week.
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It was funny and kind of touching.
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But I thought that you
were against the whole...
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I know. So did I.
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So does that mean that
the idea of marrying me
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is not so horrifying after all?
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I'm...
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evolving.
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[Door buzzer]
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James. He's dropping off my glasses.
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Hey, Julie.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks, James.
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- You're a lifesaver.
- No worries.
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All part of the job, no
matter how menial the errand.
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Hey, any word yet on when you'll
be taking your leave of absence?
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I'd do the math myself,
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but you never told me
the date of conception.
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Nope. No word yet, James.
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Okay.
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By the way, ladies, when
the little one, uh, shows up,
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I'd be honored if he
called me "uncle James."
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Mm-hmm. Okay, bye-bye.
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See you tomorrow.
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[Door closes]
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Uncle James?
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Kat...
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I have something to tell you.
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What is it?
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Our son will not be calling
that imbecile "Uncle James."
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Agreed.
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He'll be calling him "dad."
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[Upbeat music]
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Look at you.
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[Chuckles] You've been busy.
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What, is that me above the fold
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or someone just as handsome?
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- Let me see that.
- [Chuckles]
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It would seem that you were caught
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in the act of legislating,
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with women, no less.
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Women, my friend, are the new men.
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They get things done.
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Our female colleagues are sane
and smart, they stick together,
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and they smell a hell of
a lot better than we do.
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Speak for yourself.
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Louis, I'm telling you as your friend.
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You really gotta stop
using Marta's perfume.
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I think it's distinctive.
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Sets me apart from the old spice crowd.
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So what do you think of all
this presidential speculation?
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Pretty silly, huh?
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Is there speculation in that
article about my running?
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You know, I mean, you've
got no organization,
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no money, no endorsements.
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Must be crazy talk. I
wouldn't pay it any mind.
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Besides, I got a lot on my plate, Andy.
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That's right. You do.
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And people think about you now
as the new master of the Senate,
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the new LBJ.
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I wouldn't go that far.
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LBJ was a one-of-a-kind legislator.
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Still a great model for you, though.
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Mm-hmm.
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Pretty good President too.
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Louis, you know what you've done
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with this lesbian brouhaha, right?
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Yes.
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I've severed my own chain of command.
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I now have a chief of
staff who won't talk to me.
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No, I mean politically.
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You presented the party
with a golden opportunity
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to get on the right side of history.
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Lamar, history repeats itself.
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We'll be back on her good side soon enough.
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By then it could be too late.
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The GOP needs to mobilize
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its tiny but excitable homosexual base.
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And the committee feels a high-profile,
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Republican gay marriage
could be just the thing.
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Okay, just so I've got this straight,
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you want Julie to marry her
partner as an RNC media event?
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Think she'd be game?
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I think she'd rather be boiled alive.
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But it can't hurt to ask, though, right?
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And throwing a gay
wedding could put to rest
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your homophobe-of-the-year problem.
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- You read Out magazine?
- Dentist office.
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Look, Louis, I know you can pull this off.
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And tell the girls they can use
my country cottage if they want.
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Do one of those barefoot things.
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Later.
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I'll tell Reince
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it's a maybe.
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No, no, it's more like a never.
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Lamar, it's more like a never!
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And that brings us to our final item.
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Why are you doing that?
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Because you're about to
get in a really bad mood.
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[Laughs] You don't know that.
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I do,
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because you have to go to an
RNC fund-raiser tomorrow night.
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Oh, Christ.
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Look, I tallied them up.
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There are nine reasons why
this is gonna piss you off.
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So here they are, and bear in mind
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that I'm just the messenger.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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Okay, one: It's not optional
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because the campaign is running on fumes.
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Two: There are three major donors there
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whom only you know but
whom you also loathe.
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Heller, Simpson, and Rothstein.
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And quit saying "whom."
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Okay, three: The event is
at the Rothstein center,
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a building you regard as both
grandiose and claustrophobic.
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Okay, and can we just skip to nine,
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which I know you're
planning to nuke me with?
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Four: It'll be raining.
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Five: There will be a limo strike.
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Six: The event will be catered with Sushi.
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Seven: The singing senators will be there.
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Oh, Aaron, Christ, you're killing me here.
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Eight: The biggest donor
is in from Philadelphia,
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so the chairman expects you to hang.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Fuck you in advance.
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Nine better be that it's a cash bar.
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Nine: The donor in question happens to be
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the auto executive who's
currently dating your ex-wife.
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- [Sighs]
- But that's it, so...
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Actually, I hear my phone ringing.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Aaron, you get your skinny ass back here!
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[Glass breaks against door] God damn it!
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I'm telling you, Cuba
could be my breakout issue.
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I don't think so, Andy.
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Paint me a picture of the downside, Kat.
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The Iowa caucuses are rural.
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Farmers will love it.
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Unpopular in Florida?
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Myth. 63% approve of normalization.
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I could carry Florida on this issue.
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But it'll get so ugly.
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The issue is still toxic in old Miami.
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Senator Menendez and the
whole Republican field
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will tear you apart.
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Let them. That's the whole point.
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Standing up to the anti-Castro
dead-Enders takes guts.
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Andy could break out of the pack.
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He could own a major issue,
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take the big, bad,
swinging-dick lead on it.
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I love it when you overcompensate.
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I could go to Cuba.
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I could go to freakin' Cuba.
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Why do you always wander
off when I'm about to win?
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Don't you see, Kat?
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It could be my Nixon-to-China moment.
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If Nixon could shake hands with Mao,
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who had the blood of millions
on his hands, well, then hell,
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I could sit in an intensive
care unit with Castro,
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- who only has the blood of...
- Thousands.
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Thousands. It'd be historic.
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Are you sure you're not just doing this
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to impress your Cuban-American ex-fianc?e?
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You think it'd impress her?
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Maybe, but not her consigliere.
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Benny's a different generation.
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Yes, he's wired in.
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He'd know exactly who I need to piss off.
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Just so I can let the staff in on this,
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we're about to deliberately
stir up a shitstorm?
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Category five.
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I'm gonna go talk to
Menendez, give him a heads-up,
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you know, as a courtesy.
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We're here with the stars of
the Real Daughters of D.C.,
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Cee Biggs and Charity Robeson.
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Congratulations, ladies.
The show's a big hit.
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- Thank you, we're very exc...
- Best opening ever
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for a millennial reality show.
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But, you know, Andy, it
isn't all about popularity.
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It's about integrity.
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Integrity's part of my and Charity's brand,
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although it was my idea originally.
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Charity thought of other stuff...
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for instance, her dressing
like a straight person.
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That was totally her idea.
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Excuse me. What are you talking about?
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And I totally respected that.
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It was part of your journey.
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Well, Cee Biggs, I want
to talk about your journey
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because a big part of that
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was working through issues with your dad.
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People really were moved by that.
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The rest were bored, but whatever.
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I think that scene with
Gil John, it was really...
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Out-of-body-ish
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because I had no idea that
even though he couldn't always
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be there for me, he was paying attention.
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He cared about that shy little girl.
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[Muffled gag]
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I'm sorry, I just threw up a little
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inside my mouth.
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I'm okay, though.
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Okay, great.
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We're gonna let Cee Biggs respond to that
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- after this.
- [Chuckles]
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What do you think?
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Darling, I am on the cutting room floor,
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and that's all I care about.
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Tammy said the show's getting
a lot of attention back home.
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- Hmm.
- Good attention.
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[Car honks] Go figure.
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- There's your car.
- Oh.
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Better get going.
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All right, I'll talk to you soon.
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I know those are your favorite words.
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- Oh, are you kidding?
- [Laughs]
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I love your calls.
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I got a picture of the
speakerphone next to my bed.
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- [Laughs] Be good, darling.
- Yes'm.
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And the hydrangeas are almost over,
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but please don't deadhead them.
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I use them for dried flower arrangements.
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They cure to this lovely pale green.
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Good morning, Robert.
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Well, I'll be damned.
It's our wacky neighbor.
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Ixnay on the snarks, my bro.
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Rose is looking after the
garden while we're away.
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Hey, Gil, did you know
Sarah Palin attacked you?
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- Really?
- It's on politico.
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She kneecapped you on
her channel last night.
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Sarah Palin has a channel?
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She does. Let me check it out.
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[Rifle fires] Buck up or stay in the truck.
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Ah, such a tease.
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- What?
- It's a pay-wall.
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You have to subscribe. $9.95 a month.
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You got a credit card?
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No way I'm gonna pay
to watch that whack job.
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- You can expense-account it.
- Nah.
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Why so cranky this morning?
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Eh, I gotta go to a fund-raiser tonight.
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That's news? I have
three events today alone.
258
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It's a big RNC do.
259
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Eve's gonna be there.
260
00:10:40,856 --> 00:10:42,458
With motor trade man?
261
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,293
Yeah, he's a lead donor.
262
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Want company?
263
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[Chuckles]
264
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It's a GOP event, Rose.
265
00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:51,734
Sounds like fun.
266
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,869
I can tweet everything I overhear,
267
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delighting millions.
268
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You would do that for me?
269
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Bet you a dollar Gil caves.
270
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[Chuckles]
271
00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:27,736
Good morning, Senator. Did you see Palin?
272
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I did not. My bank card expired.
273
00:11:29,538 --> 00:11:31,006
What'd she say?
274
00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:33,576
Oh, well, the Governor
just went off on everything.
275
00:11:33,676 --> 00:11:36,111
She ripped the D.C.
daughters as an embarrassment.
276
00:11:36,211 --> 00:11:37,513
Fair point.
277
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,382
She called you out for being a rhino,
278
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for going along to get along,
279
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for hobnobbing with
powerful lame-streamers,
280
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for not being born more than once,
281
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for reading so-called newspapers...
282
00:11:48,591 --> 00:11:50,393
[Chuckles] Sorry, sir, you asked.
283
00:11:50,426 --> 00:11:53,429
No, no, no, it's fascinating. Please go on.
284
00:11:53,529 --> 00:11:56,031
Well, the thing that
really frosted her cookies
285
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:59,735
was the video of you
disarming Senator Stanchion
286
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in the capitol.
287
00:12:01,003 --> 00:12:02,471
She challenged you to go up to Wasilla
288
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to take away one of her deer rifles
289
00:12:04,673 --> 00:12:07,309
and called you a second amendment wimp.
290
00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:09,478
What do you think?
291
00:12:09,578 --> 00:12:11,013
I think it's fantastic, Senator.
292
00:12:11,113 --> 00:12:12,548
So do I, but why do you?
293
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,650
Puts you in the big leagues.
294
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,318
She only attacks people on their way up.
295
00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:17,820
Oh, your daughter's thrilled.
296
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,156
Sarah Palin name-checked
the Real Daughters,
297
00:12:21,256 --> 00:12:23,792
and that really helps you out a lot.
298
00:12:23,892 --> 00:12:26,895
You know? That show really humanizes you.
299
00:12:26,995 --> 00:12:29,465
Stop using that word. I'm already human.
300
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,700
- Tess!
- Senator?
301
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,002
Can we send some flowers to Alaska?
302
00:12:34,102 --> 00:12:36,038
Will do.
303
00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:37,573
Boom.
304
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,108
And so, to benefit the A.D.L...
305
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:41,977
- A.L.S., sir.
- The A.L.S.,
306
00:12:42,077 --> 00:12:45,781
I hereby accept the ice bucket challenge.
307
00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:52,455
Ho... holy cra... ab cakes.
308
00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:54,222
Wow, that pooled quickly.
309
00:12:54,322 --> 00:12:56,792
Um, so, now...
310
00:12:56,892 --> 00:12:59,462
I challenge my favorite
bleeding-heart liberal
311
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to do the same.
312
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:04,833
I'm looking at you, Pope Francis.
313
00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,201
Cut. Cut.
314
00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:09,004
[Shivering]
315
00:13:09,104 --> 00:13:11,139
I can do it.
316
00:13:11,239 --> 00:13:12,975
Julie.
317
00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:14,477
Katharine.
318
00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:16,244
- Uh...
- Good morning, Senator.
319
00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,380
Uh, good morning.
320
00:13:18,481 --> 00:13:21,016
Could we speak privately, please?
321
00:13:21,116 --> 00:13:23,151
Of course. Clear.
322
00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:26,955
And before you say anything,
I would just like to offer
323
00:13:27,055 --> 00:13:28,557
my profound apologies.
324
00:13:28,657 --> 00:13:31,026
We'd prefer your congratulations.
325
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:32,160
My what?
326
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,496
Well, uh, sir,
327
00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:35,598
in your own thoughtless, hurtful way,
328
00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:37,500
you kind of forced the issue for us.
329
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,167
For me, actually.
330
00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:40,503
I'm divorced, and I thought
331
00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:42,404
I never wanted to get married again.
332
00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:44,940
Divorced? There's also gay divorce?
333
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,844
In states where we can
get married, of course.
334
00:13:48,944 --> 00:13:50,513
Wow, I...
335
00:13:50,613 --> 00:13:54,883
but are we ready as a
society for gay divorce?
336
00:13:54,983 --> 00:13:57,853
I mean, you gotta walk
before you can stumble, right?
337
00:13:57,953 --> 00:14:01,289
The point is, sir, I've
had second thoughts.
338
00:14:01,389 --> 00:14:05,260
I decided I would like to make
a public commitment to Julie.
339
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,963
Besides the one you made for her.
340
00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:11,534
Oh, well, this is fantastic news.
341
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:14,002
And I can give you both a big hug
342
00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:16,605
without it being harassment,
right? Doesn't apply.
343
00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:19,307
No. Y... y... you're a little damp, sir.
344
00:14:19,407 --> 00:14:21,376
Oh, right. Rain check.
345
00:14:21,544 --> 00:14:24,079
So when's the big day, girls?
346
00:14:24,179 --> 00:14:25,881
Uh, well, soon.
347
00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:29,351
It'll be small. We're
not sure where exactly.
348
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,587
You know what? I have an idea.
349
00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:33,321
As a way of making things up to you,
350
00:14:33,421 --> 00:14:34,857
I was just talking to Senator Farkus,
351
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,759
and he thinks the world of you two,
352
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:39,027
I'm sure he'd let you
use his country cottage.
353
00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:42,330
Oh, no, no, no, no, sir. We
couldn't possibly accept...
354
00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:43,899
Don't be silly.
355
00:14:43,999 --> 00:14:45,067
He'd be honored.
356
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,635
And you two are so busy.
357
00:14:46,735 --> 00:14:48,904
You need to let your friends pitch in.
358
00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:53,842
I am gonna be out of town a lot.
359
00:14:53,942 --> 00:14:56,311
It'd take some of the pressure off.
360
00:14:56,411 --> 00:14:57,746
Okay, but...
361
00:14:57,846 --> 00:15:02,150
I mean, I guess it would be okay.
362
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:03,919
Thank you, Senator.
363
00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:06,188
Great. I'll get the team right on it.
364
00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:07,923
James!
365
00:15:08,023 --> 00:15:10,025
I'm about to put my game face on,
366
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,259
so don't be alarmed.
367
00:15:11,359 --> 00:15:12,460
Let me see.
368
00:15:12,595 --> 00:15:14,229
Ooh, doesn't that hurt?
369
00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:15,631
Better put yours on too.
370
00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:17,032
Ooh, too late.
371
00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:18,634
Everybody's already starting to stare.
372
00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:20,936
Two black people congregating, never good.
373
00:15:21,036 --> 00:15:23,606
Oh, no, it's because you're a Democrat.
374
00:15:23,706 --> 00:15:25,608
You two just getting here?
375
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,009
You missed the Singing Senators.
376
00:15:27,109 --> 00:15:29,011
We did a tribute to the
great Barbra Streisand.
377
00:15:29,111 --> 00:15:31,413
Rosalyn, what on earth are you doing here?
378
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,982
Lamar, I'm sure what you meant to say was,
379
00:15:34,082 --> 00:15:36,151
"How nice to see you, Rosalyn."
380
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:38,086
Did I? Good lord.
381
00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:39,487
Then why didn't I say it?
382
00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:41,757
Truth is, Lamar, I'm window shopping.
383
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,291
Thinking of changing parties.
384
00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:44,526
[Laughs] Nonsense.
385
00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:46,428
But I love to hear it.
386
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,296
Our tent flaps are open.
387
00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:49,632
Oh, here.
388
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:52,434
Drink ticket, on me.
389
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,469
Have fun.
390
00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:57,239
Ooh, Sushi.
391
00:15:57,339 --> 00:15:58,540
Robbie.
392
00:15:58,641 --> 00:15:59,942
[Chuckles]
393
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,644
Eve.
394
00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:05,380
What a pleasant surprise.
395
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,650
And you must be her Italian friend
396
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,718
from the driving machine trade.
397
00:16:09,818 --> 00:16:11,820
Uh, Grant Feininger, Senator.
398
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,255
I'm a Philly boy, just like you.
399
00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:15,323
And I just sell cars.
400
00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:17,092
Nice to see you, Eve.
401
00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:19,762
Grant, this is Senator Rosalyn DuPeche.
402
00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:22,530
Big fan of everything but your politics.
403
00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:24,432
I'll take what I can get.
404
00:16:24,532 --> 00:16:27,703
- Given where I am.
- [Chuckles]
405
00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:31,039
So how was Monaco?
406
00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:34,009
Monaco? Absolutely thrilling.
407
00:16:34,109 --> 00:16:36,679
We watched the race
from the Ermanno palace.
408
00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:37,980
Our car came in third.
409
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,582
It's a very challenging circuit.
410
00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:43,251
The Monaco course is so, uh,
411
00:16:43,351 --> 00:16:44,987
twisting and tight.
412
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:48,356
It favors the skilled
driver over automotive power.
413
00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:49,692
Oh, and the tunnel section...
414
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:51,860
Oh, my God, the tunnel section.
415
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,163
The quick switch from... from light to dark
416
00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:56,965
and back to light is very
difficult for the driver,
417
00:16:57,065 --> 00:16:59,101
especially since it's right
418
00:16:59,201 --> 00:17:01,069
at one of the fastest
points on the circuit.
419
00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:03,271
The course is so dangerous.
You wouldn't believe it.
420
00:17:03,371 --> 00:17:06,942
The great Nelson Piquet likened it to, um,
421
00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:08,443
riding a bicycle around your living room.
422
00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:10,746
[Laughs]
423
00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:12,347
But enough about the grand prix.
424
00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:13,882
How are you, Robbie?
425
00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:19,054
Never better.
426
00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:25,350
Jack, Jack, what I'm doing here is
427
00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:27,452
running to be the next
senator from North Carolina.
428
00:17:27,552 --> 00:17:31,824
It is no longer clear to me what
Gil John Biggs is running for.
429
00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,691
Seems upset, doesn't he?
430
00:17:33,826 --> 00:17:35,427
[Chuckles] He knows it's over.
431
00:17:35,527 --> 00:17:37,029
Could be.
432
00:17:37,129 --> 00:17:39,564
Hey, did you hear Sarah
Palin attacked me today?
433
00:17:39,664 --> 00:17:40,598
She did not.
434
00:17:40,698 --> 00:17:41,867
Go see for yourself.
435
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:43,936
It'll cost you $9.95, though.
436
00:17:44,036 --> 00:17:45,370
What did she say?
437
00:17:45,470 --> 00:17:48,907
Just a bunch of incoherent Sarah-speak.
438
00:17:49,007 --> 00:17:51,109
My staff couldn't be happier.
439
00:17:51,209 --> 00:17:52,845
Been getting calls all day.
440
00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:53,846
Lots of buzz.
441
00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:55,914
Presidential buzz?
442
00:17:56,014 --> 00:17:58,250
Apparently, if Palin dumps on you,
443
00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:01,286
that means you're insufficiently
crazy for the tea-baggers.
444
00:18:01,386 --> 00:18:05,557
Which means you have a
credible shot at the nomination.
445
00:18:05,657 --> 00:18:07,125
The mere hint of which
446
00:18:07,225 --> 00:18:09,862
gets bookers all over
town hot and bothered.
447
00:18:09,962 --> 00:18:11,930
I got three shows booked tomorrow.
448
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:14,632
Honey bear, that is thrilling.
449
00:18:14,732 --> 00:18:17,602
If you could just monetize it...
450
00:18:17,702 --> 00:18:19,371
Uh-oh. Billy's gone?
451
00:18:19,471 --> 00:18:21,239
Oh, all gone.
452
00:18:21,339 --> 00:18:24,009
We can't afford his rates
now that we've defriended him.
453
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:26,678
I'll be eating off plywood for a while.
454
00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:29,114
That's okay. It'll keep you humble.
455
00:18:29,214 --> 00:18:30,482
[Chuckles]
456
00:18:30,582 --> 00:18:32,550
You're married to the
GOP's fresh new face now.
457
00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:33,618
Oh, my.
458
00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:35,888
You... a fresh new face
459
00:18:35,988 --> 00:18:38,156
after all these years.
460
00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:41,193
After all these years, little girl.
461
00:18:41,293 --> 00:18:43,761
[Exhales]
462
00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:48,100
Ah, I owe you one, Rose. A big one.
463
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,768
Great. It'll be fun calling it in.
464
00:18:50,903 --> 00:18:53,505
[Chuckles]
465
00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:55,941
So...
466
00:18:56,041 --> 00:19:00,946
Go home tomorrow, get
ready for the big push.
467
00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:02,780
See you after the election.
468
00:19:02,915 --> 00:19:04,316
Yep.
469
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:05,450
Good luck, Robert.
470
00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:06,618
[Chuckles]
471
00:19:19,497 --> 00:19:22,367
[Door opens and closes]
472
00:19:25,737 --> 00:19:28,106
[Cell phone chimes]
473
00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:44,322
[Exhales]
474
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,638
What are we up to?
475
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,906
228, and that's if we
don't allow plus-ones.
476
00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:00,508
Oh, James, be serious.
477
00:20:00,608 --> 00:20:02,844
How can you tell a member of
Congress not to bring a date?
478
00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:04,246
I don't know, but Julie and Katharine
479
00:20:04,346 --> 00:20:06,148
are going to have a fit
when they see this list.
480
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,949
Only 32 of the guests are theirs.
481
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:09,617
Those poor ladies.
482
00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:12,554
They have to put up with this
great, big, ridiculous wedding,
483
00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:15,857
and then they still have
to face eternal damnation.
484
00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,159
Oh, come on, Lola.
485
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,660
You don't really believe that, do you?
486
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,329
James, they're avowed lesbians,
487
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,131
they went shopping for sperm,
488
00:20:23,231 --> 00:20:24,999
have an illicit baby, living in sin...
489
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,601
it's practically the whole list.
490
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:29,471
Well, we don't know if
they're living in sin.
491
00:20:29,571 --> 00:20:32,174
We might want to know that, but we don't.
492
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:35,077
In fact, they may be avoiding
premarital sex, like us.
493
00:20:35,177 --> 00:20:36,944
And it can't be easy.
494
00:20:37,045 --> 00:20:40,014
I mean, we have motion-free soaking,
495
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,184
but how do two women marinate?
496
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,287
Why would you ask me such
a disgusting question?
497
00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:47,055
Lola, all I'm saying is,
498
00:20:47,155 --> 00:20:49,191
it wouldn't hurt to show
a little more compassion.
499
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,359
You're right, James.
500
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,796
I'm sorry. I'll try harder.
501
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,366
I guess they just wouldn't
move their tongues.
502
00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,734
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
503
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,169
Hmm.
504
00:21:04,372 --> 00:21:08,476
Senator, it will be seen
as a serious provocation.
505
00:21:08,576 --> 00:21:10,478
If you give this speech as written,
506
00:21:10,578 --> 00:21:13,115
Vigilia Mambisa and the
rest of little Havana
507
00:21:13,181 --> 00:21:15,016
will come down on you in force.
508
00:21:15,117 --> 00:21:16,484
That's the idea,
509
00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:18,653
which is why we're pre-releasing it.
510
00:21:18,753 --> 00:21:19,687
I beg your pardon?
511
00:21:19,787 --> 00:21:21,022
Benny, I wanna stir the pot.
512
00:21:21,123 --> 00:21:22,990
The embargo is a failed policy.
513
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,459
We've given it 54 years.
514
00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:27,562
Maybe it's time to try something else.
515
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:32,500
Senator, in our little
corner of the world...
516
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,968
[speaking Spanish]
517
00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:36,238
What was that?
518
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,573
I just stuck up for you.
519
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:42,577
It just so happens that I
agree with you on this issue.
520
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:46,648
Benny, you know how well we're
positioned to invest in Cuba.
521
00:21:46,748 --> 00:21:49,517
Ms. de Portago, it will not go well for us.
522
00:21:49,617 --> 00:21:52,654
Many of our business
associates are anti-communists
523
00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:54,055
of long standing.
524
00:21:54,156 --> 00:21:56,524
Maybe, Benny, but my
friends, my generation,
525
00:21:56,624 --> 00:21:58,560
we don't identify with the exiles.
526
00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:00,328
There's no future in the embargo.
527
00:22:00,428 --> 00:22:04,799
It's just a bitter,
pointless Cold War relic.
528
00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:06,401
You just quoted me.
529
00:22:06,501 --> 00:22:07,835
I know.
530
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:09,237
I mean, I was quoting Pat Leahy,
531
00:22:09,337 --> 00:22:11,873
who was probably fed
it by a staffer, but...
532
00:22:11,973 --> 00:22:13,408
The message resonates, doesn't it?
533
00:22:13,508 --> 00:22:15,577
And so does the messenger.
534
00:22:19,181 --> 00:22:21,183
I will be there.
535
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,185
I will not.
536
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,021
Thank you so much, Senator Warren.
537
00:22:27,189 --> 00:22:28,290
My daughter will be thrilled.
538
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,192
She's a Wall Street refugee.
539
00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:33,528
Oh, you give her my best
and wish her good luck.
540
00:22:33,628 --> 00:22:35,197
Thank you.
541
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,199
I'll take one of those.
They're free, right?
542
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,800
Gil John! How are ya?
543
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,668
How's it going, Elizabeth?
Still flogging books?
544
00:22:40,768 --> 00:22:42,103
You bet.
545
00:22:42,204 --> 00:22:45,106
I'm gonna stay after it
until every Republican
546
00:22:45,207 --> 00:22:47,575
has read this book, including you.
547
00:22:47,675 --> 00:22:50,044
So, Gil John, when are
you gonna write a book?
548
00:22:50,212 --> 00:22:51,479
Oh, there's no point to it
549
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,014
unless you're running for higher office.
550
00:22:53,114 --> 00:22:54,482
Well, from what I hear,
551
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,219
that means you may be
writing one really soon.
552
00:22:57,285 --> 00:22:58,853
You take care. I gotta run.
553
00:22:58,953 --> 00:23:03,024
- Have fun with Jake.
- Thank you.
554
00:23:03,124 --> 00:23:05,126
"For Gil John.
555
00:23:05,227 --> 00:23:06,994
"I'm not running for anything. Are you?
556
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:10,465
Love, Elizabeth." [Chuckles]
557
00:23:10,565 --> 00:23:14,769
Senator, getting to 60
on any bill is news now.
558
00:23:14,869 --> 00:23:16,037
People are amazed.
559
00:23:16,137 --> 00:23:17,739
Well, they shouldn't be, Jake.
560
00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:21,075
Anything's possible if you
use a civility-based approach.
561
00:23:21,243 --> 00:23:22,510
You reach across the aisle.
562
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:24,246
It's the only way to make things happen.
563
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,782
But to bring Senator Peg Stanchion along...
564
00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:30,685
well, in order to get
Senator Stanchion's attention,
565
00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:34,055
Democrats are gonna have
to reach across two aisles,
566
00:23:34,155 --> 00:23:35,623
the one between them and us
567
00:23:35,723 --> 00:23:38,660
and then another one
between us and the tea party.
568
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,463
But as a Republican, I
sit right in the middle.
569
00:23:41,563 --> 00:23:44,266
I can reach both sides
without straining myself.
570
00:23:44,332 --> 00:23:45,533
And I see no shame in that.
571
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,503
But there seemed to be some bad blood
572
00:23:48,603 --> 00:23:50,272
between you and Senator Stanchion,
573
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:53,375
especially after you
disarmed her in the capitol.
574
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:56,278
And I noticed Governor Palin
joined the fray this week.
575
00:23:56,378 --> 00:23:57,512
Did you?
576
00:23:57,612 --> 00:23:59,481
You must have a working credit card.
577
00:23:59,581 --> 00:24:01,283
I do, and you have to admit that
578
00:24:01,383 --> 00:24:02,450
getting attacked by Governor Palin
579
00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:04,519
puts a national spotlight on you.
580
00:24:04,619 --> 00:24:06,654
You're even being talked about for 2016.
581
00:24:06,754 --> 00:24:11,025
I've heard you described as
Christie without the bridge.
582
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,961
So have I.
583
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,632
Senator, what a surprise.
584
00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:20,001
Julie, say hello to Courtney Townsend.
585
00:24:20,101 --> 00:24:21,703
Uh, Ms. Townsend.
586
00:24:21,803 --> 00:24:24,306
Courtney Townsend, of Townsend events.
587
00:24:24,372 --> 00:24:26,207
I'm a wedding coordinator, Ms. carrell.
588
00:24:26,308 --> 00:24:28,142
May we come in? Hi, Katharine.
589
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,111
Good evening, Senator.
590
00:24:30,211 --> 00:24:33,615
Th... there must be some kind
of misunderstanding, Senator.
591
00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:36,584
We don't need a wedding coordinator.
592
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:37,619
[Laughter]
593
00:24:37,719 --> 00:24:39,554
Well, I didn't think so either.
594
00:24:39,654 --> 00:24:41,723
But I can't ask James and Lola
to do everything, you know.
595
00:24:41,823 --> 00:24:43,525
We're in the middle of a campaign.
596
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,026
Why would they be doing anything?
597
00:24:45,126 --> 00:24:46,794
Well, exactly.
598
00:24:46,894 --> 00:24:50,164
Not to be overly critical, but
they were making a hash of it.
599
00:24:50,332 --> 00:24:52,066
Weddings should be left to professionals.
600
00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:54,001
But it's just a few people.
601
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:55,470
Oh, dear.
602
00:24:55,570 --> 00:24:57,639
That's what the groom always thinks.
603
00:24:57,739 --> 00:25:00,207
Or are you the bride?
Sorry, I should have asked.
604
00:25:00,342 --> 00:25:01,909
You just look like you might be the groom.
605
00:25:02,009 --> 00:25:03,210
We're both brides.
606
00:25:03,345 --> 00:25:04,912
How darling.
607
00:25:05,012 --> 00:25:06,748
So that will be two gowns,
608
00:25:06,848 --> 00:25:09,417
and we'll keep the train short,
so you don't get all tangled up.
609
00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:12,887
Oh, and does that mean a
double team of bridesmaids?
610
00:25:12,987 --> 00:25:14,356
[Inhales sharply]
611
00:25:14,456 --> 00:25:16,223
I strongly advise you limit it to 16.
612
00:25:16,358 --> 00:25:19,361
16? We only have 30 guests.
613
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,598
Okay, well... [Clears throat]
614
00:25:23,698 --> 00:25:25,467
I'll leave the details up to you guys.
615
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,935
I'm off to the airport. Gotta
get home for the final drive.
616
00:25:28,035 --> 00:25:30,004
Wish me luck.
617
00:25:31,373 --> 00:25:33,274
- [Stammering] Ms. Townsend?
- Mm?
618
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:36,143
How many guests were you planning for?
619
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,712
By my count, 400.
620
00:25:37,812 --> 00:25:40,982
But the yield would be under 350.
621
00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:42,249
Now then,
622
00:25:42,384 --> 00:25:44,652
who's giving away who to whom?
623
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,389
Ladies and gentlemen,
624
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,557
the embargo is now just a bitter relic
625
00:25:49,657 --> 00:25:53,561
of a long-ago Cold War.
626
00:25:53,661 --> 00:25:56,130
We engage with every
other country in the world.
627
00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:58,199
Why not Cuba?
628
00:25:58,299 --> 00:26:00,402
It is time for a new vision.
629
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,269
I have such a vision.
630
00:26:02,404 --> 00:26:04,472
A vision of normalization.
631
00:26:04,572 --> 00:26:08,543
A vision of Jetblue and
Delta shuttle flights
632
00:26:08,643 --> 00:26:10,578
direct from Miami to Havana
633
00:26:10,678 --> 00:26:13,481
without the annoying stopover in Mexico.
634
00:26:13,581 --> 00:26:17,251
I see thousands of American tourists
635
00:26:17,419 --> 00:26:21,689
flocking to Cuba and spending
their dollars on diet cokes...
636
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,758
[Distant shouting] And dove bars
637
00:26:23,858 --> 00:26:25,660
and other familiar snack foods,
638
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,963
legally imported from the United States.
639
00:26:29,063 --> 00:26:31,298
I see those same tourists...
640
00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:33,668
[Door rattling] Connecting
with ordinary Cubans,
641
00:26:33,768 --> 00:26:37,472
citizen to citizen and
slipping them thumb drives...
642
00:26:37,572 --> 00:26:39,040
[Door shaking and crowd noise intensifies]
643
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:41,609
Containing copies of the
constitution, for instance,
644
00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:44,011
or Grand Theft Auto V
645
00:26:44,111 --> 00:26:47,815
or the latest pop confections of Beyonce.
646
00:26:47,915 --> 00:26:49,484
We can do this.
647
00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:53,120
We can flood Cuba with
so much of our culture
648
00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,356
and our commerce and our way of life,
649
00:26:55,457 --> 00:26:59,927
it will become indistinguishable
from east Harlem.
650
00:27:00,027 --> 00:27:02,229
[Crowd noise continues]
651
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,131
Uh, that's it.
652
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:06,468
That's my vision. Thank you.
653
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:10,672
[Whispers] Let's go.
654
00:27:10,772 --> 00:27:13,007
- [Limo honking]
- [Crowd shouting]
655
00:27:22,484 --> 00:27:23,885
Oh, my God.
656
00:27:23,985 --> 00:27:24,986
Oh, my God!
657
00:27:25,086 --> 00:27:26,253
Don't worry, ma'am.
658
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,855
The vehicle's armored.
659
00:27:27,955 --> 00:27:28,990
We'll be fine.
660
00:27:29,090 --> 00:27:30,658
Wha...
661
00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:32,927
what the hell's wrong with
you? This is terrifying.
662
00:27:33,027 --> 00:27:34,395
I caused all this.
663
00:27:34,496 --> 00:27:36,197
All these people are reacting to me.
664
00:27:36,297 --> 00:27:37,832
It's a little frightening.
665
00:27:37,932 --> 00:27:41,869
But to be honest, it's
also really, really hot.
666
00:27:52,413 --> 00:27:54,516
[Crowd shouting]
667
00:28:04,425 --> 00:28:07,428
[Latin pop music]
668
00:28:07,529 --> 00:28:09,664
669
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,302
[Singing in Spanish]
670
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:22,905
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