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- DID YOU EXPECT THE RACE
TO BE THIS TIGHT, AL?
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- YOU KNOW, BOB, I DID.
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DISLODGING A POWERFUL,
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ENTRENCHED INCUMBENT
IS NEVER EASY.
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IT'S LIKE--IT'S LIKE SCRAPING
A DEER TICK OFF YOUR LEG.
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THOSE SUCKERS HOLD ON
FOR DEAR LIFE.
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SO YOU'RE COMPARING
SENATOR LAFFER TO A DEER TICK?
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NO, BUT I THINK YOU JUST DID.
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EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE, BOB.
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THAT YOU, LES?
-YOU COCKSUCKER.
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I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IN.
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- SOMETHING WRONG, LES?
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- I KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING HER.
I KNEW IT.
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I SHOULD'VE BLOWN
YOUR HEAD OFF
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WHEN I FOUND YOU TWO
IN THE POOL.
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- NOW LET'S TALK THIS OVER, LES.
- TOO LATE, ASSHOLE.
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I'M GONNA CUT YOUR BALLS
OFF AND STUFF THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT.
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- REALLY? THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A DEATH THREAT, LES.
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YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
IT'S A DEATH THREAT.
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I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.
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COPY THAT.
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JUST SO WE'RE ALL CLEAR
ON THE...
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DEATH THREAT THING.
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- SO OVERNIGHT,
THREE DIFFERENT NEVADA POLLS
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HAVE AL HICKOK
SURGING IN THE SENATE RACE...
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- AGAINST LOUIS LAFFER,
THE INCUMBENT.
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- I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE
SURPRISED WITH THAT NEW LINE:
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''I'LL STAND MY GROUND
IN WASHINGTON, TOO.''
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POWERFUL MESSAGE THESE DAYS.
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- UH, GUYS, HE KILLED A MAN.
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- WELL, I MEAN,
LET'S NOT BE TOO TECHNICAL,
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BUT HE KILLED THREE MEN.
- YEAH.
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- I MEAN, HE ACTUALLY
KILLED THE BURGLAR...
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- YEAH.
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- HE KILLED THE FRIEND
IN THE HUNTING ACCIDENT.
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- YEAH, THIS ONE FELT SKETCHIER,
THOUGH, TOTALLY.
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- YEAH, EITHER WAY, LAFFER'S
ACTUALLY THE ONE IN TROUBLE NOW.
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- I CANNOT CATCH A BREAK.
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JUST AS I'M PULLING AHEAD,
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HE SNIPES A GUY AT 300 YARDS
ON LIVE TELEVISION.
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THAT'S JUST OUTRIGHT
PANDERING.
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WHY DON'T PEOPLE SEE THAT?
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- WELL,
IT IS COMPELLING TV, SIR.
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PEOPLE ARE COMPARING IT
TOBREAKING BAD.
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- GREAT. LIKE BEING IN THE SHIT
WAS CHOPPED LIVER.
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- GOOD MORNING, SIR.
- WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT?
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- THE SHOOTING IS NO LONGER
TRENDING UP ON TWITTER.
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IT'S STILL THE NUMBER-ONE TOPIC,
BUT IT'S LOSING ALTITUDE.
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- WHAT'S GOING ON
IN MY OFFICE?
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LOOKS LIKE MARDI GRAS
IN THERE.
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- THE DISGRUNTLED SHOWGIRLS, SIR.
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THEY MADE AN APPOINTMENT.
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WE JUST DIDN'T KNOW
THEY'D SHOW UP IN COSTUME.
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- DISGRUNTLED SHOWGIRLS, HUH?
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AND THEY COME INTO MY HOUSE
LOOKING LIKE THAT?
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I'LL HANDLE THIS.
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- I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
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GOOD MORNING, TESS.
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- GOOD MORNING, SENATOR.
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- EEK.
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OH, HEY, TESS,
YOU WANT TO KNOW
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WHY THE SOUTH
LOST THE CIVIL WAR?
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- SURE, SENATOR.
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WHY'D THE SOUTH
LOSE THE CIVIL WAR?
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- AH, CAPTAIN MONTGOMERY,
WOULD YOU BE SO KIND
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AS TO CONVEY MY RESPECTS
TO GENERAL BEAUVILLE
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AND KINDLY REQUEST
THAT HE DEPLOY
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A BRACE OF ARTILLERY PIECES
ON YONDER RIDGE
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SO AS TO BETTER RAKE
THE ENEMY POSITION
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SHOULD THE ENEMY
ELECT TO ATTACK FROM THE...
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AH, NEVER MIND.
HERE THEY COME.
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WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THE DINING ROOM TODAY?
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- OH...
IT'S ARIZONA DAY, SIR.
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- ARIZONA?
OH!
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THAT MEANS THE FOOD
WILL BE ALMOST MEXICAN.
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PLEASE BOOK ME A TABLE
AT 1:00.
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- YES, SIR.
WILL YOU BE DINING ALONE?
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- I WILL BE DINING ALONE,
TESS,
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SINCE I FIND I'M SURPRISINGLY
GOOD COMPANY LATELY.
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PROBABLY SINCE I STARTED
RECOGNIZING MYSELF AGAIN.
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- YEAH, WELCOME BACK, SIR.
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I, FOR ONE, HAVE MISSED YOU.
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- YOU SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING
EARLIER, GIRL.
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- YES, SIR.
- OH !
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- WE ARE AT A PERILOUS MOMENT
HERE, LADIES.
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IN LAS VEGAS, SHOWGIRLS
ARE ESSENTIAL WORKERS,
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ALMOST LIKE
FLIGHT CONTROLLERS.
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A STRIKE
WOULD CRIPPLE THE CITY
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AND SEND A FRAGILE ECONOMY
SPLASHING INTO THE TOILET.
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WE CANNOT ALLOW THAT.
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ARE THOSE THINGS
HARD TO BALANCE?
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- OH, VERY.
THEY CAN WEIGH UP TO 22 POUNDS.
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- GOOD LORD!
- MM-HMM.
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- AND YOU DO THIS ON WHAT,
3-INCH HEELS?
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- YES, SIR.
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I ACTUALLY BROUGHT
A COMPLETE COSTUME
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FOR YOUR OFFICE TO EXAMINE.
THE BAG, HONEY.
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THIS IS WHAT
WE ARE REQUIRED TO WORK IN.
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IT'S EXCRUCIATING, SENATOR.
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PLEASE, FOR ME,
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS UNDERBUST.
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THAT IS STEEL BONING.
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- STEEL BONING.
SO THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT.
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- DO YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO MAKE
NINE COSTUME CHANGES A NIGHT
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IN UNDER THREE MINUTES
A CHANGE?
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AND THEN THEY FORCE US
TO RE-AUDITION TWO TIMES A YEAR.
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AND THEN ANY WOMAN UNDER 5'8"
IS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST.
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- SO WHY ARE YOU HERE, TOMMY?
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YOU'VE GOT NO DOG
IN THIS FIGHT.
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I DON'T MEAN ''DOG'' IN THE SENSE
OF AN UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN,
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OF COURSE.
- OF COURSE.
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- I MEANT LIKE
AN ACTUAL DOG FIGHT.
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- RIGHT.
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- BUT NOT LITERALLY,
BECAUSE DOG FIGHTING IS ILLEGAL.
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- SENATOR, LOCAL 226
OF THE CULINARY WORKERS
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WANTS TO SHOW SOLIDARITY
WITH OUR DANCING SISTERS.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THESE PERFORMERS EARN PER SHOW?
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- $25?
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56.75.
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- SO, OVER TWICE
WHAT SOMEONE MIGHT GUESS.
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IMPRESSIVE.
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- WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY NOT,
SENATOR.
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A LOT OF US
ARE ON FOOD STAMPS.
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- WHY? IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
YOU EAT ANYTHING AT ALL.
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- THE POINT IS, SENATOR,
MY PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO WALK
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IF MANAGEMENT DOESN'T SIT DOWN
WITH THE GIRLS.
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AND AS YOU KNOW, SIR,
IF 226 GOES OUT,
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THE CASINOS GO DARK.
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SEE HOW MUCH THE WATT BROTHERS
ENJOY THAT.
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- AND YOU MENTION
THE WATT BROTHERS WHY?
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- BECAUSE THEY OWN YOUR ASS.
DON'T THEY, SENATOR?
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- ''OWN'' IS A STRONG WORD,
TOMMY.
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SO IS ''ASS.''
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MEETING'S OVER.
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- SENATOR.
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- JULIE, FIND OUT IF THE
WATT BROTHERS ARE STILL IN TOWN.
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- YES, SIR.
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- SENATOR GUZMAN,
WHAT A SURPRISE.
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- YES.
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BUT NOT REALLY,
BECAUSE I'M HERE ALL THE TIME.
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I'M JUST NOT
ON YOUR SCHEDULE.
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- IS THAT ANDY?
- IT IS, MS. DE PORTAGO.
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- HAVE HIM WAIT.
I'M NOT READY.
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- READY FOR WHAT?
I'M THE ONE BEING PHOTOGRAPHED.
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VANITY FAIR.
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COVER.
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IT'S AMAZING
WHAT NOT FLINCHING
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IN FRONT
OF A CRASHING ARC LIGHT
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WILL DO FOR YOUR CAREER.
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I OWE THAT GAFFER A LOT.
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- PERHAPS YOU'D BE MORE
COMFORTABLE WAITING
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IN THE RECEPTION ROOM,
SENATOR.
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- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE,
BENNY?
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- SENATOR?
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- I MEAN, YOU SEEM
MORE DISDAINFUL THAN USUAL,
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AND THAT'S SAYING A LOT.
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- LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION,
SENATOR.
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THAT PHOTO YOU USED
IN YOUR SPEECH THE OTHER NIGHT,
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THE ONE OF IMMIGRANTS
BEING SWORN IN,
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HOW DID YOU COME BY IT?
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- IT'S ADRIANA'S.
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IT WAS JUST...
IT'S RIGHT... RIGHT...
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- RIGHT HERE?
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- YEAH.
IT'S...
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IT'S YOUR PICTURE?
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- YES.
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AND THESE ARE MY PARENTS,
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THE ONES YOU SAID
SO CLOSELY RESEMBLED YOUR OWN.
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- THAT'S AWKWARD.
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- ALL IMMIGRANT FAMILIES
HAVE THEIR OWN STORIES,
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BUT WE DON'T ALL LIE
ABOUT THEM.
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WE DON'T CHANGE THEM
TO MAKE A HUMBLER,
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MORE COMPELLING NARRATIVE.
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WHEN I FIRST HEARD YOU SPEAK
AT THE 2008 CONVENTION,
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I SAID TO MYSELF,
THAT MAN IS INAUTHENTIC.
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I HAD NO IDEA
JUST HOW RIGHT I WAS.
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- I'M SENSING DRAMA OUT THERE.
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO
TALKING ABOUT?
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- FAMILY.
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- OH, SWEET.
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- NEW JERSEY DAY?
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IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE ARIZONA DAY, LLOYD.
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- THE CILANTRO
DIDN'T COME IN, SIR.
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THE CHEF HAD TO IMPROVISE.
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- IS SENATOR ARMISTON
LUNCHING ALONE?
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- I BELIEVE SO, SIR.
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- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, LLOYD,
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SEND HER A BOTTLE OF CHATEAU
LA-DEE-DAH WITH MY COMPLIMENTS.
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YOU CHOOSE THE BRAND.
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- VERY GOOD, SENATOR.
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- OKAY, WE'LL GET ALL THIS
BANGED OUT, SENATOR,
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AND YOU SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO
FOR THE MARKUP TOMORROW.
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- WHOA.
YOU SURE, JOSH?
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THERE'S A LOT OF CHANGES.
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- IT'LL BE A LONG NIGHT.
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- AND IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
OKAY WITH THAT?
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- OH, WE BROKE UP
A WHILE BACK, SIR,
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PARTLY OVER THE LONG HOURS.
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- OH, WHAT WERE SOME
OF THE OTHER ISSUES?
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- THE USUAL: NOT BUYING FOOD,
SKIPPING SHOWERS,
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TEXTING DURING SEX.
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GUILTY.
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THAT'S CRAZY, HUH?
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YOU NEED TO FIND YOURSELF A LADY
WHO UNDERSTANDS OUR WORLD.
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- SENATOR, THE DEBATE.
SHOULD I COME BACK?
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- NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE GOOD HERE.
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OH, HEY.
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YOU LIKE HIKING, TENNIS?
ANY OUTDOOR SPORTS?
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- WELL, NOT REALLY, SENATOR.
NO TIME.
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WHY?
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- NO REASON.
JUST CURIOUS.
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- OKAY.
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- THE DEBATE.
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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- OKAY, SO YOUR NUMBERS
TOOK A HIT FOR FRIENDING OBAMA,
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SO WE CAN'T DUCK THE DEBATE
ANYMORE.
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BUT IF YOU DO A ONE-ON-ONE
WITH CAPTAIN CLEM,
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HE'LL PICK UP
SOME LEGITIMACY.
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- CAPTAIN CLEM.
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- WE NEED TO GO FULL CLOWN CAR
ON HIS ASS,
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LET THE WHOLE FIELD DEBATE
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SO HE GETS LOST
IN THE FREAK SHOW.
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HOW DOES THAT
HELP MY NUMBERS?
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00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,583
- WELL, FIRST, YOU'LL LOOK LIKE
THE ONLY STATESMAN ON STAGE.
223
00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:21,707
SECOND, NO MATTER HOW INSANE
THE FRINGIES APPEAR,
224
00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:24,496
THEY'LL PEEL SOME VOTES AWAY,
MOST LIKELY FROM CAPTAIN CLEM.
225
00:10:24,496 --> 00:10:26,286
IT'S WORTH THE RISK.
226
00:10:26,286 --> 00:10:28,410
- I'M LIKING IT.
WHEN DO WE START PREP?
227
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,365
- OH, YOU WON'T
NEED PREP, SIR.
228
00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:34,362
YOU JUST STAND THERE
AND ENJOY THE SHOW.
229
00:10:35,444 --> 00:10:38,359
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
230
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,398
WHAT IS HE UP TO, LLOYD?
231
00:10:41,398 --> 00:10:43,812
- I'LL INQUIRE, SENATOR.
232
00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:45,602
- THANK YOU.
233
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,597
- SHE THINKS YOU'RE
UP TO SOMETHING, SENATOR.
234
00:10:51,597 --> 00:10:54,802
- I AM UP TO SOMETHING, LLOYD.
COMITY.
235
00:10:54,802 --> 00:10:58,549
- COMEDY, SIR?
- COM-I-TY.
236
00:10:58,549 --> 00:11:00,381
IT MEANS ''GETTING ALONG
WITH THE OTHER SIDE.''
237
00:11:00,381 --> 00:11:02,712
COME ON,
YOU CAN CHAPERONE.
238
00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:06,459
ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE,
239
00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:09,373
MAY I BE GOOD ENOUGH
TO JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH?
240
00:11:09,373 --> 00:11:11,787
- OH, ACTUALLY, I HAVE...
241
00:11:14,202 --> 00:11:17,491
- I'M THE CHAPERONE,
SENATOR.
242
00:11:17,491 --> 00:11:20,488
- WELL, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL
AND OPEN THAT SUCKER.
243
00:11:20,488 --> 00:11:22,569
WHAT ARE YOU HAVING, CARLY?
244
00:11:22,569 --> 00:11:24,775
- YOU'RE NOT GOING AWAY,
ARE YOU?
245
00:11:24,775 --> 00:11:25,859
- NOPE.
246
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:29,855
LLOYD, DOES THAT VINO GO GOOD
WITH SLOPPY JOES?
247
00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:37,848
- FUCK!
248
00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:40,137
JESUS, LOUIS,
DON'T THESE THINGS EVER PAY OUT?
249
00:11:40,137 --> 00:11:41,261
- ON OCCASION.
250
00:11:41,261 --> 00:11:42,552
BUT MAY I POINT OUT TO YOU,
SAUL,
251
00:11:42,552 --> 00:11:44,508
THAT YOU'RE PLAYING
WITH MY QUARTERS?
252
00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:46,881
- WHAT'S YOUR VIG, LOUIS?
- VIG?
253
00:11:46,881 --> 00:11:48,671
- YEAH, VIGORISH, VIGORISH.
YOUR JUICE.
254
00:11:48,671 --> 00:11:50,253
HOW LOOSE ARE THE SLOTS?
255
00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:53,500
- MY SLOTS ARE...
MODERATELY LOOSE.
256
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,707
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE GIRLS?
257
00:11:55,707 --> 00:11:57,039
- THERE'S NOTHING
TO TALK ABOUT.
258
00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,162
THEY'LL NEVER WALK.
THEY DON'T HAVE THE BALLS.
259
00:11:59,162 --> 00:12:01,535
- AND IF THEY DO STRIKE,
WE'LL JUST FLY IN MEXICAN SCABS,
260
00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:02,867
PUT THEM IN BLOND WIGS.
261
00:12:02,867 --> 00:12:04,407
NO ONE WILL KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.
262
00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:06,572
- YEAH, I THINK I WOULD
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, SAUL.
263
00:12:06,572 --> 00:12:08,446
BESIDES, THE CULINARIES
264
00:12:08,446 --> 00:12:09,819
ARE THREATENING
TO GO OUT WITH THEM.
265
00:12:09,819 --> 00:12:11,526
- GREAT! WE'VE BEEN MEANING
TO BREAK THAT UNION.
266
00:12:11,526 --> 00:12:12,900
IT'S ON OUR TO-DO LIST.
267
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,315
- WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH
ABOUT SHOWGIRLS, LOUIS?
268
00:12:15,315 --> 00:12:17,645
YOU DOING ONE OF THEM?
269
00:12:17,645 --> 00:12:19,561
- ME?
270
00:12:19,561 --> 00:12:21,475
WHY? IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE
ARE SAYING?
271
00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,598
THAT I'M DOING A SHOWGIRL?
272
00:12:23,598 --> 00:12:25,431
- NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
273
00:12:25,431 --> 00:12:27,720
- BUT THEY COULD BE SAYING IT.
274
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,635
INTERESTING.
275
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,716
- YEAH!
I BEAT YOU!
276
00:12:31,716 --> 00:12:33,839
I BEAT YOU!
GODDAMN PIECE OF JUNK.
277
00:12:33,839 --> 00:12:34,880
GIVE IT UP, BITCH.
278
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,421
- LOOK, LOUIS, WE GET IT.
279
00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:38,627
IF YOU AVERT THE STRIKE
AND KEEP THE STRIP OPEN,
280
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,374
YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG HERO,
SAVING JOBS,
281
00:12:41,374 --> 00:12:44,871
HELPING THE ECONOMY
AND EVEN YOUR OWN CAMPAIGN.
282
00:12:44,871 --> 00:12:49,575
BUT YOU GOT ONE PROBLEM.
. WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
283
00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:51,782
- NOPE, WE DON'T GIVE
EVEN THE TINIEST FLYING FUCK.
284
00:12:51,782 --> 00:12:55,737
- SO, YOU HELP THE UNIONS,
YOU'RE DEAD TO US, LOUIS.
285
00:12:55,737 --> 00:12:59,525
WE'LL SWITCH OUR SUPPORT
OVER TO THAT HOMICIDAL RANCHER.
286
00:13:01,731 --> 00:13:04,646
- HA!
THE HOUSE EATS SHIT.
287
00:13:05,728 --> 00:13:08,933
- YOU KNOW, THEY GOT OFF
TO A REALLY ROCKY START.
288
00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:12,430
LIKE, AFTER THE INITIAL VISIT
TO THE WHITE HOUSE,
289
00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:14,595
TIP WENT AROUND
TELLING EVERYBODY
290
00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:16,760
HOW SHOCKINGLY DIM
REAGAN WAS.
291
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,507
BUT SOMEHOW, THEY WERE ABLE
TO GET PAST THAT,
292
00:13:20,507 --> 00:13:22,630
AND THEY BECAME
FAST FRIENDS.
293
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:23,670
- YEAH,
THERE'S A WHOLE BOOK OUT
294
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,043
ABOUT THAT NOW
BY HOWARD FINEMAN.
295
00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:27,583
- MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
296
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:32,412
SO, MUCH AS I HATE
TO WAKE THE CHAPERONE,
297
00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:34,410
I REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD GIVE THEM
298
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:35,202
THEIR DINING ROOM BACK.
299
00:13:35,202 --> 00:13:37,367
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
LLOYD?
300
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,740
- SIR.
301
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,322
- CHECK AND A DOGGY BAG
FOR SENATOR ARMISTON.
302
00:13:40,322 --> 00:13:42,653
- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
GIL JOHN.
303
00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:45,276
- OH, YES, YES,
YES, YES, YES, YES.
304
00:13:45,276 --> 00:13:46,608
IN THE SPIRIT OF COMITY.
305
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:52,394
- I MUST SAY,
YOU SEEM VERY COMPOSED...
306
00:13:52,394 --> 00:13:53,727
- OH.
307
00:13:53,727 --> 00:13:55,558
- GIVEN WHAT YOU MUST
BE GOING THROUGH TODAY.
308
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:57,432
- AM I GOING THROUGH
SOMETHING TODAY?
309
00:13:57,682 --> 00:13:59,638
- WELL, THE VIDEO,
310
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:03,052
YOU BEATING THE SOLDIER
IN AFGHANISTAN.
311
00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:09,254
I-I AM AMAZED THAT YOU AREN'T
MORE RATTLED BY THE UPROAR.
312
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,584
OH, DEAR.
313
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:19,870
- SO HERE'S THE DEAL, SENATOR.
314
00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:21,743
I'M NOT REALLY
ABOUT TAKING PICTURES.
315
00:14:21,743 --> 00:14:23,101
- SHE'S NOT.
316
00:14:23,101 --> 00:14:24,325
THEN WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT?
317
00:14:24,325 --> 00:14:26,364
- MAPPING SOULS.
318
00:14:26,364 --> 00:14:27,488
I KNOW.
319
00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:29,361
I KNOW IT SOUNDS
TOTALLY PRETENTIOUS,
320
00:14:29,361 --> 00:14:30,777
BUT TRUST ME,
IT SELLS MAGAZINES.
321
00:14:30,777 --> 00:14:32,401
- IT DOES.
DIRTY COMMERCE.
322
00:14:32,401 --> 00:14:33,692
THERE, SHE SAID IT.
323
00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:36,314
YOU LOVING THE FILL?
TOO MUCH? TOO LITTLE?
324
00:14:36,314 --> 00:14:37,479
- TAKE IT DOWN 10%.
325
00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:40,726
- MM. SUCH A GOOD CHOICE.
SO BRAVE.
326
00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:43,641
- ANYWAY, I NEED TO UNDERSTAND
YOUR NARRATIVE, SENATOR.
327
00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:45,431
YOU KNOW, WHAT KIND OF
A JOURNEY YOU'RE ON.
328
00:14:45,764 --> 00:14:48,511
- HE'S ON A JOURNEY
TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
329
00:14:48,511 --> 00:14:50,634
- OKAY.
330
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:53,007
IT'S A LITTLE OVER-THE-TOP,
BUT I CAN WORK WITH IT.
331
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,003
- I'M NOT SURE WHAT
MY NEXT MOVE IS, JULIE.
332
00:14:58,003 --> 00:15:01,250
THE WATT BROTHERS ARE JUST
SUCH AWFUL HUMAN BEINGS.
333
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,624
YOU CAN'T IMAGINE.
334
00:15:02,624 --> 00:15:03,748
- OH, I CAN, SIR.
335
00:15:03,748 --> 00:15:06,828
SAUL CORNERED ME
AT THE LAST CPAC DINNER.
336
00:15:06,828 --> 00:15:08,701
IT WASN'T PLEASANT.
337
00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:11,699
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM.
338
00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:12,865
I HOPE THAT STAIN CAME OUT.
339
00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:16,694
- OH, IT DID, SIR.
I USED SALT, LIKE YOU SUGGESTED.
340
00:15:16,694 --> 00:15:18,485
- I WONDER IF THEY
HAVE ANY REGULATORY ISSUES.
341
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,358
THEY MUST, RIGHT?
WHO CHAIRS LABOR?
342
00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:21,649
OH, WAIT.
THAT'S ROSIE, RIGHT?
343
00:15:21,649 --> 00:15:23,231
- YES, SIR.
344
00:15:23,231 --> 00:15:24,812
- LOUIS, GOT A MINUTE?
345
00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:26,353
- ACTUALLY, ROBERT, I...
- JUST ON OUR WAY TO A MEETING.
346
00:15:26,353 --> 00:15:27,893
THOUGHT WE'D SWING BY
AND SAY HELL...
347
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,517
HEY, JULIE.
348
00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:30,891
YOU KNOW JOSH STEINBERG,
DON'T YOU?
349
00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:32,764
COUNSEL, FOREIGN RELATIONS?
350
00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:35,470
- NO, I DON'T.
- NOW THAT'S A SURPRISE.
351
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,093
I MEAN, YOU TWO
HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
352
00:15:37,093 --> 00:15:39,466
- IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, JULIE.
I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.
353
00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:40,798
- WHY WOULD THAT BE?
354
00:15:40,798 --> 00:15:43,712
- BECAUSE YOU, JULIE,
ARE A PISTOL,
355
00:15:43,712 --> 00:15:46,543
ALWAYS WORKING LONG
INTO THE NIGHT, LIKE JOSH HERE.
356
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,457
WELL, SPEAKING OF WORK,
WE'D BETTER GET MOVING.
357
00:15:49,457 --> 00:15:50,539
A LOT TO DO.
LOUIS, TALK TO YOU SOON.
358
00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:52,462
- NICE TO MEET YOU, JULIE.
359
00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:53,995
SENATOR BETTENCOURT.
360
00:15:54,836 --> 00:15:57,250
YES?
361
00:15:57,450 --> 00:16:00,405
- YOU DO KNOW I'M GAY,
RIGHT?
362
00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:02,488
- WHAT?
363
00:16:02,488 --> 00:16:05,651
- NO, NO, JULIE.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
364
00:16:05,651 --> 00:16:07,483
THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP,
LOUIS.
365
00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:10,481
- WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU PLAY FOR THE OTHER SIDE?
366
00:16:10,481 --> 00:16:12,395
- MM-HMM.
- YOU KNOW, I AM A BUSY MAN.
367
00:16:12,395 --> 00:16:13,728
I DID NINE INTERVIEWS HERE.
368
00:16:13,728 --> 00:16:16,101
NEXT TIME, CHECK.
WOULD YOU, PLEASE?
369
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:18,514
MY APOLOGIES, JULIE.
370
00:16:18,514 --> 00:16:20,055
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD.
371
00:16:20,055 --> 00:16:21,637
- NO, I...
372
00:16:21,886 --> 00:16:26,299
- YOU CAN'T BE GAY.
YOU'RE TOO ATTRACTIVE.
373
00:16:28,381 --> 00:16:31,545
- NO.
I'M NOT FEELING THIS, SENATOR.
374
00:16:31,545 --> 00:16:33,376
- FEELING WHAT?
375
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:35,791
- I'M PLAYING WITH THE IDEA
OF HOW WE NEVER REALLY KNOW
376
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:36,873
THE PEOPLE
WHO RUN FOR PRESIDENT,
377
00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:37,914
BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
378
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,496
I MEAN, IT'S THERE,
BUT IT'S NOT.
379
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:40,829
- I WAS JUST THINKING THAT.
THERE, BUT NOT REALLY.
380
00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:44,616
- MAYBE IF WE GO OUTSIDE.
381
00:16:44,866 --> 00:16:47,489
MAYBE SOMETHING WITH THE LIMO.
MAYBEONTHE LIMO.
382
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:48,572
- UH-OH.
I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
383
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,361
GREAT DIRECTION.
- NO. NO.
384
00:16:50,611 --> 00:16:52,526
IT'S TOO SIMILAR
TO THE SARAH PALIN SPREAD.
385
00:16:52,526 --> 00:16:53,567
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
NOT FRESH ENOUGH.
386
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,898
- OKAY,
YOU KNOW, MAGGIE...
387
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:57,729
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED,
388
00:16:57,729 --> 00:16:59,853
BUT MY SENATOR,
HE'S A VERY HANDSOME MAN.
389
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:04,932
CAN'T YOU JUST DO A...
I DON'T KNOW, A CLASSIC POSE?
390
00:17:04,932 --> 00:17:06,888
- ''CLASSIC''?
391
00:17:15,714 --> 00:17:19,919
TAKE THE VAN TO PARTY DEPOT.
I WILL TEXT YOU A LIST.
392
00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:23,332
OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S RESET.
WE'RE DOING THIS.
393
00:17:23,332 --> 00:17:24,665
- DOING WHAT?
394
00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:27,953
- I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR PICTURE.
395
00:17:29,826 --> 00:17:31,658
- ROSIE, JUST COMING TO SEE YOU.
- HEY, LOUIS.
396
00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:32,740
- YOU GOT A MOMENT?
397
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,281
- OF COURSE, DARLING.
WHAT'S UP?
398
00:17:34,281 --> 00:17:35,613
- I GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THE WATT BROTHERS.
399
00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:36,737
- WHO DOESN'T?
400
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:38,485
WHAT ARE THOSE TWO SCAMPS
UP TO NOW?
401
00:17:38,485 --> 00:17:40,608
- THE VEGAS SHOWGIRLS
ARE TRYING TO ORGANIZE.
402
00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:42,357
THE WATTS ARE THREATENING
TO FIRE THEM ALL,
403
00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:43,980
WHICH WILL SHUT
THE CITY DOWN.
404
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,521
YOU GOT ANYTHING GOING ON
IN COMMITTEE?
405
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:46,603
- ACTUALLY, WE DO.
406
00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:47,935
WE'RE LOOKING INTO VIOLATIONS
407
00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:50,724
OF THE FOREIGN CORRUPT
PRACTICES ACT IN MACAU.
408
00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,473
THE WATTS
ARE BIG PLAYERS THERE.
409
00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:54,388
BUT WE'RE JUST STARTING
THE INVESTIGATION.
410
00:17:54,388 --> 00:17:55,678
HEARINGS ARE A LONG WAY OFF.
411
00:17:55,678 --> 00:17:57,801
- THINK YOU
COULD SPEED THINGS UP?
412
00:17:57,801 --> 00:17:59,674
- I COULD SAY
I'M CONSIDERING IT.
413
00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:01,465
- FANTASTIC.
414
00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:02,797
I'LL SWING BY
AND GET YOU LATER.
415
00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:04,795
WE'LL MAKE A CALL
AND SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM.
416
00:18:04,795 --> 00:18:06,918
- SOUNDS LIKE
A FUN LITTLE PROJECT, LOUIS.
417
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:09,666
THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME.
418
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:12,580
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIMP?
419
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:16,534
DIDN'T YOU HAVE A LIMP
THIS MORNING?
420
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,699
- OH!
421
00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:23,820
- COACH! COACH!
422
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,361
- HOW THE HELL
DID THAT GET OUT?
423
00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:27,275
- IT'S A MYSTERY, DARLING.
424
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:28,608
- OH, WAIT, I KNOW.
425
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,272
YOU BEAT UP THAT YOUNG MAN
IN FRONT OF A CROWD.
426
00:18:30,272 --> 00:18:31,896
- WELL, THERE ARE AT LEAST
SIX VIDEOS OUT THERE,
427
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:35,018
SO FOLKS GET TO SEE THE PHYSICAL
ABUSE FROM ALL ANGLES.
428
00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:38,432
- JESUS R. CHRIST, IT'S LIKE
THE CLEMSON GAME ALL OVER.
429
00:18:38,432 --> 00:18:39,556
- ONLY WORSE.
430
00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:40,930
THERE'S NO HURRICANE
TO DISTRACT EVERYONE.
431
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,803
AND THEN THERE'S THE INTERNET.
- OKAY.
432
00:18:42,803 --> 00:18:44,385
OKAY, IT'S OUT THERE.
433
00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:47,674
THE QUESTION IS,
WHAT DO WE DO?
434
00:18:47,674 --> 00:18:48,798
- I HAVE A RECOMMENDATION,
MA'AM.
435
00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:50,379
- WHAT?
- YOU MEAN ''SIR.''
436
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,752
- YES, OF COURSE.
I MEAN, SIR.
437
00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:56,208
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO ON ONE
OF THOSE ENTERTAINMENT SHOWS.
438
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,748
- HMM.
439
00:18:57,748 --> 00:18:59,871
- YOU CAN APOLOGIZE
FOR YOUR ABHORRENT BEHAVIOR,
440
00:19:00,121 --> 00:19:03,327
AND THEN YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT IT
TO HUMANIZE YOURSELF A BIT.
441
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,701
- I DON'T NEED
TO HUMANIZE MYSELF.
442
00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:07,406
I'M PLENTY HUMAN.
- GREAT IDEA.
443
00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:09,280
- WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO SET SOMETHING UP, MRS. BIGGS?
444
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,279
- NO.
- YES.
445
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,610
LET'S TRY
FOR THAT FUN MORNING SHOW,
446
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:12,943
THE ONE WITH KELLY RIPA.
447
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:15,566
- OH, CHRIST.
- OH, THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.
448
00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:17,689
HER CO-HOST,
HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE,
449
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,520
AND THAT IS SOMEONE
YOU CAN RELATE TO.
450
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,935
- I DON'T NEED SOMEONE TO RE...
- OKAY, THAT'S SETTLED.
451
00:19:21,935 --> 00:19:24,266
TAMMY, DARLING,
BOOK US ONKELLY, WOULD YOU?
452
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:27,805
WE'RE GONNA FIX THIS MESS.
453
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,760
- I AM SORRY,
BUT THIS MAKES THE COVER.
454
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,591
- NO WAY
THIS ISN'T A COVER SHOT.
455
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:36,797
- HEY, ROSALYN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
456
00:19:38,462 --> 00:19:41,668
- I THINK LIFE
IS ABOUT CHOICES, ANDY.
457
00:19:41,668 --> 00:19:44,831
YOURS ARE INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
458
00:19:44,831 --> 00:19:46,455
-VENI, VIDI, VICI, BABY.
459
00:19:46,455 --> 00:19:47,787
GAUL IS DIVIDED
INTO THREE PARTS.
460
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:51,492
- THAT WAS CAESAR, ANDY.
CAESAR WASN'T A SENATOR.
461
00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:53,074
- SO WHAT?
HE WENT THE DISTANCE.
462
00:19:53,074 --> 00:19:54,656
- THEN HE WAS STABBED TO DEATH.
- EXCUSE ME.
463
00:19:54,656 --> 00:19:55,946
PEOPLE,
WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE.
464
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:59,318
- CLOSED SET, PEOPLE.
THANK YOU.
465
00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:05,397
- OH, CHRIST.
IT'S LOUIS AGAIN.
466
00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:07,436
- FUCKING LOUIS.
467
00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:08,769
I BET
HE'S ON THE SHOWGIRLS STILL.
468
00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:10,850
- HEY, LOUIS, IF THIS
IS ABOUT THE SHOWGIRLS,
469
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:12,473
YOU CAN FORGET IT.
470
00:20:12,473 --> 00:20:14,596
THE UNION'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
471
00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:16,512
- DON'T BE SO SURE, SHELLY.
472
00:20:16,512 --> 00:20:18,635
YOU KNOW
ABOUT SENATOR DUPECHE'S
473
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,758
CORRUPT PRACTICES PROBE,
RIGHT?
474
00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:23,630
WELL, APPARENTLY,
IT'S ON A FAST TRACK,
475
00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:24,920
AND YOUR MACAU OPERATION
476
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,877
SEEMS TO BE
OF PARTICULAR INTEREST.
477
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:28,667
- MACAU?
478
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,874
- MACAU?
WHAT ABOUT FUCKING MACAU?
479
00:20:30,874 --> 00:20:32,913
- MY BROTHER WANTS TO KNOW,
WHAT ABOUT FUCKING MACAU?
480
00:20:32,913 --> 00:20:35,661
- WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
SO DOES SENATOR DUPECHE.
481
00:20:35,661 --> 00:20:36,660
THAT'S WHY YOU'LL BE LOOKING
AT SUBPOENAS
482
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,783
AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK
TO LAS VEGAS.
483
00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:40,615
- THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
484
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,738
- OH, HERE.
I'LL LET HER CONFIRM IN PERSON.
485
00:20:43,738 --> 00:20:44,528
SHE'S ON SPEAKERPHONE.
486
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,775
- MR. WATT.
ROSALYN DUPECHE HERE.
487
00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:51,564
WE ARE SO LOOKING FORWARD
TO HAVING YOU AND YOUR BROTHER
488
00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:54,436
COME SPEAK TO MY COMMITTEE
UNDER OATH.
489
00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:56,851
- GIVE ME A BREAK, LOUIS.
THAT ISN'T DUPECHE.
490
00:20:56,851 --> 00:20:58,932
THAT'S YOUR
FUCKING HOUSEKEEPER.
491
00:20:58,932 --> 00:21:00,014
- ACTUALLY NOT.
492
00:21:00,014 --> 00:21:01,680
MY HOUSEKEEPER HAS
A CHARMING CROATIAN ACCENT,
493
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:05,884
WHEREAS SENATOR DUPECHE...
DOES NOT.
494
00:21:05,884 --> 00:21:07,674
ANYWAY, IT HARDLY MATTERS,
BECAUSE EITHER WAY,
495
00:21:07,674 --> 00:21:09,006
YOU'RE GETTING SERVED.
496
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,796
- HE'S THREATENING TO PULL
A SUBPOENA OUT OF DUPECHE'S ASS.
497
00:21:11,796 --> 00:21:13,544
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE
THIS GUY?
498
00:21:13,544 --> 00:21:15,875
- I FUCKING CAN'T.
- GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.
499
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,790
YOUR COARSE LANGUAGE
ISN'T HELPING.
500
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:20,663
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
IF YOU LET THE GIRLS ORGANIZE,
501
00:21:20,663 --> 00:21:23,910
I MIGHT USE MY INFLUENCE
WITH SENATOR DUPECHE TO...
502
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:27,574
- TO SNIFF OUT ROBBERY
IN OTHER JURISDICTIONS.
503
00:21:27,574 --> 00:21:29,655
- HOLY COW!
YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS?
504
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,944
I THINK I JUST HEARD THE
SENATOR OFFER YOU A STAY OF EXECUTION,
505
00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:37,315
GIVING YOU LOTS OF TIME TO GET
LAWYERED UP AND FIX YOUR BOOKS.
506
00:21:37,315 --> 00:21:38,605
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
507
00:21:38,605 --> 00:21:43,600
- OKAY, IT'S A DEAL.
AND FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
508
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,806
- YEAH, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH,
LOUIS, YOU...
509
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,719
- WOW.
AMAZING, LOUIS.
510
00:21:50,719 --> 00:21:52,093
- THOSE TWO POTTY MOUTHS
ARE SUPPORTERS OF YOURS?
511
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,425
- MM.
NEVADA'S A ROUGH STATE, ANDY.
512
00:21:54,425 --> 00:21:57,838
YOU SHOULD HEAR THE GUYS
WHO HATE ME.
513
00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,586
- KELLY,
LOSING CONTROL LIKE THAT,
514
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,335
BEATING ON ONE
OF OUR YOUNG HEROES,
515
00:22:01,335 --> 00:22:02,958
IT'S JUST HARD TO EXPLAIN.
516
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:06,872
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON MY TRIGGERS, I REALLY HAVE.
517
00:22:06,872 --> 00:22:11,742
BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
SOMETHING JUST SETS ME OFF.
518
00:22:11,742 --> 00:22:13,116
- I CAN RELATE, SENATOR.
I REALLY CAN.
519
00:22:13,116 --> 00:22:14,865
BELIEVE ME.
520
00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:17,279
LIKE WHEN MY HUSBAND CRACKS
HIS KNUCKLES BEFORE LOVEMAKING,
521
00:22:17,279 --> 00:22:19,069
I JUST TOTALLY BLOW A GASKET.
522
00:22:19,069 --> 00:22:20,527
HOW ABOUT YOU, MICHAEL?
523
00:22:20,527 --> 00:22:22,150
ANYTHING EVER SET YOU OFF
ON THE PLAYING FIELD?
524
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,940
YOU EVER JUST EXPLODE?
525
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,872
- NO, I CAN'T SAY I EVER HAVE.
526
00:22:25,872 --> 00:22:28,685
- GIVE ME A BREAK, DUDE.
- I'M SERIOUS.
527
00:22:28,685 --> 00:22:30,018
I MEAN, THERE WERE TIMES
I HAD TO PROVE A POINT,
528
00:22:30,018 --> 00:22:32,432
BUT I ALWAYS HELPED THE GUY
OFF THE GROUND.
529
00:22:32,432 --> 00:22:33,765
I DON'T GET TRIGGERED
LIKE THAT.
530
00:22:33,765 --> 00:22:36,762
IT'S JUST NOT IN MY DNA
TO, LIKE, GO OFF.
531
00:22:36,762 --> 00:22:39,551
- SENATOR, A MOMENT AGO...
LET'S JUST SWITCH GEARS...
532
00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:40,841
YOU SAID THAT YOUR BEHAVIOR
533
00:22:40,841 --> 00:22:43,089
TOWARD THAT SOLDIER
IN AFGHANISTAN
534
00:22:43,089 --> 00:22:44,630
WAS UNFORGIVABLE.
535
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:45,920
- NO, I DIDN'T.
- WELL, IT WAS.
536
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,870
BUT NO WORRIES, BECAUSE HERE
TO FORGIVE YOU IN PERSON,
537
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:52,748
HOME ON LEAVE, IS SERGEANT
FIRST CLASS MEL AXELROD.
538
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:57,244
SERGEANT, COME ON OUT.
539
00:22:59,949 --> 00:23:02,439
- SENATOR,
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
540
00:23:02,439 --> 00:23:04,487
- THANK YOU.
WELCOME HOME.
541
00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:05,819
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
542
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:09,524
- WELL, SENATOR, I BELIEVE
SERGEANT AXELROD HAS SOMETHING
543
00:23:09,524 --> 00:23:12,314
VERY SPECIAL HE WOULD LIKE
TO SHARE WITH YOU.
544
00:23:12,314 --> 00:23:14,728
- I JUST WANTED TO SAY
I'M SORRY, SIR.
545
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,787
THERE'S A LOT OF RESPECT
FOR YOU IN THE UNIT,
546
00:23:16,787 --> 00:23:17,975
AND WHEN THE GUYS
SENT HOME THOSE VIDEOS,
547
00:23:17,975 --> 00:23:19,807
NONE OF US EVER DREAMED
THEY'D BE USED AGAINST YOU.
548
00:23:20,598 --> 00:23:23,387
- WOW.
I MEAN, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
549
00:23:23,387 --> 00:23:24,760
YOU BEAT UP SERGEANT AXELROD,
550
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,300
YET HE IS THE ONE
APOLOGIZING TO YOU.
551
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,715
- COME ON,
HOW ABOUT A HUG, GUYS?
552
00:23:29,715 --> 00:23:32,463
I SEE A HUG HAPPENING.
COME ON! COME ON!
553
00:23:32,463 --> 00:23:34,086
- COME ON, GIVE HIM A HUG!
554
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,583
- NOW, THERE'S MORE.
555
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,664
AS IF THAT WEREN'T
A SPECIAL ENOUGH MOMENT,
556
00:23:39,956 --> 00:23:42,579
LET'S BRING OUT
MEL'S COMMANDING OFFICER
557
00:23:42,579 --> 00:23:47,116
AND FORMER TAR HEELS STAR,
COLONEL LELAND GRIMMEL.
558
00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:51,612
- YEAH !
WHOO-HOO!
559
00:23:51,612 --> 00:23:53,444
- HOW YOU DOING, COLONEL?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
560
00:23:53,444 --> 00:23:54,734
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO, COLONEL.
561
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,482
- HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
562
00:23:56,482 --> 00:23:59,439
- GREAT TO SEE YOU, COACH.
HUH? MWAH !
563
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,270
- AWW.
- NO HARD FEELINGS.
564
00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:03,393
'
- Y'ALL CAN'T HAVE ALL THE FUN. LET ME GET SOME OF THIS.
565
00:24:04,725 --> 00:24:06,807
- AW, CAN I GET IN
ON SOME OF THIS?
566
00:24:06,807 --> 00:24:09,804
HEY!
HOW ABOUT SOME GETTING ME IN?
567
00:24:11,178 --> 00:24:12,760
- OH, MY GOSH !
568
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,800
LOOK WHO IT IS, EVERYBODY.
569
00:24:15,091 --> 00:24:15,924
- SENATOR BIGGS.
570
00:24:15,924 --> 00:24:17,506
- IT IS MADDIE BIGGS.
571
00:24:17,506 --> 00:24:20,461
SENATOR BIGGS' WIFE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
572
00:24:20,461 --> 00:24:22,876
MY GOODNESS.
- I'M SO PROUD OF HIM.
573
00:24:22,876 --> 00:24:24,499
I'M SO PROUD.
574
00:24:24,499 --> 00:24:27,829
- WHOO!
575
00:24:29,412 --> 00:24:30,786
- WELL, AS YOU KNOW,
CRYSTAL,
576
00:24:30,786 --> 00:24:32,825
I HAD UNUSUAL ACCESS
TO SENATOR LAFFER
577
00:24:33,075 --> 00:24:35,781
AS WALTER REED BUREAU CHIEF
DURING HIS CONVALESCENCE,
578
00:24:36,031 --> 00:24:37,862
AND I NEVER SAW
THIS SIDE OF HIM.
579
00:24:37,862 --> 00:24:39,903
- SO YOU NEVER SAW
THIS SIDE OF HIM?
580
00:24:39,903 --> 00:24:40,943
- NO.
581
00:24:40,943 --> 00:24:43,025
I MEAN,
I KNEW HE COULD TAKE A PUNCH.
582
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,106
HE TOOK A PRETTY GOOD SHOT
FROM THE TALIBAN.
583
00:24:45,106 --> 00:24:49,020
BUT TO GO TOE-TO-TOE
WITH LAS VEGAS CASINO OPERATORS,
584
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,643
THAT TAKES SOME BIG ONES.
585
00:24:50,643 --> 00:24:53,640
- SOME BIG ONES.
YOU MEAN ''BALLS.''
586
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,805
WHAT?
I CAN SAY THAT NOW.
587
00:24:55,805 --> 00:24:57,928
- YES. AND IT'S BEEN
A GAME-CHANGER
588
00:24:57,928 --> 00:25:00,384
IN OURRENO POST-TRIBUNE
TRACKING POLL.
589
00:25:00,384 --> 00:25:01,716
WE ARE NOW PREDICTING
590
00:25:01,716 --> 00:25:04,714
THAT SENATOR LAFFER
WILL DEFEAT AL HICKOK HANDILY.
591
00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:07,128
IT'S AN AMAZING
COMEBACK STORY.
592
00:25:07,128 --> 00:25:10,001
- YES, IT IS, SHELBY.
593
00:25:10,001 --> 00:25:11,000
YES, IT IS.
594
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,664
- WE'LL BE BACK
WITH MORE AFTER THIS.
595
00:25:13,714 --> 00:25:18,264
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