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DEANNA: Previously,
on "All Night"...
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- Do you want to?
- Yeah.
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- Me too.
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- Nothing's fun anymore.
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You know, everything
has to be by the book.
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Candlelit dinners
are a fire hazard.
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- You're off the hook.
- Really?
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- You leave right now.
No good-byes, no nothing.
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- This whole night,
I have felt like a prop.
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Cosplay_queen_7,
the distinct birthmark
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on her upper thigh.
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Tonight, we will find you.
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? ?
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- One--
both: Two, three.
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[upbeat music]
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- It's just a blackout.
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We've all been
in the dark before.
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So let's chillax...
- Just go back to sleep.
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- ...And handle ourselves
like adults.
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- Oh, excuse me, sir,
I know we're
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not allowed to leave yet,
but I think I'm getting, like--
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[coughs] kind of a cold
and sore throat
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and flu situation.
- Then try not to breathe
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on anybody, Mr. Figueroa,
'cause as you can see,
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we are dealing with
much bigger issues here.
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Hey, no running in the halls.
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- [laughs] Okay, your turn.
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- Okay, most likely to succeed:
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Henry, the CPR dummy.
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- Mmkay, um, biggest
overachiever goes to
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piss pumpkin.
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It has done so much for me.
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How come nobody's
been down here yet?
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We pulled the fuses,
like, five minutes ago.
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- I don't know.
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Um, okay, biggest improvement
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goes to this room.
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Thanks to you.
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- Sexiest...
- Mm.
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- ...Goes to also Henry,
the CPR dummy.
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- Fair.
- And longest held
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stupid grudge goes to me.
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- Probably right.
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But you also get
best apology.
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I mean, it takes a lot
to admit that you're wrong.
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And because of that,
I'm gonna indulge your grudge.
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- What do you mean?
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- What I'm saying is,
how would you like
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a do-over on a seminal moment
from your past?
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- [laughs]
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- Hmm?
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- Man, when I think of
all the things
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we could've been doing tonight
instead of looking
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for some stranger with
a chalice-shaped birthmark
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on her ass.
- I really thought
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cosplay_queen_7 and I would
wind up together.
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Just like Natasi Daala
and Boba Fett.
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- But Natasi Daala
and Boba Fett
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didn't end up together.
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They aren't a couple.
- They are
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in the Expanded Universe.
- Your fan fiction
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doesn't count
as the Expanded Universe.
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- Don't be a dick.
- Don't violate
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the sacred canon.
- He's right.
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It makes no canonical sense.
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Bobba Fett's interest
in Natasi Daala
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was purely mercenary.
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And if you ask me, Natasi's
still hung up on Mekus porn.
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- Who are you?
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- I'm everyone.
I'm no one.
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I'm the girl with the
chalice-shaped birthmark.
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? ?
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[grunting]
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- Wait! Wait, hold up,
hold on!
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- Wait, wait, wait!
- Hold on!
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- [grunting]
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Ahh, oh.
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Jesus--hey.
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Just let me talk.
We don't have much time
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and I'm a little nervous,
so I'm just gonna say it.
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I don't want tonight to be
a one-time thing, Melinda.
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I really like you
and I wanna see you again
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- Huh?
- No, let me finish.
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When I think about how awesome
tonight has been--
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and I'm not just talking
about the sex--
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although, that was
pretty great, too.
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But, like, earlier,
in the parking lot,
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when we stole all that booze
out of Saperstein--oh.
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- Mr. Fulner.
- Principal Saperstein.
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Good evening.
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[rock music]
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? ?
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- Wake up, lazy bones.
- This isn't laziness.
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It's mournful reflection.
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- About?
- Ronnie and I came in tonight
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in relationships.
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Now mine is tenuous
and hers is--
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- A hot mess.
- I can't believe Cassie
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thinks I treat her like a prop.
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- I'm walking out of here
with the whole school
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thinking of me as the girl
Oz cheated on.
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- Well, maybe instead of
wallowing in that,
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you focus on doing
something fun
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with a really great friend
and all-around positive person.
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Guys, I'm talking about me.
- Mm.
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What do you wanna do?
- Whatever it is, pass.
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I can't just magically
drop all my problems.
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- No, but you can drop...
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your clothes.
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- All I know, Mr. Sacajeriah
is that I have
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the entire senior class
out there
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doing God knows what
in the dark.
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In fact, one of them
just came through my ceiling.
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Well then, find
the maintenance person.
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Somebody's got to know
where the breaker box is.
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Thank you.
I've been looking for those.
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So what are we gonna
do about this?
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- Well, for one, I'd like to
apologize for the ceiling
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and my alcohol thievery--
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both poor decisions, I know.
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- I'm talking about
you and Melinda.
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This is so exciting!
- I'm sorry,
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I--I thought I was in trouble.
- Oh, forget about that.
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Melinda Weems is probably
one of my all-time
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favorite students and a friend.
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Now, granted, she messed things
up pretty big-time tonight,
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which is why I sent her home.
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- That's where she went?
- Believe me,
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she got off easy.
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So what's the plan?
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You two gonna do
the long-distance thing?
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- No, we haven't planned
that far ahead yet.
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I mean, we still have
three months.
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- Three months?
Um, but Melinda took
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a work-study job in the Cornell
dining hall for the summer.
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She leaves tomorrow.
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- [chuckles]
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She, uh--she never
mentioned that.
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- So what are you gonna
do about it?
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- Figure something out.
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- I love it! [laughs]
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- You want us to go streaking?
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It's--it's not streaking,
per se.
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It's--it's more like--
like a rebirth.
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A reboot.
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I like to call it
the naked challenge.
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- Wow, you really know how
to dress up streaking.
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But you know what?
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You're right.
Screw what people think.
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This will be our last official
act as high school besties.
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Unfettered by societal norms
and expectations.
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The Roni revolution
starts now.
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- The Roni
and Lyssee revolution.
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And Alexis.
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Obviously, you're in.
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Just don't go turning this
into, like,
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the naked singing Alexis parade
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with dancing monkeys
and glitter.
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- What do you mean?
- You just tend to
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get a little carried away
with stuff like this.
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- No, I don't.
I'm an introvert.
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Wait, are you saying
you agree with Cassie
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when she says
I always need the spotlight.
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- Yeah.
- No.
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- No.
- We love that about you.
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It's endearing.
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Exhausting, but--but endearing.
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- I'm out.
- What? You'd rather
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watch Roni and I
get all the glory
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of the naked challenge
while you just sit and watch
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from the sidelines.
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- Someone's gotta hold
your clothes.
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[both laughing]
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- Ugh, there's only
an hour left.
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- Yep. Almost end of the night.
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And what about us?
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- You know, I've had so much
fun with you tonight, but--
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- Uh-oh.
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You don't need a GED
to know where this is going.
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- Yeah.
- But it's okay.
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I feel the same way.
- Hanging out with you
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has been amazing and if anyone
had told me
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at the start of the night
that I'd wind up kissing
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the most infamous person
in school history--
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- You would be like, "Oh, my
God, I hear that dude is hot."
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- [laughs] Yeah, probably.
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- Well, thanks for
such a great night.
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You helped me do
so many things on my list,
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it's like I had a complete high
school experience.
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And I can even count you
as the one that got away.
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Although, if you have a sec,
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think you could help me check
one last thing off my list?
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- Okay.
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- Babe! Can't we
talk about this?
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- Not a chance, ass nugget.
We're done.
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- Don't be so truculent.
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You knew what I was like
when we started this.
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- So what? Am I just
supposed to share you
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next semester with the harlots
of Phoenix University?
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- Then I am afraid
we are at loggerheads.
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But maybe someday--
- No, no,
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there will be no someday,
Nino Clemente.
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We're done!
Now get out of my face
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with your rugged good looks
and superior vocabulary.
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? ?
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? ?
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- Okay, the goal of
the naked challenge is to
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make it from here to the other
end of the Rec Center
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and back, naked.
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- Hence the name.
- Yes.
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We'll start here,
hit the activities room
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and then run like hell
back to our clothes.
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- Ooh, you should ring
the Midnight Madness gong.
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- Ooh, nice!
Oh, and Alexis,
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whatever your secret plan is
to somehow get
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even more naked than us,
just don't let it get us seen.
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- I will not
steal your thunder.
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I have my whistle.
I'm gonna be so chill
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and understated,
you guys will have to
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give me
an award for it.
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- So what are the stakes?
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What happens to
the last one back?
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- The loser has to...
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jump out of a moving car
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into another moving car
that's on fire!
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- Or...
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the loser has to buy the winner
50 lunches this summer.
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- 50 lunches? That means
we have to be together,
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like, all the time.
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- Your point is?
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- That's so sweet.
I almost hope I lose.
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Hold my candle.
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- Okay, three--
- Six, five, four--
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- Wait, did you just
start with six?
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- Who starts at six?
- Everyone starts at six.
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And all of Europe.
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- Let's just get naked.
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[blows whistle]
- Alexis!
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Shh!
- I--sorry!
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? ?
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- All right, now, you sure
you don't wanna back out?
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- Positive.
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- [sighs]
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Looks like the spin the bottle
gods want me
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to kiss your piss pumpkin.
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- We can call it a respin.
My turn.
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- Maybe the bottle landing
on the jack-o-lantern
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was its way of telling us
that our window of opportunity
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closed back at the party
in middle school.
250
00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:47,263
- Oh, right,
the sentient bottle theory.
251
00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:50,019
[laughs] Nice try.
252
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:53,068
[spins bottle]
253
00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:58,244
- Ha! Wow, looks like sparks
254
00:10:58,245 --> 00:10:59,622
are really flying
between you two.
255
00:10:59,623 --> 00:11:00,666
I should give you some privacy.
256
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:04,381
- No chance. Spin.
257
00:11:04,382 --> 00:11:06,636
[spins bottle]
258
00:11:06,637 --> 00:11:09,057
- The darkness heightens
the other senses.
259
00:11:09,058 --> 00:11:11,395
If we hold our noses too,
we'll recognize that voice
260
00:11:11,396 --> 00:11:13,608
the second we hear it.
- So I flat out told him,
261
00:11:13,609 --> 00:11:15,236
I'm not going to Bard.
262
00:11:15,237 --> 00:11:16,363
I'm moving in with Jarrod,
we're starting
263
00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:17,867
our own candle company.
264
00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:19,411
- Oh, my God, Gina,
you are so brave.
265
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,496
- Yeah, you gotta be
if you're gonna
266
00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:22,793
go up against big candle.
267
00:11:22,794 --> 00:11:24,672
- This could take a while.
268
00:11:24,673 --> 00:11:26,676
- Hey, you guys holding your
noses to heighten
269
00:11:26,677 --> 00:11:28,012
your sense of hearing
in the dark?
270
00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:29,515
- Bryce, how was all that
271
00:11:29,516 --> 00:11:31,351
amazing sex
with the coach's wife?
272
00:11:31,352 --> 00:11:32,730
Those were air quotes,
by the way,
273
00:11:32,731 --> 00:11:33,982
in case you couldn't hear them.
274
00:11:33,983 --> 00:11:35,484
- Ah, yeah, it didn't happen.
275
00:11:35,485 --> 00:11:38,032
- Wow, what a twist.
276
00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:39,744
- I changed my mind, okay?
277
00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:41,539
- So nothing happened?
278
00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,208
- Oh, something happened.
279
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:46,465
We talked, and dudes,
it was mind blowing.
280
00:11:46,466 --> 00:11:48,511
- What do you mean?
- I mean
281
00:11:48,512 --> 00:11:51,266
that thanks to Mrs. Lewis,
282
00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:54,607
I'm going to leave for college
with more sexual know how
283
00:11:54,608 --> 00:11:59,075
than you two dipshits might
learn in your entire lives.
284
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,583
- That's setting the bar
kinda low.
285
00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:05,504
- Put your nose back.
286
00:12:05,505 --> 00:12:09,010
? ?
287
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:11,766
- Hi, I'm here for
the 20 year video drive.
288
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,185
- You president of
the Spirit Committee?
289
00:12:13,186 --> 00:12:15,356
- I am the whole
Spirit Committee.
290
00:12:15,357 --> 00:12:18,112
- Well then, you're gonna
wanna guard this drive, then.
291
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,534
You know how many people asked
me to erase what they said?
292
00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:23,330
A lot of embarrassing stuff
on this bad boy.
293
00:12:23,331 --> 00:12:25,794
Whoa! All right, well--
- What?
294
00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:28,465
- That's one way
to show some spirit.
295
00:12:28,466 --> 00:12:31,013
Like I said,
watch over that baby.
296
00:12:31,014 --> 00:12:33,893
And don't let anybody give you
a hard time, all right?
297
00:12:33,894 --> 00:12:35,229
- Okay.
298
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:38,110
[rock music]
299
00:12:38,111 --> 00:12:40,489
[laughter]
300
00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:42,326
- Lookin' good.
301
00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:44,372
- I'm gonna miss that face
of yours.
302
00:12:44,373 --> 00:12:47,963
? ?
303
00:12:47,964 --> 00:12:51,344
- [groans]
304
00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:53,559
And so it shall be.
305
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,364
- Hey, Gina said you were
looking for me.
306
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,452
- What are you doing?
- Trying to see
307
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:06,041
if I can tell what snack I'm
eating just by taste.
308
00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:08,045
Almonds are weird if you don't
know they're coming.
309
00:13:08,046 --> 00:13:10,382
- And that requires
my help why?
310
00:13:10,383 --> 00:13:12,053
- It doesn't.
311
00:13:12,054 --> 00:13:13,515
I'm just feeling
really bummed out
312
00:13:13,516 --> 00:13:15,894
about my fight
with Alexis and...
313
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,233
I needed my two best friends.
314
00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:24,537
- Hey.
315
00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:26,248
- Okay, before you freak,
316
00:13:26,249 --> 00:13:27,960
I swear I'm not
"Parent Trapping" you guys.
317
00:13:27,961 --> 00:13:29,462
- Then what's going on?
318
00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:30,924
- I called you both here
because I need
319
00:13:30,925 --> 00:13:33,721
your advice on--
320
00:13:33,722 --> 00:13:36,226
uh--
321
00:13:36,227 --> 00:13:37,938
Okay, fine! I'm "Parent
Trapping" you guys.
322
00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:39,567
- Damn it, Cassie.
- Okay, well, let's just--
323
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,194
let's just hear her out.
- You two have been
324
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,741
on the same page
basically your whole lives.
325
00:13:43,742 --> 00:13:45,327
Tonight you got off it.
326
00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:47,039
I know I encouraged both of you
327
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,918
to tell the other one your
romantic feelings
328
00:13:48,919 --> 00:13:52,341
for each other,
so my bad.
329
00:13:52,342 --> 00:13:54,597
But you need to
stop being stupid
330
00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:56,894
and go back to being
friends again.
331
00:14:00,108 --> 00:14:02,445
- Okay, fine. Yeah.
332
00:14:02,446 --> 00:14:04,783
- No. Not fine.
333
00:14:04,784 --> 00:14:06,746
I can never take back
what I said
334
00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:10,170
and you can never take back
your non-reaction.
335
00:14:11,339 --> 00:14:14,218
Maybe someday
we can be friends, but...
336
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:16,473
right now it's just
too painful,
337
00:14:16,474 --> 00:14:20,732
so I'm gonna go.
- No, stay.
338
00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:23,487
Uhh, I'll go.
339
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,700
You guys enjoy
the rest of your night.
340
00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:29,625
- Wait, Fig.
341
00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:32,756
[sighs]
342
00:14:32,757 --> 00:14:36,514
Deanna, I'm sorry.
I shoulda never said anything.
343
00:14:36,515 --> 00:14:38,433
Ever, at all.
344
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:40,145
Like, I should take
a vow of silence
345
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,439
and live out the rest
of my days as a monk.
346
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,736
- No. It's my fault.
347
00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:46,534
If I didn't keep things
so bottled up inside tonight,
348
00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:49,455
it would not have been
this much of a shit show.
349
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,418
Maybe this is
a good lesson for you.
350
00:14:51,419 --> 00:14:55,342
Just talk to Alexis.
- I don't know what to say.
351
00:14:55,343 --> 00:14:58,516
- Well, it's a good thing
you have me to help you.
352
00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:00,770
- Okay. What's your plan?
353
00:15:00,771 --> 00:15:05,279
? ?
354
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,576
- Uhh, excuse me, Bryce?
355
00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:10,540
You wanna come back here
and put that where it belongs?
356
00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:12,334
What'd we say?
The first rule of Grad Night
357
00:15:12,335 --> 00:15:16,927
is we leave the Rec Center
just like we found it.
358
00:15:16,928 --> 00:15:20,602
- You know what? No.
359
00:15:20,603 --> 00:15:22,480
- No?
- Yeah.
360
00:15:22,481 --> 00:15:24,108
And you know why?
361
00:15:24,109 --> 00:15:27,114
Uh, because there is no way
that that is
362
00:15:27,115 --> 00:15:29,035
the first rule of Grad Night.
363
00:15:29,036 --> 00:15:30,789
And even if it were,
364
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,544
I am sick of your rules, man.
365
00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:36,717
This, the sneaker thing--
I lied, by the way.
366
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,721
I am not over it.
367
00:15:38,722 --> 00:15:40,934
And all that bullshit earlier
with Mrs. Lewis--
368
00:15:40,935 --> 00:15:42,562
- Wait a minute, did you say--
did you say something
369
00:15:42,563 --> 00:15:44,858
about my--about my wife?
- Yeah. Yeah, I did.
370
00:15:44,859 --> 00:15:46,612
All that crap about, like,
371
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,073
it's not lifeguard
unless you're in the chair.
372
00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:49,785
Gotta sit in the chair.
373
00:15:49,786 --> 00:15:51,079
Be in that chair.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
374
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,331
- You're out of line, son.
375
00:15:52,332 --> 00:15:53,793
- No, you're out of line.
376
00:15:53,794 --> 00:15:56,297
Your wife is sweet
and insightful
377
00:15:56,298 --> 00:15:58,970
and impossibly gorgeous.
378
00:15:58,971 --> 00:16:00,682
And that's how you treat her?
- I'm gonna need you to hold on
379
00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:02,309
because none of this--
- Hey, you know what?
380
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:03,771
I'm not the only one
who's sick of your rules.
381
00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:06,694
Candlelit dinners
are a fire hazard?
382
00:16:06,695 --> 00:16:09,575
That woman deserves candlelight
three meals a day.
383
00:16:09,576 --> 00:16:11,035
- Did she say something to you?
384
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,581
- No, I just--
385
00:16:12,582 --> 00:16:14,375
Yeah, I--
386
00:16:14,376 --> 00:16:16,505
I just--I just guessed.
387
00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:20,555
I'm gonna pick this up, now.
388
00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:24,020
We on the same page? Feel like
we're on the same page.
389
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:25,815
- What is wrong
with these kids?
390
00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:27,611
- Okay, great.
391
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,447
This is so liberating.
- Shh!
392
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:31,409
Even the faintest whisper
can be heard.
393
00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:33,455
- [scoffs] Come on.
394
00:16:33,456 --> 00:16:39,091
? ?
395
00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:46,022
Where's the gonger?
Oh, there it is.
396
00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:47,817
- What?
397
00:16:47,818 --> 00:16:49,487
- You should do it.
398
00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:51,199
After all, it was your idea
to get naked.
399
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,702
- Really?
- Yeah.
400
00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:54,163
- Thanks!
401
00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:55,667
- Okay, this is the last spin.
402
00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:59,174
You promised.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
403
00:17:04,727 --> 00:17:07,189
Well, I guess that's it, so--
404
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,861
- Come on.
Let's put this to bed.
405
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,867
[light music]
406
00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:19,882
? ?
407
00:17:23,264 --> 00:17:25,350
Worth the wait?
408
00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:26,812
- Eh.
409
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,108
B, B-.
410
00:17:29,109 --> 00:17:31,989
- Ah! Asshole!
- [laughs]
411
00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:36,414
- Gosh! Okay, now that
that's behind us, friends?
412
00:17:36,415 --> 00:17:37,834
[door opens]
[gasps]
413
00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:39,963
- Ah!
- Aww, that's adorable.
414
00:17:39,964 --> 00:17:41,759
Didn't hear me come in, huh?
415
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,888
Guess you two were too busy
playing kissy birds.
416
00:17:43,889 --> 00:17:46,770
[laughs]
417
00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:50,108
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God!
418
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:55,369
? ?
419
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,664
[gong ringing]
[rock music]
420
00:17:56,665 --> 00:17:57,832
- [squeals]
421
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:58,835
- Run!
- Ah!
422
00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:05,556
[rock music]
423
00:18:05,557 --> 00:18:07,811
- Gimme that! Lyssee!
424
00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:09,731
- Thanks!
- Roni!
425
00:18:09,732 --> 00:18:11,527
- [sighs] You know what?
426
00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:13,656
Screw what people think.
427
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:16,077
Whoo! Streaking!
428
00:18:16,078 --> 00:18:17,622
- Look at it this way:
429
00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:19,417
maybe we're never
supposed to find her.
430
00:18:19,418 --> 00:18:21,588
Maybe she's just there
to symbolize that
431
00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:23,383
somewhere out there,
there's a woman for all of us.
432
00:18:23,384 --> 00:18:25,303
- Please stop talking
433
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:32,360
? ?
434
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,785
- Styme, why is she naked?
435
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:40,167
- I don't know.
Why don't you ask her?
436
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:42,756
- [clears throat] Hi.
437
00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:44,258
Why are you naked?
438
00:18:44,259 --> 00:18:46,137
- I figured it was time.
439
00:18:46,138 --> 00:18:49,351
- Time for what?
440
00:18:49,352 --> 00:18:56,115
? ?
441
00:18:56,116 --> 00:18:58,286
- Happy graduation, boys.
442
00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:00,081
- Oh, my God. It's her.
443
00:19:00,082 --> 00:19:02,504
- Shh.
444
00:19:02,505 --> 00:19:06,385
- It's her! It's her! It's her!
445
00:19:06,386 --> 00:19:09,726
- Naked graduate,
coming through.
446
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:12,941
both: Hi.
447
00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:17,575
- Wow.
- Right back at you.
448
00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:18,828
- Hey, Fig.
449
00:19:18,829 --> 00:19:20,247
I'd ask how it went with Roni,
450
00:19:20,248 --> 00:19:21,625
but it looks like
you're leaving.
451
00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:24,421
- Yeah, um--let's just say
452
00:19:24,422 --> 00:19:28,973
tonight's been an exercise
in soul-crushing futility.
453
00:19:28,974 --> 00:19:31,394
You?
- Pretty eye-opening.
454
00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:34,024
I kinda got something
going with Melinda Weems.
455
00:19:34,025 --> 00:19:35,820
- Oh. Didn't she
get kicked out?
456
00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:37,991
- Yeah, she had to leave early.
And it turns out
457
00:19:37,992 --> 00:19:39,619
she's leaving
for college early, too.
458
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,289
- I'm sorry, that--
that sucks, man.
459
00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:43,126
- No, no, no.
We'll figure something out.
460
00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:45,255
I mean, sure, the odds
aren't exactly in our favor.
461
00:19:45,256 --> 00:19:47,594
But I'll think of something.
462
00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:49,681
- If you say so.
- I do say so.
463
00:19:49,682 --> 00:19:51,560
- I just need to figure out
a way to make enough money
464
00:19:51,561 --> 00:19:55,776
so she doesn't have to
work this summer, you know?
465
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,156
Do I sound insane?
- No.
466
00:19:58,157 --> 00:20:00,118
No, no you sound optimistic.
467
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:01,663
And you should be.
468
00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:03,959
I mean, unless you've been
explicitly
469
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,464
and brutally rejected
like me,
470
00:20:06,465 --> 00:20:08,384
there's always a chance.
471
00:20:08,385 --> 00:20:11,642
- Yeah, well, thanks, Fig.
472
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,646
Then again,
what the hell do I know?
473
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,903
See you in 20 years.
Maybe.
474
00:20:20,661 --> 00:20:21,912
[rock music]
475
00:20:21,913 --> 00:20:23,749
- Hey!
476
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,920
Hey, get out of there!
477
00:20:25,921 --> 00:20:29,259
That room is off limits
to students.
478
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,263
What are you doing?
- [laughs]
479
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,017
Burning this mother
to the ground.
480
00:20:33,018 --> 00:20:36,149
- Oh, no you're not.
- [laughs]
481
00:20:41,201 --> 00:20:42,620
- Don't tell anyone.
482
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,206
Doors don't open
for 30 minutes.
483
00:20:44,207 --> 00:20:51,847
? ?
484
00:20:51,848 --> 00:20:54,811
DEANNA: Where will I be
in 20 years?
485
00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:57,274
Ideally, attending parties
slightly more fun
486
00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:59,445
than being locked
in a gym all night.
487
00:20:59,446 --> 00:21:01,157
I guess I don't know
where I'll be,
488
00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:03,161
but I know I won't forget
everyone that I met here.
489
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,833
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
490
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,630
This isn't good.
This is not good.
491
00:21:08,631 --> 00:21:10,634
- Come on, they're just a bunch
of stupid videos.
492
00:21:10,635 --> 00:21:12,220
How bad could it be?
493
00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:15,561
- Trust me,
pretty God damn bad.
494
00:21:15,562 --> 00:21:19,069
? ?
495
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:22,742
[rock music]
496
00:21:22,743 --> 00:21:29,757
? ?
497
00:21:29,807 --> 00:21:34,357
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