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It's the ninjas!
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- Where's the money?
- Iqbal Paracha. He's your dad, right?
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I'm your brother.
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- You've got a kid to think about.
- He's not mine, Candice.
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He's Cory's.
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I'm going to have to
pull all low achievers
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- out of non-core subjects.
- What's that going to do
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- to their self-esteem?
- I might as well drop my CV
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off at the chicken shop
and be done with it.
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We'll have to go halvsies on a roll-up.
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- What, you and Will?
- I've really got to go.
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SPRAYS PAINT
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Jordan!
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I thought you and Cory might want
to come to Jamie's Christening,
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with him, like, you know,
creating him and that.
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Crisps for breakfast? Nice.
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You had chicken korma for breakfast.
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So?
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Literally ruining my life, Miss!
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- All of it.
- Oh!
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Thank you. And the eyebrows.
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Er, Olivia Worthington, I'll
have those hoops, please.
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Let's get smart!
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Er, Chloe this is too much.
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I'll have that, thanks. And
tuck your shirt in, please.
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Thank you.
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- Can we tuck these shirts in?
- Right.
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Smarten up your ties. Thank You.
Yeah, the students have been...
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... embracing it...
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Mr Simpson, can you escort
him to my office, please?
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You know, in some schools, that
could've been a petrol bomb.
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Hey, Jordan!
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You think I'm going to ruin
my life for a two-minute grope?
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You're dumber than you look, kid.
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It's all right. He
don't need you, anyway.
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Oh, yeah, cos you're such role model?
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Eh?
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Getting banged up over Christmas,
doing a dealer's dirty work!
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- CROWD YELLS
- Go on, lose it, Jordan!
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You're just like your dad!
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Incoming!
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Go on, lose it! Scram! There's
nothing about you I'd keep!
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- Go on! Just like him! You're just like him!
- Cory! Cory!
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- You're just like Dad!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold it. Come here.
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- Go ahead!
- Come here, come here. Get to class. Calm down.
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Get to class. Get to class!
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Would you rather go to Miss
Carter's office? Get to class!
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Now!
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Nas! I thought we could talk.
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Erm, I'm late.
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Come on, Missy! How long does it
take to yank yourself a top knot?
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- But I could drop you.
- Yes.
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You were just moaning about being late.
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Look, I, I don't want to talk, OK.
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I don't want a lift. Just,
please, leave me alone, OK?
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All of us!
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She just needs to move
from shock to acceptance,
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like my nana when
George Michael came out.
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HE LAUGHS
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- You really care about her, don't you?
- _
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Er... I don't know what that is.
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Proper gora, you. Didn't Mr
Paracha teach you none of the lingo?
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Er, does, "I'm off to
Pakistan"? That count?
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Missy!
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Look, I can't promise now.
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Nas can be a stubborn cow.
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Must run in the family.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God! Check out Riz!
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WHISPERING: My eyebrows. My
eyebrows, my eyebrows, my eyebrows.
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My eyebrows?
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Looking good, Alya! New hijab?
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Hi, Cory. Learned how
to spell "condom" yet?
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THEY ALL CHUCKLE
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Nice.
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He give you the invite?
To your son's christening?
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- Hey, I didn't know you were a dad.
- Neither does his kid.
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Miss Pararcha, Miss Booth!
Join us, why don't you?
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Today, we are going
to explore infections.
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Bacteria.
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Viruses.
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Fungi!
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Soz!
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TEACHER CLEARS THROAT
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Done?
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Back to work.
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I'm sorry about Cory. He were,
erm... he was just showing off.
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He will be there.
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Yeah, right.
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The Wilson brothers, eh?
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He's a joke and you're some...
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... some wannabe corner boy.
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Yo, Hayley!
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Sir! That's bullying.
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All right.
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Bacteria multiply in areas that are...
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My dad said he'd go
halves for the christening.
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Jamie were bawling his eyes
out on the bus the other day,
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and your dad straight up blanked us.
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And now he wants to play grandpa?
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People change.
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The spread can be contained by
keeping the conditions clean...
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I got that for you as well.
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Could you, erm, lend us 100?
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MAN LAUGHS
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Pay back what you owe,
and then we'll talk, yeah?
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Thought any more about that Aaron?
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What? You mean the product of
my dad's disgusting betrayal?
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Right.
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- He seems OK to me.
- Mm.
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I don't know, Missy.
I need a girlfriend,
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not another relative.
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Oh, no.
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- Oh. Oh.
- Please!
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? ... mountain, I want
to bathe with you... ?
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What kind of bloke just ups
and goes without even a note?
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Not even a poxy text, Kaneez.
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Snakes don't send
texts. They're too busy
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crawling in dirt with other snakes.
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You've got to get stick and
smash its bloody head in.
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Simone, you will meet
someone else. You always do.
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SOMEONE KNOCKS ON DOOR
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Simone!
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I know you're in there!
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I can hear them sappy tunes
right down Blackymore Street.
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WHISPER: You never got another loan?!
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WHISPER: Where do you think
massive telly came from?
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Craig wanted HD.
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WHISPER: Craig's gone!
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WHISPER: So's bloody TV.
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Missy, is that you?
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Are you in there?
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Come on love, you know me.
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I'm just going to keep coming
back until I get dealt with.
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I'm like thrush.
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C'mon, Missy, love,
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I think I've got a way
we can sort this out.
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Leave my girls out of
it, Linda. It's my debt.
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Well, it's either Missy
or a late payment fee
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plus a week's worth of interest.
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TV PLAYS SOFTLY
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I've got fish and chips here for you.
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You better get in quick before
Fatboy Slim has them all.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Hey.
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You want to know much about life...
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... John Wayne. Learn all of it off him.
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IMITATING JOHN WAYNE: There
are some things in life
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a man just can't run away from.
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HE CHUCKLES
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His favourite film's The Smurfs, Dad.
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Hey, I've got a trial
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at a new warehouse outside town.
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Proper sick pay, proper holidays,
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none of this zero hours crap any more.
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Do you reckon you'll be able
to give Candice some money
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for the christening for baby?
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Do you ever just keep your mouth shut?
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No, just cos what you said
about not running away and...
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John.
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I don't know, John what's-his-name.
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Wayne. John Wayne.
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HE CHUCKLES
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He's a Sheriff. He's a Sheriff.
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She don't know who that kid's
dad is any more than I do.
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If she wants to destroy my
lad's life as well as her own...
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... no, no, I'm not having it.
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Just stay away from her.
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Both of you, all right? Stay away.
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TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS
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Hey! How are you?
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Whoa, whoa!
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Candice!
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Sorry about...
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An uncle's better than no-one,
even if he's in his school shirt.
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My brothers said you'd brick yourself.
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Went all in now your dad's going halves.
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Want to hold him for a pic?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Are you able to take a photo?
- Yeah, of course I can.
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Aww. Smile, Jordan.
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Oi! You got the cash?
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We've got to pay White
Tony for the booze.
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I better get off, cos I'm, er...
I'm going to have to go. Probation.
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So...
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Jordan!
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30 stinking quid?
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50/50, you said!
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I thought you meant cans and crisps.
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He's not Prince George, is he?
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Come on.
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What you doing? Candice!
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Get off!
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SOMEONE BANGS ON DOOR
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Hey, man.
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- Oi! Oi!
- Two hundred quid, you clowns.
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You've got till Monday,
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or our mum'll use your
kneecaps for earrings.
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Great.
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So, now you're in debt
to those pair of thugs?
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- Dad told you to stay away!
- So don't tell him.
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What? You're just going
to sort them by yourself?
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No. You're going to help me.
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What?
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Ah, you and your crap ideas.
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Hey, how much are they worth again?
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At least 1,000!
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- This one here!
- Jordan, you muppet!
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THEY LAUGH
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Hurry up!
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All right, come on.
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Jordan, don't leave me on this!
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Whoa!
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THEY LAUGH
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You've taken away their
favourite lessons, Mandy.
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And their eyebrows, they're
bound to be a bit aggy.
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TEXT ALERT
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Well, if they don't pass their
exams, there won't be any lessons,
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- will there? There won't be any school.
- _
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_
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- _
- Don't mind me.
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It's Claire.
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She just wants to know if I
can have Zak tomorrow night.
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What, at Will's place?
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Well, it is where I live, Mandy.
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She's gonna give herself
repetitive strain.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello.
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Yeah, put him through.
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Hello.
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A what?
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Alpaca?
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Reckon he's talking to the farmer?
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He doesn't know they're stolen.
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Well, he's nodding
his head. Is that good?
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Come on, let's go.
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Come on. Hurry up!
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Come on!
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Made it, bro!
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Hey, come on. We need to go.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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Right, I'm off.
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How long's she got you in here for?
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I'm paying off a telly the size
of Blackpool, so till I'm 40?
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What about you?
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Three more weeks.
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It's bang out of order.
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She gets daughters to do it
so that pervs can leer at us.
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I'm gonna have to pee.
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What's the quickest way to services?
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HORN
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Sicko!
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Hey-ho, Missy...
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- Oh. Oh... No, no...
- What is that? Is that your wee?
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No, no, no!
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What, are you off your nut,
Missy?! That's disgusting.
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I'm so sorry.
257
00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:52,849
Right, that'll help.
258
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,569
What you doing here anyway?
259
00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:56,649
Well, you went AWOL, didn't you?
260
00:14:56,650 --> 00:15:00,009
And... have you spoken to Nas yet?
261
00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:02,889
- I've got enough on my plate with my own family.
- Like what?
262
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,929
My mum's ex left her with
more than a love bite.
263
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:06,929
I'm stuck here til his debt's paid off.
264
00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:07,969
Here.
265
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:10,409
You're way too smart to
be bunking off school.
266
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,729
I'm in the dibby class, mate,
267
00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:12,929
with all the other losers.
268
00:15:12,930 --> 00:15:14,049
Hey! Come on.
269
00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:17,689
You know you're not a loser.
270
00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:18,809
I stink of burgers.
271
00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,689
Oh, right, well try
having some real problems
272
00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:21,969
because I smell of your wee.
273
00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:24,329
Well, I think it's your wee. I mean,
274
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:28,330
I don't know, it kind of smelt like
a horse or a bear or something...
275
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,929
Right, well, I better go but, erm...
276
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,369
Thanks for the shower.
277
00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:37,370
Missy!
278
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:39,249
Did my mum tell you I'm here?
279
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,849
It doesn't matter how I know.
280
00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:43,129
You can't just bunk off
school cos you're sulking.
281
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:44,489
I'm here cos I've gotta be, miss.
282
00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:46,969
What about your GSCEs?
283
00:15:46,970 --> 00:15:48,969
I'm gonna have to work
as soon as I leave anyway,
284
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,329
so what's the point in exams?
285
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:51,849
I know you don't mean that.
286
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,209
Missy!
287
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,569
Here.
288
00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:56,729
I'm already a year behind.
289
00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:58,580
If that weren't shameful
enough, I've been taken out
290
00:15:58,585 --> 00:16:01,249
of all the lessons I actually like.
291
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,369
Look, I'm sorry, miss, but
have you seen that queue?
292
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,769
If I don't crack on, Linda'll
stick my head in the fat fryer.
293
00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:07,289
- What do you want?
- Sausage and egg,
294
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:10,889
- please, love. Two coffees, please...
- Yeah.
295
00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,289
Hey.
296
00:16:12,290 --> 00:16:16,290
Late.
297
00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:20,570
What is this, Jordan?
298
00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:26,889
BLEATING
299
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:30,890
What the... ?
300
00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:42,329
Thank you, Thank you.
301
00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,169
Razia?
302
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,449
Wait there.
303
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,169
Hayley, off you pop.
304
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:50,769
Cheers. And thank you!
305
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:54,770
Sit down, Razia.
306
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:59,930
This is the third occasion
you haven't handed in homework.
307
00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:02,969
Have you even done it? Hmm?
308
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:06,129
My head's just mashed, sir.
309
00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:10,130
I've just found out my
dad's leading a double life.
310
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:16,290
Two sets of kids, and two wives.
311
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:20,530
And two Sky contracts.
312
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:26,729
Are you still sleeping with him?
313
00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,889
Only on days ending in Y.
314
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:31,329
Usually about 200...
315
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:34,849
Don't think I can do 200.
316
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:38,809
Missy Booth is skipping school
to work on a blooming burger van.
317
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:41,809
Being pulled from Drama
has really demoralised her.
318
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,729
Well, that, or she wants
a new pair of trainers.
319
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,929
I just don't think this plan
of yours is working, Mand.
320
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:47,729
I mean, the students hate you.
321
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:49,249
And the teachers...
322
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,609
You blame them for the poor
mock exam results, and they
323
00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:52,769
hate you and all.
324
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:55,969
But I've come up with an idea.
325
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:57,689
To unite them.
326
00:17:57,690 --> 00:17:59,529
In... What, hating me?
327
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:02,089
Liking you!
328
00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:03,169
A play.
329
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,409
A proper production.
330
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,649
OK. Yes!
331
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:09,975
But the minute, the minute
I think it's interfering
332
00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:12,529
with their revision, or they
start playing up, it's off.
333
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:15,729
No arguments.
334
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:19,730
He's here.
335
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:24,849
The farmer was threatening
to go to the police.
336
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,409
An alpaca's apparently
worth nearly a grand.
337
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,569
But Jordan returned them,
so that's all taken care of.
338
00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:34,489
However, it is, er... It's
not just the theft, Mr Wilson.
339
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:37,489
Breaching his detention
order is serious.
340
00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:40,809
He what?
341
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:43,489
Basically, if Jordan does
anything like this again,
342
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,409
he will get put back into custody.
343
00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:47,609
KNOCK ON DOOR
344
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:51,610
Come in, sit down.
345
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:53,969
Right, listen, it's not all bad.
346
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:57,009
I mean, if he hadn't
been taken out of Art,
347
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,249
he would have been on track
for a really good grade.
348
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,529
Why's he been pulled out of Art?
349
00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:05,249
Erm, well, we did sent
letters out explaining...
350
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:09,009
It's the students who
underperformed in their mocks,
351
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:11,649
they're now having to concentrate
on Maths, Science, English.
352
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,769
They're core subjects, so...
353
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:15,889
You failed your exams?
354
00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,689
They were mocks.
355
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,690
And he just didn't do as well
as some of the other students
356
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:25,289
in some of the subjects.
357
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:29,290
Mr Wilson, there is so
much potential in Jordan.
358
00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:31,769
There really is. We just need
to find a way to bring it out.
359
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,209
Yeah?
360
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:38,210
Well, I can't even get him to
stop eating crisps for breakfast.
361
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:42,609
Thanks.
362
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:46,610
Oh, right.
363
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:55,650
We had... a family emergency.
364
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,729
Yeah, I can come in now.
365
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,689
All right, well, tomorrow, then.
366
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:05,690
Well, you said. You said
the job was in the bag...
367
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:11,889
OK.
368
00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:15,890
Yeah. OK, bye.
369
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,889
Sorry.
370
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:37,289
What for?
371
00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:40,089
Screwing up your exams?
372
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:44,090
Having another jumped-up berk in a
suit tell me where I'm going wrong?
373
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:48,129
We can't pay our water bill,
374
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:51,089
and you're running around after some
tart's kid, risking prison again!
375
00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:53,929
You might be able to
walk away, but I'm not.
376
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,489
Dad!
377
00:20:55,490 --> 00:20:56,729
Walk away?
378
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:59,369
Cos that's what I do, is it?!
379
00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:01,929
That job was our last chance.
380
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:04,089
And you have ruined it.
381
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,289
You can't get a job cos you're a loser.
382
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:07,329
Stop it.
383
00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:10,089
No! Do you know how much
I can't stand this place?
384
00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:13,209
The carpet that always
smells, the crap food,
385
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,769
seeing your miserable face every day,
386
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:19,009
complaining about how crap your
life is, blaming everyone else.
387
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:21,209
No wonder Mum couldn't wait to leave us.
388
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:25,210
Dad!
389
00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:31,330
GROANS
390
00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:24,049
How come you're up so early?
391
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,449
Couldn't sleep at all last night.
392
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:29,450
Thought you'd drag me
out of bed, and all?
393
00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:35,369
SHE SIGHS
394
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:37,929
This place...
395
00:22:37,930 --> 00:22:41,930
I mean, to top it off, my mum has
to live in the middle of nowhere.
396
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:47,409
What do you think of that butter?
397
00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:49,729
Erm...
398
00:22:49,730 --> 00:22:51,849
... good. Yeah, good.
399
00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:55,850
We made it... on one of her lame
mother-daughter bonding days.
400
00:22:56,210 --> 00:23:00,210
I mean, we actually went to a
farm and churned our own butter.
401
00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:03,590
She probably read it in
some parenting magazine
402
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,289
that she found at the dentist's.
403
00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:08,529
Thought it'd make up for years
of selfishness and neglect.
404
00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:12,530
SHE CHUCKLES
405
00:23:12,650 --> 00:23:16,650
- Cool.
- That's what Mum said.
406
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,129
Well, I'd best go before she sees us.
407
00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:25,130
She's like a menopausal Grinch
till she's had 14 lattes.
408
00:23:25,770 --> 00:23:29,770
Plus... she hates you.
409
00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:32,089
Sorry about the cold toast.
410
00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:36,090
It's all right, I'll see you in class.
411
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:47,250
If you ask me to cut the crusts,
I'll cut something else off!
412
00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:55,329
I worked on a doughnut van one summer.
413
00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:57,329
Put on two-stone in six weeks.
414
00:23:57,330 --> 00:24:01,209
No fear of that here. Think that's
somewhere between rat and horse.
415
00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:05,210
We are... well, no, the school,
not me, are putting on a show.
416
00:24:05,650 --> 00:24:09,529
Every-year group, full production,
music, choreography, the lot.
417
00:24:09,530 --> 00:24:12,369
You've always being
great at dance and drama,
418
00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:14,009
I thought you might want to take part?
419
00:24:14,010 --> 00:24:15,653
But I'm banned from them
classes, Miss Carter,
420
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:21,529
- what with me being thick as pig poo.
Yeah, well, we know that's not true.
421
00:24:21,530 --> 00:24:24,049
- What play is it?
- It's not yet decided.
422
00:24:24,050 --> 00:24:27,689
But you would have to
maintain 100% attendance.
423
00:24:27,690 --> 00:24:29,489
Lead role?
424
00:24:29,490 --> 00:24:33,209
- Well, what if it's Joseph?
- It's the 21st century, Miss Carter.
425
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:37,210
? My amazing coat of many colours! ?
426
00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:40,809
I think we'll need a bigger bucket!
427
00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:43,089
Shannon? I thought you'd got...
428
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:45,729
Yeah, scabies... yeah.
429
00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:49,730
Right, I'll see you both in the morning.
430
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:52,529
All right, Linda!
431
00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:55,249
Just so you know, I won't be
working school hours no more.
432
00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:56,929
But your mum still owes...
433
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,209
I'll do it weekends and after school.
434
00:24:59,210 --> 00:25:02,249
Yeah, and Britney Spears will
be drawing a pension by the time
435
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,009
- you've paid that telly off.
- It'll get paid sooner than you think,
436
00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:08,569
cos I'll ace my exams, then
get an actual decent job, Linda.
437
00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:12,570
Not like you, draining the life
out of desperate skint folk!
438
00:25:14,810 --> 00:25:18,810
- There you go.
- Whatever.
439
00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:28,009
Oh, they're stale! Well,
too stale to feed the kids.
440
00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:30,329
They're perfectly OK to be eaten.
441
00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:31,809
Can I... ?
442
00:25:31,810 --> 00:25:33,929
Could... we...
443
00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:36,569
... talk... can I just... ?
444
00:25:36,570 --> 00:25:39,089
(HE LAUGHS) Can I talk
to you about Razia?
445
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:41,089
- What's she done now?
- Nothing!
446
00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:44,689
Well... nothing, no
homework for ten days now.
447
00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:47,889
And then, she concocted
some outlandish excuse.
448
00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:49,249
(SHE LAUGHS) Outlandish?
449
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:53,250
Well, yeah, how your husband splits
his time between you guys and...
450
00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:55,529
... and his other family in Bradford?
451
00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:56,569
HE LAUGHS
452
00:25:56,570 --> 00:25:59,529
How each one have got pregnant
behind the other one's back?
453
00:25:59,530 --> 00:26:02,009
And how he lies that he's
in Pakistan on business,
454
00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:05,649
but he's actually a few miles
away watching the chase with...
455
00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:09,650
... the Parachas Mark II?
456
00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:13,529
It's true?
457
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:17,530
Who knows? The man lies
like the Tony Blair.
458
00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:20,009
I'm so sorry!
459
00:26:20,010 --> 00:26:21,889
Do you want the bloody muffin or not?
460
00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:25,890
Yeah, I'll take the... muffin.
461
00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:38,290
INDISTINCT CHATTER
462
00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:45,010
CHATTER CONTINUES
463
00:26:46,530 --> 00:26:50,530
CHATTER DROWNS OUT
464
00:26:58,130 --> 00:26:59,169
LAUGHTER
465
00:26:59,170 --> 00:27:01,769
ALL: Ohh!
466
00:27:01,770 --> 00:27:04,849
Hey, Wilson, what's going on?
467
00:27:04,850 --> 00:27:07,249
You can't leave till
you've had a shower.
468
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,129
Shower, now!
469
00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:10,649
- Make me.
- Hey! Come on, Jordan.
470
00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:11,969
Get off me!
471
00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:13,889
Touch me again!
472
00:27:13,890 --> 00:27:15,369
Jordan... Jordan!
473
00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:17,969
Jordan, Jordan! Stop it!
474
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,970
Stop it! Calm down,
calm down, calm down...
475
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:26,169
To the office, all
right? Just calm yourself.
476
00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:30,170
To the office, to the office.
477
00:27:33,410 --> 00:27:37,410
Mr Mohammed?
478
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:40,809
Cheers, thank you.
479
00:27:40,810 --> 00:27:42,169
Not you, and all?
480
00:27:42,170 --> 00:27:44,649
You know, I've just dragged
your kid off of Mr Simpson.
481
00:27:44,650 --> 00:27:47,409
He's refused to get
in the shower after PE.
482
00:27:47,410 --> 00:27:51,410
- Sir, just go easy on him, yeah?
- Cory, go easy on him? Are you mad?!
483
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:55,369
He's just nearly throttled a
teacher! I mean... what is going on?
484
00:27:55,370 --> 00:27:57,849
If your dad weren't raging
yesterday, he's going to be now!
485
00:27:57,850 --> 00:27:59,849
You don't think he
were mad enough, do you?
486
00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:02,529
What?
487
00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:06,209
Cos he were.
488
00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:10,210
He was so mad, he...
489
00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:13,289
... gave our Jordan a proper kicking.
490
00:28:13,290 --> 00:28:17,290
Why else do you think he
wouldn't get in the shower?
491
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:22,330
Cory? Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory...
492
00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:26,049
Your dad...
493
00:28:26,050 --> 00:28:30,050
... has he done this before?
494
00:28:31,130 --> 00:28:34,289
If you don't talk to me...
495
00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:38,290
... I can't help you, so...
496
00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:43,289
I didn't...
497
00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:47,290
I didn't do anything.
498
00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:51,930
I just stood there...
499
00:28:52,850 --> 00:28:55,449
... and watched him do it.
500
00:28:55,450 --> 00:28:59,450
You think you can handle this,
but you... you can't, you know?
501
00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:04,730
You've got to let me help you.
502
00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:09,769
It's never usually that bad.
503
00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:13,770
But that... that one,
that was the worst.
504
00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:17,689
It's usually just...
505
00:29:17,690 --> 00:29:21,690
... a few thumps and that, but...
506
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,849
(VOICE CRACKING) I'm sorry...
507
00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:29,369
- Come here. Come here, come here.
- I'm sorry...
508
00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:32,209
HE SOBS
509
00:29:32,210 --> 00:29:35,369
(SOBBING) I don't want to hurt him.
510
00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:37,729
- I don't know what to do any more, sir!
- It's all right.
511
00:29:37,730 --> 00:29:40,929
Please help... please, I
don't know what to do any more!
512
00:29:40,930 --> 00:29:43,689
- Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory...
- Please!
513
00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:47,009
- Cory, Cory, Cory...
- Please help! Help me!
514
00:29:47,010 --> 00:29:48,049
Calm down now...
515
00:29:48,050 --> 00:29:50,489
- CORY SOBS
- Cory, Cory, Cory... Cory!
516
00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:53,489
Cory!
517
00:29:53,490 --> 00:29:55,300
There you go, don't wear it tomorrow.
518
00:29:55,301 --> 00:29:57,170
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
519
00:29:57,170 --> 00:30:01,170
Jordan's dad... has
battered him into next week.
520
00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:05,210
What? Did Jordan tell you that?
521
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:09,250
I dragged him into the
office, didn't even ask.
522
00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:17,009
She has got to be kidding.
523
00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:20,329
Hey!
524
00:30:20,330 --> 00:30:23,649
Hello. Hello, buddy! How we doing?
525
00:30:23,650 --> 00:30:25,809
Hey, what you doing here?
526
00:30:25,810 --> 00:30:27,369
What... what are you doing here?
527
00:30:27,370 --> 00:30:30,849
I mean, I thought we said that I
was going to get him from yours?
528
00:30:30,850 --> 00:30:33,369
Yeah, my friend's got to get
back for their sitter at eight,
529
00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:36,209
so we thought we'd go out earlier.
Drop him back at eight-ish?
530
00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:38,649
I've got some lagers
in, if you fancy staying.
531
00:30:38,650 --> 00:30:41,209
I thought we agreed you
weren't going to come here?
532
00:30:41,210 --> 00:30:44,529
Well... that was when you
guys, were together, so...
533
00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:48,530
- I'll see you later, Steve.
- Yeah, see you later.
534
00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:52,649
I'm here for the governors meeting.
535
00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,649
About next year's budget.
536
00:30:54,650 --> 00:30:56,649
- What?
- Didn't they e-mail you?
537
00:30:56,650 --> 00:31:00,649
No... no, and I'm busy tonight! I'm...
538
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,369
So I can see.
539
00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:05,649
Hey, Mr Bell. He's the spit of you.
540
00:31:05,650 --> 00:31:07,369
- BOY CRIES
- Come on, buddy, come on!
541
00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:09,089
Let's get you out of school, eh?
542
00:31:09,090 --> 00:31:12,849
Come on.
543
00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:14,689
Aww!
544
00:31:14,690 --> 00:31:17,649
I think that's fantastic, how
you're all working together
545
00:31:17,650 --> 00:31:20,289
like reasonable adults,
for the sake of the baby.
546
00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:22,169
She's not a reasonable adult!
547
00:31:22,170 --> 00:31:26,170
She's a... she's a sly,
home-wrecking... netball teacher!
548
00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:33,889
What do you want?!
549
00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:36,969
Hang on, you little rat! Right, go on!
550
00:31:36,970 --> 00:31:39,249
Babes... I'm really sorry!
551
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,889
- You got our telly?
- And our hairdryer?!
552
00:31:41,890 --> 00:31:44,329
OK, he's already sold them, but...
553
00:31:44,330 --> 00:31:48,289
... he's going to pay his
debt himself, aren't you?
554
00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:52,290
You're moving back in?
555
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:59,250
If you'll have me?
556
00:32:00,290 --> 00:32:04,089
- Right, and... ?
- And I'll give every penny I make...
557
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,809
Scrounge!
558
00:32:06,810 --> 00:32:09,249
... to loan shark Linda.
559
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:12,369
Right, so you can get
off that stupid van?
560
00:32:12,370 --> 00:32:15,169
I only did it for me mum.
561
00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:16,609
She needed a new tumbler.
562
00:32:16,610 --> 00:32:19,049
No way! Out, out! Whoa!
563
00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:21,729
- We don't need him, or you! None of you!
- Me?
564
00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:24,126
You think I'd fall at your feet
for dragging this lowlife back here?
565
00:32:24,127 --> 00:32:25,900
- Get out!
- You ungrateful cow!
566
00:32:25,901 --> 00:32:27,609
Don't you speak to her like that!
567
00:32:27,610 --> 00:32:30,009
But I was trying to say thank
you for helping with Nas...
568
00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:32,209
- But Missy, I love him!
- How many times, Mum?!
569
00:32:32,210 --> 00:32:36,210
We're fine on our own!
570
00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,209
I'll be quick.
571
00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:55,729
Come between me and Steve
again, and I will finish you.
572
00:32:55,730 --> 00:32:58,049
The agreement is that he's
allowed to see his son,
573
00:32:58,050 --> 00:33:01,129
- as long as I don't have to see you!
- So, you're back together?
574
00:33:01,130 --> 00:33:03,649
- Funny, he never mentioned it.
- Cos it's none of your business.
575
00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,569
To be fair, I thought
you'd be in your office.
576
00:33:05,570 --> 00:33:07,729
Steve always said you're
more into work than him.
577
00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:10,369
What, that gave you a free pass to
have sex with my husband, did it?
578
00:33:10,370 --> 00:33:12,449
What makes you think it's
not the other way around?
579
00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:16,450
Maybe Steve's the one chasing me?
580
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:21,370
Recognise this?
581
00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:22,729
Poor Steve.
582
00:33:22,730 --> 00:33:25,129
Look, if he has taken you
back, I'll give it till summer.
583
00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:28,089
- Once the trust's gone...
- Stop with the texts, and stick to the plan!
584
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,995
That way, your son's
happy, Steve's happy,
585
00:33:29,996 --> 00:33:32,090
and I don't get done for ABH.
586
00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:37,050
Nice shoes.
587
00:33:51,890 --> 00:33:55,890
This one of yours?
588
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:03,370
Hey look, Jordan...
589
00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:05,929
I'm sorry about what happened to you.
590
00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:09,449
You'd do same thing, if
someone spoke to you like that.
591
00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:11,969
I wouldn't... not my kid.
592
00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:15,970
You don't even know your kid.
593
00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:26,769
You know...
594
00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:30,770
... you always were
Mum's favourite, you...
595
00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:34,729
You know that, don't you?
596
00:34:34,730 --> 00:34:36,609
Maybe that's why he hates me.
597
00:34:36,610 --> 00:34:37,649
HE SCOFFS
598
00:34:37,650 --> 00:34:41,650
He doesn't hate you, Jordan.
599
00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:51,370
I'm going to stay out of
his way, anyway... it's fine.
600
00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:56,570
What, in your own house?
601
00:34:57,570 --> 00:35:00,929
Look, maybe some of this is my fault.
602
00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:04,930
- But we need to do something about it.
- What's there to do about it?
603
00:35:07,410 --> 00:35:11,169
Mr Bell.
604
00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:15,170
You trust him, don't you?
605
00:35:16,410 --> 00:35:19,449
HE SNIFFLES
606
00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:21,729
He said he'd support us.
607
00:35:21,730 --> 00:35:24,929
How?
608
00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:26,569
We need to tell someone, yeah?
609
00:35:26,570 --> 00:35:29,169
Tell the police something.
This has got to stop, yeah?
610
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:32,769
CAR HORN HONKS
611
00:35:32,770 --> 00:35:34,809
Jordan.
612
00:35:34,810 --> 00:35:38,409
Jordan?
613
00:35:38,410 --> 00:35:42,410
CAR HORN HONKS
614
00:35:44,090 --> 00:35:45,969
MUSIC: Local by Blazer Boccle
615
00:35:45,970 --> 00:35:49,369
? Cos yeah, it's grim up north, ?
? Bear big gold rings up north ?
616
00:35:49,370 --> 00:35:52,609
? Bear things that cling up north, ?
? Big barrels that spin up north ?
617
00:35:52,610 --> 00:35:54,329
? S'all right, let me just talk, ?
618
00:35:54,330 --> 00:35:58,330
? And tell you lot
it's grim up north... ?
619
00:36:07,530 --> 00:36:10,049
Yeah... all right.
620
00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:12,129
? I swear I'm, I swear I'm... ?
621
00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:15,969
? Yo, I'm here, I'm local ?
622
00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:18,569
? I'm here, I'm local ?
623
00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:22,570
? And if you don't like
me, please be vocal ?
624
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:25,929
? Just give me a shout,
cos I'll be about ?
625
00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:29,689
? Come meet me now, I'm local ?
626
00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:31,809
? I'm here, I'm local ?
627
00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:35,689
? Yeah, I swear I'm there,
I'm here, I'm local ?
628
00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:43,910
Jordan?
629
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,029
I'm sorry!
630
00:36:56,030 --> 00:36:58,029
I'm sorry, and...
631
00:36:58,030 --> 00:36:59,549
Steve, I'm...
632
00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:03,229
SHE SIGHS
633
00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:05,589
And I'm embarrassed!
634
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,109
Steve, everyone's on my case.
635
00:37:07,110 --> 00:37:09,949
Sadiq, the governors, Emma!
636
00:37:09,950 --> 00:37:12,869
I went in too hard on the kids.
I mean, you saw it, one of them
637
00:37:12,870 --> 00:37:15,309
tried to have my eye out with a satsuma.
638
00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:18,069
Yeah, well, you could
look after yourself, Mandy.
639
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:21,709
- Yeah, but I miss you doing it.
- Oh! So, that's it?
640
00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:23,905
You're on the ropes, you
just miss your cornerman
641
00:37:23,906 --> 00:37:26,989
- pushing you back in the ring?
- No! No!
642
00:37:26,990 --> 00:37:30,990
I miss you.
643
00:37:36,470 --> 00:37:40,149
You read these texts I
sent back to Claire, yeah?
644
00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:42,149
- Oh, yes.
- Yeah, yeah.
645
00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:44,869
So, you know... I am
not interested in her?
646
00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:46,949
But you share a child!
647
00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:49,269
I mean, you share an actual person!
648
00:37:49,270 --> 00:37:53,270
It's not like an en-suite or
a car, is it? It's a child!
649
00:37:54,470 --> 00:37:58,069
So, I got paranoid! I did, and
I just... so I went down there...
650
00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:00,749
You got paranoid, you went down
there and you warned her off...
651
00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:03,589
It's not funny. Steve, honestly,
it's not, it's embarrassing.
652
00:38:03,590 --> 00:38:06,709
Mandy, all she ever talks about
is working tax credits and...
653
00:38:06,710 --> 00:38:10,229
... netball bibs. You are...
654
00:38:10,230 --> 00:38:13,789
You're a legend.
655
00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:17,790
And you know what? I quite
like it when you get jealous.
656
00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:21,789
I do.
657
00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:25,709
Makes me think that you
might... still want me.
658
00:38:25,710 --> 00:38:29,710
Well... SHE LAUGHS
659
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:46,949
Will you move back in?
660
00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:49,269
- Take it a day at a time.
- Yeah.
661
00:38:49,270 --> 00:38:53,270
Razia, perfect! Just
Miss Paracha, please.
662
00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:57,749
Could you... collect the
jars from the cabinet,
663
00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:01,750
and place them one for
each pair, please? Right.
664
00:39:02,350 --> 00:39:06,350
CHAIRS SCRAPE AGAINST FLOOR
665
00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:10,790
Thank you!
666
00:39:11,190 --> 00:39:15,190
Help your friend, Hayley.
667
00:39:23,710 --> 00:39:26,469
What? No-one's ever
bought you flowers before?
668
00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:30,470
Huh?
669
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,789
No. It's like Morrisons
Flower Market in my home.
670
00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:36,789
Why you think all my
kids have hay fever?
671
00:39:36,790 --> 00:39:38,029
HE LAUGHS
672
00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:40,549
Listen... I think we've
got a problem with Razia,
673
00:39:40,550 --> 00:39:42,909
beyond the... family situation.
674
00:39:42,910 --> 00:39:46,269
I think she might need
extra educational support.
675
00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:48,469
What are you talking about?
676
00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:51,469
Have you heard of Dyspraxia?
677
00:39:51,470 --> 00:39:53,149
It's a...
678
00:39:53,150 --> 00:39:57,150
It's a glitch between the
thought and the action.
679
00:39:57,310 --> 00:40:01,310
It can cause scatterbrain, you
know, forgetting her homework...
680
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:05,149
Her poor co-ordination, her clumsiness.
681
00:40:05,150 --> 00:40:07,029
She fell off her chair today.
682
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:10,149
- She's always been a bit daft.
- Yeah, but...
683
00:40:10,150 --> 00:40:13,549
- ... she can't walk in a straight line.
- She can!
684
00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:15,349
It's very easy to miss!
685
00:40:15,350 --> 00:40:18,549
You saying my daughter has special
needs, and I don't bloody notice it?
686
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,829
No, of course not! No, don't...
687
00:40:20,830 --> 00:40:22,869
- Please, don't blame yourself.
- BELL RINGS
688
00:40:22,870 --> 00:40:25,429
I've performed some ad hoc tests
of my own, and I think she needs
689
00:40:25,430 --> 00:40:26,869
to be assessed by a professional.
690
00:40:26,870 --> 00:40:30,069
She's not a bloody monkey, she's my
daughter! And if she has a problem,
691
00:40:30,070 --> 00:40:33,029
I'm going to it sort! I don't
need you in my family business!
692
00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:37,030
- I'm...
- And take these, as well!
693
00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:44,990
Hayley, get off me!
694
00:40:48,390 --> 00:40:51,509
INDISTINCT CHATTERING
695
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:54,229
- Takes a queen to know a queen!
- THEY LAUGH
696
00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:56,749
I'm sure your name and
number's on the toilet wall!
697
00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:58,749
How come, when you're still in nappies?
698
00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:00,229
ALL: Wahh!
699
00:41:00,230 --> 00:41:04,230
CHATTER DROWNS OUT
700
00:41:39,190 --> 00:41:42,869
OK, everyone, exercise books
out! And opened, please!
701
00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:46,870
And write down what you
think "subliminally" means...
702
00:41:46,910 --> 00:41:50,910
So, it's Miss Carter, me, Mr
Qureshi, it's nothing too formal.
703
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:57,229
Yeah... she's going to ask
you exactly what happened...
704
00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:59,949
- BELL RINGS
- ... just to have it in writing.
705
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:03,429
And she might ask you a few
more questions, but you...
706
00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:05,389
... can stop at any time, you know?
707
00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:09,189
You and Cory, you can leave
everything else up to us.
708
00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:13,190
Listen, kid... I'm not a total
idiot, I do know how hard this is.
709
00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:18,310
OK?
710
00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:28,949
That's all any of us care about,
social services, the police,
711
00:42:28,950 --> 00:42:31,549
We just want to make sure
that this never happens again.
712
00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:35,269
All right? You ready?
713
00:42:35,270 --> 00:42:37,549
No... I'm not doing this.
714
00:42:37,550 --> 00:42:39,469
Hey, listen! We do this, together!
715
00:42:39,470 --> 00:42:42,269
Jordan, listen, your dad
needs to know that this is
716
00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:44,469
- not acceptable behaviour...
- It were Cory!
717
00:42:44,470 --> 00:42:45,557
He did it, he beat me up.
718
00:42:45,558 --> 00:42:47,190
- He's lying.
- No. No way, Jordan.
719
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,909
No, Jordan! Jordan!
720
00:42:48,910 --> 00:42:52,309
- Steve, mate, you can't force him.
- The kid's lying, he's terrified!
721
00:42:52,310 --> 00:42:55,149
We can't barge into their house and
start laying down the law, can we?
722
00:42:55,150 --> 00:42:56,389
No, it's got to come from him.
723
00:42:56,390 --> 00:42:58,709
Until they make a complaint,
there's nothing we can do.
724
00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:01,309
- We just have to watch and wait.
- Yeah, and we just stand by,
725
00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:05,310
let them go back there.
726
00:43:09,350 --> 00:43:13,350
Sorry, guys, sorry. Hey, Missy,
can you come out? Come out!
727
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:22,189
- Burger?
- Yes, please.
728
00:43:22,190 --> 00:43:24,269
For here?
729
00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:28,270
SHE LAUGHS
730
00:43:28,750 --> 00:43:32,349
SHE LAUGHS
731
00:43:32,350 --> 00:43:34,749
You got this for me?
732
00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:38,750
- Like, for forever, not just today?
- If that's what you want.
733
00:43:40,510 --> 00:43:43,469
Why? I kicked you out me house.
734
00:43:43,470 --> 00:43:44,940
(HE LAUGHS) Oh, erm...
735
00:43:45,341 --> 00:43:47,600
_
736
00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:51,909
Did I say that right? (HE LAUGHS)
737
00:43:51,910 --> 00:43:55,910
And... you're way too classy
to be weeing in a bucket.
738
00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:16,189
I am 17.
739
00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:19,109
What do you want, vodka and Coke?
740
00:44:19,110 --> 00:44:22,789
THEY GIGGLE
741
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:24,469
SHE SIGHS
742
00:44:24,470 --> 00:44:26,829
How are you feeling?
743
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:30,269
Hmm?
744
00:44:30,270 --> 00:44:33,709
No matter what happens
out there, us four...
745
00:44:33,710 --> 00:44:37,710
- And Nanna!
- ... us five, we are unbreakable.
746
00:44:38,310 --> 00:44:40,535
- Not like Mrs Ferreira's window.
- That wasn't me!
747
00:44:40,536 --> 00:44:41,896
She saw you!
748
00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:47,829
SHE SIGHS
749
00:44:47,830 --> 00:44:50,989
I should have spoken to you before.
750
00:44:50,990 --> 00:44:53,389
You've all had a shock.
751
00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:57,269
But your father will
always be your father.
752
00:44:57,270 --> 00:45:01,670
That's why, if you want to
see him, you see him. Hmm?
753
00:45:03,230 --> 00:45:04,989
OK.
754
00:45:04,990 --> 00:45:08,990
- And what about you?
- Me and him over, finished forever, that's...
755
00:45:10,310 --> 00:45:14,189
But if you want to see
the other children...
756
00:45:14,190 --> 00:45:16,909
- ... you can.
- Really?
757
00:45:16,910 --> 00:45:19,349
But Nas said she wouldn't spit
on Aaron if he was on fire.
758
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:21,309
No, I said he's the
same as any stranger.
759
00:45:21,310 --> 00:45:23,829
Nobody is spitting on any strangers, OK?
760
00:45:23,830 --> 00:45:25,180
Any brother's better than this one.
761
00:45:25,181 --> 00:45:26,710
- Shut up!
- Aaron's not our brother!
762
00:45:26,710 --> 00:45:29,909
Listen! My kids are bloody brilliant.
763
00:45:29,910 --> 00:45:32,829
No wonder he wants to get to know you!
764
00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:36,830
Mum, but we don't
care about them, do we?
765
00:45:37,630 --> 00:45:41,229
But in the future, if you've
got anything on your mind
766
00:45:41,230 --> 00:45:45,230
you want to talk about, you
talk to me, OK? About anything.
767
00:45:46,270 --> 00:45:48,669
- About anything?
- That's what I just said.
768
00:45:48,670 --> 00:45:50,709
SHE LAUGHS
769
00:45:50,710 --> 00:45:53,029
OK, well... YouTube has called,
770
00:45:53,030 --> 00:45:55,549
and it wants its
Pakistani life coach back!
771
00:45:55,550 --> 00:45:59,389
(SHE LAUGHS) And I
have got homework to do.
772
00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:03,390
Me, too.
773
00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:07,669
Mr Hyatt reckons I've got special needs.
774
00:46:07,670 --> 00:46:09,909
You leave that bloody Mr Hyatt to me!
775
00:46:09,910 --> 00:46:13,910
SHE SCOFFS
776
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,400
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