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I can't believe I got assigned baseball
as my activity at my school's Field Day.
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Those are the breaks, man.
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I mean, were we hoping for soccer
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where you could hide on defense? Sure.
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Or basketball, where you could
avoid ball contact? Absolutely.
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But the gods gave us baseball, so...
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But I'm terrible at baseball.
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Well, we have 48 hours to get
less terrible, so here we go.
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First things first,
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we got to look like a ballplayer.
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So what I want you to do is,
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grab your junk and spit.
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- [Spits]
- My what?
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Maybe just... Just spit. Do the spit part.
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[Coughs, spits weakly]
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That was the worst spit I've ever seen.
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You got dribble.
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Maybe get the... oh, you got a hankie.
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All right, let's set up a home plate here.
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So here is home plate.
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All right, batter up.
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Okay, I'm gonna pitch you the ball.
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Lean into it. Here we go.
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All right, that wasn't that bad.
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Oh, that actually was bad.
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So do you think my teammates
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will limit their disappointment
to just verbal beratement,
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or am I facing an actual beatdown here?
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Be honest.
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It's the uncertainty that's hard for me.
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Big news.
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Guess who's coming for
a visit from Antarctica.
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- [Squeals]
- His plane landed.
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He's gonna be here any second.
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[Squeals]
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And he's gonna stay for three days.
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Three whole days.
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[Squeals]
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Okay, stop that noise, please.
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- Use your words.
- Words? I have no words.
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All I have is... [Squealing, laughing]
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[Car horn honks]
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[Squealing]
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All right, everybody settle down.
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Who do you know from Antarctica?
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- Daddy!
- Oh, my God.
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Isn't he just like Sean Connery?
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Here we go.
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[Brett Dennen's Comeback
Kid (That's my dog)]
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well, maybe it's the common curse
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maybe things get bad
before they get worse
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I don't want to become someone
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who can't live up to
what I already done, don't
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here comes a comeback
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the kid is back, is back on track
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and there goes my hero
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he's the underdog, he's
coming out on top, and
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[cheers and applause]
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Oh, I am so excited you're here, dad.
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Did you bring me presents?
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What? Did I bring you presents?
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Of course I brought you presents.
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[Laughs] How exciting.
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Looks like someone
forgot to do a nut check.
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Oh, God. Yeah, oh.
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Marcus's dad obviously forgot
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that peanuts will kill him.
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[Gasps] Right.
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These were obviously meant
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as a toy, darling.
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Look, maracas.
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Arriba!
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If that breaks even a tiny little bit,
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don't think about it, just run.
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- Hmm.
- Okay?
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Hi.
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Neighbor.
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Ah. Father.
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- Will.
- [Squeals]
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The two most important men of my life
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are meeting each other!
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- [Laughs]
- Charmed.
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Or, as a penguin would say,
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"kee kee kee kee kee kee, honk!"
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[Laughter]
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I'm joking.
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If we were really meeting as penguins,
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you would bow and quiver before me.
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[Chuckles] You first, man.
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Marcus's dad is a penguin researcher
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in Antarctica,
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which, as you can imagine,
is quite glamorous.
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- Quite.
- Yeah, no.
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I can't even imagine that.
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Well, I brought
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a PowerPoint presentation for you.
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Will, you have to come over later.
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It will literally rock your world.
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Oh, man, would I love to do that,
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but I'm gonna stay at
home and never see that.
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[Dryer whirring]
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Girl. [Laughs]
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[Rapid knocking on door]
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[Tv show continues indistinctly]
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- I need your help.
- What is on your ear?
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Oh, Hugh's demonstrating
how he tracked penguins.
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He and Marcus are looking for a mate,
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and I'm the eligible female.
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It is mind-boggling to me
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what you will do for your kid.
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Marcus so badly wants to
connect with his father
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and, you know, with Hugh
it's all about penguins.
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Why don't you just say something to him?
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Can you please just come
to the penguin presentation
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and just steer the conversation?
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No can do. There's a small chance
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that Sam may get out of work early today,
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and if she does, we're gonna finally
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consummate our relationship,
you know, sexually, so...
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Oh. Excellent, excellent.
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Great, great, great.
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Well, do you think you
could reschedule the sex?
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You know, for Marcus?
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Are you seriously asking me
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to choose a penguin PowerPoint presentation
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over sex with a beautiful woman?
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What is wrong with you?
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I mean, to help a wonderful boy
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connect with his father, who he barely sees
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twice a year if he's lucky.
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[Sighs] Okay, fine.
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I'm gonna tell you something, all right?
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If there's even a small
faint hint of a whiff
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that Sam is getting
off early, I am so gone.
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Okay, thank you.
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And if it's not pushing it too far,
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would it be an inconvenience
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for Hugh to stay with
you over at your place?
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- Too far!
- What is wrong with you?
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Okay, okay, okay. Listen.
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I can't be alone with him.
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If we are left alone in the same space,
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I succumb to such intense carnal desire.
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[Gagging] Oh, God!
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- No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- I just ate.
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It's very confusing for Marcus.
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And get this, a penguin
can expel their waste
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up to 40 centimeters from the nest.
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That's like you and me
shooting our poop for 5 feet.
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- [Laughs]
- Cool.
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[Gasps]
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There she is. The female.
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Oh, Hugh.
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I will make you mine, female.
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[Grunting, shivering]
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- May I?
- You may.
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[Grunting, shivering]
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[Moans]
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Wow.
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Finally we're a normal family again.
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[Shivering]
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[Gasps] There's Lewis and the
other members of his rookery
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just gazing upon the Antarctic tundra.
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Oh, I just love that.
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Sometimes I just like to stand with him
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and try to imagine what he's thinking.
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You know, I bet he's just happy
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to be there with you, dad.
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Actually, penguins are incapable
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of developing emotional
attachment to humans.
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Next slide, Fifi.
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Aw!
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Now, this is Winchell. Winchell.
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Now, notice his pallor.
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He's what we call a leucistic penguin,
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which is kind of a polite way of saying
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he's a freak show, he's a social misfit.
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He's an outcast.
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Now, can you feel the anger
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the other penguins have towards him?
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He will eventually be driven
from the colony and eaten.
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- Eaten?
- That's nature, Marcus.
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Next slide, Fifi.
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Oh.
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What's this?
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I wonder how that got in there.
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Well, anyway, it's me,
practicing for Field Day,
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which is on Earth Day.
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I got assigned baseball,
but I kind of suck.
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He's a little nervous about it,
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but he just needs some practice.
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Hugh, maybe you could help
Marcus with his baseball.
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Fifi, you know sports aren't my forte.
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Next slide, Fifi.
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Hmm, why do you want me to sleep here?
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It's the firmest sleep
surface in both of our places,
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which is best for your sciatica.
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All right, bathroom's upstairs,
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and extra blankets are up there too.
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I don't need any blankets.
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I'm a hot sleeper.
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You always have been.
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[Moans]
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[Groaning]
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- Good night, all.
- Mm-hmm.
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Good night.
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Kee kee kee kee kee kee kee kee.
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All right, dude, well...
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Oh, my God!
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Dude!
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I like to sleep as the penguins do.
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Just keep your beak off
my leather, all right, man?
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- Nose or penis?
- [Groans]
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[Sighs]
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[Groans]
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a man's man
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some say that's what I am
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but it don't feel that way
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and I still do what I can
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I try
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I've tried
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I'm still trying to make you see
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[sighs]
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- That is nice.
- [Grunts]
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if you can forget about him
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you can forget about me
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[murmurs]
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[Knocking at door]
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Um, do you want to get that or...
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[Murmurs]
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- [Screams]
- [Yelps]
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What the hell are you doing, man?
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- What?
- Dude!
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This is not cool, dude!
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- Not cool!
- Why?
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- Uncool!
- What?
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[Knocking continues]
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Will.
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Hey, I didn't know you were coming.
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The most amazing thing
happened in the E.R. today.
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Cardiac arrest patient
comes in dead on arrival.
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I mean, this guy is gone.
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So I grab the defib
paddles, zap him, and boom.
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- Heartbeat. Back from the dead.
- Wow, that's amazing.
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I know, it was so incredible.
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And, you know, the entire time,
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the only thing I could think was,
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"I can't wait to tell Will."
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- I... oh.
- [Both moaning]
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Look...
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I know my schedule is crazy
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and you're doing the whole gentleman thing
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wanting the timing to be right for us to...
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- You know.
- Mm-hmm.
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But I'm on such a high right now.
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I mean, the guy was dead.
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You reanimated someone.
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I mean, that's incredibly sexy.
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What I'm saying is,
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I know the moment hasn't been perfect.
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But, um, maybe we could
make the moment perfect.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Mm? Mmm.
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[Quirky music]
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Ah.
266
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Hello.
267
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Oh, hello.
268
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Will, something in your
bed is giving me a rash.
269
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I'm sorry, you're who?
270
00:09:32,994 --> 00:09:35,864
Oh, no, no, no no, no. Not who. Hugh.
271
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Oh, I love that joke.
272
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I Marcus's father.
273
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And it is just a charm to meet you.
274
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This is Hugh.
275
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Hugh is the... he's rooming with me
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just a couple days.
277
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- It's...
- Oh.
278
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
279
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Hey, Will, even though
your bed gives me a rash,
280
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it's better for my back,
281
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so do you think you guys
could do the deed down here?
282
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I apologize if the couch is damp.
283
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- I get very sweaty.
- [Clears throat]
284
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Yeah, you know, I'm... I'm gonna go.
285
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- I... I... yeah.
- Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
286
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Yeah.
287
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Oh, it was lovely meeting you.
288
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Oh, it was lovely meeting you.
289
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You are gorgeous.
290
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- I... I...
- [Sighs]
291
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Mm.
292
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Oh, why'd she leave?
293
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All right, dude. Listen to me, okay?
294
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Your pants stay on your body.
Your body stays on the couch.
295
00:10:21,176 --> 00:10:22,576
- You got that?
- You're upset.
296
00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:23,844
I am a little upset.
297
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We need an open dialogue.
298
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You need to let it out.
299
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- You want an open dialogue?
- I do.
300
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Let's talk about Marcus.
301
00:10:28,216 --> 00:10:29,617
There's nothing that kid wants more
302
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than to spend some quality
time with you, okay?
303
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Time with his dad.
304
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Time that doesn't involve
speaking in penguin.
305
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So if you want to make him happy,
306
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help him get ready for Field Day.
307
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It's the most important
thing in his life right now.
308
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- Good morning, Will.
- [Yawns]
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I'm just helping my dad soak up
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some medically necessary sunshine.
311
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So here we are, spending
quality time together.
312
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Yes!
313
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Shouldn't you guys be practicing?
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You know, for Field Day?
315
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I know you're worried about my
son getting humiliated, Will,
316
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but I told him not to worry.
317
00:11:04,186 --> 00:11:06,153
You know what, dad told
me there's no embarrassment
318
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in failing at something as
meaningless as a ball sport.
319
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- Right, dad?
- Yep.
320
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
321
00:11:12,094 --> 00:11:13,527
- Hold on.
- I mean, come on.
322
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The real measure of a man
can't be determined by his
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[drawling] athletic ability.
324
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- What?
- Oh, my.
325
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No shirt.
326
00:11:20,669 --> 00:11:22,603
Can I speak to you please?
327
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Fifi.
328
00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:25,773
We have a serious situation outside.
329
00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:28,042
He just told Marcus that
ball sports don't matter.
330
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Yeah, I know, but they're talking,
331
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which is far more important.
332
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Field Day is tomorrow.
333
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He needs to learn some basic ball skills.
334
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Will, out there is a boy so
eager to connect with his dad
335
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that he's willing to actually
sit in direct sunlight.
336
00:11:40,822 --> 00:11:42,857
All right, well, he shouldn't
have to sit in direct sunlight,
337
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nor should he have to play playtime
338
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with a bag of airline peanuts.
339
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It's fine. Don't worry.
340
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Honestly, it's fine.
341
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Okay, well, you can choose to ignore it,
342
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but I'm not gonna pretend
like it's not total crap
343
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that Marcus's father
doesn't know his kid at all.
344
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Will, you don't understand this situation
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because you're not a parent.
346
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Yeah, all right.
347
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I don't understand the situation.
348
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If you want Marcus's
relationship with his dad
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to improve at all,
350
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you got to say something.
351
00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:12,720
But what do I know? I'm not a parent.
352
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:24,332
Oh, Hugh, he's out there
playing baseball by himself.
353
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Invited him to watch this penguin feed
354
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and he had no interest.
355
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He's not interested in penguins.
356
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He's nervous about his Field Day.
357
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Why are you being so difficult?
358
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You're never like this.
359
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This is because of Will, isn't it?
360
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I don't understand how
you can take no interest
361
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in your son's life.
362
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[Scoffing] No interest?
363
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My sacrifice was for the good of science.
364
00:12:42,818 --> 00:12:44,185
Oh, you want to talk about penguins.
365
00:12:44,219 --> 00:12:45,219
- Yes.
- Fine.
366
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Let's talk about that pale little bugger.
367
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What's his name?
368
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The one that looks a bit like a fetus.
369
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Poor Winchell.
370
00:12:49,524 --> 00:12:51,025
All that was left was a beak and one foot.
371
00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:53,085
Well, children can be every
bit as cruel as leopard seals.
372
00:12:53,122 --> 00:12:55,296
Marcus will be lucky if
those children leave him
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with a beak and a foot.
374
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He needs his dad.
375
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,304
It's been a long time
since one of our arguments.
376
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As I recall,
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they often led to, um,
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intimacy.
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- Hugh, while you're here...
- Mm-hmm.
380
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Please, can you just try and be a good dad?
381
00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:20,452
[Lost in time by Whitley]
382
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we walk along
383
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through endless night
384
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and suddenly it's all about to change
385
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and all I could have been
386
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and all I would have been
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was lost in time
388
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and all I could have been
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and all I would have been
390
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was lost in time
391
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Oh, my God.
392
00:14:07,634 --> 00:14:09,368
Hugh, what's going on?
393
00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:10,869
Oh, it's a disaster, Fifi.
394
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:12,838
At least with Winchell, I had closure.
395
00:14:12,872 --> 00:14:14,607
Oh, no, has a penguin gone missing?
396
00:14:14,641 --> 00:14:18,310
Oh, not just any penguin. It's Stefan.
397
00:14:18,345 --> 00:14:19,345
Well, no, wait.
398
00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,847
Can't you just go online and fix it?
399
00:14:21,881 --> 00:14:23,349
They need me to be there.
400
00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,384
I just got the first
flight back to Antarctica.
401
00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:26,585
I'm leaving in 30 minutes.
402
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,187
But it's Earth Day.
403
00:14:28,221 --> 00:14:29,154
Know.
404
00:14:29,189 --> 00:14:30,723
On a day we celebrate the Earth,
405
00:14:30,757 --> 00:14:32,124
Stefan disappears.
406
00:14:32,158 --> 00:14:34,360
Hugh, it's Marcus's Field Day.
407
00:14:34,394 --> 00:14:36,795
He's got his baseball
game in a couple of hours.
408
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,531
Fiona, did you not hear me, sweetie?
409
00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:39,798
It's Stefan.
410
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:42,301
He's the regal male captain.
411
00:14:42,335 --> 00:14:44,536
Well, let me go and wake Marcus up
412
00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,005
so he can say good-bye to you.
413
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:47,539
No, Fifi, no. I got to get going.
414
00:14:47,574 --> 00:14:49,508
I got to get to the airport.
There's not enough time.
415
00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:51,410
[Door clicks shut]
416
00:14:51,444 --> 00:14:53,879
[Wistful guitar music]
417
00:14:53,913 --> 00:14:55,247
Oy!
418
00:14:55,282 --> 00:14:57,116
I can't do this anymore.
419
00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:01,041
I can't pretend that you are a good father,
420
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,788
can't make excuses to Marcus
421
00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:05,426
about why you put penguins before him.
422
00:15:06,401 --> 00:15:08,051
It breaks my heart that he can't have
423
00:15:08,101 --> 00:15:10,301
a real relationship with his dad, Hugh.
424
00:15:10,897 --> 00:15:12,931
He deserves so much better.
425
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,875
I wish I could do better, Fiona.
426
00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:27,679
I am really good with penguins.
427
00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:31,183
And you're really good with Marcus.
428
00:15:31,217 --> 00:15:33,185
I'm sorry, Fiona.
429
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:38,223
[Car turning over]
430
00:15:52,723 --> 00:15:54,857
No, no, no, no, no!
431
00:15:54,891 --> 00:15:56,325
No, no, no. Fiona!
432
00:15:56,359 --> 00:15:57,626
Fiona! Fifi!
433
00:15:57,661 --> 00:15:59,128
What? What is it? What is it? What is it?
434
00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:01,197
Oh, my God, I'm stopping you
from having sex with Hugh.
435
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:02,765
Tight spaces. Will you
let me... help me out here.
436
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:03,699
- Okay.
- Oh!
437
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,201
You're too late.
438
00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:06,268
No. Ew!
439
00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:07,503
Gross. You already did it?
440
00:16:07,537 --> 00:16:09,205
So I'm, like, catching
you in the afterglow.
441
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:10,673
We didn't have sex. He left.
442
00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:11,807
What?
443
00:16:11,842 --> 00:16:14,176
He had a penguin emergency.
444
00:16:14,211 --> 00:16:16,930
What about Field Day?
Marcus is gonna be crushed.
445
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:19,343
Yeah.
446
00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:25,321
I'm trying to think of how I
can soften the blow for him.
447
00:16:25,355 --> 00:16:27,556
Well, don't.
448
00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:28,958
Don't soften it.
449
00:16:28,992 --> 00:16:31,327
Yeah, but...
450
00:16:31,361 --> 00:16:34,557
- You don't understand.
- I don't understand, right.
451
00:16:34,595 --> 00:16:36,933
Even though it's completely clear to me...
452
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:37,933
[Footsteps approaching]
453
00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:39,235
[Quietly] That Marcus deserves
454
00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:40,269
to know the truth.
455
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,104
Oh, boy. Nobody else could sleep either?
456
00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:43,339
Where's dad?
457
00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:45,274
I want to get some
last-minute batting practice in
458
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,242
before the big event.
459
00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:47,543
This is gonna be the best day ever.
460
00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:49,211
Darling, listen.
461
00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:50,646
He's, um...
462
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,983
Dad's not gonna be able to be here today.
463
00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,217
Why not?
464
00:16:55,252 --> 00:16:57,486
I wish I had a good reason,
465
00:16:57,521 --> 00:17:00,556
but your dad...
466
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,458
the thing is...
467
00:17:02,492 --> 00:17:05,961
The thing is, Marcus,
468
00:17:05,996 --> 00:17:09,999
there's not a good reason, buddy.
469
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:12,468
There's just a really
470
00:17:12,502 --> 00:17:15,638
great reason.
471
00:17:15,672 --> 00:17:19,008
When I tell you about
the sitch in Antarctica
472
00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:21,644
and how they called your dad
473
00:17:21,678 --> 00:17:24,313
'cause he's the only one in the world
474
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:25,414
who can save the day,
475
00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:28,317
I mean, you're gonna
be like, "whoa, daddy!"
476
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,519
[Chuckles]
477
00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:31,887
Let's go play some baseball.
478
00:17:31,922 --> 00:17:34,857
- I'll tell you all about it.
- All right.
479
00:17:38,595 --> 00:17:42,231
[Indistinct chatter]
480
00:17:42,265 --> 00:17:44,633
All right, well, here you go.
481
00:17:44,668 --> 00:17:47,236
Perfect fit.
482
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:49,338
- [Sighs]
- [Sighs]
483
00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:54,810
Hey, Marcus, hold up.
484
00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:55,978
You know, before your dad left,
485
00:17:56,012 --> 00:17:57,713
he asked me to tell you something.
486
00:17:57,748 --> 00:17:59,749
He... he said that, you know,
487
00:17:59,783 --> 00:18:01,117
no matter what happens out there
488
00:18:01,151 --> 00:18:04,453
that, um...
489
00:18:04,488 --> 00:18:07,790
That I'm proud of you.
490
00:18:07,824 --> 00:18:11,627
[Upbeat music]
491
00:18:11,661 --> 00:18:14,930
[Sighs]
492
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:18,934
[Cheers and applause]
493
00:18:18,969 --> 00:18:20,770
- I feel sick.
- Oh, yeah.
494
00:18:20,804 --> 00:18:22,838
He looks so scared and fragile out there.
495
00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:25,541
Oh, no, it's gonna be good.
He's got this, all right?
496
00:18:32,816 --> 00:18:33,749
- Strike!
- Oh.
497
00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:36,118
Shake it off, sweet
pea! You're doing great.
498
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,857
- Strike two!
- [Kids laughing]
499
00:18:41,892 --> 00:18:43,259
Little girl,
500
00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:44,760
laughing at people as they struggle
501
00:18:44,795 --> 00:18:46,128
is not nice.
502
00:18:46,163 --> 00:18:48,164
Okay, simmer down, "Blind Side".
503
00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:51,066
[Head Alame by Portugal The Man]
504
00:19:01,211 --> 00:19:05,414
I became a child of the universe
505
00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:09,752
reborn into this galactic prism
506
00:19:09,786 --> 00:19:14,557
my head was like a flame
507
00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:16,759
ah
508
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:21,831
my eyes were red
509
00:19:21,865 --> 00:19:22,898
well, we all get strange
510
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:24,467
- Whoo!
- Run!
511
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:26,001
and we know it
512
00:19:26,036 --> 00:19:28,938
and we're cool with it
513
00:19:28,972 --> 00:19:31,807
and we all get a little bit older
514
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,709
- ? in this day and age ?
- Safe!
515
00:19:33,744 --> 00:19:35,077
[Both cheering]
516
00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:37,379
- Whoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
517
00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:38,714
That's my neighbor!
518
00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:40,449
Oh, my God!
519
00:19:40,484 --> 00:19:41,751
- Whoo!
- That's my son!
520
00:19:41,785 --> 00:19:42,852
Whoo!
521
00:19:44,554 --> 00:19:46,555
Oh, oh.
522
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:49,658
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
523
00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:51,360
He was so nervous, you could...
524
00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:53,529
the tension was just,
like, it was palpable.
525
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,131
I'm getting nervous just looking at this.
526
00:19:55,165 --> 00:19:56,132
Here he comes to the plate.
527
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,500
I mean, the people in the audience
528
00:19:57,534 --> 00:19:59,468
were just going...
like, no one was talking.
529
00:19:59,503 --> 00:20:01,137
People were... oh, God.
530
00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:02,304
- Here comes pitch two.
- Will.
531
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:03,873
This is very difficult to watch.
532
00:20:03,907 --> 00:20:05,207
- Oh, my gosh.
- Will?
533
00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:07,510
Oh! Marcus, Marcus.
534
00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:08,577
Will!
535
00:20:11,448 --> 00:20:14,683
I am so sorry.
536
00:20:14,718 --> 00:20:15,684
[Both moaning]
537
00:20:15,719 --> 00:20:19,388
I am so sorry.
538
00:20:19,423 --> 00:20:20,823
Mm, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
539
00:20:20,857 --> 00:20:22,825
What? What, what, what? What, what?
540
00:20:22,859 --> 00:20:24,693
[Sighs]
541
00:20:24,728 --> 00:20:27,897
I need to see the kid hit.
542
00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:29,899
- Oh!
- [Both laugh]
543
00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:31,133
- Okay, all right, here.
- Okay.
544
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:34,003
Watch this. Watch this.
545
00:20:34,037 --> 00:20:35,337
And here it comes.
546
00:20:35,372 --> 00:20:36,339
[Baseball bat cracks]
547
00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:37,440
- He did it!
- Look at him run.
548
00:20:37,474 --> 00:20:39,207
- Look at him.
- Look at him run.
549
00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:41,328
Oh my God, he's adorable.
550
00:20:42,378 --> 00:20:44,140
Oh, he must have been so happy.
551
00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:51,805
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552
00:20:51,855 --> 00:20:56,405
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