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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,432 --> 00:00:13,632 If they're our grandma and grandpa, why do we have to call him Colonel? 2 00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:16,899 Your grandpa was a soldier and he is very proud of it. 3 00:00:17,190 --> 00:00:20,786 - We call him Colonel out of respect. - I thought it was out of fear. 4 00:00:21,110 --> 00:00:26,344 - I'm scared of both of them. - Why do we all have to pick them up? 5 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:28,971 They only like Mom and Mary anyway. 6 00:00:29,242 --> 00:00:33,202 We all pick them up because that's what we do, that's what they like. 7 00:00:33,537 --> 00:00:35,927 - And your father won't do it alone. - Bingo. 8 00:00:36,206 --> 00:00:39,438 - SIMON: But they're his parents. - Why can't we go inside? 9 00:00:39,751 --> 00:00:42,220 They don't like big, emotional gatherings. 10 00:00:42,504 --> 00:00:45,941 Do you think they'll bring the candy? I hate the candy. 11 00:00:46,257 --> 00:00:49,614 Me too. It's as hard as a rock and it doesn't even taste good. 12 00:00:49,927 --> 00:00:51,998 No one's ever finished a whole piece. 13 00:00:52,262 --> 00:00:55,858 Let me set your minds at ease. They're going to bring the candy. 14 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:58,378 We keep letting them think we love it, 15 00:00:58,643 --> 00:01:01,363 otherwise they'll bring something we like less. 16 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,796 Grandma Ruth and the colonel love us. 17 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,023 We are going to be just as thrilled to see them. 18 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:12,073 - I bet they all came. - Of course. All seven of them. 19 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:16,202 They travel in a pack, like wolves. Have you got the candy? 20 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:19,254 I checked it with the luggage. It's too heavy. 21 00:01:19,536 --> 00:01:23,052 I don't know why they love it. It's ugly and it tastes terrible. 22 00:01:23,373 --> 00:01:26,252 They go on about it like they've never seen candy. 23 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:30,013 - Those kids go on about everything. - You see 'em over there? 24 00:01:31,505 --> 00:01:33,701 Would you look at those teeth? 25 00:01:33,966 --> 00:01:37,482 How can they have such good teeth when they eat all that candy? 26 00:01:37,802 --> 00:01:39,873 - They're here. - They've spotted us. 27 00:01:41,681 --> 00:01:45,038 All right, time to paste on the smiles. 28 00:01:45,351 --> 00:01:47,388 - Hey, you made it. - Hi, Grandpa. 29 00:01:47,644 --> 00:01:48,634 Eric. 30 00:01:52,524 --> 00:01:54,595 - Young man. - Colonel. 31 00:01:54,859 --> 00:01:57,454 Oh, and Mary. Where's our Mary? 32 00:03:18,224 --> 00:03:20,216 It's good to be here. 33 00:03:27,691 --> 00:03:30,525 - [LOUD MUSIC] - Oh! 34 00:03:30,818 --> 00:03:33,538 I'm rewiring the house onto a clapper system. 35 00:03:33,821 --> 00:03:37,610 - I haven't got the kinks worked out. - I'll go get that. 36 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:43,105 We never quite know when things are gonna turn on or off around here. 37 00:03:46,082 --> 00:03:51,202 - Grandma, you brought the candy. - You know how the kids love the candy. 38 00:03:51,587 --> 00:03:54,261 Pass out that candy, Ruth. 39 00:03:58,259 --> 00:04:01,969 Great. Still divvying it up according to our sizes. 40 00:04:02,304 --> 00:04:04,421 That's right, and you got the most. 41 00:04:04,681 --> 00:04:07,515 If I'd seen all that hair, I would've brought more. 42 00:04:10,353 --> 00:04:14,108 - Honey, I'm losing it. - Mom, Colonel, you must be bushed. 43 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,636 Why don't I take you upstairs? 44 00:04:16,901 --> 00:04:19,655 - We are tired. - Oh, very tired. 45 00:04:19,945 --> 00:04:22,380 But I think we can manage to get to the room. 46 00:04:29,787 --> 00:04:33,576 Oh, Annie, we were so sorry when we heard about your mother. 47 00:04:33,915 --> 00:04:37,465 Yes, a fine, fine woman she was. How's your father holding up? 48 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:42,232 He's... He's OK, you know. It's just gonna take some time. 49 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:45,981 Ruth, let's remember to send Annie's father some steaks. 50 00:04:46,301 --> 00:04:48,896 Right. 51 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:57,685 My parents. Steaks and candy cure everything. 52 00:04:58,937 --> 00:05:01,406 What are you waiting for? Run for your lives. 53 00:05:14,409 --> 00:05:16,969 - The middle girl, what's her name? - Lucy. 54 00:05:17,245 --> 00:05:20,363 Lucy, yes. You know, she talks more than Eric does. 55 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:23,863 She went on and on about her knucklehead boyfriend 56 00:05:24,168 --> 00:05:26,160 the entire way from the airport. 57 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:30,539 If I get cornered again, I am going to swallow a Rockeye antiarmour bomb 58 00:05:30,882 --> 00:05:32,874 and throw myself out a window. 59 00:05:33,134 --> 00:05:36,923 They sure push the envelope on perky. 60 00:05:37,263 --> 00:05:38,458 [CHUCKLES] 61 00:05:38,681 --> 00:05:40,912 We're lucky to have Annie and Mary. 62 00:05:41,183 --> 00:05:43,823 Our Mary has got enough salt to make jerky. 63 00:05:44,102 --> 00:05:48,972 That Annie has always been a doer. She's not afraid to get her hands dirty. 64 00:05:49,357 --> 00:05:54,273 Yeah. Well, they're all young yet. They sure can use our influence. 65 00:05:54,653 --> 00:05:57,487 We should think about coming more than once a year. 66 00:05:57,781 --> 00:06:00,774 Forget it. We can't afford the candy. 67 00:06:02,618 --> 00:06:06,612 So you wanna tell us how to survive the next seven days? 68 00:06:08,332 --> 00:06:10,324 All right. 69 00:06:13,712 --> 00:06:17,991 One, never make eye contact with either of them. They see that as a challenge. 70 00:06:18,341 --> 00:06:21,539 Two, keep moving. Don't let them get a fix on you. 71 00:06:21,844 --> 00:06:24,154 Three, and most important, 72 00:06:24,429 --> 00:06:26,227 never show fear. 73 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,271 I've been doing this 16 years. 74 00:06:28,516 --> 00:06:31,031 The colonel and fear are like shark and blood. 75 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:33,347 He smells it. He feeds on it. 76 00:06:33,604 --> 00:06:37,678 I must be like a 12-course dinner because he scares me plenty. 77 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:50,025 - What's everybody doing in here? - Same thing you are. 78 00:07:07,676 --> 00:07:11,511 I'm going to the hardware store. I thought you may wanna join me. 79 00:07:12,305 --> 00:07:15,776 - We would love to. - Did you make a list? 80 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,934 - Yeah, right here. - Good girl. 81 00:07:19,228 --> 00:07:22,426 - Hi. Where are you going? - To the hardware store. 82 00:07:22,731 --> 00:07:24,927 I know how much you hate the place. 83 00:07:25,191 --> 00:07:27,911 I could spend time with Grandma and the colonel. 84 00:07:28,194 --> 00:07:31,153 Lucy, dear, we're going to be here for a few days. 85 00:07:31,447 --> 00:07:34,565 If you don't like hardware, there's no sense in going. 86 00:07:34,866 --> 00:07:38,098 - We'll have time later. - It'll give us a chance to talk. 87 00:07:38,411 --> 00:07:42,007 I'll go. That way you'll have someone to talk to. 88 00:07:42,873 --> 00:07:45,547 Well, come on, troops. Let's go. 89 00:07:50,588 --> 00:07:53,183 At least I've got my Viper to think about. 90 00:07:54,258 --> 00:07:57,376 - What if you don't win the rattle? - It's raffle. 91 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,670 - Of course I'm gonna win. - How come? 92 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:04,049 I'm the kind of kid that incredibly lucky stuff happens to. 93 00:08:04,392 --> 00:08:07,271 - It's so cute. - Cute? 94 00:08:07,562 --> 00:08:09,519 The Viper is not cute. 95 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,640 It's cool, awesome, 96 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,574 classic, rad, bad or ultimate. 97 00:08:15,861 --> 00:08:17,978 It's not cute. Got it? 98 00:08:18,238 --> 00:08:21,310 Got it, locked it up, threw away the key. 99 00:08:21,616 --> 00:08:24,085 Knock it off. 100 00:08:29,831 --> 00:08:33,142 First time Dad met Jimmy, he didn't like him, but now he does, 101 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:37,169 even though he's shy, because some people get weird out about that. 102 00:08:37,505 --> 00:08:42,534 He talks to me. Yesterday he was saying he was worried about his math test. 103 00:08:42,926 --> 00:08:45,521 I think one piece should do it. 104 00:08:50,057 --> 00:08:53,767 Emma, those are pretty. I never noticed you wearing that necklace. 105 00:08:54,103 --> 00:08:56,095 I haven't had it for very long. 106 00:08:56,355 --> 00:09:00,144 I'm widowed. My husband never had the money to buy me wedding rings. 107 00:09:00,483 --> 00:09:03,874 So my son gave them to me about a month or so ago 108 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,187 to kind of make up for it. 109 00:09:06,447 --> 00:09:10,236 - I'm sorry about that. - Quiet. Look at the rings on her chain. 110 00:09:10,575 --> 00:09:13,135 Mom, those look exactly like yours. 111 00:09:13,411 --> 00:09:15,403 - LUCY: They do. - I noticed. 112 00:09:15,663 --> 00:09:19,213 You see, a couple of months ago, my son Matt and I were held up. 113 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:21,534 The robber took my wedding rings. 114 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:25,265 They look similar to yours, but they're not quite the same. 115 00:09:25,589 --> 00:09:28,423 How terrible. You all weren't hurt, were you? 116 00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:31,868 No. No, we were just a little bit shaken up. 117 00:09:32,178 --> 00:09:35,615 - We'll see you, Emma. - Thanks. Take care, Annie. 118 00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:39,019 Annie. 119 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:41,259 You think those are your rings? 120 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:44,990 I can't imagine Emma would be wearing my stolen wedding rings. 121 00:09:45,314 --> 00:09:47,192 - Have you met her son? - No. 122 00:09:47,441 --> 00:09:51,435 - You don't know what kind of boy he is. - They're not mine, really. 123 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:08,135 I thought you were going to the hardware store. 124 00:10:08,418 --> 00:10:12,207 Well, I did. I had Annie drop me here. I figured we ought to talk. 125 00:10:12,547 --> 00:10:15,585 Dad, do you mind putting out the cigar? 126 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:19,513 There's kinda no smoking in the church. 127 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:22,804 I'll bet God enjoys a good cigar now and again. 128 00:10:23,098 --> 00:10:26,853 If he walks in and he's smoking, feel free to light yours up again. 129 00:10:27,185 --> 00:10:29,177 Touch?. 130 00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:34,685 Eric, what happened when your sister was out here? 131 00:10:34,983 --> 00:10:37,054 - Is she all right? - [SIGHS] 132 00:10:37,318 --> 00:10:39,992 No, Dad, she's not. She's an alcoholic. 133 00:10:40,279 --> 00:10:42,794 But she's tough and fully committed to rehab. 134 00:10:43,073 --> 00:10:46,953 - She's digging herself out. - Tough people don't become alcoholics. 135 00:10:47,286 --> 00:10:49,676 All kinds of people become alcoholics. 136 00:10:49,955 --> 00:10:54,074 I suppose so. But not people with discipline and focus. 137 00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:57,728 It's a good thing you kids never tried the service. 138 00:10:58,045 --> 00:11:00,879 The service was never really a dream of mine. 139 00:11:01,173 --> 00:11:03,642 You are a dreamer, Eric, always have been. 140 00:11:03,925 --> 00:11:06,281 I guess that's why your kids are dreamers. 141 00:11:06,552 --> 00:11:09,112 - My kids are fine. - They're not fine. 142 00:11:09,388 --> 00:11:13,826 You just don't see it. That Matt's gonna be real trouble. He's a rebel. 143 00:11:14,184 --> 00:11:18,064 Little Lucy is in desperate need of attention and approval. 144 00:11:18,396 --> 00:11:21,867 Ruthie and Simon are well on their way to being spoiled rotten. 145 00:11:22,191 --> 00:11:24,023 Not that they're not good kids. 146 00:11:24,276 --> 00:11:27,713 It's just that I see the possibility of trouble in the future. 147 00:11:28,030 --> 00:11:29,987 I know my kids better than you do. 148 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,630 Son, I'm sure you think you do. 149 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:36,266 But with five children you need eyes in the back of your head. 150 00:11:36,579 --> 00:11:39,299 I probably don't miss as much as you think I do. 151 00:11:39,582 --> 00:11:42,973 How many people are breathing in this room? 152 00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:46,172 - Two? - Wrong. 153 00:11:50,716 --> 00:11:52,787 Three. 154 00:11:54,511 --> 00:11:57,948 Young fella, I think you've got some explaining to do. 155 00:11:58,265 --> 00:12:00,655 - What are you, a cop? - Colonel John Camden. 156 00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:04,006 United States Marine Corps. This is private property. 157 00:12:04,312 --> 00:12:08,625 - Chill out, Schwarzkopf. - Hi. I'm Eric Camden, the reverend. 158 00:12:08,982 --> 00:12:12,054 Nice to meet you. I'm George, the orphan. 159 00:12:23,537 --> 00:12:26,257 I talked to Joan Kleric at the orphanage. 160 00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:30,419 His name really is George and he really is an orphan. 161 00:12:30,752 --> 00:12:34,632 He just got returned two weeks ago from his 12th foster home. 162 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:37,479 Oh, the poor little guy. 163 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:41,832 Apparently George has figured out that at the ripe old age of nine, 164 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:45,615 he isn't considered a good catch, adoption-wise. 165 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,969 This is the third time he's run away. 166 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,901 He's got guts and initiative. But how did he wind up in your office? 167 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:56,189 He was part of a kids' group that Joan brought to Sunday services. 168 00:12:56,524 --> 00:13:01,041 She said the next day he asked questions about me, and that night he took off. 169 00:13:01,403 --> 00:13:05,283 That orphanage is 20 miles away. How could someone that young manage? 170 00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:09,371 - He must be a tough little thing. - Survival skills, street smarts. 171 00:13:09,702 --> 00:13:11,898 - He's a born marine. - Dad, he's nine. 172 00:13:12,163 --> 00:13:14,473 But I was hoping you'd feel that way. 173 00:13:14,749 --> 00:13:19,062 I was wondering if it'd be OK with everybody if we kept him here. 174 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:21,411 I could bring him back Monday. 175 00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:25,062 Sure. He's as cute as can be and the kids seemed to like him. 176 00:13:25,383 --> 00:13:27,898 - Mom, Dad? - RUTH: Absolutely. 177 00:13:28,177 --> 00:13:30,328 Who'd notice another kid around here? 178 00:13:30,596 --> 00:13:32,713 I think it's a crackerjack idea. 179 00:13:32,973 --> 00:13:37,968 Having him around might make everyone appreciate how easy they have it. 180 00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:41,057 ANNIE: Oops. 181 00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:43,783 It's a sensitive system. 182 00:13:44,066 --> 00:13:47,616 It's like part hot rod, part Luke Skywalker's ship. 183 00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:51,381 Yeah, I know. And pretty soon all those parts are gonna be mine. 184 00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,974 How are you getting one of these? 185 00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:56,882 - I entered a raffle at the mall. - So? 186 00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:59,960 I'm the luckiest human. It's like a superpower. 187 00:14:00,247 --> 00:14:03,081 If I was a superhero, I'd call myself Luckyman. 188 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,368 If you were a superhero, I'd come up with a better name. 189 00:14:06,669 --> 00:14:09,787 Luckyman sounds lame. 190 00:14:10,089 --> 00:14:12,968 Just go to sleep and drop it. 191 00:14:13,258 --> 00:14:15,250 Fine. Good night. 192 00:14:22,642 --> 00:14:24,201 [SIMON CLAPS] 193 00:14:24,435 --> 00:14:26,472 Mom and her dumb clapper system. 194 00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:39,491 Good night,... Luckyman. 195 00:14:39,782 --> 00:14:42,456 Just drop it. 196 00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:48,947 - Why are you sleeping here? - Mom and Dad are in my room. 197 00:14:49,248 --> 00:14:53,083 So the colonel and Grandma Ruth can use Mom and Dad's bathroom. 198 00:14:53,419 --> 00:14:57,299 That way, the two of them aren't sneaking around the halls at night. 199 00:14:57,631 --> 00:15:00,590 - Can I sleep with you, Matt? - Sure. Come on. 200 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:06,379 There you go. 201 00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:10,894 I don't wanna be around George. 202 00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:15,064 He makes me wanna cry because he doesn't have a mommy and daddy. 203 00:15:15,396 --> 00:15:17,706 Maybe George will find the right family. 204 00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:20,702 I hope so. 205 00:15:20,985 --> 00:15:25,980 - You said this would be romantic. - I'm man enough to admit I was wrong. 206 00:15:28,616 --> 00:15:30,608 What's bothering you? 207 00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:34,544 Other than not getting along with my parents for 40 years? 208 00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:36,670 You're used to that. 209 00:15:36,915 --> 00:15:39,714 - You wanna adopt George, don't you? - No. 210 00:15:42,045 --> 00:15:45,641 We can't really afford another child. 211 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,560 He's bound to have some emotional problems. 212 00:15:48,842 --> 00:15:52,552 We'd have to give it a lot of thought before making that commitment. 213 00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:55,881 - So you want him? - I don't know. 214 00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:59,087 We did always say we'd adopt after Mary. 215 00:15:59,352 --> 00:16:01,787 - Then after Lucy. - Then after Simon. 216 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,941 And now it's after Ruthie. 217 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:09,704 But we'd be crazy to even consider it, I guess. 218 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,140 Right? 219 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,397 We are crazy. 220 00:16:16,784 --> 00:16:21,017 We'll talk to the kids and George tomorrow. 221 00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:34,559 I can't. My parents are right down the hall. 222 00:16:34,841 --> 00:16:38,437 - And you are what, 12? - When they're here, yes. 223 00:16:51,022 --> 00:16:53,014 [BIG BAND MUSIC] 224 00:16:58,695 --> 00:17:03,133 My God, you're still as gorgeous as you were 43 years ago 225 00:17:03,491 --> 00:17:07,087 when they carried me into that medevac unit in Korea. 226 00:17:07,411 --> 00:17:11,564 I never thought I'd be happy to have a bullet in the spleen. 227 00:17:11,915 --> 00:17:14,635 - But there you were. - You ready to play? 228 00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:17,308 Am I ready to play? 229 00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:21,289 Come here. 230 00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:28,420 The name of the game is five-card draw. 231 00:17:33,935 --> 00:17:35,927 [KNOCKING] 232 00:17:37,146 --> 00:17:39,456 I thought they were all asleep. 233 00:17:39,732 --> 00:17:42,292 Come. 234 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:46,447 - I can't sleep. Wanna deal me in? - Get your wallet. 235 00:17:46,779 --> 00:17:49,248 And close the door. 236 00:17:54,703 --> 00:17:58,982 Listen, George, you can fool my son with this Huckleberry Finn act of yours. 237 00:17:59,332 --> 00:18:02,484 But that doesn't fly up here. It's time you came clean. 238 00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:05,434 Come on. He's just a youngster, remember? 239 00:18:05,713 --> 00:18:08,467 Let Grandma Ruth try. 240 00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:12,068 OK, spill your guts, flimflam boy. 241 00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:16,425 You saw my son as an easy target from the start. 242 00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:20,201 I bet they're talking about adopting you right now. 243 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:24,147 - Cagey little rascal. - Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 244 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:28,029 I met the reverend, tracked him down and he took the bait. 245 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,838 [CLEARS THROAT] 246 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:34,267 I see, and what do you think now that you've scoped the place out? 247 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,971 I didn't know reverend guys could marry. I was hoping to be the only child. 248 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:44,242 So, you ever seen any real action or are you just a pencil pusher? 249 00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:50,175 Real action? Son, let me tell you about a little dance called the Korean War. 250 00:19:01,845 --> 00:19:05,043 I hope this is about getting George back to the orphanage. 251 00:19:05,349 --> 00:19:08,820 The kid's starting to get on my nerves. 252 00:19:09,978 --> 00:19:11,617 What's up? 253 00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:16,645 We're thinking that maybe George shouldn't go back to the orphanage. 254 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,585 Like ever. 255 00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:23,093 - Excuse me? - We're going to adopt him? 256 00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:26,604 Well, that's what we wanted to talk to you guys about. 257 00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:30,698 Your dad and I want to adopt him. He needs a home. 258 00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:35,157 His chances of finding one are as good as Simon's are of winning that car. 259 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:39,699 - Not amusing, Dad. - You think he'll get quality time here? 260 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,322 - Can we afford him? - It's a lot to take on. 261 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:47,824 Let me just say what we're thinking. This is a seriously un-great idea. 262 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,371 Wow. 263 00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:54,075 We were sorta hoping you'd be a little more enthusiastic. 264 00:19:54,392 --> 00:19:57,305 But at this point we'll take vaguely interested. 265 00:19:57,603 --> 00:20:01,153 - I'm vaguely interested. - Well, that's... 266 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,552 Oh, hi. Get some breakfast before the herd gets back. 267 00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:13,254 - Where is everybody? - Family meeting. 268 00:20:13,534 --> 00:20:17,210 - What's going on? - Probably the big adoption meeting. 269 00:20:17,537 --> 00:20:20,530 Well, whatever happens, it'll all work out. 270 00:20:20,832 --> 00:20:23,472 - You're a fine, decent boy. - You bet. 271 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:28,030 Hey, if this family takes me, I'll count my blessings and be a man about it. 272 00:20:39,348 --> 00:20:42,307 Eric and Annie should not be adopting that boy. 273 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:48,494 They won't, dear. If they do, they'll be in for the fight of their lives. 274 00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:05,092 So, where were you for "All opposed"? 275 00:21:05,371 --> 00:21:09,570 Like I wanna say, "Sorry, but I vote the little orphan kid you wanna adopt 276 00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,987 should be thrown out in the street." 277 00:21:12,252 --> 00:21:15,768 It's gonna take time and attention to get George adjusted. 278 00:21:16,089 --> 00:21:19,605 Ruthie'll be jealous, so she'll need time and attention. 279 00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:23,601 Simon doesn't even like George. That'll take time and attention. 280 00:21:23,929 --> 00:21:26,444 Lucy will freak out about quality time, 281 00:21:26,723 --> 00:21:30,080 so Mom and Dad'll have to give her extra time and attention. 282 00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:32,703 - That'll pretty much tap them out. - Oh. 283 00:21:32,978 --> 00:21:35,698 Leaving us time and attention free. 284 00:21:35,981 --> 00:21:38,860 Feel like learning how to drive? 285 00:21:39,150 --> 00:21:41,221 I don't even have a learner's permit. 286 00:21:41,486 --> 00:21:45,878 Something somebody would notice only if they were paying attention. 287 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,756 - We'll take it to the church and back. - Let the games begin. 288 00:21:52,704 --> 00:21:56,254 Deal. I'm in. Thanks, you know, for everything. 289 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,488 I guess you're not interested in our opinion about this. 290 00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:10,316 We're always interested in your opinion. 291 00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,473 Because you're here and stuff. 292 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:16,272 I don't know why you'd have an opinion about this. 293 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,116 This adoption doesn't have anything to do with you. 294 00:22:20,437 --> 00:22:24,989 That's not quite right. Once a year you'll have to bring extra candy. 295 00:22:26,442 --> 00:22:29,037 What the hell does that mean? 296 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,792 Annie and I are going to raise and take responsibility for George. 297 00:22:34,157 --> 00:22:37,673 We're going to guide him and protect him and love him. 298 00:22:37,994 --> 00:22:41,988 So I don't see where your opinion fits into any of this. 299 00:22:42,331 --> 00:22:45,608 That's wonderful. You're dreaming again. 300 00:22:45,918 --> 00:22:49,070 Who's gonna pay for the kid, the adoption, court costs? 301 00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:52,133 How are you gonna send him to college, 302 00:22:52,423 --> 00:22:54,892 or any of your other five for that matter? 303 00:22:55,176 --> 00:22:59,170 They'll get to college the same way I did. They'll get jobs. 304 00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:03,146 You still resent me for not paying your way. 305 00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:05,504 I never resented you for that. 306 00:23:05,768 --> 00:23:07,760 Yes, you did then and you still do. 307 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:11,616 But you needed to learn that you have to work to get things. 308 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,579 I know that. I get it. 309 00:23:13,817 --> 00:23:17,208 Because I taught you the value of hard work and discipline. 310 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,088 I'm happy to credit you! 311 00:23:19,322 --> 00:23:22,838 We just thought you might already have your hands full. 312 00:23:24,159 --> 00:23:29,029 And if you have a problem with candy, you should've said something years ago. 313 00:23:35,127 --> 00:23:38,120 I should have said a lot of things years ago. 314 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:42,620 [SIMON AND RUTHIE IMITATE CAR ENGINE] 315 00:23:42,926 --> 00:23:47,125 You know, if I feel like going out for a drive, I take a real car. 316 00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:51,785 By Ruthie's age, my foster brother had taught me how to hot-wire a car. 317 00:23:52,142 --> 00:23:55,579 Is this something I should know? 318 00:23:55,896 --> 00:24:00,129 - No. He doesn't know either. - Do too. Foreign or domestic. 319 00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:04,796 - Just tell me. I'm behind, aren't I? - No, you're not. I don't believe you. 320 00:24:05,154 --> 00:24:08,830 The kid sitting in a cardboard box with his little sister doesn't believe me. 321 00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:12,992 - Boo-hoo. - Why don't you prove it? 322 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:20,761 I'm sorry. For bugging you guys yesterday at the hardware store. 323 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,619 It's just that... 324 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,058 - Well... - What? 325 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,980 I'm really glad you're here. [SIGHS] 326 00:24:34,013 --> 00:24:36,733 I wish I knew what she wanted from us. 327 00:24:38,475 --> 00:24:43,231 Oh, can we borrow a car? I need some things at the hardware store. 328 00:24:43,604 --> 00:24:47,518 - I'd be happy to take you. - I appreciate the offer, Annie. 329 00:24:47,858 --> 00:24:50,134 I'd prefer to drive myself. Always have. 330 00:24:50,402 --> 00:24:53,520 To tell the truth, we'd just like to get out on our own. 331 00:24:53,822 --> 00:24:57,099 Well, the keys are by the back door. The wagon has a full tank. 332 00:24:57,408 --> 00:25:00,128 - Thanks. Shouldn't be long. - Take your time. 333 00:25:02,579 --> 00:25:05,777 He drives like he's leading the last convoy out of Saigon. 334 00:25:06,082 --> 00:25:08,358 He did lead the last convoy out of Saigon. 335 00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:12,222 Yeah, but I didn't have to pay the insurance on his tank. 336 00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:20,164 If you want me to tell Mom and Dad, I will. 337 00:25:20,428 --> 00:25:23,626 I parked the van so close to the wall, they'll never see it. 338 00:25:23,931 --> 00:25:27,242 - They won't notice the scratch? - Hopefully not. 339 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,678 You are an extremely bad driver. Were your eyes open? 340 00:25:30,979 --> 00:25:34,973 Our van is huge and that guy's mailbox was in the middle of the street. 341 00:25:35,317 --> 00:25:37,912 We're heading out. Can we drop you somewhere? 342 00:25:38,194 --> 00:25:40,709 - Like maybe at the barber? - No, thanks. 343 00:25:40,988 --> 00:25:44,618 I got my hair cut a couple of days ago, so I'd look great for you. 344 00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:47,829 That is pretty. Next time, have the guy use scissors. 345 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,109 [LAUGHS] 346 00:25:56,460 --> 00:26:00,420 Luce, I'm going to the grocery store. You wanna keep me company? 347 00:26:01,381 --> 00:26:05,057 - Or tell me what's going on? - Nothing. It's stupid. 348 00:26:06,177 --> 00:26:08,817 I'll bet it isn't. 349 00:26:09,096 --> 00:26:11,088 [SNIFFLES] 350 00:26:13,225 --> 00:26:17,822 I'm trying so hard to get close to the colonel and Grandma Ruth 351 00:26:18,188 --> 00:26:20,020 and it's not working. 352 00:26:20,273 --> 00:26:22,742 It's not working because they don't like me. 353 00:26:23,025 --> 00:26:25,415 That's not true. They love you very much. 354 00:26:25,694 --> 00:26:28,687 The colonel would throw himself in front of a car for you. 355 00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:32,778 The colonel would throw himself in front of a car for fun. 356 00:26:33,117 --> 00:26:38,033 Yeah, probably. Look, they have their own way of doing things. 357 00:26:38,414 --> 00:26:41,327 They just don't express themselves like... 358 00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:44,379 - Normal people? - Or like anyone we've met. 359 00:26:45,336 --> 00:26:47,896 Grandma Ruth is the only grandma I have left. 360 00:26:48,172 --> 00:26:49,686 I know. 361 00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:54,944 Baby. 362 00:26:55,929 --> 00:26:57,568 It's OK. 363 00:26:57,806 --> 00:27:00,605 - I'm glad you'll get your rings back. - What? 364 00:27:00,892 --> 00:27:05,364 That's why they went to the hardware store, isn't it? To get your rings back? 365 00:27:05,729 --> 00:27:08,563 Oh, no. What have I done? Eric! 366 00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:14,595 - Eric! - What? What? Are you OK? 367 00:27:14,862 --> 00:27:17,741 Your parents have gone to get my wedding rings. 368 00:27:18,032 --> 00:27:22,185 The clerk at the hardware store was wearing my wedding rings on a necklace. 369 00:27:22,536 --> 00:27:26,212 And with our car you've made them mobile. 370 00:27:31,419 --> 00:27:33,411 You were saying? 371 00:27:40,552 --> 00:27:42,544 How do I look? 372 00:27:43,471 --> 00:27:45,861 Like you're in big trouble. 373 00:27:48,058 --> 00:27:49,333 [HORN BEEPS] 374 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,438 Get out of the car now. 375 00:27:52,812 --> 00:27:56,408 - We weren't doing anything. - You were playing in the car. 376 00:27:56,733 --> 00:27:59,487 He wasn't gonna go anywhere, just start it. 377 00:27:59,777 --> 00:28:03,407 - What? - Don't help me anymore. 378 00:28:03,739 --> 00:28:06,299 It wasn't his fault. It was my idea. 379 00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:09,010 Maybe you should send me to the orphanage. 380 00:28:09,285 --> 00:28:11,356 It's time for a little tough love. 381 00:28:11,621 --> 00:28:14,898 Simon, zip it. The three of you, upstairs. Now. Come on. 382 00:28:18,126 --> 00:28:20,322 By the three of you, he means you too. 383 00:28:20,587 --> 00:28:24,297 I can count. I can't hot-wire, but I can count. 384 00:28:31,555 --> 00:28:35,231 We'll deal with them when I get back. Anybody wanna ride along? 385 00:28:37,727 --> 00:28:39,958 Chickens. 386 00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:59,695 You haven't seen an intimidating man with white hair 387 00:28:59,997 --> 00:29:03,434 and a tall, arrogant woman with perfect posture, have you? 388 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,902 No, not yet. And I would remember. 389 00:29:07,211 --> 00:29:10,966 My husband died recently and I find myself noticing couples a lot. 390 00:29:11,298 --> 00:29:13,415 I know, weird. 391 00:29:13,675 --> 00:29:16,474 No, it's not weird at all. I'm sorry for your loss. 392 00:29:17,429 --> 00:29:19,580 This is a little awkward. 393 00:29:19,847 --> 00:29:23,807 My wife told me that those rings were a gift from your son, 394 00:29:24,143 --> 00:29:29,093 but they look an awful lot like the ones that I gave her 18 years ago. 395 00:29:29,481 --> 00:29:33,157 I'd be willing to pay you for them or replace them. 396 00:29:34,318 --> 00:29:40,076 Well, I appreciate your situation, but your wife said they weren't hers. 397 00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:45,360 These mean a lot to me. I'm not letting go of them. 398 00:29:45,745 --> 00:29:48,419 I've lost enough. I'm sorry. 399 00:29:50,416 --> 00:29:53,215 Right. Thank you. 400 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,649 [PHONE] 401 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,924 I'm sorry we just dropped in on you, 402 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:11,061 but we're only in town a few days and there's a lot of ground to cover. 403 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:15,387 I'm thrilled that you're here. George needs a strong father. 404 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:19,485 And adoptions between older children and older couples 405 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,809 are often the best matches. 406 00:30:22,069 --> 00:30:27,827 We flirted with adoption in the past, but it was just never the right time. 407 00:30:28,241 --> 00:30:31,154 Well, I hope this time it is. 408 00:30:31,452 --> 00:30:35,731 It was easy to arrange for a social worker to meet with you in New York. 409 00:30:36,081 --> 00:30:40,360 But, of course, a lot of things are easier when the governor calls ahead. 410 00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:44,386 He and I went through basic together back when we were just pups. 411 00:30:44,714 --> 00:30:49,470 He could take out the enemy with a rolled-up newspaper. Lovely man. 412 00:30:49,843 --> 00:30:52,483 I wish I could be there when you break the news. 413 00:30:52,762 --> 00:30:54,754 Yes, it'll be something. 414 00:30:55,014 --> 00:30:58,724 Well, hope for the best, prepare for the worst. 415 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:01,052 We're going to war. 416 00:31:09,736 --> 00:31:10,726 Oh! 417 00:31:10,945 --> 00:31:13,665 Sorry to be so long. The day just got away from us. 418 00:31:13,948 --> 00:31:17,862 Sorry we didn't call about dinner. I hope it's not too late for dessert. 419 00:31:18,201 --> 00:31:21,319 It's never too late. You didn't have to do this. 420 00:31:21,621 --> 00:31:24,090 Where have you been all day? 421 00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:29,838 Well, if you must know, we paid a visit to George's social worker. 422 00:31:30,170 --> 00:31:33,800 Your father and I have talked about this. 423 00:31:34,132 --> 00:31:36,522 We have decided to adopt George. 424 00:31:40,179 --> 00:31:43,536 Let's talk about this calmly and rationally. 425 00:31:43,849 --> 00:31:48,128 - There's nothing rational about this. - Well, let's start with calmly. 426 00:31:48,478 --> 00:31:51,949 George is not your average kid. The adoption is gonna be hard. 427 00:31:52,273 --> 00:31:55,266 He's gonna need a lot of love and support. 428 00:31:55,568 --> 00:31:58,322 - You have a corner on that market? - Of course not. 429 00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:02,208 But support, of any kind, is not one of your strong suits. 430 00:32:02,532 --> 00:32:03,966 That's not true. 431 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,590 You ever hold me or Julie when we were upset? 432 00:32:06,869 --> 00:32:09,429 Did you ever allow us to express our feelings? 433 00:32:09,705 --> 00:32:13,460 If you're asking me if we wiped your noses and held your hands, 434 00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:17,991 no, we didn't have time, we were too busy keeping a roof over your heads. 435 00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:20,898 - There's more to parenting than that. - What? 436 00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:24,962 You are not the parents for George. 437 00:32:25,302 --> 00:32:27,100 I love you and this family. 438 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:31,306 But you and this family are not the best match for George. 439 00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:35,396 George needs structure and discipline, yes, and love and support. 440 00:32:35,728 --> 00:32:38,926 I'm sorry if you think we didn't give you enough of that. 441 00:32:39,231 --> 00:32:41,382 But as bad a father as you think I was, 442 00:32:41,650 --> 00:32:45,405 I never would have stuck with a decision that would upend my family 443 00:32:45,737 --> 00:32:49,890 and deny a nice little human being what was best for him out of spite! 444 00:32:50,241 --> 00:32:52,801 It has nothing to do with spite. 445 00:32:53,076 --> 00:32:55,591 Are you sure about that? 446 00:33:01,959 --> 00:33:05,031 I'm gonna go for a walk. 447 00:33:09,716 --> 00:33:13,596 I suppose you agree with Eric. 448 00:33:13,928 --> 00:33:17,239 - Only when he's right. - OK, OK. 449 00:33:18,349 --> 00:33:20,341 So let me have it. 450 00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:24,144 - Are you sure? - Absolutely. I don't cry easily. 451 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:27,475 That's part of the problem. Give it to me straight. 452 00:33:27,774 --> 00:33:31,734 You're not terribly supportive and it shows in a lot of hurtful ways. 453 00:33:32,069 --> 00:33:33,469 That's straight. 454 00:33:33,696 --> 00:33:36,256 You're a little distant and opinionated 455 00:33:36,531 --> 00:33:38,807 and some of your jokes are cruel. 456 00:33:39,075 --> 00:33:41,544 You and the colonel are formidable. 457 00:33:41,828 --> 00:33:43,820 And you are awfully tough on people. 458 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,834 The colonel would say only the weak see us as tough. 459 00:33:47,124 --> 00:33:51,118 The colonel would be wrong. Most people are weaker than you two. 460 00:33:51,461 --> 00:33:56,138 - Patton was weaker than you two. - Too late. Don't try and kiss up now. 461 00:33:59,093 --> 00:34:02,086 Oh, Annie, Annie. 462 00:34:02,387 --> 00:34:04,538 Thank you for being so honest with me. 463 00:34:04,806 --> 00:34:07,640 Don't thank me yet. I need your help with something. 464 00:34:07,934 --> 00:34:12,531 - Anything. - Lucy was hoping to connect with you. 465 00:34:12,897 --> 00:34:17,369 With my mother gone, you're the only grandmother she has. 466 00:34:17,734 --> 00:34:20,294 She really misses my mom, 467 00:34:20,570 --> 00:34:23,039 so I thought if she could connect with you, 468 00:34:23,323 --> 00:34:26,202 maybe she'd feel a little less lonely. 469 00:34:27,284 --> 00:34:29,674 I'll see what I can do. 470 00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:39,755 Even if you win the Viper, Mom and Dad will never let you sit in it. 471 00:34:40,087 --> 00:34:43,364 Not if I win. When I win. I'm lucky, remember? 472 00:34:43,674 --> 00:34:47,588 If you're so lucky, how come we can only leave here to go to the bathroom? 473 00:34:47,928 --> 00:34:51,239 - George is a jinx. - You better get used to it. 474 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:56,073 Because he's going to be around for a long, long time. 475 00:34:57,561 --> 00:34:59,792 [HAPPY WHINES] 476 00:35:00,772 --> 00:35:02,570 And so it begins. 477 00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:10,957 What are you doing? 478 00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,915 We move out first thing in the morning. 479 00:35:16,202 --> 00:35:19,912 - Then take me with you. Please. - George, that's enough. 480 00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:23,764 You're lucky to be living here and I won't stand for any whining. 481 00:35:24,084 --> 00:35:26,474 Why can't you adopt me? 482 00:35:26,753 --> 00:35:28,904 I'll be good. I'll stay out of your way. 483 00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:32,848 You won't even know I'm there. [SOBS] 484 00:35:34,594 --> 00:35:36,586 George, listen to me. 485 00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:41,499 Eric is smart about things like this. 486 00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:43,925 He's a good man, a smart man. 487 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:48,896 If you're lucky, you'll grow up to be like him. 488 00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:53,745 Anyway, why would you wanna live with a couple of old warhorses like us? 489 00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:57,309 - You've got a house of great kids here. - They're dreamers. 490 00:35:57,614 --> 00:36:00,334 There's nothing wrong with a little dreaming. 491 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:01,606 No. 492 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,217 Time you settled down and started some dreaming of your own. 493 00:36:05,537 --> 00:36:09,770 I already did. My dream... was to be with you. 494 00:36:15,087 --> 00:36:17,079 I want you to be a good boy 495 00:36:17,339 --> 00:36:19,535 and I want you to stay out of trouble, 496 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,190 and that's an order. 497 00:36:23,512 --> 00:36:25,504 Yes, sir. 498 00:36:33,479 --> 00:36:35,391 - Excuse me. - Oh! 499 00:36:35,647 --> 00:36:39,846 - You just scared me to death! - I'm sorry. I know what that's like. 500 00:36:40,193 --> 00:36:42,503 My mom and I were robbed once. 501 00:36:42,779 --> 00:36:45,533 Some guy put a gun to my head and took everything, 502 00:36:45,823 --> 00:36:49,055 including my mom's wedding rings. 503 00:36:49,368 --> 00:36:51,644 Those rings. 504 00:36:51,912 --> 00:36:54,507 I was too afraid to do anything at the time. 505 00:36:54,789 --> 00:36:58,669 It sounds like you had good reason to be scared. 506 00:36:59,001 --> 00:37:04,599 Yeah, maybe. But it changed the way I looked at things, mostly at myself. 507 00:37:05,006 --> 00:37:10,035 I'd like to have the old me back. I don't know if that'll ever happen. 508 00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:14,422 I sure would like my mom to have her wedding rings back. 509 00:37:21,312 --> 00:37:22,792 [KNOCKING] 510 00:37:25,399 --> 00:37:30,838 - I'll leave you so you two can talk. - I had something I wanted to show you. 511 00:37:31,238 --> 00:37:33,036 - Really? - Mm-hm. 512 00:37:33,281 --> 00:37:36,672 Your relationship with Jimmy Moon reminded me of something. 513 00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:39,189 What's that? 514 00:37:39,453 --> 00:37:43,493 This is the first love letter the colonel ever wrote to me. 515 00:37:43,832 --> 00:37:45,630 I keep it in my wallet. 516 00:37:45,876 --> 00:37:51,349 I can tell you are a person who appreciates great passion. 517 00:37:54,467 --> 00:37:58,780 - My dearest Poochie Check? - I wasn't crazy about that name either. 518 00:37:59,137 --> 00:38:02,369 But it was the dog in the colonel's favourite comic strip. 519 00:38:02,682 --> 00:38:05,356 I used to cut it out and send it to him every day. 520 00:38:06,894 --> 00:38:10,888 Just see that it gets back to me in the morning. Don't tell the colonel. 521 00:38:11,231 --> 00:38:13,348 OK. Thank you. 522 00:38:20,281 --> 00:38:22,273 Poochie Check? 523 00:38:30,582 --> 00:38:34,178 - Did we wake you? - I'd stop sleeping eventually. 524 00:38:34,502 --> 00:38:38,496 - Solve the problems of the world yet? - No, but it's still early. 525 00:38:41,216 --> 00:38:43,208 Thanks. 526 00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:47,856 You know, I was thinking, remember that night that guy robbed us? 527 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:52,094 - Very well. - Well, now you can let it go. 528 00:38:54,186 --> 00:38:56,178 I'm going to. 529 00:38:58,565 --> 00:39:00,443 Oh. 530 00:39:12,911 --> 00:39:15,028 - Sorry you gotta go. - I know. 531 00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:19,999 We plan to come back. We've gotta see you play in that basketball game. 532 00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:22,367 Thanks for sharing. 533 00:39:24,504 --> 00:39:27,656 - Hey, thanks for the candy. - Ditto. 534 00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:30,480 Anytime, anytime. 535 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,436 Listen, you, no boys and no cars for at least another ten years. 536 00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:37,597 Amen. Then what? 537 00:39:37,891 --> 00:39:39,883 We'll talk again. 538 00:39:40,685 --> 00:39:42,677 - Good plan. - [CAR HORN] 539 00:39:46,315 --> 00:39:48,307 Cab's here. 540 00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,629 Dad, hang on. 541 00:39:58,534 --> 00:40:00,526 You forgot these. 542 00:40:01,995 --> 00:40:04,430 It's George's adoption papers. 543 00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:09,239 We were up all night talking about it. 544 00:40:09,544 --> 00:40:12,104 Your names should go on them. 545 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:16,169 Well, the last I heard, you thought we weren't fit parents for fish. 546 00:40:16,508 --> 00:40:21,299 Only some fish. You're the family George wants and needs. 547 00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:23,511 - You mean...? - Yes, George. 548 00:40:23,765 --> 00:40:26,075 After waiting all this time for a family, 549 00:40:26,350 --> 00:40:30,663 we think you deserve to be with the people that you wanna be with. 550 00:40:31,021 --> 00:40:32,740 Oh, Annie, thank you. 551 00:40:34,482 --> 00:40:39,113 Life doesn't give you many chances to go back and do things again. 552 00:40:39,487 --> 00:40:42,958 - And maybe do them better. - ERIC: I know. 553 00:40:43,282 --> 00:40:46,480 I know you did the best you could. 554 00:40:46,785 --> 00:40:51,905 Whatever problems that my sister and I may have had, 555 00:40:52,290 --> 00:40:55,442 we also had parents who... 556 00:40:55,751 --> 00:40:58,585 who took care of us and worked hard for us. 557 00:40:58,879 --> 00:41:03,908 After 18 years and five, almost six kids, 558 00:41:05,343 --> 00:41:07,733 I know that's no small potatoes. 559 00:41:08,012 --> 00:41:12,245 - You're quite a man, Reverend. - So are you, Colonel. 560 00:41:12,599 --> 00:41:17,116 We haven't done so well as father and son. Should we just try friends? 561 00:41:17,478 --> 00:41:19,390 Yeah, it sounds good. 562 00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:31,640 - Oh. - [LOUD MUSIC] 563 00:41:31,866 --> 00:41:34,142 - Oh! - [MUSIC STOPS] 564 00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:37,717 George, ready to roll? We gotta get you home. 565 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,875 Yes, sir. Home sounds good. 566 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,397 - Yeah. - [KNOCK AT DOOR] 567 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,660 I'll get that. 568 00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:53,186 I'm from the raffle committee, here to present the Viper to a Mr Simon Camden. 569 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:56,871 - AKA Luckyman. - You've got to be kidding. 570 00:41:57,180 --> 00:42:00,776 - I've been expecting you. - What? You won the Viper? 571 00:42:02,226 --> 00:42:04,263 Yes. 572 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,230 - We have to check this out. - You didn't get enough yesterday? 573 00:42:08,565 --> 00:42:11,717 You owe the guy an apology and 50 bucks for the mailbox. 574 00:42:12,026 --> 00:42:16,623 We'll talk about the scratch on the van and driving without a permit 575 00:42:16,989 --> 00:42:21,268 and how your lives are going to change dramatically because of restrictions, 576 00:42:21,618 --> 00:42:24,178 but later when there are no witnesses. 577 00:42:26,164 --> 00:42:31,637 Mr Camden, Simon, unless I'm mistaken, you're not 18 yet, 578 00:42:32,044 --> 00:42:34,639 which makes you ineligible to keep this car. 579 00:42:34,922 --> 00:42:39,917 I know. I just wanted to win it and give my supernatural luck a workout. 580 00:42:40,301 --> 00:42:42,293 I only use my powers for good. 581 00:42:42,553 --> 00:42:45,068 Kid wins a raffle, now he's got superpowers. 582 00:42:45,347 --> 00:42:47,987 - [CLEARS THROAT] - And who am I to argue? 583 00:42:48,267 --> 00:42:51,021 - Is the scary guy still looking at me? - [CAR HORN] 584 00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:55,669 Ruth, George, Son. Time to step it up and move it out. 585 00:42:57,733 --> 00:43:00,532 Love you forever. I love you. 586 00:43:02,738 --> 00:43:04,855 We'll be back. Soon. 587 00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:07,107 Wait. Here we are. 588 00:43:08,493 --> 00:43:12,407 Would it be OK if my dad just took me for a ride around the block? 589 00:43:12,746 --> 00:43:14,146 [CLEARS THROAT] 590 00:43:14,373 --> 00:43:17,571 Whatever the boy wants. Fine-looking boy, too. 591 00:43:20,462 --> 00:43:24,536 A Viper. There's a lot of horses under that hood. Maybe I should drive him. 592 00:43:24,882 --> 00:43:28,796 - Whose parents were just here? - Oh, all right. Have fun. 593 00:43:40,062 --> 00:43:44,056 I can't believe that in six years I'm gonna have to teach you how to drive. 594 00:43:44,399 --> 00:43:46,959 - In seven you can teach your brother. - Huh? 595 00:43:47,235 --> 00:43:50,194 Well, George is your brother now, right? 596 00:43:50,488 --> 00:43:53,401 Well, now that you mention it, I guess he is. 597 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:56,275 Poor George. 598 00:43:59,763 --> 00:44:01,755 [ENGINE GROWLS] 599 00:44:03,643 --> 00:44:05,635 [TYRES SCREECH] 600 00:44:07,643 --> 00:44:10,238 Whoo-hoo! 601 00:44:10,288 --> 00:44:14,838 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50701

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