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If they're our grandma and grandpa,
why do we have to call him Colonel?
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Your grandpa was a soldier
and he is very proud of it.
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- We call him Colonel out of respect.
- I thought it was out of fear.
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- I'm scared of both of them.
- Why do we all have to pick them up?
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They only like Mom and Mary anyway.
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We all pick them up because that's
what we do, that's what they like.
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- And your father won't do it alone.
- Bingo.
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- SIMON: But they're his parents.
- Why can't we go inside?
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They don't like
big, emotional gatherings.
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Do you think they'll bring the candy?
I hate the candy.
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Me too. It's as hard as a rock
and it doesn't even taste good.
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No one's ever finished a whole piece.
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Let me set your minds at ease.
They're going to bring the candy.
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We keep letting them think we love it,
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otherwise they'll bring
something we like less.
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Grandma Ruth and the colonel love us.
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We are going to be
just as thrilled to see them.
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- I bet they all came.
- Of course. All seven of them.
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They travel in a pack, like wolves.
Have you got the candy?
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I checked it with the luggage.
It's too heavy.
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I don't know why they love it.
It's ugly and it tastes terrible.
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They go on about it
like they've never seen candy.
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- Those kids go on about everything.
- You see 'em over there?
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Would you look at those teeth?
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How can they have such good teeth
when they eat all that candy?
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- They're here.
- They've spotted us.
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All right, time to paste on the smiles.
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- Hey, you made it.
- Hi, Grandpa.
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Eric.
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- Young man.
- Colonel.
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Oh, and Mary. Where's our Mary?
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It's good to be here.
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- [LOUD MUSIC]
- Oh!
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I'm rewiring the house
onto a clapper system.
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- I haven't got the kinks worked out.
- I'll go get that.
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We never quite know when things
are gonna turn on or off around here.
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- Grandma, you brought the candy.
- You know how the kids love the candy.
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Pass out that candy, Ruth.
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Great. Still divvying it up
according to our sizes.
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That's right, and you got the most.
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If I'd seen all that hair,
I would've brought more.
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- Honey, I'm losing it.
- Mom, Colonel, you must be bushed.
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Why don't I take you upstairs?
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- We are tired.
- Oh, very tired.
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But I think we can manage
to get to the room.
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Oh, Annie, we were so sorry
when we heard about your mother.
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Yes, a fine, fine woman she was.
How's your father holding up?
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He's... He's OK, you know.
It's just gonna take some time.
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Ruth, let's remember
to send Annie's father some steaks.
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Right.
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My parents.
Steaks and candy cure everything.
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What are you waiting for?
Run for your lives.
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- The middle girl, what's her name?
- Lucy.
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Lucy, yes. You know,
she talks more than Eric does.
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She went on and on
about her knucklehead boyfriend
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the entire way from the airport.
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If I get cornered again, I am going
to swallow a Rockeye antiarmour bomb
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and throw myself out a window.
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They sure push the envelope on perky.
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[CHUCKLES]
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We're lucky to have Annie and Mary.
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Our Mary has got enough salt
to make jerky.
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That Annie has always been a doer.
She's not afraid to get her hands dirty.
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Yeah. Well, they're all young yet.
They sure can use our influence.
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We should think about coming
more than once a year.
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Forget it. We can't afford the candy.
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So you wanna tell us
how to survive the next seven days?
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All right.
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One, never make eye contact with either
of them. They see that as a challenge.
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Two, keep moving.
Don't let them get a fix on you.
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Three, and most important,
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never show fear.
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I've been doing this 16 years.
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The colonel and fear
are like shark and blood.
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He smells it. He feeds on it.
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I must be like a 12-course dinner
because he scares me plenty.
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- What's everybody doing in here?
- Same thing you are.
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I'm going to the hardware store.
I thought you may wanna join me.
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- We would love to.
- Did you make a list?
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- Yeah, right here.
- Good girl.
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- Hi. Where are you going?
- To the hardware store.
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I know how much you hate the place.
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I could spend time
with Grandma and the colonel.
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Lucy, dear, we're going to be here
for a few days.
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If you don't like hardware,
there's no sense in going.
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- We'll have time later.
- It'll give us a chance to talk.
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I'll go. That way
you'll have someone to talk to.
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Well, come on, troops. Let's go.
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At least I've got my Viper
to think about.
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- What if you don't win the rattle?
- It's raffle.
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- Of course I'm gonna win.
- How come?
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I'm the kind of kid
that incredibly lucky stuff happens to.
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- It's so cute.
- Cute?
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The Viper is not cute.
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It's cool, awesome,
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classic, rad, bad or ultimate.
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It's not cute. Got it?
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Got it, locked it up,
threw away the key.
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Knock it off.
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First time Dad met Jimmy,
he didn't like him, but now he does,
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even though he's shy, because
some people get weird out about that.
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He talks to me. Yesterday he was saying
he was worried about his math test.
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I think one piece should do it.
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Emma, those are pretty. I never noticed
you wearing that necklace.
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I haven't had it for very long.
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I'm widowed. My husband never had
the money to buy me wedding rings.
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So my son gave them to me
about a month or so ago
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to kind of make up for it.
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- I'm sorry about that.
- Quiet. Look at the rings on her chain.
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Mom, those look exactly like yours.
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- LUCY: They do.
- I noticed.
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You see, a couple of months ago,
my son Matt and I were held up.
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The robber took my wedding rings.
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They look similar to yours,
but they're not quite the same.
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How terrible.
You all weren't hurt, were you?
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No. No, we were just
a little bit shaken up.
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- We'll see you, Emma.
- Thanks. Take care, Annie.
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Annie.
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You think those are your rings?
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I can't imagine Emma would be
wearing my stolen wedding rings.
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- Have you met her son?
- No.
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- You don't know what kind of boy he is.
- They're not mine, really.
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I thought you were going
to the hardware store.
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Well, I did. I had Annie drop me here.
I figured we ought to talk.
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Dad, do you mind putting out the cigar?
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There's kinda no smoking in the church.
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I'll bet God enjoys a good cigar
now and again.
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If he walks in and he's smoking,
feel free to light yours up again.
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Touch?.
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Eric, what happened
when your sister was out here?
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- Is she all right?
- [SIGHS]
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No, Dad, she's not. She's an alcoholic.
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But she's tough
and fully committed to rehab.
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- She's digging herself out.
- Tough people don't become alcoholics.
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All kinds of people become alcoholics.
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I suppose so. But not people
with discipline and focus.
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It's a good thing
you kids never tried the service.
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The service was never really
a dream of mine.
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You are a dreamer, Eric,
always have been.
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I guess that's why
your kids are dreamers.
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- My kids are fine.
- They're not fine.
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You just don't see it. That Matt's
gonna be real trouble. He's a rebel.
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Little Lucy is in desperate need
of attention and approval.
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Ruthie and Simon are well on their way
to being spoiled rotten.
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Not that they're not good kids.
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It's just that I see the possibility
of trouble in the future.
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I know my kids better than you do.
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Son, I'm sure you think you do.
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But with five children
you need eyes in the back of your head.
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I probably don't miss as much
as you think I do.
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How many people
are breathing in this room?
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- Two?
- Wrong.
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Three.
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Young fella, I think you've got
some explaining to do.
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- What are you, a cop?
- Colonel John Camden.
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United States Marine Corps.
This is private property.
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- Chill out, Schwarzkopf.
- Hi. I'm Eric Camden, the reverend.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm George, the orphan.
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I talked to Joan Kleric
at the orphanage.
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His name really is George
and he really is an orphan.
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He just got returned two weeks ago
from his 12th foster home.
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Oh, the poor little guy.
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Apparently George has figured out
that at the ripe old age of nine,
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he isn't considered a good catch,
adoption-wise.
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This is the third time he's run away.
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He's got guts and initiative.
But how did he wind up in your office?
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He was part of a kids' group
that Joan brought to Sunday services.
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She said the next day he asked questions
about me, and that night he took off.
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That orphanage is 20 miles away.
How could someone that young manage?
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- He must be a tough little thing.
- Survival skills, street smarts.
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- He's a born marine.
- Dad, he's nine.
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But I was hoping you'd feel that way.
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I was wondering if it'd be OK
with everybody if we kept him here.
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I could bring him back Monday.
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Sure. He's as cute as can be
and the kids seemed to like him.
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- Mom, Dad?
- RUTH: Absolutely.
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Who'd notice another kid around here?
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I think it's a crackerjack idea.
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Having him around might make everyone
appreciate how easy they have it.
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ANNIE: Oops.
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It's a sensitive system.
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It's like part hot rod,
part Luke Skywalker's ship.
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Yeah, I know. And pretty soon
all those parts are gonna be mine.
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How are you getting one of these?
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- I entered a raffle at the mall.
- So?
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I'm the luckiest human.
It's like a superpower.
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If I was a superhero,
I'd call myself Luckyman.
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If you were a superhero,
I'd come up with a better name.
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Luckyman sounds lame.
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Just go to sleep and drop it.
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Fine. Good night.
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[SIMON CLAPS]
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Mom and her dumb clapper system.
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Good night,... Luckyman.
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Just drop it.
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- Why are you sleeping here?
- Mom and Dad are in my room.
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So the colonel and Grandma Ruth
can use Mom and Dad's bathroom.
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That way, the two of them aren't
sneaking around the halls at night.
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- Can I sleep with you, Matt?
- Sure. Come on.
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There you go.
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I don't wanna be around George.
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He makes me wanna cry because
he doesn't have a mommy and daddy.
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Maybe George will find the right family.
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I hope so.
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- You said this would be romantic.
- I'm man enough to admit I was wrong.
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What's bothering you?
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Other than not getting along
with my parents for 40 years?
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You're used to that.
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- You wanna adopt George, don't you?
- No.
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We can't really afford another child.
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He's bound to have
some emotional problems.
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We'd have to give it a lot of thought
before making that commitment.
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- So you want him?
- I don't know.
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We did always say we'd adopt after Mary.
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- Then after Lucy.
- Then after Simon.
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And now it's after Ruthie.
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But we'd be crazy
to even consider it, I guess.
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Right?
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We are crazy.
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We'll talk to the kids
and George tomorrow.
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I can't.
My parents are right down the hall.
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- And you are what, 12?
- When they're here, yes.
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[BIG BAND MUSIC]
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My God, you're still as gorgeous
as you were 43 years ago
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when they carried me
into that medevac unit in Korea.
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I never thought I'd be happy
to have a bullet in the spleen.
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- But there you were.
- You ready to play?
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Am I ready to play?
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Come here.
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The name of the game is five-card draw.
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[KNOCKING]
232
00:17:37,146 --> 00:17:39,456
I thought they were all asleep.
233
00:17:39,732 --> 00:17:42,292
Come.
234
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:46,447
- I can't sleep. Wanna deal me in?
- Get your wallet.
235
00:17:46,779 --> 00:17:49,248
And close the door.
236
00:17:54,703 --> 00:17:58,982
Listen, George, you can fool my son
with this Huckleberry Finn act of yours.
237
00:17:59,332 --> 00:18:02,484
But that doesn't fly up here.
It's time you came clean.
238
00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:05,434
Come on.
He's just a youngster, remember?
239
00:18:05,713 --> 00:18:08,467
Let Grandma Ruth try.
240
00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:12,068
OK, spill your guts, flimflam boy.
241
00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:16,425
You saw my son as an easy target
from the start.
242
00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:20,201
I bet they're talking about
adopting you right now.
243
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:24,147
- Cagey little rascal.
- Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
244
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:28,029
I met the reverend, tracked him down
and he took the bait.
245
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,838
[CLEARS THROAT]
246
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:34,267
I see, and what do you think
now that you've scoped the place out?
247
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,971
I didn't know reverend guys could marry.
I was hoping to be the only child.
248
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:44,242
So, you ever seen any real action
or are you just a pencil pusher?
249
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:50,175
Real action? Son, let me tell you about
a little dance called the Korean War.
250
00:19:01,845 --> 00:19:05,043
I hope this is about
getting George back to the orphanage.
251
00:19:05,349 --> 00:19:08,820
The kid's starting to get on my nerves.
252
00:19:09,978 --> 00:19:11,617
What's up?
253
00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:16,645
We're thinking that maybe George
shouldn't go back to the orphanage.
254
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,585
Like ever.
255
00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:23,093
- Excuse me?
- We're going to adopt him?
256
00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:26,604
Well, that's what we wanted
to talk to you guys about.
257
00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:30,698
Your dad and I want to adopt him.
He needs a home.
258
00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:35,157
His chances of finding one are as good
as Simon's are of winning that car.
259
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:39,699
- Not amusing, Dad.
- You think he'll get quality time here?
260
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,322
- Can we afford him?
- It's a lot to take on.
261
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:47,824
Let me just say what we're thinking.
This is a seriously un-great idea.
262
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,371
Wow.
263
00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:54,075
We were sorta hoping
you'd be a little more enthusiastic.
264
00:19:54,392 --> 00:19:57,305
But at this point
we'll take vaguely interested.
265
00:19:57,603 --> 00:20:01,153
- I'm vaguely interested.
- Well, that's...
266
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,552
Oh, hi. Get some breakfast
before the herd gets back.
267
00:20:10,864 --> 00:20:13,254
- Where is everybody?
- Family meeting.
268
00:20:13,534 --> 00:20:17,210
- What's going on?
- Probably the big adoption meeting.
269
00:20:17,537 --> 00:20:20,530
Well, whatever happens,
it'll all work out.
270
00:20:20,832 --> 00:20:23,472
- You're a fine, decent boy.
- You bet.
271
00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:28,030
Hey, if this family takes me, I'll count
my blessings and be a man about it.
272
00:20:39,348 --> 00:20:42,307
Eric and Annie
should not be adopting that boy.
273
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:48,494
They won't, dear. If they do, they'll be
in for the fight of their lives.
274
00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:05,092
So, where were you for "All opposed"?
275
00:21:05,371 --> 00:21:09,570
Like I wanna say, "Sorry, but I vote
the little orphan kid you wanna adopt
276
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,987
should be thrown out in the street."
277
00:21:12,252 --> 00:21:15,768
It's gonna take time and attention
to get George adjusted.
278
00:21:16,089 --> 00:21:19,605
Ruthie'll be jealous,
so she'll need time and attention.
279
00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:23,601
Simon doesn't even like George.
That'll take time and attention.
280
00:21:23,929 --> 00:21:26,444
Lucy will freak out about quality time,
281
00:21:26,723 --> 00:21:30,080
so Mom and Dad'll have to give her
extra time and attention.
282
00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:32,703
- That'll pretty much tap them out.
- Oh.
283
00:21:32,978 --> 00:21:35,698
Leaving us time and attention free.
284
00:21:35,981 --> 00:21:38,860
Feel like learning how to drive?
285
00:21:39,150 --> 00:21:41,221
I don't even have a learner's permit.
286
00:21:41,486 --> 00:21:45,878
Something somebody would notice
only if they were paying attention.
287
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,756
- We'll take it to the church and back.
- Let the games begin.
288
00:21:52,704 --> 00:21:56,254
Deal. I'm in.
Thanks, you know, for everything.
289
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,488
I guess you're not interested
in our opinion about this.
290
00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:10,316
We're always interested
in your opinion.
291
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,473
Because you're here and stuff.
292
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:16,272
I don't know
why you'd have an opinion about this.
293
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,116
This adoption doesn't have
anything to do with you.
294
00:22:20,437 --> 00:22:24,989
That's not quite right. Once a year
you'll have to bring extra candy.
295
00:22:26,442 --> 00:22:29,037
What the hell does that mean?
296
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,792
Annie and I are going to raise
and take responsibility for George.
297
00:22:34,157 --> 00:22:37,673
We're going to guide him
and protect him and love him.
298
00:22:37,994 --> 00:22:41,988
So I don't see where your opinion
fits into any of this.
299
00:22:42,331 --> 00:22:45,608
That's wonderful. You're dreaming again.
300
00:22:45,918 --> 00:22:49,070
Who's gonna pay for the kid,
the adoption, court costs?
301
00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:52,133
How are you gonna send him to college,
302
00:22:52,423 --> 00:22:54,892
or any of your other five
for that matter?
303
00:22:55,176 --> 00:22:59,170
They'll get to college
the same way I did. They'll get jobs.
304
00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:03,146
You still resent me
for not paying your way.
305
00:23:03,433 --> 00:23:05,504
I never resented you for that.
306
00:23:05,768 --> 00:23:07,760
Yes, you did then and you still do.
307
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:11,616
But you needed to learn
that you have to work to get things.
308
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,579
I know that. I get it.
309
00:23:13,817 --> 00:23:17,208
Because I taught you
the value of hard work and discipline.
310
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,088
I'm happy to credit you!
311
00:23:19,322 --> 00:23:22,838
We just thought you might
already have your hands full.
312
00:23:24,159 --> 00:23:29,029
And if you have a problem with candy,
you should've said something years ago.
313
00:23:35,127 --> 00:23:38,120
I should have said
a lot of things years ago.
314
00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:42,620
[SIMON AND RUTHIE
IMITATE CAR ENGINE]
315
00:23:42,926 --> 00:23:47,125
You know, if I feel like going out
for a drive, I take a real car.
316
00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:51,785
By Ruthie's age, my foster brother
had taught me how to hot-wire a car.
317
00:23:52,142 --> 00:23:55,579
Is this something I should know?
318
00:23:55,896 --> 00:24:00,129
- No. He doesn't know either.
- Do too. Foreign or domestic.
319
00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:04,796
- Just tell me. I'm behind, aren't I?
- No, you're not. I don't believe you.
320
00:24:05,154 --> 00:24:08,830
The kid sitting in a cardboard box with
his little sister doesn't believe me.
321
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:12,992
- Boo-hoo.
- Why don't you prove it?
322
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:20,761
I'm sorry. For bugging you guys
yesterday at the hardware store.
323
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,619
It's just that...
324
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,058
- Well...
- What?
325
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,980
I'm really glad you're here. [SIGHS]
326
00:24:34,013 --> 00:24:36,733
I wish I knew what she wanted from us.
327
00:24:38,475 --> 00:24:43,231
Oh, can we borrow a car? I need
some things at the hardware store.
328
00:24:43,604 --> 00:24:47,518
- I'd be happy to take you.
- I appreciate the offer, Annie.
329
00:24:47,858 --> 00:24:50,134
I'd prefer to drive myself. Always have.
330
00:24:50,402 --> 00:24:53,520
To tell the truth,
we'd just like to get out on our own.
331
00:24:53,822 --> 00:24:57,099
Well, the keys are by the back door.
The wagon has a full tank.
332
00:24:57,408 --> 00:25:00,128
- Thanks. Shouldn't be long.
- Take your time.
333
00:25:02,579 --> 00:25:05,777
He drives like he's leading
the last convoy out of Saigon.
334
00:25:06,082 --> 00:25:08,358
He did lead the last convoy
out of Saigon.
335
00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:12,222
Yeah, but I didn't have to pay
the insurance on his tank.
336
00:25:17,968 --> 00:25:20,164
If you want me
to tell Mom and Dad, I will.
337
00:25:20,428 --> 00:25:23,626
I parked the van so close to the wall,
they'll never see it.
338
00:25:23,931 --> 00:25:27,242
- They won't notice the scratch?
- Hopefully not.
339
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,678
You are an extremely bad driver.
Were your eyes open?
340
00:25:30,979 --> 00:25:34,973
Our van is huge and that guy's mailbox
was in the middle of the street.
341
00:25:35,317 --> 00:25:37,912
We're heading out.
Can we drop you somewhere?
342
00:25:38,194 --> 00:25:40,709
- Like maybe at the barber?
- No, thanks.
343
00:25:40,988 --> 00:25:44,618
I got my hair cut a couple of days ago,
so I'd look great for you.
344
00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:47,829
That is pretty.
Next time, have the guy use scissors.
345
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,109
[LAUGHS]
346
00:25:56,460 --> 00:26:00,420
Luce, I'm going to the grocery store.
You wanna keep me company?
347
00:26:01,381 --> 00:26:05,057
- Or tell me what's going on?
- Nothing. It's stupid.
348
00:26:06,177 --> 00:26:08,817
I'll bet it isn't.
349
00:26:09,096 --> 00:26:11,088
[SNIFFLES]
350
00:26:13,225 --> 00:26:17,822
I'm trying so hard to get close
to the colonel and Grandma Ruth
351
00:26:18,188 --> 00:26:20,020
and it's not working.
352
00:26:20,273 --> 00:26:22,742
It's not working
because they don't like me.
353
00:26:23,025 --> 00:26:25,415
That's not true.
They love you very much.
354
00:26:25,694 --> 00:26:28,687
The colonel would throw himself
in front of a car for you.
355
00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:32,778
The colonel would throw himself
in front of a car for fun.
356
00:26:33,117 --> 00:26:38,033
Yeah, probably. Look, they have
their own way of doing things.
357
00:26:38,414 --> 00:26:41,327
They just don't
express themselves like...
358
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:44,379
- Normal people?
- Or like anyone we've met.
359
00:26:45,336 --> 00:26:47,896
Grandma Ruth
is the only grandma I have left.
360
00:26:48,172 --> 00:26:49,686
I know.
361
00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:54,944
Baby.
362
00:26:55,929 --> 00:26:57,568
It's OK.
363
00:26:57,806 --> 00:27:00,605
- I'm glad you'll get your rings back.
- What?
364
00:27:00,892 --> 00:27:05,364
That's why they went to the hardware
store, isn't it? To get your rings back?
365
00:27:05,729 --> 00:27:08,563
Oh, no. What have I done? Eric!
366
00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:14,595
- Eric!
- What? What? Are you OK?
367
00:27:14,862 --> 00:27:17,741
Your parents have gone
to get my wedding rings.
368
00:27:18,032 --> 00:27:22,185
The clerk at the hardware store was
wearing my wedding rings on a necklace.
369
00:27:22,536 --> 00:27:26,212
And with our car
you've made them mobile.
370
00:27:31,419 --> 00:27:33,411
You were saying?
371
00:27:40,552 --> 00:27:42,544
How do I look?
372
00:27:43,471 --> 00:27:45,861
Like you're in big trouble.
373
00:27:48,058 --> 00:27:49,333
[HORN BEEPS]
374
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,438
Get out of the car now.
375
00:27:52,812 --> 00:27:56,408
- We weren't doing anything.
- You were playing in the car.
376
00:27:56,733 --> 00:27:59,487
He wasn't gonna go anywhere,
just start it.
377
00:27:59,777 --> 00:28:03,407
- What?
- Don't help me anymore.
378
00:28:03,739 --> 00:28:06,299
It wasn't his fault. It was my idea.
379
00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:09,010
Maybe you should send me
to the orphanage.
380
00:28:09,285 --> 00:28:11,356
It's time for a little tough love.
381
00:28:11,621 --> 00:28:14,898
Simon, zip it. The three of you,
upstairs. Now. Come on.
382
00:28:18,126 --> 00:28:20,322
By the three of you, he means you too.
383
00:28:20,587 --> 00:28:24,297
I can count.
I can't hot-wire, but I can count.
384
00:28:31,555 --> 00:28:35,231
We'll deal with them when I get back.
Anybody wanna ride along?
385
00:28:37,727 --> 00:28:39,958
Chickens.
386
00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:59,695
You haven't seen
an intimidating man with white hair
387
00:28:59,997 --> 00:29:03,434
and a tall, arrogant woman
with perfect posture, have you?
388
00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,902
No, not yet. And I would remember.
389
00:29:07,211 --> 00:29:10,966
My husband died recently and
I find myself noticing couples a lot.
390
00:29:11,298 --> 00:29:13,415
I know, weird.
391
00:29:13,675 --> 00:29:16,474
No, it's not weird at all.
I'm sorry for your loss.
392
00:29:17,429 --> 00:29:19,580
This is a little awkward.
393
00:29:19,847 --> 00:29:23,807
My wife told me that those rings
were a gift from your son,
394
00:29:24,143 --> 00:29:29,093
but they look an awful lot like the ones
that I gave her 18 years ago.
395
00:29:29,481 --> 00:29:33,157
I'd be willing to pay you for them
or replace them.
396
00:29:34,318 --> 00:29:40,076
Well, I appreciate your situation,
but your wife said they weren't hers.
397
00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:45,360
These mean a lot to me.
I'm not letting go of them.
398
00:29:45,745 --> 00:29:48,419
I've lost enough. I'm sorry.
399
00:29:50,416 --> 00:29:53,215
Right. Thank you.
400
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:04,649
[PHONE]
401
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,924
I'm sorry we just dropped in on you,
402
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:11,061
but we're only in town a few days
and there's a lot of ground to cover.
403
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:15,387
I'm thrilled that you're here.
George needs a strong father.
404
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:19,485
And adoptions between
older children and older couples
405
00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,809
are often the best matches.
406
00:30:22,069 --> 00:30:27,827
We flirted with adoption in the past,
but it was just never the right time.
407
00:30:28,241 --> 00:30:31,154
Well, I hope this time it is.
408
00:30:31,452 --> 00:30:35,731
It was easy to arrange for a social
worker to meet with you in New York.
409
00:30:36,081 --> 00:30:40,360
But, of course, a lot of things are
easier when the governor calls ahead.
410
00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:44,386
He and I went through basic together
back when we were just pups.
411
00:30:44,714 --> 00:30:49,470
He could take out the enemy
with a rolled-up newspaper. Lovely man.
412
00:30:49,843 --> 00:30:52,483
I wish I could be there
when you break the news.
413
00:30:52,762 --> 00:30:54,754
Yes, it'll be something.
414
00:30:55,014 --> 00:30:58,724
Well, hope for the best,
prepare for the worst.
415
00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:01,052
We're going to war.
416
00:31:09,736 --> 00:31:10,726
Oh!
417
00:31:10,945 --> 00:31:13,665
Sorry to be so long.
The day just got away from us.
418
00:31:13,948 --> 00:31:17,862
Sorry we didn't call about dinner.
I hope it's not too late for dessert.
419
00:31:18,201 --> 00:31:21,319
It's never too late.
You didn't have to do this.
420
00:31:21,621 --> 00:31:24,090
Where have you been all day?
421
00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:29,838
Well, if you must know, we paid a visit
to George's social worker.
422
00:31:30,170 --> 00:31:33,800
Your father and I
have talked about this.
423
00:31:34,132 --> 00:31:36,522
We have decided to adopt George.
424
00:31:40,179 --> 00:31:43,536
Let's talk about this
calmly and rationally.
425
00:31:43,849 --> 00:31:48,128
- There's nothing rational about this.
- Well, let's start with calmly.
426
00:31:48,478 --> 00:31:51,949
George is not your average kid.
The adoption is gonna be hard.
427
00:31:52,273 --> 00:31:55,266
He's gonna need
a lot of love and support.
428
00:31:55,568 --> 00:31:58,322
- You have a corner on that market?
- Of course not.
429
00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:02,208
But support, of any kind,
is not one of your strong suits.
430
00:32:02,532 --> 00:32:03,966
That's not true.
431
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,590
You ever hold me or Julie
when we were upset?
432
00:32:06,869 --> 00:32:09,429
Did you ever allow us
to express our feelings?
433
00:32:09,705 --> 00:32:13,460
If you're asking me if we wiped
your noses and held your hands,
434
00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:17,991
no, we didn't have time, we were too
busy keeping a roof over your heads.
435
00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:20,898
- There's more to parenting than that.
- What?
436
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:24,962
You are not the parents for George.
437
00:32:25,302 --> 00:32:27,100
I love you and this family.
438
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:31,306
But you and this family
are not the best match for George.
439
00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:35,396
George needs structure and discipline,
yes, and love and support.
440
00:32:35,728 --> 00:32:38,926
I'm sorry if you think
we didn't give you enough of that.
441
00:32:39,231 --> 00:32:41,382
But as bad a father as you think I was,
442
00:32:41,650 --> 00:32:45,405
I never would have stuck with a decision
that would upend my family
443
00:32:45,737 --> 00:32:49,890
and deny a nice little human being
what was best for him out of spite!
444
00:32:50,241 --> 00:32:52,801
It has nothing to do with spite.
445
00:32:53,076 --> 00:32:55,591
Are you sure about that?
446
00:33:01,959 --> 00:33:05,031
I'm gonna go for a walk.
447
00:33:09,716 --> 00:33:13,596
I suppose you agree with Eric.
448
00:33:13,928 --> 00:33:17,239
- Only when he's right.
- OK, OK.
449
00:33:18,349 --> 00:33:20,341
So let me have it.
450
00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:24,144
- Are you sure?
- Absolutely. I don't cry easily.
451
00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:27,475
That's part of the problem.
Give it to me straight.
452
00:33:27,774 --> 00:33:31,734
You're not terribly supportive
and it shows in a lot of hurtful ways.
453
00:33:32,069 --> 00:33:33,469
That's straight.
454
00:33:33,696 --> 00:33:36,256
You're a little distant and opinionated
455
00:33:36,531 --> 00:33:38,807
and some of your jokes are cruel.
456
00:33:39,075 --> 00:33:41,544
You and the colonel are formidable.
457
00:33:41,828 --> 00:33:43,820
And you are awfully tough on people.
458
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,834
The colonel would say
only the weak see us as tough.
459
00:33:47,124 --> 00:33:51,118
The colonel would be wrong.
Most people are weaker than you two.
460
00:33:51,461 --> 00:33:56,138
- Patton was weaker than you two.
- Too late. Don't try and kiss up now.
461
00:33:59,093 --> 00:34:02,086
Oh, Annie, Annie.
462
00:34:02,387 --> 00:34:04,538
Thank you for being so honest with me.
463
00:34:04,806 --> 00:34:07,640
Don't thank me yet.
I need your help with something.
464
00:34:07,934 --> 00:34:12,531
- Anything.
- Lucy was hoping to connect with you.
465
00:34:12,897 --> 00:34:17,369
With my mother gone,
you're the only grandmother she has.
466
00:34:17,734 --> 00:34:20,294
She really misses my mom,
467
00:34:20,570 --> 00:34:23,039
so I thought
if she could connect with you,
468
00:34:23,323 --> 00:34:26,202
maybe she'd feel a little less lonely.
469
00:34:27,284 --> 00:34:29,674
I'll see what I can do.
470
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:39,755
Even if you win the Viper, Mom and Dad
will never let you sit in it.
471
00:34:40,087 --> 00:34:43,364
Not if I win. When I win.
I'm lucky, remember?
472
00:34:43,674 --> 00:34:47,588
If you're so lucky, how come we can
only leave here to go to the bathroom?
473
00:34:47,928 --> 00:34:51,239
- George is a jinx.
- You better get used to it.
474
00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:56,073
Because he's going to be around
for a long, long time.
475
00:34:57,561 --> 00:34:59,792
[HAPPY WHINES]
476
00:35:00,772 --> 00:35:02,570
And so it begins.
477
00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:10,957
What are you doing?
478
00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:15,915
We move out first thing in the morning.
479
00:35:16,202 --> 00:35:19,912
- Then take me with you. Please.
- George, that's enough.
480
00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:23,764
You're lucky to be living here
and I won't stand for any whining.
481
00:35:24,084 --> 00:35:26,474
Why can't you adopt me?
482
00:35:26,753 --> 00:35:28,904
I'll be good. I'll stay out of your way.
483
00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:32,848
You won't even know I'm there. [SOBS]
484
00:35:34,594 --> 00:35:36,586
George, listen to me.
485
00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:41,499
Eric is smart about things like this.
486
00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:43,925
He's a good man, a smart man.
487
00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:48,896
If you're lucky,
you'll grow up to be like him.
488
00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:53,745
Anyway, why would you wanna live
with a couple of old warhorses like us?
489
00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:57,309
- You've got a house of great kids here.
- They're dreamers.
490
00:35:57,614 --> 00:36:00,334
There's nothing wrong
with a little dreaming.
491
00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:01,606
No.
492
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,217
Time you settled down
and started some dreaming of your own.
493
00:36:05,537 --> 00:36:09,770
I already did.
My dream... was to be with you.
494
00:36:15,087 --> 00:36:17,079
I want you to be a good boy
495
00:36:17,339 --> 00:36:19,535
and I want you to stay out of trouble,
496
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,190
and that's an order.
497
00:36:23,512 --> 00:36:25,504
Yes, sir.
498
00:36:33,479 --> 00:36:35,391
- Excuse me.
- Oh!
499
00:36:35,647 --> 00:36:39,846
- You just scared me to death!
- I'm sorry. I know what that's like.
500
00:36:40,193 --> 00:36:42,503
My mom and I were robbed once.
501
00:36:42,779 --> 00:36:45,533
Some guy put a gun to my head
and took everything,
502
00:36:45,823 --> 00:36:49,055
including my mom's wedding rings.
503
00:36:49,368 --> 00:36:51,644
Those rings.
504
00:36:51,912 --> 00:36:54,507
I was too afraid
to do anything at the time.
505
00:36:54,789 --> 00:36:58,669
It sounds like you had good reason
to be scared.
506
00:36:59,001 --> 00:37:04,599
Yeah, maybe. But it changed the way
I looked at things, mostly at myself.
507
00:37:05,006 --> 00:37:10,035
I'd like to have the old me back.
I don't know if that'll ever happen.
508
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:14,422
I sure would like my mom
to have her wedding rings back.
509
00:37:21,312 --> 00:37:22,792
[KNOCKING]
510
00:37:25,399 --> 00:37:30,838
- I'll leave you so you two can talk.
- I had something I wanted to show you.
511
00:37:31,238 --> 00:37:33,036
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
512
00:37:33,281 --> 00:37:36,672
Your relationship with Jimmy Moon
reminded me of something.
513
00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:39,189
What's that?
514
00:37:39,453 --> 00:37:43,493
This is the first love letter
the colonel ever wrote to me.
515
00:37:43,832 --> 00:37:45,630
I keep it in my wallet.
516
00:37:45,876 --> 00:37:51,349
I can tell you are a person
who appreciates great passion.
517
00:37:54,467 --> 00:37:58,780
- My dearest Poochie Check?
- I wasn't crazy about that name either.
518
00:37:59,137 --> 00:38:02,369
But it was the dog
in the colonel's favourite comic strip.
519
00:38:02,682 --> 00:38:05,356
I used to cut it out
and send it to him every day.
520
00:38:06,894 --> 00:38:10,888
Just see that it gets back to me
in the morning. Don't tell the colonel.
521
00:38:11,231 --> 00:38:13,348
OK. Thank you.
522
00:38:20,281 --> 00:38:22,273
Poochie Check?
523
00:38:30,582 --> 00:38:34,178
- Did we wake you?
- I'd stop sleeping eventually.
524
00:38:34,502 --> 00:38:38,496
- Solve the problems of the world yet?
- No, but it's still early.
525
00:38:41,216 --> 00:38:43,208
Thanks.
526
00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:47,856
You know, I was thinking,
remember that night that guy robbed us?
527
00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:52,094
- Very well.
- Well, now you can let it go.
528
00:38:54,186 --> 00:38:56,178
I'm going to.
529
00:38:58,565 --> 00:39:00,443
Oh.
530
00:39:12,911 --> 00:39:15,028
- Sorry you gotta go.
- I know.
531
00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:19,999
We plan to come back. We've gotta
see you play in that basketball game.
532
00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:22,367
Thanks for sharing.
533
00:39:24,504 --> 00:39:27,656
- Hey, thanks for the candy.
- Ditto.
534
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:30,480
Anytime, anytime.
535
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,436
Listen, you, no boys and no cars
for at least another ten years.
536
00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:37,597
Amen. Then what?
537
00:39:37,891 --> 00:39:39,883
We'll talk again.
538
00:39:40,685 --> 00:39:42,677
- Good plan.
- [CAR HORN]
539
00:39:46,315 --> 00:39:48,307
Cab's here.
540
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,629
Dad, hang on.
541
00:39:58,534 --> 00:40:00,526
You forgot these.
542
00:40:01,995 --> 00:40:04,430
It's George's adoption papers.
543
00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:09,239
We were up all night talking about it.
544
00:40:09,544 --> 00:40:12,104
Your names should go on them.
545
00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:16,169
Well, the last I heard, you thought
we weren't fit parents for fish.
546
00:40:16,508 --> 00:40:21,299
Only some fish. You're the family
George wants and needs.
547
00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:23,511
- You mean...?
- Yes, George.
548
00:40:23,765 --> 00:40:26,075
After waiting
all this time for a family,
549
00:40:26,350 --> 00:40:30,663
we think you deserve to be with
the people that you wanna be with.
550
00:40:31,021 --> 00:40:32,740
Oh, Annie, thank you.
551
00:40:34,482 --> 00:40:39,113
Life doesn't give you many chances
to go back and do things again.
552
00:40:39,487 --> 00:40:42,958
- And maybe do them better.
- ERIC: I know.
553
00:40:43,282 --> 00:40:46,480
I know you did the best you could.
554
00:40:46,785 --> 00:40:51,905
Whatever problems
that my sister and I may have had,
555
00:40:52,290 --> 00:40:55,442
we also had parents who...
556
00:40:55,751 --> 00:40:58,585
who took care of us
and worked hard for us.
557
00:40:58,879 --> 00:41:03,908
After 18 years
and five, almost six kids,
558
00:41:05,343 --> 00:41:07,733
I know that's no small potatoes.
559
00:41:08,012 --> 00:41:12,245
- You're quite a man, Reverend.
- So are you, Colonel.
560
00:41:12,599 --> 00:41:17,116
We haven't done so well as father
and son. Should we just try friends?
561
00:41:17,478 --> 00:41:19,390
Yeah, it sounds good.
562
00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:31,640
- Oh.
- [LOUD MUSIC]
563
00:41:31,866 --> 00:41:34,142
- Oh!
- [MUSIC STOPS]
564
00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:37,717
George, ready to roll?
We gotta get you home.
565
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,875
Yes, sir. Home sounds good.
566
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,397
- Yeah.
- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
567
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,660
I'll get that.
568
00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:53,186
I'm from the raffle committee, here to
present the Viper to a Mr Simon Camden.
569
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:56,871
- AKA Luckyman.
- You've got to be kidding.
570
00:41:57,180 --> 00:42:00,776
- I've been expecting you.
- What? You won the Viper?
571
00:42:02,226 --> 00:42:04,263
Yes.
572
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,230
- We have to check this out.
- You didn't get enough yesterday?
573
00:42:08,565 --> 00:42:11,717
You owe the guy an apology
and 50 bucks for the mailbox.
574
00:42:12,026 --> 00:42:16,623
We'll talk about the scratch on the van
and driving without a permit
575
00:42:16,989 --> 00:42:21,268
and how your lives are going to change
dramatically because of restrictions,
576
00:42:21,618 --> 00:42:24,178
but later when there are no witnesses.
577
00:42:26,164 --> 00:42:31,637
Mr Camden, Simon,
unless I'm mistaken, you're not 18 yet,
578
00:42:32,044 --> 00:42:34,639
which makes you ineligible
to keep this car.
579
00:42:34,922 --> 00:42:39,917
I know. I just wanted to win it
and give my supernatural luck a workout.
580
00:42:40,301 --> 00:42:42,293
I only use my powers for good.
581
00:42:42,553 --> 00:42:45,068
Kid wins a raffle,
now he's got superpowers.
582
00:42:45,347 --> 00:42:47,987
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- And who am I to argue?
583
00:42:48,267 --> 00:42:51,021
- Is the scary guy still looking at me?
- [CAR HORN]
584
00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:55,669
Ruth, George, Son.
Time to step it up and move it out.
585
00:42:57,733 --> 00:43:00,532
Love you forever. I love you.
586
00:43:02,738 --> 00:43:04,855
We'll be back. Soon.
587
00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:07,107
Wait. Here we are.
588
00:43:08,493 --> 00:43:12,407
Would it be OK if my dad just took me
for a ride around the block?
589
00:43:12,746 --> 00:43:14,146
[CLEARS THROAT]
590
00:43:14,373 --> 00:43:17,571
Whatever the boy wants.
Fine-looking boy, too.
591
00:43:20,462 --> 00:43:24,536
A Viper. There's a lot of horses under
that hood. Maybe I should drive him.
592
00:43:24,882 --> 00:43:28,796
- Whose parents were just here?
- Oh, all right. Have fun.
593
00:43:40,062 --> 00:43:44,056
I can't believe that in six years I'm
gonna have to teach you how to drive.
594
00:43:44,399 --> 00:43:46,959
- In seven you can teach your brother.
- Huh?
595
00:43:47,235 --> 00:43:50,194
Well, George is your brother now, right?
596
00:43:50,488 --> 00:43:53,401
Well, now that you mention it,
I guess he is.
597
00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:56,275
Poor George.
598
00:43:59,763 --> 00:44:01,755
[ENGINE GROWLS]
599
00:44:03,643 --> 00:44:05,635
[TYRES SCREECH]
600
00:44:07,643 --> 00:44:10,238
Whoo-hoo!
601
00:44:10,288 --> 00:44:14,838
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