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- You want to support my foundation? - Sorry, but some people actually have to work here.

And these were a gift from my boyfriend.

And this is mine.

Are you done yet?

In a minute. And this time without interruptions, ok?

They said they wouldn't use this.

So how did you like the first episode of your show, Jasmin?

A lot going on with you and Kurt, huh?

Would you turn of the camera, please?

- I thought the first episode was really funny. - I think you'd better go now.

- Jasmin, what did you think of... - No more questions, man.

Guys.

Get out. No more questions.

Guys!

Ok, we got everything. We can go.

What you're putting on the air there is outrageous! You make me look totally one dimensional!

I'm not gonna stand for this.

Total asshole. The producer says it's up to the station.

Outrageous.

Maybe the second episode will be better.

Yeah, they probably just did it for the rating.

Don't you have any say in it?

She gave up her veto power.

What?

Yes, they...they promised me my own fashion show, if I give up my veto.

And you did it just like that.

Hello? My own show! It's my big break!

Well, that was pretty much an own goal, wasn't it? What?

But, it's not like it wasn't funny at all.

Very funny, Nele.

- Hey, don't snap at Nele now. It's not her fault you're so naive, is it? - Leave me alone.

Pick up.

Jasmin. What's up?

Kurt, you still have your veto power, right?

Ron, turn the volume down!

What's up?

They make me look like a hysterical bitch on the show. You have to make them take it off the air immediately.

We're already on the air?

What? You haven't watched it?

Sorry, but I have to promote my album. I don't care about this childish crap.

Kurt, you have to help me.

I'm sorry, Jasmin.

Kurt, you owe me this much!

Hello?

Jerk.

Are you ready?

Just two more Bakshi mails

Kathrin, could I talk to you in private for a minute?

This is a really bad time.

Kurt&Jasmin Backstage went on the air today, and it was a complete horror trip.

Here you are. They're in chronological order.

I know, you warned me from the start, but if they don't take it off the air, I can forget about my acting career. They are showing me up! They make me look like a total bitch!

That's the way these kind of shows work. What did you expect?

But you know the woman who's the head of the station. Can't you talk to her? You'd really help me a lot.

Do you have any idea what's going on here? I'm so fed up with your childish crap! Grow up, Jasmin!

Here you go. You need some caffeine.

Thank you.

Sorry again, about earlier. I didn't mean it.

Already forgotten.

What am I gonna do now?

Eventually people will forget about the show.

And until then? I mean, when the separation is made public, they're bound to think, 'No wonder, with such a bitch.'

I don't think you came off that bad.

The next ten weeks are going to be nightmare. My husband's gone. My mother doesn't give a shit. People are gonna wag their tongues.

Look at it this way: People will either love you or hate you. You polarize.

Yeah, Nele's right. I mean, bitches are always the most successful.

But I'm not like that.

Yes, I know.

By now, people know it's all staged, with the fighting and so on.

Seriously. It's entertainment. And I think, you entertained me pretty well.

Yeah.

No 'yeah...'. Yes!

Yes!

- Yes! - Yes! - Yes!

You're great.

Hey, Mesut.

Hey, you bitched around big time! Awesome, man, I give you ten points!

Do you have the new Gossip?

No idea. Hey, I laughed my ass off. It was awesome! Oh.

Badak Sp�tkauf? Dude, why don't you call me on my cell?

It's her. Are you Jasmin? Of Kurt&Jasmin Backstage?

Yes. Do you want an autograph?

From you? Not in a million years.

How can Kurt put up with such a bitch?

Hey, turn off your fucking phone, ok?

Relax.

Get out of here! Right now.

Dude, what was that?