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Are you out of your mind?

Hey, hey...are you alright?

Well, I'm bleeding, damnit!

It's your own fault.

Kathleen, could you get us a napkin, please?

What the hell are you doing?

She provoked me.

So you punch her so hard her lip split open?

I'll go get the missing cable.

You've got to be kidding me!

Ok. What's the problem?

The bull dyke is the problem!

I thought my head was gonna come off! Ouch.

And why did she do that?

Because she has a screw loose! She totally lost it!

Just like that?

Man, Pia, you've got to kick her out.

I won't live under the same roof with the likes of her.

What is she gonna do next? Kick us in the face?

Hey.

You can go pack your things. You're out of here.

Man, I'm sorry.

Anni! That's insane. You can't punch Jasmin just like that!

Just like that?

Yes!

I take it, she didn't mention that she smacked me first.

Well, you shouldn't have come on to Kurt!

Jasmin! I'm not into guys!

Right, because you feel like it right now, fair weather lesbian?

Kurt's well rid of you.

Why? Because he has you by his side now to console him?

How stupid can you get?

Ok, maybe you are a lesbian. But letting Kurt hit on you tells me you want to spite me.

Of course! Because my world revolves around you... Man, girl, wake up! The sun doesn't orbit you!

What's wrong with you? You've been biting my head off ever since you moved in here!

- Yes, because I don't give a shit about your luxury problems! - Cut it out!

Jasmin, did you slap her first?

That was nothing! She called me a 'media whore'!

That was for the 'trend lesbian'!

That's enough for you to hit me til I bleed? She's moving out!

- Hello? I have a lease contract! - Man! Stop it!!

Have you gone crazy?

I have a million things to do, and you give me this childish crap! That's enough!

Yes, but the band insists on this particular water.

Hey.

I don't have time for your side of the story.

Order it? Ok, no problem. I'll try my luck somewhere else. Yes. Bye.

Pia, I'm sorry. Really. It was stupid to make such a fuss, and I know it.

Well, what was going on there, anyway?

You know, when Jasmin said 'trend lesbian'...

I just can't deal with it when people think being a lesbian is late-pubertal.

She knows perfectly well what it meant to me. And what does she do? All touchy-feely with Kurt.

I mean, Kurt screws anything with a pulse, but that's no reason for her to respond to his advances.

Come one, relax. Anni was probably just doing her job.

Whose side are you on?

On both! Kurt is an ass, and I'm sure Anni didn't mean anything by it.

My parents think I just haven't met the right guy yet. And then marriage, kids, blah blah blah.

Is that why you didn't open this?

My mother always sends me stuff I have no use for. And letters.

'Dear Anni, please give your father a call sometime. It's so hard on him that you don't speak anymore.'

See? Marzipan. I've always hated marzipan. I gives me a toothache.

'Dear Anni, we hope you're doing well in Berlin, and we're glad'...blah blah blah

Ah...here:

'Give your Dad a call. He thinks about you a lot and feels sad that we never hear from you.'

Clear case of distorted perception. My father doesn't speak to me anymore. At least not as long as I'm a lesbian.

Shit...

As long as they can't accept me for who I am, they can stuff it.

Good decision.

Stop, wait a minute. What are you gonna do with all the candy?

Throw it out.

But I love marzipan.

Knock yourself out, then.

Are we playing call center now?

Yeah. And housewives offering phone sex, so they can iron at the same time.

Well, you want to coordinate all areas, right?

Yes, ok, give me that.

Hey.

Hey. So? How's your lip?

Could you take this with you to the bar, please?

Sure.

Wait. Let me give you a hand.

I'm sorry about yesterday. I blew a fuse.

The thing with the 'trend lesbian'...I guess that was uncalled for too.

For Pia?

For Pia.