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Would you stop cleaning in here already?!

How could I know you wanted to take a shower?

- You're doing this on purpose! - Hey, What the fuck, man...

- Would you please kick Anni out of the bathroom? - Why me?

Because the tv crew is gonna be here soon, and I haven't even taken a shower yet! And the stupid cow has to scrub the tub right now!

So, there you go. You can make it dirty again now.

The woman's nuts!

I'm sorry. Sort it out among yourselves, ok?

Would you relax? You can take your shower now.

You could have waited 10 minutes!

Maybe I've got better things to do than to follow your schedule!

Fuck, man. Jesus Christ!

You're kidding, right? Come on, get up!

I just changed the sheets! Would you get up?

Can I play my guitar in peace anywhere in this fucking apartment? Tell me.

The tv crew will be here soon, and you're still in your boxer shorts and t-shirt!

So what?

Would you please put some clothes on? Thanks.

- I like what I'm wearing. - Sure, you want to present yourself to the crew like this?

Why not? I'm fed up with this crap, anyway.

Forget it. I'm not gonna cancel on them again! That was totally embarrassing last week, just because you couldn't be bothered!

Kurt, these are the last two days of shooting. Maybe you could pull yourself together a little!

Please, get dressed.

And if I don't want to?

You're gonna want to.

Hurry up, ok?

Fuck it.

Of course I'll accompany him on tour. I can't wait!

Touring is exhausting. It's not for Jasmin. She doesn't know the music business.

We can't bear to be apart for long, anyway.

On the tour bus all day long, the band is always there, the gig at night, and afterwards things get wild.

With the fans?

Yes, yes, yes! Especially with the female ones.

But you would like Jasmin to come along, wouldn't you?

Of course. I mean, she's my wife.

Yeah!

Kurt totally loves Berlin! I think it's the first city where he really feels at home.

Yeah. I miss L.A. Everything there is more...relaxed.

Sometimes I think maybe I should live there again.

Ok, cut! Or do you need another take?

No, I got everything.

You were great. Totally authentic.

It was so much fun, really.

See you tomorrow then, for the last day of shooting.

- Yes! - Ok, guys, get a move on. Time is money.

Can't wait! Ciao!

Would you tell me what that was all about?

I'm talking to you.

Well, they asked me a question, and I answered. That's it.

After the gig, thing's get really wild? I mean, it does sound as if you wanted to hook up with groupies.

Bullshit.

Yes but, I didn't know you want to move back to L.A., either!

Hey, listen. L.A. is cool, ok? And I have a house there. I mean, what's your problem?

Honestly, it sounds like I have no idea what's going on in your head.

You're exaggerating.

No! Or as if we were about to get separated. This sounds really bad!

You're such a drama queen!

Man, I know how it must come across to the audience. Let's just shoot it again.

No! I can't stand this damn show anyway, you know?

Yes, but Kurt, this is not about you. It's about me for once, and my image as an actress!

And I don't want to look as if I didn't know you at all!

We're re-shooting it. Period.

Count me out.

What are you doing?

What am I doing? I've had it with your endless whining, this fucking shared apartment and the fucking show! I'm moving to a hotel.

Fuck it!

If they have to catch a flight, they go on first.

Yes, but that messes up the entire rundown sheet. Man, why couldn't they say so earlier?

Alright, from scratch then. Who plays next?

I have no idea what's wrong with Kurt. All of a sudden he makes such a fuss.

No, that doesn't work either. It would take too long to reset the stage.

Honestly, girls, ok? He should be glad about the show. I mean, it's free promotion!

Yeah well, but it's also really annoying to have tv guys running around here all the time.

Excuse me? Kurt is a musician. He needs publicity, ok?

Yeah, but apparently he's not as crazy about it as you are.

I mean, if I were him, I'd prefer renting a luxury villa to an apartment full of women, too.

Would you? And why?

Hello? Bitch alert? I'm surprised he put up with it for so long.

Says the expert on men, yeah?

You know what? Just be less difficult, or you're gonna scare him away altogether.

Kurt and I love each other. It's normal to have a fight now and then. It's all the better afterwards.

At the hotel, you mean?

Room service

Oh, champagne!

- You vile asshole! - Shit.

Shit

Please...