All language subtitles for 1966 - Paradise, Hawaiian Style

Coffee?

Coffee, Rick?

All right,
come on, Peggy.

It'll serve you right
if you get burned.

It won't be
the first time.

Oh my,
aren't we bitter.

That's no way
to start your vacation.

It's no vacation.

Oh? No trouble, I hope.

Well, I'm going home
to get away from trouble.

Now there's a switch,
even for you.

Uh...

Oh, thank you.

What's up, Rick?

I got fired.

Oh, I'm sorry.

But, knowing you, you must
have brought it on yourself.

Not this time.

You'll find a spot
with another airline.

Have you tried United?

I've tried them all.

But you're a good pilot.

Well, nobody questions
my ability.

It's my reputation.

Nobody will believe
I've changed.

I know. It's the girls
that stay the same.

Believe it or not, this
time, I was innocent.

I was sitting there flying,
minding my own business

when this soft feminine voice
came over the intercom

and told me there was
something smoldering
in the galley.

Don't tell me-- she was.

Right.

But I took it straight and
I went back to investigate.

And she took
advantage of you.

Are you going
to tell it, or am I?

All right, so she didn't
take advantage of you.

She kissed me.

That doesn't
sound too bad.

You never fought it before.

Well, we hit some turbulence

and we both wound up
on the deck

in full view
of the passengers.

Well, it makes
a good story.

Uh, how about having
dinner with me tonight?

Help me forget my troubles.

Uh-uh.

You've been away from
the islands too long, skipper.

I got over you years ago.

Well, thanks
for the sympathetic ear.

Part of the service.

Welcome to paradise,
Hawaiian style.

� Hawaii �

� USA �

� Hawaii �

� USA �

� We're flyin' �

� Comin' your way �

� Aloha �

� Hawaii, USA �

� Gee, it's great �

� To be in that 50th state �

� The land
of enchanted dreams �

� What an isle �

� Well, it's heaven,
tropical style �

� Where love weaves a spell �

� It seems �

� Gee, what fun �

� Just to swim
and surf in the sun �

� While the trade winds
caress �

� The sea �

� What a sight �

� Those exotic scenes
of delight �

� Are waiting for you �

� And me �

� Hawaii �

� USA �

� Hawaii �

� USA... �

Thanks a lot, Johnny.

Hey, missionary.

Oh, hi, native.

Welcome back to Paradise.

Why didn't you wire me?

I'd have been at the ramp
with a dozen Wahines.

I wanted to surprise you.

You did, you did.

How much vacation time
you got?

Indefinitely.

I got, I got let out
of the airlines.

So, what happened
this time? What'd you do?

You'd never believe it.

All right, don't tell me.

So what'll you do now,
missionary?

Aw, come on, Danny,
there hasn't been

a missionary in my family
for a hundred years.

You know that.

You can take the boy
out of the church

but you can't keep his hands
out of the cookie jar.

Who was the cookie?

All right,
she was a stewardess.

But I had nothing
to do with it.

All I had on my mind

was helping her put out
the fire in the galley.

And what was on fire?

She was.

( chuckling )

Hey, maybe you
can give me a job.

Are you out of your
pineapple-pickin' mind?

I go for days without even
a sniff of a customer

and with five kids to feed.

You got five kids?

At last count.

What are you trying to do,
sink the island?

Well, I've got
this nervous habit...

Well, you better try
biting your nails.

Hey, I set some lobster
nets out on the reef.

How about a lobster luau?

You haven't seen Betty
for a long time.

Well, I'd like to, Danny

but I've got to find a job
and a place to live.

Tomorrow.

Tonight, you stay with us.

In the morning, you can take
my car and go find a job.

Five kids?
Yeah.

You got yourself a baby-sitter.

Finish it up, Earl.

BOY:
Is this a picnic, Mama?

WOMAN:
It's a welcome home party
for Uncle Rick.

Now watch your step.

I have the biggest watermelon!

No, I do.

Now, now, no fighting.

Now be careful,
that's heavy.

Here you go, Rick.

Papaya and liquid oxygen.

( whistles )
What time do I blast off?

You won't know a thing
until you're in orbit.

It's the reentry
that's rough.

Are you two reminiscing
about old times?

We're just talking

about Rick's little
adventure with a...

Uh, uh...

I think the kids
would like to hear about

my, uh, skin-diving off Malibu.

That would be fun.

Yeah, sit down.

Well, I was down about 50 feet,
and I got lost.

And a beautiful mermaid came by
and offered me a can of tuna.

Oh, Uncle Rick...

What happened then,
Uncle Rick?

Well, uh, uh...
I ate the tuna, see...

and, uh, I held my breath
and I started swimming

and I swam all the way here.

That's why I'm so tired.

But you came
in Daddy's car.

We saw you.

Mmm, well, actually, the,
uh, the real truth is, uh...

I flew from
San Francisco, see

and my wings are tired.

But only angels
have wings.

And you're no angel,
because I heard Daddy say so.

Big mouth.

Why don't you take the kids
and go help your mother?

Okay, I'll go.

But don't believe
any of his stories, Mommy.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Number-one child's
very bright.

They all are.

It's tough
to keep up with them.

Yeah, it must be tough
to keep track of them.

Ah, you'll find out
one of these days.

Him married?
Not a chance.

Marriage and children
are for squares like us.

I'm glad
you're back, Rick.

It gets dull
without you around.

You know, no planes
being taxied into offices

on New Year's Eve,
no girls calling

at all hours of the night
looking for you

no irate fathers
writing to newspapers...

Yeah, I guess I did burn
some bridges behind me.

Well, you can always
go back to crop dusting

or, or working for
the Blackmont outfit.

I hear they're
looking for someone

to pilot
their helicopters.

Oh, I'm not
that desperate.
( kids shouting )

Where will
you live, Rick?

I'll get an apartment
in Eva Beach.

Well, there goes
that neighborhood.

Oh!

Hey, kids,
quiet it down!

KIDS:
We want Queenie!

Maya-maya,
where's my papaya?

Boolu-boolu,
it's in Honolulu.

KIDS:
Boolu-boolu,
it's in Honolulu.

Hey, Uncle Rick, look.
I'm Queenie Wahine.

You know,
you look like a little queen.

Come on, Uncle Rick,
tell us about Queenie Wahine.

Come on, tell us a story!

( ukulele plays )

� She sells sea shells,
by the seashore �

� But I know a gal
who sells so much more �

� Queenie Wahine's papaya
rates higher �

� Than pineapple,
pumpkin or poi �

� Please pick her papaya �

� Put Queenie Wahine
in perfect, perpetual joy �

� Though some peoples' palates
prefer pickle salads �

� Plum pudding,
pink popcorn, peach pie �

� Oh, Queenie's papaya
you'll truly desire �

� When that Queenie Wahine
passes by �

� Queenie Wahine's papaya
rates higher �

� Than pineapple,
pumpkin or poi �

� Please pick her papaya �

� Put Queenie Wahine
in perfect, perpetual joy �

� Though some people's palates
prefer pickle salads �

� Plum pudding �

� Pink popcorn �

� Peach pie �

� Oh, Queenie's papaya
you'll truly desire �

� When that Queenie Wahine
passes by �

� Queenie Wahine's
papaya rates higher �

� Than pineapple,
pumpkin or poi �

� Please pick her papaya �

� Put Queenie Wahine
in perfect, perpetual joy �

� Though some people's palates
prefer pickle salads �

� Plum pudding,
pink popcorn, peach pie �

� Oh, Queenie's papaya
you'll truly desire �

� When that Queenie Wahine
passes by. �

( all shouting and laughing )

You're fun, Uncle Rick!
You're fun!

Hey, Uncle Rick!

( honking )

Hey, Danny, you got
room for one more?

Sure, hop in.

Mr. Cubberson
is in alligator shoes.

Hmm, so I see.

Yes, I certainly am.

And our intention
is to see everyone

in alligator shoes,
Mister, uh...

Uh, Richards.
Rick Richards.

Aloha.
Aloha.

Mr. Cubberson's on his way
to the shoe convention on Maui.

Oh, the boys
always depend on me

for my old
keynote address.

I mustn't be late
and let them down.

They know they can
count on Cubberson.

How'd it go?

It's rough out.

That's too bad.

You'll find
another spot.

Good commercial
pilots are rare.

And so are alligator shoes

and that's
what we're trying to sell.

Alligator shoes are a symbol

of prestige,
of wealth, of importance.

Hey, yeah, you're right,
Mr. Cubberson.

Ah, I'm not going
back to work

for somebody else,
Danny.

Let me take the controls,
I want to show you

a place I looked at
this morning.

Why are we sinking?

Where are the life jackets?

Just a slight detour,
Mr. Cubberson.

No extra charge.

Oh, but I'm late now

and I have
to make that opening speech.

We'll get you there
in plenty of time.

Beautiful, aren't they?

Yeah, but, uh, so are

Mr. Cubberson's
alligator shoes.

What am I supposed
to be seeing?

'Cause whatever it is,
I don't.

Well, I came over to see
Blackmont, like you said

but instead of
going to work for him

we figured out a way
to scratch each other's backs.

I sold him on going into
partnership with us.

He scratches our backs
by putting up the choppers

we scratch his
by putting up the service.

Ah, what kind of service?

A personal air service.

Look, we both
know these islands, Danny.

We could use the choppers
to fly tourists to places

they could never reach by any
other means of transportation.

Three passengers at a time?

We couldn't afford it, and
neither could the customers.

Why not?

Cubberson has
the right idea.

Give the people a little
something special

and they'll pay for it.

Two choppers
would make it pay us.

And all we'd provide
is the service.

Well, not exactly.

Blackmont wants us
to put up $10,000 bond.

Yeah, I knew
there was a catch.

Where do we get
that kind of money?

Well, my severance pay

and the loan you're
going to get on your plane.

And if we can't meet
the payments

we lose both the choppers
and the bond, right?

Ah, yes, but we won't
let that happen.

Sorry, old buddy.

I love you like a brother,
but it's too risky.

Come on,
Cubberson's waiting.

Aloha, aloha!

Aloha!

Gentlemen, I greet you.

It's delightful to be here.

Oh, it's, it's good
to be well-liked.

Danny, I'd like you
to meet somebody.

We'll see you later,
Mr. Cubberson.

Sure.

Lehua!

Do I know you?

( clears throat )

Allow me
to introduce myself.

Rick Richards.
This is my buddy, Danny Kohana.

Aren't you
a little late?

Late?

We had a date,
remember?

( weak laugh )

Well, how could
I forget? When?

For dinner.

June 4, two years ago.

And you've been waiting
all this time?

Well, you must
be starving.

Not anymore.

I ate my heart out
for a day or two.

Lehua, I-I know I
gave you a bad time

but I'm a
different guy now.

Any change would
be an improvement.

I said I was sorry.

I'd like to make
it up to you.

How about joining
us for lunch?

Well, I'm on duty right now.

What time do you have?

12:18.

Fine. I'll meet you
at exactly same time

two years from today.

( sighs )

Lehua, I got a proposition
for you.

The same one?

We can help each other.

Sorry, we don't
provide that service anymore.

If you just listen
for a minute.

Look, Danny and
I are starting

a helicopter line
for the tourists.

Hey, wait.

We know these islands
better than anybody.

We can take
people to places

that nobody else can.

And you can help

by lining up some
passengers for us.

Not me, honey.

I been that route.

When you take somebody
for a ride

it's a long trip.

( chuckles quietly )

Uh, chow time?

I'm not giving
up that easy.

Don't go away.

Lehua, two years ago, I
got sent to the mainland.

I tried to phone
you before I left.

For your cards and letters,
I thank you.

Well, I'm not
much for writing

but I thought
about you a lot.

I wish I could believe that.

If you go
along with us

I'll prove it to you.

Look, you're the only one
that can help us.

I'll tell you what.

You scratch my back,
and I'll scratch yours.

Make bigger circles.

Mmm, bigger, Rick.

CUBBERSON:
Mr. Kohana!

Mr. Kohana!

Shh!

Quick, quick,
we've got to get
to the plane.

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

Uh, you've brought me
to the wrong convention

is what's the matter.

We're even on
the wrong island.

Wrong convention?

This is a convention
of the SPCA--

the Society for
the Prevention
of Cruelty to...

Alligators.

Oh, quick.

We've got to
get out of here.

They're liable
to lynch me.

I'm supposed to be at
the Hanalei Plantation.

But you said
the Maui Sheraton.

Well, I'm a stranger
around here.

How am I supposed to
know where I'm going?

That's the reason
I hired you.

No, you.

Okay, Mr. Cubberson.
Let's go.

Yeah, come on.

Hey, that's great.

I know another girl
at the Hanalei Plantation.

She can do us a lot
of good, too.

Spare me, will you,
Rick, buddy?

You're wasting your time.

Don't bet on it.

Come on, come on.

I'll talk to you
later, Lehua.

Oh... Oh, well,
I'm here in plenty of time.

I'd like to settle up
and buy you boys a drink?

I'll take a rain
check, Mr. Cubberson.

But don't forget us
on your next trip.

Oh, no, I won't.

I'll see you
later, Danny.

Aren't you forgetting something,
Mr. Cubberson?

Huh?

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

WOMAN:
Hey, Rick!

Rick, welcome home!

I'm glad
to be back, Lani.

I thought you
were dead, or
worse, married.

Well, I had a few
crash landings

but I managed
to walk away.

What's new in your life?

Just an absence
of you.

Come on.

Oh, where you taking me?

Down to the Piki Niki.

In case you've forgotten,
I work here.

Is Charlie running,
or do we walk?

Well, he's still temperamental,
but let's risk it.

Tell me you came back
to see me, Rick.

Go ahead,
lie a little.

Well, the truth is
I'm trying to start

a helicopter service
with Danny Kohana.

We could fly people to
out-of-the-way places
like Moonlight Beach.

Rick, you remembered!

Sure. It was a long walk,
but it was worth it.

Three days
of absolute heaven.

When can we go again?

Well, until I get
this business started

I'm going to be pretty
busy, but there is a way.

What's that?

Well, you could
recommend our service

to the hotel guests,
and I can combine work

with the pleasure
of seeing you.

And I'd be helping you get
your business started, right?

In a way like
nobody else could.

You scratch my back
and I'll scratch yours.

Huh? What about it?

Start scratching.

( quiet laugh )

And here she is,
and none too soon--

Hanalei's own Lani Kaimana.

( applause )

( fanfare plays )

( sultry pop intro plays )

� One good turn
deserves another �

� Be my love,
I'll be your lover �

� It's all part
of nature's laws �

� Ooba do-bop, do-bop �

� If you scratch my back �

� Ooba do-bop, do-bop �

� Then I'll scratch yours �

� Ooba do-bop,
a-dooba do-bop �

� If you'll scratch-a my back �

� Then I scratch-a your back �

� Like two peas in a pack �

� Let's get rid
of our itch together �

( musical interlude )

� Joy, they say,
is in the givin' �

( two drumbeats )

� Come on, give,
make life worth livin' �

( two drumbeats )

� Your welfare is my concern �

� Dooba do-bop, do-bop �

� Do a favor for me �

� Dooba do-bop, do-bop �

� I'll do one in return �

� Dooba do-bop,
a-dooba, do-bop �

� If you'll scratch-a my back �

� Then I'll scratch-a
your back �

� Like two peas in a pack �

� Let's get rid
of our itch together, hmm �

( two drumbeats )

� Scratch me now,
a little lower �

� What a feeling,
do it slower �

� That's it, hmm,
you're gettin' hot �

� Well, I gotta admit �

� Dooba, do-bop, do-bop �

� You just hit the spot �

� Dooba, do-bop,
dooba, do-bop �

� If you'll
scratch-a my back �

� Then I'll
scratch-a your back �

� Like two peas in a pack �

� Let's get rid
of our itch together �

� If you scratch-a my back �

� Then I'll
scratch-a your back �

� Like two peas in a pack �

� Let's get rid
of our itch together. �

( music continues )

( song ends )

( applause )

( instrumental resumes )

( applause continues )

( humming quietly )

Hey, Danny, Blackmont
won't wait much longer.

I mean, where
would we be

if Captain Cook
hadn't taken a chance?

You'd probably be
in a stew pot

and my people would
still own the islands.

Look, we're missing a
chance of a lifetime.

It could work just great

with Lani and Lehua
sending us customers

and there'll be more.

Okay.

I borrowed all the
cash I possibly could

but I still can't
make it without you.

I said okay.

And if I don't pay it back,
I'll be in hock up to my neck.

That should show how serious
I am about this thing.

You said okay?

I did.

That means you'll go?

I already made up my mind.

Lani called
about a couple of firm deals

and Lehua called
asking about prices.

I may be
a little pupule, but...

shake, partner.

RICK:
"Danrick."
Dan, Rick.

Thanks for the billing.

Well, we're
in business now.

Hey, but, uh,
what's the lineup?

Don't tell me
we've got customers already.

Well, uh, not exactly.

We need somebody
to mind the place

while we're out

so I advertised
for a Girl Friday.

You sure it's not
a little something

for Saturday and Sunday?

All right, girls.

Follow me inside and...

I'll check out
your qualifications.

( women murmuring )

It's a good thing

she doesn't have a
portable television.

Where did you put the ad,
in Playboy?

This way, girls.

( plane engine humming )

( knocking )

Hi, Danny.

Judy, what
are you doing?

I told Ben this is the last time
I'd rent this plane

if he didn't get
the rudder cable fixed.

You practicing for
the powder-puff derby?

Ha! My mom won that

when she was nothing
but a bored housewife.

Anyway, I've had it
for a while.

I'm running too low on cash
to rent planes anymore.

Judy, how would you
like to work for me?

As a pilot?

A pilot?!

Why not?

Women can set all kinds
of records

but not one of you will let us
make a living flying.

Well, maybe we can
talk about that later.

Ever work in an office?

Where do you think

I get the money
to sink into flying?

I've outrun some of the biggest
executives in Honolulu!

Did you bring a
change of clothes?

Sure. Why?

Don't ask
any questions.

Just get cleaned up.

Here.

I'll explain
it later.

Well, thanks a lot, girls

and we'll get
in touch with
you later on.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Good-bye.
Bye.

Well, your qualifications
look good.

How's your typing?

I hunt and peck.

Yeah, I'll bet you do.

You sit over at my desk

and I'll be with you
in a minute.

How's your shorthand?

I take 180
words per minute.

I also operate a
tabulating machine

translate Hawaiian
and Japanese

and I'm quite good
with a scalp massage.

Yeah, uh, well,
you sit right over here

and my partner will talk
to you in a few minutes.

How are you
at answering the phone?

Depends on what I'm doing
when you call.

Well, you wait here,
and I'll interview you.

Hey, Rick, can I
see you out here
for a minute?

Don't go away, girls.

Look, you can
let them all go.

I've hired
the perfect girl.

She can type,
take shorthand

and knows the islands.

Huh... We met before,
about two years ago.

On a surfboard.

Really?

Yeah, Waikiki.

You were wiped out.

Remember? I scooped you
out of the soup.

Oh, yeah, I remember.

You tried to give
me mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation.

The offer still holds.

Hmm, I'll keep
it in mind.

You never gave me
your name.

Judy...

Uh, Mrs. Hudson.

Oh. Mrs. Rock Hudson?

Uh, Mrs. Roy Hudson.

Julie's husband's
a Navy pilot.

He's out on maneuvers.

Oh. Do you mind
if I call you "Friday"?

Uh, Judy reminds me
of a clam shucker.

A clam shucker?

Yeah, it's this girl
I used to know.

It was her favorite pastime--
shucking clams.

Would you excuse us, please?

Danny?

Why pick a married one?

So you'd keep your mind
on your work.

Ah, you worry
too much, Danny.

I'm off to forge
another link in the
Danrick operation.

There's a girl
at the Polynesian
Culture Center...

Oh, not another one.

Look, we've got enough gals
working for us now

to start a modeling agency.

The more girls,
the more business.

I promise I won't get
emotionally involved.

Take the other girls inside,
will you?

And get their numbers
while you're at it.

I'll buy one of my own
at the dime store.

Sometimes saying
you're married

works better than
an insect repellent.

( singing lively Hawaiian song )

� �

( singing continues )

� �

( helicopter blades whirring )

( song increases tempo )

� �

( cheering )

Hi, Rick.

Hi.

Please excuse me.

Rick, aloha noe!

Pua, it's been
a long time.

Too long.
I've missed you.

Where did you get
the helicopter?

I've just gone into business
with Danny Kohana.

Then you're going to
stay on the islands?

Once I get
the helicopter service going

I can spend
most of my time here.

Oh, I'm for that!
Can I help?

Like nobody else can.

You scratch my back,
and I'll scratch yours.

Sounds good.

Oh, but right now I've
got to ride on a canoe.

It's part of the show.

Do you want to come along?

Great! Let's go!

Okay.

( drums beating rhythm )

( upbeat Hawaiian song intro )

� �

( song continues )

� �

� Drums of the islands,
you're beating in my heart �

� You're with me
no matter where I roam �

� If ever I wander,
if ever we're apart �

� I know that
you will lead me home �

� If I should journey
across the deep blue sea �

� I'll never forget
these coral shores �

� Drums of the islands,
I hear you calling me �

� And I'll return
forever yours �

� I love each valley,
each grain of sand, each hill �

� The flowers,
the music of the isles �

� These are the things
that I love and always will �

� Though I may roam
10,000 miles �

� Drums of the islands,
you're beating in my heart �

� You're with me
no matter where I roam �

� If ever I wander,
if ever we're apart �

� I know that
you will lead me home �

( music continues )

� �

� I love each valley,
each grain of sand, each hill �

� The flowers,
the music of the isles �

� These are the things
that I love and always will �

� Though I may roam
10,000 miles �

� Drums of the islands,
you're beating in my heart �

� You're with me
no matter where I roam �

� If ever I wander,
if ever we're apart �

� I know that you
will lead me home. �

( song fades )

( phone ringing )

Danrick Airways.

I'm sorry,
he's not here right now.

Yes, I will.

Oh, how's it going?

Danny was looking
for you.

He had to leave
with a customer.

What's up?

You've got a date
with some dogs.

Oh, a change
of pace, eh?

I meant real ones.

A Mrs. Daisy Barrington
chartered our service

to take her pets to a dog show
in Kauai.

Nobody else would take them
uncrated.

She'll meet you
at the country club.

We don't haul dogs.

She's willing to pay
a great deal.

Oh. We do haul dogs.

Uh, where are they?

You're to pick them up
at the Kahala Hilton.

Like right now.

The Kahala Hilton.

That reminds me,
I know a girl who works there.

Might be able to help us.

Another clam shucker?

Very funny.

Oh, uh, by the way,
how do you like the job?

I'd rather be doing
what you're doing.

I don't think you
could take the strain.

Good-bye.

Bye.

( helicopter blades whirring )

Mm. I sure like the way
you working girls don't dress.

It's my day off

and I can dress
any way I like.

( dogs yelping )

Are those your dogs?

( excited barking )

Well, it's time for
you to go to work.

Hmm. What a way
to earn a living.

It's nice of you
to come along, Joanna.

I want to see
what I'm selling.

Thank you.

We'll get them there all right.

( barking )

( guitar playing upbeat intro )

� If I had my life
to live over �

� I know just what
I'd like to be �

� A pampered pet
of a rich brunette �

� Sittin' on my mama's knee �

� Someone to love me,
someone to care �

� Rubba-dubba-dub her little
fingers through my hair �

� I need a dog's life �

� What a life �

� That's good enough for me �

( barking )

� That's good enough for me �

( instrumental break )

� If I had a bone
to be pickin' �

� A pickin' chicken or a steak �

� Curled up there
in an easy chair �

� Man, that won't be hard
to take �

� I'll always be faithful �

� That's what I'd be �

� Never bite the hand
that feeds me, no, sirree �

� Just lead a dog's life �

� What a life �

� That's good enough for me �

� That's good enough
for me �

( barking )

( electric guitar riff plays )

� I'd find me
a fifi le poodle �

� And lose my noodle over her �

� I'd chase her around �

� All over town �

� Just to ruffle up her fur �

� Nuzzle her muzzle,
a hole in her paw �

� Greatest case of puppy lovin'
you ever saw �

� It's called a dog's life �

� What a life �

� That's good enough for me �

� You heard me say it now �

� That's good enough for me �

Yeah.

( electric guitar riff plays )

� That's good enough for me. �

( mock barking )

Ah, behave yourself.

( barking continues )

This evening
had better be worth

what I'm going through
back here.

I'll buy you the biggest
steak you ever had.

Okay, all right,
you cats, cool it!

( snarling )

Hey, I'm your friend.

They must be hungry.

( whimpering )

Behave yourself.

( ferocious bark )

Ow! You don't eat out much,
do you?

Here. You take them and see if
you can calm them down.

Hey!

( frenetic barking )

( engine revving )

Hey!

JOANNA:
Hey, get them off me!
Help me!

( gasps )
( barking )

Help!

Down, boy.

Down, I said.
Not up!

( barking continues )

( snarling )

Rick!

( screaming )

( barking )

Rick!

Hey!

( Joanna screams )

He's blocking my view.

Get him off my lap!

( barking )

( engine revving )

Rick, watch
what you're doing!

Joanna, hold him back.

( engine revving )

( barking continues )

( engine revving )

Hey, you want to fly it?

I can't see! Rick!

( barking continues )

( gasps )

RICK:
Yeah, I see it!

Help!

( engine roaring )

( barking continues )

( whirring )

( barking )

Oh, my God, help!

Rick, Rick, Rick, stop!

( barking continues )

( whirring )

Rick, the car!

Donald!

( honking )

( tires squealing )

You, you, you...
road hog!

There ought
to be a law

against such
an outrage!

I got his number.

This is the day,
Ruggles.

The is the big day
we've been waiting for.

At last, at last.

( helicopter approaches )

It's their first
flight without me.

They're growing up.

Oh, Ruggles, I
hope to heaven

my little ones
didn't get airsick.

( dogs whimpering )

My babies.

My babies.

My babies!

What have they
done to you?!

Look at them,
just look at them.

How can I ever
show them?!

What have you done
to my precious babies?!

Well, look what
they've done to me.

Shh-shh!

Well, they're
just fine, ma'am.

See, we had a little
party on the way over...

with dancing
and music...

and doggie yum-yums.

You fed them dog food?

How dare...!

( dogs barking )

Oh...

did that naughty man hurt
Mommy's little sweethearts?

( whimpering )

Oh, well,
you come on with Mommy.

Mommy take care of you.

Come on, Ruggles.

Come on, baby.

Mommy take care of you.

I look a lot worse
than they do.

Yeah. How am I
going to show you?

By paying for
a new hairdo.

And that steak
you promised.

( indistinct conversation )

Stop it, Andy.

Behave yourself.

You're making me
lose my appetite.

Oh, well, I'm
improving mine.

I was told you were
shy and retiring.

( laughs )

You must have been
talking to my mother.

( grunts )

I'm starved.

All I've had all day were
those doggie yum-yums.

My hairdresser
almost gave up.

She thought I should be
declared a disaster area.

I don't know about that.

JUDY:
Stop it!

I'll have a thick slice

of that one.

Uh, new rules: no dogs,
alligators or cats.

Just give us
two fillets.

You, uh, lose
your wedding ring?

Oh, I always take it off
when I bathe.

Oh, you've taken a bath.

Uh, Joanna, this is my
secretary, Mrs. Hudson.

Oh, hello.

Hi. Well, it's
been nice seeing you.

Come on, Andy.
The table's ready.

I haven't ordered
my steak yet.

I've ordered enough
for two-- come on!

Oh, I didn't know
your husband was
back from maneuvers.

Rick Richards.

Give me a big hunk
of that, mac.

Husband?!

Uh, well, this
isn't my husband.

He's a friend--
a friend of ours.

Baby, I didn't know
you were married.

I'm sorry, I've done
a terrible thing

and I can understand
you hating me.

But I don't hate you.

I think it's great.

Stop it.
I told you, I'm married.

Yeah, I know.

Maybe you better
cool it, huh?

Hey, why don't you stick

that big nose
somewhere else, buster?

Cut it out.

Just chalk it off
to experience.

Now, look, I ain't leaving
until I get my steak.

Baby, we could
have a good time...

Here's your
steak... rare!

One of those, huh?

That's my boy.
Dust him off, Rusty.

Duck, Rick!

( crying )

You... you...!

( sobs )

Joanna!

Get me out of here.

Would you like your steaks
put in a doggie bag, sir?

A doggie bag!

After what
I've been through?

You're quite
a girl, Friday:

surfer, pilot,
secretary, wife.

Well, yes, sometimes
I amaze myself.

I'll see you
in the morning?

Why not?

I haven't been fired,
have I?

No, your personal
life's your own.

I'm sorry I got
involved in it tonight.

You can let me off here.

It's only another block.

For the same fare, I could
take you all the way.

Good night, Rick.

Uh, maybe I better go and
explain to your husband

that you had to work late.

Uh, no, thanks.

And that you'll be leaving early
on a special assignment.

For the company?
Of course.

But maybe it's better
if I tell him about it.

No, he wouldn't understand.
He's very jealous.

Well, that didn't
bother you earlier.

Which makes me just
the kind of girl
you like, doesn't it?

Good night.

Aw, come on,
you can't be that angry.

Can't I?

I was afraid you might not
show up this morning

but I'm glad you did.

Thank you.

There's still something wrong.

That bugs you,
doesn't it?

No, it's just
good business.

A single girl
sells more tickets.

I'll keep it.

Where?

It's a good thing you weren't
wearing a charm bracelet.

That's it.

Hold it.

( shutter clicking )

B-But, Mr. Belden

are you sure it was
one of our helicopters?

Yes, yes, that's right.

Not now, Jan.

Friday?

He did what?!

Mr. Belden, why would
anyone be driving down

either side of the highway,
let alone the wrong side?

Look, Kohana, I'm accustomed

to handling complaints
filed by others

and I hate to make more work
for myself and the board

but I cannot ignore reckless
flying and the near-destruction

of government property in the
form of my assigned automobile

not to mention my wife.

Your wife?
I hope it wasn't serious.

What happened?

Oh, hi, Uncle Rick!

Oh, hi, Jan.

I guess I'm getting too old
for that stuff.

No, you got a long
way to go, Jan.

What are you doing here?

Daddy promised me
a ride in his helicopter!

Shh...

And then we're
going for a swim.

Hmm.

Now there's no point in making
a federal case out of it

as long as no one
was seriously hurt.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir, I'll come right over

and see if we can't straighten
it out.

Yes, sir, right away.

Do you know who that was?

Surprise me.

Donald Belden.

One of the regional directors
of the Island Aviation Bureau.

Where does he
want us to fly him?

He's already been given
a short trip--

right into
an irrigation ditch.

You forced him off the highway
with the chopper.

I what?!

He says his wife
will never be the same.

Are you sure he doesn't
want to thank me?

Oh, come on.
This is no time for jokes.

I've got to go right over
and calm him down

before he files
a formal complaint.

Look, Danny,
I didn't even see him.

It must've happened
when the dogs got loose.

You really set
some kind of a new record.

In addition to Belden,
we've had complaints
from Mrs. Barrington

the Steak House and the
Pineapple Pickers Union.

Oh, boy.

Good news travels
fast, doesn't it?

I'll see you all later.

I got to go bail us out,
one at a time.

But Dad, you said
you were going to go
take me for a ride.

I did it, Danny.
I'll clear it up.

Let me talk to Belden.

No chance.
You couldn't get near him.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Maybe later.

You keep an eye on her
until I get back.

Come on, honey, I'll
teach you how to
type your name.

I already know that.

Oh, you had
two calls.

Business or pleasure?

I'm beginning to wonder
if there's a difference.

Uh, Joanna wants you to call her

and Lani has a honeymoon couple
on Kauai

who want to come back here
to the airport.

Cheer up, Jan.

He'll be back soon.

Why do grownups always think
business is so important?

Nothing is more important
than you are.

Your daddy just has
to straighten out

a mess I got us into.

Now what if I take you up?

Would you, Uncle Rick?

Why not?

Right near the hotel
on Kauai

is a place
called the Iron Kettle

where they have
the most beautiful beach

and they build the biggest
sand castles you ever saw.

How about it?

That sounds great.
Let's go.

That's nice
of you, but you
think you should?

Sure, why not?
We'll have lunch at Hanalei

and then bring the passengers
back after that.

It'll be like a real date!

Hmm... my life gets
more and more complicated.

Let's go.

And remember:
no dogs, alligators or cats.

And you keep off
the highways.

Bye, Friday!

Fun, huh?

It's like being inside
a big glass bug.

I'll teach you how
to fly this bug when
you're old enough.

Do you really
think I could?

Sure, there's
nothing to it.

All you have to do is
learn how to pat your head

and rub your stomach
at the same time.

That's great.

Now try blinking one eye.

Now stick out your tongue.

Oh, that's just being silly.

Well, that's
what dates are for.

� Datin' is a game
that grown-ups play �

� Datin' means actin'
in a silly way �

� Datin' makes the gals
start wiggle walkin' �

� Datin' makes a guy
start baby-talkin' �

� Dizzy like children
on a merry-go-round �

� Grown-ups are the biggest
kids I've found �

� You'd think they'd belong
in a baby carriage �

� They're doin' things
that lead to marriage �

� Now, don't you laugh
at what they do, oh, no �

� 'Cause someday
you'll be datin', too �

� Datin' makes a guy
comb his hair just right �

� So his gal can mess it up
when they kiss good night �

� Datin' makes you quarrel
and say you'll break up �

� Just because it's so much fun
to make up �

� Children can't wait
to grow up, but then... �

� They're datin' and they're
actin' like kids again �

� You'd think they'd belong
in a baby carriage �

� But they're doin' things
that lead to marriage �

� Now, don't you laugh
at what they do, oh, no �

� Someday you'll be datin' too �

( humming )

( song ends )

( upbeat music playing )

Oh, boy! Sandcastles!

Welcome, Rick.

Thank you.

You've come back
to marry my daughter?

Papa, please.

She has royal blood.

On her mother's side?

My ancestors
had the right idea.

If a young man didn't want
to marry your daughter

you dipped him
in coconut butter

and threw him
into a volcano.

In coconut butter?

They use it
on everything.

You think it over,
Rick.

I got
some other cooking to do.

Well, uh, I better
get back to the hotel.

The honeymooners
will be waiting.

Oh, they won't be ready
until 4:00.

4:00? That's five
hours from now.

Wasn't that the point
to our deal--

to spend
a little time together?

I've got Jan with me.

You can have her back
before dark.

We'll leave her here with Papa
and go to Moonlight Beach.

No deal.

I can't leave Jan.

I promised not to let
her out of my sight.

All right,
but it won't be the same.

I'll get my swimsuit
and meet you at the 'copter...

with three lunches.

JAN:
Uncle Rick!

Uncle Rick, come help us
build a sand castle.

� A house of sand
is an empty work of art �

� Oh, you can take
a whole lot of sand �

� And build a castle
on the beach �

� And though you mold it,
and you plan �

� Still you've got nothing
in your reach �

� One little slip
and it tumbles down �

� One wrong step
and it crumbles all around �

� Like a house without love
that's sure to fall apart �

� A house of sand
is an empty work of art �

( electric guitar solo )

� A house of sand
is an empty work of art �

� Oh, you can build
a tower of clay �

� But if you ask my advice �

� Well, it's worthless, I say �

� It's got no heart,
it's cold as ice �

� One little slip
and it tumbles down �

� One wrong step
and it crumbles all around �

� Like a house without love �

� That's sure to fall apart �

� A house of sand
is an empty work of art �

� A house of sand is an empty
work of art �

( women giggling )

� A house of sand
is an empty work of art. �

Oh, it's just beautiful!
Just beautiful!

You sure you're
going to make it?

Yeah, I'm sure.

( engine revving )

( engine slowing )

You made it!

Just like
a roller-coaster.

It was scary.

Well, what do you say
we go for a swim?

Now...

last one out of the water
is a papaya picker!

Uncle Rick, I don't care
if I am a papaya picker.

You're the prettiest little
papaya picker I've ever seen.

Boy, this is
a neat place.

I could stay
here forever.

So could I, "Uncle Rick."

Uh, we can't
stay long.

I've got some business
to take care of.

Aren't I part
of that business?

You're more pleasure
than business.

Well, prove it.

There's a third party
at this convention, you know.

Well, she could go bird-
watching, or something.

It's getting late.

Time to go.

Let's pack up.

Party pooper!

You'd better go
wash that sand off.

You all packed?

We're all ready, Rick.

Come on.

Oh, no!

All right, Lani,
where is it?

Where is what?

The key.

How would I know?

This is no time
for games.

We can't stay
any longer.

Okay, I'll make
a deal with you.

I'm listening.

I'd like
your complete attention.

You got 15 seconds.

You want to renegotiate?

I'd like to, but I think
my mainspring's busted.

Now, about that key.

Where'd you learn
a trick like that?

From you.

Don't you remember?

You "lost" the key to your car
the first night we met.

That's how we got stranded
at Waimea Lookout.

Well, where is it?

I threw it
over there.

You threw it?!

Hey, Uncle Rick,
what are you doing

digging for sand crabs?

Not exactly.

We're playing a game

called "one of our
keys is missing."

Oh, gee,
can I play, too?

Why not?

First one to
find it gets a
great big kiss.

Aw, heck, I'd rather have
a hot fudge sundae.

Look, Rick,
I'll explain

that it all happened
because of me.

I don't think
that'll help.

I wonder if
they've dropped

the death penalty
for kidnapping.

Daddy won't be mad,
Uncle Rick.

He knows I'm with you.

Sure.

Hey, you shovel
for a while.

Jan, you better
get dressed.

How did it go?

What a mess.

I straightened everything
out except Belden.

He's already filed
a formal complaint.

We could lose our
charter to operate.

What are you doing
here so late?

Waiting
for Rick and Jan.

Where did they go?

Rick took Jan with him
to Kauai on a job

but that was hours ago.

I phoned the hotel,
but they said he'd left there...

with three
picnic lunches.

Three?!

Maybe he picked up
a playmate for Jan.

Yeah, sure.

A playmate named Lani.

Some playmate.

What time did
they leave there?

This morning.

MGA six-seven-zero

calling helicopter
two-zero-two.

Rick, this is base.

Can you hear me?
Over.

Don't worry, Danny.
Jan's all right.

I'm sure of it.

She'd better be.

Where are you going?

The last time
he was with Lani

they spent three days
at Moonlight Beach.

It was their
favorite hideaway.

But he wouldn't go there
with Jan along, would he?

Wouldn't he?

Sometimes
he seems so nice.

You're married,
remember?

You stick by the phone.

I'm going to
try to find them.

Stay clear
of the blades.

( engine starting )

Hey, why don't we build
a signal fire with driftwood

like they say in the Brownies?

It's a good idea.

We'll rest awhile,
and if no one sees us

then we'll, uh, then
we'll start walking.

Let's get some driftwood.

( strikes match )

Hey, Uncle Rick,
they say in the Brownies

that seaweed
makes more smoke.

Want to put some seaweed
on it?

Sure. Why not?

Whew!

What would we do
without the Brownies?

Uncle Rick, look!

( helicopter approaching )

Hey, it must be Daddy.

He's come
to rescue us.

Yeah, I think I'm going
to need rescuing

after he gets here.

Daddy! Daddy!

Are you all right, honey?

Oh, I'm fine.

We had a wonderful time.

We went on a picnic,
we got marooned

we lost the key

and then we built
a big signal fire.

Listen, you can tell me
all about it later, Jan.

Now you just get inside.

I've got to get you home.

Your mother's
worried about you.

Danny... I can explain
the whole thing to you.

Oh, I bet you can.
Go ahead.

We were stranded...
marooned.

I lost the key.

Aw, come on.
That gag was old

when you first started
using it ten years ago.

But it wasn't his fault--
I lost the key.

Oh, sure you did.

I must have been crazy

to think I could go
into business with you.

We were booked solid today

and your little stunt
cost us every passenger

not to mention keeping
Jan out all night

and scaring us
half to death.

We thought you
were spread out

all over
some mountain.

Calm down, Danny.
I'm telling the truth.

We lost the key, we spent
the whole night looking for it.

Save it. You can bring
the chopper back in

but you and I
are through.

Our partnership's
dissolved.

Good-bye, Uncle Rick.

It was a wonderful picnic.

Yeah.

( plane flying overhead )

A registered letter
for Mr. Richards.

I'll take it.

( helicopter approaching )

Thank you.

I'm glad you're back,
but where are Danny and Jan?

Aren't they back yet?

Danny called Betty--
Jan's all right.

He was refueling
at Hanalei

but that was quite
a while ago.

Ah, he flies that thing

like an old lady
from Pasadena.

Oh, this just came
for you.

I was glad to know
you hadn't crashed.

That's a matter
of opinion.

Going somewhere?

Danny thinks he can get
along better without me

so let him settle up
with Blackmont

any way he wants to.

And that evens up
the score.

That's life, fun and games.

Too bad Danny didn't
realize that

before he put himself
into hock for all this.

That's his problem.
I got my own to worry about.

Has there ever been anyone
but you, really?

I mean, have you ever cared
about anything or anybody

without thinking
what they could do for you?

I tried to explain to him

it wasn't my fault,
but he wouldn't listen.

I think you're more to blame
for what happens to you

than you're willing
to admit.

I think you're bitter
and arrogant

and-and just plain selfish.

( phone rings )

Danrick Airways.

Oh, hi, Betty.

No. No, not yet.

I-I'm sure they're
all right.

Rick just came back.

You sit tight.

I'll ring you
the minute they get here.

Where could they be?

They should've been back here
long before this.

There's nothing
I can do about it.

Belden's had me
grounded for 30 days.

Rick...

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Forget it.

Somebody has
to find them.

You better notify
the authorities.

That'll take too long.

I'm going in the plane.

Hey, Friday.

Wait a minute.

If they're down,
you'll never get
there in a plane.

We'd better take
the chopper.

But if you fly, they'll revoke
your license for good.

Well, that's a chance
I'll have to take.

Would they go
this way?

It's the shortest
route home.

The only place
to land around here

is that stretch
of beach.

Rick, over there
to the left.

Uncle Rick!
Uncle Rick!

You all right, Jan?

Yes, but Daddy's hurt.

Where is he?

He's over there.
Let's go.

Hey, Rick!

You wait right here.

Rick!

Mountain climbing
again, native?

I tried to check the damage
to the rotor blade.

I slipped and fell.

I think my leg's broken.

FRIDAY:
Hey, Rick!

What can I do to help?

Get the first aid kit
out of the chopper.

Why didn't you radio?

It conked out
when we came down.

I tried to set her down easy,
but without power

I couldn't move away
from the ledge.

I'm going to
get you fixed up.

Hold it. Easy.

Take it real easy.

Take Jan back to the chopper
and wait there.

He'll be all right
now, Jan.

We didn't have first aid
in the Brownies yet.

I know, honey.

You did very well.

But I lit the flares.

All by yourself?

Daddy showed me how.
It's real easy.

Is it?
I never lit one.

Well, you see,
you just pull

the paper off the end
and strike it like a match.

It's a lot easier
than building a fire.

Mm, sounds like it.

I wonder if the Brownies
know about flares?

Watch it.

Come on, attaboy.

( grunting )

All right,
what happened?

You wouldn't believe it

just like I didn't
believe you.

Don't tell me
you lost your key.

Worse than that.

After we left you

we stopped
at the plantation

to call Betty
and gas up.

Then we took off again.

15 minutes later,
I was in trouble.

I was so upset,
I forgot to fill her up.

I stopped using that
gag 15 years ago.

DANNY:
You think
she'll stay there?

She'll stay there
until I get help
to move her.

But remember one thing.

Yeah, what's that?

That's your chopper.

Let's go.

Thank you, nurse.

I'll be back.

( whistles )

Another contact?

Well, you never know.

She could send us
some customers.

You know, like, uh,
people with broken legs.

How do you feel, Danny?

Ooh, I can't kick.

Very funny.

What about the chopper?

Well, I ordered
the parts.

We should be able to
fly her out of there
in a few days.

A lot of good
that'll do us, huh?

With me in that cast
and you still grounded.

What's happening
with the board?

When are they going
to make their ruling?

Next week.

And with my record

they'll never let me
near an airplane again.

But it was an emergency.

Yeah, but they got rules

and they don't like
to see them broken.

If I could just
talk to Belden.

But he won't
even see me.

He's going
to be guest of honor

at the Polynesian
Welcoming Festival.

Yeah? When's that?

Saturday.

But you won't be able
to talk to him there.

Why not?

It's a big affair,
top entertainment.

Hey, Jan's going to sing.

If I can't get Belden
to listen to reason,
we've had it.

I told you before,
you won't be able
to get near him.

Look, why don't we forget
the whole thing

and open up
a pizza parlor, huh?

Any of those girls Italian?

Now you're starting
to sound like me.

Polynesian
Welcoming Festival.

( uptempo intro playing )

� Oh, won't you come home
Bill Bailey? �

� Come on home �

� She moaned
the whole day long �

� I'll do the cookin',
honey �

� I'll pay the rent �

� I know I done you wrong �

� Ah, yes, indeed, ah �

� Remember that rainy evening
I put you out �

� With nothin', oh, nothin'
but a fine-tooth comb? �

� You see, I know I'm to blame �

� Well, now, ain't it a shame? �

� Bill Bailey,
won't you please come home? �

� Won't you come home,
Bill Bailey? �

� Will you please
come on home? �

� This woman moaned
and groaned �

� I'm telling you,
a-moaning and a-groaning �

� The whole day long, she said �

� I'll do the cooking, honey �

� I'll pay the rent �

� I know I done you wrong �

� Yes, indeed, ah �

� Remember that rainy evening
I a-put you out �

� With nothing, oh, nothing,
but a fine-tooth comb? �

� You see I know
I'm to blame �

� Well, now ain't it a shame? �

� Ah, Bill Bailey, won't you
please come ho-o-o-ome? �

� Now, now, now, now,
Bill Bailey �

� Won't you please
come home? �

( applause )

Oh, you were
fine, honey.

Just fine.

Everybody else seems
to think so, too.

Sounds like
they want more.

First rule
of show business:

Always leave them wanting more,
right, Uncle Rick?

Right.
You were great, Jan.

Thanks. I'm hungry!

Me, too.
Me, too.

JUDY:
You having a good time?

Oh, yeah.

Relax, they said Belden
wouldn't be here till later.

You might as well enjoy
yourself in the meantime.

Oh, well, I am.

But only because you
decided to come along

and I promise your
husband will never know.

Rick, there's something

I think you have
the right to know.

I want you to know...

Uh... let's dance, huh?

What about our food?

Well, I-I-I'm not hungry.

We'll work up an appetite.

What's the matter?

What's the matter?!

Oh, oh, I'm sorry,
what were you saying?

Nothing, nothing at all.
It wasn't important.

Why did you stop?
We were just starting.

I-I-I'll explain it
to you later.

What's the matter?

I think I better wait
for Belden outside. Look.

Pua and Lehua?

Yeah, they're all here.

So? I told you everybody on
the island would be here.

( rapid percussive intro )

Oh, no!

� Stop... �

� Where you are �

� Don't move an inch �

� Don't come
any closer now, baby �

� You'll be in a pinch �

� Don't start
what you can't finish �

� I warn you what's in store �

� If it's love
you're looking to get �

� You're gonna get
what you're looking for �

� Stop... �

� Where you are �

� You'd better freeze �

� Don't fool
with fire now, baby �

� Don't be a tease �

� Don't start
what you can't finish �

� I told you once before �

� If it's love
you're lookin' to get �

� You're gonna get
what you're lookin' for �

� Don't you know �

� You're walkin'
on dangerous ground �

� Listen, babe,
when I make love �

� I just don't fool around,
no, I don't �

� I just don't play around �

� Stop... �

� Where you are �

� Just take it slow �

� Once I put my hands
on you, baby �

� I won't let you go �

� Don't start
what you can't finish �

� One kiss and I want more �

� If it's love
you're lookin' to get �

� You're gonna get
what you're lookin' for �

� Stop... �

� Where you are �

� Don't move an inch �

� Stop... �

� Where you are �

� You're gonna be in a pinch �

� Stop... �

� Where you are �

� You're gonna get
what you're looking for �

� Bop-bop, bah �

� Bop-bop, ba-dah, bop �

� Bop-bop, bah, ba-dop. �

( applause )

Gee, that was swell,
Uncle Rick.

I'll just look
outside for Belden.

But you haven't eaten.

Who can eat?
There's a storm brewing

and I got to get out of here
before it hits.

Oops, too late.
It just hit.

No wonder you're too
busy to come see me.

You took the words
right out of my mouth.

Hi, Jan.

Hi, Lani.

When are we going
on another picnic?

Well, it looks like
we're on one right now, honey.

I didn't know you
girls knew Rick.

Apparently he went right
through the sorority.

What loyalty.

I wonder if he got
to our house mother?

Uh... if you'll excuse me,
I was just leaving.

I've got business
to settle with you first.

That has a familiar ring.

Don't tell me you've been
sending him customers, too.

Look, ladies, I can explain
the whole thing.

Well, how'd he hook you
in this deal?

ALL:
"You scratch my back
and I'll scratch yours."

Oh...

Is this any way
to run an airline?

I have every intention of paying
you for the services rendered.

Wouldn't that be spreading
yourself a little thin?

I'd like
to make it up to you

if you'll
just give me a chance.

I-I'll put it on
a cash basis.

A percentage of all
the business you book for us.

A percentage? In writing?

In writing.

Do you think
we can trust him?

Well, I guess
it couldn't hurt.

Any more than
it already has.

Okay, for money,
I'll swallow my pride.

And if he doesn't come through

we'll boil him
in coconut butter.

Been nice doing
business with you all.

I think my date's
getting cold.

Bye, girls.

I'll check
with you later.

That's quite a harem.

Well, look, uh, I may
have made some promises

but that's
as far as it went.

You're pretty free
with your promises.

How you going to keep
that last one?

I'll tell you
after I talk to Belden.

Good luck, Rick.

MAN ( over P.A. ):
The performance is about
to begin in the amphitheater.

( drumming in distance )

( drumming and chanting
in native language )

( all shout )

BELDEN:
Now look,
I agreed to the pancake

or whatever it is

but the lipstick is out.

But, sir, it's
necessary for the
television camera.

Those are my orders.

No lipstick.

Mr. Belden.
Yes.

Congratulations, sir.

Oh, thank you.

I realize
this is an honor

but they're making me
feel like an actor.

Who are you?
Have we met?

Oh, well, sort of--
I-I know this is not

the time or the place
to discuss business, but...

I make it a rule never
to discuss business
outside my office.

Well, you wouldn't see
me at your office, sir.

And this is
an emergency.

I'm Rick Richards.

Rick Richards?

Oh, you're
the one responsible

for my wife not being here.

She threw her back out
when you ran us off the road.

If you'll just
listen, Mr. Belden.

If I don't get my
license reinstated

I'm in real trouble.

My partner, Danny Kohana,
hocked everything

to go into business
with me

and now he's laid up
with a broken leg.

I know all about the rescue.

We're not trying
to run you out of business

and we're not unfairly rigid in
our interpretation of the law.

We realize, occasionally

there are mitigating
circumstances.

RICK:
Then I-I'll get
my license back?

Oh, when the board meets
next week

I'll make the recommendation.

If a man risks his entire future
to save a friend

he can't be all bad.

Well, thank you,
Mr. Belden.
Thank you.

Besides...

this is the first time

I've been able to get out
without my wife in years.

I think I like it.

( chuckling )

( groaning )

Thanks again, Mr. Belden.

By George,
I think he did it.

He did.

We're back
in business.

All you need to do

is get rid of that
concrete cowboy boot.

I'd like to talk
to you, Mrs. Hudson.

Well, Rick, there's
something I've got

to explain
to you about Friday.

Danny, I can spot a single girl
with my eyes closed--

strictly on instruments.

Excuse us, pal.

You knew all along?

There's some things
you just can't hide.

Why didn't
you say something?

I didn't want to spoil
your fun... and mine.

( drumming )

Oh, no!

( sticks clicking rhythmically )

( slow-tempo
Hawaiian music intro )

� This is my heaven �

� Being here with you �

� Make it last forever �

� This is my heaven �

� It's a dream come true �

� Make it last forever �

� Here 'neath the sky �

� Beside the sea �

� This is my heaven �

� When you �

� Come to me �

� La, la-la, la, la �

( sticks beat rhythmically )

� La-la, la-la, la... �

( conch shells playing
resolving chords )

� La-la, la-la, la... �

( final chord fades out )

( up-tempo intro begins )

� Drums of the islands,
you're beating in my heart �

� You're with me
no matter where I roam �

� If ever I wander,
if ever we're apart �

� I know that
you will lead me home �

� I love each valley,
each grain of sand, each hill �

� The flowers,
the music of the isles �

� Of the isles �

� These are the things
that I love and always will �

� Hut-hut, hut-hut, hut-hut �

� Though I may roam
ten thousand miles �

� Miles �

� Drums of the islands
you're beating in my heart �

� You're with me
no matter where I roam �

� If ever I wander �

� If ever we're apart �

� I know that you
will lead me home �

� Bula, Laie, Hawaii Tale Ga �

� Veiwekani Kei Viti Kece Ga �

� "O-Kei-Viti" E
Vakalasalasa �

� Ni Bula, Ni Bula
Kece Sara �

� E Da Sa Mai Veikune Tale �

� Sa Noda Tu Na Lagilagi �

� Me Da Sa Cibi,
Cibitaka Yani �

� Laie, Laie,
Noqui Koro Lagilagi �

( fast-tempo drumming )

� I know that you will
lead me home �

� I know that
you will lead me home �

� I know that you will
lead me home �

� Hawaii �

� Hawaii �

� USA �

� Hawaii, USA! �

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