Original subtitles

Last night, the Raving Teen Wolf had an accident on stage

a suspected nose was seen.

The press and the fans have gathered outside the hospital overnight.

Hello

I'm your anesthesiologist, Dr. Lau.

Before the procedure, I have to ask you some questions.

What's your name?

Who doesn't know I'm the Raving Teen Wolf.

What's the surgery today?

Nose 'yob.

Alright.

Before we continue, I have to take a look at your injury.

I come here every week.

Doctors only ever asked me for autographs

never for my name.

You're not a doctor.

You're a Pl.

From my investigation.

This picture

was taken when you tried to enter

the Mr. Universe competition.

Slight adjustments

is acceptable.

What you've done is face/off.

Can your mom recognise you?

I've practised Iron Palm for 20 years

I can finally put it to use.

Stop him.

He took my picture.

Don't move.

What're you doing?

Doctor

I need plastic surgery.

Which part?

- Head to toe. - What?

Do you have enough money?

I've been to the ATM.

Let's do it now.

- Alright. - Please hurry up.

Hurry up.

Can I...

Can I be good looking like Steven Yeun?

Impossible!

How about Steve Buscemi?

Buscemi?

I've heard he's a nice guy

I'm sold.

Plastic surgery can't fix what's inside though.

Let's start with his eyes.

They're one of a kind.

Man, you know your watches.

There are only three in Asia.

One is on me, one is with my wife

and this is the third one.

People are selling them for 130K.

Since fate bought us together, it's yours for 98K

the original price.

Isn't this the panda edition of the latest Daytona.

- Well spotted. - Ls this real?

How could you asked that? I've got the original box here.

And look at my decorations,

why would it be a fake?

I am a expert of Rolex.

This is the real deal!

- Do you take cash? - No, I don't do business like this

- I promised to sell it to him. - I'll give you 100K.

- No... - Cash

- I promised to sell it to him for 98K. - 100K.

- We've agreed on a price. - 105K

I promised to sell to you.

You take it

I'm really buying.

- He's really buying. - Yeah, cash.

Then take it.

This watch is really nice, I really want to buy.

- It's fine, buy it. - I'm really buying.

- Sell it to him. - I'm buying

- I'm taking his money. - Take it...

What's wrong?

Why stopped?

Shy or what?

You guys are so obvious.

You think I'm stupid or what?

Are you ashamed of yourselves?

If you're not buying, just leave

- l'll buy it for 500 - RMB!

- HK Dollars! - Deal.

HK Police.

Hello

I'm from the HK Police.

Chief Superintendent of Special Operation.

Wang.

Chief Wang

ls there a misunderstanding?

Yes, there is.

I thought you are in HK as a shopping tourist

buying fake watches.

Maximum fine of 2000 dollars.

But after looking into it.

This watch

was a stolen item from a heavy armed robbery.

They used AK47 and land to air missiles.

You're coercing me?

Iam.

He's the Thai Ice King, Eight-face Buddha.

According to the USSR's FBI.

USSR's FBI?

Who said USSR's FBI?

You did

FBI is from the US, are you stupid?

Let's get back to it.

We've found out, Eight-face is investing in films

and has been getting close to our target

according to our Intelligence Bureau.

In China's Pl circle, you're known as

Sherlock Holmes.

They're just being nice.

Brave and smart.

As a representative of the HK Police.

We would like to invite you to go undercover.

Why don't you use someone from your task force?

There are a lot of moles in the police

I'm sure you've seen films like

"lnfernal Affairs", "The Departed"

the truth is

they're all based on real life stories.

Really?

Our target is a very special individual.

With you as our undercover

even if you fail

we can just disown you.

So the police doesn't have to take the fall.

And you think I'll say yes?

You're a brave and smart Pl

I'm sure you will take action against crime.

You're stupid.

Come on.

Our target is a hero of yours.

Police's spokesperson, international action superstar.

Yuan Bao.

No way! His films are about righteousness.

How can he be a criminal? No way!

I knew you'd be his fans.

Then there's more of a reason for you to accept this mission

infiltrate the crew, get close to Bao, investigate the truth.

If our intelligence is wrong.

You can clear your hero's name

I've already thought of a codename for this mission.

Keep Calm and Be a Superstar.

Director Tsui, it's getting dark.

- Mr. Assistant Director. - Yes.

What's the call time for Bao?

600

It's nearly 1600, give him a call.

- Deal with it. - Yes, director.

Smoking break.

I am what I am.

I am my own special creation.

Who is it?

Alan the assistant director, right?

You're'?

The Chief asked me to find you, Chief Wang.

Chief Wang.

I came prepared.

Come with me.

There are strict rules being a crew member

I can't explain everything to you right now

but there's one important thing to remember.

No underhand deals.

- Remember this? - Yes.

- That's all you need. - Alan.

The girl you had an underhand with is here again

need to give her a bigger role?

Hi.

Yes.

Of course.

Who's that next to her?

New extra, May.

NW“!

Hi.

Take her to my room tonight

- she needs casting. - OK.

Filmmaking is serious work, we mean business

and I'll...

You won't get what I'm telling you anyway

I'm really busy today.

You go help action choreographer Harley and his team.

Can't you guys even do a flip properly!

You do a 540 degrees twist,

land head first.

OK

- Head first! - Harley.

Tiezhu

Alan asked me to help you.

Hello.

You do look like a smart guy.

We are filming some explosions today

I've talked with the team

I'll give you something easy to do.

Giving the cue.

The cue? Cue to what?

Cue to the explosions.

Are you crazy?!

Smoking next to the explosives.

Sorry...

I'll tell the explosion team

when to start the explosions

I'll have to concentrate on the playback monitors

so during the shoot, you have to look at me.

When I raise the left hand,

- it's the 1st explosion. - Left?

When I raise my right, it's the 2nd explosions.

And when I raise both hands, all hell breaks loose.

Don't get it wrong, people can die.

Bomberman Hung

Roger.

This guy with the red cap.

- Red cap? - He'll give you the cues.

- Here. - I can see you.

Chill out

Harley, Bao is arriving.

Get to work.

Bao, the dressing room is over there.

We've prepared lunch for you.

Everything are low sugar, low fat, low salt and high calcium.

If you don't feel like having that.

Catering can change them for you.

This way, please.

Come on, smile.

No need to be shy, come on.

Let's go.

If you don't feel like eating so healthy today.

Catering has also prepared

cats, dogs, snakes and pangolins.

- Morning. - Morning.

Morning.

Morning, Director Tsui, what's the scene?

It's the first time you arrived from the future

after great difficulties you've found the bad guys and fight them

Harley.

Here.

Bao.

You'll jump out from the window.

Catches the virus container and swing across.

After you land, the explosions will...

comes after you, and you run this way.

It's excellent.

How are you shooting this?

Single shot on Bao swinging across

so the audience can see clearly it's Bao himself.

Are you crazy?

You can't shoot that in one shot

I'm cool with one shot.

He's cool with one shot

I think...

Bao looks so cool when working.

Shut up.

What do you think?

ExceHent.

Come on, let's start!

Get to work...

- Move... - Got it.

Roll.

Action.

Yes.

You put this in?

The stuntman slipped.

Bao's acting is damn good.

I traveled back 365 years in time

from future to this moment

to protect peace on earth.

Hand over the virus.

Why don't you go back to your future?

Get ready

- I'll give you the cue to cue him. - Alright.

What's he doing?

- Shit. - Come on...

Damn...

BEN.!

Here!

Are you alright, still alive?

Can you do another take?

Don't move!

Here... add some blood.

- Hurry up. - Blood here.

Here, touch up here.

Listen everybody.

We need continuity

I've always thought.

Bao did all his own stunts.

It's the same if it's done by the Bao's Team.

Bao's team?

Everyone into positions.

Move out.

Go...

So what is the Bao's team doing now?

Re-shooting the aftermath of the accident.

Action.

- Bao, are you alright? - Bao.

- Bao, are you hurt? - Bao, are you OK?

- Did you hurt yourself? - I'm fine...

It's more important that we have a good shot.

Here, film where the blood is.

I can do another take.

Don't, please, don't!

They're crying, shoot them.

Bao, don't do this!

BEN.!

How're you feeling?

Come on, help me up...

Bao, let's go for another take.

Are you kidding me?

How can I start the explosion with so many people there?

Should I follow the cue?

Can anyone confirm?

I'll take the cue.

No...

Don't...

You...

No...

Tai.

The races hasn't finished yet.

Help!

Help!

Come on, Bao...

Go...

My foot, it's trapped...

Get out, Bad.!

Get out!

Thanks, bro!

Come on!

What's your name?

Tiezhu.

Yuan Bao.

I know.

Thanks for saving my life, dinner's on me.

What are we having?

Come on.

This is Bee's hideout, everyone here are our friends.

Do whatever you want, everything's free.

Hey!

Bao

I was lucky you were there today

if not I would have died.

Come on, let's have a drink.

Stop looking around, drink.

- To you. - Alright...

Well done, Bao...

Tai and the team is playing a card game.

- Why don't you go join them? - Alright.

You're not coming?

I don't gamble.

What I like

is to play with girls.

You know the game "Avoid the Post"?

What is it? I've never played.

It's simple, listen up

2 and 10 are on the table, you place a bet.

If it's anything from 3 to 9, you win.

But if it's Jack, Queen, King or Ace, you lose.

If it's 2 or 10, that'd suck

that's "hitting the post".

You lose double, it's that simple, got it?

- Deal me something good, alright? - Alright.

Deal.

Good hand...

Ace.

This is a gift from God, he wants me to win big

I'll bet everything.

Every cent that's on the table.

- Come cheer for me. - Come...

Hit the post...

Hit the post...

Hit the post.

Who are you?

Tiezhu.

Zhu as in post?

No wonder I hit the post!

You're such a bad loser

I'm a bad loser! I can kick your ass!

Bao... I mean Tai.

Calm down.

It's just a game.

What you've lost is on me, OK?

OK, I'm going.

Alright! Tai is tired, take him home.

Chill out, come on.

- Chill out, sleep well. - OK.

- I'll take you home. - Piss off!

Tai used to kick ass.

King of Asia Boxing.

And me?

I was just a member of a stunt team.

If it wasn't for him, I'd still be a nobody!

Let's sing! Come on

I'm not a singer, you're a good singer, you do it.

Alright, I'll sing, I'm good at it.

Microphone.

"That day under the sunset"

"I saw a couple caressing each other."

"The past flashback in my mind."

"Tears came down like rain."

"Last night, I was standing in the rain."

"Looking across the street at a stand still."

"It seems like it was yesterday."

"I couldn't help myself but cried"

"lt's been at least 10 years since I cried."

"At least 10 songs can bring me comfort."

"But now tears will start flowing."

"Whenever I think of you."

"Life is like a farewell."

Bao.

- What is it? - Bao.

The song...

is in Mandarin.

Alright

I'm Tiezhu.

You... take her home.

Miss Tungtung.

How did you know they call me Tungtung?

I'm so happy to see you in person today, I'm ecstatic.

You recognised me?

Of course...

Your debut was a fried chicken commercial.

The poster from the ad. campaign

I'm still using it as my screensaver, see.

Your poster

I've seen a lot of your works.

You've played a colleague twice

- the sister to a male lead 3 times. - Yeah...

BFF to the lead actress 5 times, right?

Right...

Even though the characters are not so important

I think you played them with heart.

Thank you.

You're... in Bao's film?

Yes, I just met with the director

I'm what he was looking for.

Of course, you're a black belt in Taekwondo

you should have been in an action film a long time ago.

But, I don't get any action scenes.

What's your character?

I'm a hostage.

What happens?

Director said, I'll get knockout in the first scene.

Get taken away on a car

and when I wake up I'm in a storage facility

waiting for Bao to rescue me as a hostage.

Well...

Remember your lines! It's a great opportunity!

Yeah!

But when I wake up

my mouth is stuffed.

My lines are just...

muffled sound.

- Then... what happens? - That's it

I die.

So quick?

People come to see Bao's film

for him and him alone.

Actresses are just garnishes on the side.

Then you must be the best garnish

I'll be supporting you, come on.

I will work hard.

Rock on!

My assistant is here, I should go.

- Bye. - Alright... Good bye.

I... You...

Yes

I forgot to ask, what's your name?

My... my name?

My name is...

Tiezhu.

Tie is like...

the metal - strong.

Zhu as in

schlong... I mean post

I'm... Tiezhu.

Tiezhu, OK, I'll remember

- I'll see you on set, bye. - See you.

Why did I say schlong?

"There's at least 10 songs that can bring me comfort."

"At least."

I didn't know you can make so much being a superstar.

You want to live here just being a superstar

that's just naive.

If not just being a superstar

then where do your money come from?

I can tell you

but I'll have to kill you.

There are so many awards.

They are all for action choreography.

None of them are for best actor.

Buy one.

Anything can be bought but the best actor award.

Alright... don't buy one, OK?

You're a great actor, have a lie down.

It's obvious you think us teen idols have no acting skills

- I've never thought of you that way. - I'm sure you have.

You're a first class actor, how could you be a teen idol.

Don't take it the wrong way.

Test me!

Test me!

Alright.

Come on.

Brutal.

Kind.

Lost and found.

Internal conflict.

Overwhelmed.

What do you think?

Amazing...

Bao

Stephen Chow once said.

There was a man...

called Stan-something-ski, who once said

acting comes from inside to the outside

then...

3&0?

Bao.

Bao.

Wake up

ls anyone here?

Anyone?

Chief

I'm inside Bao's home.

It's enormous.

Where's he?

He's passed out.

Well done.

Show me his home.

What the hell!

His bathroom is bigger than my apartment.

Here's a new mission.

Get me one of everything that has Bao's logo on it.

Chief

I'm an undercover for you, not a thief.

You have to be more flexible.

Extreme time requires extreme measures

I've found his computer.

Did you bring the device I gave you?

Yes.

This is the latest hacking tool developed by the HK Police.

Once it starts.

All the data from his computer will be transferred to ours.

Chief, isn't that just morally wrong?

To hell with moral.

All I, chief superintendent Wang, care about are results.

Hack his computer.

That's breaking the law

I'm Wang and I'm the law.

Just do it, no questions asked!

As you wish, this is on you.

Do you see anything?

It's on...

Chief, the press conference is about to start.

Alright.

I have a online press conference

with the US Police.

Stay alert.

Alright... don't be too long.

"ANTl-HACKING DEFENSE ACTIVATED."

As technology advances

internet crimes can no longer be underestimated.

As the leader to largest professional team in HK

is my superior

I will give my all

to fight for the core values we all believe in.

God bless our homeland

"I'm Wang and I'm the law."

"Just do it, no questions asked."

"Hack his computer."

"To hell with moral"

"I'm Wang... I'm... I'm... Wang."

"Just do it..."

"Hack his computer."

"No questions asked"

"I'm Wang... No questions asked... I'm Wang."

"No questions asked... I'm... I'm... Wang."

Bao, the inspector is here.

What inspector?

I told you last month.

The academy is considering to give you an award

in recognition

of your professionalism in doing all of your own stunts.

The inspector is here to assess you.

Mr. Yuan.

Hi

I'm Richard Billingham from Hollywood.

Hello, welcome.

Aero... plane.

- Sleep good? - Sure.

So what will you be filming today, any stunts?

Just a few simple moves.

Yeah“.

Me stunt.

Follow me.

Why is this happening?

Assistant director said you're having a massage.

We thought we'd film your double first.

We didn't know you'd come up.

What the hell?

Why is Bao doing his own jump?

Stop messing around, do it with the double.

Chief, what should I do next?

You have no choice

but to gain Bao's trusts

to have a chance to learn of his secrets with the Eight-face Buddha.

You have to know him inside out.

Like, what he has for breakfast

Chinese or western style.

Drinks coffee or tea.

We're in luck that 5220's doing his own stunt.

And if...

he has an accidents

falls down from above.

This film Will be a hit

and breaks box office records.

There might even be awards.

ExceHent.

As his manager, do you worry?

Yes, well...

My name is.

TaiGor.

He good.

Shoot him...

ls the handle strong enough?

Yes

but there's a long way to slide

so your ability to hold on is more important.

Hold on tight to the handle and slide across

then you'll be safe.

There're boxes and mats.

You'll be fine, trust me.

Where's there?

Over there.

Where the green rectangle is.

You see it?

That'll cost me a fortune by taxi.

Yeah.

That's why you must hold on tight.

- If not... - If not what?

Let me show you.

Fall into pieces.

Into positions.

Ready.

Bao.

My lucky charm for you.

What's the red stuff on it?

Just blood.

It's alright

I'll put it here, to keep you safe.

Break a leg.

Roll camera.

Get into positions.

Action!

Come on!

Bao, don't jump!

I won't...

- Help me down... - Be careful.

What's happening? Why's he not jumping?

Cut...

Glad you are safe.

Why shouldn't I jump?

The story doesn't make sense.

Right.

Let's ask the director.

Tell them why you think the story doesn't make sense.

I want to know.

Why do everything happen to Bao's character?

He is the lead actor.

Things happen to him

is very normal.

Then why only Bao faces danger?

Yeah, why am I the only one

who face danger?

- Get that. - Young people goes to cinema these days.

Why don't we ask someone younger.

Young man, tell them.

For me personally...

We want to see Bao...

because we like...

to see Bao in danger.

If Bao's in danger, then there's action.

If there's action then we should ask

action choreographer.

I designed all the actions according to the screenplay

and it was written by

you, the director.

Dickhead.

The truth is.

Bao said during the meeting.

Audience only comes because of you.

That's why all the dangers happen to you.

WTF?

Since when you're such a good soldier?

If Bao told you to work for free, would you work for free?

Sorry, Tai.

It's okay, Tai

lam a superstar

but no need everything me.

Not always me, me, me, me, me.

No.

Everything they too.

They good, me good

movie good.

Well said!

I see that you have a great potential as a screenwriter.

Me?

Re-write a draft

l.

L.

I'll give it a try.

So? Do you like the character?

There's a lot to work with.

Tiezhu.

Why did you write something so great for me?

You could have just let me be a hostage

with my mouth stuffed, like this.

What was wrong with that?

Why do you have me playing a robot from the future

learning the love of human?

Ever since I've gotten the screenplay

I've been worrying about this scene

I mean, if life...

gives me lemon

how should I feel?

Stop messing around!

Let's have hotpot tonight.

You guys order the rest

I'll stop messing around, don't stress out

I'll get you into character, OK?

Come on, stand up...

Let's think.

Has anything ever upset you in life?

Think

I have never faced any difficulties in my life.

Then... what about boyfriends?

Have you ever been lied to?

I've never had a bad boyfriend.

How about family?

5 generations alive and well.

My great grandparents are nearly 100.

They're still very active

even do pole dancing.

Your great grandpas too?

They watch.

Good for them...

How about pets, like when a dog dies?

My pet is a turtle.

His name is Tutu.

He's such a cutie.

When he hears my footsteps and knows that I'm home.

He'll stick his tiny head out and let me kiss it

like this.

Do you feel the pain?

Does it hurt?

Do you want to cry?

Remember what you look like.

Remember the feeling.

Recreate this when they are shooting.

Understand?

Will you remember?

I want to practise on my own.

Alright...

- Bao. - Remember.

Tiezhu.

How can a man beat a woman in public?

You've mistaken...

She's quite pretty, who is she?

She's our female lead, Tungtung.

Really? We have a female lead?

She's been shooting for a few weeks.

What I did is called "Maggie Cheung's Into Character Method".

- Get her into character. - What?

Maggie Cheung Into Character Method.

- Yeah, Maggie... - Bao,

wardrobe and makeup is waiting.

What's the scene?

It's the scene with you sacrificing yourself

dead in Tungtung's arm

as she spills her heart out.

Just shoot it from a low angle,

to avoid my face

then give her a dummy to play against.

Ready.

Roll camera.

Action

I've met you at the best of time

was my good fortune

it's a shame

we have run out of time.

To be honest with you.

You had once graced my heart

but that was as far as it could be.

Cut!

- Excellent. - Marvellous.

You will be the next Maggie Cheung.

She why is Maggie Cheung?

I why not is Maggie Cheung?

What do you want then?

I want to Maggie Cheung.

This is how it should be.

Time Adventurer has a non-destructible system.

She dies, and I do the gut-wrenching lines.

Lights on.

You must capture my tears when they fall.

When I'm in character

whatever happens, even if I get my lines wrong,

nobody can cut

only I can say cut.

OK

Ready.

Camera rolling.

Action.

What's he doing?

Obviously

he wants to cry

but couldn't.

WHY!!

I want to say no regrets

no regrets...

no regrets...

He's forgotten his lines

maybe there're regrets.

Who cares.

To be honest.

I don't know if I ever graced your heart?

Please a drop of tear, so we can go home.

So bad.

We want tears...

Don't die on me!

Don't...

He can't cry, so he's using Tungtung to block his face.

Genius.

Please don't...

I don't...

I don't want to live

I will save you.

I don't want to live.

I don't want to live.

Enough!

Wait.

Bao said.

We can't out, only he can say cut.

What... what're you doing?

Are you using the Maggie Cheung Method

to help me cry?

Yes.

That's what I'm doing.

I recognise you.

You are the Conscience from my Heart

appearing here to give me a boost.

Yes, that's me...

So deep.

Are you trying to use violence,

to tell me not to give up?

Time Adventurer.

Don't give up.

Don't give up.

Don't give up.

Here, don't move.

- More. - Don't give up.

Thank you.

I won't give up.

This is not working

I don't feel anything

but anger building up

I want to revenge.

Don't.

Maybe I'm not powerful enough.

Time Adventurer's Consciences.

Show up and beat the crap out of him!

We don't dare, without Time Adventurer's say-so.

Consciences from my Heart.

Come and give me the boost I need!

Come on.

Beat him harder... to spur him on.

Tungtuflg.

Take a nap, I'll wake you up.

Stay strong...

Fantastic.

My resignation letter

I'm done.

Hey, Director Tsui!

Enough!

Thank you, my Consciences.

I swear

I'll never give up on myself again

I'll travel back in time

to save world peace.

Ouch...

Cut!

How was my acting?

With your amount of blood, you must have been good.

That was the most touching action sequence I've ever seen.

- Real blood. - So much blood

I'll give my highest recommendation to the Academy.

You'll definitely get the award.

Yeah!

It's all because of you.

You have pushed the best out of me.

You should stop the bleeding first.

I can't thank you enough.

Your acting complements mine so well

"\," Me'? - m . -

You'll be my co-star in "The Time Adventurer".

MY Partner!

Your partner?

Let me take a picture of you two.

"RISING STAR TIEZHU"

- Let me help you. - Thanks.

Look how good I look on camera.

Alright.

Come on, I'll take you to see our boss.

Who's the boss?

Thai Ice King.

- Eight-face. - Bao, hello.

Hello...

Come, try my coconut water.

It's so sweet!

Sweet, right?

Being the Thai Ice Cube King.

I had to monopolise the coconut business.

Now all the coconuts in Asia are mine.

But something does still bothers me a little.

My mom has gifted me such good looks and smarts.

With me being a hard worker, I'm a near perfection of a human.

Isn't that just outrageous?

Not at all, Eight-face.

You're born to be exceptional.

- You have two of everything. - Right.

You smoke double ended cigar.

- You have twins as girlfriends. - Right.

- You prayed to an Eight-faced Buddha. - Of course.

My brother from another mother, Tiezhu.

Eight-face.

Try some coconut water.

- No thanks. - No?

Let him sleep with the fishes.

- Calm down, Eight-face. - What are you doing?

You trust people far too easily.

He's an undercover.

What is this?

Tiezhu

ls it true?

True? Don't go crazy with him!

Then why aren't you drinking this?

The timing is...

- unfortunate. - How so?

I'm taking Chinese medicine.

Coconut water is cool-natured.

- Yeah. - Exactly.

He's like a brother to me.

He looks like a chump.

You can trust him.

There are three distinctions being an undercover.

One.

Undercovers never drink coconut water.

Then“.

He's an undercover, too.

He's not drinking coconut water, that's milk.

Me?

Two, wandering eyes.

You can insult me

but you can't insult my tiny beautiful eyes.

What're you doing?

I'm sorry.

But they do wander around.

You...

Then“.

Look at him.

- Look at how he dresses. - Me again?

He dress exactly like an undercover.

The same as the movie "lnfernal Affairs".

Three.

When you came in,

I saw your hand moving around your crotch.

Very busy hand

I bet you were typing Morse code.

Morse code? Are you kidding me?

I was just itchy.

Didn't he say he was taking Chinese medicine.

Itchy balls must be a side effect.

As a man, you must understand.

If scratching is typing Morse code.

Then he must have finished a novel, right?

Come on?

Come on.

Stop quibbling.

Eight-face, he's really my friend

$0?

You want to protect him?

I suddenly realise he is an undercover

concentrate on dealing with him

I'll count to three.

If you admit to being an undercover I'll shoot.

You'll shoot, even if I admit to it?

My bad.

If you don't admit to it, I'll shoot.

One.

Two.

Three.

Gotcha, right?

Just messing with you.

Your acting was so incredible, it totally got me.

Then give me a role in your film.

Definitely.

Eight-face is a super film buff.

He loves acting.

Even though it's just a prop, but look how real it is.

That is a real gun.

This is the prop.

Take him away.

Get him a band aid.

What did he say?

There's some reaction from the girl.

This chick was born bald

even she has grown hair.

Our hair regrowth drug is finally a success.

Yeah!

My bald patch is saved.

Saved!

Can't fight bad guys with messy hair.

That's drunken fist.

Tiezhu.

Bao.

Us fans love watching you fight with drunken fist.

If you re-make this

it'll be a massive hit.

Re-make this.

That was 20 years ago.

Let me show you something.

What is it?

- Not bad. - That's not it...

Not these.

There's more.

This is the one.

You see this?

The doctor said if I injured these places again

I'll be paralysed.

That's when I started using doubles

I'm tired with all the fighting.

I don't want to do action films anymore.

What I want...

is for the audiences to see me...

in a proper acting role.

I get it

I've been making films for 30 years

broken numerous box office records

but have no best actor award to show for it.

Bao.

Does the award really mean so much to you?

I'm not young anymore

I've earned enough money.

I want to earn recognition

I see actors like Tony Leung...

Robert De Niro, Meryl Streep,

they are called Mr. and Miss.

Such elites.

But me?

Every time when I'm being introduced...

Let's welcome...

Yuan“.

Bao.

Like a circus act.

Well, I like Tony, Bob and Meryl

I admire them

but they haven't changed me.

You're different.

You have made a difference

l.

Have asthma since I was born.

I was very weak.

But it was your film that told me.

"Use your confidence, be a strong man."

That's when I started training.

I grew up in a run down part of town

it wasn't easy

being good.

But I could look up to you.

Bao.

You're my hero.

But I'm not an elite.

An ordinary hero is better.

If a hero needs to be an elite

that's just pretentious.

Pretentious?

Pretentious.

Tiezhu.

Yes?

If I tell you a secret.

Can you promise not to tell another soul?

Alright, tell me.

Bao

I want to laugh.

Why am I so good looking but bald

but someone like you has a full set of hair

ls that fair?

I'm... I'm good.

"Use your confidence, be a strong man."

"And fight for your life."

"Fight with heart and blood to find your true calling."

"Give everything to write your own heroic story."

"When facing adversity, fight like a beast."

Yeah!

Bao.

Did you bring...

a spare hairpiece?

Why do you ask?

There's still a lot of people inside and your hair...

Isn't that a problem?

Yep.

Here.

What's the emergency?

When are you paying me back your debt?

I'll pay all of it within 3 years.

You don't believe me?

- I can bet you 5 million. - 5 million?

You're full of it

I told Bao

I'll lend him these Jinsha extraterrestrial artifacts for props.

Thank you for your support.

Support?

Support your ass

I'm using them for drug trafficking.

If they are so valuable

we better not borrow them, I don't want to lose them.

Don't you shoot all over the world?

What's wrong with trafficking for me?

You want me to be a drug mule?

I'm dead if Bao knows.

If Bao knows...

then his luck is out.

He does so many dangerous sequences

having an accident is not unusual.

With Bao as our trafficking front.

Our products can have easy access...

around the world, we'll be filthy rich.

But I have some heavy news I need to share.

We have a mole among us.

What is this?

My doctor's been looking for this.

Isn't this his car remote?

He left it inside my cast.

Come here.

- Let him sleep with the fishes. - Quickly.

Are you tired? Because I am, see you.

From now on, we are partners.

When you shoot abroad

you can be my distributor.

Forget about the money you owe me

I'll even split the profits with you.

Do you have any news from Eight-face?

He's a businessman

who really love movies.

He can act quite well.

That's about it.

We're sure he's doing something illegal.

As the FBI had placed an undercover by his side.

Have you seen him?

No...

The last time FBI heard from him

he said some guy kept on outing him in front of Eight-face.

Saying he's an undercover.

Did you see the bastard who did that?

No...

Why do you look so flustered?

Not flustered...

Are you scared of telling me who did this?

No...

Aren't you that newcomer doing the movie with Bao?

What's his face?

Something to do with metal.

Chief.

What are they doing?

You asked to meet here.

It's not like everyday I get to be an undercover in HK.

Of course I want to pay a visit to the infamous rooftop from "lnfernal Affairs".

But what has happened since?

Ever since the movie, this place is a hit.

It is now a tourism hotspot.

Why didn't you say so?

- 200 dollars for Andy Lau's T-shirt. - You didn't ask.

No, thanks.

Can you guys move quicker?

Be careful, don't break a thing.

We're shooting soon.

- Be careful... - Alan.

Morning, Tai.

The artifacts are here.

Come.

We need to transport them with the props going to the US.

Alright?

Have you talked to Bao?

Do I need his permission?

It's the new rules.

Everything needs his approval.

Oh, and all the crew needs to wear a pass.

Are you crazy?

Bao, you're working out early today?

Tiezhu said, I'll carry clothes better with bigger muscles.

And the new rules on set?

Tiezhu said, the sets are a mess

we need changes.

Tiezhu also said...

he wants to help you

so let him handle all the work

you've got right now.

I also know what I'm going to shoot next.

What is it?

I'm an astronaut

because of an accident...

I am trapped in a Mars space station for 100 years.

Excellent! You'll fight aliens, right?

- No. - The ones with big explosions?

No.

There must be visual effects and 3D, right?

No, I'll be alone on screen the whole time.

It's about inner turmoil, it'll be called.

A Man on Mars.

This will be difficult to attract investors.

It's fine

I'm going to use everything I have

plus your bonuses and retirement fund for it.

I can guarantee

this will be a massive hit.

Just wait for your share of the profits.

While I get my best actor award.

Bao

I'm 100% confident with your acting.

But I think you should warm up in "The Time Adventurer"

and let your character die during the ending.

Death is the best way to show your acting skills.

But Tiezhu's character is the one who dies.

That's not very nice to him.

I know you've taken him under your wings

but you need to think more about yourself.

He's become more arrogant of late.

Nah

I'm not badmouthing him

but I've read the screenplay

he wrote a better character for himself than yours.

Bao, I'm really not badmouthing him

but he's a traitor.

He's been getting very close to Tungtung.

Chatting up my actress!

Dinner time!

- What're you having? - Chicken and BBQ pork.

Bao.

Let me.

Don't get aHQFY

I'm not.

Come on.

Let's have hotpot

I'm going to eat here!

I want one with chicken thigh

I'm sorry, Bao.

The last one was taken by Tiezhu.

That's a big thigh!

It's quite big.

Come on, take a bite.

If there's nothing else, I better get back to work.

Tiezhu.

- Come here. - Bao.

Eat without me.

What is it?

That's the script for today's shoot

I've made amendments.

Isn't it me who dies, how come it's you?

I want to die.

No, you said Time Adventurer is non-destructible.

How can anyone defeat him, it doesn't make sense

I'll decide if something make sense.

If I say it does, then it does.

OK

You're the big shot.

Who's going to stop you if you want to die

I'm not finished.

As your boss.

I don't want you to date or become a gossip.

How's that your business?

Of course it is, I'm your boss!

You're just jealous that I've eaten your chicken thigh

I need to be jealous of you?

I can't afford my own chicken thigh?

- What do you call this then? - I can buy one for everyone on set.

- You think money is everything? - When I first met you.

- Do people want to eat chicken thigh? - You never used to eat chicken thigh.

- Have you bothered to ask? - You only ever ate goose

and salted eggs.

- No one want to eat chicken thigh. - And low sugar drinks

but your order always.

- Do you remember... - mess up everyone else's

- you promised me to lose weight? - I just drank it without saying a word.

Do you want to steal what's mine?

A box of chicken rice...

- need a 80km run to burn off. - Do you even respect me anymore?

- Can't you be more disciplined? - If I'm eating shit,

do you want to steal that too?

That's alright.

Because I have always thought "A Man on Mars"

is shit anyway.

Say it again.

You heard me.

"A Man on Mars" is shit!

Then why...

you said I'm your hero?

I want fame, my hero.

What else am I supposed to say?

Wake up, who wants to be an action star!

If you don't fight, who'll want to see you!

Leave!

I don't want to see you again!

Tungtung, let's go, no...

no reason for staying in this production

but I have no reason to stay with you.

Being in this production...

I've found the person I fancy.

You guys...

Someone who works hard

a mature male lead

is who I want to be with.

That's good taste.

Did you hear her?

We don't welcome you here.

Please leave.

Bao

it'll be alright

I'll take care of everything.

You're the best.

Come on... Get to work...

- Eight-face, this way. - OK.

Thank you for agreeing to play the villain.

It's nothing.

We'll be filming a romantic scene between Bao and the female lead.

You come in tall and proud,

say your line then shoot.

- Bao dies, the actress cry. - Kill him!

You laugh towards the heaven.

- Laugh towards heaven? - Yes, here's the gun.

There're blanks inside

- I've got to talk to Bao, look around. - OK.

Eight-face.

- What are you doing with the gun? - Shoot people.

Shoot people? Here...

Look at this.

- Let me see. - It's brand new...

Tailor-made for you.

This double-barreled gun is perfect for you

I love it!

Don't mess around...

The Time Adventurer, Scene 60, Shot 5, Take 1.

Action.

It's taken me a lot of time travel to save you.

We'll never be apart again.

Hahahahahau.

Happy ending between love birds

is what I hate most.

Time Adventurer, you can go to hell.

But I won't let you go so easily.

Why is he improvising?

What do I have to do to die?

I'll let you die now.

Hahahahahau.

Are you scared?

Brother.

When will you...

let me...

Isn't it just one shot?

Isn't that over the top?

Looks real to me.

Cut, good take!

It's killing me.

Bao.

Bao.

Bao.

Bao.

Bao's dead.

Bao's really dead.

Bao's dead, he's really dead.

Call an ambulance, hurry!

Dead?

BEN.!

- Bao... - Bao.

BEN.!

Keep rolling, keep shooting.

Bao...

Eight-face.

Why are you so vicious?

You've killed Bao.

That's impossible.

This is just a prop gun.

Just because he wouldn't be your drug mule.

You killed him during the shoot

I'm just a drug trafficker, not a killer.

Don't accuse me

I know martial arts.

Bao.

Bao, come back, Bad.!

Call the police!

It's alright, we are here.

That way...

Chief, we've found the drugs.

Eight-face, we've finally gotten all the evidence to lock you up.

- Take him away. - Yes, sir.

Bao.

The God has shown mercy, your killer is caught.

Rest in peace.

Peace in your ass.

Bao, you're not dead?

That's great...

We're like brothers, I couldn't believe you would want me dead.

Want you dead?

Bao, you're overthinking things

I have proof.

I saw the gun...

I saw the gun you gave Eight-face...

was swapped in with real bullets.

So when Eight-face was remembering his lines

I swapped out the real bullets for blanks.

Don't believe a word he says, he's a traitor.

Him?

He's not only a traitor.

Why am I so good looking but bald

but someone like you has a full set of hair, is that fair?

Bao.

Why did you tell me your big secret?

We are brothers.

Then I'll tell you a secret too.

What?

I'm an undercover.

Stop laughing.

Didn't you say, you won't laugh at me again?

L'll try.

To be honest.

I didn't believe you will kill me

but a few days ago

you said we should change the screenplay.

For the last few years,

you talk back whenever I have any requests.

Why would you have read the screenplay?

It was then I knew

you were making a move.

So we decided to set you up with a plan of our own.

To let you think, your plan is working

letting your guards down.

You were tricked by my great acting, right?

About that.

Your acting...

in the Chicken Thigh "Cold War"

was slightly over the top.

What give you the right to complain?

You were hell bent on playing Tony Leung.

You were just shouting the lines.

Shouting doesn't make you a good actor.

You were just speaking lines like a computer.

You didn't give me anything to play against.

I think Tungtung acted the best.

Now, I'm really a hostage.

- Move! - Let go of her.

Tai, give yourself up.

Relax, I've covered all the exits,

he can't escape.

Thanks God.

I thought you covered all exits?

It's locked! Didn't you cover this door?

No

I thought it was a prop door.

You...

- Let's split. - OK.

This is so unexpected

how will this story ends?

Let's go.

Why are you taking me hostage?

Shut up, bitch!

- 'Uezhu. - Ta“.!

Calm down, be careful with the knife.

Tiezhu.

Tiezhu... this way.

Save hostage first, take the stairs.

Let's shoot, take position.

- Bao. - Don't come any closer!

Tai.

You've cornered yourself by coming up here

it shows that you're not a professional villain.

It was just a rash decision

I'm sure the judge will understand and give you a light sentence.

Stop right there!

With my hand written petition letter

plus autographed photo

it might just be a probation.

And if I make an appearance in court everyday

you might even be release without any charges.

You're so annoying!

Are you alright?

Watch out!

Tiezhu, are you alright?

I'm alright, I'll protect you.

It's alright, I'll protect you.

Tiezhu, you're having an asthma attack?

You want to be a hero?

Fine

I'll give you a chance.

Alright.

"The Time Adventurer" needs a fight for ending anyway.

It's for real

I'm in luck...

Snake Style with Cat Claw.

Will mouth to mouth help?

I'm sure it will.

How am I?

Do I look better?

A little.

Tai was the action choreographer for "Snake Style and Cat Claw".

He knows all the moves.

Come on, hiss for me.

Which floor are they at?

70, the top floor.

Where are we?

35

We've got loads more to go.

Chief, I've been wanting to ask.

Why didn't we wait for the elevator?

Why don't you ask me when we reach the top?

Let's take the elevator.

It's 35 floors either way.

What do you guys think?

Let me light up first.

Bao.

Do you surrender?

Yes...

It's hurting me... let go...

Say it to the camera

I won't.

What's the difference?

Maybe I'm not in real life

but on screen.

I am a hero.

Heroes will never surrender to villains.

Really?

Bao.

Surrender.

You've betted a lot?

Last leg of a multiple bet.

If 11 Wins

I'll have 100 million.

Drunken Fist.

Hold on.

Breath, deep breath

319p...

Tiezhu, stay awake.

Hold on.

Number 5 is catching up,

it passes number 1.

- It's pressing number 11 all the way. - Come on.

Can number 11 hold on till the end?

Number 5 is

fighting number 11 till the end.

Number 11 is holding off number 5,

side by side.

Come on

720 Spinning Drunken Fist

11... 5...

Number 11 crosses the line! First place, number 11!

Number 11 wins the race!

This is the win I've been waiting for my whole life.

Number 10?

Betted the wrong horse.

The Time Adventurer defeated another villain

it shows evil will never win.

Beating the villain again.

Talking about righteousness.

Such a cliché, so predictable

I want an orgasmic ending.

Tai, you could have been a good person

but you chose to be a villain.

BEN.!

Stop acting.

Tiezhu is dying.

No...

- Bao. - I can't.

Bao, the inhaler, hurry!

OK

Loan...

Bao

I think Tiezhu is dead.

The orgasm is coming

I'm in luck if he drops.

Drop...

Drop...

Drop...

Yes.

Catch.

Tiezhu.

Breath, breath it in.

Breath it in.

Are you feeling better?

This is great.

Bao, Tiezhu is alive!

Yeah!

Bao.

Be careful.

Give me your hand.

Reach for us.

A little more.

Drop...

- It's alright, give me your hand. - Bao, come on

I can't.

Drop...

Give me your hand!

- Come on... - Give me your hand.

Your hand... reach out!

So romantic

I'm coming!

What happened to him? Do you think he's OK?

- What's wrong with him? - Oh my God, is he alright?

I'm alright!

So many hot chicks!

Today I'm going to tell you the story of a blockbuster movie.

"The Time Adventurer."

The story is about the Time Adventurer played by Bao.

Travel back 365 years, in search of a earth destroying virus

to save the world.

Telling you the story is meaningless anyway.

Because like all Bee's movie

it's about a guy who's born to be a do-gooder

for the sake of righteousness or world peace

gets into fights with bad guy A, B, C, D, E, F, G

who starts off as an underdog and come out on top

to maintain a peaceful status quo if he wins.

So I'm not going to ask about this party ball of a virus

and accept that it can destroy the world.

But look how beautiful the lead actress look

and there are no make out scenes?

That's unacceptable.

Look at that big hole round the back.

Hole but no hoe, that's just a blatant deception.

As Bao tries to proof his acting skills to the audience

he added a meant to be touching scene.

But the blood and tears were obviously added by CG.

It's so fake.

He even tried to imitate Johnnie To's films

talking about the dark side of human.

Adding a brunch of conscience, you must be kidding me?

And the villain

dresses like an idiot

and looks like an idiot

the truth is, he's really an idiot.

In the end, Bao has to fight

the true villain who looks like Bruce Lee.

A fight so hard, his hair come off.

Saving the earth.

It's amazing that this story does have an ending.

But what's more amazing,

is this movie has been winning awards after awards.

"The Time Adventurer" has won the Best Picture, Best Director.

Best Screenplay, Best Actress, Best Newcomer.

Best Supporting Actor, Best Action Choreography

and the Best Actor Award

is in the hand of Bao

presenting it to the villain with only 5 minutes of screen time.

Look how disappointing Bao is.

Best Actor is not just an award,

it's larger than life.

Sometimes, you can do nothing when life throws you a curve ball.

Bao, looks like it'll be another lifetime till you win this award

I've also heard the reason why Bao told Tiezhu his bald secret

I have it on film.

Every time

it's always...

Let's welcome.

Yuan Bao!

Too soon.

OK, cut!