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♪
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Art lovers of springfield,
good news.
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The art museum
is closed forever!
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Instead, our entire collection
will be digitized
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And sold for a fortune
on the blockchain
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As non-fungible tokens, or nfts.
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Whatever the hell those are.
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Now let's turn
some of our crappy art
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Into computer money.
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Starting with
a true masterpiece, my butt.
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Uh, dad?
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Ah! Technology!
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I've lost bart forever!
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No!
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Yes!
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Honey? Remember how
we're always saying
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We wish bart was less fungible?
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Did something happen to bart?
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Only the parts you can hug.
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The rest is alive,
right here on my phone.
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my baby is an app!
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Uh, no, apps actually do stuff.
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He's an nft.
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But look how much he's worth.
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For bart? Hmm.
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Imagine what we'd get for lisa.
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He is the first nft
of an actual person.
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I don't care.
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We've got to find a way
to get him back.
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to do that, you, yourself
must enter the blockchain.
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Who are you?
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We are the enlightened
intellects
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Who safeguard the crypto-verse.
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kylie jenner, rob gronkowski,
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And jimmy fallon.
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I thought you were
just celebrity shills.
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Ugh, we would never
promote a technology
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If we didn't understand
the distributed ledger
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Underpinning it.
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Der!
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I can't
stop laughing, buddy.
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shut up.
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You ruined "cowbell."
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This key is a back door
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Through the blockchain's
cryptographic protocol.
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Once you're inside, find bart
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And use it to get
both of you out.
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Huh, so this is the blockchain.
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No, noob, this is
the block-train.
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Speeding forever through the loveless icy world
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Created by crypto-bros.
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Powered by the most abundant fuel in the universe:
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Fomo, the fear of missing out.
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For a digital incarnation of an
abstract mathematical concept,
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It could use a good dusting.
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well, that's because this is the
last car of the train, innit?
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The dwelling place of nfts
with no value.
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Which is 99% of all nfts
ever created.
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Huh, I guess being
the second-ever human nft
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Isn't worth a whole lot.
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Where do they keep my son?
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at the very front of the train
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Where you can never go.
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Watch me!
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Whoa!
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you killed ennui oeuf 116.
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Congratulations,
you've moved up the train
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Because you are now
as valuable as us,
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The cuddle kittens.
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Because you killed another nft.
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What you call
mindless slaughter,
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Crypto-bros call "disruption,"
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And then pour cash into it.
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So, to rescue bart,
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I need to kill
a bunch of you guys.
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Ooh.
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Well, I guess I got to do this.
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Sorry! Nothing personal!
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Hope... You... Can't...
Feel... Pain.
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mom's price is skyrocketing!
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Look at the fomo!
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Now everyone's gonna
want human nfts.
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Dad, you said you were
taking me to bumper boats.
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I am. Uh, have
some more chocolate milk.
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No one is putting another child
into that scanner...
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Before mine.
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hey!
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Please kill ralph-house.
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The front of the train.
I made it.
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Bart! We're getting out of here!
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Whoa, mom, what's the rush?
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Grab yourself a jaded ape
and take a load off.
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You never like my friends.
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Mom's almost got bart out.
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Don't let your son become
a worthless human again.
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Sell him to me
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-For $100 million.
-Hmm!
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No, dad!
If you sell bart to mr. Burns,
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He'll be trapped
on the blockchain forever.
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But this is my chance
not to miss out,
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After I've missed out
on everything.
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The housing bubble,
the first tech bubble,
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The second tech bubble,
the current tech bubble.
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Just one time,
I want to be the guy
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That gives all his money
to bernie madoff!
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Mom, get out of there!
Dad's gonna crack!
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He did it.
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I can't believe he did it.
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-We made it.
-Where's homer?
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I want to tell him the inside
of his phone smells.
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He-he sold himself.
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He was so afraid of missing out,
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He tokened his own life.
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Woo-hoo!
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Eternity on
a super swanky train.
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Ooh, twerked chicken.
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What happened?
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Our fomo, it's gone.
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The nft craze is over.
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D'oh!
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ah, the romance of train travel.
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♪
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♪ and it's clearly to his credit ♪
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♪ that he is an englishman ♪
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♪ he remains ♪
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♪ an eng ♪
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♪ lish... ♪
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Wait. Did you only
ask me to sing
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To forestall your gruesome end?
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Guilty as charged.
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Ha!
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It was only by
following my hunch
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That we found
the east side strangler
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On the west side of town.
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Can you explain how
you overcame childhood trauma
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To become the nation's most
renowned criminal psychologist?
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For that story,
you'll have to read my book.
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Office muntz.
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Told you I'd smell you later.
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Been a long time.
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Ah, look at us.
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We thought we were
gonna stay young forever.
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Some of us did.
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Oh, right, like bart,
because he got murdered.
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Speaking of gruesome junk,
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We could use your help
on a case.
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I'm flattered, but I'm the dean
of the true crime department.
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I can't just run off and--
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The killer left a message.
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And we think it's for you.
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♪
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Maybe rod flanders
did grow up to become
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A shockingly foul-mouthed
prop comedian,
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But he didn't deserve this.
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Only a super-traumatized
profiler like you
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Can piece together
what happened here.
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Hmm.
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our killer took his time.
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Had fun with it.
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Enjoyed a game of solitaire.
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Red king on a red queen?
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This psycho doesn't
play by the rules.
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Damn, she's good.
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Here, he had one
of those moments
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Where you walk into a room
and forget what you came in for.
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How did my guys miss that?
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One more thing.
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This killer won't stop now.
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There will be others.
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Sarge, there's been another.
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How can he also be the first?
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Sarge, we got another one.
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Boy, that's something
you don't see every--
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One more, sarge.
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Got another one, sarge.
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The severed hand
opens the fridge,
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Which tugs on that
strip of sinew,
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Turning over the eyeball cup,
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Which rolls down the spine,
startles a cat,
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Which leaps onto
the butter dish seesaw,
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And sends
the other eyeball flying,
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Turning on the coffee maker.
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Even I can't get inside
a mind this deranged.
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There's only one person who can.
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Little lisa simpson.
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You really made something
of yourself
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After I made mincemeat
of your brother.
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Come to thank me?
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-No.
-Rude.
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I don't have time
for your games, bob.
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I'm working on a--
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Yes, a case so confounding
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You're actually willing
to seek my help.
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The rube goldberg sherri
is actually quite impressive.
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Hat tip, psychopath.
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What about
the identical messages?
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How can they all be "the first"?
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Really, professor simpson,
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Am I meant to spoon-feed you
all the answers?
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Speak in riddles or drop a clue
in a clever anagram
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Hidden in something
I've just said right now.
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This is a waste of time.
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Perhaps a limerick will help.
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There once was a shiny machete,
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That turned poor bart's head
to spaghetti.
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You're gonna die
in that cell, bob.
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And when that happens,
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Wherever I am,
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I'll be dancing.
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Can you think of anyone who
would've wanted to hurt sherri?
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No, everybody loved
my big sister.
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Big sister?
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You guys were twins.
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Yes, but sherri was born first.
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Probably makes sense for you
to be my husband now, huh?
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Sherri is the first.
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Rod flanders, dermott spuckler,
all firstborns,
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That's the pattern.
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And bob said something
about an anagram
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Taking us to the killer's lair.
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that's it.
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Stay here.
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Hey, meat hooks, hook meat much?
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Ha-ha--
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Nelson?
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Nelson, where are you?
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The killer's lair looks
just like my old bedroom.
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But how? Ooh.
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Maybe the killer's
on the security footage.
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No! It can't be!
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freeze!
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wha...?
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I can't be the killer!
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I turned my trauma into healing!
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Oprah said so!
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I'm sorry for the imbroglio,
but if the chef de cuisine
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Insists on calling it
taco tuesdays,
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He can't very well serve flautas
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And expect us not
to make a fuss.
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Hello, bob.
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H-how did you get in here?
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Well, I knew if I killed
enough people
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In the most gruesome
possible ways,
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They'd send me to your prison.
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But to get into your cell?
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I had a little help.
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Lisa the killer.
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I never thought
you had it in you.
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The lisa you knew didn't.
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But I'm another story.
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Oh, really?
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Split personalities?
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Trope alert!
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Call the first thought police.
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Professor lisa had no idea
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She was my accomplice.
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But she's gone now.
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She was my last victim.
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Or, rather, second to last.
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The penultimate.
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♪ he remains an ♪
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♪ en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en ♪
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♪ en... ♪
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♪ ...Glishman. ♪
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Simpson.
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No eating in the turbine room.
267
00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:59,130
Since when?
268
00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:04,051
Pfft. The nanny state
wins again.
269
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:06,137
No tanning in the reactor core,
270
00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:08,389
No texting while driving
and eating ribs.
271
00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,933
Can't even trim your hedges
with a machine gun.
272
00:14:10,935 --> 00:14:12,602
When did everyone get so scared?
273
00:14:12,604 --> 00:14:16,480
The world would be fine if
people just used common sense.
274
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:17,648
Like me.
275
00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:19,108
Ah! Jailbreak!
276
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,749
Woman. Woman.
277
00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:42,006
Homer, one. Nanny state, zero.
278
00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:51,307
Stupid radioactive garbage donut
279
00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:54,268
Mutating my dna while I sleep.
280
00:14:56,439 --> 00:15:00,316
Hey, who stole
my flanders's newspaper?
281
00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:01,567
Sorry about that, homer-ino,
282
00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:04,654
But I-I whited out the crossword
after I did it,
283
00:15:04,656 --> 00:15:06,072
So you could enjoy it, too.
284
00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:10,201
ah.
285
00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:12,912
Better from the chimney
than the furnace, am I right?
286
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:19,168
So, you see, there's nothing
in the bible that says
287
00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:23,506
A pastor and his wife
can't take separate vacations.
288
00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:31,055
Daddy, are you being tickled
by the holy spirit?
289
00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:43,567
I've been neighborino'd
into home-diddly-omer.
290
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:47,571
and why am I in church
when football is on?
291
00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:00,584
Kiss my ass, church-os.
292
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:05,214
I'm fat, I'm bald, and
I've never felt sexier, baby.
293
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:08,300
Why, you little...
294
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,844
Woo-hoo!
295
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:20,021
a mysterious afflictionhas descended upon springfield.
296
00:16:20,023 --> 00:16:23,107
Citizens of every age, race and catchphrase
297
00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:27,403
Are mysteriously transforming into bald, pear-shaped doofi.
298
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:32,950
donut stu has diabetes type 2.
299
00:16:36,789 --> 00:16:38,372
News is stupid.
300
00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:39,999
Somebody put on wrestling.
301
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:41,876
Do all these burping baldos
302
00:16:41,878 --> 00:16:44,045
Remind you of anyone?
303
00:16:44,047 --> 00:16:46,338
I'd know that
butt scratch anywhere.
304
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,382
Everyone's turning into dad.
305
00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:07,818
Uh, children, your father's
less than stellar genetic code
306
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:10,946
Is spreading through
burp-borne transmission.
307
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,740
If we're going
to cure this virus,
308
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:14,116
We need his dna.
309
00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:16,994
You three are the only ones
impervious to the virus.
310
00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:19,330
You have got to find him.
311
00:17:19,332 --> 00:17:21,540
Hmm. It is 11:30 in the morning.
312
00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:26,921
-Beer, moe.
-Beer, moe.
313
00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:28,214
A-beer, a-moe.
314
00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:29,632
Have you seen our dad?
315
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:32,635
No, just these hundreds
of silly versions of him,
316
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:35,012
Which is the greatest thing
that has ever happened to me.
317
00:17:35,014 --> 00:17:36,722
I mean,
I'm printing money over here.
318
00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:40,601
Coming right up,
santa's little homer.
319
00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:43,854
Real dad wasn't at the
bowling alley, the candy store,
320
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,732
Or mocking the hippos
at the zoo.
321
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:48,025
Wait.
322
00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:49,735
Dad ate a bucket
of this chicken last night.
323
00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:52,738
When that happens, where does he
always spend the next day?
324
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,117
I'll be out in a minute.
325
00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:57,868
Um, is this really the most
326
00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,620
Convenient bathroom
for your father?
327
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:01,872
It's the closest one
mom will let him use.
328
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:05,042
Dad, we need you
to save the world.
329
00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:05,876
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
330
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,086
Can you believe some idiot
331
00:18:07,088 --> 00:18:10,005
Left this perfectly good
back scratcher in there?
332
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:12,550
Look, it goes all...
333
00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:14,635
The way... Down.
334
00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:17,429
What?
335
00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:21,517
Now, if you'll just board
the frink-ama-copter--
336
00:18:21,519 --> 00:18:23,727
We're not calling it that.
337
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,939
And then we'll pop your dna
in to the frink-tabulizer--
338
00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:28,724
We're not calling it that.
339
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:33,529
And everything will go back
to the way it was.
340
00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:36,073
Wait. Hold on.
Why would I want that?
341
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:37,992
Finally, everyone thinks
the way I do.
342
00:18:37,994 --> 00:18:41,036
Nobody's making up stupid rules
about bicycle helmets
343
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,538
Or where you can smoke cigars.
344
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,373
You want to drive
without a seatbelt?
345
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,041
Facetime while jaywalking?
346
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,501
Enjoy a sugary soda?
347
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:50,129
Go ahead!
You're not hurting anyone!
348
00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:51,755
It's a utopia.
349
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,507
No, a me-topia!
350
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:57,261
Yes, well, you don't really want
everyone to be like you.
351
00:18:57,263 --> 00:19:00,014
Earth-shattering reveal!
352
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,103
When did insurance commercials
get so funny?
353
00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:08,397
marge!
354
00:19:08,399 --> 00:19:10,399
Cooperating with us
is the only way
355
00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,985
To get your wife back to normal.
356
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:16,405
You've never looked
more beautiful.
357
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,910
Scooch over, gorgeous.
358
00:19:20,912 --> 00:19:22,286
When we get home,
359
00:19:22,288 --> 00:19:24,580
Let's you and I bump muzzles.
360
00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:28,209
Please. Please! If we don't have
some competent people left
361
00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:30,794
To run things,
society will collapse!
362
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,338
Coders to run the internet
363
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,632
That feeds you
the latest misinformation.
364
00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:37,927
Pilots to fly the planes
you need to be restrained on.
365
00:19:37,929 --> 00:19:40,054
I mean,
a world without experts--
366
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:42,139
Does beaker ever shut up?
367
00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:44,016
good one, me-marge.
368
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,517
Mm, well,
you leave me no choice.
369
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,686
I'm calling in
a nuclear air strike
370
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:51,065
To obliterate all
the homerized springfielders,
371
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,608
Including, very sadly,
372
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:54,818
The touring company
of kinky boots.
373
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,071
Obliterating in three, two--
374
00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:58,405
Hey, you know what you need?
375
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:01,492
A nice, relaxing scratch
on the back.
376
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:05,996
No! No! Oh, a lifetime
of study and education
377
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,164
Down the...
378
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:11,168
♪ this must be just like ♪
379
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,671
♪ living in paradise ♪
380
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:19,635
♪ and I don't want to go home ♪
381
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:26,016
♪ this must be just like living in paradise ♪
382
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:28,811
♪ just like paradise ♪
383
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:31,772
♪ and I don't want to go home ♪
384
00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:35,442
♪ and I don't want to go ♪
385
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:36,485
♪ this must be ♪
386
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:40,155
♪ just like living in paradise ♪
387
00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:45,369
♪ and I don't want to go home. ♪
388
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:54,211
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