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DONNA:
I'm starting to worry.
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Mr. Strickland's
been in his office
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with the door shut
for more than an hour.
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Maybe he's passed out
drunk on his mini-toilet.
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Maybe he's stone-cold dead.
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Dang it, I'm going in.
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Take the defibrillator, honey.
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People, I've been on the horn
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with the National Propane Gas
Consortium.
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Y'all are looking
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at the newest inductee
into the Propane Hall of Flame.
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Oh, my Lord, sir.
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That's the highest achievement
possible in propane.
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I'm at the top of the mountain
all right.
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And you're my...
What do you call them goat men
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that keep you
from freezing to death?
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You're his Sherpa, honey.
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That's right,
and to show my appreciation,
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I want you to introduce me
at the induction ceremony
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at the national convention
next week in Memphis.
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This is the greatest honor
I will ever know.
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Let's celebrate.
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Who wants breakfast whiskey?
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(Joe Jack and Donna cheer)
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Tell me about the sport coat
again, Dad.
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The Hall of Flame honoree gets
to wear a special blazer
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at the induction ceremony.
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It's graduated in color
like a flame itself...
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Bright blue at the bottom,
then bright red,
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then bright orange,
then bright yellow,
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and then bright white
at the shoulders and collar.
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Do you get to wear one, too?
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No, son.
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Standing next to Buck Strickland
in his moment of glory is
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probably as close
as I'll ever get
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to wearing the rainbow blazer.
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The rainbow blazer.
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I don't know, Peggy,
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this is the greatest moment
in Strickland Propane history,
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but what if Buck blows it?
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What if he gives in
to his appetites?
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PEGGY:
Do not worry, Hank.
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You have kept him out of trouble
for 23 years.
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If anyone can shield
Buck Strickland from booze
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and women at a convention
in a good-time town, it's you,
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but if you need me for backup,
I am an expert fun-blocker.
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Yeah, between the two of us,
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we can handle Buck.
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(grunting)
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I can't believe I'm really here.
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This is my Super Bowl, Peggy.
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Mr. and Mrs. Hill?
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I'm Melanie Scovall.
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I'll be your convention liaison.
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Now where's the man of honor,
Mr. Strickland?
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Ugh, I've lost visual contact.
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Red alert, Peggy.
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I'll check the bar.
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Oh, there he is.
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Stand at attention, men.
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Hall of Flamer coming through.
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(chuckles)
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The years have been good
to you, John.
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You're a more distinguished kind
of ugly.
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(both laughing)
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Peggy, I think I was worried
about Buck for nothing.
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It's past noon, he's not drunk,
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and he's got people
eating out of his hand.
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This right here is
Hall of Flame Buck Strickland.
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Honey, you are doing fine
without me.
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I have a ladies'
prayer breakfast to attend.
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MAN (over P.A.):
Please don't forget to register
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for the grand prize
in our raffle.
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Strickland Propane?
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Aw, shoot, I requested a booth
next to the men's room.
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This can't be right.
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Good Lord, sir,
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there are
two Strickland Propanes.
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Strickland Propane...
Arlen, Texas...
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And Strickland Propane...
Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
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Thank y'all for visiting
Strickland Propane.
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Don't taste the heat;
taste the meat.
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Dang it.
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What in the Sam Hill
is going on here?
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You're using my name and
about 90% of my slogan.
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Are you
the great Buck Strickland?
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None other.
Who're you?
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Sir, I've waited
all my life to meet you.
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I'm your bastard son.
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Well, I'll be dogged.
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(chuckles nervously)
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Hank, this here's
my son... er, uh, Ray?
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Uh, Roy?
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Uh, Ray Roy?
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My name's Jody, but you can
call me whatever you want.
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The important part of my name
is Strickland.
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Well, Ray Roy,
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what do you say to your
old man buying you a drink?
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Just one? Shoot,
I'm ready to drink you broke.
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But sir, uh, w-we've
got to set up our booth.
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Cover for me.
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So what's the bastard like?
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(sighs)
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Well, the apple didn't fall far
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from Mr. Strickland's tree,
I tell you what.
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They hadn't been together
two minutes
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when they went off drinking.
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I'm afraid I might have
to keep 'em apart
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for the good of Buck
and Strickland Propane.
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Hmm, you want to keep
Buck Strickland
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away from his own son.
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Admit it, Hank, you're jealous.
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You just want to be
the bastard son
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Buck Strickland never had
but apparently did.
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Why would I want
to be Buck's son
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when I'm his assistant manager?
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Hmm, translation:
"Love me, Daddy."
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WOMAN (over P.A.):
Don't forget to register
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for the grand prize
in our raffle.
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(sighing):
Thank goodness you're back.
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I was getting worried.
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There's my body spray.
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Come on, Pop.
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Let's get back in the funk.
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You got it, turkey.
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W-Wait, wait, sir,
where are you going?
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Oh, we going to, uh...
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Son, what's the bad part
of Memphis called?
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Memphis.
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Yeah, that's where we headed.
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But sir, people are
coming here to see you.
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Mr. Strickland,
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we've got a reception
in the Crystal Room at 3:00 p.m.
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where you'll be
the guest of honor.
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You hear that, sir?
3:00.
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He'll be there.
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Well, lookie-lookie,
there goes a tookie.
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Sorry, Papa got dibs
on that one.
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Stand in line, squirt.
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Whatever you say, Pop.
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Let's smack this town's bottom.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Sir, we're in the middle
of important...
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(sighs)
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This your first ladies'
prayer breakfast?
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Yes, it is.
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I'll let you in on
a little secret.
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The object here isn't to
get close to the Lord.
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It's to get close to
the Platinum Circle.
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Ah, yes,
the first ladies of propane.
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Tru Wigant, Wendy Fortner,
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Jane Ann Kuykendall,
and... wait.
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Where's Bebe Wren?
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Oh, she's not a wife now.
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She's an owner...
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ever since her husband
Buddy dropped dead
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at the carving station
at The Brown Cow.
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(gasps)
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So the Platinum Circle
has an opening? Hmm...
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WOMAN (over P.A.): Be sure to register
at the hospitality desk in the west...
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DALE:
Buck Strickland a no-show?
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No problem.
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Meet friends of Buck Strickland.
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I'm sorry Buck's not here,
Ms. Scovall.
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He was at a Q and
A session, and, uh,
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wouldn't you know he got more
"Q" s than he bargained for.
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I'll see that he shows up
from now on.
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Your boss should take
conventions more seriously.
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The United States Constitution
was written at a convention.
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This is Mr. Strickland's
Hall of Flame jacket.
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I'm entrusting you with it until
the ceremony tomorrow night.
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Do not make me regret it.
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The rainbow blazer.
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I am Peggy Hill.
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My husband Hank is introducing
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the newest Hall of Flame
inductee, Buck Strickland.
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I'm supposed to be impressed?
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My husband Pollard is
the president
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of the National Propane Gas
Consortium.
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Okay.
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I am bested but not rattled.
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Peggy, you had the guts
to sit there.
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You can stay
till your luck runs out.
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Deal me in.
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Shirley Temple,
meet Mr. Roy Rogers.
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(glasses clink)
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Ah... yeah.
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Look at that fool,
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looking all around like,
like a stupid squirrel.
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That's my dad.
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Buck, Buck.
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You didn't show up
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for your meet-and-greet.
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Yeah, I was meeting and greeting
a few cocktail waitresses.
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Look, I know you want to
spend time with your son...
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The cat's in the
cradle and whatnot...
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But the prestige of
the Hall of Flame comes
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with certain obligations.
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(horn honks)
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Come on, Daddy,
we got us a lady sandwich.
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Well, Hank, got to skedaddle.
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(whooping)
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Buck and Ray Roy
are getting out of control.
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Peggy, they mooned Elvis's grave
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and his poor little
dead twin brother Jesse.
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Well, you'd better figure out
a way to handle those two.
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While not impossible,
you cannot count
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on one of them to
choke on his own vomit.
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Mr. Strickland,
we need to talk.
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Oh, for crying out loud,
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it's, it's, well,
it's 2:00 in the afternoon.
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Yes, in six hours, you're
supposed to be inducted
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into the Propane Hall of Flame,
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and I'm not sure
you're going to make it.
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I'm not sure you should.
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Dang it, I'm trying, Hank,
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but I've got
to make it up to my boy
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for neglecting him
all these years.
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He got into propane
'cause of me.
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So did I, sir.
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I am violating all
kinds of protocol here,
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but I want you to
try on this jacket.
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Well, that feels nice.
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If you want to wear the jacket,
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you've got to live the jacket.
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All right, Ol' Top,
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I'll straighten up.
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(whooping and grunting)
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Gotdog! Ray Roy!
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Now, I hope
you got two girls in there!
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What the...?!
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I told you to stand in line!
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You didn't stand in line, boy!
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Hell, Daddy,
that line was moving too slow.
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I just had to do cut-sies!
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Cut... Why you son of a...
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(grunting)
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(grunting and muttering)
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Oh, no.
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(shouting)
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(blow landing)
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Yeah!
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Yeah! RAY ROY: Ow!
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(whooping)
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Ow!
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(grunts)
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I have had enough!
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Oh, Hank, we were just
letting off a little steam.
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I have tried with all my might
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to save you from yourself,
Mr. Strickland.
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Well, not anymore.
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You're on your own.
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You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
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And that includes you,
Ms. Scovall.
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00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,385
You have not honored propane.
257
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,140
He's right.
258
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,768
I should be ashamed of myself.
259
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,738
But I never am.
260
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,155
Hey, Hank.
261
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,743
(sniffing)
262
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,783
Long Island iced tea?
263
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,328
I can't believe those words
came out of your mouth.
264
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,166
Or did you point to the menu?
265
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,501
How did it go down?
266
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,120
Keep an eye on your friend.
267
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,541
He's tore up pretty bad.
268
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,790
Usually, it's a woman involved,
but apparently,
269
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,794
a couple of dudes named
Strickland did it to him.
270
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:35,263
I don't ever want to hear
the name Strickland again.
271
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,802
What are you talking about?
272
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,472
This whole thing is because
your name isn't Strickland.
273
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,141
You think I'm jealous
of Buck and Ray Roy?
274
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,479
Who cares?
275
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,723
I sure don't.
276
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,316
Now, Hank, that's just
the rum and tequila
277
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,981
and vodka and gin talking.
278
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,526
I'm gonna give that S.O.B.
an introduction
279
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,649
he'll never forget.
280
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:01,782
We're here to honor one
of the giants of Texas propane,
281
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,704
Mr. Buck Strickland.
282
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:08,292
To introduce Mr. Strickland,
his right-hand man, Hank Hill.
283
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,256
(applause)
284
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,259
(slurred):
I'm not gonna say...
285
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:20,759
Hell, I am gonna say
what I have been wanting to say.
286
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,478
Buck Strickland is a monster.
287
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,689
A drunk monster.
288
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,772
Buck Strickland is nothing
but a lecherous,
289
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,112
disgusting,
bastard-making bastard...
290
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,731
(mumbles gibberish)
291
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,747
And now I'm going to vomit.
292
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,869
(loud retching)
293
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,340
God, I don't know what happened.
294
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,305
I just snapped.
295
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,301
Now the Board of Governors
is having a special session
296
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,678
this afternoon
to determine my punishment.
297
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,679
It is just not right
298
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,398
that Buck Strickland has been a
drunken boor his whole life,
299
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,064
and you, his white knight, are
the one who's in trouble.
300
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,778
I am so sorry, Peggy.
301
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,774
I guess this has probably
put you in a tough spot
302
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:17,740
with the Platinum Circle.
303
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,401
Yeah, well, that dream died
304
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,528
when you threw up
in Tru Wigant's hair.
305
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,905
But I am not gonna
let your career die.
306
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,747
Daddy...
307
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,336
I-I feel awful
about trading paint
308
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,750
with what's-her-face.
309
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:35,125
Oh, hell, son, if we can
get past me abandoning you
310
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,718
and never supporting you,
we can get past this.
311
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,804
What do you say we call it even?
312
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,797
Fair enough.
313
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,174
(glasses clink)
314
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,058
Oh, hell,
this ain't gonna be good.
315
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,398
Because of your
shameful behavior,
316
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,767
my husband is in danger
317
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,768
of losing all
he has ever worked for.
318
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,487
Hank has devoted
his entire adult life
319
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,776
to you and your company.
320
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,399
He is your company.
321
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,323
Without him, there is
no Strickland Propane.
322
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,070
Well, there is the one
in Tennessee.
323
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,535
Save it, Junior.
324
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,124
You're punching the heavy bag.
325
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,993
You two put Hank
in this position.
326
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,744
You're gonna fix it.
327
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,415
All right, boy,
we got to fix it.
328
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,760
Yeah. We need some schnapps
to help us think!
329
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,971
Let's get the hell
out of here, boy!
330
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,433
(dog barking in distance)
331
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,431
(both panting)
332
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,350
(wheezing)
333
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:38,571
Damn! My breath stinks
like blood and peppermint.
334
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,689
(grunts, spits)
335
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,779
(Spits)
336
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,778
Maybe this is why Mama never
wanted us to get together.
337
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,748
Yeah, and why Hank was
trying to keep us apart.
338
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,785
Oh, hell.
339
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,253
We forgot all about
saving Hank's bacon.
340
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,373
All right, here's
what we gonna do.
341
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,216
We gonna take us a hot
shower and a little nap.
342
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,803
Then we're gonna fix things the
way fellas like us fix things.
343
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,719
And then we ain't ever
gonna see each other again.
344
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,351
Okay, Dad.
345
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:15,309
You know how to do a first-class
hospitality suite, don't you?
346
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,310
I am your son, ain't I?
347
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,731
Mr. Hill,
348
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,530
your guilt hardly
seems to be at issue.
349
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,495
So we can skip right on
to the punishment phase, which...
350
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,956
I'll give you a preview...
Will be severe.
351
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,324
Yes, sir.
352
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,793
I-I can't tell you
how sorry I am.
353
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,502
(phone ringing)
354
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,712
Hello?
355
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,248
Buck.
356
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,965
Well, we're kind
of in the middle
357
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,755
of our disciplinary hearing...
358
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,594
Like the one in '84?
359
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:44,803
Oh, very well, then.
360
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,172
We'll see you shortly.
361
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,799
That was Buck Strickland.
362
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,393
His hospitality suite is open.
363
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,762
Like the one in '84?
364
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,264
(laughs)
365
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,233
Mr. Hill, the Board of Governors
needs to adjourn
366
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,727
to caucus about your case.
367
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,270
You stay put.
368
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,771
I won't move a muscle.
369
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,365
I will await your just decision.
370
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,906
(indistinct conversation)
371
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,787
Your husband is a disgrace.
372
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,788
I'm being frozen out.
373
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,210
I get it.
374
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,208
Look, as my way of saying
375
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,257
"I'm sorry for being married
to such a horrible man,"
376
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,097
I would like to treat each
and every one of you
377
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,807
to a spa afternoon.
378
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,767
Manis, pedis, facials.
379
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,760
Hair?
380
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,932
The works.
381
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,279
Done!
382
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:47,367
We sat in every chair
in the hotel, dude!
383
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,530
(laughing):
Yup.
384
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,743
(laughs)
385
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,749
Pollard, gentlemen,
386
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,960
welcome to the Strickland
Hospitality Suite.
387
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,795
We got us a
scrumptious selection
388
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,960
of desserts in the back room.
389
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,674
(music playing,
women chattering)
390
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:04,758
Oh, hi!
(giggling)
391
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,465
Yes, my husband made a mistake.
392
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,263
All propane men make
mistakes sometimes.
393
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,978
Including some of your husbands.
394
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,614
I'm in my third term
as president
395
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,734
of the Propane Gas Consortium.
396
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,448
Oh. (giggling)
397
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,696
BUCK:
Well...
398
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,536
now that everybody's got
a pretty girl in his lap,
399
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,785
I'd like to talk about leniency
for my employee, Hank Hill.
400
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,411
Set up!
401
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,004
Everybody run!
402
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,248
Ray Roy, lock the door.
403
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,717
(all gasp)
404
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,679
Now, you're all reasonable men.
405
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,220
Surely you can find forgiveness
in your hearts for old Hank
406
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,764
before your wives get here.
407
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,762
WOMAN: Uh-oh, lost
my bikini top!
408
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,059
(giggling)
409
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,235
Ooh, gotcha!
410
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,527
(laughing)
Ow!
411
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,947
(elevator bell dings)
412
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,280
Ooh!
413
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,202
Come down here.
414
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,618
Let me tickle you.
415
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,790
(camera shutter clicks)
416
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:22,753
(woman giggling)
417
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,878
You win, Buck.
418
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,138
(phone ringing)
419
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,472
Y'ello.
420
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,717
RAY ROY:
Get their hair done.
421
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,938
POLLARD:
Mr. Hill,
422
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,148
we had an opportunity
423
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,438
to talk with your employer,
Buck Strickland.
424
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,027
He convinced us that not only
425
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,772
should your actions
last night be forgiven,
426
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,275
your actions over your
20 years of service
427
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,447
are deserving
of the highest honor.
428
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,201
He was very persuasive.
429
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,790
Accordingly,
430
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,957
the Board of Governors has voted
unanimously to award you
431
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,172
this Hall of Flame jacket.
432
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,756
Does this mean?
433
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,337
I... Wait.
434
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,176
I'm in the Hall of Flame?
435
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,045
All of propane owes you a debt.
436
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,766
Most importantly,
I owe you a debt.
437
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,179
Thanks, OI' Top.
438
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,229
Congratulations, Hank.
439
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,724
Here, let me help
you with your jacket.
440
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,781
Well, Buck, I'll let you say
good-bye to your son.
441
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,158
("Cat's in the Cradle"
intro playing)
442
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,790
(sighs and sniffles)
443
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,668
Well, this is good-bye
forever, right?
444
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,469
(sniffling):
Forever, Dad.
445
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,591
? My child arrived
just the other day ?
446
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,594
? He came to the world
in the usual way ?
447
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:01,018
? But there were planes to catch
and bills to pay ?
448
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,729
? He learned to walk
while I was away ?
449
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:07,142
? And he was talkin' 'fore
I knew it, and as he grew ?
450
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:10,691
? He'd say,
�I'm gonna be like you, Dad ?
451
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:15,362
? You know,
I'm gonna be like you ?
452
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,782
? And the cat's in the cradle
and the silver spoon ?
453
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,577
? Little boy blue
and the man on the moon... ?
454
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,736
BUCK: My breath stinks like
blood and peppermint.
455
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:07,500
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