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Ripped By mstoll
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I'll have another giant
lollipop, my good man.
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But this time, put a wig on it.
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(gasps)
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I didn't know you could do that.
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Yeah, I know all
the secret menus, Bobby.
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Like, if you go
just about anywhere
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and ask for a "Hugging Cow,"
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you'll get a burger
wrapped in pastrami.
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(chewing noisily)
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Mr. Dauterive, there is so much
I can learn from you.
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Dad...
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No.
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Go a little slower
with the junk food, Bill.
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(stomach rumbles and growls)
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(Bill whimpers)
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Bill?
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(moaning quietly)
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Bill?
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(groans)
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(chewing noisily)
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Sergeant, you passed out
from a blood sugar spike.
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Looks like you're in the early
stages of adult-onset diabetes.
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Diabetes?!
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That can't be right.
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I've eaten lots of sugar
my whole life
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and nothing's ever
happened to me.
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Surely you've noticed
recent changes in your body:
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Blurred vision,
frequent urination,
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tingling in the hands and feet?
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I just thought I was in love.
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How did this happen?
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Seriously?
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Diabetes is very common
among the obese.
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For some people, there's even
a genetic disposition...
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Damn genes!
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Diabetes is a very
manageable disease.
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If you do a better job
with diet and exercise,
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you'll stop it from progressing.
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Yeah, genes!
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Well, they say diabetes
can happen to anyone,
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and "anyone" usually means Bill.
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My genes have been
plotting to kill me
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since the day I was born.
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Yeah, you keep talking
about your genes,
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but what about your diet?
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Hank, it's not my fault!
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My pancreas went out on me.
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Yes, it probably is.
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You've got to start taking
better care of yourself.
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I just lose control
when I'm around food.
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I don't even know
where this hot dog came from!
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You got to help me, Hank!
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Okay, Bill, I'll go with you
to the grocery store,
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but only if you're serious
about changing your diet.
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I know you only let me
say it on Thanksgiving,
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but I'm grateful for you, Hank.
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(both grunting)
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But it's carrots!
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We already went over this
with the zucchini muffins.
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Oh, I give up!
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It's my mom's fault.
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When I was sad,
she'd give me cookies.
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But when I was happy,
she'd give me cookies.
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All of my emotions
demand cookies, Hank!
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(sighs)
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Let's see... for dinner,
I ate a lean chicken breast,
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some broccoli,
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and one cookie.
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(chewing noisily)
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(groans)
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You know, diabetics like him
could really benefit
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from some basic
nutrition counseling.
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Oh, that's an
interesting theory.
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But you know what I
learned at med school?
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Oh, that's right.
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You weren't there.
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You may see a diabetic,
but what I see is
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a diabetic who will never
get his act together.
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Oh, I see that
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under "Are you taking
any medications?"
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you wrote "Jell-O."
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Mm-hmm. I wrote that
so I wouldn't forget to ask.
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Three, please.
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You probably want me to say
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that you can just diet and
exercise your way out of this.
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But two blood sugar
spikes in a week.
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Let's face it: Sooner or later,
this will kill you.
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Probably sooner.
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What... What should I do?
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Well, we have plenty
of nice pamphlets
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that I'm sure you'll ignore.
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But this is how I see
your diabetes playing out.
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First comes heart disease,
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(whimpering) then kidney
failure, then blindness.
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Oh, and you'll lose your legs,
to gangrene.
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(whimpering)
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Wait...
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Are you just
giving me tough love?
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Have you seen other doctors?
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Yes.
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Did they tell you
to diet and exercise?
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Yes.
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Did you do it?
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(whimpers)
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Here, take this.
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You'll end up in a
wheelchair anyway.
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Might as well get one now, while
you still have good insurance.
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You know, it's amazing
we never get sunburned.
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Yep.
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Mm-hmm.
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(sighs)
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I can't believe Bill's
in the hospital again.
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After all the time I spent
with him grocery shopping.
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What did you expect?
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Bill can't keep his hands
off the sweets.
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He's just like Winnie the Pooh.
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Who also has diabetes.
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Is that Bill?
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Bill?
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What the heck is going on?
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Why are you in a wheelchair?
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Oh, this?
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No, I'm okay.
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I'm just gonna lose
my legs and then die.
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See ya later.
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(electric motor whirring)
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Take with food,
take without food.
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It's all so confusing.
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(sighs)
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No one ever said
the d-life was easy.
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The d-life?
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Diabetic life.
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He probably has to use
so many abbreviations
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because there's so
little time left.
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I got to tell you, Bill,
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I'm surprised your diabetes
advanced so quickly.
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As a Diabetic-American,
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you can never know
what's coming your way.
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Dr. Weissman said
it's only a matter of time
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before I lose
more than just legs.
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(grunting)
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Well, don't worry, buddy,
we're here to take care of you.
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Whatever you need.
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And we're gonna start
by retrofitting your house.
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Thanks, guys.
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I'm gonna go read my "Footprints
in the Sand" poster now.
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He's being so brave.
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Ah, you should've
seen him, Peggy.
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You could never really describe
Bill as "able-bodied" before,
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but now it's not even an option.
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Well, rest assured that diabetes
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is not happening to this family.
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Which is why I've
already made some changes
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at La Cocina de Peggy.
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Come on, Mom, I'm just a kid.
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This carrot is just like
that lollipop at the fair.
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Only it has a wig of alfalfa
sprouts instead of spun sugar.
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(groans)
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And here's an onion.
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(sighs)
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This would go a little easier
if you'd give me a hand, buddy.
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I don't want to go out!
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Just drop me, like God did.
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Come on, we're gonna find you
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a nice wheelchair-
friendly park.
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(sighs)
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Or maybe just some
really long pavement.
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After I die, I want my ashes
put in a snow globe, Hank.
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Promise me that.
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You're not gonna die, Bill.
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We'll stop and get a new
knob for your joystick.
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I want an eight ball.
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I used to run and be free
just like them.
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Can you help me find
a position of comfort, Hank?
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Oh, we forgot your
pillow in the truck.
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I'll be right back.
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Hey, you want in?
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Uh, no, thanks, I can't.
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Not with that attitude, bro.
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I'm Sam, but I go by
Rolling Thunder,
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but I go by Thunder for short.
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Wow.
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I was gonna call you that
before I even knew your name.
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What's up with
the electric wheelchair?
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You should shake that Prius for
something that runs on muscle.
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Oh, no, my arms
are all I've got left.
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I want to use them
as little as possible.
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I'm not a fan of
that kind of talk, now.
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Check out my ride.
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Chrome, crushed velvet,
spinners, bumpers.
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I'm in complete control, bro.
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Check it out, huh.
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I'm stylin', I'm profilin'.
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I'm stylin'
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and profilin'.
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Wow, you just made
walking seem lame.
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Hell, yeah.
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Come on, I got
a spare one in the truck.
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You can have it.
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W-Wait!
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I can't!
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Nice!
Woo-hoo!
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Ow!
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Hey, ladies, come here
and sit in my lap.
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I'll pretend
I'm a massage chair.
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(whistles like a massage chair)
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(giggling)
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(sighs)
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You just talked to them.
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Hey, hey, are you all right?
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Do you need help?
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Did he ask you for help?
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Oh, he's your attendant.
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Yeah, I-I guess so.
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I'm Hank.
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Are you gonna propose
to me or something?
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You know, it's Adam and Eve
not Adam and Steve.
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What?
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I have to go with him, Hank.
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He called me "bro."
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Bill looks so happy.
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Who would've guessed it was his
legs that were holding him back?
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Yep. Bill's been
way more upbeat
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since he's been
hanging out with Thunder.
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He seems like a good guy.
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I mean, he's pretty insulting
to me personally, but...
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Hank, we're going out.
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You want to come along?
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Plenty of room in the
back, for an attendant.
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Thunder, I'm gonna
have to adjust this mirror
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to get a better view
of my amazing new pythons.
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You know, I think I'll stay
and attend to my beer.
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That is, if, uh,
if you don't need me.
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Oh, yeah, we're okay.
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We can take care of ourselves.
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My life would be so different
if my name was Thunder.
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Or Sean.
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(disco music playing)
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? We're gonna dance
the night away ?
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(giggling):
Oh, hey!
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Go talk to someone.
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Women find guys in chairs
non-threatening.
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Suckers.
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I don't know.
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My palms are sweaty,
I-I can hardly grip my wheels.
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? We're gonna dance
the night away ?
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? To the dreamer... ?
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Yeah, bring it around! Woo-hoo!
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(woman laughing)
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Woo-hoo!
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? ...can stop us...?
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Oh, look at this delicious food
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my mom painstakingly
Saran-wrapped for me.
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My word, it looks so tasty.
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And yet, I am willing to trade.
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Oh, I gotta have it!
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Let's trade!
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What is it?
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It says it's seaweed.
261
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,928
No way, Jose.
262
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,924
But you generally like
eating gross things!
263
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:55,845
I know.
264
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,759
This surprises me, too.
265
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,399
(grumbling)
266
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,909
(clicking)
267
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,161
Whoa.
268
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,530
Nice chair!
269
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,655
Question:
270
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,624
Are those wheels angled
for stability
271
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,459
or just to make you look cool?
272
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,124
Answer: Both.
273
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,712
Thanks, Dale.
274
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,503
Yeah, this chair is built
for ramming into stuff.
275
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,627
Thunder gave me a spot
on his rugby team!
276
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,094
Good for you, Bill!
277
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,508
Okay,
278
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,881
We've lowered almost everything
279
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,507
in your house by two feet.
280
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,930
And now we're gonna build you
a ramp for the entryway.
281
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,644
Yeah, that's nice,
but I've decided
282
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,229
I don't need a ramp anymore.
283
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:46,566
I was thinking maybe we'll build
a basketball court instead.
284
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,559
Got dang, man,
look at you, like a dang,
285
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,938
like dang 'ol Lance Armstrong,
man, gettin' by on one, man.
286
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,656
Inspired, Bill.
287
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,197
Sometimes
it's a man sitting down
288
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,240
who stands the tallest.
289
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,408
It's deep.
290
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,951
Think about it.
291
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,915
Oh, maybe it's the other way
around.
292
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,293
(grunts)
293
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,497
(groans)
294
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,509
(grunting)
295
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,178
(cheering)
296
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,843
All right, Bill!
Whoo!
297
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:18,931
(blowing whistle)
298
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,925
Just because you've
been cheated by life
299
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,768
doesn't mean you can cheat
on my court!
300
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,933
Bill is really
hustling out there!
301
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,101
This is amazing.
302
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,646
He never played rugby
even when he had legs.
303
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,729
(grunting)
304
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,199
Mm-mmm.
305
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,238
(grunting)
306
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,282
I've never felt more alive
307
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,452
than watching Bill
feel more alive.
308
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,951
MEN:
? We fight to win ?
309
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,952
? Win, win, win ?
310
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,954
? We growl like bears ?
311
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,877
? Grr! Grr! Grr! ?
312
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,008
? We're Arlen Rugby ?
313
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,002
? So piss off and die! ?
(laughs)
314
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,845
(cheering)
315
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,972
(whistling)
316
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,932
Well, the ol' bladder's full.
317
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,895
Need to make room for more beer.
318
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,981
Bro?
319
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,739
No. Wait, no!
320
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,737
I-I'm disabled
like you!
321
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,739
I've got diabetes really bad.
322
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:25,831
I'll prove it!
323
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,121
(beeping)
324
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,960
Normal.
325
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,295
Very funny.
326
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,961
Very funny!
327
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,708
Are you pranking us?
328
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,882
Are you like that Archton
Karchner or something? Huh?
329
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,385
(beeps)
330
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,928
What? That's strange.
331
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:47,895
I... I have diabetes.
332
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,601
I mean, I mean, not right now.
333
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,191
My, my, my sugar level
is pretty good today.
334
00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,865
What's going on?
335
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,652
I think that guy stole
someone's wheelchair.
336
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,329
(hissing)
337
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,505
It's nice,
338
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,295
but I'm not sure if
it says Bill yet.
339
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,338
Let's give it a beer.
340
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,423
What is going on?
341
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,845
You're-you're walking?
342
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,890
Uh, yeah, Hank, just
'cause he's a paraplegic
343
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,933
doesn't mean his
legs don't work.
344
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,181
Wait a minute...
345
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,773
Yeah, I can walk.
346
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,642
And I lost my diabetes, too!
347
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,644
What?!
I don't know what happened.
348
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,443
One minute I was
all diabetic-y, and now...
349
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,656
I'm fine.
350
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,945
I don't get it.
351
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,909
Dr. Weissman told me
I was gonna lose my legs!
352
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:47,288
Hold on, I-I thought
you already lost your legs.
353
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,532
I don't know!
354
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,533
My doctor told me
to get a wheelchair.
355
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,956
When people yell at me,
I do what they say!
356
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,954
So we did all this for nothing?
357
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,503
We've practically rebuilt
your house, Bill!
358
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,092
And I literally dragged
you all over town!
359
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,178
Oh, sure, feel sorry
for yourself.
360
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,138
You've never been handicapped.
361
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,098
Neither have you!
362
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,899
(sighs)
363
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,902
(disco music playing)
364
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,532
? When you want me ?
365
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,621
? Just pick up the telephone ?
366
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,661
(Bill humming happily)
? When you need me ?
367
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,875
? You don't have
to be alone... ?
368
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,619
(humming)
369
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,538
Whee!
370
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:41,259
This is awkward and sad.
371
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:46,472
? Girl, I�ll be your lover man
anytime... ?
372
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,847
JOSEPH:
What is that?
373
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,940
Some plant called wheatgrass.
374
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,934
Wait, what is she doing?!
375
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,902
Dude,
376
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,896
she's gonna drink the ground!
377
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,574
Bobby!
378
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,947
Oh, there you are.
379
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,325
Snack time!
380
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,961
I can't watch you
suffer anymore, dude.
381
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,456
Here, have my candy bar.
382
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,128
Really?
383
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,091
Oh, thank God.
384
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,129
It's too sweet!
385
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,881
It's making my teeth itch!
386
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,470
Oh, my God!
387
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,934
You haven't had sugar all week
388
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,894
and now you're not
used to it anymore!
389
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,351
I...
390
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,691
I can't eat it, Joseph.
391
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,653
(gulps)
392
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,993
Huh... not bad.
393
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,947
Man, dang 'ol, Bill, man.
394
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:53,948
Phew... You know.
395
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,167
I'm furious, too, Boomhauer.
396
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,581
I can't drink in peace with Bill
397
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,546
standing there like that.
398
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,507
S'go.
399
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,587
I'm sorry, Hank.
400
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,511
I'd walk away, but that'd
just remind me I can walk.
401
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,929
I don't know
why you're so mopey, Bill.
402
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,927
You can walk again.
You're cured.
403
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,474
No, you don't understand.
404
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,472
I had it all in that wheelchair.
405
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,474
Women paid attention to me.
406
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,852
Buses would lower themselves
before me.
407
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:23,899
When I'd check the mail,
408
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,940
people would call it a "triumph
of the human spirit."
409
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,941
But now, nothing.
410
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,865
People only cared about me
when I was disabled.
411
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:32,908
(sighs)
412
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,450
You know that's not true.
413
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,869
Then carry me, Hank.
414
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,458
No.
Case closed.
415
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,919
Bill, people seemed to care
about you more
416
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,959
because you were doing inspiring
things in that wheelchair.
417
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,334
And how am I supposed
to be inspiring with legs?
418
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,927
By running a marathon?
419
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,761
By climbing Mount Everest?
420
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,506
I can't climb Mount Everest.
421
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,475
And it's already been done
thousands of times!
422
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,403
(crying)
423
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,786
(groans)
424
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,913
(beeping)
425
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,996
(chomping)
426
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,871
(grunting)
427
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,748
What in the hell are you doing?
428
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:29,343
Why, why won't my sugar level
spike again, Hank?
429
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,339
I want things to be like before!
430
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,931
Cut it out! You'll end
up in the hospital!
431
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,391
I know!
432
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,602
That's what I'm trying to do!
433
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,936
Nope, not happening, bro.
434
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,930
All that exercise you got
hanging out with me
435
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,898
got you in control
of your diabetes.
436
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,858
You're welcome.
437
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,360
Why'd you bring him here, Hank?
438
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,399
To rub it in?
439
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,567
I brought him here
440
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,939
to talk some sense into you
441
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,816
because you're acting
like a jackass.
442
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,818
(blubbering)
443
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,866
I just wanted to be special
444
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,871
and inspiring like you
445
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,749
and FDR and Larry Flynt.
446
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,743
Bro, you cured yourself.
447
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,290
That's pretty inspiring.
448
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,963
That's right.
449
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,254
Dr. Weissman said
you'd never walk again.
450
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,673
He told you to give up,
and you didn't.
451
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,671
You beat diabetes, Bill!
452
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,390
Someone'll probably write
a whole pamphlet about you!
453
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,936
You know, if I were you
454
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,896
the first thing I'd do
with my legs is stand up
455
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,898
and kick your doctor's ass.
456
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,437
But for the record,
457
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,407
I don't need legs
to kick anyone's ass.
458
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,694
Dr. Weissman,
459
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,789
my friend Bill would like
to register a complaint.
460
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,952
Ooh.
461
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,621
Are you upset or something?
462
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,836
I said you had diabetes,
not cry-a-betes.
463
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:48,172
You told me I was gonna
lose my legs!
464
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,794
No, I said your legs
could fail one day.
465
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,544
Possibly... I... I
never said anything
466
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,546
that could constitute
malpractice
467
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,923
under its current definition.
468
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:57,548
Mm-hmm.
469
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,516
My legs work just fine.
470
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,181
Isn't that inspiring?
471
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,805
(Bill grunting, groaning)
WEISSMAN: Ow! Ow! Ow!
472
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,181
(glass breaking)
473
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,934
Uh, my friend is just, uh...
474
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,935
I don't hear a thing.
475
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,937
(Bill grunting,
Weissman groaning)
476
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,905
(clattering, banging)
477
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,320
(Thunder whistles
like a massage chair)
478
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:07,500
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479
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