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Hank, are you doing the dishes?
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Nope, just
watching things float.
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It's time for this year's
Arlen Homemade Boat Regatta.
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I was just doing
a little brainstorming.
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All right!
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The Regatta's coming up?
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I love watching
those crazy boats!
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It's like the river's filled
with giant bath toys!
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Well, we set the bar
pretty high last year.
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How do you top a Cowboys helmet?
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Huh.
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I wonder if I could make
Tom Landry's head
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from two-by-fours.
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Hey, this says the regatta
is for contestants 13 and older.
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Yeah, the Arlen River's
not as tame as it looks.
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No, I meant, I'm 13.
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I know.
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So why don't you and I
enter a boat together?
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You...
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You'd want
to build a boat with me?
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Regatta, regatta, regatta!
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I don't know if it's
more fun to do or say!
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I can feel it.
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This is the year
we crush the competition
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and take home the gold!
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Colored trophy.
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Guys, I've got great news!
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Bobby and I are going
to enter a boat this year.
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- That's great!
- Good for Bobby!
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Wow, you'll really have
your hands full, Hank.
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Building two boats.
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Well, no, it's just
gonna be the one boat.
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With Bobby.
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[GASPS]
But... But...
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Regatta!
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You are now our sworn enemy.
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Leave us!
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[SIGHS]
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I can't believe
I have to explain this.
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My son wants to build a boat.
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Away with you!
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Turn back, Hank.
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Turn back.
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Turn back!
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When did young girls start
dressing like tramps?
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Mm-hmm.
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They call them prosti-tots.
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A bargain bin!
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This is perfect.
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While Hank and Bobby
are boat building,
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I can rediscover my love of
classic used literature!
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And I can catch up
on those books
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with the long-haired Hercules
in the ripped shirt.
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Ocean of Passion.
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50 cents.
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Sold!
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Wait a second.
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Is that an ology?!
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Oh, yeah!
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Sociology 101!
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Wait. There's more!
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Anthropology,
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psychology, chemistrolo...
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Oh, no, chemistry.
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HANK:
Bobby,
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there's something
I've been wanting
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to give you for a long time,
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but I was saving it for our
first father-son project.
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Look at this hammer!
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It's so tiny!
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Yeah, I, uh, kind of thought
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this day would come
a few years earlier.
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Are we gonna fill those jugs
with diet soda and Mentos
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to create a super rocket boost?!
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No, we won't be doing that.
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We're gonna take those bottles
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and brace them together
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for a slick,
unsinkable foundation.
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Oh, well, I guess you got
this part under control.
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How about I be the cr�pe
paper and feathers guy,
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and you take care
of everything else?
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Bobby, this is a team boat.
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That means we work together
every step of the way.
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Every step?
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Even the boring ones?
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Especially the boring ones.
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Okay.
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I just need you
to catch the wood
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as it comes off the saw.
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[SAW BUZZING]
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You know what I'm excited about?
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What?
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I was saying how
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our boat's gonna be
the best one in the regatta!
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Who picks the winners?
Is that a panel, or...?
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We have to build the boat first.
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Let's concentrate on that.
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[BUZZING]
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Hey, I can barely see
through my goggles.
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Dang it, what now?
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I was just wondering
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how come my goggles
are fogging up and yours aren't?
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Is my breath moister than yours?
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Tell you what.
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Why don't you stand over there
while I cut this piece?
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Can do.
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[SAW BUZZING]
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[HEAVY SIGH]
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How's it going out there?
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Bobby's not doing anything.
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He's just talking.
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Maybe I'll send him to the store
for glitter and puffy paint
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while I build this thing myself.
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Hank, this always happens
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when you work with Bobby
on something.
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You have what psychology
textbook writers refer to as...
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a controlling personality.
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You try to work as a team,
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but end up
doing everything yourself.
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That's because Bobby doesn't
know how to do anything.
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Hank, you have
to let Bobby learn
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from his own mistakes.
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Will he lose a finger?
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Maybe.
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But he will gain a finger
of knowledge in his brain.
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Okay, we need to fasten these
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into secure rows
to support our base,
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and we'll use a... uh...
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Well, what do you think
we should use?
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How about rubber bands?
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The big kind Wile Coyote uses
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to slingshot himself
at the Roadrunner?
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Okay, uh, we're gonna try
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metal bracing rods
secured with glue.
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Think you can handle
some gluing?
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Ten years of macaroni artwork
experience says, yes, I can!
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Uh, dang it.
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I think I left my clamps inside
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when I was aligning
the condiments
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in your mother's spice rack.
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Hang on.
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[ANIMAL SQUEAKING]
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What the...?
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[BOBBY GASPS]
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Ugh!
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Dad, help!
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Something's out here!
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[BAT SQUEAKING]
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- [SHUDDERING]
- Help!
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I'm losing my grip!
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[SHOUTS]
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[CRASHING]
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Dad, I can't do this by myself!
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We're supposed to be a team!
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Dad! The door won't open!
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Dad!
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So, Dad,
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what happened back there?
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There was a bat.
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Uh, yeah, I saw.
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I meant, what happened with you?
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I needed your help,
and when I ran for the door,
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it-it felt like
you were holding it shut.
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Bobby, please!
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Your father would never
leave you alone with a bat!
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Hank, why did you leave Bobby
alone with a bat?
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I-I didn't.
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The-the door was
jammed, and I-I had
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to guard the house because...
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bats always fly
into women's hair.
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You've seen the movies.
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That's why I held the door shut.
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Well, you just said
the door was jammed.
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I know that!
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Dad, are you afraid of bats?
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What? That's crazy!
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I'd rather not get rabies,
if that's what you're asking.
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Wait. You are scared of bats!
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Wow, Dad.
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I didn't think
anything could scare you.
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Look, I...
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Bats are disgusting, okay?
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Disgusting and evil.
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Everyone knows that!
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Well, evil creature or not,
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the regatta's a week away,
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and we got a boat to finish.
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Are you ready, Dad?
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Uh... I-I'll be right there.
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Halt!
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Enemy approaching!
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Ha! Resorted to spying, have we?
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I don't care
what you're doing, Dale.
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I just need your help
getting rid of a... a-a bat.
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A bat?
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Why, certainly.
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Let me just finish up here.
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Thanks. I need to get
back in to help Bobby,
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but I can't go near that garage
with that thing in there.
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DALE:
By the way,
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we chose a theme
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for our boat that you may enjoy.
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What do you think?
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Sh-sh--sha!
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That's a boat?
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Not just a boat.
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Sh-sh-sha!
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Behold --
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The Dracula 5000!
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The Transylvania Express!
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Get that thing away from me!
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Your secret is out!
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Bobby told Joseph.
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Joseph told Nancy,
and Nancy told me.
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And I told everybody!
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[DALE AND BILL LAUGHING]
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You don't stand a chance
against our bat boat, Hank!
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As for your bat problem,
my answer is...
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[HIGH-PITCHED GIBBERISH]
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That's bat for,
"Get lost, traitor!"
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[HOWLING LAUGHTER]
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You don't like bats?
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Well, neither do I.
That's why I'm calling you.
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I don't know
what kind of bat it is.
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No, I will not look
at its belly.
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Come on, Dad!
We're behind schedule!
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Oh, the hell with it.
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You can do this.
Nothing to fear.
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PEGGY:
Problem, Hank?
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[SHUDDERS]
Peggy!
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You, uh...
You startled me.
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You are suffering
from a textbook case of phobia.
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No, that's not true. I just...
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Hank, I fixed Bobby.
Let me fix you, too.
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You know, I've always
loved that clock.
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Especially the pendulum.
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Look at the pendulum, Hank.
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Let's watch
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as it swings, shall we?
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Back and forth,
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back and forth.
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Tell me, Hank,
did you resent your mother
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when she stopped
breastfeeding you?
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What?!
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Dad, you can take your
time getting out there.
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I started up on my own.
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I connected the base,
and got going on a platform.
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Well, Bobby, that's great!
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You finished step B,
then you moved on to step C!
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Yeah. Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I don't want
to lose this momentum.
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Bobby's got momentum.
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How's the boat coming, Hank?
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You know, the one
you're not building?
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Bobby's taking care of the boat.
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I guess all those years
watching me work
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has finally sunk in.
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Wow! Bobby is
a work machine.
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Bobby, Bobby,
what are you doing?
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I noticed that your
maintenance work on the house
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has been lacking lately,
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so I figured I'd take a
quick look at the gutters.
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The gutters are fine.
266
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,656
Yep, there's your gutter goop
right there,
267
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,575
just like I figured.
268
00:11:15,784 --> 00:11:18,495
Well, I wanted to check
the gutters the other day,
269
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:21,414
but the ladder
was in the garage, so...
270
00:11:21,539 --> 00:11:23,750
How about you make
yourself useful
271
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:26,336
and throw that away for me?
272
00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:28,254
DALE:
Amazing.
273
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:31,174
Bobby has taken over
as man of the house.
274
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,718
You've been demoted
to Bobby of the house.
275
00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:38,223
At this rate it won't be long
till he's... mowing your lawn.
276
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,478
[POWER TOOL WHIRRING]
277
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,105
Is that the power drill?
278
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,440
My plans don't call
for a power drill.
279
00:11:47,524 --> 00:11:49,067
It's not just a tool.
280
00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:51,027
It's an electric metaphor.
281
00:11:51,152 --> 00:11:55,284
Bobby is empowered, and
he's drilling the point home.
282
00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:58,535
Building a boat is a big job,
and he needs my help.
283
00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:01,037
Besides, Bobby shouldn't feel
good about himself
284
00:12:01,162 --> 00:12:03,832
just because I have a... a flaw.
285
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,376
It is an important step
in development, Hank,
286
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,003
for a child to see
a parent as human,
287
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,923
with weaknesses and
vulnerabilities.
288
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:14,759
I'm glad it was you and not me.
289
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:19,097
Did you cap off those PVC pipes?
290
00:12:19,222 --> 00:12:20,265
[GROANS]
291
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,432
Yes, Dad.
292
00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:22,934
And you made sure
they were level?
293
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,436
Why don't you just
come in here and see?
294
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,522
Frank sleeps during the day.
295
00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,691
Frank?
You named the bat?
296
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,693
We're practically roommates.
297
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,407
[CAN CLATTERS, FRANK SQUEALS]
298
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,618
[SHUDDERS]
299
00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:43,663
[SIGHS]
300
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,499
[SIGHING]
301
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,376
Whew.
302
00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:50,879
So, uh, where were we?
303
00:12:51,045 --> 00:12:55,592
See, if you spackle brown paint
on PVC pipe, you got bamboo,
304
00:12:55,717 --> 00:12:58,678
and to me,
that just cries out "tiki hut."
305
00:12:58,887 --> 00:13:01,389
Wait, you moved on
to design work already?
306
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,433
You haven't even sealed
your flashings.
307
00:13:03,641 --> 00:13:05,435
Yeah, yeah,
I'll get to it eventually.
308
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,478
For now,
I got tiki on the brain,
309
00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:09,397
so I'm going to roll with that.
310
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:11,274
You can't just skip basic steps.
311
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,817
There were blueprints.
312
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:17,071
Oh, and FYI, I think I'm
going to remodel this place,
313
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,533
make it less garage-y,
more Bobby.
314
00:13:20,742 --> 00:13:21,534
What?
315
00:13:21,743 --> 00:13:24,913
I have never cared
for the layout of this thing.
316
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,081
No, not my pegboard.
317
00:13:27,165 --> 00:13:28,499
My hacksaw.
318
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,919
The crescent wrench!
319
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,713
My needle-nose pliers.
320
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:41,888
[SIGHS] Guys, I need your help
getting over my fear of bats.
321
00:13:42,096 --> 00:13:44,224
I haven't been in my garage
all week.
322
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,517
I'm not even contributing
to the boat.
323
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,686
Well, then you're not
really even on a team.
324
00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:50,521
All right, we win!
325
00:13:50,688 --> 00:13:52,315
Okay, fine, you win.
326
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,025
I just need to help Bobby.
327
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,610
He's not listening to me
anymore,
328
00:13:55,693 --> 00:13:57,570
and I just know
his boat is going to sink
329
00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,197
as soon as it hits the water.
330
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:02,116
Fine, if you want to kick
this phobia square in the pants,
331
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,285
there's only one friend
you need...
332
00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:06,162
- Liddy.
- Liddy?
333
00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:07,872
Comma G. Gordon.
334
00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:11,376
Nixon's former everything man
is a master of self-discipline,
335
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:14,796
who knew that to conquer a fear,
one must engage it.
336
00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:15,922
Okay.
337
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,049
As a teen, Liddy feared rats
338
00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:19,759
until he stalked, killed,
339
00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:20,969
and ate one.
340
00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:23,263
I am not eating a bat, Dale.
341
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,349
That's unfortunate; I think
we all would have enjoyed that.
342
00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:27,892
[POWER TOOL WHIRRING]
343
00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:29,686
What else did Liddy try?
344
00:14:29,894 --> 00:14:31,646
Hmm... to overcome
a fear of lightning,
345
00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:33,022
he tied himself to a tree
346
00:14:33,147 --> 00:14:34,482
in the middle of a thunderstorm.
347
00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:36,317
Tied himself to a tree, huh?
348
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,152
Hmm.
349
00:14:38,403 --> 00:14:40,280
Let's make Hank eat a bat.
350
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,951
Welcome to Bat Bridge,
351
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:48,705
home to 20,000 of Arlen's
thirstiest neck nobblers.
352
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:52,750
Uh, I-I'm sorry,
did you say thousand?
353
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,877
We've been through
a lot together, Hank.
354
00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:57,297
Somehow, I always knew
it would come to this.
355
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,382
The bats come out at sunset.
356
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,884
Soon, the wing-ed,
fang-ed swarm will emerge
357
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,428
from under that bridge
358
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:06,222
to feast on these gnats
that will encircle your head.
359
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,517
Uh, you know, just thinking
about what I'm going to do
360
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,020
has actually gotten me
over my fear.
361
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,938
Yep, pretty clever, Dale.
362
00:15:14,063 --> 00:15:16,441
Come on, let's go grab a beer.
363
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,818
My dad's designs were good.
364
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,821
But were they coolest-boat-
in-the-regatta good?
365
00:15:21,946 --> 00:15:23,156
They were not.
366
00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:25,366
Dude, this boat is awesome.
367
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,535
It makes me want
to drink a pineapple.
368
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,078
I want to see it in action.
369
00:15:29,287 --> 00:15:32,415
Yeah, this lacks perspective.
370
00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:35,543
My friends, let's sail.
371
00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,378
You'll be cured in no time,
372
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,006
right after the bats fly
out and swarm your face
373
00:15:40,131 --> 00:15:43,051
while flicking their dirty
tongues against your cheeks.
374
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:45,678
You know, I'm hogging
all the attention.
375
00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:47,096
We've all got fears.
376
00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:48,973
What about Bill's
fear of balloons?
377
00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:50,391
Where?!
378
00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:51,851
He's just stalling.
379
00:15:51,976 --> 00:15:53,853
Come on, Bill,
let's grab some grub.
380
00:15:53,978 --> 00:15:55,563
We'll be back when you're cured.
381
00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:57,607
Good luck, Hank.
382
00:15:57,732 --> 00:15:59,776
[GNATS BUZZING]
383
00:15:59,984 --> 00:16:01,152
[COUGHS]
384
00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:02,820
[BATS SQUEALING]
385
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,906
[SPITS]
386
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:10,870
Bobby?
387
00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:14,624
I'm king of the wor--!
388
00:16:14,832 --> 00:16:16,334
Ugh, uh-oh.
389
00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:27,637
Guys, I'm in trouble here!
390
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,432
[CHEERING]
391
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,101
Bobby!
Bobby!
392
00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:44,070
[BATS SQUEALING]
393
00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:49,784
We were each expecting
the other to pay.
394
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,536
Turns out neither one
of us has money.
395
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:52,703
[DALE CHUCKLES]
396
00:16:52,829 --> 00:16:53,913
May I, Hank?
397
00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:56,332
Get your hand out of my pocket
and unchain me.
398
00:16:56,457 --> 00:16:57,708
Bobby's boat's falling apart.
399
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:58,835
He's going to sink.
400
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,169
Guys!
401
00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:08,803
[GASPS]
402
00:17:10,138 --> 00:17:11,013
[GASPS]
403
00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:12,682
Bobby's gonna sink!
404
00:17:12,807 --> 00:17:14,892
Let me go, you idiots!
405
00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:19,564
Come on.
406
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:21,732
Aah... Aahh!
407
00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:29,866
Excuse me.
408
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:31,742
I have mastered
the freshman curriculum
409
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,995
and would like
to further my education.
410
00:17:34,162 --> 00:17:35,580
What do you recommend?
411
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:38,332
Alls we gots is what we gots.
412
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:41,586
[GUNFIRE ON TV]
413
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,087
[SIGHS]
414
00:17:43,212 --> 00:17:45,506
Perhaps I've learned
all this store has to teach.
415
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:46,799
Huh.
416
00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:57,852
[MUMBLING]
417
00:17:57,935 --> 00:18:01,397
"Mary Alison was shy, reserved,
naive in the ways of love.
418
00:18:01,522 --> 00:18:03,357
That was about to change"
419
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,567
Oh.
420
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:07,904
Bobby.
421
00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:11,407
Dad!
422
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,117
- Are you okay?
- No.
423
00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:14,660
I got water pouring in,
424
00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:16,370
the front corner's
dropping hard,
425
00:18:16,454 --> 00:18:19,081
and my floor
has totally quit on me.
426
00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:23,544
What are you doing?
427
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:24,629
We're sinking.
428
00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:26,297
Not yet.
Come on, Bobby.
429
00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:28,174
You've worked too hard
to just give up.
430
00:18:28,299 --> 00:18:29,509
We can save it.
431
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,722
Looks like you secured your
base rows to your floorboards
432
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,182
but not to each other,
433
00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:38,226
and three of your tanks
are filling with water.
434
00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:39,936
You must have pierced
them with the drill.
435
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:41,312
I'm sorry.
436
00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:42,522
It's okay.
437
00:18:42,647 --> 00:18:45,316
First we need a way to hold
your flooring together.
438
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,818
Uh... what about the flags?
439
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,779
Good thinking;
tear them off.
440
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,584
Um...
441
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:04,794
Dad?
442
00:19:04,919 --> 00:19:06,712
Come on, I need you to
tie this into a knot
443
00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:08,506
and get the other
straps around the base.
444
00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:10,758
But we're coming up
on the bridge.
445
00:19:12,927 --> 00:19:14,011
[GASPS]
446
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,348
[SIGHS]
447
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:18,307
It's okay.
448
00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:19,600
We're doing fine.
449
00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:22,228
We just need to get this
flooring bound together.
450
00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:34,740
[CHITTERING AND SQUEALING]
451
00:19:38,536 --> 00:19:40,371
Bobby, stay with me.
452
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,748
You need to tie the
next two straps.
453
00:19:42,873 --> 00:19:45,084
I'm going to dislodge
the punctured tanks.
454
00:19:46,669 --> 00:19:49,255
Come on, Bobby,
focus on the boat.
455
00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,549
You can do this.
456
00:19:57,847 --> 00:20:00,349
[SQUEALING]
457
00:20:02,226 --> 00:20:03,644
Quick, switch spots with me.
458
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,396
You're doing great.
459
00:20:10,901 --> 00:20:12,445
[SIGHS]
460
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,077
Well, this is a nice boat
you've got here.
461
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,581
Maybe for the regatta,
we could add some hula ladies,
462
00:20:23,706 --> 00:20:25,958
play some Don Ho
on the boom box.
463
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,627
Okay, hear me out.
464
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,755
You know, I really can't think
about that now, Dad.
465
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,508
We've got some floatation issues
we need to address.
466
00:20:36,677 --> 00:20:38,429
[BATS SQUEAKING]
467
00:20:41,766 --> 00:20:43,267
I could barely breathe.
468
00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:45,728
Those ugly little devils
were everywhere.
469
00:20:45,936 --> 00:20:47,063
Oh, my God.
470
00:20:47,271 --> 00:20:49,523
But my dad was in the zone.
471
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,317
He didn't even flinch.
472
00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:52,902
It was amazing.
473
00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:56,614
So I tied the flooring while
my dad pried the tanks loose.
474
00:20:56,739 --> 00:20:58,157
It seemed like forever,
475
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,368
but we got her afloat
and out of the cave
476
00:21:00,534 --> 00:21:04,914
just as a million bats
exploded out into the night!
477
00:21:05,081 --> 00:21:06,874
- [SHRIEKS]
- Incredible.
478
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,627
Hank, you kicked
your fear's butt.
479
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:11,671
Yep.
480
00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:15,591
[SHUDDERS]
481
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,550
BILL: Somehow I always
knew it would come to this.
482
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:02,150
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