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Oops! I dropped my latest issue
of Street and Smith.
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And it completely by accident
opened to page 47.
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Street and Smith?
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Well, don't be stingy with it.
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Hand it over.
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"Top 25 Texas Middle-School
Quarterbacks To Watch."
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Oh, my God,
Joseph's on the list.
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- Well, all right, Dale.
- Dang ol' way to go, man.
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I like Joseph.
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Wow, a "listed" quarterback.
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This is great news.
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With Joseph leading our team,
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Tom Landry may finally have
a shot at a winning season.
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And I will be commended
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for having spawned
such a superior athlete.
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People will point at my loins
and say, "Job well done."
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ANNOUNCER: Denton
has taken quite a beating,
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thanks to Tom Landry
quarterback Joseph Gribble.
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That boy sure grew
an arm this summer.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[WHOOPING]
Longhorns win!
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That's my son! I made him!
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Heck of a game, Gribble.
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Nice job.
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Boy, if the rest of
the season's like this,
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I may start carrying
Joseph's picture in my wallet.
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Afternoon,
Mr. Gribble.
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Mike Gilstead.
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I'm a recruiter with
Spencer Academy.
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Ooh, private school. Snazzy.
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What brings you to our little
government-funded establishment?
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Well, your son, actually.
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We think Joseph would
be a great addition
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to our football program.
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Really?
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Why don't you give me
a call sometime?
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You're not actually
considering this, are you?
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It doesn't hurt to listen.
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Plus, he gave me his card, Hank.
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I'm pretty much committed
at this point.
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I present the first
victory loaf of the season.
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[SIGHS]
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If Dale listens to those
private school people,
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this'll be the only meat loaf
we eat all year.
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And I love your meat loaf,
Peggy.
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This is terrible!
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Joseph's my best friend.
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If he leaves now, what'll I do?
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I can't finish
our wall of gum alone.
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Bobby, you can find
a new best friend.
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A winning football season
is once in a lifetime.
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DALE: Impressive
campus you've got here.
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For future tours, might I
suggest a golf cart
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or a little train?
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So, what did you think
of our library, Joseph?
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Big, huh?
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I like that there's
lots of places
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where people can't see you.
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Let's just cut to
the chase, Mr. Gribble.
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Joseph is a star.
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We want to build our
football program around him
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and his talents.
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And all you have
to do is say yes.
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Joseph, could you step outside?
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The grown-ups need to talk.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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You know, I'm hearing a lot
about what's in it for Joseph.
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What I'm not hearing
is what's in it for me.
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Ooh, olive tapenade.
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Compliments of my friends
at Spencer Academy.
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That's not cheese
in that basket, it's payola.
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That school is trying
to buy you off.
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Uh, nobody's "buying"
anybody, Hank.
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They're simply offering
Dale's Dead Bug
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a 100-year, pay-upfront,
no-spray contract.
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It's completely aboveboard.
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Dale, I know how
confusing it can be
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when someone sends you gifts
and pretends to love you.
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But are you sure this school's
right for Joseph?
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Are you suggesting
he stay at Tom Landry?
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'Cause their offer was crap.
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Dangit, Dale.
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This isn't about what you
can get out of the deal.
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It's about the best
school for Joseph.
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Shouldn't he have a say
in where he plays football?
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Are you really concerned about
Joseph or just a Tom Landry fan
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who wants to say,
"We're number one!"?
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Uh...
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I still think Joseph
should have a say.
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Fine, he can decide.
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I've raised him well.
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I have no doubt he'll make
the most profitable choice.
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A bottle of champagne
and two glasses.
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Which one of us
will Dale choose?
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Not you.
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JOSEPH: My press
conference thingies tonight,
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and I haven't
decided what to do.
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I'm all nervous.
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I've got stomach flies.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Well, you can't
leave Tom Landry.
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Great stuff like that
happens all the time!
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I know.
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My dad wants me
to go to Spencer,
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but all my friends and all
the stuff I like is here.
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It's so complicated.
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Joseph, if you're still on
the fence about Tom Landry,
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let me sweeten the pot.
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You see this key?
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It opens every door
in the school.
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Every... single... door.
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Please.
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Please stay!
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This is Nancy Hicks-Gribble
reporting five
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from Captain Bear's,
home of the ten-pound pizza,
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where star quarterback
Joseph Gribble
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is about to make
his announcement.
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Spencer or Tom Landry --
who will he choose?
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Uh, how you doing there, Carl?
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Not good, Hank. Not good.
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MAN:
Hush. Shh.
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[VOICE ECHOING]
Hi, I'm Joseph.
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Uh, my head's been full of
thinking the past few days.
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There are many decisions
to be made about my future.
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My football future
and the future of my brain.
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So, uh, in conclusion,
that is why I choose...
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Tom Landry.
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- Yes! All right!
- Nice choice, son!
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Luckily it's not about
what Joseph chooses,
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because he's just a dumb kid
who doesn't know any better.
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I'm his father, and I say
we're going to Spencer Academy!
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So, are you excited about your
first day of new, fancy school?
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I guess so.
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Come on.
You get to play football,
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there's some academic perks
I can't quite remember.
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It's gonna be fantastic!
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"Morning, Joseph.
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Ready to dig in?
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Not so fast,
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Mr. Grabby.
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We have some business
to attend to first.
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Ah, yes, the
exterminating contract.
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I have your check right here.
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Eh, we're gonna do this nice and
slow, Mexican standoff style.
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Comprende?
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Easy...
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Easy...
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Sha!
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"Morning there, Sam.
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Tucker Mardell, I'd like
you to meet Dale Gribble
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and his son Joseph,
our new quarterback.
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Glad to have you aboard, son.
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I'm tired of getting
our butts kicked
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by Our Lady of
Something-or-Other.
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Mardell, huh?
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Any relation to that
building over there?
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Wow, dude, do you live there?
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[LAUGHING]
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No, but he did generously donate
the funds to have it built.
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You bought a whole building?!
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I went here,
and my boy goes here.
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Spencer Academy has
been good to us,
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so it just seemed right
to be good to Spencer.
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Well, listen I've got a date
with 18 holes.
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Dale, if you're not
doing anything...
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I'm never doing anything!
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See you later, Joseph.
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Gentlemen.
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Wow, Dale, you could be
on top of a wedding cake.
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What's the occasion?
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I'm going to a gala.
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That's what we
"Spencer families" do.
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We gala.
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Look, it's bad enough you
stuck Joseph somewhere
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he doesn't want to be
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and screwed up
Tom Landry's winning season.
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Can we not hear about
your stupid party?
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Gala.
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Hello, neighbor!
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I hear your delightful son
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is attending prestigious
Spencer Academy.
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You heard correctly.
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Maybe you could write a letter
of recommendation for Kahn, Jr.
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You know how to
write, don't you?
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[LAUGHING] Of course you do,
you big Spencer family!
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But just in case,
I typed up a little something.
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Make your mark here.
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Did you see the way
he was kissing up to me?
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I will never get tired of that.
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[SIGHS]
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Holy crap, this is fancy.
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Dangit, I knew you should've
worn that fox stole I made for you.
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It was squirrel, Dale.
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And it was creepy the way you had
each one biting the tail of the next.
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Dale, Nancy,
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so glad you could make it.
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This is my wife, Ashley Rae.
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But my good friends
call me Mitzi.
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And I can tell by your hair,
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we're gonna be good friends.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Come on, let's get you
a drink in that hand.
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Doug Diamond, Charlie St. Clair,
say hello to Dale Gribble.
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You're Uncle Chuck
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of Uncle Chuck's
Breakfast Meats.
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Your picture's
on my sausage patties!
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Oh, that's my dad.
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He founded the company,
but I run it now.
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And someday I'll pass it
on to my son.
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Unless he's still a vegetarian,
then I guess the girl gets it.
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Wow.
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You gave your son a building,
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you're leaving yours
a sausage factory.
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All I've got to give
is my fatherly advice,
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which is shoddy at best.
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[GLASS CLINKING]
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Hey, y'all!
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I'm Kaydee Taylor, chairwoman
of the Fundraising Committee.
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Congratulations to us
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for funding our new
performing arts center!
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But now we need some flowers
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and benches
to make it look pretty.
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So it's time
to dig deep, people.
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I'll kick in for the flowers.
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Put me down for a fountain.
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I'll buy a bench!
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For my son Joseph!
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[APPLAUSE]
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Nice, Gribble.
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Cohiba?
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Oh, I could have danced
all night.
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You know, that was
a lot of money
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just to have your
name on a bench
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kids are gonna carve
curse words in.
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Nancy, all these rich guys
do things for their kids.
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I never thought of that before.
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Joseph's fine.
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He doesn't need anything, sug'.
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Sure he does.
Look at him.
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[SNIFFING]
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If he can succeed
in their world,
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Joseph could have his name on
something better than a bench.
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Maybe a stadium or a country.
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Imagine it, Nancy --
"Josephistan."
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Dude, what is that thing,
a spleen?
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No, a cherimoya.
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It's a fruit.
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We should totally burn it!
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One time, I lit a banana...
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Or-- Or you could just eat it.
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Hell, I never thought
I'd hear myself say this,
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but I can't wait for
football season to be over.
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And I bet Coach Kleehammer
feels the same way
255
00:12:21,432 --> 00:12:22,892
after last night's game.
256
00:12:23,017 --> 00:12:25,395
I cannot believe
someone in the stands
257
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,313
threw a car battery at him.
258
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,987
So anything good happen
at school lately?
259
00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:37,949
I didn't want to rub it in,
but we did have two fire alarms,
260
00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:41,452
and Ramon got one
of his crazy nosebleeds.
261
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,580
Man, I miss that place.
262
00:12:43,705 --> 00:12:44,914
Joseph!
263
00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:46,291
There you are.
264
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,585
What are you doing
playing with the neighbor kid?
265
00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:49,878
You mean Bobby?
266
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,129
Whatever.
267
00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:53,214
One of your Spencer friends
just called.
268
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:56,009
A bunch of the guys are
going out on his dad's boat.
269
00:12:56,134 --> 00:12:57,510
Did you hear that, Hank?
270
00:12:57,635 --> 00:13:00,221
My boy's going sailing
with rich people.
271
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,347
Don't care.
272
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,016
I don't want to go, Dad.
273
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,768
Those guys are always talking
about weird stuff I don't know
274
00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:08,021
like summer camp in Europe.
275
00:13:08,229 --> 00:13:09,230
Just fake it.
276
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,191
Say the churches are beautiful.
277
00:13:11,316 --> 00:13:13,610
Your future is depending
on this, Joseph.
278
00:13:13,735 --> 00:13:15,737
You need to be on that boat.
279
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:19,240
And if you get seasick, I want
you to swallow it and smile.
280
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,367
Okay.
281
00:13:37,342 --> 00:13:39,510
Another silent auction?
282
00:13:39,636 --> 00:13:42,222
[SIGHS] What are we
doing here, Dale?
283
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,805
I don't even know
what we're raising money for...
284
00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,226
or against.
285
00:13:46,351 --> 00:13:49,520
Joseph's not fitting in because he
doesn't have anything to talk about
286
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:50,897
with those Spencer kids.
287
00:13:51,022 --> 00:13:53,024
Love the boots, Katie!
288
00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:56,194
So we need to bid on a
fancy, rich-person thing
289
00:13:56,277 --> 00:13:58,446
for him to do and then discuss.
290
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,244
So, what are we bidding on,
291
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,621
a little father-daughter
tennis clinic?
292
00:14:06,788 --> 00:14:09,249
Uh, my wife and I are bidding
293
00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:11,292
on the trip to Brazil.
294
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,877
A gift for our son.
295
00:14:12,961 --> 00:14:14,671
He's turning two.
296
00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:17,590
That's sounds perfect
for my son as well.
297
00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:19,384
Imagine him speaking Brazilian
298
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:21,177
to all his friends at school.
299
00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:23,596
Let me just outbid you here.
300
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,767
Well, that was rude.
301
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,981
Stop it! This trip is mine!
302
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,650
You're wasting ink, pal.
303
00:14:35,817 --> 00:14:37,151
I can do this all night.
304
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,322
I've had enough of you...
and your pen!
305
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,865
Outbid this!
306
00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:46,703
What are you doing, sug'?
307
00:14:46,828 --> 00:14:48,121
We can't afford this!
308
00:14:48,329 --> 00:14:49,455
But Joseph needs...
309
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,374
We're not rich, Dale.
310
00:15:03,011 --> 00:15:04,012
[SPURS JINGLING]
311
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,514
[LISTLESSLY]
Hey.
312
00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:10,435
Wherever you just came from,
thank you for not inviting me.
313
00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:13,396
[SIGHS]
314
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,981
I failed, Hank.
315
00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:16,983
Joseph's not fitting in.
316
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:19,110
Our meager uncouth backgrounds
317
00:15:19,235 --> 00:15:21,237
are just too much
for him to overcome.
318
00:15:21,446 --> 00:15:22,572
Have you ever thought
319
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,907
that maybe Joseph just doesn't
belong at that school?
320
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:27,160
Of course, he does.
He has to!
321
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,704
Joseph will have a better life
if he's part of that world.
322
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,372
Come on.
You've seen Annie.
323
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,790
Well, you know, Dale,
324
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:35,835
a better life means different
things to different people.
325
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,254
You need to think
about what's best for Joseph.
326
00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:41,299
You're right, Hank.
327
00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:43,176
I know what I have to do.
328
00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:45,345
[SPURS JINGLING]
329
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,101
[RATTLING]
330
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,978
[DOORBELL RINGS]
331
00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,692
Joseph?
332
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,236
I'm supposed to live
with you now.
333
00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,826
What the heck is
Joseph doing here?
334
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,161
I don't know.
335
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:12,080
His dad just dropped him off.
336
00:16:18,753 --> 00:16:20,505
[PHONE RINGS]
337
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,875
DALE [ON MACHINE]: The occupants
at this address are not home.
338
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,426
Please leave a message.
339
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,469
[MACHINE BEEPS]
340
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,721
Dale, Tucker Mardell... again.
341
00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:30,890
Joseph's here.
Don't know why.
342
00:16:31,015 --> 00:16:32,141
We'll feed him dinner,
343
00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,435
but could you come get him...
soon?
344
00:16:34,519 --> 00:16:37,563
[SOBBING]
My son!
345
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,360
[EATING NOISILY]
346
00:16:43,778 --> 00:16:45,405
[GULPING]
347
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:47,490
Dad, can you pass the corn?
348
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:50,827
Uh, why'd you call me "Dad"?
349
00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:53,871
My real dad told me
to call you "Dad."
350
00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:55,331
I guess you're my brother now.
351
00:16:55,427 --> 00:16:56,374
Want to wrestle?
352
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,334
Okay, let's drive you home.
353
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,129
[FILM PROJECTOR WHIRRING]
354
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:07,301
[SOBBING]
355
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,761
[KNOCKING]
356
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:12,807
DALE:
Joseph.
357
00:17:13,057 --> 00:17:14,767
Be strong, Gribble.
358
00:17:14,976 --> 00:17:16,894
Dale, I brought your son.
359
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,939
I don't have a son! Go away!
360
00:17:20,148 --> 00:17:21,899
Huh. Your mom will be home soon,
right?
361
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,777
Great. See you
later, son.
362
00:17:24,986 --> 00:17:26,320
I mean, not like you're my son,
363
00:17:26,404 --> 00:17:27,864
but, you know,
"son" in the gen...
364
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,158
Oh, hell, forget it.
Just stay.
365
00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:32,994
You're still here?
366
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,538
No! Go back to
the rich people!
367
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,849
- But Dad...
- It's for your own good!
368
00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:38,875
Get!
369
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,793
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- [DALE SOBBING]
370
00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:42,670
I miss you, Dad!
371
00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:44,797
You'll forget me soon enough!
372
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,633
I can't remember
what you look like!
373
00:17:47,842 --> 00:17:50,761
I'll always be in your heart.
Now go!
374
00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,264
Go, my beautiful son!
375
00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:56,058
- [SOBBING]
- Dad?!
376
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,978
Uh, hey, Joseph.
Everything okay?
377
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,855
My dad won't let me in!
378
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,482
Oh.
[SIGHS]
379
00:18:02,607 --> 00:18:05,193
Uh, want to come over
'til your mom gets home?
380
00:18:05,443 --> 00:18:07,487
[SNIFFLES]
Okay.
381
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,868
[GASPS]
Oh, Dale!
382
00:18:13,951 --> 00:18:15,286
You scared me, sug'.
383
00:18:15,369 --> 00:18:17,830
Nancy, I have something
to tell you.
384
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:24,253
I am a husband
and an exterminator,
385
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,923
but above all, I'm a father.
386
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:28,758
And it's my responsibility
387
00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:30,801
to provide the best
for my child.
388
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:34,472
That is why I've given away
our only son,
389
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,559
our precious boy,
to be raised by rich people.
390
00:18:38,643 --> 00:18:40,228
What are you talking
about, Dale?
391
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,271
I just saw Joseph at the Hills'.
392
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:44,190
What?! He can't stay
with them!
393
00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:45,566
They're worse than us!
394
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:46,817
Dad?
395
00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:51,489
Joseph?
396
00:18:52,406 --> 00:18:54,575
Oh, Joseph, I miss you so much!
397
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,745
Look at you.
You grew out your hair!
398
00:18:57,954 --> 00:19:00,206
I'm sorry it didn't work out
with my new dad.
399
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,833
It's okay, son.
It's over now.
400
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:05,628
You're back home, and I'll
never let you go again.
401
00:19:05,836 --> 00:19:07,171
I'm glad.
402
00:19:07,338 --> 00:19:08,673
Go on to your room.
403
00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:10,633
We kept it just the way
you left it.
404
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,806
[SIGHS]
I'm so happy Joseph's back.
405
00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:18,558
Our house is alive again
406
00:19:18,683 --> 00:19:21,811
with the pitter-patter
of his giant feet.
407
00:19:21,978 --> 00:19:23,521
And I made a decision.
408
00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:25,898
I'm pulling him out
of Spencer Academy.
409
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,441
- Well, all right.
- Way to go!
410
00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:29,151
That's great news, Dale.
411
00:19:29,277 --> 00:19:31,779
'Course, when Spencer
finds out I took Joseph
412
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:34,699
and spent their bribe money,
they're gonna be angry.
413
00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:37,034
Looks like the Gribbles
are going into hiding.
414
00:19:37,159 --> 00:19:39,620
That can't be your answer
to everything, Dale.
415
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,581
But these are powerful people,
Hank.
416
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:44,584
I can't cross Mardell Steel
or Uncle Chuck.
417
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,544
Who knows what they'd put
in my breakfast meats
418
00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:48,129
or drop on my head?
419
00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:49,797
Why don't you just
pay them back?
420
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,132
I'll give you some money.
421
00:19:51,215 --> 00:19:53,050
Then Joseph could come back
to Tom Landry,
422
00:19:53,134 --> 00:19:55,511
and you won't have to burn off
your fingerprints.
423
00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:56,804
I will, too.
424
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,390
Cross-country is the only
got-dang winning sport
425
00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:01,350
Tom Landry has right now.
426
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,686
I'd pay anything
for that not to be true.
427
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:06,480
Yeah, man, dang ol'
anybody would, man.
428
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,900
That's it! I'll fundraise
my way out of this!
429
00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:12,236
If the people at Spencer
taught me one thing,
430
00:20:12,403 --> 00:20:16,115
it's that if you serve food,
you can beg for money.
431
00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:36,427
Thank you all for coming today
432
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,679
and being so loose
with your wallets.
433
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:41,432
Because of your generosity
and overwhelming desire
434
00:20:41,557 --> 00:20:43,184
for a winning football season,
435
00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:48,564
my son will be returning
to Tom Landry!
436
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,232
[ALL CHEERING]
437
00:20:50,524 --> 00:20:52,568
Longhorns!
438
00:20:54,195 --> 00:20:56,906
Fellas, having a good time?
439
00:20:57,114 --> 00:21:00,284
You bet. This party's got
my two favorite things:
440
00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:03,329
barbecue and Joseph
back at Tom Landry.
441
00:21:03,537 --> 00:21:07,291
Yep, it's a good day to be
a Longhorn, I tell you what.
442
00:21:10,753 --> 00:21:12,338
[LAUGHING]
443
00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:14,548
It sure is.
444
00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:56,716
JOSEPH: I can't
remember what you look like!
445
00:21:56,766 --> 00:22:01,316
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